 Look, today's show will be a little bit more explicit than some of you are more comfortable with, so just letting you know, that's how today's show's gonna play it out. So viewer discretion is advised. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. This is Loverhost featuring Mia Malkova. Mia, why don't you introduce yourself just in case they don't know you already? I just want to say hello to Slick. How are you, Slick? Oh, hi. I mean, I'm good. I'm good. You look really sane, you think I'm good? I'm good. You look really cute today. Thank you. Are you serious? Y'all forget about that. I'll see you guys. I'm gonna take off. Yeah, the show seems pretty settled. Hey, Slick. Slick, what's up, man? I also wanted to say hi. Slick, you're looking mad cute right now, bro. You're looking pretty breedable, Slick. Before the show began, Rich Campbell told me that he wanted to have sex with Slick. Wait, what? That's crazy because before the show, I didn't have sex with Slick. Yeah. Literally right before we went live. That's why I was late. Isn't that right, Rich? I love your dreams. I said something like that. I think you might have chopped up a few of the words a little bit, but I think Slick's a very good looking dude. And I think that me, Slick and Mia would all have a lot of fun on a vacation if this doesn't work out. This is a fucking survivor. You're not making alliances, motherfucker. Let's fucking introduce ourselves before these cocksuckers get a competitive advantage. Yeah, thank you. That's what I had to say. Thank you, Stavros. Yeah, let's keep this fucking thing in line. Thank you, Stavros. We needed somebody like you on the cast. Absolutely. Yeah, give it up, S-Fan. Go ahead and introduce yourself. I'm excited to be here. I've gotten a chance to get to know everybody here quite a bit. Some for 10 minutes, some for 10 years. Really only Mia for 10 years because, you know, the videos. But no, I'm really excited to see how this is going to go. I think this is going to be fantastic. And I can't wait to see who won this cast is going to be right for me. Wait, Mia, you are a family woman, aren't you? I really am. I'm very family oriented. I love my dad. Yes, she loves her dad. She loves her dad very much, which, Mia, you may cry during this one, but we have your dad has sent a message for this show. Hey, everybody. Mia Malkova's stepdad here. Wanted to know, since one of you could be vacationing with my daughter, where would you take her and what would you do with her while you're there? And by the way, Mia, sweetie, when you get home, there's some laundry that needs to be taken out of the dryer. Just make sure you don't get stuck this time or do. That was Mia Malkova's stepfather, everybody. Giving the first question of the day. You love your stepfather, don't you, Mia? I love him so much. I do. I do anything for him. Great. Awesome. Stepdad wanted to know where you would take Mia Malkova on a dream vacation. Let's roll with that question. Here we go. I think it's an easy question. I'm Greek. I would love to take you to the Greek Islands, baby girl. You know what I'm saying? We're out there. We're on the beaches. We're grilling up calamari. We're feeding it to each other. A lady in the tramp style. I think that's a home run and I think you would look incredible in the beautiful beaches, crystal clear blue waters. Nothing better. You're a smooth talker. Thanks. S-Fan, go ahead. I would take you. This is on a dream date, right? Mm-hmm. I would take you to the beautiful shores of Syria and we could watch the sunset and, you know, they say it's beautiful this time of year and there's a lot of good scenery and it's very exciting there and I think just going through to check out the local cities and the different cultures across the world would be very exciting and I think kind of opening our eyes or a horse to that would be very good for both of us to do together. Could we feed each other pizza? I can feed you pizza. Thank you, S-Fan. That's all I want. The meat lovers though. You'll get the meat lovers. Don't worry. Right? You know what we were talking about? Austin, you missed the conversation. What was that? For about 45 minutes before the show, we were all talking about poop methods. Wow. Wow, really? That's interesting. That cracks his shit like a hard boiled egg. Yeah. What happens when you give these animals freedom, Austin? You got to be fucking on top of this shit, dude. One second in this motherfucker wants to talk about shitting himself. Why don't you just stand me a little bit more round? Can I clear something up? Can I clear something up? You said that I was, that being bald, no hair was a disadvantage. However, your stepfather, I feel like we're pretty similar in a lot of ways. I mean, not always. I don't think that. Slime, I feel like there's at least a 4-inch difference somewhere. Okay. You would think that. But let me tell you, I have been told, and this is true, by many partners throughout my life, that I have one of the most aesthetically beautiful penises. That means your dick is little, bro. It does not mean it's little. It does not mean it's little. It means it is no size. Has anyone ever said the word big? Like once? I want to ask you, Mia, it's a genuine question. Have you ever had sex with a virgin? No. Really? No. Really? No, never. I got to be honest. I don't think I would. Yeah, you sound disgusting. Wait, doesn't you prefer a bald guy over a virgin? I would. I'm both, man. So I'm feeling really good. Why are you trying? He is a virgin, just so I know. Me? Oh, there's a lot of hands right now. Jack is stealing both bald and virgin valor right now. That motherfucker has a beautiful head of hair, and he gets pussy. I don't want to hear from your charming British ass. No, man. Let's all sit on the table. Let me make my choices. Look, I shaved my head. I choose to be bald. I choose to... I chose this life. I chose the life I'm seeing. I fucking did it. You know? And that's why I fucking pointed and laughed at you. But let's ask the cast here. Just to get it, you know, juiced up a little bit. Who here do you think is the worst choice for me at Malcova? Who do you think would be the worst decision? The worst choice? Easily slick, I would say. What? Yeah. I mean, look. You need to... Wait, no, you're underestimating him. Okay, slick. No, no. That's not that. It's... You've already been there. You know what I'm saying? Like, do you not want to explore uncharted territory? I thought we were friends. No, I know. But I'm just saying, like, you know, been there, done that, you know, hit it and quit it and move on. You don't want to be friends? Tell me you don't want to be friends. Tell me you don't want to be friends. No, I want to be friends. But I'm just saying, like, we could be more than... We could, you know... I'm just talking about the situation. Espen, I hit on you and you didn't want nothing to do with me. Damn. No, that's true. No. No. Hold on, let's expand on that. I changed my mode to Espen. All right, let's expand on that. So, tell everybody how you hit on me. I offered to teach you how to eat pussy. I don't know. No, I don't either. I don't remember either. That's why I was asking. We can play rock band if you come over. I'm down. Do you like rock band? I suck at it. Me too. But you also suck at a lot of things. I suck. I do suck. That's true. Yeah. Shit, I just had a memory. Mia, I have to tell you the craziest thing in the world. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Espen is talking. Oh. Oh, wow. Okay, let's just leave it at that. Oh, let's leave it at that. I love that. Can I go get my fucking top hat? You can proceed, Espen. I was playing World of Warcraft, and this was, I was playing World of Warcraft on the new fresh vanilla servers randomly. And I get a message from somebody, and they're like, yo, is this the real Espen? I'm like, yeah. And he says, I'm Mia Malcova's brother. It might be. Oh my gosh. Yeah, he's huge into World of Warcraft, and he plays vanilla. Yeah, he was telling me. He's like, dude, I'm a huge fan. I found out about you from, I saw you on the Austin show with my sister, this and that. He's the one who got me into World of Warcraft. Oh, okay. Yeah. I bet it was really him. Yeah, so I didn't look. He's like, no, seriously, it's me. And he linked his Instagram and said whatever. And I was like, what did he look like? I can't, I mean, he looked like you. That's damn an Espen. No, he doesn't look like me. I mean, he looked like he could look like you. You make it all the time. Are you seeing your brother? No, I swear, ask your brother. Text your brother right now and ask him. I'm going to ask him. Text your brother right now and ask him. Hello? Hello. By chance, you're on stream. Have you contacted Espen on World of Warcraft? I just speak to him for a moment, yeah. Oh, see, it was my real brother. That's super cool. Espen, you should play with him. He's really good. You're really good, right? I'm good. He's good. But Espen doesn't play anymore. Espen, you don't play anymore? I play Burning Crusade. I don't play vanilla. So you might still play vanilla. But I play Burning Crusade. Espen, who's that? Wait, who's who? There's someone in your damn room, bro. Espen, there's somebody in your room. Oh, thank you. What is this? Did you just have a hot girl bring you food? Look at this. Espen. What is that? That's a pizza. I made it. It's pizza? Espen. Cool. What is that? I wish I was there. I wish I was there, too. What is your name? That's awesome. Very good. Who is that? Espen. Hi. Why is she in a cheerleading costume? No, this just happens sometimes. Does she live with you? Oh, there's three cheerleaders here who are making food downstairs. What should I say? Yeah, they just showed up and they just started making food. Wow. Okay, taste test. Ready? Three, two, one. Ooh. That's really hot. That's really hot. We're getting outside by Espen right now, dude. I don't like this fucking shit. It's almost good. Espen live. It's almost good. It looks good. It's so funny. It's almost good. What's wrong? It's... No, I'm just saying it's almost good. The onions is wrong. Yeah, tell her what's wrong with it and why you don't like it. Yeah, onions are dance game. What? Yeah, onions are dance game. Julie, if you're eating bulgogi, there is tons of onions. Well, it's better. Is that a gogi in there, too? It's really good. The fuck is going on? Then how about another? Almost good. Thank you, Espen. Espen, you're a blessed man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Espen, for defending yourself by having somebody come in and serve you food. Thank you. Thank you. Even though you're not in the bottom three, so it doesn't matter. She just put french fries on this one. What the hell? Stop gloating, motherfucker. You're the reality show. Hold on, Mia. Why don't you believe I'm a virgin? Because you're hot. And you got game. Nice. That sounds cool. You're not a virgin. Yeah, you got ladies. You're the man, Espen. Cool. All right, continue. Espen fucks for sure. For sure. Yeah, 100%. He's fucking even when he's not. You know what I mean? He's just... And I know Espen hasn't asked a question here, but I'd like to pull some lore. In 2019, Espen, on this show, you said, given some time, you may be... You also said... This is three years ago on this show with Mia Malcoba. You said, given some time, you may be willing to show Mia the hammer of justice. I want it. You probably said that. No, Timmy. The question I want to ask you is, has enough time passed that you are willing to show Mia the hammer of justice? This was July of 2019, almost three years ago, two and a half years ago. Almost enough time. What? Almost enough time. Yeah, it's close. Wait, what? What else do I have to do? Just time. It's been two and a half years, not three. Everybody thinks my weiner is huge, but I don't even know. I don't know what's going on. Because it's covered in hair. You can't find it. It's just like a jungle. Well, you know what? Good thing his hair is beautiful. I know. His pubes are just as luscious as his head hair. What's this alleged clip, Espen, of you of 8.1? What's this alleged clip? No, don't know. No, it's not true. It's a miscalculation based on lighting. Okay. All right. I was measuring your dick using a shadow. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I was going to say. I didn't mention the shadow. It's much smaller than that. Okay. All right. Rich, Jack Manifold and Espen. One of you is on the chopping block. This is huge. This is big, actually. Wow. Hey, right now, Mia. You say goodbye to me. You can say goodbye to this. What? Keep it short. The person getting eliminated, Rich. Thank you so much for coming out, but you're going to have to endure more. Espen, it's the end of the road. You have been eliminated from the show. I'm so sorry. Whoa. I'm so sorry. She is going to have to say goodbye to this. God, I'm not happy about it. Challenging decisions have to be made at this point in the show. Espen, you have been eliminated. Mia, what led to your decision? I think he chose host. When Espen DM me, and I'm sure he's looking at them right now. He chose. He chose love. What? What? The guy. Espen. Espen has now chosen love. 60% of the time. No. I fucked up. You did. I thought you would choose host on me because you've done it before. Yeah. Yeah. I also chose love before. It was a 50-50 shot. You hate to see it. Yeah. And you know what I told you before? I'm going to tell you again. Say goodbye to this. No. No.