 Hello everyone and welcome to the arcade game for Jurassic Park! This came out in 1994 if you could believe and it is bloody loud! So this is technically the first proper continuation on from Jurassic Park. A few months later, that's right, not only are we returning to the island, but we're returning actually again! I love that! We're returning as friggin Ellie Sattler and Alan Grunt. Why are we returning? Lord knows! Okay, are you ready guys? I'm excited. I've never actually played this. I've seen it plenty of times and actually in Japan because there's a lot of retro arcades, I've seen it before. I have not had the pleasure- oh no we don't want to spoil it! Unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure to play it in arcade form yet, but you know, we're gonna play it here! I'm just gonna give myself loads of credits. Oh, I can really give myself nine. Fantastic. Okay, let's go. Oh god. Oh, this is- is there a way to make this less sensitive? Oh, that's more sensitive. Okay, this could be- oh here we go, Jurassic Park! Area one! Let's go. Oh, we have a helpline on this one. That's the difference. There's no- oh god, okay! We have an amazing- oh god, a lot of bullets. There we go. Shoot at the he- well it's hard to miss, let's be honest! Yeah, look- oh, oh, oh yeah. Oh, I'm actually already taking damage. Oh, that's interesting. Oh, okay. Oh, that- well, that was- oh she's back up! Never mind! She's come back for another session! Whoo! Oh wait, what was that? Oh, are we in a cave? I don't know if I'm doing good or not. I feel like I am. Oh, there we go. There we go. Where are we now? Oh, should I- I should probably be shooting these, right? Oh, Jesus! No! Yeah, did I get it? I don't even know if I got it. Okay. Ah, the classic. Yeah, some hell. Yeah- Ah, no! The slashing raptors! They're all coming out! The giant piles of well- questionable material. Oh, are we done? Oh, I should probably shoot that, shouldn't I? Oh, yeah. Oh, here we are! It's the Mud Range of Hawaii! Jesus! That's a lot of galabimus. Shoot her! Oh, I'm so sorry. Wow, this is just- we've come back to ease the new blood. Not to save the dinosaurs, like Fallen Kingdom or- or Dominion of Legion, believe. Oh, okay. We- we've come to exterminate them all. No, don't stop shooting. Don't- oh, there's so many! Triceratops eye! Jesus! Wait, have I already lost a life? Oh, no, I used one tonight. Okay. Oh, we're doing good here. Maybe I'm, like, a pro at light gun games. I don't know. Ah! Oh, I like this. I like that the, um... Oh, they're dodgy. They're dodgy. I like that we have a- we rock back when we were hit there. That's cool. This came in May-May, but- Jesus! All right, didn't expect that. This is one crazy-ass jeep. It's holding up to Triceratops as we're ramming them. Okay, so the grey ones take multiple hits. I think the brown ones are super easy to kill. Okay, well, yeah. May- oh, there we go. There we go. They can't swim. They're all deed. Ah! Where are we now? Keep out. Oh, this seems good. Oh, God. I don't like that there's lots of health kits. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Oh, they've got range. That's a lot of dilapid sources! Oh, no! Danger! Yeah, you're telling me. Oh! Bad dilapid sources! No! Wow! Oh, well, there we go. That's- that's only one life done so far. It's still only a one! How many dinosaurs have we massacred? Oh, I love the little cheeky. Giddy-ho! I want to ride with you! Oh, we're at a bridge? What's this? What's the- oh, oh, no. Oh, it says take a photo! Oh, we have to shoot the side. Shoot the side! They're deadly! Oh, oh, oh, okay. Oh! Ah! Oh, many! Okay, so you've just got to shoot them when they're in the sky. Oh, gotcha. Oh, that's cool. I have a perspective on it. Yes! Obviously, this is not a patch on the Lost World Arcade. Although, it's fun in its own- how many? Oh, my God! Am I even killing any of them? Oh, no. This is not good. This is not good. Oh, just- oh! Oh, what? Okay, and the- oh, oh, oh. Oh, I've been knocked off. I'm- where the- I've clipped to the ground. I'm in the back rooms. Oh, God. No, there's a block of salt. Jesus. And kylosaurs. Oh, and kylosaurs! That's cool, though. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yep, yep. Now, now we're getting tough. Oh, and we were just at another jeep. Oh, is that- is that the last people who decided to come here? Jesus. Oh, we need to shoot them. There we go. That's way better. Now we're in a cave! Let's keep going! Woo! Oh, Jesus. Okay, that's loud. Yep, there we go. Sorry, kylosaur. I don't even know if I need to hit you. Oh, my good, my good goodness. Right, I think I got the health kit. Oh, I really don't know how much that- that really has helped me. There are so many. Just keep shooting. That's all we do. How many bullets do we bring to Jesus? He's a newborn. No, no, no. Physi- That's it. So what was cool about this one is that you would sit on a- on a bench. Oh, no. Oh, the brachystacosauruses! Yeah, you would sit on a bench or like a- like a car seat and it would rock back when you hit the- the dinosaurs. Ah, come on! I hit it for ages! Whereas I don't think the Lost World had anything like that. Oh, they made the noise. That was cute. Oh, my- Oh, just- just shoot them. Shoot them? Are they peaceful sauropods, yes? Are we gonna shoot them? Also, yes. Keep out. Oh, that's a good- What are we doing here? Can we- can we- Like, assess this? Jesus! This sauropod- What has Henry Wu been doing? How many legs does it have? Yeah, you do great on only fans. Ah! Oh, my God! And it really took that comment- oh, they got- What, the leg is thick as a tree trunk. Oh, should we shoot its head? I don't know. Oh, we did it! Wow, thank God that brachystacosaur was there. Or else we would have been done. Oh, ichthyosauruses! Kill them! Kill the wildlife! I don't- oh, God. Okay, it's the brachystacosaurs we need to worry about. They're just having a great time. Oh, you know what we've seen? Quite a few species of like, dinosaur here. Wow! There's nothing you can do with these brachystosaurs, man. Some of them are just going to hit you. Oh, actually, that one. Help, help, help, help, help! Oh, wow, I got like, nothing. I hit four of them. Keep out. Why are we keeping out the- Oh, God, oh, God. How many barriers do we need to make here? What was Jurassic Park's idea? What's Jurassic Park's idea? When the more barriers, the better. Where are we even heading to? We're just on like a cliff? What is this island? This need to be retcon collin? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Not the raptor- oh! Oh, we're heading towards raptors, are we? You bread raptors! Oh, yeah, look at me go. Look at me go. Oh, there we go. We just took a shortcut. Don't know where. Still don't have any idea what we're doing. Don't sneeze on me. I knew you were going to do it. Oh, wait, what happened? Hello? Oh, wow, that was a stock sound effect if I've ever heard one. Ah! All right. Oh, now I can actually kill. Oh, you can kill me. Okay, okay. Oh, my God, it's jittering about. Oh, it's just falling over. Oh, she's turned red. She's got an angry. What was I supposed to do there? You just.. you just take damage. Right? Yeah, like literally you just take damage. There's nothing you can do! The engine is so weird, though. Bye, God Rexie! What have they been doing to you? Since I've left the island! Like what? How many shots? Hey, there we go. We was just doing that. Maybe it's doing a wee glitch. I don't know. Oh, the legs falling apart. It's just actually a giant toy! John Hammond. It was always the flea circus. She never existed. Oh, there we go. Oh! Oh! Oh! Shoot her! Oh, well. There we go. Are we- You know how in the novel it was a- like they dropped a bomb and you kill a bomb or God knows whatever it was? Oh, raptors. This is good. Is that a cane? What the hell's on the floor? Is that what we're doing? They didn't send a bomb. They actually just sent us to wipe out the dinosaur population. Aha! Be on the left side now, watch. Oh no, it was alright. Left. Right again. Go on. Go on. I've worn him dead. I'm going to the left side. I knew it. There we go. Where are we? Oh, God. This is about to get tough. Oh, Jesus. They're all in the middle. Oh! Hello! Oh, like over in a volcano. We're in friggin' Mount Sybo. I bet it wasn't even called that at the time. Oh, should I be shooting these? I feel like I shouldn't be shooting the bridges. The bridge needs to stay. I have a feeling. It's probably for our- Okay. It's probably for the best. Where are we in hell? There's no walls. Oh, I'll take those. Yeah, I'll take the hell. Oh, they run ahead. Oh, they're smart clever girls. Not really. Why did you- Why are you in a volcano? Why am I in a volcano? More to the point. Oh, okay. Okay. Triceratops. Oh, it's erupting now. Oh, okay. So we- Did Colin just nick this game as idea for Fallen Kingdom? Maybe. Like, what am I supposed to do? Oh, I see them in the distance. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, God, that's so hard! Yes! Ah! I have the power of a god! There it is. Oh, Trandon. Oh, wow. That took like 5,000 hits. Okay. Focus on the meteors there. This volcano's got a vendetta against me. Jesus. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We just sw- Oh, right. Is that a new boss? A giant bulb. I mean, what can I do? I'm shooting it. I just died. Do you need two players? Oh, God. Oh, I'm gonna run out of pennies. No! Oh, there we go. Just need to hit me enough, apparently. There we go. We haven't even got to the visitor center. Oh, there they are. Hello! Oh, are we gonna die? I don't see how we're coming back from this. I think this is the end, guys. I'm taking you all down with me if I'm gonna die! Oh, so the gold ones take a couple of hits. Oh, oh, oh my, oh my, where are we? Why are we got standing tides? I mean, mides. Okay. I have no idea. Are we in the underworld? Are we in the river Styx? What is this? Who came up with this? Are we gonna have mosasaws? That'd be cool. Zemosasaurus level 10. I missed all the health kits. That was stupid. But come on. I mean, look what I'm doing with you. Jesus. This is one hell of a ride. I want to play all the other Jurassic Park things on the arcade shooters, but they haven't been emulated or anything. And unless I pull... Oh, there's a visitor center. Wow. Didn't realize you were right outside hell. Oh, there we go. Oh, somebody made the skeletons again. And they just made two T-Rexes this time. That sells. Okay. Okay. I don't know why we're going slowly here. Okay. Are we going to go to the kitchen? Oh, can we do the chief of the kitchen? That'd be amazing. What are we going on? Hey. Oh, okay. Okay. So what was going on here? Were we caging up all the dinosaurs? Are we trying to save them? Get some. I mean, this is the age of games where you didn't need a plot, right? Whoa. Took off like a rocket. Oh, lovely. Oh, they're blowing the informed explorers. This place will never be the same again. I just released it, then killed it. I know danger. What about this trip has not been danger? Let's be honest here. Release the galanitis. I don't think they're really going for me. I think some are. Okay, we've got one credit left. Just kidding. Yeah, I've got that, baby. Oh, well, this is nice. Although the music's telling me that I should. Oh my God, flying T-Rex limbs. Oh, no, there's the rest of it. Oh, wait, there's two. Oh, they could jump like freaking Mario. Oh, that was nice of you. Which one's going to... Oh my God. Okay, go for that one. Oh, I probably should have kept shooting that. Oh, okay. Yeah, my bad. Should have kept shooting you. I know all they're switching. Have I just been going for the yellow one? Or can I pick and choose? Oh my God, a double-edged attack. I didn't even let Colin change it. They're like, you know what? Oh, I got it. Okay, all right, all right, all right. I mean, I don't know what else to do here. But I just keep shooting. Haven't I had enough? Like, what did I do to you? You know, to cause this? Oh, you're just going to go for me, aren't you? You're like, ah, you didn't say the magic. Oh, hello. Oh, okay. That wasn't me. I went, oh. Where are we? Who am I? I'm a murderer is what I am. Like, you just always want to click the button, don't you? Keep out. I mean, this is where we're going, right? We were going. Oh, this is it. The final showdown. And there's no escape. And there we go. That would have been all like nine credits gone. I would have made the end of the game. I'm assuming always going to come from. Oh, you're gonna go. Oh, final charge. Okay, okay. I mean, I am shooting you. There we go. There we go. Slowly drain, slowly drain the health bar. Oh, and your health bar is not moving anymore. Why can I shoot you now? Yeah, there we go. There we go. Come on. Jesus, that last health bar, T-Rex. And oh, come on. Come on, come on, come on. Don't hit me again. Oh, oh, wait, are you dead? Oh, I think you're dead. It looked like you just sort of collapsed into the ground. She's going into the back rooms. Oh, there we go. Oh, they're not dead. We did it, guys. We shot her full of, I don't know what those were. Happy bullets. Oh, it's all a happy ending. There we go. All's well that ends well. The end. And there was never any sequels made for Jurassic Park. Oh, wow. You know, when I was thinking about making my Jurassic Park month, like the third and final time, the one that never happened, this was on it. But of course, things happened. I moved and then the movie was COVID and then the movie was pushed back. And in the end, I was like, I'll just play it when I want to. Oh my God, that's nightmare fuel. Kill it, get it off screen. Oh, that's better. Lovely to laugh as well. You know what? I would have been pretty happy with that. It was before my time though. My time was the Lost World cabinet. You know, I was what, three or four when this came out, probably three. But Lost World came out when I was there. You know, I was cognitive. I had thought presented by Sega. God love that from the Sega. Love it. Love it. Love it. Well, that was loads of fun. Well, you want me to do it again? Hell no. If you enjoyed this video guys, check out my other arcade tuners. We did Ocean Hunter not too long ago. And we also, you know, I'm Dress Pop mode. I did the Lost World. Loads of fun. You'll find links. I don't know. Just type it. You'll find it. Game Beaver. Those arcades. Anyway, if you enjoyed this video guys, leave a like. And until next time, I'll see you guys later. Oh buh-bye.