 Welcome to Love Island and time to meet our first contestant call me Kevin is a professional gamer who hates long walks on the beach and going outside because it burns his fair skin he also has absolutely nothing going on in his life and no friends so can give you his full attention and now some words from our contestant sup bros my name's Kevin and I'm excited to be on Love Island even though I hate love hate islands too wait a second Ireland is an island in the north at length huh who would have known all right okay maybe I'm better off just playing the game instead of actually going to the island I burn like a what burns like me making anything in the kitchen I swear that is so picturesque we're jumping in and season 2 I don't really know anything about this show except for there's a lack of clothing on this island they they have very little amounts of fabric so they just have to make do continue with Facebook recommended no thank you Jesus Christ just announced to the world like I'm kind of doing this video let's forget about that not great I'm gonna flash backs to episode already I have to pay a ticket to actually place welcome to paradise to the home of microtransactions true paradise is paying for absolutely every moment of happiness oh is this the villa we're staying at this looks great this looks like every other youtubers house why is mine falling apart choose your appearance yes I get to am I the lady again why am I always the lady I wish the character creation was a bit more in depth like I want Saints role levels oh wait okay I I was so confused because this one has like colors underneath and I was like no what what do I do but you slide between them that is very confusing oh and even then you have to like oh my god this is fecking all over the place and this music is driving me nuts it's trying to hide me up but it's just frustrating I want a small mouth to make her nose look even bigger there we go oh my god my hair style is like Monica from friends you if you say so oh my god she's like biting her lip check me out outfits cost gems I will give you extra bonus of course they cost gems just give me the default I am not spending my hard-earned gems on these stupid outfits that outfit is incredible thank you for giving me hope hope I appreciate that what do you want to be called oh what can it be so many possibilities of glorious cute little names my name is fucking microtransactions I'm fucking microtransactions it's off the page it's nice to meet you oh my god we such similar names mines hope yours is fucking microtransactions how am I feeling I am excited to snog the boys hope nearly went face down getting out of the can I'm hoping to end up flat on my back oh perfect sake fucking microtransactions you are a funny one who are you my god it's like the one from episode again what was your name I I repressed it cuz she pissed me off and is a door yeah better luck next time sweetie oh my god you bitch you're exactly like is a door you know what Lottie there is a door over there just feckin leave it are they just constantly in these poses they must be very uncomfortable what about you fucking microtransactions what do you do I am a charity worker sure way not I'm totally lying in a rainforest conservation the name is off the screen oh my god there's another one oh well I thought she was just being censored by the speech bear there but no I think she's good I don't care about your intros to be honest I'm gonna skip all I got sad emojis because I told her not to believe in fairy tales Lottie wants us all to be on the same team well I don't know about you but fucking microtransactions only looks out for herself I need to look out for number one oh my god how many characters are there I always supposed to remember the names stupid intros girls it's time to meet the boys there's five sexy men waiting to meet you on the law all right you're fine oh wait we keep playing these games the girl going first will be fucking microtransactions so how does this work I'm going first but why what am I doing okay I do wait I just pick a boyfriend now what I hate these intros they're actually gonna make me physically sick every character just gets isolated there on the screen for a few seconds and they're uncomfortable like really uncomfortable I'm gonna say next to all of them hi I'm Noah well I know I'm not gonna pick you just gonna be an absolute bitch your phone beeps I chose none of them fucking microtransactions now you met the boys it's time to find out what they think of you I said nothing to all of them who should I talk to I don't even know their names talk to fucking Rocco there oh my god he looks like Asher from episode I think this is the same pecking reality mr. generic it is I guess wait my my choice try to step forward to say he likes this one I can't remember her name say something confront him get angry it's just shifting my way don't get pissed at him literally just met him she said she's not about to steal a man even if fucking microtransactions what is she calling me out I hate her how do we kill in this game I keep just saying all the relationships are gonna fail some choices cost gems or do they know fucking microtransactions understands that's part of the game see I was talking about her name I wasn't complaining microtransactions at all I think they're great actually for the gaming industry they're even like saying try using the gems on your next choice huh try it go ahead do it what are you scared not right now I don't want to talk to him am I sure I don't want to take rock and no I'm okay stop it no I'm alone great I'm getting ads to all right that's fine I'll enjoy it oh my god this ad is so large oh I don't want to play this like either of them I got one gem God thank God in spend that 10 like it was trying to peer pressure me into doing I'm gonna try and break up that Lottie girl I don't like her what about you fucking microtransactions want to give us a hand go with the boys we want to break up is a door thank you for coming here on such or notice not is a door I'm Lottie gonna have to remember that and I want to screw her over a Lottie there we go I got it now what the hell is this odds got such an open world all right great he's complaining about Hannah yeah but agree with him she's stupid what do you think fucking microtransactions I wish there wasn't so much swearing in this show I really didn't want to be demonetized but they're so foul mouthed on this which one of the boys is the right idea about love and I wanted to talk to Bobby I wanted to say Bobby was right cuz I want to break up him and Lottie yeah that actually worked the screw her over a lotty thing funny and playful yes okay good Bobby yes to break them up break them up who is this some fucking overseer is messaging us Islanders it's time to find out who's hot under the Boba blood truth there okay great that's all I needed here they're ripping off episode I'm telling you the storyline is straight out of that Rocco Grins and Winx at Lottie stay away from her did he just wink at her say something confront him on the spot it was just a joke he said hope is taking charge of the game she's totally over the top give a foot massage that is a weird dare what and miss out on all the fun suck someone's toes might be in there is this episode cuz in the episode as well they were on about sucking the sandy foot or whatever maybe I added that I don't know but there is definitely some sucking of sand off people's feet suck my toe I've just been down in a beast there's so much sand all over it you're gonna love it must be so uncomfortable like she's giving him a foot massage in front of everyone while she's giving him a massage start flirting with him I'd love to get my hands all over and on and when her boyfriend does anything we freak out and go nuts Adam seems like fucking microtransactions could do with some attention yeah like give me a truth you have to tell us which one of the Islanders do you think is most attractive great okay now we're gonna ruin someone's relationship I should choose Rocco no that's the guy that's like her boyfriend we want to pick one the other boys so we want to pick Lottie's boyfriend I have to pick the next one but she's saying don't choose Noah I'm gonna choose Noah I'm forcing me to pick someone else I don't want to I call them a chicken for not picking dare even though I didn't do it on now he's picking dare good calling him chicken worked I love peer pressure you should drink and drive Rocco that's the dare kiss the Islander you like the most I swear to God I'm gonna murder him if he if he kisses anyone else Rocco walks over to Lottie Lottie is ruining my life a lot he Rocco didn't choose me it's like I'm never picking him but I got pissed when he does anything else I wouldn't have chosen you either I mean we already did a test like that and now I didn't I went to try and ruin her relationship why is this so long-winded I just don't care how we wait what I skipped a load of it and now he's talking about her grasshoppers it's his biggest fear I choose fucking microtransactions why didn't you pick me earlier you're picking me to draw a card no but we're out of cards I wonder if I pay some gems could I get another one oh my god I was joking no I was done anyway oh look her boyfriend wants to talk to fucking microtransactions great so what do you have against microtransactions pay some gems to continue this conversation yeah I like guys like you yeah break them up break them up and then vote him off the show there's a welcome party for a special guest what you're not adding more characters are you it's already frustrating enough a new islander I'm more excited by that announcement than Noah was for his foot massage was he excited find out next on Love Island no I don't want a Love Island account do I have to get an ad again really god the audience was stupid on that one everyone knows that's Facebook zoinks why is everyone so stupid they're trying to bait me they're like look everyone's stupid you really smart you pick right choice get our game really do I have to buy these to continue it all right I've tried modifying my system time but I can't get out of this so I guess I'm just paying for it you have fit hope was that really oh my god it's gonna do it for every one of them isn't it oh my god yeah it is legit doing it for every one of them I guess they're doing this so it'll guilt me into getting a new outfit it's like everyone else as well I don't know what we're talking about a lot he's ex I guess but one of the options is what country is France in and that's what I'm gonna go with oh she's saying how she'd be raging if anyone kissed the guy she was interested in we gotta do it we gotta ruin her life hope is right I gotta look my best if I want to stay in the competition you see I told you they do this I warned you what's the cheapest outfit here oh this this is the default I'll take that it's just a towel I found the oh my god now it has to do this for every one of the guys as well oh for a fact sake I'm gonna be here all day no Jesus Christ stop it this is literally just one after another they keep coming oh my god she's inviting me up to the roof no fact that he's gonna push me he hates me who should I use my chat up line on oh I use it on on her boyfriend right in front of everyone are you French because I don't know what country France is and he doesn't get it Islanders go to the fire pit and see your new arrival fine skip come on I can't wait to see their outfit feel like there was a bit of tension during the true day came you think of course I was annoyed yeah I want to give us a shot yeah I want to keep that going like on the backburner I want to keep you busy but also ruin someone else's relationship okay this is our new housemate I guess she's licking her lips she might have a bit of mustard on there something honestly she's looking like a bit of a slob I'm not threatened at all I'm immediately gonna be like she's not as hot as us like instead of saying hello how should I introduce myself put her down hi I'm fucking microtransactions and you got to pay 20 gems to enter the house I hope is getting pissed now it's like fucking microtransactions sorry about this sorry they have to pay gems to come in oh now lot he's putting her down call a lot of yaos hey don't just behave like that all right throwing shade already you know I just did it she's got her eye on Rocco back off I don't want him but you can't have me I'm just saying I was here first that's her love works all right I even have to pay for pajamas are you kidding me oh no this one's pretty good you wear that for sex sake they've all changed into her pajamas fuck no you again oh it's nice to get a warm welcome this poor dude I'll sleep on the sofa catch you in the morning no you're not even welcome in the house you're staying outside my god I'm showing them all in their pajamas like every single character is it really necessary it's not that big of a deal every time I change my clothes now I'm gonna have to do that sorry just changed it is something more comfortable this is actually one of my favorite outfits it's the I'm done with this game forever outfit God this game takes a lot of time to go absolutely nowhere but I'm glad I've stirred the pot I've ruined a few relationships there as well as probably Rocco's life and his self-esteem forever so it's a happy ending in my book I hope you guys enjoyed the video let me know if you've any weird apps for me like this to check out I'm enjoying checking out these weird mobile games that force you into paying for their gems and shit I can't believe I actually bought them it's so pissed that I have to buy them but anyway we're gonna leave it there I appreciate watching thank you very much I hope to see you next time I hope you enjoyed and that's about it bye for now