 Hey there friends how's it going? My name is Kevin and Ireland seems to be going into lockdown again We're already on level three and it's only time before we level up, you know with the amount of gamers We have in Ireland so I figure I best prepare for the inevitable and play some quarantine simulators Which look just awful. I do have 26 years practice and self isolating But you know what the more practice the better. Oh Made with unity I love to see it right the first one If I can figure out where the title is is just called quarantine simulator I don't think they have the title on the title screen. That's fine. Not many options either, but that's also fine Wait, I click continue, but I don't have a game. Hold on. I've never played this before new cases of COVID 19 We're registered this week. What how do I walk? Why am I so small? Why is my house glitching out? Wait, hold on help. Yes. Help H It does nothing Can't get any help Wests also can't do anything. Oh, oh wait. There we go quest still live for 10 days Oh, that's gonna be hard. What is this menu system? Oh? Okay, a watching center for 500 times is one of my quest gotta grow some vegetables It's trying to take a super bath What is this? I don't think I'm gonna be buying this game for a long I'm just gonna keep bathing look at the time just flying by wait. What is going on here? How to kick cat come on just a few more naps before I soil myself. Oh, there I go You died Another person dead To napping 17 to one this week naps are much more dangerous than you think people think twice before you nap Let's try a new game, okay So it looks like the only difference between continue a new game is you get some instructions at the start of new game If you click continue, it's also a new game economics became crazy. Nobody understood. What will happen tomorrow? Everybody understood. This is a point of no God, I love it Stop on a black screen Maybe I just died in the intro. Okay. I can skip. I didn't realize the black screen was optional new cases Go away. I don't want to hear about it. All right. What's this? What can I do with this? Did I just print off my own little award? Is that the city? Oh, that is meant to be the city I thought it was just a weird textured wall. Okay. This is on graphics ultra by the way Can I put this down? I want to put it on very low It's the exact same Literally no difference. What does this say? I can't see because of the cursor here choice your career I'm gonna go with this because I don't know what it is. Maybe it's a logger. There we go Wait, do I get another career now? I can swap super career unlock all the career. Yeah, do that Why can I not unlock all the career? Oh, Harry Potter. Oh, no, sorry Harry It's a different reality where Harry Potter went into the tech support wait what I need to take a super bath What did he do to himself forget super bad? I want to watch Santa ver vera. It that was one of the achievements I can't I don't have enough money. All right. You know what time for a super bath. What is a super bath? Is it this why do I have to pay for it? Maybe it's a sponge bath. Someone comes in and gives me a sponge bath I take a little nap and then come back out to eat. This is so confusing to play. It's really disorientating All right full lunch. There we go And now let's go back out and what time is it? It's too late to work. Okay. We got to sleep then or something I guess I'll just watch Harry Potter until I go to bed. Why is everyone laughing? What is this music by the way? It's so dramatic. I must have just conked on the couch because it's the next day. Let's go to work as a Roger, I don't know. Do I have enough money to buy that movie yet? No, what? If it takes three days to get enough money to buy a feckin movie online, what is going on with the economy? Wait what I forgot to eat. I'm so glued to Harry Potter that I just forgot to eat I have like no money. I've run out of money because I have to buy food Oh my god, this world is so hard. I'm just gonna go back and watch my comfort movie Harry Router again I just spent all my free time rewatching the same movie. I know it's funny. Thank you. Thank you Just got a notification saying I'm tired if I don't sleep I will die Extreme isn't it? Like I already died from sleeping and if I forget to sleep I also died. This world is very cruel. I Died I went to work and I feckin died for I don't know what reason and now they're showing this swing Which again, I don't understand. All right. I think we're done with that game. It was so good It's really set the bar high for the next two quarantine games. I Do we have user reviews lol, it's a hard game you die again and again You need to think your strategy if you want to stay alive try to survive. It's really about this game Thank you Indie Wolf games. Was this made by Indie Wolf games? Don't remember having to take a dump so often in a single gaming session ever before this game Also the amount of exercise you have to do just not to die of weighing like a truck Encourages me to make my journey to a real life fridge to compensate the virtual calories loss and the kitten is a nice touch Look the majority think it's fantastic. I'm clearly in the wrong. There we go I left my review trying to find the balance between sleeping enough and not sleeping too much is Exhilarating 10 out of 10. All right. This one is straight to the point. It's coronavirus quarantine simulator made with unity Oh We might get a three out of three on this one. What is this fancy? What is it punk? What? I'm controlling the head I don't understand fancy plus punk. Is that the loading screen? It was great. I enjoyed that This game's already off to a good start. All right the patch notes remove chicken confusing items. That's enough for me Okay, so this is like a point-and-click thing as well at least it's easier to understand what's going on and Sleeping only does good things instead of like oh god. I'm dying again, but at least it didn't go you slept too much You're dead. I imagine that I better set my alarm don't want to oversleep or I might just die I need to buy groceries. My health is plummeting. All right. I am here for the grocery Walking a little bit off-sided hold on hold on I got this. Where's the toilet paper? I want your entire stock Oh and this too. I want your entire stock of this as well. What am I grabbing what I'm grabbing my cart behind me I think I've just broken both my arms Excuse me. There's no toilet paper. Please sir. Please please sir. Help me. Why are they all moody? What is going on? Where is the fecking toilet paper? Oh, oh wait, is this no, this isn't it. God damn it. I Didn't actually get any food. I thought it was just another part of the store It's said to wash my hands. Hold on. I wash my hands and then I'll go get food. What am I playing a hand simulator all of a sudden? Click to finish Just walked out my hands are already clean. He says I can't wash them again I need to head out because you know I went grocery shopping. They got home and went I Forgot to actually buy the groceries. All right. My shopping list is just eggs. Just lots of eggs There we go. All right, let's find the egg aisle egg Please stop rolling away. Oh my god. Here we go. No, hold on. Here we go. All right Okay, good. I have one eggs Yes, two eggs three eggs. Oh Perfect sake. You know two is good enough. Ring me up. Please sir. Ring me up. Come on. I'm ready It's running away for me. Okay. Here we go. All right, finally. Do I take these home with me? Are they mine now? I'm just gonna hold on to it and back out the door if that's cool I know and need some food need some food. All right, let's see Cook something you forgot to wash your hands game over Oh my god, I'm so upset after all that effort Hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry It's like a most pointless diary entry ever all right quickly run to the shop and grab something look just one eggs That's all I want. Just eggs maintain social distancing between you and other people. Come here. You bastard. Come here Come here. Why is that? Oh, no, I thought it was a dinosaur, but it's just a man with a weird beard Hey, come on now. Just cuz I did it to you doesn't mean you can do it to him This is creating a mess where eggs. Why did everything move? Oh eggs. This is a weird aisle Just alcohol and eggs. All right, sir. I would like this one eggs. Thank you Me gonna go cook eggs. Make sure not to touch your face. Okay. Let's just go wash my hands mouse spotting poses What does that mean? Mouse is to move what oh wait? Hold on and now if I hold a and oh look at that Happy happy This is how people wash their hands, right? They just start clapping under the water If you hold a and do you can control the boat at the same time look at them go It's like I'm trying to guide a plane in this way. Oh, there's soap. Ah, there we go See whistling happy birthday. All right, we're done. That is some good hand-washing time scored 99 I just stood there by the sink going like this for about a minute solid I still only got one star though. All right cook. I just want eggs. It did no need to make it fancy I didn't even have the option to make any of it. I guess I'm gonna shop me again. I hate this avocado tomato bread Okay, get away from me. Hey lunatic. Oh, here is the toilet roll. All right, great Hold on. Let me just get my roll this one. I think it's like picking out a puppy I don't know why I'm so specific. There we go. I'll just bring them one by one I think it's a bit easier for me the consumer Don't leave and look at me. Are these avocados get away you lunatic. Oh my god. Okay, we're done with this game This came so unforgiving. He just broke social distancing measures And I immediately turn around and die You know, it's interesting like these are clickable and it brings you to why social distancing is important and what? What it prevents and and how what what do I talk about? Yeah, there you go I Hope that helps. That's your PSA from me. All right on a scale of one to pretty good. I'm gonna put it at like W I think yeah, I think it double you the hand washing is the best part of the whole game Well, it's good to know that I got the best experience I could get There's a few people talking about like how this is the perfect game to explain my non yet born Grandson's dogs and guests from Mars how the quarantine time was I don't really think it is Also, don't call me your little popcorn. All right. Don't worry. I saved the best for last likely I thought this would just be a little mini game that might be nice to play. It's a bit different You know at the end of the video, but actually This is what I'm hoping is the best game we play now and please it can't be worse surely look at it It's already cute. No, stop it. I don't want any bad news. Stop it. I'm not listening Okay, we got interact and chores list perfect good start to a game Um, I have a lot to do today But I'll try some time after I do all the plan chores to enroll that online guitar course that I was told about But that I need to pick up my guitar the guitar pick in my laptop and take to the My room, okay sweep the house take out the trash perfect. It's already funky fresh. This music is great. Hey sis She's gonna give you this. Oh wait. I'm your dad. Sorry. I mean, yeah, I guess looking at you now I'm not sure you're even real. I think you're plastic She said daddy. Can you help me with my homework later? And I said I just walked away. What's my other chore sweep the house and I gotta eat Okay, this is a lot more user-friendly than the other games. What are you doing there? Oh, you're just sweeping, okay? Looks a bit suspicious he really needs to go to the bathroom, but I'm not done sweeping Wait, what you freaked out. I pissed myself once come on That's a bad day. You don't just give up on life because of it his speedrun get away get away I got a speedrun this second game as brush Okay, we'll just brush everywhere fast before he needs to eat or go to the toilet the key to speedrunning this game Is getting good or ng with the puddles that you have to sweep. You'll notice this time There's no puddle in my daughter's bedroom, which makes it the optimal sweeping routine That's the noise of success Okay, look at that chores done and guitar stuff we gathered and I didn't even piss myself well done Thank you very much. Oh, yes, he's getting good It was all worth it doing those chores to get this moment of peace just me and my guitar Yes, honey that beautiful music is me I see you've come to congratulate me and how good I've gotten or just stare at me screens gone black I think she killed me. She didn't like that song. I have to sweep the house again. Do I really have to sweep every single day? What is that noise? There's a grinding noise probably grinding my teeth because I'm so fed up with this world my guy wants to Pump some iron too. I got to get around to that as soon as possible nothing like lifting some heavy things to make you feel like the strong Chad you are right Chad. He's not listening to me. How do I work out at the TV? I can't do this while holding these just put the brush down for a second. What does my reject daughter do all day? She's just sitting there. Her eyes look dead. She hasn't blinked in two days. Oh, yes, the moonwalk my favorite workout routine How is that okay? Maybe don't do that weird breathing noise on a dark screen you working out at home Really, that's funny considering you haven't been to a gym for the past three years Why are you shaming me for just trying to better myself? I haven't eaten two days by the way I've been completing my chores so fast that I actually don't have to eat by the end of the day So I've just been fasting. Sorry kiddo. Just cleaning your cupboard there. Maybe the fumes from the cleaning products We'll just kill her off. She's a miserable life. Hasn't blinked in three days hasn't moved in three days We're closing the dryer. Where's the dryer? Oh, it's down there. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. I don't want to eat today Oh god I gotta put back the cleaning products take shot of that old family recipe where where where quick quick where it's not here Where could it be? Where could it be? I found it? Okay, good good. You're about to die, dude It's getting late. No, no, no quick. Yes. Did I do the recipe? Thank God. You're gonna berate me for cooking now You know, I've been trying to stay clear the news. It's getting a bit neurotic honey. We've talked about this. Okay It's important to know what's going on, but this excessive information. It's not doing you any good It's all right to disconnect yourself a little. It's trying to tell me how to live my life Meanwhile, they just neglect their daughter in that room for three days. It doesn't even have the strength to move Whoa, that was the old family recipe Where did you get a full-sized pig onto the fourth day? I mean a new record when it comes to these games I did I make it? I think I made it to about the third or fourth day in the first game, but I really didn't want to There's only so much Harry router you can watch in a row you freaked out Yeah, that's probably because child protective services is at the door. Anyway, we are gonna end it there I hope you enjoyed the video If you like my stuff, I post every single day I also have a second channel and I also stream over on twitch You'll find a link to both of those in the description, but yeah, I hope you enjoyed I appreciate you watching as always it does mean a lot to me and I hope to see you next time