NOTE: we disassembled the Everything Burrito afterwards and saved about 80% of the food. Secret fact, a lot of the 20% we threw away was actually food that had gone bad OR was about to at the grocery mart.
The Everything Burrito
Ingredients: Strawberries 2 eggs over hard 1 carton of milk 2 strips of bacon Spaghetto and meatball One green cup One spatula One stovetop pan Two sandwiches (green lettuce in the middle) One carton of eggs Glass of milk with bendy straw Two grapefruits An uncut loaf of bread One apple One eggplant One rotisserie chicken One pink donut One pretzel (large size) One bowl of cheerios One pineapple Hotdog in bun with mustard One banana One pumpkin Lemon wedge One carrot One slice of pumpkin pie One waffle with butter Cotton Candy Grapes Lettuce One tomato Lots of beans Big chunk of meat with bone in the middle A strawberry shortcake A bunch of pancakes French fries One hamburger Two tacos Chinese takeout noodles with chopsticks Tortillas Beans
Place your tortillas on a large flat surface. Layer them so they overlap each other. To glue them together, use melted cheese or your beans.
Start placing every single ingredient on the tortilla. Here is a reference image.
It will be extremely difficult to build the entire burrito without some other objects helping you stabilize your gigantic mound of everything, so don't be discouraged when your tower can only get so high!
To wrap it up, try your best to flatten out the ingredients and slowly roll the tortilla up. As soon as you can get one side of the tortilla over, tuck it under and keep rolling, Fold in the sides when you get halfway and voila, you've got one huge burrito.
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