 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, this is The Weekly Dumb, and speaking of unbelievably dumb, Jake, tell him what happened with the Seattle Mariners president yesterday. Jim, Kevin, Maither, Mather, don't care anymore, but an all-time weekly dumber, with his quotes to the Local Rotary Club. The Local Rotary Club, he sat down with the Bellevue Breakfast Club, I think that's what it was. And before they even asked questions in his opening remarks, he talked about service time manipulation, which every buddy does, but no one has come out and just openly set it onto a recorded video. He laughed about how overvalued their TV contract is, says, yeah, we're getting way too much money from those idiots. It's business. He talked about how he offers contracts to players that undervalue them. He mocked two foreign players for not speaking a second, why can't I say that fucking word? He mocked two foreign language players for not being able to speak a second. That's unreal. What's going on with you in the word? Second language. Second language. And we're over here having trouble with the first. And then he just openly talked about player strategy. This might be the dumbest guy in weekly dumb history, week three. This guy is a weekly dumb hero, unbelievable. Each quote is better than the next. And when I say better, I mean worse. And it's almost impossible, but he did it at the Local Rotary Club. Local Rotary Club. Jim, this week's almost a breakdown. We have one of your specialties, the sackbunt. The Japanese jumping sackbunt. A little leaguer in Japan got the bunt sign. The runners on second and third are in motion. The pitch is way high, way outside. Jumps up, leaves the box, releases one hand off the bat, still puts it in play, gets the sackbunt down, gets the RBI. The good news is he probably felt really cool doing that. That's a badass little athletic play. It's not as athletic as you think. I've done this, Jim, back in my little league days, little hero ball. You just kind of got to put the bat up there and pray a little bit, but that was my gift. The bad news is, Jake, if he just lets that ball go to the backstop, the runner on third scores, the runner on second moves to third. He gets to continue hitting, he's not out. He doesn't want that though, Jim. You got to think what's going on here. A little bit low IQ play. He wants to put it in play. You want to prove you can do that. When I played men's hockey, men's league, if the puck was in the air, I'd always bat it out of the air with my stick. They'd call high sticking and replay, and be like, why did you do that? And I say, because I need to prove to my dad that I can hit a baseball. Because I can. The good news is he gets an RBI. So, I mean, he could've got another RBI if he stayed up and then the runner on third is there. He could've just done the same thing on a better pitch, the next pitch and got another, they would score two runs, whatever. Good job, little kid. Let's stay in sports, Jake. What else happened? Jim, some NFL quarterback news. Cam Newton gets heckled at his own camp. Rude times, bad times, a little rude. Carson Wentz got traded to Indy. Good for him. The real story is the golf, Jim. I know we're not normally a golf company. We're getting there. Max Homa, local boy, wins the Genesis Golf Classic Tournament of Champions from there. And he hits two incredible shots. Also missed the putt that could've won it easily. Sorry, Tony Fino. He said in his post game that he grew up watching this tournament every year and I was like, the Genesis? Yeah. You watch this every year? You're fucking sick, dude. And then it's his hometown. LA. He went there and watched it in person and tried to get high fives from Tiger Woods when he was a little kid. Now Tiger Woods handing him the trophy. That's pretty cool. I like that. The tree shots all the time. The tree shot is amazing and I wish that we could have his brain miked up because I would love to hear the mindset that he was talking to himself. Like, was he amped up? Like, yeah, this is my shot. I can fucking crush this. They don't even know what they're about to see. Or he's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I think he's, I think that's the full circle movie moment. He's been waiting for that shot his whole life and it's awesome. Cuts to a flashback of his dad just putting every ball by a tree. I don't want to hit next to the tree, dad! You need to! Max Homo's British. As dad was. Let's step away from sports for a second, Jim and do some not sports. Not sports, a plane. The engine blew up and then all the engine parts flew out of the sky over Denver. There's videos of a woman on a soccer field and just plane bits are flying out of the sky. Black things coming out of crash landing and parking lot in a soccer field. The ring of the engine fell off. It's huge and it landed on a dude's truck in his driveway, which is awesome. He's gonna get a big payday. Glad no one got hurt. Awesome story to tell for the rest of your life and you're probably gonna get a huge payday. Everyone's safe. Would it like truck guy to get hurt a little bit then I know he's getting paid for life? Big daddy effect. Interesting to see where it actually lands at. And you know what, Jim? You mentioned this with the ring of the plane. I love stuff that's sneaky bigger than you think. Like you ever see a traffic light and you're like, this is massive. Yes. Same thing with plane parts. Fire hydrants are like 20 feet long. I don't know about that. Not confirmed. Good job by the pilot. Good job by the person filming. Person who filmed the engine at the steadiest hand ever. That dude's not scared of death at all. You guys seen this? It was very steady. It was very steady. For like an all time panicky moment. Very steady filming. I think that guy's pretty happy with death. So you have him as a culprit? No, no, no, no, no. Oh my God, you think he said it on fire? I have him at grips with death. Oh, okay. So when that was happening, he's like, oh, look at this. Oh, if I'm gonna go, this is the hell of a way to do it. Oh, you did pop it. Let's go. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. You know what? Our editor, Zach, was gonna get employee of the week. But he's not. Because the fellas at Pinstripe Strong interviewed Luis Severino yesterday. And that's just a huge get for them. I'm very excited. Check out Pinstripe Strong. If you're a Yankees fan, check out Luis Severino. A little Spanish in there. So I don't understand 15% of what they said. And I hope that part was awesome. Because I don't know what I don't speak the second language. And that's on me. Shout out to the McFly crew. Shout out to Ant jumping in, helping producing. And yeah, it's a really good interview unless you're the Seattle Mariners Kevin May there. Cause two languages, huh? And sorry to Zach, who got got. Oh, big loser. Oh, cool guy. That was a weekly done.