 Oh, hey there friends. My name is Kevin. Sorry. I was just listening to some 21 pilots while wearing my 21 pilots t-shirt Thinking about being a pilot and talking to my 21 pilot friends 21 21 pilot I'm a pilot now in case you missed a recent video. I'm very reliable and I'm looking at the ground But today we are going to be playing Alpha Protocol which is a game I came across when I did that video on unplayed steam games and give me one moment Oh, and then the people were saying that I should really check it out And it looks like it's a game for a full video rather than just a little snippet So we're gonna jump in and try and be a horrible person and honestly, I don't really need to try my ancient history Honestly, every history I look at could be the top post of a particular subreddit Having made a mockery of every aptitude test sent your way It was no surprise that you finished your first PhD before you were legally allowed to buy alcohol Fearless from birth. He's holding the guns sideways. Okay, that's me He's boasting of things like being a mercenary in Africa body out to the Sultan of Brunei But then there's one thing here that's just saying the holder of three patents I can get a patent for anything anyone can buy a patent, right? All right, I'll take that guy and hope one of his payments makes us rich The only thing I'm making him is top and a martial artist. He knows nothing else Yeah, I've got a patent for a new martial art. They call it Kevquando It's mainly just throwing sand in their eyes and running away. Oh my god. They're on the plane. Do you need a pilot? I'm ready. Oh, the plane is down. Uh, maybe maybe I was the pilot. Oh, it's Chandler Bing from friends. Great Could I be any more mysterious? Oh my god? What is wrong with his neck? What the hell is that? Can we get a zoom in on that? Why is there motion blur when I just move? Oh my god, really? Is there need for motion blur? I wasn't sure how long he'd be under. Just get aggressive with her. I don't know who this is Why did you drug me? There's a guard outside. Eventually, he's going to come check on you. Ignore her. Oh my god, he's so fast. He's just sprinting circuits. I said that one. I don't even move in his mouth. Why do the guards not have guns? Okay, this is weird You will never catch me. I'm the fastest patient ever. Oh, he's afraid to come in. This is out of your jurisdiction, buddy There's nothing you can do I'm mere feet away from All right, I've baited him in. What is he doing? He's trapped in there. Oh, you were so right. I'm so glad I played this game. All right, I'll see you later Thank you for the fight. That was fun. You can't figure out what I've done My mind games are just too good for him and I'm sneaking around like a character a scooby-doo or something Goodbye my friend. It's been good playing with you. He's like god damn it. He's good at what he does Okay, how to hack uh, oh, it's a little maze thing. Okay easy. Oh, I messed up Um, hold on. There we go and four is this one great. I have a patent to do that automatically, you know All right time for stealth. I'm coming No god, these ones have guns. Follow me. We're going back to the classroom God damn it. Kev Kwondo can't break down that door Jeez bit of patience, please Christ All right, I'm just gonna leave the alarm on then pick up tranquilizer pistol Oh, great. I can tranquilize him and then start beating him up. That's a main pillar of kev kwondo I'm here to kick some ass and shoot some Ass and I'm I'm all out of ass. I'm so glad he's dead because that was embarrassing Oh, no, I'm a youtuber. I really want the attention come here Wait, who is that must be a subscriber like they've dispatched a squad to your area. I've noticed. Thank you Wait, how is that guy down in the background? I didn't shoot him. He might have just fallen over Oh my god I think you should have read the labels. He's like all medicine. I just hate everything If one get rid of little pain all get rid of all pain. What was that? Oh god, he didn't even see me. He was just running around trying to get his steps in find the two passwords Oh god, unless they're admin and password I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this especially since I didn't read how to do it Why did I do that? Why did I do that to myself? I don't know what I'm supposed to find. Oh wait I get it now. I have to find e four seven. Okay. All right. This is confusing as hell. Oh my god This is really confusing. Okay eight b nine eight b nine. Where's eight eight eight b nine Doesn't have to be in this in this row I don't know who you are. Trust me. I was close to giving up with that hacking Wait, what this was all the training or something. What about all those people? I beat up with kev kwondo I won't lie to you mic. Oh don't come that close. Are you fecking boomer? He doesn't understand Park's aggressive. You've shown your aggressive side in your earliest conversation Yeah, can I uh, oh I have that I don't even need to buy it. Fantastic What about these weapons of mass destruction my fists I can customize them Oh, I want them customized like that low texture. Can I keep that hooligan cap? I always knew jacksepticeye was a hooligan Top of the morning you laddies. Oh, yes He looks so lame. I'm ready. You can turn around and go back to estrange right now. Okay. Although that might make him upset I love making people upset. He's going to be pissed. He's going to be like you left two minutes ago You definitely didn't do the training and I'll be like I left like a month ago Can you not see the beard? It's to be fair when you see it from the back It really looks like a fake beard almost like you did a 180 as soon as you left this room I hate if you call growing a beard a 180 beyond the guns tag and sneaking around in the dark There's one last part of this job that nobody else here quite gets. I'm listening My guy is such a chip on his shoulder. I just keep saying impatient and aggressive If you're telling me I haven't added any problem, then you could have read that in my file Also, you can read about my patents and my martial arts record of kebquando Time something no one seems to be able to spare Especially doing the conversation. Well, you were fecking loads to spare. You won't stop talking to me I want to go out and shoot bad guys. I don't think I'm suitable for this position Maybe you'd better save your smartass comments for a time when I give a shit Finally, I'm somewhere where I can do a mission, but I still have to talk to this fecker. He's everywhere He's obsessed with me. Just switch him off switch off. I think I can figure things out from here, sir What wait I Didn't even listen to the mission plan. Okay. I'm ready for my mission. I'll come aboard blah blah blah reply Aggressive. Why are they charging me for guns? I thought I was like a secret agent or something I think I'm in a big like mlm or something right? These are the missions. I have what what's this? Oh my god. This is way too much even pictures. I it's too much for me I'm back at the tv. I just went to the main door to leave I just want to shoot some people. Can I just run away? God that tv is really loud audio just disconnect. I'm sick of them. That's all I need seeing the field Darcy He's a habit of just turning off the communications Oh god, that was an accident. I didn't realize that left mouse button was fire I don't know why because it's fire in every single game ever Do these guys just wear bellaclavas hanging around their own base all the time and we're complaining about having to wear masks Oh, oh, I don't know what that was. Oh god. I don't know what that was. Okay Everyone in the canyon knows I'm here My god, his accuracy isn't the best is it probably shouldn't have put all my points into martial arts Oh, that was a cool escape if only kev kvando was a long range martial arts Damn, where did you come from? There's nowhere over this to come from Oh my god, how did I miss all those shots? I'm stuck Jesus this was embarrassing. Luckily I kill everyone that I embarrass myself in front of I don't have to lay awake at night thinking about the embarrassing situations because they're all dead I punched your bullets away. Just another staple of kev kvando. Oh my god. You're running all your base off this shame I don't have one of those grenades Hell yes kev kvando kev kvando kicking a man when he's down is also a big part of kev kvando Oh no, oh no, I have no bullets left. Oh wait. I have these. Oh my god. He's holding the gun sideways. He's so cool This is what I signed up for Okay, this is just embarrassing. I waste so many bullets like I can't kill him Finally, I'm indoors where kev kvando excels uploading the information now Okay, I'm uploading my video from here. I didn't realize when I was a youtuber It all makes sense. No way such an ass. Here we go. I took down a terrorist organization not clickbait What is the helicopter doing? Okay? He's flying through those solid clouds. I can see you hiding back there Can you land please? I want to get out of here and there's no one left as far as I can see Ah, there you are. Okay. One second. I'll go up and get him never bring a bazooka to a kev kvando fight That's the saying I believe yay I escaped and I defeated evil most effective weapon hands weapons of mass destruction Oh, it's you again. God damn it. Just doing my job. I don't care. This is gonna. All right I think we've stopped enough terror for one day. This game is amazing. I love it. Thank you so much for the suggestion I did deserve its own video. I think it's a very very interesting game Like the thing is it's actually a good game, but it's just the way I'm playing it is completely screwing it up But yeah, I hope you enjoyed I appreciate you watching as always if you want to watch more of my stuff I post every single day and I also stream over on twitch. There's link in the description. Yeah, that's right I got like nothing else going on. So yeah, if you want to check me out, please do Uh, that's about it. Hope to catch you next time. Bye for now