 Angel being a vampire whoa, so okay. I just been send a message press the alt key to pause the chat Then point to a message and delete it. I don't know. That was a thing. All right. Oh My god, this is a full roster censoring people Well, see this is the weird thing. I can't even start a stream without having filled in the the things to make the stream a thing So I think we're actually right now. No, that's not how it worked. That's how it works now Like it didn't used to be this way it used to tell me things I didn't need to know before I needed to knew them Before you just knew them look English is hard and you know this because you're j Wait, let me get the thumbnail right. Oh, this is hard to actually do because I'm very drunk No, that's not it. EFAB. That's it. Ah, yes Make the thumbnail a big penis No, it's gonna be super chat catch up. So it's has to say this it needs to be continuity Super chat cat. Oh I have a link to everything in the description and I cut out the r of rags, which is aggs Hey aggs, are you okay with me misrepresenting your uh, your links My with with my name my nomenclature is very important Hey, if you guys want to see videos made by aggs just follow the link in the description So it's like a pirate thing. I'm okay with this Okay, what were we talking about before I decided to do this the empire and the empire Uh, right about what the empire. So this was interesting. Um after the first stream we had about Mandalorian I was in like the EFAB podcast chat in discord and like It may be biased, but the like 10 plus people who were there we all concluded that Mandalorian sucks And it was uh, the thing was someone started the conversation by talking about the fundamentals, right? So when you talk about maybe um, a piece of continuity not being quite right, that's irrelevant It's more about the fundamentals of what the the story is all about. So first of all It's about Mandalorian protecting baby Yoda And it's like so can you name a single flaw that that fucks with that and it's like, okay The empire not going after baby over themselves when they have more than enough resources And they do in the finale. Does that not fuck up the entire season rags? What are your thoughts? So you're talking about like the the basic fundamental problems large fundamental issues that fuck with Mandalorian as a season Uh fobs the Well, we'll get to that. I was just gonna say that the first one being The empire it doesn't make any sense that the empire would hire bounty hunters to go get baby Yoda Yeah, it doesn't make any sense They should just go and get him It's like 20 dudes at a compound in the middle of nowhere Maybe maybe that maybe it's a bad idea that I ask you because people will assume you'll agree But nobody else here has seen it, right? Correct damn I mean, I would love to hear like maybe someone in the comments below can tell us Like the reason why the empire didn't just go and get baby Yoda themselves Well, I don't think there's an argument because anyone who says anything along the lines of They were trying to say, you know rescue their own units. They were trying to use someone else instead of using their own It's like they literally kill their own men For like no reason. Yeah, what the So let's picture for a second, right? I know this isn't necessarily true. I just find it funny So the first half of the finale where their own men are killed was made by Joe Smith, John Smith, whatever and then you're you're brought in to justify that And taika Waititi is the director of the second half And he went with having the troopers announce that it was for a point. He's like, hey They did that to make a point And if you check the script, that's all they say to make a point And that infuriates me more than saying nothing. It's like what the fuck are you trying to say They they try to say that it's to make a point, but they never say what the point is No, I don't even know what the point is and if I'm being generous, I still can't Find out yet. We do this a lot. We try and like a steel man a position or even just find an argument for a position I don't have one for this What the fuck was the point cannot come up with a reason I guess we killed a bunch of storm troopers to make a point is like, yes Loyal storm troopers who were doing their job who were helping you who supposedly had the thing that you They were supposed to have What's the point that you're trying to make by killing them and again all the other storm troopers like oh, yeah, it just happens It's like no If you remember the guy was asking questions, he's like, hey, man You know, you just fucking killed all of his own men for a point. It's like what point what point Tell me what the point was You can't and this is this is the fact that this is why it frustrates me. One of the things that Rags Fringy and I loved about the first episode was that the empire are almost in hiding They are to the point now where they're crushed down to these little holes in different areas of the galaxy That's really cool They're doing their very best to survive and you and you see these suits that are covered in rust Because they don't they don't get updates or cleaning anymore. They they're relying on stuff They have now and so killing them As your own faction Like you have to come with a really good justification for that the best I can think of in my own head is like Oh, they were traitors like Yeah, but nothing we get nothing they kill them because it's shocking Whoa I can't believe you just wiped out your own team. The empire is bad guys. They killed their own guy Did you know the empire is evil? What? I know And I think I talked about this in tfa part two. It's like you've misunderstood Just because vader killed people in the original trilogy That doesn't mean he just killed evil people as an evil man to encourage the idea that he's evil He did it for reasons. You need to do it for reasons God damn it because the guy was incompetent then he did it because he wanted information out of someone But they wouldn't give it to him. So Well anyway, they're used to it. Wait, who are you referring to? Sorry Uh, it wasn't there the guy on the His captain or whatever That he just straight up killed and then promoted somebody else to the rank captain nida Yes, captain nida shit. Apology accepted Nailed it makes me afraid for the Mandalorian captain So captain nida lost track of the millennium falcon which shouldn't necessarily be possible The satisfying reveal is that han solo attached himself to a star destroyer Which as as we understand everything is a reasonable reason for A millennium falcon not being able to be detected separated from a star destroyer And admiral ozil was killed because he came Jay, I will fucking kill you like you haven't watched empire strikes back I haven't fucking watched empire so expect Oh my god So adm admiral ozil was killed because he came out of Hyperspace too close to hoth which revealed to the the good guys that the the empire was here Vader was pissed about this because it gives the rebels a chance to escape which they do because they fire Ion blasters against the star destroyers disabling them and allowing the transport ships to hyperspace out This is this these are all annoying nerdy details that get in the way of the storytelling according to some people Right, but but in the last Jedi who needs any of those because fucking it's just as you say Whatever you say happened is how it happened. You don't actually need any details or logic it. Fuck it. So Vader killed two high-ranking admirals because they were extremely incompetent And when he hires Admiral piet he doesn't actually end up killing him because it turns out admiral piet is good at his job Fucking shocker Like the idea that a person like vader would kill people who are incompetent to me makes complete sense But then you have people in mandalorian or even the sequel trilogy just killing people randomly like Oh, it fucking grinds my gears in rise of sky walker when someone's like, hey, it's dumb that someone's giving us loads of resources That's not the dumb part. The dumb part is whether or not they're asking you for something significant Which he eventually asks he says hey, what are they asking for in asking that question? He just strangled to the ceiling It's the most nonsensical moment in the whole fucking film It's like, why would you strangle someone for asking a perfectly logical question? What are they asking from you? I'm angry. That's my character. I'm angry because bad people kill their own men Bad people kill their own men. That's how it works Yeah, it's like someone's watchtower. Oh, what happened in it? It's like, oh Now Darth Vader strangled his own dude because I there's no there a reason for it He's probably I don't watch it. The funny thing about osil is that it requires like two failures to kill him Like vader's like he's as clumsy as he is stupid And he gives the order to come out logically, but he just doesn't fucking do it Vader was so much better I like I like the people that cite kylo as a response to people who like vader as in kylo's supposed to represent Fans who want to be vader Right, and that's why he sucks and it's supposed to be do you remember did any of you see that comic Where it was like disney are trying to tell you that you were kylo The people who idolize vader are wrong and they're childish and that kylo represents you No one idolizes vader. That's the fucking point. Nobody idolizes vader or joker or any of these other villains The point is that they're extremely things can exist simultaneously What you think I like playing the the empire and battlefront because I'm just like yeah the empire Well, you remember that tweet right where you could vote Do you want to play as the empire or the the the rebels and it's like oh my god Did you just ask if people want to play as fascists and it's like have you played a video game? Have you ever played a video game? You The funny thing is I always played as the cis in Battlefront 2 because I like the droidekas. That was like one of my biggest reasons for it I loved the idea that you could spin around the map pretty fast And whenever you lock up and fight people you have a shield. It's like really useful Yeah, and if people like you realize you're playing as the fascists, I'd be like, oh Well the cis weren't though No, they would in fact in that scenario. They were the ones that were fighting back. They were the separatists. Yeah Yeah Also with the kylo thing vader never like humiliated his officers. He kept in the post like vader Veda wasn't retarded. They would have killed hug. Yeah. Yeah, he would just killed him Oh, yeah, vader would have killed hugs long ago. There was there was no chance He would have killed last jedi hugs In fact looking back at hugs I don't I don't know what the fuck was going on there But it all makes sense when you find out that different people were in charge of different parts of the story You you are very liberal with the words at all But I'll forgive you well it makes sense in that it doesn't make sense I forgive you you understand that right that it makes sense to her in how it doesn't make sense I forgive you Jay you sound racist You do sound kind of racist jay so racist I can't help that my entire that's true. It's all subconscious. Then fuck. I can't do anything about it So I'm not even gonna worry about it. Am I allowed to say kick jay? Yes everyone Okay, cool rags. I don't think that's true I think you can you can still like go against the things that you think subconscious if it's subconscious you can't That's why it's called subconscious. No, but like if you have a subconscious drive and Just try a consciously act against it So like if you're like, oh, I know that I have a bias for this thing I'll make sure that I counteract that consciously Then it's conscious Yeah, but yeah So do you do you really not get the point that I'm making here? I'm just couldn't you just say that to you jay like whenever there's a breach in the argument Both people could say that to each other Okay Look, I'm I I I I am gonna pop off. I'm going to bed. I'm tired. Good night. Matt. Well, it has been fun And I'll talk to you all later I'm gonna give you a kiss Um So I guess that That that's it for the ranting but because it's funny that jeremy johns released that video about how the first order suck And it's like the sequel trilogy did nothing to help that Oh, yeah, the the first order is just fucking that I think one of the things was Whenever they do something bad, it's like it's bad just because the plot needs it to be bad It's not because they're actually good or anything And that's the problem is that the trilogy right the last of a trilogy they're gonna lose Because it's the end they have to lose So you're gonna be portraying them as kind of you know, yeah Reasonably incompetent in a in a good thing, but this is a bad thing. So it's just Super incompetent and that we already felt that they were super incompetent to begin with So it's like, oh, here we go. We're gonna watch them all be retarded great Not a big shock Did they ever give a specific reason why they blew up five planets? So was it just to make a point? It was to wipe out the republic the big problem with that is the republic couldn't fucking possibly be situated on five planets Right next to each other across an entire galaxy. That's ridiculous And also like you think people would have a problem with this but apparently they didn't but they did but they didn't I didn't have a problem with it when I first watched it because for some reason I was retarded Oh, do you mean the people in the universe? Yeah, the people of the universe, but you say that as if we knew what the people of the universe thought We assume like if they're trying to say that the republic is good, then you would assume that the people like the republic in some way Yeah I mean the movie is clearly trying to say the republic is good and the first order is bad But if you were to ask people like out on the street Like what what would you know? Well, what would they say let's pretend we lived in the star wars universe for a moment And I was asked do I want the republic or the first order in power? I would choose the republic solely based on the fact that the first order blew up five planets I'd be like, yeah, I guess the republic don't blow up five planets. So Don't care like what's the What's the difference in my daily life? You have to deal with ray or would you rather have to deal with ray on a bit a daily sort kylo on ray Wait, do you mean as an enemy? No as a as an ally I would rather ray as an ally. She's unbeatable right. He's insane. No, no, no, no, no, but like no does it this isn't like a This isn't a situation Okay, let's say your side is just one now and that's it and they're just like your boss and you do like admin or something You're not gonna die in a war. You just exist Are you asking who's who would I prefer as a boss? Yes, who would you like to have a beer with? Probably kylo because I was trying to figure out No, this is a weird question. What are you asking? office You work in an office who would rather be ray or kylo ray because ray wouldn't kill anyone kylo would Yeah, but like this is a normal That doesn't you can't ask that question because they're definitively defined by the fact that they do or do not kill people Like he wouldn't kill someone in a context where it would get him around Hey, what do you mean? He killed he kills somebody for asking what the people he just spoke to asked for him And does he get arrested for that? No, he doesn't know because he's the boss Exactly. So if we're talking about he's the boss of an office. He can't go around killing people That's your question. Your question is malformed. You're asking What would I prefer kylo or ray as a boss in which the context requires that they get arrested for doing illegal things So like in a normal But why are you applying? This is a weird question. I hate you like like he works at apple bees or something and he's the manager and he can't go around killing people What is the scenario where you would pick kylo? Tell me kylo's insane You haven't raised annoying. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll take annoying I think if you ask me who I'd prefer to be ruling at a certain point I'd probably say the empire over the republic based on what we've seen I mean based on like if what Werner Hertzfog has said is true and like Legitimately the empire is just good for people. Yeah Except it's not what hang on a minute The the the the criticism I have of that moment is that they don't counter him with saying something like Like what's the cost like personal freedom the easy way is to say how to how do the people of alderaan feel about that? That's all you have to have And then Werner Hertzfog has to like look down because he knows that that was unjustified for some reason They were different because such and such or they had such and it would be a great scene instead It's left unchallenged and you'll say they're like oh, so the empire is good. Okay Like wait what that's not supposed to be what we conclude the unfortunate reality They don't challenge and make sense because they just want to be cooperative with them for the moment true true Let's not go into all the problems of that fucking episode though. We'll have to say Yeah, that scene is retarded again the fact that they let I guess people are gonna watch this The fact that I can't get over this Kara has a tattoo of the rebellion on her face And no one does anything about this. Nobody says anything. Hey jay No one says anything. It's on her fucking face by her Is gonna go to a place called navarro To pretend he has baby Yoda in a little casket thing like like a fucking Carrier, let's just call it that right. It's covered up His plan is to take a guy who is quote-unquote evil, but he's now good on his side Okay, and the other person is a totally good man But has a shock trooper from the rebellion tattoo on her arm So she's like I can cover that up. Okay. Good great She also has a rebel tattoo on her face. She doesn't cover that up Well, she forgot about that because she couldn't see it Yeah, but no one else would because they can see it Everybody else looks at her face and like oh, we're going to talk to a whole group of sources So did they forget? Is that what happened? They just forgot They never even mention it. The funny thing is and it's right there on her face When I was watching the finale with rags, he complained about it and I was like, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean on your face? She has a rebellion and I saw it and I was like, oh I don't know how mauler didn't see it. Well, no, it's never front and center in this show It's they never make a they make a huge deal out of her arm I don't say anything about it. That's the thing. I never looked at I thought it was just like a fucking dimple or something I was like, oh my god, that's the rebellion symbol on her face If you're gonna cover up a symbol that looks to me Nondescript, right? So it's like oh in case they recognize that's a rebel symbol. It's like, oh, right, right But the legitimate definitive Staple symbol of the rebellion on your cheek once a frame is paused so that I can see it It blows my mind that she kept that Did she wait I forgot what I was at. What did I ask? Most people don't know what a rebel symbol is just right. It's the fact that it's there on her face relevant to the plot Well, yeah, because they're going to talk to storm troopers. I just said she covered up her arm to prevent them from knowing she was a part of the rebels Shut up. Shut up. That's not what I'm asking. Is that like They get Here's how it should have gone They walk up with mandalorian what they don't disarm him or anything He still has like all of his gear and his fucking wrist gauntlets to shoot fire in his helmet and all that stuff That's some reason not even talking about that but they show up with mandalorian You know in quote-unquote captured as part of the plan and if the first two guys at the gate should have been like, um You've got a tattoo of the rebellion Why why why do you why and she's like, oh because I hate them And like I just especially because um moff gideon knows who she is. Yep. She knows. He knows exactly who she is Yeah, so it's just it's it Like they I don't even know what to say Well, how can you write something that's cheap and well because Because star wars and people will eat anything and that they assume me and rags just hate it because it's disney Not because of any significant reason and I want to highlight by the way the whole reason this conversation got started was What a big criticisms and it's Okay, j-j-j. You listen to me j-j-j. I'm appealing to you directly. Okay, j you listening So let's assume for the sake of the argument That the empire have 50 stormtroopers left. That's all they have. All right 50 and at the finale The the good guys consist of one mandalorian one Dude with two pistols one girl with a rifle Minigun whatever and one droid with a gun and they have the package Quote-unquote the package that the empire want and the empire have sent all 50 of the stormtroopers after this package Now that's the finale. Okay, so let's let's keep that in mind when we when we go all the way back to the pilot Which is the empire going? Hey, mandalorian Do you mind going to collect the package quote-unquote? From 20 dudes that are surrounding it and with blasters. Do you mind doing that? And it's like the mandalorian is like, yeah, I'll go do that for you and I'll return it to you for x amount of money Do you think That and I want to clarify these 20 dudes a shit They're like really bad They're basically just cannon fodder space. They're like you but with a blaster times 20. Okay. Yeah Wow their shit So do you think it makes sense that the empire want to personally send 50 dudes to go and collect it at the finale When they're dealing with an assassin droid and several bounty hunters defending it versus 20 random dudes No See so I think that's the biggest criticism that destroys the entire season I wouldn't disagree with that I think rags targets the fobs the involvement to the protagonist makes no sense I think rags targets the fobs, but the thing with the fobs is right now at this very moment They have some wiggle room some wiggle room I much prefer the fact that apparently she had the tattoo of the thing that she I need to get here. Let me get you a picture. Let me leave this game The fobs the thing to do with the stormtroopers aiming and not being able to aim without no the fobs the fobs So if I said to you vader right now, I need you to go and kill ducco massandy on mars And you're like, how the fuck am I gonna find ducco massandy? And I'm like, okay So this is a wanted poster with his face his name and his height and his weight and you go That's not enough and I go. Okay. Here's a device that proximity beeping tells you exactly where he is Like you land on you land on mars and it's going boop And then you aim in a particular direction and depending on how Accurate you're aiming at him it'll go boop boop boop boop boop boop How does that work Exactly and they never answer that question in mandalorian they never answer the question And obviously in our stream about it. Shad was saying it could be appealing to their age their species what It well, this is the thing me rags and frigging when we were watching it We're like, oh, so they must have had they must have hacked their DNA. They must have like found out exactly What the DNA signature is it applied it to some kind of tracker? I don't even know how How does yeah, exactly how have they incorporated that into a device? Well, so this is okay So before before I apply the pictures from rag right one more thing is that when they were writing this season They wanted to make the season about how Mandalorian was defending baby Yoda But they also needed to account for the fact that he needed to find baby Yoda in one episode Let's just call it one half of an episode and so they give him a thing that tells him directly where baby Yoda is The problem with this device is that if you have the ability to hack onto somebody's direct location like as if it's their DNA It fucks with everything like how can you have a device that hacks on to someone's DNA? That's insane. And so you have people who are watching it, which by the way, I have no problem with shads shads someone who's trying to find sort of Explanations that aren't exactly the DNA Who was saying like oh, maybe it hacks on to their General position or their age or their species But we have no confirmation of exactly how it works. It's just that for example Mando is in the compound Where baby Yoda is and he aims it at the door behind In front of where baby Yoda is and it is like beeps louder or more consistently. It's like, oh, so he must be behind there And it's kind of like so it must be hacking on to him specifically, right? Yeah, what is the range of this? No idea, but that's the most like important detail Is it accurate within a star system a galaxy a planet we need to know this this is an It's extremely important detail that can very frustrating So Bob and what rags is highlighted with that picture that he sent you by the way It's just that how much that's a rebel symbol on her cheek If it was like if you had to be like no no no the one above that it's a cheek Fuck no I'm just saying they just walk in this and they walk into a bar That's full of like a dozen troopers and right past these two guys at the gate who check them over And she's got a rebel tattoo on her face and no one says anything about this. Nobody the troopers don't cheat at no one This show sounds really good What me and rags have a fucking nightmare of trying to explain why this is bad Frustrated and I wish I loved it. I really do Yeah, well I want Star Wars to be good and you know stuff like would Mandalorian have made the decision to attack the Jawas on the Sandcrawler this is not an episode to I agree is not as significant as season level Criticisms. Yeah, but it's still like it adds to the pile. Absolutely. Yeah, and we'll continue to buy a pile up yeah, and We I just we it's someone said you draw a boat. I don't know. I'm very drunk I don't know if I mentioned this. It's really hard to draw a rebel symbol right now. Okay, but it that's what it is It's just a it's a low-resolution picture That's what's on your cheek. It's the it's the symbol of the rebel rebellion Yeah I and the point is that it's so fucking funny that she covers up her arm which you can see right here She's got a thing on it, but she doesn't cover her fucking cheek, which is right below her eyes Which you tell me if you're a different person on this I tend to look at people's eyes when I discuss things with them in person I go. Oh look their eyes. I look at their eyes and so you're like, oh, she's got a rebel symbol right below her eye That's interesting. I wonder if that has any relevance to her fucking allegiance. I don't know Yeah You're a weird man No, I think that's pretty normal. I'm a dog and it's strange And yeah, so I find it frustrating that the entire plot of this of the season is based on bullshit Why why would that be frustrating to you? I don't know and then you you you put that on top of the fact that Mandalorian I think is Stupider more than he is smart Which is significant to the the entire season And what else is there rags is that it for like season-wide problems? Like season-wide problems Let's see the protagonist involvement in the story makes no sense foster ill explained his He is basically constantly saved by the plot in luck Like his plot armor is insane. Yes And they try to pass it off as like armor armor, but it's plot They're using that as an excuse Like Sean is armor so goddamn much 13 times, right? It was oh wait And then there was just the the mud horns and all that stuff We've lost the star war Okay, Jay, right so he's wearing best car armor Which let's for the sake of argument say is the most powerful armor in exchange is adamantium slash vibranium, okay? Okay, throughout the season, which is eight episodes He takes 13 Blaster shots to the armor eight knives to the the armor and he's protected from a beast trying to eat him from the armor and An explosion he doesn't die from any of these things that would normally kill him because he's wearing the armor across eight episodes What's what's your initial thought upon that? I mean that sounds that sounds not ridiculously unreasonable So the part you're highlighting is it's reasonable that a defensive piece of unit like a unit That's to design to protect you from things is to is defending you. That's what you're saying, right? Right, so The 13 blaster shots are all entirely like randomized and randomized in terms of I aim at you I'm going to shoot you in your body No, it's not they're not aiming at his armor because why would not necessarily aiming well This is the thing right hit him with shots out of all the shots Always hit his arm. Yeah out of all the shots that could hit him and we're looking at like a hundred That either miss or hit him in his armor None of them hit him in his body and you've seen Mandalorian armor It does not cover anywhere near the full body of a human. Yeah, it's better than nothing But there is a lot of coverage to be desired never hits him in the arms never in the thighs It all it's it's always in the armored spots is where it hits him And he acts as if he acts as if he's invulnerable in many of these Yeah, he behaves in a lot of scenes like he just walks out. They're like, yeah, fuck it. I'm fine And he's just being should probably just have him have him have armor that His whole body well see that's that this is the problem He's not iron man, but iron man is very influential and people like to see people like iron man Fuck him with everything and even iron man couldn't do it right because they had him get shot out of the sky with a fucking Tank shell that made him fall like a half a mile down to the ground Which fucking broke the spine of Rody, but did nothing to him in Iron Man one So what someone saying it Mandalorian armor could block lightsaber swing, so it's sort of justifiable That's not what we're saying. We have no problem with if the armor itself gets shot. It stops it It's the fact it always hits his armor when he's running away from the sniper and she shoots him I've like slowed down that scene. I'm not even sure where she shot him that was covered with armor It looks like the bottom left of his torso, which is not covered with armor and yet it sparks And he's okay. It's like hmm Seems like everybody who tries to shoot him always hits his armor and his armor Like John Wick to provides him with infinite protection. He's fine And someone might go hey man in the finale gets hit with explosion That means he's gonna die unless the droid gives him back to fluid and I'm just like God don't even go there That's a whole other sack of issues. I Realize the only main ride can comment on this because we're the ones who see I I I mentioned it before I will say it again I Think it is very hard for me to believe in fact I cannot believe that this guy has survived for this long Yes, this job based off of how much he gets beat up and shot and Smacked around in the amount of time. He's actually in combat. Well, so to give you an example rides, right? So someone watched our our stream on it and this is this is a response and I'm gonna read this out And then I'm gonna ask you to reply to it and they're gonna read my reply after you give yours So they said Listening to the latest e-fap and I was hoping that you'd clarify on something just after the two-hour mark You're complaining that Mando getting shot and it not doing anything because of the armor How would you do it because it's either that or they all miss? Well, no what you see this is the thing I'm asking rags. I jay you can have your response to but rags go first So like in real life, right the key is not to get shot and you do that by First there's the training right situational awareness Preparedness using your equipment Understanding the area around you and the environment around you, you know all these factors go into not getting shot Which is what you want to have not happen. You don't want to get shot, right? So you would expect that armor is there in case you get shot or if you're caught in a bad situation It can help you out. It's not something that you willingly have get hit, right? Armor could be damaged It might not actually hit your armor if it hits your legs you won't be able to run if it hits your arms You won't be able to shoot back all kinds of stuff like that It they need to show him taking care with his movement planning ahead using his equipment Well, he needs to act as if he's a professional or at least he's had some training The show says he's the best bounty hunter in the parsec. He's clearly supposed to be good We're told that he's very good. What we are shown completely at odds with that J go he said it. Okay, so Yeah, go ahead. So can I say does the Blastifier just ricochet off it or does it actually ricochets? I Would have to check but I'm pretty sure all of it either bounces off or maybe absorbs it But I don't remember it much absorbed. I don't think it ricochets. It will definitely ricochets in the prison. You remember that, right? In it ricochets off the walls. Oh, you're right. Actually it ricochets until it hits his armor Maybe you're right. Yeah, okay I'd have to check all the scenes, but I'm pretty sure it actually I would actually go with rags on that one I think it absorbs more than it ricochets Yeah, it absorbs it like when IG shoots him. He just gets knocked back by that. Yeah, true So I'd imagine Getting knocked back by it is not optimal for him because that's gonna hurt. I presume Well, yeah, especially if you get hit like in the face or if something really big hits you in the Shoulder or the chest or something like that. It's like you just don't want to get shot. It's not Okay, you have the armor, it's not Right, you don't you this is the thing about Iron Man armor is that he treats it as like I can't be beaten with this armor I can do whatever I want while Mando armor is actually more akin to Body armor in real life where it's like this is my last defense if everything goes wrong Yeah, just in case this might this might fix So that was the first question. The second question is that if He was missed by every shot that would be unbelievable and the problem is that he's our primary character So he can't be shot dead as that would end the story. So what is your solution? I think you kind of went over that already which is that Well, okay, wait, let me let me read out my my response, which is John Wick one and I wish Mel was still here because he'd have so much to say because he's making that video right now I would have it that he this is my tweet I would have it that he through skill and experience doesn't get into many situations where he is shot at significantly I would have him in control of a lot of situations He is in and the armor is a last defense Like he wears it because that's that that's the thing that he relies on when he's lost control But the reason he's a veteran and the reason he's so respected and the reason there's a fucking TV show about him Is because oh this guy knows what he's doing this guy. He knows what's up. He's he's he's he's got a dick He knows what's up. That's that's that's the take he's got a big one not just a small or medium Yeah, he's a veteran in that he doesn't get himself in too bad situations. Yeah, he exercises control He plans ahead. He scopes out the scene before he moves in all this stuff And you might be thinking like well, how do you do that then it's like well So every single scenario that we highlight that he's extremely fucking lucky we would just redraft it and The first suggestion we had for the jawa one was that we know ahead of time that he knows how to speak their language And he understands what jawa's do so when you see jawa's ripping your ship to pieces You don't immediately start fucking executing them when there's like 20 or between 20 and 50 of them You approach them and you put your hands up like hey, hey not not trying to fucking kill you all But this is my ship and you're stripping it for pieces Like I would be curious to know what a jawa does when they're faced with that dilemma because they're obviously interested in trade So would they be like, okay? This is your stuff and we're taking it So we'll give it back or is it more on the extreme side with they go? Well, this is ours now and you have to earn it back Which is far more interesting to me instead in episode two We have him try to vaporize several of them which he does and then he manages to fucking flamethrower them until they go Hey, get us some scrambled egg and we'll give you back your ship and to me that's really fucking weird This is like oh And I think the idea that I came up with just in the moment was he puts a bomb He sneaks to the sandcrawler puts a bomb on it because we know he has those Yeah, and he's like listen up If you don't put my shit back exactly the way that you found it your sandcrawler is getting blowed the fuck up And this is the problem you might be like hey, man, everybody gets into these scenarios and it's like but not this guy surely This is the guy. He is the fucking bounty hunter. He's one of the best All of the Mandalorians of which this seems to be about like let's just say conservatively that there's 20 Significant adult bounty hunters. He's the one that gets to go to the surface He's the one that gets gone bounties Which was a really stupid fucking rule and they shouldn't have established that if that's the case He must be good, right? Must be pretty fucking good at his job Also, when he gets shot in the armor, you could make a big deal out of it Which I was okay. I was okay within the opening scene But when you see him yeah, but when we established because this is the thing If I was writing it I'd be like we might want to get him shot in the armor to tell the audience what the armor does, right? But when we deal with he's being shot by 13 across the series. I'm like, oh He's getting shot a lot in the armor Tell them or someone could say like best guy steal this can stop a dut to dut shot from dut to dut or this could keep You say someone threaten him with a weapon and then go like I guess that doesn't make sense because he's not Specifically pointed to his armor Absolutely gun-twips head and be like yeah, like they legitimately didn't know what it was and they thought it would go through the helmet But he knew it wouldn't like actually tank the shot in that scenario to kill them Yeah Or or it would be even nice if he took some form of evasive action and it missed him Like if you're wearing armor, but you like Don't get shot It's better than getting shot because it shows that if you didn't have the armor you'd still be okay like you did a good Not getting shot Right, that's the that's the big thing that we're advocating What else should we talk about before I start reading Super Chess That was not even got to the first Super Chat yet. It's fine. I told him I was tired Wait, we're doing we're doing an off-hour one. So most people on around is fine. We will be fine. We can get through this Literally only a thousand that's like one or two people Nobody's saying anything. So I guess I should just carry on. Yeah, I guess Let me use the loop before you get started though. Let us write Mandalorian Yes, we'll do better than your shitty. Actually, no, just let us rewrite the sequel. I would do it better for free I swear to God What even got us onto this conversation? Was it us talking about like who the fuck knows if people in chat Won't know the prequel to this it would be found on metals twitch channel. That's that's where I think we were just talking about movies in general how they fucked up so many franchise people are asking to introduce the gas Okay, so from the right I am the Longman then it goes Jay then it goes Voodoo then rags then porcus malice who is Actually known me the longest out of these these selection and yet nobody knows Yeah, it's okay Wow, it's so rude Yes But so people in child like oh good. He introduced them. I still don't know anything about them and I'll be like, yeah Well, you asked for it. So fuck you But yeah off-hour off-hour means that that we're at 4 a.m My time and like 10 a.m. 10 p.m. Rags time, which means we're not gonna be catching many people Most people are asleep right now because they're reasonable Picking up that mean you sound similar Jay. Yeah That's because both of you say What's the phrase that The alphabet the Sentence It's not good enough to actually know it you need to be able to copy and paste it. Okay, so take turns Jay go first say that sentence The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog Vada now you go The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy lot dog But it's okay, so I say you're like You're like close ish to people who don't know the accents very well, but to me you're very distinguishable Yeah, but it's like it's just it's not everything we say It's just like little things that say that sometimes sound similar. Yeah And then if you have mean rags do a fucking sentences we sound completely fucking different That's because you have entirely different accents. What do you mean explain that that doesn't make any sense to me Okay Matt Lauren isn't very good. That's my point. Okay, Jay. I Agree, you're gonna watch it now despite all the things we've said I Baby, I Would you do that you racist? I didn't say that you could call me a racist You know what's what's bad is that I'm actually biased toward it That's crazy because the actor who plays a Mandalorian is Oberyn Martell in Game of Thrones And he's like one of my favorite characters in Game of Thrones and I love the voice he has with the mask on I think it's great I Wanted to love that show so much, but so much shit doesn't make any sense Like why couldn't you just be simple like? I'm like Jay picture yourself as a fucking bounty hunter in the middle of Star Wars and I go. Hey, I want you you kill And Undack Mazzella and you're like who the fuck is that and I go they were last seen on Coruscant and They were betting on a horse Whatever those things are from can to bite horse dog things They were betting on that and they were they were betting a hundred million and the read whatever credits this a lot And they bet so much that they couldn't pay it and they ran away I need you to get them bring them here dead or alive But dead is gonna be 30% of the fucking commission Yeah, they can't it sounds like a really fun start to a video exactly because you go to can to bite You look at the races and you talk to all the people there and you find out one of them says Yeah, from what I knew he was like trying to pay off debts. He had to Fluble the dupe and you're like who's fluble the dupe and it's this local like mafia guy And local mafia guys like oh well the whole reason that he owed us was because we paid to get his like Housing or weaponry or whatever sorted and what I'm trying to argue here Is that you have the season season one plots you all the way through to finding that guy in the meantime? You get into situations that require your skills to get you through them. Yes That is what I was expecting from Mandalorian instead. I got this is your target He's located at these fucking specific coordinates and you find him after being told about him Ten minutes later. You're like whoa, that's really fast And then the rest of the episodes up until the plot comes back into the fucking story. It's just oh There's there's there's a bad. I hope you avoid it. Oh, you eventually do good Wouldn't it be more interesting if you like had a network of contacts that he had to go through and he had to like Oh Not I mean not necessarily I mean if it was it this is just like Investigation work like this is it's almost like you a bounty hunter is a lot of as a show At least they show about a bounty hunter is multiple genres that could be combined You have like the detective aspect You have the suspense aspect of the plan going off the action aspect if the plan doesn't go correctly and all of the Mixes and matches of that that you want to do. Yes. Yes. Yes, like there's no there's no he doesn't he there's no cunning There's no Intrigued nothing. He does is impressive. The most of it is just lucky that he has his fucking arbor And that's sad I Wish bad Laurie was better. That's all guys. That's all it is I wish it was better. It's just a montage of him talking with this guy And then they point in a direction and then he goes to the next person maybe he shows some people the puck in the picture and He could talk and that's a way to show that he's doing investigation. He's trying to get eyewitnesses He's narrowing down where the target may be you can expand the lore in a really soft way by showing different places and species And maybe throwbacks that we understand all sorts of stuff It's the kind of thing where you'd want the writers to talk to the police Okay, what strategies to actual assassins? I'm okay with them referencing the sequels. That's how much leeway. I'm giving them the sequels are okay. God damn it They do and the first time they do it is in the same episode where they reference it J Okay, you've not seen like my lawyer. No, right? J. No, J. You've not seen Mandalorian at all, right? J tell me how you feel about this, okay So Mandalorian's about to get into a contract to perform a mission with a bunch of people and Person X is describing how good person Y is By saying hey, he was a sharpshooter for the Imperials and Mandalorian No, you have to pretend like you haven't okay. I don't remember Mahler. Tell me. Okay, so Mandalorian is like that's not very impressive and Person Y responds. Hey mother fucker piece of shit cunt. I wasn't a stormtrooper Implying that there are sharpshooters for the Empire that are not stormtroopers that are actually respectable Ultimately implying that stormtroopers are embarrassing Stormtroopers are the kind of thing you do not want to be because they're so Not treated in the same way So Jay, what do you think about it? I think it's a bit sad. Why? Because I don't want the stormtroopers to be a joke because I supposed to be the anti Jay's a good person It's as simple as that I don't want stormtroopers to be a joke and it's like but it's funny because stormtroopers miss all the time It's like no Stormtroopers don't miss all the time. They miss when the plot requires them to miss Also, like the bit in episode four was they were meant to miss they dominated the rebels on the tent of four I think it's four and yeah, they dominated in half They didn't dominate in Bespin because that was the first example of the heroes being too important to be killed and They didn't dominate in return of the Jedi because that's just embarrassing as a whole that whole sequence should be obliterated from It's that one shot guys that one shot We have about six or seven troopers and they've been hit by sticks and they're all going. Oh, no sticks Rocks I hate I hate it. It shouldn't have happened But it's a very feel-good movie. It's like hey the good guys win over the bad guys and I'm not saying this is justification I'm just trying to explain how that happened And it's it's bothersome and then people like but hey it happened in return of the Jedi so fuck it It's like no no no no no no no no no and one of the counter examples Funnily enough are the prequels the clones are actually good at what they do I'm pretty sure and this is this is a very rudimentary Limited version of what I understand the clones are actually outnumbered by the drones the droids But the droids aren't as good as the clones as in a clone will probably kill I don't know one to five droids for every death it has Seems to be how it goes. Yeah, there are a lot more droids than there are clones But the droids are shit right other than the specialized droids The standard droids were very good, but the super battle droids and the droid occurs and it Fucking worked. Why is it that the droids can kill so many people? It's like well, they're fighting a team of people who are cloned from cells You know, okay, so why can the clones kill so many people? It's like they literally made in factories Yeah, well, that's really clever. Why is it the rebels can kill so many stormtroopers? It's like well, they conscripted from people who aren't even necessarily soldiers. They're just conscripted because it's war They're just volunteers and why can the stormtroopers kill so many people? It's like well, the rebels are a group of people from select planets who think that the Empire shouldn't be ruling Oh, wow, that's really clever. I can understand because that's fucking war and then you go Okay, so why can the first order kill so many people? It's like They they're really talented they they were they were bred from birth to be able to be super good killers Yeah, cuz that's a point. We're like, oh shit. We've gone all we've gone circle from they're not just good But this is all they know they're experts that they they've been trained from childhood to do one thing They take the guys who sweep the the hallways Stupid and then you're like so how is it that the first order get wiped out in every single tree Tricwil sequel trilogy movie Well because they suck and how do you know that well in Mandalorian? They have several scenes devoted to telling you that stormtroopers are stupid incompetent and dumb Yeah, but random people who just sign up they're amazing but people trained from birth to kill No, they've not been trained from birth to kill the toilet clean Fucking janitors get thrust into drop units Specifically, but the rest of them like there's only so many toilets to clean They can't all be toilet clean and toilets all day Ironically rags in my I think it was in part two or three where I account for that I'm like, okay, so okay, right if Finn is a really talented janitor Why did they replace him? He's young Why would they go? Okay, Finn you can go into the drop units while we would put a new janitor in your position It's like he's fucking like in his 20s. Why would he be replaced? He's like a really good janitor, right like I love the idea He was kidnapped from the family. He'll never and trained from birth to be a janitor Hey look, okay Like if we were really evil and like Jay you you Rags and I were fucking training up a first-order series of units and you go 99% of them will be our Assaulting units and 1% will be according to whatever you require in terms of maintenance and and and whatever else I'd be like, okay. We have a few of them trained for for maintenance and yet there's a scene in Force Awakens where Finn establishes that he was trained to kill for his whole life And I'd be like, I guess you get basic training, but like was janitorial duty like I'm picturing the training It's like wrench gun shoot the guy who's trying to prevent you from repairing the plumbing I guess it would just be like that's the time they're not training. They're required to sweep and stuff Well, the thing is that if you've been doing this like you don't have it your job is trained And you don't get much in the way of like free time I imagine to like do hobbies and shit so your lounge time So you're spending basically all of your waking hours being trained to do stuff And if you're a soldier the vast majority of that training will probably be, you know, exercise regiments Blaster training Maintaining of equipment tactics simulations all that sort of thing basically that movie soldier with Um, uh, what's his face? Uh, Kurt Russell No No No, it's the movie where Kurt Russell is like a soldier with the army and they like kid He's like a child But he trains his whole life to be the super soldier and that's all he knows and he's insanely good at it Oh, wow. I've never heard of that movie. Yeah, I think that's what it's called. Let me double check. Uh This is the plot summary a soldier that is trained from birth Is deemed obsolete and dumped on a waste planet where he is reluctantly taken in by a community of defenseless stranded wayfarers Yeah, and he has to like when he gets taken in by these people Like he's a bloodthirsty soldier But now he's been cast out of the army for whatever reason So he has to like like adjust to normal life And he's just this he's what fin should have been exactly He's this yeah, I think I think everyone agrees that fin does not behave as fin should behave Fin should be fucking traumatized Yeah, fin should spend the movie trying to survive until he finally feels relatively safe and then he should feel safe enough to be like Like that just happened I don't know. This is the thing. I would happily make him gay. I just want to fucking focus I need a scene where he talks to somebody about how it felt growing up from age like three or four as a storm trooper I need it. Give me it. I need it now. Give me but it turns out you can get trained You can get kidnapped from your parents trained from That point till you're like six or whatever years old all the way up until your current day All the propaganda that goes into the first order come out and be just fine You're just a happy go lucky goofball and you're great and you just have a great old time. It's it's magical. It's wonderful There's no there's no long-lasting repercussions of your childhood and you know your your indoctrination And all that stuff just worry about it. It's fine. I mean imagine if the values that he was instilled Came out Well, nah, man. The funny thing is right. So one of the things we cite as an inconsistency in mando is that you have uh mando basically react with fear and control or just Concern like like j picture you're in a house And you're in a house that belongs to a family and a little girl is about to enter the room to offer you food or whatever And you pull a pistol on her. That's how on edge you are and the mum is like, whoa, dude Calm down. It's just a little girl. I'm like, okay Simultaneously a scene earlier you were approached by two adult men in the darkness From your behind like like you're facing your back to them. I was approached by two adult men in the darkness from Exactly. I mean, I'm not even gonna change it. Fuck it and and and your decision Like I just established that other thing and your decision in this scene is to go What do you want? Do you think that's strange? Do you think that's really strange? That's one way I would describe it. Yes And it frustrates me and you remember like dude, there's such a small detail It's like that's what it's preventing me from loving mandalorian unironically. It's wait. Surely. That's the entire character Yes His his entire character is extremely inconsistent and not at all what he should be What is finn's arc? What in the sequels as it stands there isn't one really He seems to flip back and forth between love interests He's a soldier. Then he was a janitor. All anyone can talk about is what it should have been. Nobody talks about what it is Nobody's crazy to do that He seems like it was set up to be a kind of force sensitive person from the first one because he used the lightsaber But then it turns out he wasn't And then he turns out in the third one he might have been but they were unsure. I don't even know is he so Yeah, yeah What I wouldn't even notice if he wasn't there like the only The only moment he was going to have was right ripped away from him I fucking the problem is the jj. I think cared a little bit about him Ryan didn't care at all about him and jj was like, okay fine. We don't care about him And that's his journey throughout the film. He's there's something going on in tfa. It's not great Something's going on and in tlj. Nothing's going on. Some guy tells him that good and bad. It's all just a nothing And then he ends the film being like no good is good And then fucking rose tells him that you shouldn't be defending Good. No, you should defend good rather than attack bad, which is the most fucking pointless and Effortless statement to make when a giant laser is destroying all of your friends It's it's Freaking said it earlier It's is it it's like one of the biggest contenders for stupidest pieces of dialogue in the history of cinema like I I can't believe that happened It blows my mind that someone is stupid enough to have someone say that in the background of what's happening And the people still respect ryan as like this amazing filmmaker who wrote that in this amazing film apparently But you can't just ignore it. It's the climax of the pinnacle moment Like so much of that scene doesn't make sense is like how did they get back? I have a question for you malar is the saving what you love thing. Is that a worse message than Uh Dying is the easy part the real heroes are the ones who have to keep going on So that's very complicated We'd have to explore all of the pros and cons of it Defending what you love versus attacking what you hate is actually what I would tacitly call a good message As in let's say me and jay were a big old gay lovers And nothing bad was happening to us But someone was planning to kill him And the only reason I attack somebody is in defense of him is different from me attacking them because I don't like their views or I don't like I don't want to I don't want to reference something they're actually doing Yeah, which is the biggest issue I have with ryan johnson's execution is the retardedness of it It's like the whole reason fin was doing this was to defend those he loves it wasn't because he was attacking those he hates The whole the the the stakes you described to us was that they have one cannon One cannon is is is required to destroy the good guys We can destroy one cannon by suicide running into it I don't know why they don't address the fact that there's there's like lasers on the ships and that they could fire into it They don't address that so fine. Let's just pretend for a second that all you can do is suicide run inside the cannon If that if they are the stakes I can totally understand anyone doing it. In fact, I would do it if it was to save everybody's lives I would do it um So it all makes sense, but rose's statement fucks everything However, the statement that the easy part is dying and that real Quote-unquote real heroes Fucking do the thing where they just go on Which is actually counter to the dark night by the way where it's like you either die a hero or you live long enough to see It's all become a villain in infinity tisms. It's you either live long enough To die a hero. No, you die you die easily a hero or you die like and like you do the easy thing and just die It's it I agree with you that this is the thing like I didn't want to say it because it's so hyperbolic And nobody will agree with you if you keep saying that the newest thing is terrible I don't know that anything's gonna be infinity tisms. I think that actually might be the worst piece of content I have ever seen and you might be like wait, you think that's worse than the sequel trilogy And it's like okay, like let's reference if we can have a billion points of quality The sequel trilogy is sitting at a comfortable like one thousand out of a billion This is sitting at like one The only thing that the fucking infinity tisms has Is like oh wow, I can I can see people I can no not even that jay not even that I can see people Because you can't understand what's going on I can I can acknowledge that people are walking to places I can see that So that's a point. Yeah, the most base level of understanding in the immediate scene you're looking at I think you're wrong by the way. Um, I don't think the work the thing that rose says makes sense But regard, uh, okay. Well, what's what is your argument for how it doesn't make sense? She says you shouldn't just um She says this is how we're gonna win this not by uh Destroying what we hate but by saving what we love. Yeah, it's true. She doesn't have that. I don't know. I don't know Hang on. It should be it should be about what motivates you We should be motivated to defend what we hate not destroy what if destroy what you know Wait, so you're saying the contention is it shouldn't be about what what is about what's being saved It's about what motivates you isn't that the same thing? No, it's in no it's in she's saying the way to win a war Isn't by destroying your enemy. It's by saving your That's her sentiment. Right you I would say that the how we're gonna win this thing really makes it works The message that you were saying that she was saying that would be right is you shouldn't be motivated by hatred Um and destroying your hate. Yeah should be motivated by saving what you love, right? But that's not the say that's not what she said Isn't it? This is how we're gonna win this war. She said that's That's a problem what we have. I don't know if that might be semantics though because I don't think so because it's like how we're gonna win this is like Yeah, but winning this involves destroying the enemy making them. Yeah, but we're getting super silly philosophical because what she's This is the best says is this is the best interpretation of what I have is what she's saying if we win By killing anybody who has what you could call a bad perspective on what should live and what should die We haven't necessarily won. We've just crushed all of what we consider to be evil as opposed to saving what we think is good Like um, I If someone yeah, no, I agree with you, but if someone's like this I'm kind of I can't believe i'm referencing demon souls, even though I haven't necessarily played all the way through it But like let's just say there's this horrible mucous creature that just wants everything to die But it's powerless outside of convincing others to do work on behalf of it We kill we kill all of the things that was doing work on behalf of it And we enter the the room in which this horrible sludge exists and we can just press a button to kill it But we're looking at it and we're like, huh? That's all it is like we we can exist quite happily while this thing's whole existence Is to try and kill anything that exists outside of it or something like that Um, which by the way again, I want to advocate for the fact that I wouldn't necessarily be against pressing the button It's just that um, it has no power on its own Uh, the first order's Ideology to kill anybody who isn't uh in favor of the first order's ideology isn't very powerful on its own It needs manpower. It needs, uh, the sith. It needs whatever else And I feel really fucking evil right now because I'm trying to make the best situation out of ryan jods's message Which is garbage anyway, but uh The the steel man version the good version of that message is used the force for defense never for attack I don't agree with that. I think that's bullshit What do you mean the the I don't think yoda or anybody Why the fuck would they be lightsabers if your whole point was that you never attack? It's like, oh You deflect light that you deflect blasters and lightsabers all the time. That's the only reason those things exist Okay, but you are attacked. You're still you're still like fighting I think the mantra was if you ever pull your lightsaber You've got to be paired to kill with it as I think was something in the jedi. Okay. Wait, let's refresh uh so I can't even my i'm a bit drunk. That's her name is fucking lost on my head rose tico's message You shouldn't be attacking what you hate. You should instead Be protecting what you love You guys have a problem with that in reference to how it would win a war Yes, I think I agree with that. I don't necessarily because I think I could poke holes in that as well Because a lot of the reasons why you'd win a war aren't necessarily 100% virtuous. I think we'd all agree with that, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't think you could win a war by being an absolute scum fuck Yeah, yeah, okay. I think there are certain things you have to do in war that are fucking Uh deplorable to a degree sometimes in certain situations kill your enemies. That's pretty deplorable her well I don't think it's deplorable to kill somebody who's about to kill a bunch of children. For example, if someone's gonna kill you first Then it's not but yeah, that's the thing right. I need to go pee. Can you guys continue the conversation while I'm gone? Yeah Excellent I'm gonna meet myself. I guess the example would be the uh, the nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki Right bad stuff But uh, way better than the alternative, you know, and it did in the war. So Or drone strikes in drone strikes. Yeah. Yeah, we do that a lot. It's not exactly We know we're probably not getting Uh, the all of them are bad people. Some of them might just be families and children and stuff That's what you get when you hang out with terrorists, man Yeah, you fucking drone straight Unfortunately, we can't just Send people in every time by the time We get there all the time Uh We're allowed to go there. They may be gone and they may be Cause more have it because of it I'm not I'm not saying it's good But I think it's better than the alternative in some ways. Yeah, so war is a dirty business Sometimes you got to do some morally ambiguous Downright dubious things so that you can end the war faster and have the greater good stuff Yeah, it's all blah blah blah we're free to the choir on that But rose's line really was this is how we're gonna win this And we're like, no No, it's not at all and the fact that while that shot is happening and they're smooching They have that mini death star laser just busting down the door to kill all their friends Is just like insane how that got the green light to proceed In the context of the situation it is ridiculous to make that statement because By destroying what he hates he is actively saving what he loves I mean imagine one of the rebels on the tanz of four Said that to another rebel as the stormtroopers were bursting in through the door Like that's how absurd it is Imagine if they said that when they were doing the death going after the death star Yeah, because they must have all known that they're probably Some of them aren't coming back from this There's no way yeah Like this is how we're gonna win this we're gonna destroy what we hate It's like sir. We're about to attack the death star. Is this is now the time for this Yeah, it's now the time for this philosophical shit. We could discuss that later Is there gonna blow up the planet sir? Yeah, hi jay Do you want to know a fun fact about my life? I would love I would love to know a fun fact about your life Can we kick you afterwards? Yes somewhere in this is a very kickable fact Okay, he said we can kick him so I know for a fact that somewhere in my apartment and I don't know where There is an unaccounted for yeah, sure There is an unaccounted for bottle of mayonnaise Because you found the lid No, because I know I bought it, but I don't know where it is This is my kind of topic of conversation. Have you checked out of the bed? Because you sound like you've had a long experience in this I have no fucking clue because I like the only place I would leave it The only place I'll put it away is the fridge because that's where you put mayonnaise You don't have to refrigerate mayonnaise. I know you don't have to but like it's better cold Nah, you're wrong. I don't know about that. I don't really like mayo anyway America whips, okay, but Gelman's dog, you gotta have that sour sweet There's like mayonnaise and sour cream and when they say they don't like mayonnaise what they've Salad cream that's been branded as mayonnaise salad cream. Yeah salad cream Because it's like real mayonnaise that's actually made with eggs if salad cream didn't lick my bum It can't it doesn't taste nice enough and I've got taste buds down there. Yeah Did you know oh, I probably can't talk about that Wow, I go away for like five seconds. You're already talking about mayonnaise instead of Star Wars Did you know that testicles have taste buds for a little bit? Yes I read that on reddit because there was a post about so then people would like testing it by dipping the testicles into different kinds of things They're like, oh my god. I taste the thing I I tested it and I can I can say with a fact that my balls taste things Well, oh my god He's good to make figure out what the food is by No, no the whole the whole reason we named this stream what it is is to catch up on some overflow Well, I guess you're gonna have to fucking rename it Well, or or rags We could vote to kick all three people who aren't us. What do you think about that? I don't know. I look like That's a moral dilemma right there. Okay, so everyone in the cove really it's pretty clear cut for me You vote to kick me All or how come you never vote to kick yourself. I don't know. I don't vote to kick you either rags. What does that say? Rags, let's move this to your channel I just I don't know. I think that you have a good call rags Wouldn't need to yeah, that's too late oof The point was that tlj is bad rise of skywalker is bad Tfa is bad and mandalorian is bad And the crisis on infinite earth is just Nonsense. Well, I don't know about you rags. Have you encountered anything that could be remotely considered? I don't even want to say mainstream just funded remotely funded that is that bad No, like it's I have like we're shocked to learn that people like it Yes, I and the fact that brown table says that episodes one two three from four are good compared to five Because I'll admit the five was tism like with the teddy bear attacking the city I was like, okay. That's pretty stupid, but one through four is not exactly what I would consider to be The only ones I would say like of what's just like terminated genesis or hang on what the world's not gonna do No, no, that's terrible. Why would you say that? Oh, no, it's as bad as it. I thought you were saying Yeah, a lot of people cite a lot of things to to start the the Do you guys remember when things are being soft rebooted quote-unquote or just given sequels that were in like the 2000s that weren't very good That's like laid and no, no, no two what i'm referring to is between the 2000 and 2010s that that time frame Are you in the naughties? Is that is that it? Yeah, sure. That's what that error is okay fine the naughties Uh, so what i'm referring to is terminator three and other things like it as in like they go. Hey Okay, so let's just do it together in experiment. So back to the future four And we're all sitting here. Uh, I'm assuming all of you have seen back to future one two and three Yeah, I've seen one two. I don't let's pretend we're all seen three So you're like what should we do for four? Okay? They go back in time to the medieval age and marty and doc have to fight There's a point where doc has to have a sword fight With a medieval knight and they make a friend with like a local peasant Who's like really low down but at the end of the film he becomes the king of the local area And they figure out like they need fuel for their ship But they eventually at the end of the the story figure out that whatever Local resources worth making like I know that any fuel can be fuel But there's some reason why it can't be any fuel it has to be let's call it the the stuff that arthas sword is made of Yeah, okay So arthas sword is the only thing that can fuel the ship and they can't just use arthas sword because arthas fucking sword That's where we're at in the history And and we find out that across the other side of the world is more of arthas sword Like there's another sword in a stone across the other side of the world And so they have to go over there with artha because he's the only person who can pull it out And they have to fight like a few guys who are defending it They pull it out and at the end of the film they all get to go home and I feel like the attitude in the noughties as I assume they're supposed to be called Was the more fan service but in the 2010s plus has been more remaking revamping redoing and correcting Like what the perceived issues are and the only uh theory I have going right now is Two tick boxes to tick one being countering the law like Completely as in like taking the law A pure value that the law has and just flipping it entirely and taking at least one character And taking a core value that they have and flipping it entirely and in the 2010s we have seen I want to say like 10 significant examples of that And they didn't used to do that in terminator three. It was like hey, what if we do terminator two again? Let's just do it again And that used to be the attitude with a lot of remakes, but nowadays it's not that anymore, which by the way, I used to find annoying But it was better Than raping the the ip like why rape the ip don't do that like no no no wait And and No, no go ahead I'm sorry. I really want to see liquor back to the future for But instead of the 2015 from back to the future two It's the real 2015 and then the plot is them going well. This is really shit. Let's go back in time to fix it So it's that that other 2015 that we saw when we traveled in the future because something's clearly gone wrong well So you know that whole thing I described with king Arthur and stuff if we were to make that in the 2010s plus it would be Okay, everything's the same except Marty is really unsociable. He does know he has no idea how to get along with anybody He's like really awkward and he actually hates how doc got him into any of this He has like several scenes where he's like doc you fucked my life up And and any of the like I would have had a great life if you hadn't fucking got me into all this shit and and doc's position is um You know what like time travel isn't even a good thing. It's really bad and I hate it And the actually see them doing this. This is the problem. Um, you have to just take the car and I don't even know that it's always malicious Like when you're you're given an ip and you're asked to make it sort of to progress it You're like, oh, what is this character? And you're like, oh, they love time travel and technology and they they visit all kinds of places in the history and you're like Wait, what if we make it so that he like Realizes that time travel has negatives like significant ones and that it kind of challenges his whole position on time travel And then you had you thinking like oh that could be interesting But instead they just go surface level Where it's like, yeah time travel shit. Yeah, that's that's it. That's all you get. It's like, oh time travel Like they've just already taken the opposite position in the most extreme way And I feel like that's what we've been dealing with in so many ip's and I've said this I can't remember if we've said this on eFab yet, but I'm happy that me and rags get to fucking skip one We don't have to deal with dr. Who Yay But jay does you know and and who knows what's next mission impossible could be next james bond. I think is next Marvel could be next marvel's always on the fucking chopping block marvel's looking like it could be Marvel's don't have the characters are dead No, they're not loads of them still alive a lot of them are dead though. The ones I care about are dead Okay, you care about spider-man, don't you? Of course. Yeah, I also care about dr. Strange. Not really I I kind of do I kind of do I really care about the guardians. I really care about Thor In fact, how I feel about endgame is almost partially like let's just say five percent of it Or maybe ten is determined by what they do with Thor going forward I don't know I was just sitting in chat someone's going well. He's all people changed and he called him a boy He called him a boy You call him a boy Jesus So much history to e-file I mean like Thor and Hulk got really done badly at endgame. Oh, yeah Yeah, it was crazy like a thing to reject Across all of these IPs like you've really got a search on the internet for the people who care like the people who Absorb the shit out of this fiction And they're the ones that you need because like this is the thing It's almost like hey rags more review the newest episode of doctor who is like no, we're not the ones Like oh, no, yeah, but you could go. It's visibly bad anyway Yeah, well, you may like we may be able to be like, hey, how does that make sense with this? But like I'm sure you would have more problems than we could ever have Like I'll have a lot more problems with it than you will but like The fucking That just the dialogue is so bad in it Yeah, did he actually just say that is that how they're like there's literally a scene Where the character that you're supposed to suspect is like The villain who turns up being a bait and switch who's not really the villain The way they introduce him is suspicious, right as the as the character you're supposed to suspect Is a character essentially looks into camera and lists ways in which he's suspicious. I'm not exaggerating He literally has a list He takes a list out of his pocket and says oh, he's that he's suspicious for this reason this reason and that's how they do it I Think the moment that killed doctor who for me is when they had the 50th anniversary episode and they decided to That was 2013 2013 See that's nothing compared to what they're doing now Yeah, I know but they they established something that was said to be impossible That he could not be the three doctors one Yeah, and he could not go back to this specific point in time to Save his planet And a lot of things up to that point had him always all the big emotional moments were him talking about his planet About how he missed it how he could never go back how it shaped his character how it kind of turned him into The person that he is and then they just decided to Uh, like bring it back and say oh now he can go back and now he can rebuild and all those things he's done He didn't have to destroy the Daleks He didn't have to make that decision Uh, even though he did actually make that decision to destroy an entire city in Pompeii One of the a really good scene is he he knew he couldn't save Pompeii So he decided to detonate the volcano to save the world Yeah, and then yeah Jay will probably understand better than You know Yeah, um, you see I was young enough that at the time they broke Gallifrey. I was like cool Gallifrey is coming back And I'm like The point You gotta find the right people to to talk about the right things because I'm more than happy to say that rags and I are good people to come to about star wars. But uh, yeah, man We're not useful for dr. Who that much. We've only got limited references We're also very not useful for like all of star trek. He'd be like, uh Phases beam me up Yeah, um, but I was just gonna say like the God damn it. What the fuck's going on is like Oh, it's so convenient the time that you guys get into reviewing shit online happens to be the time where you Seem to think that everything's the worst for making sequels to IPs and stuff and it's like, I don't know Can you it's so bad? I was like I was gonna say it I don't know that there's been a worse time I've been fucking watching film for whole life and it doesn't seem to be that there's been a worse time It seems to be getting really fucking bad I can't There are very few safe IPs something in chat by the way James, I I know you very well and you're trying to say you should be a mod on you. That's what you're trying to say Just saying boogie boogie James wants to be a mod just so we can kill the guy who's saying boogie boogie. That's it. I put them in time out I I know well, I mean Listen apply rose tico's ideas to chat moderation and see What? I need that meme though. I like how we haven't got my pizza looked at a single super chat yet. Hopefully not Oh james got a mod got a lot more super chats in this dream than ones that um than ones that have been covered Yeah, oh, okay. So let's that's our rant the theme of the rant was how stuff sucks. All right In case anyone didn't get it. Yeah, that too. That was important Fucking james being like, oh my god, maula. Make me a mod. I saw you. I saw you That's exactly what you said Uh, all right, so I'm gonna start reading super chats. You ready? See I said you and it could apply to literally anybody here and nobody said you All right, let's go sit. Let's go get pokes and rags. All right. Good. You guys are on. Yeah. Okay. Let's go So this this this first one says you mother fuck I work tomorrow eutism. I can't stay up forever. Also happy birthday again metal Metal's not here and you know what if he was he would say fuck you. That's the kind of person metal is No, I think metal now Yeah, metal Green grumpy on his birthday Leave the man be Okay, all right. Mel would have said thanks show some respect All right. Next one says watch battle star wars Battle star wars. I don't know what to make of that. That's a good use of money there battle star wars Is it one word is battle star one word or two? But yeah, battle star as if it's star wars, but then watch a battle before it I don't know what to make of it. Jay. You have to tell me battle and then star two words. Yes I think it's a joker and battle star galactica Battle star wars galactica. No, don't exist. Oh, okay. Really? It's a film Describe it to us j. What's the plot? um It's one out of 1.6 out of 10 on iamd. Oh, I am in what's it called? I need to quote it Um, when the leader of an evil coalition, how do you know they're evil? Destroy a rebel planet for its resources this daughter will have no choice But to join the rebel side and fight for what is right This uh the poster looks like a porn parody for star wars Yes I'm glad that exists. I suppose if there's a trailer Next up Hi, maula Hello, hi rags Hey, and co Wow Oh, who's co? It was obviously referring to uh, orcus j and lucifer. None of them said hello back. That's fucked up. Hello Okay, fine. Uh, I was wondering have any of you played starcraft if so, what are your thoughts on it and also Is the arrow rags? Oh To you too. I'm gonna post it because I don't have a place starcraft in a long long time I used to play it casually But it just got boring. I just stopped I finished all of wings of liberty and I started hard of the swarm I just kind of just got bored of it I just got bored of playing I was never interested in the pvp Because you get fucking ripped up by the no lifers And it just wasn't really my thing If ever rags is defeated he considers them a no lifer You know some people are just like insane at that and if it's a 1v1 or a 2v2 there's just I'm not just big into rts's a lot especially because a lot of the times you just get Into a place that's just unwinnable Where there's no way for you to make up boss ground But in more small scale tactic kind of games you can if you play certain ways It just wasn't really my thing. What's really my thing I never played it. So that's all you got. I'm sorry. Well, it was probably a good thing. I don't know This next one says the only reason I can see the empire not doing it themselves is because they're hiding from the new republic I guess I haven't watched the show. I'm sorry. That defense doesn't make sense if you consider the finale this The battle star wars trailer and my favorite thing about it is And the word they formatted the title is just all caps battle star wars trailer There's no formatting for it Who needs formatting when you have star wars? 38 15 chat colon Sneaper terrain to chat Chess me colon I don't want to make of any of that. Yeah, and recruits are trained to shoot for the groin if that fails What you're telling me an elite assassin has less common sense than a goma pile Guys, what am I supposed to do with this is a super chat? Uh Move all and forget it happened. No, I'm gonna post it rags. What do I do with that? Sneaper train to Shae shoot Chest me Yeah, and recruits are trained to shoot for the groin if that fails You're telling me an elite assassin has less common sense than goma pile. Yeah That's what we're telling you if you go back and watch this episode and the stuff that she does it's It's it's kind of appling. There we go. Not gonna lie. There we go Uh The guy in this trailer is literally using an energy Jay that sounds racist He's what how'd they take it away with this? It's a lop one as well. It's like wobbling What you think real steel doesn't lot doesn't wobble. No, but like it's you can you can see it It's not a good problem. All right. Jay's racist. Hang on. Hang on. Just oh j Jay I was always so appointed in you, but now I'm disappointed It's the trailer's working watch the film must be as well Okay, so next one says I'm the guy who asked for script advice last stream I meant advice on writing a review script like you guys. I'm stuck on how to get started All right, let's let's throw this at me jane rags, but uh who wants to go first I will No, you're not one of the three I mentioned. No, he let him do it. Okay fine Porcus you go first Okay, don't even bother. Just give up now Okay, who wants to go next Shattering his dreams there porcus. Well, we're starting at zero. We're gonna end up at the 10. Okay, so that was the zero. Who's next? Voodoo you go next, okay I'll defer to porcus for this Okay, jay rags. Who's next? I'm jay. Okay, jay. Uh, we're supposed to be building up quality of advice, right? So I'll go next sure um I had some minutes gone. Um Okay, so think about what the biggest things like the biggest things that stuck out you were the biggest things you want to mention Uh, wait, is this is this writing your intro or writing like how you start writing your script reviews Yeah, I said for a review reviews Reviews just general advice. Okay. So take your biggest talking points figure out what they are. That's the main way I like to start writing my Scripts is figuring out the main stuff And then and then formatting the rest of it around. Okay, how do I get these main points? So if it's like it works best doing it chronologically or just going through my main points We're doing character plot theme I'm gonna get my pizza My pizza Oh, I guess he's done. Wow. He made himself. Okay rags. You're next Uh, remind say the question one more time. So I know I'm answering. All right Uh advice on writing a review script like you guys. I'm stuck on how to get started I'd say start out with bullet points um Uh, I'd say for fallout what I did was I got all my videos and then I went through all the clips before I started and this is it's not difficult, but it's tedious But I tagged all of my videos with like glitch or Ui or something like that. So that I could get the clips whenever I needed them a lot more easily Um, and I was kind of going off bullet points And I got a bunch of stuff and I thought about it for a long time So I didn't really miss a lot and that's what you want to do oftentimes is you just want to Really think about it over and over and if you ever think about something write it down once you think about it. So you don't forget about it later um But just try not to Just all it if you have to choose between adding more and not adding enough always add more if uh Is like just don't be afraid to have it be really long You know, um, even if you repeat yourself a few times, you know, it's worse than not bringing up a point that should be brought up Uh-huh, I hope that helps. I don't really have like a system or anything. So you'll have to I actually agree with rags about the uh It's not about it's it's not even that it's difficult. It's that it's tedious. Uh, someone brought up Uh, I think it was wild metal was streaming or someone else, but it was like, how did you get all of the references you had for ds2? Uh in into your ds2 series and it's like well Actually, this is in discord I referenced some of my mods who are currently mods on on the discord Back when I was streaming for 10 viewers Uh at most or whatever. I was like, okay, I'm making a review series on ds2 I'm going to play it excessively. I believe I played between 12 and 14 times generally Made the series and as I was making the series I played an additional few times because I needed to check some things And I was like, uh when I was playing it say for example, I was fighting the fume knight Then I was battling him as best as I can I was like, oh Hitbox was really bad just then can someone can someone uh post that in chat while I continue fighting? Because I don't want to end the fight just to get that hitbox noted I'd rather continue the game because that's how you would do it naturally And so, uh, I believe I remember telling my my fans at the time, which was about five people Uh, that I had over 2000 references or a thousand references I really can't remember but the point was that I had this huge weird document That was only references and that what what that means is say for example, it would be coded as um Hitbox malfunction or example of how adp wasn't efficiently leveled yet Or example how a character was portraying themselves as to be extremely Inefficient compared to what you would require in terms of information or an example of how the world Wasn't connected in any way that you consider logical. It was almost bizarre and crap um All of those things were coded into into actual like specific letters And it was funny because when I was doing it at the time, it didn't come across that way It was literally just okay. I need to sort these things Let's just give them code names until they become Impossible to manage but they wouldn't because the codes are so specific And you do all that stuff and when you finally complete the thing and someone says how did you do that? You're like all you can do is reference how you did it Is there a more efficient way of doing it? Maybe but um It depends on what you're reviewing and what your goal is I suppose with DS2 I was desperate to prove How bad that game was because so many people were saying it was either good Or it was good, but it wasn't a good Dark Souls game, which to me is just fucking worthless It's like oh toy story 4 is good. It's just not a good toy story film It's like what the fuck does that even mean like what what values does the ip hold that general IPs do not and it's not to say that there's no answer to that question It's just that there was no answer that satisfied me for Dark Souls And so I was obviously just uh pushing through And I was determined to to answer the fact that not only is Dark Souls 2 not a good Dark Souls game It's not a good game It fails on so many fundamentals that it fucking frustrated me and it was like, can you prove it? Can I collect over a hundred examples of the hitboxes the AI the world and the characters and whatever else all falling apart? It's like well, you know what? How do you do that? It's like we have to play the game over and over again Let's do it and let's get all of those references sorted. It is fucking tedious And it depends on a game you're reviewing too. Some games are very simple mechanically straightforward and sometimes What's more important is that the problems are really obvious Luckily with Fallout 76 You barely have to scratch the surface to find the incredible glaring problems I think I only put like an like 85 hours in I say only 85 hours into Fallout 76 But that games problems are so numerous and so obvious and you recognize them so easily That you can get them really quick But some games I spent like imagine like giving an in-depth review of an emin like I'm playing Guild Wars 2 right now I'm getting back into it Dear god if you wanted to do an in-depth review of Guild Wars 2 I cannot fathom the amount of hours and work that you have to put into the content But if you wanted to review I don't know Another game like I don't know Uh, well a very simple game Uh rogue uh streets of rogue right great game a lot more simple a lot less actual content in it You know it wouldn't take as much time so the kind of game and what you're actually reviewing will play a big part of it as well and like It was funny when I first finished ds2 I was like my biggest problem was the tracking and you might be like what do you mean by tracking? it's like so enemy lifts their sword up When they slam it down between the moment that they begin slamming it down and when they hit the target They can still move right And you might think to yourself like what is reasonable for the amount of time they should still be able to move And let's say they're slamming it down when you're at their back Should they be able to spin 180 degrees to slam it down onto you? And most of the time that seems unfair And it was funny because like that was my biggest problem I had a few examples of that happening and I was like that's fucking that's what's wrong with ds2 compared to all the ds games And it was one of the biggest arguments I had on top of the healing system being exploitable and whatever else But when I started exploring it and paying attention to everything I was like, oh my god the the hit boxes man They're so bad And this is what I tell people who are about to play ds2. It's like don't ever assume that it's your fault Always look at what's actually happening And it record it and look back when you die just to see just just to see what was actually happening And you might start start finding stuff that you didn't even expect to find because the tracking is actually a problem in ds2 I have a section on it But it's like fucking I don't know when we say like 15th on the list of problems compared to all the other stuff. It's a lot more um fundamental Uh, but I guess that that's probably the most we answer that question regularly. How should you uh make a review? And and I feel like every time we answer it we try and Go a different direction. I feel like I would watch um watch matthew matosis. He is really really good. Um watch his video on devil daggers, which is a game that all of you should own Um, but it is a very simple game with a very simple premise, but he talks for a long time about it and so like listening to him and finding out what he talks about and the way that it impacts the rest of the game I like there will be things that you wouldn't even think are there and exist to talk about but actually have you know an impact on the gameplay learning from people who do things really well is Just it's just helpful All right, this is an account who's like wow you you fucking responding to super chats I don't think so. It's like all of this has been response to super chat. So Let's move on to the next one. Uh, this next one says peach zelda or samus. Who do you pick? Samus without even a fucking question Peach zelda famus Samus or sorry peach peach felda samus peach zelda I keep thinking of the gun the the moss is not what you call it for moss For moss famus. Yeah, I've heard of both. I For moss. I who is that third one? Uh, so what what's the question? Who do you pick? um samus I pick samus because it's it's she's the most individual out of all them that fights for herself At least that's how it comes across to me Yeah Peach and zelda have to be saved by a fucking link and maria while samus goes on her own adventures And seems to make decisions on her own. I respect samus role of women in society Well, how do you explain samus? Yeah, he's wrong Samus is a girl I know you know that don't lie to me fucking cared and they still don't What if zelda was a girl? No zelda is she gets clearly a guy All right, uh, how embarrassing chat needs to divorce the idea that liking something is a part of their identity Criticizing media you enjoy is not a personal attack I think this is in response to people being defensive about mandalorian Is that a personal attack or something? Yes Oh my god Mola are you closer to doublin or london london Guns and roses is playing in those cities this may I want to buy you a ticket. It's an amazing experience No, no, no, no you go have fun You go have fun. Okay, you buy yourself multiple tickets and go see yourself with friends You do that. All right, especially asking you on a date to a concert But I do it if they're a guy If they're a guy i'm gonna say i'm not gay and if they're a girl i'm gonna say i'm not straight So you're you're ace I am not the And they can fill in the rest. You're not the next one says higher aggs re higher And it ends with hags salutations canine superior Salutations to you saw The rise of skywalker the one in a million holder maneuver retcon is so stupid They contradict it at the beginning by hyperspacing the falcon through a damn wall They have is there's a falcon through a wall Through a wall. I mean maybe in one of the cuts they like are right next to a wall or by a wall and they Drive it through the wall, don't they and then they I wouldn't actually be a retcon If the logic is whenever you enter hyperspace With a wall in front of you. It's one in a million whether or not you hit the wall then uh, 99,999 times you don't it makes sense that they don't hit a wall, right? It's just the most stupidest fucking shit ever how the hell is that big any sense every time they just always happen to hit them Surely they're they're referring Sorry, surely they're referring to the scene where they uh, they Because they show the crap the wall being destroyed by them crashing sure you need you need to say that again you cut out They show the wall being destroyed if they're referring to the scene I think they are they show the wall being destroyed when they crash through it Well, if you guys can can maintain conversation for a moment. I will check for you Uh, I So about that mayonnaise Uh rags ass of titties. Oh ass definitely neither And so why though you have to be more specific why? why That's a difficult question Like why do I find things attractive is a tough question that I might not have an actual answer to I don't know. I guess it's buff lambs or fen boys I I guess it's just more visually appealing and I feel like It's more appealing from like boobs don't look like anything from the back because you can't seem from the back But a good rear end from every angle it's appealing from the front from the back What does a rear end look like from the front from the top? It looks like a vagina What Separate pieces of anatomy polkas. Yeah, but if you look at the ass from the front Well, no, it's not it's not just ass like it's I think that it's it's very important that the thighs and the ass are Basically treated together because they're a pairing. They're they're basically connected. They're practically the same thing in a way Um, they're very very closely related because okay a thigh and an ass that don't match I just checked it. It does actually like before we get the blu-ray It does actually seem to be that po is like Time to hyperspace skip. I need to check the actual dialogue in this moment He seems he says something that chewy doesn't seem to approve of i'm playing it right now But I've got the cover up so don't get copyright He he says he's doing a thing. He says something and then chewy is like And then they engage in x and this shot shows us Them coming from behind a wall And then going into hyperspace Like I don't know if they the only logic you could survive with here is that they burst through the wall and then go into hyperspace Versus they just go into hyperspace which by the way, I still want to clarify by their own logic They survive right because it's 999 999 times out of a million that they survive because That's assuming that 99, etc chances is because you actually hit an object and don't pass through it Like they don't explain why no, yeah, you're right to send the rise of skywalker stream They say it's a one in a million. How could you fuck it up though? I think the logic would be that if they if they got the If it was anything the one in a million they would pass the wall Why would you not pass why is it seems to be like it'd be an all or nothing thing either you pass through the wall Or right it doesn't make sense that they would be You think it'd be binary either you pass through a solid wall or you don't but according to this movie It seems to be that there's a chance that you might crash into it Wild the most likely scenario is you go through it. It's like, but why would that be the case? Yeah, you'd always go through to pass the like at a certain speed. Do you just become ethereal? Like how does this work? I think that's how hyperspace works. It's not like it. It's not you're going What was the explanation the original trilogy because They couldn't No, they couldn't hyperspace jump through an asteroid field could they or was that just misunderstanding by me? Well Well, they didn't do it in an empire because their hyperspace wasn't working They went through hyperspace and they went through the asteroid field to avoid being chased Oh, okay. So they could hyperspace through that Well, they never really establish it. It's just that they they don't have hyperspace working at that time They don't hate you because it's not really relevant to that Well, we could assume that if it was working that they would evade they would get out of the asteroid field first We don't know because we never find out what they would have done if their hyperspace was working at that point Yeah, one of the biggest issues with tlj is the fact that it's used successfully into incredible effect in a military way Like it's that that's that's it's it's application. It's proven application that it shows is it's just a thing that you do Which is really the most damaging thing about it. It's not like the travel itself. It's this is what you could do in battles Oh, oh, yeah, I agree. The fact you could just hyperspace through like an entire fleet with wild no ship specifically designed to do it Anyway Next one says have you guys seen what the plot twist is at the end of the new vader comic yet? Looks like disney's going to ruin even the prequel characters now Oh boy, I'm not sure what they're referring to outside of the last thing I heard was that um When luke got his head and cut off the the anakin's lightsaber Float well dropped all the way down into bespin until it was grabbed by a cloaked figure and that's what we know Obviously that plus the fact that uh, the the mas canata had it on uh, Tagadana, so so something happened between those two moments Maybe they're referring to something else because they specifically mentioned the prequels, but I'm not sure If anyone in chat knows, please tell us. Yes. I'll be looking tag tag me in it 39 slash 15 In the eu the different colored lasers are due to the different gases used as ammo Green is cheap and easier to refine and red is more expensive, but it's more powerful Blue is ionized gas, which is better against droids Hmm Okay, I didn't know that I like that the clones use it then that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I was gonna say this isn't really in the movies though I wonder why it's better against droids Although then surely a lot of the ships would use um blue because they're shooting it metal stuff What do they use in the uh They might need it like an armor pen or armor penetrating version I guess I guess they need to use penetrating version Oh, uh meme repository says, uh Padme is alive Oh Is that Like that's that's insane Oh Really? I mean it makes sense to me in terms of like we got to keep all the waman characters alive But it also doesn't make sense to me because she's kind of dead Like that's that would be a that might be something that gets in the way of her being alive Iebo she has like one of the easiest deaths to retcon Right, she died. She wasn't actually that sad That's the retcon. Yeah Well, don't they say that she's dead though. Isn't that like a thing that they actually say Well, they have a fucking funeral. She seems to be in some kind of casket. So yeah, I would say that That was just um, okay. That was someone. All right. Okay. Sorry. That was Padme. That was one of her doubles Ah, damn they killed the doubles that might actually just like an episode one But that might be what they go with though I know in this comic Okay, that that's so that would mean that Luke So Luke and I around Padme's this says say this dramatically A massive has fallen into the themes of subjectivity Use the new efap manager build the new efap manager kick the j And destroy the massive The new Objectivity line from lego efap also high rags. Ooh Oh, hello. That's a very confusing thing. I just realized that I interrupted that and it might be for a meme I don't know. Well, it works for me. Either way if they were trying to show that I was saying all that they can have your face pop up in the corner like And then it gets silence 40 slash 15 Disney is going to be the next level incompetent if they don't use vader's castle as the method of palp's resurrection slash It was built to resurrect Padme and vader were tricked into resurrecting the ancient sith lord momen instead Oh, it's like momen. I don't know what that is Momen Mom mom Hey guys, I'm a light favor maker, man If you ever want to get the taste of batwoman out of your mouth That's probably not gonna happen with good dc content. Please watch the dc au shows Batman tas superman tas justice league slash justice league unlimited and batman beyond I've seen some of those I believe But we all know that batwoman is better than all of them, right case Yes, it's amazing. It's the best dc property ever. I love watching batwoman I don't know why I'd want to change it I like we legitimately look forward to batwoman. It's great content. Yeah I don't know why you people don't want to see it It's fantastic I want to see it. Hey guys, have you played jedi night dark forces 2 or jedi Outcast slash jedi academy finished df2 not long ago. That's pretty fun. I have not played any of them. I'm sorry Jedi academy is really good. Play it Doesn't jedi academy establish a lot of cool things. Yeah, like luke with the jedi order and stuff like that You know, why would anyone care about luke? Yeah, it's an old man. He got really old. He didn't like anything once he was old He called him a boy He called no, he didn't call kylo boy. It was snow. He called him a boy snow called him a boy jay jesus No Shad meant Shad meant that the fob could scan for specific life forms of life Like humans of 20 years Maybe possible for their sensors, but it's not explained I still think that's ridiculous A lot of assumptions are being made as to how these work And I don't know man. Yeah, like I think it's all it all comes down to the fact that they didn't want mando's searching for a while That's what it all comes down to and I think that even actually doing any work in his job Even if you wanted it to be that it was too hard for the empire but hard enough That they would require someone who's really good You have mando go on one episode doing his normal shit The next episode he gets this bounty and he and he decides because it's so Fucking high profile and that the enemy is so tough That he ends up recruiting not only like let's just say caradune and the the assassin droid And the three of them together devise a really complicated plan by the end of episode two To assault this base They pull it off Just by the skin of the teeth with a couple of things but they planned all of it And then they see the the baby and the droid is the only one who's adamant about killing it And they fucking have to kill the droid You know just anything other than what they did because what they did was kind of dumb. That's that's my position basically Hi rags, hello, please say girl by to mando Girl by to mando Not sure what to make of this wait. I'm just confirming. That's what I want. I need to say girl by to mando You know what to make sure I don't Badly translate the English into English. I will post what it says one to one Girl by to mando Oh wait, surely you're supposed to be saying that to mando Yeah, but mando's not Fine mando I mean girl by girl by Or maybe it's like more like a girl by Bye, like as a girl Bye He goes high pitch for a girl that's racist. Yeah, maybe it's about human trafficking and purchasing women And then the follow-up is have you ever listened to simon kittis the song artist? No, I mean, I I don't even know if I have maybe I don't know the name very well Is that one of the guys from simon and garf uncle Probably I think those two would be uh, simon and garf uncle I almost said girl by girl by like an ibn What does that even mean? Like oh god What it's racist Oh like an urban. Oh Cause urban is black Correct But the problem is I know somebody who goes by the name ibn so that's just confused with me Carl urban and he's not black You don't know that He's he identifies as white What if you see white face this whole time man, and that's the best That that's acting then mando should have died in the few episodes that I watched I I mean, yeah, if he didn't have his plot armor Yeah, he would have he should have many times died Plot armor where people miss the main character makes the shooter incompetent Mando's literal plot armor makes him look incompetent I agree Yeah, he's like there are ways to have both the attackers and defenders look good at what they do Shocking, I know Clearly his armor attracts blaster fire winky face high rags I Clearly That'd be so shit. I'm like that's what people said Really? Yeah, that's one of the explanations. Surely it can't be that precise So the the idea is that he covers like let's just call it 50% of his body But it's got technology behind the armor to attract blaster fire to it to block it What if there was a bastard bolt that was gonna miss him and then it like it gets attracted to whatever fine fine It instead of it missing him it deflects who cares It shoots dick off It wouldn't shoot his dick off because it hits the armor so who cares No, no, no, no, it's good. It was going in between his legs, right? Like, you know Like it was just gonna go you're saying it pulls it up enough so it hits his dick rather than hit the armor The armor yeah pulls it up enough which so it hits his unarmored dick rather than hitting the yeah You pretty much established to that point that it's still just lucky that the bolts don't hit him In the dick Oh, yeah, and and other things but yes Yeah We're not gonna get caught up. Are we hey person who sent that we're getting there We're on the super chest of this stream, but yeah, no thanks to you actually. Yeah person Yeah, that'll show him Fucking person Rody's armor was disabled the suit negates g forces normally If it didn't Tony would have died just in his test flight He should have been fucking wounded in his first test flight It's ridiculous that he manages to go through what he does in the first test flight without taking any damage Just because you have fucking armor around you doesn't make force around you null If you get thrown into something it still hurts you just because you have a fucking you can't you can't magic your way out of that You go, oh It it's shock absorbent. It's like, okay. If you're fucking hit by a train. It doesn't mean you go It's fine Of course There's an area in between Vulnerable or like sorry like It's a spectrum In terms of invulnerability, you know That's very poorly worded like it just because you put on armor doesn't mean you go from able to be easily killed to invincible Like different armor can take different things and I find it hard to believe I would have to be told this is a real thing But electricity means that a piece of material can or cannot absorb shock Like I would assume that's a native trait of the thing rather than something that happens once you supply electricity to it That seems Strange to me with a suit of armor that it only applies When the the arc reactor is currently working versus when vision shoots it and it becomes disabled I I don't know about that, but um even with the examples we have He is shot by a tank shell and he flips half a mile in the sky all the way down to being dragged into the ground That should have had significant fucking impact on his limbs Whether or not his suit was working the the speed in which he is flipping alone It's not like the armor protects your limbs from that kind of force like you just you just go Like you just can't no there's going to be circumstances that It's like that shit He should be knocked the fuck out you should be like whoa that was something but he gets up straight away like hey Who just hit me with a thing Because he was spinning and so he's gonna have No idea where he was when he hits the ground And this is the thing like a lot of people try to appeal immediately to the whole like it's super hero stuff, man It's like yeah, but the whole reason we like it is because it's not Like hey, it's just super hero stuff, man Like we like it because it's like hey What if you had a power source that allows it to be that you can apply these pieces of metal to you But they're all powered up to function the way that they do like like All of us could could probably have some guy was good with metal Uh to craft a suit that can be applied to us, but it won't be very it'll be really clunky It can't fly it can't fire things because most of the space is just taken up by the fact that it exists But the arc reactor technology Makes it so that you don't need it to be as thick and you don't need to be as plentiful or whatever That's like the excuse But there's no point where they go Oh, yeah, the arc reactor needs to be on for the suit to be able to absorb fucking anything Like the suit can obviously defend itself from some things But I don't know what the fuck technology you have that prevents it from being able to uh be impacted By a tank shell Driving you half a mile into the fucking ground I don't understand what you could have in terms of technology that prevents that from doing anything to you By the way, I want to clarify at the same time We know from uh iterations in that very movie and future ones that without a suit being breached He still takes damage like you'll see blood on his eyebrow or like They'll say like his arm is broken or it's got a laceration inside the suit Implying that the suit can't actually take Like all of the damage like his body still takes damage while in the suit, which by the way, I think is more realistic Yeah, because it's what obviously his body is going to be weaker than the suit And I won't yeah you you spin you put someone in a suit and you spin them by One billion degrees per second. They're probably gonna die Doesn't matter how good the suit is He forces killing I wouldn't want the suit to be that powerful anyway because it takes away from his like because anyone could be in the suit at that point, right? Yeah, also This is what I hate about black panther's suit. It's literally almost invincible. It can absorb That's why I don't like about black panther. It's not nothing to do with the character It's all about his power in his suit. That's all it is. It's nothing to do with him It's like, oh Well, his character doesn't create either That's what that's what i'm getting at is character sucks It's got another while marvel seemed to put a lot of effort into making it about the character and that they have the power to To to take their character to a different level like captain america wants to protect innocent people It's like but he can't because he's a weedy little shit But you give him all these powers and it's like whoa If you take his principles and give him all this power look what he can do But if you give that to any random person on the street, he was like, I don't know. I like chicken They just like sit at home in the chair like Yum. Yum. Yum. I was gonna use this to eat chicken Also, the only reason Black Panther can do the things he can do is because he's the only one that's given this juice and this suit And this is the thing you might be like, well, what were you done? It's like, I don't know I probably wouldn't have had him be shot by a fucking tank shell that drove him straight into the ground from like Super high up in the air. I would do something else That's that's I don't know it's crazy I know but like I really think that IMM one is one of the better films in Marvel and I still think that part is a bit dumb He rags you there. Oh you oh you and your thoughts Thoughts this next one is for you rags. You ready? Um Yeah, let's do it man. It says what the hell is with furries and vor I don't know. That's one. I've never people have like drawn art of me where it's clearly like the mouth is the centerpiece And it's open and it's all Like all toothy and tonguey and everything I I never understood the vor thing. I don't really quite see what it is about Like being swallowed up and sitting in someone's stomach because I I don't understand it I I won't knock it. It's just weird. Uh, I don't get the appeal Don't do it in real life. Yeah, don't eat people. Don't swallow people whole in real life so Uh, just strange. I don't I just don't really see the I don't I don't quite see what it is Don't see the appeal, but that's all right. I am in no position to judge people's weird sexual whatever it is Great. So on that note. Have a good night everybody. Bye All right. See you. See you I feel like that fit perfectly. Yeah, I feel satisfied So this next one says the blood would have been forced from Tony's head Uh, I don't know what to make of that one I think he's talking about the being hit by the shell. I'm guessing forced from Tony's head Yeah, I guess I agree. I don't know All right, then mules they say rags. Ha student who niggie rushkin I can't believe you just said that I like looking at rags icon currently As if that's a response Yeah Total silence. I'm just staring at you All right. Well, while I'm reading out the next one, I shall Copy that one with the old function on pcs paste it into our discussion Someone can go and look into what that means. Uh, the next one. Are you frustrated more? You guys seem hell bent on going with the least charitable interpretation or explanation Of questionable plot elements or character decisions for apparently no reason I'm assuming they're referencing Mandalorian and I will counter with the exact criticism you just gave us but in reverse Are you frustrated non-vitairex? You seem hell bent on going with the most charitable interpretation or explanation of questionable plot elements or character decisions for apparently no reason My point being That uh, we get given extremely stupid shit And we are like, how does this make any sense? and Out of every explanation possible Let's say there's a hundred Fucking 96 of them are stupid and four of them make sense You guys seem to be under the impression that the four are the ones that are true Even though we've been given nothing to assume it's the four Yeah That's the position I feel like we're in and if we were doing this with rise of skywalker for example Let's let's do this for fun. So rags you say right now. Isn't it dumb? The just do it right now. Okay, just say isn't it dumb the the emperor The emperor Lifts a whole bunch of star destroyers through the ground No, because all of the star destroyers are of course protected by a force bubble like he's really powerful He puts a force bubble around them all he built them underground so that they wouldn't be found and he lifts them up Once they're ready to be used for the army. What about that doesn't make sense Wow, uh, could you show me in the film this force bubble? Well, it's from the scene. They're not damaged, are they? Also, why would I guess that seems to be the strange? So why are you interpreting this in such a shallow way instead of assuming what is actually shown? I'm just uh Give me another highlight in terms of criticism of the film go anything Another highlight and criticism of the rise of skywalker. Yeah, anything. It's bad Uh Anything at all I would say the uh contrivance of the knife lining up with the death star wreckage So that makes a lot of sense because they would have built the knife based on the wreckage But they would have had to assume that you have had to have stand in one place at the exact right Have you never seen wreckage in a in an ocean? It's not like it moves constantly. That's a low percentage chance with something that big Oh, that's not actually what I said. Okay. What did you say? I said that it's a it's it's insanely convenient that they had to be in the one spot Where it would line up in terms of distance. That's possible. That's possible It's certainly possible Do you not think that the sheer If you look at the scene, there's not many places they could be standing. They stood in the place It was most uh useful to their position, which is obviously where they would have crafted the knife from No, there's plenty of places. No, there's not many places if you look at the scene What i'm trying to you get my point right that you could just be that person you could just defend shit like We've been through it the past two years with luke. It's like luke is old He would have he would have been a character that went through things. He's old. He called him a boy It's like that's not good enough It's like no it is because old people have been through things that young people haven't so get fucked Rags give me another one Um, how come The um, how come when they oh how come Uh lando and all the guys didn't search dart dart uchi ship Because when they found the ship they searched it and they realized that was a dead end There was nothing there for them to use there was nothing it was all over they searched it like wow Really a robot there though. No, there's lots of things. There's a there's a console There's all kinds of things, but they searched it all and there was just nothing to you Okay. Yeah, the droid says oh, there's a place called x a goal. That's that's of no use to them. They don't know what to do with that I've got one. How do you create but I had the coordinates on it. Yeah a coordinates to x a goal. What does that mean nothing? Oh, it was obviously important enough for the robot to have Oh, okay. So a droid has coordinates to a place on it. Okay. What does that mean? Well, yeah, a play a place that was so important that it doesn't appear on any other star charter map and it was It it probably has it probably has coordinates to all kinds of places. Why does that place matter so much? Well, as I just said, it's because it's not on any other star map and It seems to be a place only the droid knows about it would be a perfect hiding space Yeah, that could be anything that could be all kind that you don't know how many uncharted things were on that Droid if anything that actually helps my argument to say that it could be anything There could be a million uncharted things on that droid Please kill me There wasn't a billion uncharted things. It was just x a goal. No, you don't know that that's not established in the film They say they find x a goal on that droid They don't know what we don't know what they found on that droid that wasn't x a goal that wasn't charted on on star charts Why aren't you making me defend this movie because this is what we had to deal with for four hours This is what it was What I'm trying to highlight is the Mandalorian gets a pass from a lot of people where it shouldn't Do you mean rags could do this it's not hard Arguing like this is really easy. It's like two plus two equals four and you go well according to you What do you mean according to me? It's like, well, you think two plus two equals two One units put together when you've established that on your own What is the rules of this universe that you've established that one Unit equals one and that two put together equals two. How do you know that? I think that when in cases like this because it seems to be It doesn't like our mathematics numbers are just what we use to Amounts and so that wouldn't change in between universe. It just gives me a headache is my point Yeah, it's like when you have to devolve into absurdity and granted the point of absurdity is a little subjective But for the most part when you deal with sane people who are reasonable You can approach that point relatively easily And you could normally argue the rest of it if any issues pop up You know how kylo throws his lightsaber into the water as symbolism for him ridding himself of kylo ren and absolved like Like he wants to be ben solo and that that lightsaber represents kylo ren Like I think that's what jj was going for I think it's retarded in terms of a pragmatic choice because a lightsaber Is he gonna do when he gets there? He doesn't have a weapon exactly a lightsaber is extremely fucking good for a jedi Also after disappears so his luck with weapons is awful And so someone might be like but it makes sense that lightsaber represents all of the evil he's done It's like anakin skywalker literally killed children and rey is using it to defeat palpatine So don't fuck with that like that's stupid. It's a utility really wants to make a difference Then he'll keep the weapon that he'll use to make that And so like this is kind of what we're getting at with you can make an argument for like anything Even the most fundamental shit you could just go. Oh, well, what about poopy-doopy-boop? Actually, I want to highlight this so someone Asked why me and rags were dragging out all of the arguments in the mandalorean episode And by the way, this is not an indictment of shadow versity His whole point was to try and devil's advocate for anything and now i'm not going to spend loads of time on What I think is a valid devil's advocate versus not but the comparison I gave Was that we we didn't go into this but rags brought up for a moment And I I tried to sort of like ignore it because I knew that there was no reason to to focus on it too much But you know that when uh, Carl weathers puts down the money in episode one There is a a fault in continuity. He puts the money down Ahead of time like the money is there and it shouldn't be the next shot shows it disappeared And then the next shot shows him putting it down. That's a fault They they've accidentally shown a shot where the money was already down when it shouldn't be Now you might be like, ah They fucked up and I being someone who apparently desperately wants to defend mandalorean can go rags How do you know that? I wasn't holographic money that was uh faltering That it was flickering in and out of existence. How do you know that? How do you know that wasn't the case and then Rags is like what what I and they go rags How do you know that that wasn't just a faulty in terms of narrator? It was an unreliable narrator Mando assumes the money's already on the table because he's so good Right, but then he realizes that Carl Weathers puts it on the table and so that can't coexist So he realizes it wasn't actually there and the shots represent His journey through understanding whether or not the money was actually on the table You can make all kinds of arguments. This is retarded though. You're extending this well beyond reason Instead we can just go. Oh, they showed it when it wasn't supposed to be there yet Okay, moving on And I feel like a lot of that was happening in that stream Where there was a lot of excessive Details that were being assumed while we were because my goal was just establish a fault and move on It wasn't even to declare how important the fault was Right because the the later episodes had much more significant fault But when we're talking about hey look, there's a car in the distant background of Lord the Riggs And someone goes how do you know that wasn't a spell cast by sarah about to trick the local Hobbits into thinking that technology had risen in the local area You feel like what? Hey, you don't know. Can you prove can you show me the scene where sarahman said he would not cast a spell To trick the local hobbits into thinking technology had risen in the local areas. Can you I don't think so My point is that you can make like any argument to extend a thing And that when you do for example in that one with the money Rags defends it to me. He's like no, it's not about flickering holographics It's not about unreliable narrators. It's just a mistake and I provide an additional five arguments Eventually people in chat will be like why is rags pushing this so hard as a fault? When in reality it's it's it's me I'm the one who keeps pushing back on it being a small fault and rags has to keep establishing dude It's just a tiny thing Just accept it and I'm like no it's actually a dude in the background Who's flashing a red light style device on the on the table to convince mando He's already paid But that guy is actually a bounty hunter that's trying to convince mando that he's already paid because he wants Madden to think that he's more important than he actually is so he can defeat him in later episodes. There you go That's another explanation. It's just like what what are you talking about? There's a little bit of occum's razor that goes into this as well Is like is it a slight editing mistake that can be made or is it that the laws of reality and Are such that objects can flicker in and out of existence to the point It's so regular no one even takes notice of it or it's ever brought up And this is the thing j you have experience with this is the disappearing knife in tlj a matter of an editing I don't even call it a mishap the editing obviously did it on purpose because the choreography didn't account for it Or is it a dream sequence in which ray imagined the knife was there and then it was gone in the next moment I don't think it's a dream sequence You don't think it was a dream sequence based on what I don't think because um I'm I'm fucking tired man That's kind of where I'm going with this is that we use references and when you look like the crazy person who's drawing together every And all possibilities to try and explain a thing Everyone else is like dude. Maybe it's as simple as you imagine and they just shot the scene With the money on the table and then they shot the scene for a second take Where the money wasn't on the table and the editor didn't notice or Didn't care because an editor might be like oh who fucking cares it's a it's a bit of money on the table Like what what is that that's going to ruin everything? I don't think so And so it's fine and they let it go and that's all we want to highlight We want to highlight they made a mistake there moving on like why do why do editors try and avoid those in the first place To avoid people noticing them and then going hey, I just got pulled out of that For example the fucking coffee cup in uh game of thrones Yeah, you'd think most people wouldn't have noticed that but once there was an article about it Everybody noticed it and then they updated the streamable versions to not have it. They fucking uh like brushed it out And it's like it's just a fucking cup. Who cares it's like they realize that most people seem to care Seeing that cup is very distracting because this is a fucking starbucks cup Seeing that in game of thrones is like wait what the fuck So I guess what i'm saying is that you can technically defend any argument if you assume All kinds of things to come Why were the ewoks able to defeat the stormtroopers? Turns out established by episode 10 all of the stormtroopers were drunk that day All of them were And there's this scene where they're all preparing to go into end door to defend this thing and they go Guys, this is gonna be so easy. It's so funny. Hey, do you want some vodka? It's like oh my god, I have some too. Everyone has a pint of vodka each and they all drink it Oh my god, that makes sense now because they're all so shit There you go. Fix it I think i'm at my point This has been like 10 years on the point That was a long Well that the establishment is that me and rags dragged that stream out and I really feel like all we were doing Is establishing a thing and then having to deal with all possible weird defenses for it and again Shad isn't at fault because that's what he was expected to do He felt that he was expected to do that and I did say at one point like maybe Maybe ease up on it because we don't want to spend all day and we ended up only getting through the first five episodes I feel like when you said a dream sequence if you're calling into question if you're in the actual reality at that point Then I don't there's no point even arguing at that point because You can't criticize any movie. Oh, yeah, and I don't want to misrepresent shad here I think his arguments were way better than maybe it's all a dream lull It's just the what i'm trying to say is that you can do this with everything Oh, yeah, I understand. Yeah Let's continue uh, this one next this next one says you burp like an a smaller I think everybody here has some good burps, you know, especially rags That's two meanings of ace that they could be Not even first super chat yet. Oh j u sweet summer child. Yeah, that's true Uh look for l m b 8 5 6 in twitter. I'm curious. Which of you folks have one I don't unless I try also audience poll before next mando debate. Please part two Why would you say that poll on what? Whether or not it's good, I guess Because it's not That's funny. That's a hill. I'm happily willing to just be a desiccated corpse upon I'm like bad lawyer is not good I'm sorry. It's like you guys should be defending that position. It's like, but it's not I'm sorry You're gonna have to do better than what we got in that stream I'm learned better than that massives, uh newish fan and patron of you winds What's the best way I can send fan art I have for you slash of you That would be twitter slash discord slash I think I don't think I've missed a post on the subreddit so far. I do check that semi regularly and it's not too populated. So try there Um second best place is the discord because the mods usually post the fan art To the efap memes and I I tend to check that Twitter is tough because I get a lot of notifications and twitter is really terrible at filtering notifications But sometimes it catches through there Uh efap carries me through the work day listen all day long. Keep up. Keep it up. You all hello wags Oh, hello I'm really glad to hear it helps you get through your work day. Absolutely Can someone say they are an efap fan if they don't know how many times rags has said hello Hi rags Hello No efap fans someone someone I think they might yeah I don't know about an answer to that question. I'd have to defer to rags. I'm sorry I'm sure someone's no, I'm sure someone's got a stat on how many times rags has said hello Uh, they literally have an episode where mando hunts down a target without a puck or a fob Which one so episode one No episode two No episode three No episode four me definitely it's not about pucks or fobs. It's about defending a village Episode five. No episode six. That doesn't count because they know the location of the prisoner episode seven and eight Are about defending baby otas. So the right only in technicality that they don't need those things He just gets taken to exactly where the yeah like it is by someone else I don't consider it a significant difference to have a Motion tracker for the specific target versus the target is stuck in a room and we know the location of the room Like that that's there's a meaningless difference to me At least with how the the episode's run out It's not like the characters escape those rooms and start running away and mando has to actually use his time The only time we actually see him track fucking anybody Is he goes? Whoa the footprints have stopped. I wonder where this person could be Huh, she's not ahead of the footprints She's not to the left of the footprints even though we're in a corridor of sorts She's not to the right of footprints. How weird. Let me look up. Oh my god. She's above me. Ah Could you believe it? Can you believe she went the only place she could have gone if those tracks stopped where they did Unless we unless we assume there's some kind of super fucking human looking phased through dimensions or something Oh god in disney star wars it might fucking be Uh droids were the soviets just throw numbers at them I thought droids were the ones that were doing that Like they were the ones that had numbers The droids were yeah the droids Because they had so many like the clones could kill more droids and the droids could kill clones But there's so many of the droids because they're just metal like they just need to be constructed by a factory Yeah, yeah Yeah, I guess they said droids were the soviets were the soviets the people with the most numbers Uh, yeah, they had more numbers than more than americans. They had more losses than anyone in world war two. Oh, okay Uh molla, you need to watch the clone wars. You know, I might I might rewatch it with rags Just to get me through it. I need to watch it with somebody Yeah, I'll watch it with you just so it's star wars content It can give us a bit of backbone in terms of things we're talking about and It's just tough. Okay guys, you all you all recognize that it gets good quote-unquote in season three and four So you know that it's tough. All right Yeah, okay You're asking us to sit through two seasons of not good stuff to get to good stuff But you need to I thought it was like an anthology It's it's weirdly out of order from what I've heard That's what I've heard as well Uh, I imagine flubble the dupe as a very posh well-dressed version of the centaurs from fallout. Also, he has googly eyes Yeah, not about makes sense. I think yeah In the eu stormtroopers were often shown as highly competent after the fall of the empire stormtroopers were treated as a rare valuable resource If only if fucking godly holy shit, man Where's this show? Yeah, because that would make sense like you would think that yeah, they're trained. They're disciplined. This is all they know They should be get it fighting They're trained soldiers or veterans like that's the kind of skill that you would find valuable a lot of Places and circumstances. Yeah, well you're an idiot. Yeah, I know my stupid shut up making Why do I hate women in minorities in my star wars? You fucking race exist Yeah, I believe you hate ray Yeah, well, maybe if she was a man, I wouldn't hate her so much clearly In the show black man, would you hate him? In the show handsome siblings. They do a better force heal one of the main characters can heal others However, it's not instantaneous and the heal drains the main characters overall power I mean, I'm okay with shad's take on this that either you don't do it or you do it in such a way that only heals wounds It doesn't fucking heal people from death. That's like, holy shit. That changes everything Yeah, there were a Quadzillion droids by the end of the wall A quote. Wait. Is that actually the number? Yes a trillion. Yes That's a lot. Yes I don't a quadrillion. It's the one above a trillion. Yes, I don't believe that Why not why because that is an insane that is that's a thousand trillions Yeah, but we're talking about several planets with several factories that are even enormous Yeah, I don't believe it. I know I don't believe it Honestly, I could believe it if someone said there was a trillion droids versus a bit a bazillion billion billion trillion droids Like I need to know how many planets they control and how many factories are on each of these planets before I could say definitively You know like I I I don't believe quadrillion But why it's a huge galaxy Quadrillion is an insanely high number. That's a thousand trillions. Did you spell galaxy? How many stars are there in the galaxy? I'm just looking at that It's quite big if I remember correctly Most galaxies are pretty big For a moment there I put superchats on screen now people know that there's a bazillion to get through We're getting there. I swear Were there quadrillion superchats? There are a trillion trillion. That's how many there are That would be Hang on. Let me figure this out I suppose my contention would be the I'm assuming rags. It's reached the number that it expands beyond Galaxy level to you. Is that is that the issue? Well, yeah, like the the idea that you could have a trillion in any army is like already. I'm like, whoa I don't even know if I believe that but you're saying a thousand trillions I don't I I don't believe it. I do it might be an issue for me of just not understanding how significant that number is I just assume that because it's we're talking We're talking potential hundreds of planets all with like Maybe a thousand factories producing a bazillion fucking droids I don't know. I just feel like maybe that's a thing. I don't believe quadrillion at all I in if it says that's really the case then I just I still can't believe it What about like if if a droid can count as something as small as like a drone as well I don't even think I'd believe that. No. In fact, I still wouldn't believe that What do you think Jay are you unconvinced to? I don't really care that much Well, then I suppose what that means is that we continue because I don't really all on either side either. I'd need to be I don't feel like I have enough context So if I said to you for do you believe that well, this is an interesting super chat next up says Stormtroopers have always been a joke Empire sugs big dangus prequels did enemy faction far better whoever said the hail fire droid was dumb Needs to be shot No, that's me and that is dumb Um, the empire wasn't always a joke We actually went over this in the Mandalorian stream because shad said they were dumb in the ot And then we had to reaffirm that the only reason well So this is the thing right while filming a new hope if they said to the stormtroopers Lol, you're gonna miss every single shot against luke and lair because they're the main characters and you can't kill them That is explained either way by the fact that they wanted luke and lair to escape Uh in the wider context Like we don't know definitively if that's the reason they missed But it explains it regardless because they needed to escape in order to tell the empire where the rebel base was In order to create the ticking clock in the end of the movie. It all makes a really good amount of sense Even if while they were filming they were like, yeah, the stormtroopers just casually miss lull That's how it works. However, you can't make that That you can't make that excuse in bespin or in return of the jedi where they get beaten by teddy bears You can't do it. You're just like, uh, I don't know. The teddy bears are just really powerful Someone said rags world view is rather shallow which I think is fucking hilarious But someone else said if you have a hundred worlds with a thousand factories each that can Make 10,000 droids a day. That's a trillion droids a day But you would still have to do that for three years Uh, I just uh, I was just looking into this. There is no exact answer on how many planets there are in the Star Wars galaxy. I can only go off what? It's nine What's in our world and a milky the milky way has anywhere from 100 billion to 400 billion planets Uh, so if that's anywhere near the size of what is in the star wars universe, I think that is possible Also, I I'd need to get I need to get how many of these plans are actually Purdue like how many It takes place over several years, right the clone wars. It's not like yeah So and also I will say that if I stood it down it goes down to 8.8 billion planets in our galaxy are inhabitable So if we wouldn't you need to be in habit with the droids, right? Yeah, I know But even if I half that I would still go like that's still possible with that may planets I mean it's Yeah, it's logically possible It doesn't break any laws of physics or logic in order to create that amount of droids It's just how many factories are pumping out these droids So that for a long enough time I would presume quadrillion don't believe it I would presume that every like the senate all those planets are at least capable Or most of them are capable of making droids in some way But they're on the other side Whoa, whoa, whoa, someone said the phantom menace and attack of the clones take place one day after another that was from glib What do you mean? What we all we all know that can't be true because of anakin That can't be true because anakin they literally say in the opening. Oh, it's been 10 years Does he mean does he mean attack the clones and uh Revenge of the Sith in which case that still can't be true because no because anakin's two years older And grievous from the last jedi grievous is suddenly a thing like that couldn't have happened over one day Just how long was the clone wars? Uh, we're from 22 bbya until 19. So they were about three years three years. All right Uh, so it wasn't like a long war especially when you talk about a galactic scale war Wait, that's that's wrong though. That was a joke. How the fuck you supposed to detect that was a joke It was such a it was just a standard That's fully wrong rex. That's wrong. It doesn't it takes more than three years begins No, wait never mind. I'm wrong. Shut up. Well. He said three years as well. Was that a joke or was that real? No, that's real. I I look I look no not even you that was in chat But it's hard to know you guys realize what text is right? It doesn't Decry fucking emotion Slash s guys slash. Yeah slash s use that. It's really useful Or kappa kappa's one of the best ways like oh, it's a joke now. They say it But I want to reference the original comment. It simply says TPM and attack of the clones take place one day after another. There's nothing else to it. It's like I guess that it's a really dumb that anyone would assume that it does but that was our entire argument, so Anyway, look the point the point is That uh, the clones were a response to the droids the droids could have been crafted from anywhere as early as tpm Which was 10 years. I believe before attack of the clones, right? that's when Uh palpatine may theoretically have began production So if anyone was to say that there are Whatever million of them I could I I could I could be stretched into believing it and I can't you are going to have to Really convince me of that quadrillion droids or maybe I could be stretched. I think I could I I I think it's Maybe possible, but we're starting to get into like crazy ridiculous 40k style scale that basically is just incomprehensible Okay Well, and the other thing I want to highlight was uh a glib said the lao was shot in uh return of the jedi And that is alongside the fact that r2d2 is shot by a uh storm trooper So people do get shot in that movie and I appreciate that it's just that the main bulk Of storm troopers are defeated by teddy bears and it's unforgivable There's no it's not it's not a surprise that people cite that a lot because it's just like oof oof Um the next one says I will mop these floors or your life then Yeah, it makes sense Uh inaccurate storm troopers began in a new hope they missed the heroes on the death star all of the time But hey, the ot is amazing and I love it mando. Wait, so let's stop there. Like I said The I actually do think that this is not necessarily 100 intended That the excuse that they're not trying to hurt the heroes as they escape is an explanation Unfortunately for us it is an explanation. That's how the narrative goes. They want them to escape So the uh han lair and luke can reveal to the empire where the rebel base is That's true. You can't actually deal with that. It's very blatant in the film. So you Any attitudes or misguidance by the storm troopers in that movie is explained by that All we need to assume is that vader told them not to kill anyone which is perfectly reasonable Considering tarkin says this is i'm taking an awful risk vader. This had better work Like you can't get out of that So the argument that they suck in a new hope doesn't work and besides they don't suck in a new hope They annihilate the rebels in the opening. There's no argument that oh, they're so shit the opening They get wrecked by people. It's like no, they don't they fucking shoot the shit out of out of the rebels I'm sorry. Um, they also shoot the shit out of people in hoth They just don't in bespin and I assume that's because they needed the heroes to escape in that scene Uh, they go on to say f him and f his show because I cared about flaws like that now for some reason I think they're trying to highlight that we're hypocritical that we care about the flaws in mandalorian But we don't in the ot when I don't know how many times we have to highlight this But rags and I do not consider Retina the jedi or the ot to be flawless. That's not a thing I mean you have to highlight a specific criticism that we would have to find justifiable, but we would disagree with anyway And let's just pretend for a second that vader and tarkin didn't want han solo and lair to escape And that this is this moment where they go It's really bad that they escaped vader and he goes. Yes. It's really bad But luckily for me I've put a tracker on them so we can chase them. Oh you did that's so lucky because we tried to stop them from escaping Didn't we and vader goes? Yes, we did But luckily we can chase them and tarkin's like wow, that's so good that we can do that If that was the scene then yeah, we'd be talking about how shit the stormtroopers are in a new hope But that's not the scene Yeah, it's not it's not it. I'm sorry Are you sorry though? No Who would win in a fight caveman or astronauts? What? Oh, that's such a good question That question comes from the best episode of the buffy verse A hole in the world. It's so fucking good. It's a theme question It's asked at the beginning of the episode and it's representative of something that happens to a character It's really fucking awesome And the first question that the logical smart character has in response to this question is to the astronauts have weapons Yeah And uh the first response. Yeah, but astronauts has nothing to do with fighting Yeah, the response to that question is no The answer from the episode is the up base traits the caveman wins Yeah, they're probably really To agree there might be stronger. They might I don't know. I I don't It depends on the environment as well because I imagine a Trick or like out resource or out maneuver I don't know like I like cavemen Like they weren't all super strong buff guys. They all died at 30 because of their teeth Right when we say caveman versus astronaut, we all assume big buff overly compensated brow with low intelligence and a club versus Guy in a suit who's relatively well built and intelligent That's like you can tell that's the spirit of the question Intelligence versus brute force. That's like kind of where it's getting at Locked in a room and you know that brute force wins because what can the intelligent guy do Unless he knows like fucking some kind of martial art. That's like the only way he wins But I would bet that a an astronaut is more physically fit than a than a caveman is I'd be willing to agree with that if I knew definitively what physically fit meant Like it depends. It depends if they're just going up or just coming down because they go through a lot of physical training As they go, I mean a lot of they have to work out every day while they're up there Yeah, but like that's to prevent muscle atrophy. That's yeah, they're still they're still working out Yeah, but like besides they're already like They're really also decaying most of the time and you work out just They probably work out a bunch I like you can see especially because they're they're healthy while they go up there and they're probably not fighting the caveman in space They probably win then um This is the problem the the episode deals with this It's a there's a lot of additional questions that don't necessarily vaguely answered. It's just thematically. There's a there's a point being made It's it's wonderful. Um Anyway, fun fact finn's original arc was actually to help captain marvel in the 1940s comics His id would have been sb 2187 I think that references steamboat Molo, what's better in your opinion republic imperial or first order star destroyers? What's your subjective opinion also? Hello wags you small fluff Loof even Republic imperial or first order star destroyers Imperial every time imperial everything. I don't give a fuck I don't know the Wait, let's see. So the Are we counting the clone ones? Um Yeah, that would be the republic the problem is I think the republicans are cool It's not that they're not cool. It's just that the the fucking empire The the empire had this simplicity to it though. It was just just man I accept the return of the jedi shit, but The republic the the empire was competent. That's all I want the republic were pretty competent I'm not even going to take that away from them The republic were really competent. I just miss. I don't I really like all of them. They're really cool design Loaded into at the end of attack of the clones I like the ones that they have in revenge of the sith and I like the ot ones and the Neutrilogy ones are just like the ot ones. So who cares someone said I've attached myself to the brands of Futurama and Buffy doesn't mean they're not flawed both of them are significantly flawed How often do you say that the first season shit of Buffy? It's not enough apparently. You said it's me tonight You literally said that to me tonight Yeah Y'all not pay attention No, I say that it's great. Fuck you. Anyway What if fins loves discrimination of asians then what? What that's the kind of defenses I was imagining though this like what if mad laurian hates babies? But loves not babies. I don't know. You just use event stuff to try and make more sense of a thing Like the whole reason we accept the fact that he turns his back on the guild is his history We all assume it. He never says it, but it's enough to assume I think that's reasonable And that's kind of what we do here. It's like what is reasonable versus what is not? I'm reasonable I'm glad we're in agreement Nobody agreed with that Yeah, no silence is agreement You see no one disagreed It's true A jedi can kill in defense if first provoked I mean, yeah, but like You wonder how far that rule constructs like Rags is like I'm gonna go and murder a bunch of babies and I'm sitting in the room with them And I'm like well they could grow up to be murderers who could murder me And then I could be like rags don't kill those babies That's rude and I pull out my lightsaber and then rags is like, hey, that's not the jedi way You have to wait until I'm about to slash the youngling That's when you can defend them and I'm like oh Okay, surely the jedi way would be to just be like First be like no, don't do that and then try to stop them non-lethally and then I don't think it says I don't know. It's just don't seem like the ideal non-lethal You know, yeah, I don't think it says anywhere that jedi Can't stop Like peace being well, that's the thing yoda says A jedi is always in defense never attack a lot of people in the fucking even Mike from red light media was like Therefore it's dumb that yoda has a lightsaber and he's running around attacking people and it's like But can you name a reference where yoda does it specifically to attack someone or not in defense of something? Like a person or a collective You can't because the prequels are full of him defending either people or collectives Like that's part of the point and I feel like people are like see that's what makes tlj make be good Because she says you shouldn't attack what you hate you should say what you love Which is just like what yoda says and it's like oh my god kill me Just kill me I think people tend to take some things a bit too literally in what they're saying and maybe not I doubt yoda was training luke to walk up to yoda to vader and say hey Be nice Be nice. Okay, and then vader goes. Okay. Sorry. I was done Like listen buster you've taken this way too far You've you've been a naughty. All right. I put it in the book. You've been a naughty freaking frick. You need to learn We need to talk about your murdering of young wins. Okay. It was a bad time. I think you might have a problem A couple people mentioned me making a buffy video. It'll happen eventually. Okay, eventually. Oh, well Eventually. Yeah. Yeah. I want to make a buffy video, but just I'm busy right now with other things, but yes Uh Goblin cleric is perfect for jay. He's a kickable size. Japan had sued for peace before nukes were dropped The only condition being that they get to keep their emperor also high rags Hello I don't understand what just happened. So I'm a goblin cleric. You're a goblin cleric confirmed by this person. All right, and I guess they were trying to say that Nuking japan wasn't necessarily justified because they were trying to sue for peace in exchange for keeping the emperor This was something that happened. There was very strong evidence that if Japan would surrender as long as it could keep its emperor on the throne But that didn't really sit well with like america Like that man was responsible for bombings and stuff It's not really started an offensive war against the united states. Yeah, they were like, uh No emperors. They're gay. We watched all Yeah, oh my god What was it the bull queer? something The the apex bull queer let's just go with that bull queer. That's what it is. I don't even know what a bull queer is What is yeah, what is a bull queer? You don't know I don't Like I know a bull is the name for like the guy the dominant queer you fucking idiots But there's like bears and twinks. Oh, it's me Yes Made it to efap 70 now you should download rage shadow rad shad leggings Play free today. Also fate grand order is the only fine game with a story worth following even if it's convoluted sometimes because magic tisms Oh, well, there you go magic tisms. I love magic tisms magic tisms. How can you guys not comment on that? That's so incredible rad shad lag I meant like with an essay like 10,000 trillion trillion words That's how long it was What is a shadow legend? You know like a normal legend No, it's like that bit darker. Oh my god 41 15 roses line made me say this is this bitch had better be Dead at it out loud in the theater. Oh like As long as she's dead it justifies her doing what she did because even then I'd be like she needs to suffer more than that She just killed everybody Death isn't good enough Uh Jay's taste for mayo with your special taste buds. I think he's referring to the testicle taste Have you have yeah, have you ever dipped your testicles in mayo? Yeah I like how you said I like how you said that like mayo That it's tell us about your mayo dip and uh, it was pretty good What do you mean? I just mean it was pretty good, man Compared to like do we have a baseline for? Yeah, um like compared to not having my balls dipped in mayo it was Would you rather have your balls always in mayo or never in mayo? Uh always in mayo Really? My friend that's probably gonna be impractical for like I said, okay, and let's let's take away like the sliminess and all that and just say the the sensation I'm gonna be all right. I've never put my balls in mayonnaise. I'm gonna do it now Look at me. I'm Jay. I lie about stuff. That's you like, okay. Well Yes, but I mean go for it. I mean don't let your memes be dreams. I guess I would never do that. He does Shut up Don't tell me not to tell him that Jay declines it to the aether when the aether says no you do People think it don't be like that, but it do Oh it do um Ever try a testy's taste test? No, no, I can't say it. I have Will you be reviewing the clone wars or the 2003 clone wars micro series? Uh, I guess i'll Wikipedia what we're supposed to do and then do that Uh, the clone wars is the is the one of them is the 3d anime one one I guess chronologically whatever we're supposed to do we'll do that But the thing is mean rags have got a lot of stuff to watch so don't hold your breath. Okay We've got we've got to watch little women. All right, that's on our list It's a look at little women Yeah, not even just women, but the small ones like the ones that are smaller than other women Well, those are the best ones Justify that statement No Liar Have you guys ever watched evil dead if not watch that? Yes Yeah In fact the the guy who made like a poster for army of darkness came into one of our illustration talks and his poster was fucking epic Um, that's all I remember of army of darkness beyond the movie Hey All right, moving on modern remake needs marty and doc to be women. No No, no, no, no, it's not enough that they're women They need so doc and marty both fall in love with two different girls that both replace them in the narrative of the new film that comes out Yeah, they're not women. They get replaced by doc's wife is really science handy while doc is like losing his mind and also kind of hate science And she ends up saving the day and then marty is like, oh my god We're in the future now boo and then his girlfriend is like Marty you need to appreciate that adventures on their own are valuable Rather than what they may mean for you in the present Because the journey matters more than the destination or some fucking bullshit and marty's like, oh my god, you're right and then that's the movie I'm so sad. We went on adventures together. I wish they never yes 42 15 a s somebody who stood shoulder to shoulder with people from a completely different country with at auto guns Ready to die without them and without them flinching When we were told we were outnumbered 94 to 1 to defend those behind us. I wanted to stab rj in the Bill bong bill bang What the fuck is happening right now? Well, I mean see this is the thing you might be like, oh i'm always looking at the description of a super chat But my powers go as far as being able to paste super chats to you You can read them and be like, oh he wasn't lying. That's exactly what it says I'm sorry that I don't a hundred percent understand exactly what super chat was trying to say. Do you guys have a better translation? Man this is like written in a different language as someone has somebody who stood shoulder to shoulder with people from a completely different country with Auto guns ready to die with them and without flinching when we were told we were outnumbered 94 to 1 To defend those behind us. I went to stab ryan johnson in the ball bag Oh, that makes more that makes more sense than what I said Yeah, yeah, you have to you got you got to know leap leap speak. I guess. Yeah, I agree right ryan johnson portrayed War really fucking stupidly. I agree Uh uga booga and that that was a quote from ugeus boogieus from 542 bj Don't kill me james All right Yes boogieus Use of a lot of it if I have an in-depth question for mauler about the robot theory of film criticism What's a good way to get it answered besides fifth 16 plus super chess? You might be out of luck because The robot was really simple the whole point was me going okay So holdo said something that doesn't make sense with your character And just right's response would be something along the lines of you're only saying that because you have a bias That's not a flaw because you have a human bias like you can't even highlight contradictions because you have a human bias and so in my head i'm thinking What if we program a robot to only detect contradictions as in fact one Contradicts with fact two like the two of them cannot coexist Because that's what we're supposed to be doing is people when we discover contradictions But if a robot did it you can't even claim that it's got a subjective bias because it was only programmed to detect contradictions But the response is like the robot cannot exist. It's like but The whole point Was that it's just that they didn't need to exist like we were doing it already We can detect contradictions on our own, but the fact that they come from a person Ipso facto means that it's got a bias even though we know that that's not necessarily true because we can just look at something That's being wrong and right at the same time x is y x is x. It's like those two cannot coexist um And we're not even talking about what is a flaw what is not we're just literally talking about what is a contradiction And uh, he was upset by the idea that I could highlight one of them as a human and I was like What if a robot did it and then he was like that robot couldn't exist It's not a complicated thing the robot But a lot of people take issue with it when it's the only point i'm trying to make is that If I say it it means i'm a human and that I must have a bias While if a robot says it you can't then say you've got a subjective bias because the robot's like wait But I was only built to detect contradictions. I don't understand what you mean by bias Can I uh No, sir Like boots a devil that could with that could the robot have a like bias due to programming If it's only meant to detect ones and zeros simultaneously being ones and ones then no This is kind of my point the robot doesn't even need to exist We can do it on our own But for some reason the fact that it comes from a human means that it can't be done We know what a contradiction is. We're all very reasonable But just right's argument seemed to be that the fact that it was coming from me Or a person in general means it has to be biased because all humans are biased Which is a very limited version of what humans can do with their minds. That's my point Just right. It's wrong. He's not very good at his job. I'd say he's like 60 percent wrong Like his videos some of them are pretty good, but some of them are like oof. Oof. Eech. Ech. Oof. Ouch That sort of thing. You should find a venue to make more jokes about him. Oof I should find a way maybe april fool's day will offer me an opportunity to make more jokes about him in some way Should perform. I don't know who knows we'll find out. I was gonna say that in a while Uh, where can I watch you play ds2 mohler? I'm afraid all of them are lost to time But perhaps one day I shall stream it as a celebration of some kind of milestone because that game is hilarious In terms of how stupid it is Of any of you guys played ds2 No, I have not I've seen parts of your video and I don't want to No, I've seen Porcus play it and I hit my head against the table Watching him play it. There you go I've done ds3 mohler make an episode of toothpaste where efap eats batman. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? What Okay, rags. What do I do? Say say that again I'm not gonna say it again. Instead. I'm gonna paste it j read it and rags respond to it. Okay All right Moala make an episode of toothpaste where efap eats batman Again rags icon has never been more suitable Yeah, this one's for you mohler They're after talking to you. They didn't even bring us off. Don't drag us into this All right, I agree I will make an episode of toothpaste where efap eats batman. Just give it time. It could be a decade Or a century from now one one way or another is gonna happen Can I suggest 100 orange juice for next efap gaming? It's higher rng and lower frustration mario party and super cheap for everyone to buy What is what's the name 100 orange juice. I've not heard of this Let me take a look I will paste to make sure you got the correct name But yeah, I will look into it because I like any alternatives to mario party being on pc 100 orange juice. It seems to be It's like a it's like a weed game This came out in 2013 Oh Is it could could it be described as a mario party clone anyway? Uh, maybe Rags your icon looks like you're not entirely sure if that was a fault Are you just agreeing with my subjective opinion? No, I hope she doesn't know what you said. Oh I said rags your icon looks like you're not sure if that was a fart If what was a fart if the fart was a fart Or if it was a big poopy poop He's saying rags that you did a thing and your your character is currently deciding whether or not that was a fart Or something else. I think if I did the thing I would know Yeah, but like your character like that's that's just the maybe your Maybe maybe rags your character is acting in a play and that's the role they have to fulfill I'm not acting though. I'm I'm all serious business everything that I say is Well, maybe that's the same face that someone else would pull if they did that but you're pulling it for a different reason Maybe He's calling out rags. Come on looks like a not is What never mind Jesus j could I continue now? In three seconds, so this one says are these guys supposed to be alfred? I think that's referencing the last time we covered a video on you have Mola the reason why I want to buy you a ticket is because you're cool and you'll have a blast man I've seen guns and roses twice. Also. I live in the u.s. Mall I mean, I am good. I think you should go and see whatever the whatever concerts you want in your own honor I will believe me if I want to go and see a concert. I will sort it out myself 100 but I appreciate the notion Very much. Thank you If hyperspace is extra Extra dimensional the question becomes how far ahead of the ship the entry is supposed to be And within that distance collision negative one slash uh, sorry negative one slash dash collisions could still happen If it's not extra dimensional Then that'll be a hell of an explosion from direct collisions with anything in the back Can we just agree that hyperspace is fucked as of the sequel trilogy? Can we just yeah, can we just do that? Why are you trying something for that? Sorry Me j repeat The the person said it right. I don't I get why you like why you did a simple version of it We'll develop and explain go Well as in if um, I forgot what it was If hyperspace is extra dimensional the question becomes how far ahead of the ship the entry is supposed to be and within that distance collision one negative dash One slash dash collisions could still happen If it's not extra dimensional then that'll be one hell of an explosion for direct religions Yeah, I guess I understand what they mean the the idea is that And this is what I would have gone with by the way The to go into hyperspace is to open Your like like a thing in front of your ship that your ship enters That takes you outside of the universe into like some other plane And it puts like through the through the thing that we see them traveling through right and then when they come out on the other end They come out into back into the universe Because otherwise we're looking at super fat like a rail gun And how do you not weaponize that that is the problems you have to make it the other thing That there's a that there's a distance. There's like an infinitesimally small point Accelerating and entering the other plane. Which is silly, but Makes more sense than any than than any other explanation for it That's kind of piling but you work But if you were hold out and you were like if I do this there is a one Out of one million chance I can fuck them all up versus I simply drive in the way of all of their shots against the transports, which is a guarantee in terms of a limited shield for them Why in the world would hold out choose the the former? Because she's stupid Because she's a traitor. She's a fucking traitor. It makes sense. It makes sense. Look she is super fucking stupid But she's an admiral they made Rosa general My god, it all makes sense. Do you know how low the bar is for moving up in this organization? I mean The bar would be pretty low because I had nobody left at the end of Did all of those people just if it should have been their admiral he joined yesterday He never actually joined that was the fucking thing that bothered me so much about the movie It's like you traitor and I just want Finn to be like i'm not even in your fucking group You you kidnapped like I got hurt trying to save one of you guys. I woke up here I want to leave and you're like you're a traitor for not joining our cause like I don't even know what your cause is I don't know these people are you guys. You don't have like uniforms And rose has been collecting people She's been putting them in the brig like who the fuck told her to do this like rose Little little tiny girl. I need you to take this weapon And buzz anybody who tries to get into escape vehicles instead of just disabling escape vehicles because that would be the obvious choice It's like no, no, no We're gonna let them be enabled and you Have to keep an eye on all of them and anyone who enters any of them Electrocute them and take them into the brig She's like I will take care of this job 100% well, she does she goes into a ship with finn and leaves She goes into hyperspace for all they know. She's just fucking rad off So so so stupid. It's really good. Yeah It's not like there was 400 people on the radis and that you could have cycled them out on those transports One but like 50 at a time. Nah, you couldn't have done that across the movie. That was impossible 43 15 at rags my snapper train to chat chest Comment was poking fun at chat for defending mandos nonsense sniper logic. Y'all are good Yeah, yeah All right, I figured that was what you were trying to say watch batman mysteries of batwoman All right, fair enough Can't exactly remember when but you guys recently said you'd watch uncut gems if you've seen it. Did you like it? I found it pretty good myself So that is the next film on rags and an eyes fucking roster. We're getting there It's just the next opportunity we have to go. Hey rags want to movie and he says yes That's when we're gonna do it, but that'll be the the time. Yeah, we can do it tomorrow. There you go Okay 44 slash 15 at mohler lord momin was a sith artist who lived 1,000 years ago He possessed an imperial lt So he could build vaders castle All right I don't know what that means exactly, but yeah, if you have that person of shadow Sitch er or literature devil stream Oh, yeah, a couple people have been asking if we should do the the PSA Sitch er and literature devil stream as in all of the people who have like black faces as their icons I was thinking that'd be a pretty cool idea. I'm okay with that. I don't know what number we should do that for though What do you think rags? What's what's a racist number? How many races um a racist number uh, I don't know three fifths 355 we can't do any of them. Um three fifths. We don't have that. That's not coming up Like what do we do? We have to fit three three Double that is 70. We've just passed that so that can't work Three 30 30 70 no Here let me gimme good 135 might work we could we can and can All right, we've got 88 Um There's a Wikipedia entry for the number 88. It says 88 is the natural number following 87 and preceding 89 Someone in chat. Jose Alejandro said 1352 you want us to organize a stream that's not going to be for like 10 years Yeah, hey you guys will still be around right mark your cow. It'll be more than 20 years by the logic. We're going about but all right We'll have to figure out something. I like the idea of having all of the creepy spooky dudes on at once. That'll be fun Uh, would would it not fit neatly into black history month? Yeah, yeah potentially Lastly have sitch's friend adam on sometime. He's a fan of you guys also high rags Hello. Hello, we're not against that. We we will hopefully sort that actually funnily enough, right? So I was I was in dms with uh armor skeptic And he said that he he was almost going to come on the joker one that we did recently with ralph And he said he couldn't make it because he was uh, he was doing stuff with his own Armor skeptic video and I was like, yeah, that's that's totally fine And I said to him that let me know like what your free time will be and For a good week plus. He didn't let me know and I was like, okay. Hello anything And nothing and then he put out a tweet about like how he's alone for the night And he has no idea what to do with himself and I was like, oh that sounds like a good tweet to be like Hey, maybe check your dms because I'm gonna set something up and I did and then he responded with a heart And nothing else So like I don't know what am I supposed to do with that rags? Tell me No, that's the You should harness the power of love Ask if he's ever tasted anything with his balls I I was just like, I don't think I can actually ask him anything anymore without looking like a fucking crazy person You know, like if I was to send him a tweet being like, hey, dude, come on to efap Now I'll look like a crazy groupie and I was like, well That's it then Like if if you don't want to read your dms, I was like, well I mean, yeah, what what can we do? I mean at what point Are you just gonna ignore us? So I like if there's not been necessarily a public message of this But if he wants to come on efap, let me know. I've sent him a bunch of messages in dms That he used to respond to but doesn't anymore. So it's just like, all right I don't know what else to do Comparatively Elvis the alien has shown lots of interest He's still responding to me on dms. He's just trying to set up the right date Which once it eventually happens will confirm that he was interested the entire time He just couldn't figure out the right date Um And other this this is what I mean by the way anybody who's like sitting there thinking why is it the efap? Seemed to have the same guests all the time like this j loser and this Fringy idiot and this dash bullshit asshole. I think I think you mean freakman's soid Yes, freakman's soid and I'd like to tell you that the really the reveal to this is a lot of the new guests We get are extremely unreliable and that for a good two weeks They'll be like I will absolutely show up and then on the night I will be like wow, they haven't been here for a whole hour. We have to go live Hey, j. Are you able to fill a slot and you're like, yes And then people are like wow j you tid up late It's like no Um It's difficult. This is what I this is I just want to let people know that that it's it's a frustrating Because you end up looking like a crazy person trying to get guests when you're just like, hey, could you just respond to a ping? And I I don't know that that is that is my small rant Uh, but we will always have new guests. It's just that some are harder to get than others You see j is desperate Jay is so desperate that he'll come on to every single e-fap including minis where we're drunk and talking about mandalorian And he hasn't even seen it Jay you need to get like a Like a pet fish or something. Yeah pet fish Yeah, I had I had one with it died because I ate it tried to taste it with my balls Oh, no It ate your balls and you slapped it ate your balls. It ate my balls All right Uh palpatine dies after resurrecting me ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. What do you mean? He resurrected himself once That's more of a he could save others from death But also himself but not multiple times And himself that one time How ironic he could save himself once but not several times That's not a very interesting story actually, that's just weird Should he not be in rave by now because the new That's rape. Stop it. That's rape That's rave. That's rave I'm ray ray who I want to know a number for the amount of times people have made the rage shadow legends joke Like it's on every fucking video about riser skywalker It's just like is we in the thousands hundreds of thousands or just millions at this point. I'm very curious Great shadow legends must be pretty chuffed about that But we had someone say like you should stop making fun of them because that's their plan to be talked about I don't think that's how that works. You know the logic of there's no such thing as bad press I also don't agree with that logic either Yeah, bullshit like I I don't believe that I don't know when what's a good example Epstein when I don't think jimmy savill had bad press That's that's that's the thing is and then they might be like no not extreme circumstances and it's like no not a lot of circumstances Rage shadow legends is a joke Like nobody references that fucking game in a positive light other than ads the rest of it is just a joke And if there's anyone out there who goes, you know what? Rags and maul are making fun of this game. I should download it and love it. It's like, uh Maybe yeah, okay. There's probably one guy out there who does that but imagine the only people who don't do that Also, I need to use the loo. I'll be right back I sent him a meme by the way. Someone sent me a meme. I thought it was funny. I disagree I like this meme why It's funny. It references the thing that happened in the show prove it Uh, no You're just trying to you try and trick me to prove things. I knew it. You were a liar the whole time I was uh palpating the whole time The arc reactor should melt a hole in tony's chest if you start disregarding fictional abilities everything falls apart The important part is to establish the rules and then stick to them But doesn't that fall apart in your own analysis? They establish that the arc reactor doesn't melt his chest that it's a powerful the whole point of the arc reactor It correct me if i'm wrong Is that it's an extremely powerful energy source for a small amount of space. That is the arc reactor Look like that with that with that doesn't justify that doesn't That doesn't what? That it doesn't generate heat Uh, yeah, but it also doesn't necessarily state that it does generate enough heat to melt a hole in his body Like we don't we don't know what its heat generation is Three three heat However, we do know that it generates energy in a high kind of potency that it can uh sustain A suit to operate in a way that can support you rather than be a detriment to you And uh, I think expanding that to him getting hit by a tank shell and surviving with ease is is uh nonsense And someone said look up the asylum movies. I I know those guys they make a lot of horror movies that are really poop They they are the poop That's what star that's what battle star was Whoa Yes, the suit can't reflect everything But it can absorb most things without internal dampening then he would die from cap's punches His head would be smashed inside his helmet padding won't be enough So if i'm wearing a helmet like a biker helmet and rags punches me in the face It's gonna hurt him and it might do something to me mostly nothing though Like i'm mostly gonna be like whoa, what the fuck and rags can be like ow Fuck my my my knuckles. Ow that hurt nipples and you expand that to rags as a super soldier And I have a arc reactor metal helmet Same shit basically at least that's what I think is reasonable to understand However, when you go, okay, i'm all fine, but you're hit by a tank shell A mile half a mile above in the air and you fucking Plank yourself all the way down to the bottom I'd be like, yeah, I don't know that that would do nothing to me. I think that's a little bit of a stretch um And of course all of these movies would be cooler if they were more Grounded in terms of how the rules exactly work But sometimes you want to record a scene that's pretty neat And then you go, hey Guy who's recording scene. Do you know that we did this thing earlier? Which means you can't do with this now and then they go What do you think of that argument jay? I you forgot the words See young jake skywalker starring cgi jake loyden kanobi plus 30 year old jake training baby yoda in new jedi academy Kylo murders mandalorian season two six ninety nine a month to watch your childhood die We'll see We'll see We don't know yet Hey rags yo uh so Well, I I created an analogy and you weren't here even though you were included in the analogy and I feel bad now So I'm gonna tell you about it. All right. Well, yeah Uh, so so what do you have to say in response to this? Yes, the iron man suit can reflect everything But it can't reflect everything sorry, but it can absorb most things without inertial dampening He would die from captain america's punches His head would be smashed inside the helmet padding won't be enough But But normal people don't die from what isn't padding is inertial is Padding is inertial dampening. So my response was If you crank it up. So so let's go for a basic one, right? I'm riding my my motorcycle I pocket in rags's house and I'm like, hey rags. I throw up the visor and I'm like, hey rags How you doing and then rags comes out of the house like oh, I'm mad at you and I go, whoa rags What's wrong and you go you uh, you poured P in my dog bowl and I'm like, oh my god. I didn't mean to that was an accident I was drunk and I put the visor down and you punch me in the face while I still wear the motorcycle helmet Versus not Don't you think that's gonna fucking wreck your your bare fists probably more than it'll wreck my head Yeah, that'll that'll hurt me a whole bunch and so if you expand that adding on the inside and I have nothing from If you expand that into you're a super soldier versus me who has an arc reactor powered steel plus helmet You're still probably going to feel that while I will probably not Get knocked out correct I'd say so. I I'd say my assumption. Yeah being able to punch iron man's helmet so hard. He gets knocked out with my fist Oh, even if you're a super soldier, that's probably gonna be pretty tough Yeah, that's gonna be a rough one Um, what I meant was Tony flying would lead to him blacking out as the acceleration is pushed to The blood toward his feet Iron man could not exist without the suit ignoring g-forces. That could be another flaw I'd have to look into exactly what that would entail and how it could be counted But that could be a flaw as well Yeah, because clearly the world of iron man responds to g-force like there's a lot of Different things that would have to acknowledge that being a factor in the same way that gravity is a thing Do you remember when um, we were talking about mando falling off the sand crawler? I remember there was some people in chat saying how do you know gravity works the same way on that planet that it does on earth Fuck off. No, I know you say fuck off But imagine there was a scene before that where baby Yoda was playing with some stones and they weren't falling as fast as they Do on earth and yeah, they have to show that exactly it's possible, but they don't show it therefore We can't acknowledge it, but that would actually help if they did that it would make us go Oh, that would mean that he wouldn't hit take such a big fall from the fall. You know that that sort of thing I fucking wish sci-fi would ignore gravity Like other planets just by doing stuff like making lighter and heavier props and stuff And there are ways that you can make axes appear lighter as well by like putting them on harnesses as they act but then obviously Cutting out the harnesses in post be cool Um, how do you know trump won't sell alaska to rusher? Rags what is your response? uh There would have to be like a reason for it in a damn good one Yeah, was there establishment for this in season one or is this a season three thing? and plus like Alaska is really rich in resources and I don't know why we would give land to rusher for money Also, wouldn't it take an act of congress to do that? I'm pretty sure I can't do that I think it's a meme super channel I want to see that timeline Okay rags i'm gonna read this out and just know this is a soup show. Okay. This is not me Rags, please mola my fringy hole Oh, you didn't say that I didn't say that that's soup show. Okay I didn't say that that wasn't me I need you to know this right Uh, the hand pressing down the raptor tail in the kitchen scene in Jurassic park is actually the friendly neighborhood raptor molester howard Oh Howard yeah, all right the raptor molester that's a very specific Thing to be known for um Most people who are molesters just molest people Oh as far as far as we know As far as I guess I mean most people who are molesters don't molest extinct animals that haven't like hundreds of millions lies Um, how do you how do you find a velociraptor lies? So the next thing says Thoughts on sam ramy potentially directing doctor strange 2 I find that fascinating and I can't wait to see what he does Apparently none of the other three people here have an opinion on it No, no, I said I'm excited. Oh, there you go. I'm excited, but I think the ramy trilogy is over But it'll still probably be good. Oh Overrated, how do you think it's rated? I think it's rated as like a tan. I think it's like an eight Um, I would say the from my experience Number one from the public seems to be rated like a nine two is a ten and three is a seven And I think three is overrated as a seven because it's more like a fucking four that film is a garbage disaster And one Is a tad overrated because it's it's not aged very well, but two is very good Two is very strong. I don't think it's a ten though So you would agree that they're all overrated I guess I would but the thing is I would never claim they're overrated without qualification As opposed to just saying they're overrated lol I think yeah, so that I would qualify in the same way you would but yeah, you didn't though But I was being edgy Oh, so I want to clarify that there's like not many films. I would even consider rating a ten Uh, yeah, you don't want to devalue the number exactly Yeah, there aren't any there aren't any that spring to mind prestige No, maybe prestige. Yeah Lord of the Rings where It's not necessarily that it's rated ten out of ten. It's that it's so fucking high I don't know that it shouldn't just be the top of the scale if you know what I mean Yeah It sort of depends on how you would uh, generate a scale at that point hot fuzz Hot fuzz. Yeah, actually hot fuzz incredibly strong. I don't know What is even a flaw with hot fluff the fluzz? Fuzz Flaw I could see is where Danny is the one that takes him From the village Well, but that would be informed by the fact that Danny doesn't want him dead Like Danny would be the person to try and why would they let him take him from the village? I suppose They don't know So they're assuming that Danny's killed him because he stabs him in the part of his body that he's protected himself Yeah, but just dump the body where you yeah, I guess Danny was like, I'll dump the body because you mean something to me Watch hot fuzz everyone. Well, hot fuzz is very fucking good Yeah, it's about that's the only thing that I don't know Uh, a little bit anyway Okay, uh rumored reimagined kotor stories in the works you should check out kotor as before its stories get dignified in memory Also high rags Hello, I do want to check them out I just don't know where I can fit it in exactly because The gameplay is really bad. Yeah, like what I want. I guess is for them to be remade but The story to be unchanged, right? So all mechanics and the OS and and the application itself being all updated but The part that everyone clearly adores to be kept the same that would be my Request, I suppose You know, I didn't get far enough for it in it to say if the story was any good or not Oh, it's just what I know from people saying it's like the best Well, like it's made it make the the fucking tongue baths. I hear people giving the story To get over it real like real difficult mechanics where it's just like, hey, here's like a fucking entire Like area of bullet sponge enemies that a copy pasted that you have to kill I was like, no, I don't want to do that though. Mm-hmm I Cotor Completely different right. It's not even remotely the same. I'm fended by the fact that you think they are Is anyone in chat? I agree. I don't have it I was gonna say I'm I'm expecting chat to bite your penis off not even your head just your penis. Also. Spaceballs is boring Oof Hey, why do you do this? Why do you upset chat this way? Wait, what's chat? What's more controversial? Jay saying that spaceballs is boring or rags saying and this isn't even something the rags are said But it's what everyone assumes. He says Uh, taxi driver is bad What's what's more controversial taxi driver bad or spaceballs boring Um, probably taxi driver bad because I mean, I don't see taxi driver I don't know because spaceballs Is one of those sort of films I don't think anybody's like ever known it to be criticized. Like it's just one of those accepted like lol. That's a really good movie. It's funny Do you spaceballs it's sacred Spaceballs is base spaceballs is sacred spaceballs Someone just said spaceballs. We've got kick j j kick j kick j kick j explanation boy. Jay's seen spaceballs Spaceballs rules I think the chat has spoken spaceballs boring is the more controversial position than taxi driver bad Oh, no, I saw one person say taxi driver that means Taxi driver bad because boring is subjective. It's not even about subjective objective. It's just the the position that makes you most angriest I think we should do a straw poll for both positions. Is taxi driver bad make the straw poll and post it yourself because I'm I'm too drunk. I don't want to I can't oh well It's not worth the payoff for me. By the way guy hang on. I'm gonna use my power, right? um anyone who has halo mcc on pc go q um for So you can play Yeah, I go into a q on uh 4v4 Okay, guys boot up your mcc and play 4v4 because jay wants to play the game and nobody's playing it And there's I think the has to be the europe servers. So oh damn jay Someone said rags has at least watched the movie. He dislikes I've watched taxi Shall we give invasion another go that went well Jay needs to be like his mic cut out Oh Okay, made you say it meals laid jay knows also high rags. I don't know what to make of that Uh, didn't mando and the gunslinger track sniper lady through the desert because gunslinger breaks the fob That part makes no fucking sense He says the last I knew is she was heading through and then says like a vague area Fucking lucky for them. It turns out. She's still there even though. She's planning on leaving very soon No other comments. Okay I mean, well, I mean we talked about it so much and that kind of is it I mean, it's sure is a good thing that she doesn't move like for clarification. She tries to bribe The guy by saying she's about to be meeting with her rendezvous And the you know if if he lets it go she can do whatever whatever and you might be like She was lying. It's like no because fucking Gideon turns up to a corpse implying that that was her rendezvous and he was like, oh wow She got killed and then nobody collected the bounty because everyone's retarded in the show. Okay Oh my god Star Wars has millions of solar systems They literally can build planet-sized structures that could easily lead to having billions of factories pumping out droids every second Could but uh, I don't know. I don't know if the separatists have access to the resources And I'm not sure that's the thing like it's not logically impossible How's this how's this for like embedded prequel memories inside my child brain? The turk no union Is that your disposal count The implication being that there's a lot of planets That are going to be happy to sacrifice lots of place to be able to generate droids. This is the thing I'm currently on the fence. I don't know The however many droids need to be generated could be generated while I also acknowledge that however many I see In the prequel movies seems more than relatively possible. So I'm okay with it the fucking group of people and the separatists on that table are all really funny looking Yeah, one of them is the tough plague of species and the droid who like does that fuck up It almost remember that scene. It almost looks like he does it to himself Like he's able to speak fine and halfway through beginning to speak He just touches one of his knobs. And so it's like me being like hello And I'm like fuck. Why did I press my don't speak knob? I'm like let me let me twist it back Uh A man has fallen in So in the river in lego city will save him by getting you dumbo's to watch hardcore henry the rescue helicopter doesn't fly itself Eventually this is a reference to that in every stream. I'm impressed mean rags. We'll have to watch that one day And when we finally do It'll be so disappointing when we go the movie was okay He'll be like no Uh The ewoks won because they draw strength from their golden god c3po. It makes complete sense hashtag release the yub-nub cut The yub-nub cut Yes, I agree Uh, you can watch the clone wars in order makes the story better. Also haimola. Hello And yeah, we might do it one day. You know me right? So we've got a bazillion things to watch Uh, astronaut gets little I your goatee orphan legs. So cavemen win I I feel like I'm misunderstanding. I'll paste that so you guys can translate What do I mean? What am I looking at? Yes, I don't know how true it is like the bones like begin to shrink and they become fat But I thought we've exercised that I don't know if it's fair to assume like worst condition astronaut versus Standard or great condition caveman. I don't know if that's fair. That's not worse condition Astronaut that's like a standard condition of astronaut. Not necessarily the the literal astronaut has been in space for a day Isn't gonna have that is he? No, then fuck you My argument defeated your position j. How do you feel? I feel pretty good because it worked That was a war that was just conducted with trillions upon trillions of droids and I generated them all from My brain thousands of trillions. Dude. You just said something Really similar No, I didn't you're a liar Okay, so I'm gonna move on now Rags the death star has a volume of 220,781 cubic miles All humanity can fit inside one cubic kilometer D s has quadrillions of droids of material and is far harder to build than droids in a factory But you're comparing just tonnage to units produced All right Like I said, I'm on the fence on this one. I need no more information before I can decide And also I I'm not ready. It's like, I don't know. Did the big galactic empire. Did they Have the resources the trade federation did or the trade federation had a lot of resources Like the techno union And the banking clan The banking clan will sign your treaty. That's like the only line he has in the whole film. Fuck that guy It seemed to be on their side And they seem to hold a lot of power and money So I guess it's possible with those people on your side. I just I still don't buy quadrillion I don't buy quadrillion. That's just rags. That's your only argument. Like no, it's an Like you were going to have to convince me that an army of that size That magnitude They should have shaped the death star like a cock. Come on rags. This magnitude is a cooler word than size And then the green laser shoots at the tip of the death Just a dick that destroys planet Yeah Person There you go. You got me. All right How do I what's the laser so it had green the the death star was green What's the uh, what's the color for? Um, like anti-planet gas green I wait, they said green was the cheap color. Wasn't it so that Well, wait, but it was a lot of green. It was a really it was a big green. Anyway, it was a big green I don't remember if it's true But they're powered by the death stars powered by kyber crystals like the stuff that goes into light sabers Yes um Though surprises me that it would come out green because it was a giant luke lightsaber I guess they were green kyber crystals. I guess so You make green with two colors, right? Uh, yeah, yellow and blue There you go Jack's out sir You can make White with yellow Ew, no what you can't know. It's the other way Primary color those are the primary pigment. I'm thinking the primary color is the light would be RGB So no green is a primary color All right, so this next one says Arrow a class star destroyers of the cool coolest ships Which ones? Arrow a class harrower Yes I was in like that's harrowing Uh, I won't do heros I will copy and I got hiccups now boo. I'm gonna copy and paste this to you Oh, there was a print. Those look pretty neat. Yeah Neat. They look like they're from a The old or not. Oh geez get a notepad ready jay. This next one says how would you rank the doctor who doctors? Okay, fine. Um Are you doing all of The doctors including that's the best faith interpretation of the question. Is it not? Have you seen all of those? Yep. Okay, including because I'm only gonna do it Because it's fucked Yeah, eight six nine four 11 10 12 five three one two um And like all of these are really good. Like there's like, you know, these are just personal preference order. These are all great characters Great actors, right? Um, I forgot to put war in there. I'm not gonna do that now uh, and then um miles miles of difference like there's a there's like several layers of like uh, you know good characters to bad characters to like tlj to like uh Infinite earths and then 13 That that that's I think the jody Whitaker is the worst thing ever Probably not below infinite earth snow. Um, but I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to put What about what about steven moffat parody roan afkinson plus, uh person from Jennifer saunders. Uh, no wait French and so absolutely fabulous. That's her name Well, that was the show that she was on the uh the woman That you still want the one that's the one. Yeah She's my top pick for a new doctor Isn't she like dust now She's like what? She's like 7 000 years old. She's 73. John hurt was that all seven thousand j She's the same age that john hurt was John hurt just stood he didn't actually run anywhere. Okay, not all of the doctors ran. Yeah, they did Literally every single one except john hurt I have receipts like I have clips on hand of all of them running except john hurt It's not a very like it doesn't have to be a very physical Jay, no one can portray a character unless they can run I'm glad you agree. Okay Okay, okay, there you go person who needed that question answers Seven seven. No one cares about seven. It's above 11. That's where he is Okay, uh really high because he's in the best doctor who story. Yeah, this one's for you as well. You ready? Yeah, do you dip in the mayo with lights on or off? I like a good dimmer switch A dimmer. Oh, so you're saying something in between. You're not you're not going with or okay I'm gonna be awkward with it something in between Sam Raimi in talks to replace previous doctor strange two director sign me up But begs the question why replace one horror director with another if the direction disney wanted to go In in wasn't one of horror with dr. Strange two I mean nobody's gonna describe the sam raimi spider-man trilogy as horror. Are they I know he's a horror director because of evil dead But there's no fucking way you describe those three movies as horror So maybe they're going for that they want him to do not all horror is the same Yeah, there's horror elements. I will happily have Sam Raimi could certainly pull off like goofy horror Fuckin when dr. Dr. Puss wakes up in spider-man 2 that seems pretty much horror Dr. Puss dr. Puss, but This is the thing. I'm actually kind of enticed Purely by the fact that he might be the director because who knows what he'll do with dr. Strange. Like that's really cool So let's hope that disney's plan is solely on the creative side That they want him to do what he can to make dr. Strange cool It all works out and we're sitting here in like a year's time Saying oh my god, dr. Strange 2 was really cool, right guys and then jay goes no And it turns out jay is wrong and we all just we laugh at him Dr. Strange 2 is boring You should out the original mobile suit Gundam it I guess check out it just is out uh It deals with war crimes ptsd And goes out of its way to humanize the bad guys while being meant to sell toys to kids Also hi jay and kick rags. Oh hi See and i'm just looking at rags this fucking icon and he's like wow You just said that That doesn't make any sense what you just said uh your explanation makes tarkin seem unintelligent hoping his stormtroopers don't Accidentally kill the rebels as they escape the Death Star That doesn't make any sense tarkin's whole fucking goal was informed by uh vader's goal to get them If you were told you can discover the home base of the entire enemy faction in exchange for a handful of stormtroopers Do you want do you want to tell me what's the intelligent decision there? Just go ahead give me an estimate estimate jay. What do you think? I think you should yeah I mean it's a risk that he's taking but it's a calculated risk that has huge payoff Well, they follow up with saying putting a beacon on the falcon in case they escape So he has the option to track them makes more sense They have to escape in order for them to be tracked And if they escape without we say they're running through the fucking corridors and all the stormtroopers are standing there going Oh, no You shouldn't be escaping we shall stop you. Oof. I fell over It would make way more sense for the stormtroopers to look as if they're trying to stop them And how you do that you go. Hey stormtroopers one through one thousand I need you to shoot at them, but I need you to miss And I would prefer it if you keep it close as in I'm supposed to shoot at rags while he's running away. I'm like I'm gonna aim Just to the left of his left shoulder. I'm gonna aim just to the bottom right of his Fucking bottom right foot That sort of thing That makes a lot of sense because the whole point is to convince the people on the falcon that they didn't escape easily Which is entirely what the conversation is for which is like our escape was too easy They wanted us to and then Hansel was like easy. You call that easy That is the point Okay Imagine this one of the stormtroopers like hit them Take be fair. They could they could get to work killing it I mean, that's the that's the thing with how that writing is organized like if let's say Chewie was shot on the shoulder and they put a bandage on him in this in the falcon From that scene someone could be like see they did want him to escape and I'd be like no No, it's it's that's how strong the writing is at that point. You'd be like no It's completely reasonable to assume that the stormtroopers accidentally hit them when they were trying to not hit them Like it's like you can absolutely shoot one of them. Like that's fine Yeah, especially the fucking dog It's not it's not the layer. Right. It's not the princess. Wow Chewie hey, wait. Are you saying it's derogatory to refer to someone as a dog? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, answer that question jay you I always assume that you just like enjoyed being degraded But yeah, uh, the point was the Wow Tarkin is pretty fucking Intelligent with that plan and he doesn't even necessarily consider it the best plan It's Vader that he's relying on for that plan to work And uh, it all relies on them not detecting that there's a tracker on board But even still because a lot of people like wait, but Leia highlights it and they don't do anything about it And it's like well, they have the key to destroying the death star on board They want to take that to their base in order to do anything about it Simultaneously, they're concerned that there's potential for them being tracked, but Han Solo doesn't take it seriously There's a lot of there's a lot of cool shit to the to a new hope well to the ot in general That clearly shows they were giving more of a shit than they ever did in the sequel trilogy That's kind of where I'm coming from. Okay. All right. That's okay. Good Wait the sequels are bad. No, what? Rags the hail fire droids are objectively amazing. Do I need to old yellow you? Oh my god, I would like for you to explain because they seem very limited in what they can do. They don't seem versatile I don't know if those things can aim. I'd have to know more but looking at the design. They're strange Like what are the wheels offer that hovering can't? Oh those the ones that have got like the two wheels one on either side and go yeah Oh, I saw that criticism of me on some kind of I can't remember if it was reddit or like four channel whatever else But they were like more so retarded. He thinks that um rise of skywalker, you know that the stupid tread Speeders they have that gets killed by a fucking hook with a rope Um, they were like he thinks there's no practical application for those like it's as if he's never been outside And I was like but in my video, I just I established that those are lesser than speeders You know hover speeders And I don't think that that's unreasonable like you're dealing with all kinds of terrain And a hover speeder just puts you let's just call it a half meter above whatever the terrain you're dealing with is Surely that's gonna be superior to any form of anything else It's like a single practical application for a wheel transport That's that's kind of and the weird thing to me was that if everybody was using You know wheeled transport. I'd be like, okay, I guess the speeders aren't available But instead they have the heroes who are running away from the empire of the first order who are Fucking affluence being like, oh no We have to use these Hover speeders while they have to use treaded speeders. It's like what what how? why what It is odd I'm I mean a lot of it is because maybe I don't fully understand how treaded Like combat and stuff works or not combat but movement works like can it work on water? Does it have to work on certain surfaces? Does it have limitations? I guess we know that speeders can be jammed now So is that a part of the hover part or is it just an internal mechanism in general? I don't know We don't know this ended with hi rags Hi, I'm just looking at his eye card is so funny Because after the criticism rags is just like you really think I'm gonna say hi to you Uh Racks shotgun goodbye rags also hi rags Hi, uh, right. That's not like they were about to kill you. I don't know if you should be Racking shocking rank or keeper remains star wars greatest hero Oh, the dude that cries when the rank was dead. Yeah, I feel for him I felt for him more so than anything in the sequel trilogy I could feel for you know, I could Well, you have to see where he's coming from, you know What if holder wasn't aware she would destroy the first order fleet and was actually trying to escape by oh crap That's my theory. I'm gonna stick to it until something proves me wrong She was a fucking coward She checked the sensors and she was like, oh fuck. They're all gonna die Well, at least I can save myself and this huge ship. Let me organize all of this and the moment She clashes and like things start to burn and destroy themselves. She's like fuck What are the odds of hitting black out of like a thousand million reds? I'm referring to roulette It's impossible to generate energy without some excess heat the iron man armor defies thermodynamics Many aspects of the suit are impossible. There is no objective problem with inertial dampening But isn't that our argument that inertial dampening makes sense to a degree? Like a degree not it doesn't matter how much inertial dampening you have if Fucking a planet is dropped on top of you, you know I It basically has to exist in all of science fiction as we know it in terms of like star wars and star trek Because then you can't accelerate ships quickly without everyone slamming into the back of a cabin Besides, I thought if we were referring to like consistency Iron man gets smashed to pieces by the end of that movie and uh I guess what i'm going to appeal to at that point would just be like does it make sense that He can get hit by a tank shell from that far up in the air While then sustain that quite easily while taking significant damage from uh I guess other things in the movie And then we can expand that to sequels where he will consistently get wounds in his body When hit by other things and funnily enough, I actually think that's more realistic or at least more believable than um Iron man one Like a bunch of cars fall on him in in civil war and then the the robot is like you have sustained Lacerations and he is like i detected that too while an iron man one You would just get up and be like that was annoying like oh all right Um, but the idea that you just said it generates some excess heat We don't know that that amount of excess heat necessarily means it should be melting a hole in his body Like you'd have to justify that too You'd have to justify that his technology isn't built to defend his outer body of the actual arc generator from heat Which is tough because it's a metal suit so Just putting it out there. I feel like our complaint is more realistic or at least more reasonable than The one you you just brought up. I don't know how much we can say because we just oh, yeah It gets super complicated. And this is the thing. I don't even want to like explore the conversation about Thor Be like, how do how do as guardians work? How how what are we looking at with as guardians? It's like, I don't fucking know dude. I don't know I feel at some point you've got to go with some of the things that the movie just establishes These are going to happen and some what to spend disbelief because i want to be consistent with it Yeah, yeah Yeah, if we go into every detail like how Superman flies and stuff like We would never have these things at all I want to say he's not hit by a tank shell. He's hit by a smaller weapon on the side of the tank. Is that true? Uh, I just remember being hit by the tank itself I think he's also hit by a rocket from uh jet plane, isn't he? Well, he he fires a rocket at the tank that hit him with x and I assumed x was the tank shell. I didn't realize it was a Not oh, did it actually hit him or did it miss him? I thought he dodged out the way of that I thought well, my I'd have to rewatch it but my assumption this whole time was that he's hit by it and he fucking like 360 flips a bazillion times until he lands in the ground and then he's like Ow, who did that to me and he sees the tank and he does the the badass moment Where he like fires a small thing from his arm And he starts walking away while the tank explodes and it's like whoa He's so powerful, which by the way is cool It's just that I didn't believe for a fucking second that he could have sustained that fall without severe permanent damage Whether or not he's wearing a fucking suit Also, I go with like people saying dampening like You're presuming that that Suit is going to want to be strong Like I can't believe it has that many properties that allows it to do All these things there's not That material we don't just have a material that does all these things A couple of things maybe but it's made primarily out of metal for what we consider right Which is the allowance for Iron Man comes from the magical Arc reactor technology, which I'd have to have somebody look into for me in terms of Is it just magical or is it based on something that could be criticized one way or another? I don't actually know Was rewatching your rise of Skywalker rage the other day You were asking what damage plowing a star destroyer through the ground would do remember rogue one Remember a star destroyer without shields getting pushed through into another one. That's the damage you get Well, that was kind of my point with the question I was like surely that'll do some permanent damage to the star destroyers and you might think to yourself Well It's worth it because it keeps them hidden and it's like hidden from what Like the only time they're brought out is in order to fight people Like other than that they kept hidden for no reason. So it's just stupid It's the whole thing is stupid But it creates the visuals of the star destroyers rising from the ground. It's like, oh, that's neat Like oh Yeah, cool First the helmet is metal on the inside should have said that second cap can literally throw bikes hard enough to Smash cars that would kill even a metal helmet I mean, I thought we were establishing that he has dampeners inside the suit that's powered or whatever by The The arc reactor, you know, this is the thing if you if you can figure out through the movies that this stuff doesn't make Any sense and you should be able to sustain these hits Then to floor Like with the rules they've established if it's literally impossible like he doesn't have anything that would prevent him being Knocked out or taking significant damage. We don't just go but it's a superhero movie. So it doesn't matter if we go No, that's that's a flaw, but luckily Let's find information. Let's try to apply what rules are reasonable here But if we establish that it does make sense You know, that's one thing, but if we go, yeah, but it's a superhero movie Who cares I'd be like no, no, no, no, we don't do that for all the ones that suck Okay So we shouldn't do it for the ones that are great as well We should we should acknowledge these things don't make sense. Uh, but here are the good things as well That sort of thing Game beloved franchise adam sandler must remake Uh, I don't know what to do with that one Game I guess that is like an old movie or something Nothing that triggers my memory Yeah, I'm not sure I still know Creating new physics is not objectively bad. If so, then fantastical fiction is innately flawed. Yeah, I agree. This is why I keep focusing on the arc reactor I need to know exactly like if anyone can create Flaws based on the technology that they establish an iron man For example, right? Meeregg's making a movie. Okay. We're making a movie and we go We've got glupelstein It's a goo that if you rub on any parts of your body It it protects you with a layer As in I shoot him with a gun. It doesn't affect him Someone could go that's not a real thing. I go it doesn't matter. That's our fiction But then I also establish in that episode that uh, it's Energy weapons go through it like like metal and stuff can't But if I shoot him with a plasma gun, it'll kill him and then in episode 643 He's shot by a random energy weapon and it bounces off That would be a fuck up I'd have to fix that I have to be like, oh, you know Oh, shit. He's a fucking energy weapon. I said that it Fuck that sort of thing So if they establish that all of the arc reactor does is supply a large amount of energy with a small amount of space Like that's the only fucking thing it does There's still flaws you can extrapolate but I would have to like Scroll through the the scripts to find out exactly what they try and establish that it does In order to find flaws, which I think people probably have done already Because this is Marvel. They're they're not flawless films whatsoever. I've never defended them that way I usually end up defending them from being considered floor filled, you know Like oh, they're they're only flaws. It's like no, no, no, no calm down Uh from lightsabers to magic to iron man to superman we judge these in the context of the wheels. I agree Uh world's end is objectively bad fight me Why do these why do you say willed end that could be the world's end or at willed end and those two movies are So at willed end is parts the Caribbean which is poop The world's end is the edgarite movie. Oh, I got them the wrong way around. I like the edgarite Yeah, because the willed end is the the name of the bar Um I I would never consider the third of the cornetto movies to be bad objectively, but you know Uh, I found that cliff of that iron man versus a tank and it's a lot worse. I remember it Fucking flies out of the air quite violently Now I want to see it iron man It's here in the chat More oh, sweet. Okay world's end is probably the worst of the I watch world ed again, and it's really strong even though it's really I think it's really good It's just there. The problem is that it's against extremely hard competition Yeah, I'm just now i'm just saying it's extremely good. Imagine if we could have that situation more Like oh That fall that iron man takes holy fuck dude. That is so he hits the ground so fast He's just go And he gets him straight away. He's like, well, that was annoying. It's like dude. Holy shit I was like that was a lot worse than I remember it. I'm not even sure what the tank is the one it's just how he falls Yeah, so fast Thanks for reassuring me that that is definitely a an issue to say the least Uh, yeah, I was like I do not remember it being that bad. I was like, okay That's that yeah, that's for her Uh kill j Well, I'm gonna use that opportunity to say guys play swat now Guys everybody in chat who's playing halo currently switch to swat Thank you This one says I put a straw pole in the discord. I assume that's in reference to one of the ones that we wanted to make earlier Oh, is it about mandalorian being bad? Whatever it is at this point. I don't even know it could be a couple things Is it about taxi driver? Is it about the will dead versus that will dead? Well, whatever it is, let's put it in the chat and see what people all right I love man the j What is that the super chat? Yes, that is the super chat. I love man the j neat The separatists had close to half the galaxy's resources, I think so it's believable But I can understand that it's a whopping number um Well, which is more offensive space pools boring or taxi driver bad 32 votes for space ball Uh nine votes for taxi driver. That's because taxi driver isn't that good What's your response to that Well, space pools is boring. I was I was gonna yeah, I was gonna. Yeah, you nailed it. All right Rags is saying long army bad What? Because rags said it couldn't be that big. Yeah, long army bed insanely large. I just The banking clang frigate has objectively best look Banking clang It's just a giant floating well, I mean, I've probably seen it before I'm just curious which one they're referencing Oh That's is that the one that's typically used in battlefront 2 for the main ship. I think it is It's pretty cool looking That's that doesn't look like a big coin I was joking because it's a banking clan. Oh He was joking j and you took it seriously. That means you lose I was just picturing like a big Flying me me me me. That's you j Shut up. That is that is the you I'm gonna go start my own stream with frequent stories Uh hardcore henry isn't a masterpiece far from it. I just want your opinions on it because the pov makes it vastly different from other action films For reference, I've actually seen clips of it and I know that the whole film is supposed to be from first person, but uh One day rags and I will watch it and then we will come on to efap and we will discuss it That that'll happen one day Uh hulk creates mass from nothing when he grows just by getting mad. How is this more believable than inertia dampening? Uh, because that's what we're told in terms of how it works Right, so they're like he's hit with radiation to the point Where when he gets angry slash when he's about to die or whatever rules they want to make for the particular um hulk He like hulks out meaning he His cells change to the point where he becomes an extremely strong and larger being That's the excuse they have so to try and explain this right you have in one story Jay is this wizard and he can cast spells that make everybody Uh, you know milk just comes out of their mouths okay Rags in a story where he has the force of a Car when he hits somebody and then he punches me and I get flown really far back It's like, whoa. Yeah, that's the that's the impact of a car and then rags punches a planet and it Flings all the way across the solar system. We'd be like Wait, but you have the force of a car Like a car can't do that to a planet And you'd be like what you believe the milk coming out of people's mouths and you're like but that was the rule That's the rule they set The rule set of car equals force to move a planet doesn't make any sense at all. So Sorry Someone's made a a sexy anime version. This is the black. This is a sexy anime version I can't make a plan frigate. Oh my goodness Oh, there's lots of why is there a thing for everything? It's anime. Oh, is it? No, that's humans not anime fucking weebs Um Especially especially when it's made explicit that it needs to exist It doesn't matter if it needs to exist or not It's about how consistent it is and how it operates in the universe that it was created within Now this is the thing if you were to conclude that Iron Man just can't exist The way that he is without establishing some form of magic. I'd be like, oh, I guess we're gonna have to establish some form of magic I guess What do you think of the trend magic and tell me what the rules of that magic are? Yeah, that's what I meant about the milk coming out of people's mouths It's like if j in season three makes milk come out of people's bums. I'd be like, wait, that's not his power How's he doing that? That would upset me and people would be like, are you serious? I'd be like, that's the fucking rule though Like it changes the stakes if he could just make milk come out of anywhere He has to be consistent. Otherwise, I'll get I'm picturing a situation where actually that I Have a tangible effect Yeah, I know you If we have enough time we probably be able to fucking come up with it You think you've got me defeated but Bum milk They they have like a pill inside their mouth and absorbs permanently anything that comes out of it to prevent them from being distracted from Killing you and then you go. Yeah, you didn't think about your butts though. Did you? And they're like, ah, no I'd watch it. It makes complete sense What do you think of the trend of content creators attacking fans for having criticism? What do you think caused it? Is that referring to youtubers or like movie makers? Well, I think it's caused by them, you know, just Not being able to like like being what's the thin skinned? We've got to do better than that though because people say that about us regularly, so Um, well, I don't care I was at risk of being um hypocritical I'll be like they don't take the the arguments At best faith and they don't explore them for what they may mean or where they may have come from Instead they will take them at worst faith As in Hey rags, I think that your position on mandalorian isn't as consistent as your position on disney and then rags responds. Well, you're a fucking idiot You're like, oh That's not true at all. I'm not an idiot See, well, that's the thing. I don't think I don't think we do that We try to do better than that, but if this is referring to movie makers like well beyond the realm of youtube Um, I think that's because of twitter. I know that sounds stupid, but it's just like, I don't know Twitter is Twitter is shit twitter lots of famous people end up on twitter And they do not fucking like it when people tweeted them with stuff that they don't like it was just put it that way They don't like it when things they don't like Have you got a better way to rationalize it jay? Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you what it is lies in slander I I'm not gonna have this conversation with you again blank check whatever you write down you get in cash But you have to recreate the scene from two girls one cup with any one of your choice. What number do you write down? I could make someone you hate do it. Also, why wouldn't I just write? Yeah Surely the question would be is there any amount of money can make you do that not you have to do it I was gonna say like I would do it with fucking anybody if I got infinite money Well, I can't really lose because I could just pull pull the money into whatever I want But I guess if I had to choose would be Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger I'd go for someone Mimi because like I'm doing it. How were the choices I just made not baby That's a good point, but like even trump I'd go for trump trump and sad does Just having them do two kills work. No. No. No. I thought it was the I thought it was They have to do it with you It says whatever you write down you get in cash, but you have to recreate the scene from two girls one cup with any one of your choice Oh, you're right. Yeah, okay All right. Oh geez that is an interesting question. I suppose so the blank check part is a weird qualifier because obviously we would all just choose for maximum But I suppose the real question is Does that mean that there is a monetary amount that would make you do that? um Yes, I would actually choose yes because of the good that I could do with infinite money Yeah, that's the with Yeah, I imagine like you uh, I would consider it taking the bullet to be able to do amazing things There are people out there who like man, you could have solved our hunger crisis Yeah, like I will vomit over poop for even an hour if it means that I get to feed like every person who's hungry on this Planet that's so worth it Yeah, and then you know what two of the leftover start And if it means like the hard part of the question is who's going to be the other person? I'd be like, I don't know, but I don't really care who it is at that point. Trump. I'm still going for trump I'm not going to enjoy the experience anyway. Can I choose jesus? I don't know. Yeah, I need to know the limits, but yeah that that question like I I I'd be okay with mostly anybody There's no way the cis had a quadrillion droids in episode two the clones start with one million ten thousand troops and Five million in five months and it takes them ten years to grow on one planet making clones droids have 200 billion at the end of civil uh at the end of clone wars The one thing I will say Not that it makes a huge difference with those numbers It's just the one clone equals a lot more than one droid like that seems to be the case from what we see I'm just going based on what the wick is telling me It's correct The eu is extremely inconsistent with numbers, but a quadrillion droids is not unprecedented giving what exists So the number is not an outlier I don't know. I'm looking at rags his face. He looks concerned about that. He doesn't seem to believe it Uh hover tech has size limit Scept heavy tank was slow The separatist heavy tank was slow. Yeah, but that is still an account for the fucking thing in tfa. I mean t t r. O. S. Sorry Like snail and you could easily run faster again, doesn't like the The biggest problem with it all is that they're chasing people with what seem to be equal sized speeders that are hover They're running at the same speed What Okay, I'm just upset. Okay Why? I was queuing into a game that whole time And then it joined and then a little notice came up my screen saying you are idle you've been kicked from your game I can't believe they haven't fixed that yet. That is the stupidest fucking shit It wasn't what do they think people are doing when they're waiting for a game like come on I've read it. It wasn't you idle. It was your connection But I don't understand That's possibly one of the greatest things I've ever heard you saying It said your connection I don't understand as if you cut out I don't understand. Oh Yes, that's my mic doing that. My connection is I said your connection was interrupted Oh my god I'm gonna quit and download like like a digital designer Okay, it's okay rag Love heart. You're not ass munchy ass Hf droid but almost Rags respond I don't even know how Look at that. I posted it to me. You must know what that means. I heart you not as much as Hf droid or hellfire droid, but almost so he loves you but not as much as a hellfire droid That's that's something right I guess There you go The amount of inertial dampening is also not an objective flaw as long as the rule is largely held Iron man is not perfectly consistent, but generally it takes a lot to harm him I mean Surely by that logic then the the fucking tank shell knocking him out of the sky should have done something more than what we saw Absolutely should have yeah Drunk mauler is the best mauler eye five The arc reactor generates enough energy to power 15 aircraft carriers. Imagine all that power on your chest Vsauce did a video on how he would die from the heat What do you hang on? Do you know that it's magical tech like it's not a tech that exists as far as I know unless I'm wrong on that I thought the whole point was that it doesn't necessarily exist Also, we see less things less powerful things than that damage him inside So I don't believe that Like he gets bloody inside multiple times Yeah, well, they're suggesting that his arc reactor should have melted him And I'm just sitting back wondering like are you sure is that how the arc reactor works? Because I thought the whole point is that that's the allowance we give iron man as Yeah, like like as if the film is saying hey humans in our universe We have this thing and what it does is generate the the amount of power that can power 15 aircrafts And it doesn't do anything to you And it can sit in your chest and it's like oh, okay So the second one I don't see how we can even comprehend in any way because it's made from an element that is Made artificially. Well, yeah, that's iron man too. I guess. We're just like, yeah, this is a literal fake element So we start to get into serious science fiction shit with that in terms of like you can't say that that's real It's like well, that's the point. It's not real Uh, I guess this does wait what you're gonna say I I do look over when the iron man makes a new element in a day. I go. Yeah, it's it's Part of what's dumb about iron man two unfortunately Uh It would need to say that it alters the laws of thermodynamics But that's the thing. Clearly. It's clearly a big deal. It's like in like in universe. It's a really big deal They knew this and I was about to say like we could surely extrapolate this through lots of sci-fi that break rules Lightsabers as well have that. Yeah lightsabers break the shit out of rules But we're supposed to believe that's just how they work. Okay. And you're like, all right. That's how they work then That's the science is just that's that's how it works As long as it's consistent Yeah, it's fine We're not like gonna look at films and say, oh, this doesn't mirror our world You can't have that. That's a problem. Well, their excuse is usually when they invent Like if I just go my universe has a gloomp and it's like what does a gloomp do? And it's like it fucking defies the laws of thermodynamics. You'd be like, oh Okay I was gloob son's ope. It's like, well, that's the point. I want to defy the laws of thermodynamics. So that's why I made a gloom Yeah That's fine with me as long as it's not put in there and then you go I mean, this is that you could call the arc reactor a gloom It doesn't actually change anything. The point is just that it's a it's a thing that allows him to be a thing Because obviously Because they're still trying to generate an iron man like suit in real life right now The closest they've come is to like a hover suit, right? And it's kind of cool, but it's not there yet Where are we Guess the stars stretching into lines is them in real space Transferring into hyperspace is when they're in the blue wormhole That's them in hyperspace. So the lines part is when you see from the outside when they zoom off Yes, ryan johnson gay Yeah, I would assume that uh, that's the process of them going from normal space into hyperspace There's a lot of this is the problem though. If you were set to repair all of that I would just be like oh, this is so depressing like No matter how we try to repair this someone's just gonna fucking break it when they make the next one anyway Like when you kept the applications of this stuff simple then the science Wouldn't have to matter that much because it would be reasonable to say Well, obviously the reason that they don't just hyperspace kamikaze into every everybody all the time Is because of da da da da, there must be some reason why they don't do it because nobody does it and it seems so obvious Now it's just like the opposite. Why don't they because it clearly does work It was it was a cookie jar and ryan johnson put his hand in there. They weren't supposed to put their hand in there guys Weren't supposed to put your hand in there. He got caught. He had he had it and he was pulling it out and then there's a camera That's that's what we saw The sad part was that his team of law experts told him that it was totally okay to do Can you believe that when in the next film they have to counter establish how possible it is Like you can't convince me for a fucking second that that team of law experts didn't fucking blush the second they realized Oh, that's retarded Whoops How did that? Oh my god. They actually said yeah, you could totally do this Ruin anything except every space battle ever Do you think they just it's like insane? Do you think they were just pulled at their job and just like Yeah, you can do that I think for a different reason. I think they just like the idea of the visual and so they went with it because Nothing else makes any sense Um, no, it's established that he has inertial dampening by his not dying from flying It is consistent with this because science did a video on this I'm okay with that. It's the the tank shell it fucks everything up. Okay, that's all I'm sure he has inertial dampening of some kind, but again if you drop Like like what is the limits of this thing if you drop a planet at light speed onto his face I don't think the arm is going to be able to stop it. But and so You established that it does have a limit and what is the limit? That's what I'm getting at and that's why I like civil war while having War machine fall from that distance Despite the fact that the suit would have taken quite a bit of the fall Like if he was a human falling from that height onto the ground, he'd be dead He doesn't die, but his spine gets fucked Which makes a lot of sense to me considering how the universe works Uh previous You know, despite his holographic the spider might not even be real Uh previous is basically the hyperspace ram version of shad's devil's advocate But to the point of inverting rules and doing ryan's job And this is the thing man if you're tasked with repairing The sequel trilogy you have to do so much work instead. You could have just been like hey ryan. How about you just don't fuck everything up Could you just do that? And then he's like Well say to both of them. Let's just put it that way jj didn't fuck up Space battles did you left them alone? Wait, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. He he did in force awakens. He did not in rise of skywalker Wait, he did. Well, he left them alone Yeah, he left them alone in tfa, but he did not do that in toro s How did he ruin space battles like he ruined a lot? How did how and how did he ruin space battles other than having a ship? Just come back after Why do I have to answer this question j you have a brain All right going up. I forgot about that Also the fact that the ships have no shields for some it atmosphere. Okay. It atmosphere. It makes complete sense I've been told that that's a star trek thing and then he mixed up. Oh What a like a star trek thing. I don't know if anyone in check and verify that because Chat press one if it's true that in atmosphere you can't use shields on your ships in star trek press two if that's bullshit Oh j we're about to find out if you're a true person or not Uh I'm I'm in suspense Here we go Any minute now We've got a three three Uh, which way? I'm probably gonna have to head out in a second too because I'm getting How can how can I outlast you rags? You've been up less than me Have I probably I don't know I've been up for a while. I got up early today. I've been up for Let's see if it's 130 a.m. Now Wow, I've been up for I've probably been up since like eight a.m. How many hours is that for you? That's like, let's see Well probably like 17 and a half like I'm going pretty pretty I've been up for 24 minus 5 19 Yeah You've been up for 19 hours. Jesus Christ. It's really eight o'clock in the morning. Do you know what's really fucking bad? Is the This e-fap many of super chat catch-up hasn't actually managed to catch up with the super chats for this stream yet Uh, we've just made it worse. Oh my god It well it finished. We're very close. We're like five away from catching up It's probably because we dicked around talking about Mandalorian No, we dicked around talking about the the perceived flaws of a tv show that's actually very good rags, okay? Yeah, bitch And most people seem to say two j so that means that you've heard from bad people. All right. That's what that means Okay How the fuck did that happen four and a half hours ago metal was around I didn't think I'd be I'm gonna have to I'm gonna head out and get some sleep. I will save anything that's meant for you rags. Okay I'm gonna sleep out and get some head. All right. You're not gonna get it So I'll catch y'all. Uh, I will catch y'all later Sleepeth well if my wall of I'm gonna sleepy sleeps Doodle pip and cheery hero More racist Um, okay Do do do I actually calculated the force of iron man hitting the ground it was in the realm of hundreds of tons of force on his head It was tedious but fun Wow Okay, okay I'd love to see those calculations of yours How you've got those numbers as well would be quite interesting to me Uh, you hear about limba advanced cancer left wingers on twitter were celebrating the news They were literally thanking cancer itself scum of the earth What? Well, okay, I rush limba people on the left. Hey, i'm right. I'm assuming this is that you got cancer and people were happy about it Oh, yeah, that's a bit disappointing. But you know If you're dealing with people who already think violence is okay against people who are committing violence against you based on policy votes Then of course they're gonna think that cancer to somebody they hate is a good thing Um Lightsabers make sense. You just need to know the law the blade is plasma Encased in an ion particle slash magnetic field No, no, no, no based on how hot they are they would make someone Lies and slander ask shad Lies and slander Don't say those words to me slander and That's too that's still quite close. Uh, theoretically you could do that with the right tech Yeah, I would need a lord nerd versus shad on that one, right? I would need to just listen to them express their arguments See what happens Um efap movies rat movie by jimma 985 good rat film um Okay, so that's actually caught up on this stream's superchats now I can go over to the overflow Yay, I'm waiting for someone to object, but no nothing Wait, no, can we fuck around for three more hours? No We took fucking nearly five hours trying to catch up to the stream That was designed to help the overflow All right, a buddy went to a 1030 showing tonight. He was the only one in the theater He is still saying it will make over two billion Wait, what I'm assuming that's rise of sky will go it made over one billion It didn't make over two and I was surprised to see how many theaters weren't selling out Because it's an event movie, you know, like the general public would be like, oh my god I'll go see that because I don't know what it what it what it do what it be but Um, I think with this one compared to the force awakens people weren't really rewatching it and that's just a layman's opinion on that one People were like, oh that was a movie, I guess. Oh, it's made 1.59 billion It will no way you wait it make two billion. That's it's made most of its money. It's made 1.59 billion. That's pretty good though Uh, yeah, that's more than I expected. It's not that it's necessarily pretty good. Most of it is in America It made zilch in China nearly Which is bad for not China Made like I think it made half a million billion in America is where most of it's come from Um Ealing workable if cuts if cut wounds and not vital organs agreed. I wish it was force healing wasn't Fucking saving lives Then you might ask well, what's the point of it and I'd be like that's I don't know I just don't want to save lives fucks up with everything It's too late to make it. That's what it does if you wanted to establish a rule where jedi could kill themselves to save other jedi Uh, and that was the first fucking rule you came up with before everything else happened Then it changes the events of everything Sorry, it just does and so Maybe it could have worked if you did it from the beginning and changed things in that way But but but that's not what we're dealing with And fuck me if you're trying to tell me that ray figured out something that like a thousand jedi didn't No Just no well that's already like fairly no In keeping with no No, I refuse I hit her with a newspaper and say stop Uh more super chats go go go go guys I'm gonna stay ahead of the new super chats. I'm on the ball with this one As jay would say I am on the balls What are you tasting? mayonnaise I guess That's a pretty gross thing to eat with your balls like Just gonna put that out there if I had to taste something Um Okay fine rags. You've convinced me. I will poop with the door open just for you. I'm gonna have to save that for rags He's gonna be very unhappy to hear it, but it's important that he hears it Uh All right, hold your jebs. Hold your jebs sons of the cosmic chicken of the Toxicity my broodlings I see in your eyes the same Subjectivity that would take the heart of me A stream may come with a courage of massive fails Where we forsake our brood and break all bonds of objectivity But it is not this stream an hour of geodes and shattered opinions When the age of the long man comes crashing down But it is not this stream This stream we fap Now that That that's actually a reference that jay wouldn't know because he's not fucking watched the third one yet Oh The third what but he clapped so that's something Okay, sorry jay if I was to reveal that kind of information to you I feel like it would be a uh Nothing nothing at all whatever films you plan to watch you should finish watching them that is my take The third space balls What I find hilarious is how finne murders several of his own brothers in arms in cold blood and laughs and cheers about it afterwards Yeah, it's really fucking stupid And now the trilogy is over. There's just no way around it. There's no repairs to be done. It's all just fucked But this one says actually never gets to overflow jokes on you, buddy. We've read one or two from the overflow. So that's Yeah Yeah The in at most shields bull Is even worse when you consider that ships in star wars use their shields to mitigate the friction from reentry Oh like the whole point is that they need to work in atmosphere and then you establish that they don't work in atmosphere is like Oh, no, you just fucked everything. Well, no, but that that's still consistent with it That because the whole the whole thing in uh, Right as a skywalker is that they can't be turned on in atmosphere. Not that they don't work in atmosphere What this is distinction without a difference No, because if they could be turned on no as if they could be turned on outside of that atmosphere, it's fine No, I'm not following Okay, so you turn okay, so you're outside atmosphere, right? Yeah Then you turn on your shields Sure, right Then you go into an atmosphere and you've still got shields on right But if you're in an atmosphere and then you go to turn into shields and like, oh, we can't turn them on here Because we're in atmosphere already That doesn't make any sense Yes, it does Absolutely makes sense like the the thing that you can't do in atmosphere is have shields Turn on your shield You're you're you're separating the ability to have them on between the ability to turn them on So it's like, okay, do people in check it? What i'm trying to see well, I think I just got what you said. I just think it's really stupid Oh Yeah, that's what you're saying Like I don't hate you but that was that would hurt because that there's something they might use in the future And you've just provided it to them I don't hate you but Sounds like a you think you you you cut out again. So I don't even know what you said and I know what I want But yeah, I would be curious jay. Why why is that the case? Um, because it makes more sense. Okay. All right That's like I get hit in the head with an axe I'm bleeding everywhere, but I don't die and then rags is like, why didn't Mola die? And then you go because he's immune to that And then you go why is he immune to that and you go, I don't know because nothing else would make sense He's just immune Jay the chat hates you too. I just want to let you know but But I'm really nice. No, you're not the new nice person is uh j2 j2d2 Buddy that's twice now. I have a name Mola What if I ever do I ever refer to somebody as buddy? That's not I usually I mean, I don't know what I refer to people as but I don't usually they don't typically say buddy Do I I don't know the sound like me Hey, buddy Yes, they do though. Their name is Kanyo or can you canny with a zero, you know canny zero All right, there you go. My name is hyphen with a three I did it. Okay type four ceramic plates can stop 30. Oh six What? I don't I have no idea honestly These are out of context because they're from a million years ago. I don't I don't know Um of all the notes I took the most heartbreaking for me was dot dot dot wedge two I can't remember the last time I let out a small but audible cry of anguish. Yeah when I saw wedge I was like, oh god, don't kill him. Please just just don't kill him. Just leave him alone Oh apparently I said buddy jokes on you. Oh, that's probably I was probably like kind of a jokey thing, but that's that's fair. I do okay. I accept it. I call people buddy sometimes Mola I saw that guide to tlj in a discord and I'm in Sorry, I'm in and began writing a response to it. Then I saw you covered it in 64 Your response were in line with mine. So cheers to great minds and high rags I want to keep that I want to keep that note for him read it out next time make sure he doesn't miss it And uh, yeah, it was a really bad video and a lot of people were saying it explains tlj It tells you what's wrong with tlj from your perspective and how that you've mistaken It just repeated all the arguments for crossing That's actually unironically j if you want to make a video that does well just make a video called like Why tlj is good and then just get all of the regurgitated arguments across the fucking two years That it's been out three years. I guess but I like having integrity Why Because boo integrity bad, boo Shut up No, I don't I don't say I have it. I say like I like having I thought you were the dark side of us. I thought you would do the things that we wouldn't I would do some things that you wouldn't this is probably gonna be the longest efap mini that exists now I don't know weird things have happened. Um, it's good efap mini that's longer than several actually Yes I mean mini only refers to the girth. It doesn't refer to the length Oh How girthy is this efap? It's pretty girthy, but not as girthy as any of the efaps efap efaps just so girthy. It's like seven girth This is more like a Yeah I go to sleep and wake up a new massives are still going Um, also haimola. Hello Tell moopa. I can't wait for gadalb three moopa doesn't like anyone speaking to him ever He only likes criticizing people And releasing the videos like Certainly their faces like moopa is obsessed with faces. However a piece of shit once per year He likes to talk about video games and movies and how they interact with each other on the cinematic language level So perhaps we will see that uh, he promised me his videos would be ready by april 1st. We can't know for sure We will see Don't worry, buddy isn't offensive yet my god It sounds terrifying. I'm so I'm spookified Back over to the overflow. We've got What part of the movies wasn't broken by this movie? I don't know c-3 p.o. C-3 p.o. Wasn't broke. Well actually fuck, okay What it was that broke its own movie though like that wasn't there's nothing that gets broken in other movies by him Not being able to translate certain things like that's You know what I mean? It's fine Yeah Like yeah, it is only like it only affected Like c-3 p.o. Was mostly fine. In fact, I would downright say it was good Someone linked me to uh, there was like a bonus writer dude who jj said could write some jokes for c-3 p.o Like a dude that had nothing to do with the main Writing team and so we were like you realize the things you liked about c-3 p.o weren't even from jj and I was like, oh That's pretty funny. That's good. Surely that means that talent exists. Well I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be like jj can't do anything right I'd be like no, I'm sure this jj does stuff that I like He's good at composing shots and like other things that are super well. I mean, he's not exactly I don't think he's terrible at dialogue. He's just terrible at like Like I can believe that his characters exist. It's the Knights of ram They don't have dialogue. It's fine They don't count. No, it's the Knights of ram. Okay. Yeah. No, you're right. That's terrible. That is fucking awful I guess I'm saying he's not completely terrible like he can do some stuff that works You know His problem lies in the fact he has to have a mystery of inside a mystery. Yeah Like if he if he was starting to write and he was 70 This kid's got a future in writing. Maybe if you what I guess well, this is the thing I unwittingly followed his career because I watched alias when I was super young. I watched lost when I was like teenage And I've been watching the star trek movies and the star wars movies he made this stuff in them That works for lack of a bit of time, right? Like he this stuff This bits I'm using the word bits j. That's very small stuff. Okay, really small I don't know if you got this where you were but for me bits was like how Uh, like kids would describe their privates. No When when I was like that they were called bits. That's disgusting j and I'm disappointed that you exist Why not really not any like significant reason just generally Oh, oh, okay. I was just making sure. Hey j check out this next super chat. It says read this super chat Is it to me? No Oh, and why did you say it to me? I didn't say it to you. I said j check out this new super chat Oh, so I'm interested in your opinion on that super chat. I think it was pretty good Well, it's sometimes I don't understand efap chat at all That's very stupid cherry chocolate said at mohler I feel like you've misconstrued how c3po's translator worked He could identify the sys language, but he couldn't translate it. It wasn't that he translated it, but couldn't say it Yes, I guess it was the whole point is that he can't fucking say the translation That was literally why the plot happened because if he couldn't translate it then he wouldn't know what it was So like it would be the equivalent of me knowing like Dundun fruku language and veda sending message in it And then j's like, what does it say and I've read it and I can say what it is in English. However My programming prevents me from activating that protocol like the ability to read that out in English is prevented So I'm like, yeah, sorry j. I know what it is But I can't say it and then j's like, oh, it's like coordinate to a planet and I go And then you go can you can you point to that and I go no because that's not allowed either for some reason Uh, anyway guys, I'm gonna go to bed night night. Well morning morning It's it's it's terrible is the thing we should take away from it. Okay. It's terrible Fucking but it doesn't ruin anything from c3po in the past as far as I remember that was like the main thing How is it that once he left it feels like the chat that the thing that me and you were in a discord feels offscreen ish I don't know that's weird Anyway, uh, the next one in the overflow says thank you for this wonderful stream efap crew By the way, since rags body does not disappear But kylo's did Oh ray's not rags ray's body does not disappear, but it has did does that mean she went to sith hell like palpatine No, what it means is she was about to disappear But then she got saved That's what it means 100 because she's too good to go to any kind of hell She was totally gonna disappear The force was like, oh wait kylo's gonna kill himself to save her. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Ah, there you go Yeah, the force knew that that was gonna happen like if if If jj was like, wait, we can't have it disappear because kylo needs to resurrect here Okay, and then I was like there and I'd be like, but wait, what if kylo comes up to the surface And you see the the clothes of ray are there as if to imply she's disappeared into the force and he has to live on with the The skywalker solo name Trying to do good in place of all the baddies done I just picture jj being like what? None of that makes sense. I'd be like, oh Okay Can you imagine what doesn't make sense to him like the weird ass things that don't make sense Uh, I can't imagine that I cast a strange No frick the overflow my god What do you think of ray having the power to use lightning it should have took her at least 10 years of training to learn that lol I don't that you've already said it. It was so fucking dumb When when she shouted chewy and and and uh Stupid man shouted ray like he always does that was the point in the cinema where I had to really hold back the laughter But nobody else was laughing laughing. So I was like, oh no, I better not laugh because that would be inappropriate But man that was funny And like I said in my video like I almost didn't include that part of my video because I felt like I was on an island with this take But the way they had him say it. I just like the way I detected it was him being like Ray, why did you kill chewy? Which is infinitely hilarious to me. He's like curious as to why she killed chewy I like that. There was maybe some kind of really good reason Chewy is gonna be satan trust me Uh the rise of sky woker Damn Whoa I just got triggered Oh, dude, you should be triggered by this one. This one says hello again wags and other unimportance Wait, is that in play that regs? Well, wags is the important one. The rest are unimportant All right wags and other unimportance in playing that he is one of the other Oh, shit. Yeah, well, I'm gonna save that and we will explain that lore to him when he's able to hear it Um, sorry for not mentioning sands this time. Oh wait That I know who that profile would have been who sent that so that tells them That's how much we're getting through this backlog. This one says woof woof. What do I do with that? Um, have you seen black out of the third? Yes The um, so you know What I'm referencing then The most funny is black out of the third was my favorite and as time went on black out of the fourth became my favorite See I I I think they're all so strong that I can't Wait, do you think black out is first season is strong? Yeah That one was always the dodgy one to me I had trouble enjoying it But I think it might be because I saw them out of order and I didn't like black out of being retarded Like I was like, uh, that's not fun. Yeah, he's a very different character in season one Which by the way for people who it makes sense People who have heard that out of context. Yeah, people who know black out or is well, this will make sense completely And then people who haven't will be like what the fuck are they talking about? He's he's literally an entirely different character. Yes um Watch black out of though. It's really strong black out of third and fourth are fucking great Second is still strong as well as far as I'm concerned. I just think third and fourth are better than it See no, I well see I watched uh second and First and second way before I watched Third and fourth so they're in that like sweet little nostalgia zone for me I don't know how I'd feel about them if I had seen them all at the same time But I think I still think First and second are the strongest. I believe I saw them a third second fourth first Actually, I think fourth is as strong as I don't The thing with fourth is it's not just funny. It's poignant It has a lot of things to say about world war one that are very very strong And they they're very sneaked in and amongst the funnies and then funnily enough They showed us the finale in my english class along with other things They fucking didn't buy it as well. Yeah, because the whole reason was the ending they were like So this isn't just funny. This is also very sad because this is what it was like and it was like, oh my god Well, okay, it wasn't it was my history Yeah, well history English, you know, whatever I always assume whenever they showed media like that in schools It's because they were like half fuck. I want to take I want to take the lesson off. I'll show them a movie Oh, yeah, like my my history teacher was totally into the fact that he was allowed to I mean, I know my my history teacher was very very lazy and didn't give a fuck And so we watched a lot of movies We watched downfalls him brought Ryan and a whole bunch of others. It was very fun And because they were our lessons Yeah, well, we were gonna watch so you saw Fellowship of the Ring, right? Yeah, so do you remember the fight between Aragorn and Lurtz at the end of the film? Um, I don't remember their names I can hate you. So Aragorn versus so main main fighter man versus main evil orc man Right, even though it's a work kind of whatever so that was so you know what show and tell is obviously but in our sort of School you could do whatever you wanted. I think that's probably the same for most places And uh, and I think I may have said this on eFat before but I don't even care because this is very late And I've had alcohol a good friend of mine at the time Show and tell choice was the visual dictionary and A scene from Lord of the Rings and just explaining how awesome Lord the Rings is even though he was fucking like 10 at the time And uh, the visual dictionary part no one really cared because it just gets the part where you have to show the movie And he was like so the movie is like really good and the it comes down to a big fight at the end And he was playing it and we were all fucking glued to the screen watching Aragorn fight Lurtz And there was this girl in the class who was like scared by the scene and she was like this is horrifying I hate it when she started crying And the teacher was like Oh, this is probably too adult for this class It was year four, which means the reception year one two receptionally Five six seven eight. I think I've been eight years old, which to be honest with you. That's probably inappropriate It's quite bloody But everybody was into it except for this one girl and she could start crying The teacher turned it off and said you can't watch this in school ever. We were like It was one of the most annoying parts of my life that I haven't forgotten because I was really into it Even though I can watch that scene as many times as I want right now It's almost like I regret not being able to finish it in that moment full on similar story. Okay. This is why democracy This is this is this is the moment. I realized democracy fundamentally broken and I was like six right we had um A we had for our class treat right to watch a movie Right. Um, we'd earned this we had fully earned this by being a good class And the teacher was like, okay movie time The system that she decided was we could all vote on what movie we wanted to watch right We could anyone could bring in a movie as long as it was age appropriate Put into the voting pool and the whole class would vote All of the girls in the class vote the same way which was for high school musical. Oh, yeah Yeah, all the boys were split between like several different movies So good, I assume Yeah You know, we we were forced to watch high school musical in our music class at one point in school. So So it's like this but this this was the fucking torture of me sitting there going this Guys, we need to work together This is my reward right now watching this piece of shit Damn see unity defeats Uh individualism But we made me think you know what would be better if if democracy was based on a system of making The least people unhappy instead of the most So not democracy. Yeah Jay tuned his back on democracy and his country. Yep Democracy is gay While with us it was almost the opposite democracy would have said that that film continued But one person being an unhappy to them meant that all of it stopped So that needs to be a happy middle ground There is a lesson between the two stories that me and Jay have just told Yeah, we've we've just we've just that The c-fat has better themes Not even necessarily better themes just more consistent ones Yeah, I'll go with that more I said fuck the rest of the audience and laughed at everything that was ridiculous There was a man cursing at the movie beside me This is the thing about britain Um, well, I say about britain. It's probably applicable to a lot of places But they are fucking silent as the grave with so many movies Even even end game the best you can get is Or God damn it britain wake up and so if I Well, this is my experience. I've been to a lot of fucking theaters and a lot of fucking movies and they stay silent and um In the case of Rise of skywalker if I burst out laughing when they kissed I think I may have encouraged a few people to laugh along But I also think I would have encouraged a few people to be like dude, what the fuck up? Like come on. We try to watch a movie So, um, well, I did burst out laughing when that happened for you or the Well, it's the thing I would love to We said it before we said it during and we'll probably say it forever I would have loved to have watched that movie for the first time with a bunch of people who hated tlj Just so that we could all take this For the fucking barrel of laughs that it was It was very funny See, I was there with a friend who was Was like Like literally as they were about to kiss he was looking at it like please don't kiss please don't kiss And I was there having seen the leaks of kissing just waiting for it like man So so out of fucking nowhere like the other reason it didn't seem out of nowhere to me was that I'd read it in the leaks I was like here it comes Yeah, and I think I've seen the screenshot of it as well, but but If not for that I would have been I think I honestly would have been like whoa That's inappropriate You just brought this person back to life and you're kissing them. That seems wrong Nope, completely normal deal people not laugh during comedies. Yeah, no, but again, it's very reserved The biggest laugh I think I've ever seen in an audience was in infinity war when he said uh, why is gamora? I remember the the audience losing this shit at that line and I was really impressed See there were a lot of loud laughs in my one You're in scotland though. They're right. Yeah That's racism. Yes I don't even disagree. It's just so unclear Okay How do you argue with someone who defends bad stuff in movies with this movie just tells the story about someone who did it like that I I need to know more specifics to be able to counter or support that argument that could actually be valid as in Uh, if someone was like, how is it that I am man can sustain bullets to a suit Like well, this is the story about somebody who has the technology that allows him to do that You know, how about what about how come? um An end game they have a stupid plan instead of a good plan I feel bad ever having defended it because I just assumed that end game would fix it I was like, I'm sure of it end game is gonna fucking reveal to us all of the smartness behind infinity war And it's one of the many things where I've just I've lost that faith now in anything that comes after a thing Because a lot of people are saying well shad believes that season two of mandalorian could and he's not wrong by the way could fix season one To a degree and it's like yeah, it could but it won't nothing does What was the last thing you watched jay that you felt wow they did a good job fixing what came before I can't remember that ever happening. I do but it's it's angel season five, which is 2003 That's all I got What happened in the last 17 years for that? It's like Nothing So there's probably there's probably examples out there, but I've no well I don't think anyone cares too because everybody wants to tell their own stories Which on one hand makes a lot of sense. It's like, yeah, I want to tell my own stories too But fuck me if I'm hired to continue a franchise For example, I think we've talked about this before But let's take a franchise that neither I or you are interested in jay. All right, you ready? Yes, shoot. Shoot. Which one I'm gonna guess Fuck I was gonna go with something but now I'm not sure about it. Let me um Charmed I fucking love charmed. Is that true? I don't know what it is Okay, good. So someone says jay mola and this is you have to accept this or it's nothing else You both have to write me a new season five seasons. Yeah, I'm going crazy with this five seasons of charmed And you'll get 10 million dollars to do it And you have however long you require and the maximum cap is like 10 years to write the seasons Um, would you accept that? Sure Yeah, I probably would because it's all fucking a lot of money. I can do a lot of good with it It's the same logic as before and then I the first port of call if we were to meet in a board room be like What are we doing? We could go. I don't know. I mean, it's about three girls. I think who are witches That's what I remember about it. Let's just make our own thing. So we do anything we want That's yes, that is the requirement. However I would fucking watch all of charmed. I'm gonna put it out there Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I'd be like let's watch all of charmed and probably watch them all the ones And take loads of notes figure out all of the rules and then be like, right How do we make an interesting story on top of everything that we have? And you might be like, oh, yeah, okay, you guys are so thorough It's like, I don't know. I just feel like that's the watching the thing you're adapting is thorough Exactly. I feel like that's the bog standard and yet I don't think they're doing this I don't think most people do this when they get handed an IP I think I think you're underestimating this We'll we'll always like to version of this. You're like You're cutting out a lot. What are you saying? I think I think you're underestimating that they're just being the stupid It's like they watched it and then they were like You really think that they're watching it this stuff. You really think so? Yeah I think they're watching it, but they're not really paying attention. So, okay Do I think the guy who made dark fate watched terminator one and two? Yes Do I think ryan johnson watched? Like all of star wars clone wars rebels and the original trilogy and the prequels before writing a script absolutely not Oh, yeah, not not the shows. I don't even know that he wrote. I don't think he wrote his script after having rewatched the ot and prequels I'm not sure. I believe that Really? Yeah, I I'm not saying that has any like I think that he had some really quote-unquote good ideas inside his head from the get-go. He was like Luke is going to be disenfranchised from the force. That's going to be his position I remember him from the ot. He was very much like Team force team jedi And I'm going to have this character have evolved since then because a character staying static is Pathetic and stupid and boring like nobody believes that a person would stay the same over 30 years Like I think that he would have that kind of arrogance and he might be like is that arrogance? I'd be like well not necessarily. It's just the way that he did it all. I don't know Is it okay? Um, but no, I don't know for sure. I guess I can see that maybe he uh He did rewatch them as he was writing I don't jay. He made like they said like the first draft was 90% or the final draft was 90% of the first draft like that's insane I don't even do that for my shitty reviews, dude I do You know, I know you do because you suck I don't redraft a huge amount but like I normally have thought about it a lot by the time and TFA part three is the most redrafted thing I've ever made because I keep having to redraft it I recorded some today though. I put that at the discord. I was like, I'm fucking finally recording audio for this piece of shit video It's finally happening I'm hoping to get a huge bulk done tomorrow, which is now today Which is probably going to be fucking flushed away because it's 8 a.m And I haven't slept yet, which means I'm going to wake up at like late o'clock That doesn't sound like that doesn't sound about right Hmm either way I guess I'll continue the context is for the movie Prometheus. So This person was telling you it makes sense because that's just the way it was in Prometheus I need more specifics than that. I'm afraid like what specific is say for example You're referencing how she got crushed by the donut mobile because she didn't walk left or right And if you if the argument was yeah, well, she just walked forward I'd be like, okay the criticism is that she's retarded and you haven't answered that so But there's a lot of things that's wrong with Prometheus. I don't even want to go there. Have you seen Prometheus j I have that's one of the things I have And you've seen alien as well. I've seen all of the alien films except resurrection. What did you think of Prometheus? I liked it when it came out, but bear in mind. I watched it when it came out and I So you're saying That you don't like it now or No, I'm saying that I I have it. I'm very okay. I am very different critically to Now to how I was then I liked it when I watched it when it came out, which was like um, which was Like what 2013? 20 when did it come out 20? So I was honestly twin 12, but I'll check I I would have been like Hang on Twin 12. Yeah So I was uh, I was 19. Wow. I was a young man I was 12 You were a baby Oh, no, wait. I was 13 still a baby So Yeah, I was not very critical of film It's neat. No, and it checks it checks a lot of It checks a lot of boxes for me in terms of like I love just sci-fi mysteries that leave you thinking about them because they don't actually There's a difference when it comes to execution if there's sorts of things I'm aware of that, but I'm telling you that I enjoyed it Uh, yeah, no, I would I would believe that and you know why because when I came out of the cinema with alex We both concluded it was great And that we loved the film I've told this story before as well, but we we got in the car And I was like, you know, it was great, but There was that one thing that was weird and then we talked about it. And I was like, yeah, okay Hey, you know what else? You know, else was weird that other one thing. Yeah, that was kind of weird, too And for example, I'm assuming you've had criticisms before right, but the navigator gets lost The biologist is fearful of biology like these really weird contradictions Um And then the rest of it and then we hadn't even left the the car park and we were like Is this film bad? I think so nothing makes any fucking sense Uh, but it's visually it's very striking and and atmospheric the whole film is right. So it's just like, oh And it worked for a little bit. It didn't work for long though. He's not jj abrams. He couldn't trick me for very long My equivalent to that now is like if you liked Prometheus, but wish it was good watched europe That's racist. It's not like exactly the same kind of thing, but it's like it's the same Except it's not in the air, but also just watch europe it's very strong. Okay. Uh, jay, I can't I have no choice. You have to see what am I supposed to do about that? What Only jay can read this long You cut out what did you say? Only jay can read this long man not allowed. All right, there you go. I couldn't read that. I'm sorry You can't say you're a long man. You made like a really long video before I was a Skywalker. So you're a long one too. Yeah But he said only jay so I'm not like I'm not a 16 hour long man. All right Nice neither are you yet? Haha layer. I am a head out dies I don't know if it's referential to the film or in real life, but either way like fucking hell I hadn't even thought about that being real life mohler say niber angrily with your shirt off Niber There you go. Thank you. Just take your shirt off quickly there. I did. I totally did it. Yeah Why did they nosedive the falcon into the planet in end all and why was that planet not a desolate wasteland after the dish section crashed into it? Yeah, so I don't know why they said their landing gear wasn't working properly. And so that meant they had to fucking plow their falcon into the ground Instead of just landing it that made no sense at all And secondly, yeah, if the dish crashed in that kind of Quality like it hadn't been Destroyed, it's just like how is there not a major fucking impact on the planet? Have you heard about this jade did I tell you about this like what the what the reasoning is for why it's there? Rather than the forest moon of end all that we all know so well with the ewoks Why is it? because it entered a phantom hyperspace anomaly And what that means is it blew up And a piece of it flew into a hyperspace anomaly that sent it flying into a different area of space That can suck my dick. Yeah, it really can can't it because that's like the peak of hey, man You don't know. Maybe there was a fucking hyperspace anomaly. It's like you fuck yourself It's literally just oh, why didn't it go to the place it should have gone? That's the that's literally the explanation. Yes It fell through a magic hole A magical Is that canon? Well, it's in the visual dictionary. So fucking hell And someone sent me a picture of it like if people don't believe me in chat go search for it It's in the it's in the rise of skywalk of visual dictionary Trying to explain why it wasn't on the end door planet or end of moon whatever The one with the ewoks is my point like this. It's terrible I'm pretty sure we showed it on stream. I can't remember Yeah, well it fell through a magic hole It darks out of the force of the pathway to many abilities Some can see the other You know what's great about it is if you if you address jj with that you probably be like what you go? Yeah, did that happen? He goes fucking. I don't know Someone write that you go. Yes. He's like, okay. Yeah, I guess that's what happened. I don't know Uh, why is there not a tiny Santa hat on top of shads rightly ending pommel? Um, I don't think shad has a santa version of his His icon and that is that is criticism that is fair criticism and we'll have to deal with that Over time every hi everyone missed the beginning. Can I have your tour? Your tour quick word on star wars 9 It's bad. It's bad really bad terribly bad the worst It's bad all of it I get it. That's a reference to tfa Hi rags amoola. Hello, and I will save that high rags for ranks I watched about an hour of the stream waited four hours to watch the movie Watch the movie and y'all are still streaming. God, that movie was horrible. Keep up the good work massives Also high rags You started with high rags and you ended with high rags. What am I supposed to do with this? Jay explain Did they watch episode nine? Apparently during the stream where we were discussing episode Why would you why would you start watching efap to watch star wars at nine? That's well in fairness If let's just presume for a second. They like the stream a lot If uh if a stream I was watching whole topic Was a particular movie and they were talking about it for like seven hours before superchats I'd be inclined to see the movie Wouldn't you? Yeah There we go. There we go. Jay has been proven a fraud I hadn't agreed to that Hey more. Can you watch star wars theories video on riser skywalker and or get him on to discuss the film? Maybe I'd have to check it out But is that a person who's very pro tlj because if they are they probably don't like us theory the person who was blocking everyone who like Criticized tlj. I don't think that's like is that star wars explained or all that star wars explained Never mind ignore my ignore my flisms. Yeah, that's a person who's gotten the deep end of being like star wars is good people It's like dude How bad does it have to be before you go? Okay, maybe it's not great I'll I'll go that far. It's not great Uh, but yeah, I'm okay with that if star wars theory is interested. Perfect Uh forgot to mention you guys were already three hours in when I started watching. All right neat Prequel trilogy had too much autism the sequel trilogy had too little autism The ot's level of autism was just right star wars needs an autist on a leash I kind of agree with that. I would actually go as far as saying I kind of agree with it too Because the idea is that this the sequel trilogy is like boom boom boom action cool attractive people saying things that like quippy jokes and in the whoa And then the prequels were like lots of slower Methodical scenes explaining how everything works and then committing to those things You know like, uh-huh. Okay. I get other planets or yeah, okay units. Yeah, okay Uh, that's not to say that either of them lack the other But I guess I agree with the ot being like a perfect balance Interesting take there is there is a lot of Thanos to that analogy. That's what I will say And you know what autism? It's a good thing. Is it not Jay? We didn't we learn that from predator? I believe it's a neutral thing. No good thing Why would predators hunt for it if it was a neutral thing? Um, because it's well a neutral thing by definition can be good and bad and other That sounds like some kind of ism. I don't know which one it is, but I'll find out I'll google it One way or another. Oh stream gets taken down for copyright Oh god, I can hear the garbage man outside. That's how late we are. That's so mean you can't just call them garbage man I disliked this movie so much. I left my theater before the end. I had the 4chan spoilers on my phone Did I do well? I left after Ray's kylo force heal Ray's kylo force heal Yep, she does do that Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah I was thinking of the other one and I was like, but that's backwards. But no, you're right I hope you're well and a merry christmas everyone. Merry christmas. Thank you for For the merry crumbo crumbonius What that was sorry that was just thank you for the merry crumbo crumbonius. Just tickle me Just watch the force awakens for the first time in prep for episode nine tomorrow night Your review is 100 right and the foundation for the train wreck of episode nine was laid in tfa Honestly, I feel like there's no way I'm fucking anywhere near the the first person to say something like that. I feel like that's just the That's what everyone's come to realize about tfa now Though it would be interesting to see how tfa was remembered if tlj and tros were very well written films Oh, I think it would be controversial to say it's bad even though it's not very well made That would be interesting Like if everything was developed Um develop rude. You're in the uk. They're dustbin man. No, they're rubbish man That's what this You can't call them that bin man That's fine. Yeah Uh get heal versus baby face on efap sometime. I've seen some of his videos. He's a cool man And uh, yeah, that's a possibility sometime in the future. Perhaps it would be cool to have him on Um, also you haven't read a bunch of my super chats yet. I'm getting annoyed. That was from the overflow from The the riser skywalker stream, which was the 21st of december of 2019 That super chat complaining that we hadn't read his other super chat. It's like, oh jeez Whoever said that I'm sorry, but that's we're getting there. Okay I love you guys take my movie theater ticket dollar. I won't spend it on this trash instead of disney I think I read that wrong. Have you guys seen or heard of the cars built variety hours review of the prequels? I think he gets a tons of things wrong and only made many points just for laughs We're planning on covering it Hey, jay, what would you rather cover out of these the three prequel? No, wait the three trilogies The prequels the sequel I said ot, but at this point I kind of I'm easy. I want But I don't mind which one you don't mind which one you don't have a preference. I figured you would Uh, actually, I you know, I've turned the sequels Ot that's sequels or ot Prequels or ot. Oh, okay. Uh, right because you've talked about the sequels for so long. That's kind of boring now Is that the idea? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense Yeah, and we will cover him eventually because I've seen all of his ot one and I think I watched most of his prequel one with fringy It was a nightmare because it was really bad and I saw about a third of his sequel one And I saw up to the point where he's like You can't Analyze objectively and it doesn't make any sense That's his voice. I did a perfect impression You did jay didn't deny it. That's not me. That's true. I agreed with it. You fucking idiot jay didn't deny it That means it's true. Just saw episode nine It's like jar jar wanted to make a bad anime and a bad marvel movie at the same time Using only a pile of shit and put some star wars frosting on the shit cake He ended up with biggest trainwreck in the history of cinema It's it's bad I don't know what I would pick as the biggest trainwreck in the history of cinema What would you pick jay? Oh There's so like so many up star wars trilogies star wars trilogy sequel trilogy There's like I don't know if I can pick like You know, you know, you know how it do Yeah, I would probably rather be like the the disney trilogy is the biggest disaster of mainstream high budget movies That's probably the way I'd want to sit. Is it though? It's like Terminogenesis exists and that's not trilogy though. Oh, you see biggest disaster of a trilogy. Yeah, mainstream high budget trilogy Oh, yeah That's quite, you know, like what would compare and it's like, I don't know Anything you reference is probably better Because most successful trilogies have one that's good. Like that's usually the the qualifier for why a trilogy even exists And we're talking about a trilogy that all sucks and relies entirely on the ot But like it's much better than the other two Depending on who you talk to that's not even what they would they would concede. I have to be honest like you Have you you've seen my tfa part one two, right? Oh, have you not? Yeah So I don't know if you remember them that well But I'm not even that far into the films and I have spotted like a bazillion things that's wrong with the plot So I don't know if you remember them that well, but I'm not even that far into the films and I have spotted like a Yeah, but like still though Are you going to appeal to the fact they don't obliterate as many characters or law rules? I'm not gonna appeal to anything. I'm just gonna leave. Okay Well, I just I I was convinced by er that the force awakens is actually in the running for the worst of the trilogy All three of them are Tfa is to blame for everything. It's the one that decided All of the fundamental things such as Han Solo got divorced from Leia and is a crappy smuggler. Luke is secluded on some island The empire is back without any explanation With a leader that's like palpatine, but also not palpatine Like is there's so much damage that tfa does that the only way that you could make tlg work in the first place was just full repairs you're in full repair mode And what I'm referring to is like flashbacks and exposition heavy But obviously tlg was a disaster because ryan jones was like no fuck any of that. I'm making my own story I was like no wait. No. No. We need to repeat. No And that's what we got Oh god And that's that's kind of that's the thing like I found it really fascinating to sort of Think about how all three of them have very strong reasoning for why they are the worst of the trilogy And then you take a step back and you realize wow, this is a really bad trilogy This is a really bad trilogy I think it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. We're fine. Like you're ever reacting really Uh, that said episode nine was less viscerally awful than tlg It's more bad in the way that tfa was bad, but cranked to 11 tlg was bad even at the time Whereas episode nine is only bad when you think about any of it I don't know how you can't find any of episode nine bad without Being conscious Yeah, I don't agree with that bit You you just look at it. It's impossible not to detect how tizmy episode nine is While also being able to absorb events It's just fucking bad everywhere that film like It's bad all over my face. It's it's sprayed all over it was Slathered it's bad in Morning, it's bad at night. It's bad in the afternoon It's even bad It's just bad in the afternoon as well. Yes Uh, for anyone who missed it There is a hold-on maneuver visible in the epilogue of the film in the skies of rendall Which is really strange because this is the film that says it's almost impossible It's like, what are you doing? You just said it can't be done. Then you did it again. Why would you do it? I don't What do you think that's about? Do you think I could just sub CGI artist was like, but it'll look cool I don't know. I don't don't ask me why they made the decisions. They mean I this is what I mean like It feels like everybody in lucas film is just doing their own thing and nobody's talking to each other Like maybe they are you're making an episode of like we're both working on charmed, right? That I'm go back to that analogy and you make an episode with a A schlem but not the rick and morty schlem. Okay, this is our own schlem And it's a monster that exists as gas but it continues to any state of matter Whenever it wants and then I simultaneously make an episode that establishes that you cannot change into a state of Matter and even faster than one minute like it takes that long and your guy's doing it every second And then like we release those episodes back to back Compared to a lot of the things no, I know but the idea is like oh shit. That's what you did and then you're like Oh, shit. That's what you did and then I'm like Well Yeah, like nothing we can do to fix it. This is like a dude who's like you haven't released these episodes yet We can fix it. We're both like Nobody's gonna care Nobody's gonna care. I feel like that sums up the sequel trilogy. Nobody's gonna care Guys people care Nobody it's fine. Nobody's going to care Daily reminder that diabeto consumed tros and gave it an eight out of 10 That's insane, isn't it because like if he gave it like a six, I'd be like Ah, I can see that. That's yeah, I get it like Assuming you didn't give tljl tfa any lower than a six. I can totally see it getting a six, but an eight Dude, that's like top tier I love that. I love him. He's such a fascinating being, isn't he? Yeah it's like I just don't I don't know. I don't know how to sum this up quickly. He's just he just exists Like his world makes sense from his perspective to him There is a bit of a like what would it be like to wake up as movibob? Like and just live a day like what would it be like? It would be fucking fried. It would be insane. You just feel like what's happening. Everything's weird Uh, j doctor who gay now? How do we kill it? Uh, just don't watch it. You're gonna keep watching it Uh, and if you if you live in the uk don't watch broadcast television and stop playing paying your license fee You're gonna keep watching it. Don't lie to me. Uh, yeah, but I watch it at a friend's house So I don't pay for it Um The hero's fall would have been a fine arc for luke if it had been based on luke's episode six flaw He must believe in the goodness of his family and ben solo was just a bad seed who went rabid with luke unable to see it coming Could still be snook induced The problem with episode eight's hero's fall was that it was based on a character flaw luke didn't have So it was completely unreasonable to accept it happening off screen even off screen It even on screen. It would have been hard, but off impossible Yeah, like they could have done that they could have done they could have done of him falling based on a See me display. This is kind of the thing when like When ox they told us he was too trusting and that's why he's fucked now When ox are concerned most of the time there's still something about the character before and after the arc that stayed consistent um Just for example like walter white cares about his family both before and after his arc It's just that his uh, that's like a core motivation that gets altered over time as his primary Let's say fire for for why he's making the drugs and selling them and becoming more and more powerful. Um with luke though They were like he grew to Have like a thing that changed what everybody considers his core value And it's like you can't do that. That's not allowed You'd have to like justify that for a very long time that it's gonna take a long I'll do it. No, I'm gonna do it off screen That's good, right? That's good storytelling to do that off screen. Sorry. What did you say? I was saying no, I'm I am gonna do that and I'm You you cut out. Why did you do this to me? I am gonna do that and I'm gonna do it off screen. All right. Yeah I mean they did do it off screen. They only gave us what? Nothing must be good storytellers What do you call it when it's a flashback three times that's different that's only 10 seconds long? What is that off screen or is that on screen? But baller do you not think people change? No, jay. Have how much of you changed now between the last second you existed? Three, okay, so we times that by a billion You haven't changed at all That's three billion exactly three billion seconds is probably like at least a year. I haven't I haven't checked my calculator That's one of my favorite things that ever happened on this planet when wolf was like Tell me how it makes sense without saying he's old He's old. He's old So I stop it Um Okay, uh the dagger said imperial vault on end or moon Except the death star wouldn't have stayed there after completion Was the dagger made after episode six then why not have just abandoned. I mean it would have to be right Yep Like I can't a lot of like I think I said this on the stream a lot of people were like It's so dumb that the dagger managed to predict the the the wreckage And I was like no, I'm I'm I mean they're dumb, but I don't think they're that dumb Like I'm pretty sure they're trying to say that someone crafted the knife based on the wreckage um And so was the dagger made after episode six and why not just have abandoned the imp facility on end door without DS would make more sense Without the death star I guess I I stand by the fact that it makes no sense that neither the first order or the rebels plundered that piece of wreckage It blows my mind There's so much valuable shit in there That's because you're stupid Fine. You're a stupid. I'll beat you up. I'll put you in the in the shoe You'll put me in the shoe. Fuck. That's my weakness What am I referencing with that? My brain feels like that's a thing Uh I don't I don't if it is I don't know what Chat is there a spooky thing People are put into that's referred to as the shoe in any media. Let me know if I'm referencing something without realizing it I'm gonna equally await what they say Me too, um Old-style x-wings didn't have a nav computer that could take a hyperjump without their astromech Red five is an old-style x-wing and ray had no astromech And tie fighters didn't have hyperdrives until thrones era. Where did they get these things? See now Funnily enough, I see stuff like that as like guys. Why would you even bother? Like you're highlighting things That if JJ Abrams did his very best and worked for a hundred years on a script. He wouldn't nail this stuff It just wouldn't happen like I'm imagining like That that's that's the kind of criticism that people think all of your criticisms are Yeah, I guess so Someone referenced the chokey. I I remember the chokey. I wasn't referencing that with the shoe chokey strokey Oh, you've seen Matilda, right? No Why would you assume that I've seen a thing? Because it was a film that I saw in school like several times. So I assumed that they tortured you with the same thing, but apparently not No, they didn't Someone's got your referencing efap 87, which isn't a thing yet Uh, I'm referencing orange is the new black. I haven't watched that show And I'm referencing Achilles shoe. I don't I don't think that's what I was going for Maybe maybe it's something that doesn't actually happen. I just thought that it would be that could be it. I don't know Maybe you have no brain someone suggested The scoville heat unit shu for shoe Yes, that was it Wood to ros have been objectively good if it ended with ray saying her last name was steamboat I think it would have been better if it ended with her saying You cut out. What did you say if it ended with her saying? I don't think I did If it ended with her saying her last name was Oh, just Yeah, well Rape I literally think anything other than skywalker would have been better Not just like not just for meaning but also for fun For meaning organa would have been Yeah, like for comedy slash drama would have been what I don't even fuck like what they went with was the worst choice There is one thing that would have been worse What is it? solo or ren Ray ren i've been so awkward Ray solo I would have been the question marks would manifest above my head I'd be like because she'd be calling herself because it bends so I suppose I mean a lot of people were confused about skywalker. They were like, didn't she like not like luke? And it's like, well, she kind of liked him a little bit and she liked laia. So But laia's name was organa. Well, she doesn't know that she's stupid That's a justification That's the end universe. She calls herself that she tells people she based it after laia. They're like, you do know That's not her original name, right? Like that's the name she ran with too because Because they didn't bother with the world billy Nobody knows who anyone is because there's no willing building. We don't know if the society even They might not have told anyone I mean, if okay, if you um, let's say you find out your Darth Vader's child Uh, and the empire's just been toppled Do you go around telling people your Darth Vader's child? Probably not probably not, right? I don't think people would have known Um Well, that's a complicated thing actually because if you were the son of hitler and you killed him yourself And you said that america was the correct. Well, everybody else was the correct You might actually flaunt that in order to not only, uh Make yourself look non-guilty but also to try and spearhead the faction of hey Germany isn't a bad As a whole that we were the ones that defeated this monster and that we want recognition for rising up against him You know that sort of thing. I probably wouldn't proudly flaunt around the name hitler No, after the initial blast of you know, we're innocent. Don't kill us Can we try and reach some tisms after that you might walk through the streets and be like, yeah, you know My name is john smith John schmooch Nice and simple The entire movie was made backwards jg just thought up cool moments and then the writers would have to justify it Literally everything in the movie movie was made that way also babu frick literally babu frick babu frick Hey I mean hymn hymn c3po carried the movie. Okay, babu frick is very scottish humor as well I remember you saying that before you're trying to own him without any necessary membership Right mine give him back the welsh could have him. We're very rowdy No, we could And you're only saying no because you're racist Yeah, I don't deny that So this says ray steamboat applies blackface And then ray racism. I I know the racism joke You gotta we gotta keep evolving the joke because You hear too many of them at the same time the most played out one to me is the the ray shadow legends one Yeah, my favorite is my name is ray rape rape shadow That's just I want to see that film like just that being in the film. Okay Are there any actual other things that would be worse in the universe than going Ray's Wait worse than what sorry Uh ray that would have left a left a more bitter taste in your mouth so um What's funny is I would actually like to split myself into the two universes for ray solo and ray skywalker and see which One's more pissed off about the reveal Because I'm not even sure which one I hate more But other than those two I don't think anything can come close to those two if you know what I mean Like ray ray organa would be better Ray organa makes a lot more sense to me Uh Ray banks great I love that Then like ray dameron what about like a student face which says ray palpatine I'd fucking love that. My new eyes turned all sithy and she went ray palpatine And then the credits cut in and it says to be continued That would be the best thing ever everyone would love it Is that supposed to be alfred? Why are people memeing ralf's very fair point in this joker video? What is that about alfred? Ray ralf ralf This one says ray ray pissed Why should be pissed she's clearly happy she's won everything He's won everything she just needs to pee Uh, so ray is palpatine's granddaughter and in the canon doth vader was fathered by palpatine Meaning he's ray's uncle so ray and luke and lairs cousin and thus kyler's aunt There's a lot of things about that about how it's a big old incest I'm gonna I'm gonna be like I'm gonna click grab a glass and I'll be okay Everyone I know who like it actually ignore the previous movies or turn their brain off They say they are true star wars fans. How incredibly annoying Let's just say I'm not friends with them anymore. Hi rags and hi mohler. Hello I shall save that for mr. Raghu one momento Almost finished my meme video But I'm missing this a video essay Where a quote from a philosopher slash intellectual is cited like a bilbo quote in gadelb Not interested in parodies already looked into just right scorer video any suggestions Um brown table referencing carl mox in his video about what makes good art and if you can't Find the original because I think he deleted it You'll have to go to the efap where we cover it with metal and j longboner's guests I can't remember which number it is but his reference to carl mox is utterly hilarious and you should use it I'm back. Did you did you entertain my stream for me? Yes. I entertained your stream for you. Thank you I like how this is longer than a shit ton of efaps all right now Remember how the falcon uses hyperspace to go past the scar scar scar scar scar scar star killer base Shields without Yeah, I'll just say that that's the truth. Yeah, it's not about me mispronouncing it a little Star killer base shields without hitting the ground and disintegrating seemed ridiculous thinking about hyperspace skipping by the way the stream peeked at Stream peeked at ten thousand seven hundred ninety nine viewers on that one Neat and look how far we've dropped now. We're at nine hundred people listening to this washed-up set of youtubers caught 938 Yeah, you see by even mentioning they're leaving We're encouraging people to leave now This is the true fans are in chat right now Press one in the chat if you're a true fan. That's that's where we're at jay. We got it. We got to be doing that. All right Makes complete sense I'm going to type two as well Uh ray ray square pants SpongeBob is turned on ray as well Caramel pre-chins um Even though Star Wars is science fiction The ships used to adhere to a strict rule system based on volume of reactor massive ship engine size weapon and shield energy consumption Etc Disney has completely thrown out the laws of physics out the window Throwing the laws of physics out the window agreed laws of physics are kind of bunk in in uh the sequel trilogy I think that's pretty cool though and I like it It's objective jay said he liked it. I'm sorry super chatter. He's he's betrayed you Uh, this is a question super chat. Chad. I mean, so I'm gonna save it One in a million yet the success rate is the most consistent thing in the sequel trilogy It's really dumb For the audience try listening to star destroyer bridge ambience while watching efap It makes it sound like the crew is hanging out on the bridge Drifting through space watching tizmy takes From the far reaches of the subjective regions of the galaxy. And what were you saying jay? I prefer TARDIS ambience, but I didn't realize there was star destroyer bridge ambience Yeah, I didn't know I'm not even in my I'm like, what does that sound like and I guarantee if I was to listen to it I'd be like, oh that makes sense I thought I'd recognize it but Okay, yeah, it's not actually like a Because like things like the TARDIS have like a steady hum Like you can you know what that sounds like, right? I think I do. Yeah um This isn't a steady hum. It's just like background Here, oh, okay There's like a tie fighter flying through the background. There's a mouse droid That's like some offices like chatting in the background some footsteps There is a steady hum actually Was just at efap.me this efap mini is longer than about 60 percent of all of the efaps good rat indeed Also backstroke of the west not breath of the wild Oh, yeah, we did clarify that eventually watch that. It's really funny Wait, you've seen it and I haven't I have It's great. We just broke the laws of the universe I know We'll never be forgiven for this Uh I'm very pleased that someone is taking over wolf's role as designated angry rant guy shads a worthy candidate Oh, I don't think anyone's gonna be able to do what wolf was doing but offering alternatives There's got a few people who give good angry rants, but none. No one was like stepped I wouldn't say anybody could do shads rants like shad and no one can do wolf's rants like wolves, you know That's true Like no one can do jay's rants like jay. I don't really because they're so pathetic Wow, I'm literally going to stab you now You can't do it. You're too far away unless you're a super long man I am this the longest no because you read that thing out earlier that Said no long man can read it. So I've just realized that my longest series isn't like an hour and a half. It's three hours Well, this is the funny thing once I finish my tfa series That's probably gonna clock in at longer than joseph annison's series on Uh, the witcher which is supposed to be the longest man series that ever was ever And I'm like I do them all and I'm one movie you gotta get on my level joe And when I say that I permanently make sure that he'll never talk to me Because it's probably more offensive than calling him a massive He's never gonna he's never gonna speak ever again. Not just you Generally stop speaking. He's like i'm too offended to speak Uh Did you know that the star destroyers in palpatine's fleet aren't old imperious Imperial star destroyers. He hid away despite using sensors from the oldest division They are 800 meters long despite looking identical other than the gun. I bet jj went back in and demanded bigger Again, these are the kind of things that jj wouldn't even fucking consider as far as I can tell but I'm sure he demanded bigger and better bigger is always better to jj. That's the only input jj had He just turned back up occasionally said Oh shad is actually listening right now. Hello shad You're you're a beautiful man. I hope everything's going well, uh throat wires, I suppose Uh, wait shad is in chat. You could answer some of the shad related question I should wait until you can speak in voice. That makes more sense. Um, dude, where is tfa critique or three? I'm supposed to be part three the editing on the first two parts is my favorite work you've done It's on the way and it shall have the same level of editing as those first two Uh, anyway, thanks for staying objective and not letting anyone influence you to say something irrational Keep up the good shit my friend. I've been irrational at some point. I'm pretty sure I'm friends with j. I think that's pretty irrational Thank you see he agrees. Um But yes, uh, thank you very much. That's very kind and tfa part three shall be on the way Why did you say that like That's that's that's the foreshadowing that it won't be tfa first It'll be a bunch of gadelp shit because april fools will probably come before me releasing anything significant. Okay Fight me. Maybe I will That was me firing my laser gun that travels through the internet That was that was me not giving a shit. Oh, right You know, I didn't know that was a rule. You didn't establish that in season one. You hit you hit er Oh Here i'm so sorry If every listen, so this is you know, what the fuck Why did you shoot me? That's just outrage Two's time stamps from previous efab episodes play them in order and enjoy It's episode one and episode 15. Okay. I'm gonna save that and we will try and check that out at a time Where i'm more able to do something like that right now. I'm just i'm flubed and Jay, how long do you have in you? uh, well, I got up very I got up quite shortly before we went on stream, so quite a while Can't have you outlasting me. That's wrong It's happened before it's no shame name a single time that's ever happened this time Oh my god Blessed pipe man gay unicorn donut porno soon, please He has been thoroughly invited back to efab. I think he's dealing with a lot of personal tisms and and online tisms so I'm gonna give him time and space mr. Pipe man, but he will be welcome back whenever he wants to because Can't go wrong with a bit of the pipe man. Wouldn't you agree jay? uh, yes This says don rad cos is a tool. I believe he's a mod on my discord, so I'm like, okay Um The prequels are what happens when there's too much autism. Oh wait, I reread this one already. I remember this The correct amount of autism we okay literally, uh vader can't use force lightning because of his prosthetics I remember us talking about that I think that's not in the films But um, yeah, that's an inference right like we don't see him use Lightning and that you could assume it's because of the fact that he has a lot of electronics We don't see more use it. We only see duke and uh city as you think the common factor is being british and old Yeah, I knew it I knew it You have to be old I could actually buy that you have to be like a certain experience would be the word Yeah, that's that's the word I was looking for Uh Forgot to say hi mohler and hi raga gag laggers. I'm gonna save that for mr. Raga gagg gaggles Okay, that's I can't believe you just said that word. Have you guys looked at star wars lore channels on youtube? Not really Not really. Yes Oh j has there you go Occasionally not a lot He's done it occasionally. There you go guys. All right. Stop complaining. He does it occasionally Save for j j and vuda talks from doctor who I really like the doctor's zygon war speech But the end where the 13 where 13 essentially goes I've said this 13 times before undermines the scene for me um No, I think that like That makes it work because it's like Well, yeah, I can see how emotionally it would undermine this But it like meaning wise it it conveys a lot. It's like, yeah and you You cut out Uh meaning why is it conveys a lot of essential? I don't even listen to this like it's important for the meaning of the scene But the way it's delivered. Yeah, they could have done a lot better. I think Well in before major debate between you and that guy Uh bring it on I think this will be broadcast on bpc one at five or six p.m. Prime times wanted to afraid to acknowledge Acknowledge what? Acknowledge me and my purely of destructive criticisms of that shit Wait, wait, isn't this supposed to be an efap mini lot more as log bad is showing again. It's like I don't know how long this is gonna be but It's long Okay, uh can't stick around to watch you live But wanted to make sure I took a moment to or a minute to thank you gentlemen for hosting this glorious show No pro blame Oh Guys I need help I've been keeping up with the dc crossover and there's been a moment or two where batwoman has been Likeable. I think i'm losing my mind. Please help Oh god, you might be losing your mind because we watched all five of them and we thought she was hilariously awful Um, I hope you're okay sir and uh Maybe you could reference what you did like about hussein so that we could be like. Oh, yeah, that wasn't terrible No, I think it's too late for you. It's too late for you apparently jay knows these things I can't say that I don't trust him because he knows I haven't seen it. I just know how about another joke colbin. Oh, that's referencing brexit And the election thingy that happened where he got Be out by the other people you remember that jay that wasn't that long ago politics exists politics, yeah It's like star wars, but you're not fake and lots of things that are real happen But the whole appeal of star wars is it's not real exactly so it's like star wars, but not that Force heal was in the eu it was fine It was not able to bring the dead back and saving from mortal wounds was high level and not everyone could do it That sounds better already raise not everyone you massage Raise a super powered high level jedi master who learned from books and a ghost layer. Okay geez Makes sense Also high rags ar pistols are fun. I'm going to keep that for rags, but since he's not here jay, can you answer that? uh, no There you go. There's your answer Force heal has been around for a while force heal Could be the Darth plague his ability mentioned in revenge of the sith But then it needs to be not only supremely difficult, but also dark side This is the thing if people forgotten that just because it exists in another thing it needs to be explained and it needs to be like There What in quote? No, you can't just invent it randomly This is this goes the same for force run fast by the way. That's just as fucking whole shit Oh, yeah, that's I love that's like one of the stupidest things Like I fully stand by that and yeah, I agree with shad healing can work So can running fast by the way you just need some rules immediately The scene where they just like First of all the effect looks so it's cheaper. Yes, it does Then they they established that really quickly. Oh four speed is the thing never use it again ever throughout the nine films to the extent where to the extent where in episode nine someone was like Oh, I'm gonna do use four speed people in the audience and be like, what's that? The interesting is the thing that the prequels have that the sequels don't in terms of excuses Is the powers used by the jedi council slash jedi collective in the prequels Can theoretically be forgotten or not understood by future generations because they were wiped out and almost deleted by history Right in terms of the narrative as opposed to ray who's performing things that apparently thousands of jedi working together for generations couldn't figure out It's like what you can't do it that way. That doesn't make sense at all But ray is just super good And so you're like ray didn't know how to run super fast because that's not something she ever fucking got taught about You're like, I guess I can see that Fucking obi one was never aware of force heal Throughout anybody's ever in any way from anybody. It's just like I don't believe you. I don't believe that at all Ray invented force heal ray. Yes, and she taught kylo how to do it by healing him That's how that works Ray ray what ray sue? Oh Wait, do you think she's like a mary sue? I've never heard that criticism before Uh, I don't want to get controversial Whoa Ray poo Mary poo Mary poo Okay, uh Mud doesn't block thermal mythbusters Ooh That was a very controversial point about episode two. I mean it probably blocks it to a degree, right? It's just not completely or whatever. I don't even want to get into that again. That was a whole nightmare. We'll We'll avoid that for the moment Currently under a tornado warning and you guys show up. Thank you all for your criticisms and insight. You guys are awesome Oh, thank you. Um, I don't think that was directed at you j. I'm sorry. Oh I just assume that's my assumption. Well because it was positive. Yeah. Yeah. It was complimentary I understand. Yeah Obi-Wan did no force heal. He used it on luke in a new hope that is bullshit Just because he put his hand on luke's head does not mean he knew force heal There's some inference shit going on there Why are people defending the sequels? I don't know j help me understand it That's why you're here. That's why I hired you Uh, I hired you. I'm your manager Oh I guess I've got to explain it to you Predator lied to me No, that was a lot of really thick mud it totally counts Uh politics is just a kid's story about space wizards Oh That's changed my whole mind on all of the things pertaining to the open door poopage question from a purely pragmatic standpoint I prefer to close my door so the smell doesn't waft into the rest of my house I have no particular hang ups. Otherwise All right, I'll have to save that for rags He's gonna need to know that's what someone's thought about this is because it's an ongoing thing Rags needs to know all opinions about pooping with the door open or closed You understand right j? Yeah, okay. Anakin could have healed his mother and never turned No Yeah, that doesn't help anything by the way that that just Obi-Wan not healing quite God, but he apparently used it on luke later It's like question marks everywhere. I guess he learned it since oh, okay. So why didn't he tell luke about it? Because he he's dead Luke go to dagaboo It's not inference. It was confirmed canon years ago. I didn't believe it either at first But it's probably decanonized by now then If you're talking about stuff that disney fucked up or disney created We're still we've got plenty of arguments to counter that shit too disney could say Darth Vader Never existed. It was a hologram this whole time and if you were to say like That's why it makes sense that luke couldn't beat him because he was never actually there I'd be like what the It's like dude. It's in the law. Okay. He's confirmed. I'd be like fuck off. It's not in the movies The second you make a movie in canon that follows these sequels or is in the series in some way Should perform that can justify all these things which by the way I don't even want to say it's impossible, but it's probably it's probably possible, right? Uh, you'd have to try it'll be tough But you can't just cite like some book to like see totally makes sense And um I'm actually much more okay with the idea of That being the extents of like force heal as in jay like cuts himself on a spoon a really sharp spoon So just it really sharp here. Fuck I cut myself And you're like, oh my god. I am the non-force character. Mola. What do I do? And I go don't worry rags is the force character. He can heal you and then rags walks up to you Put this hand on your arm goes. I'm not gonna heal you because I don't like you and then he walks away Rags would do that to be fair We put a fucking bad day job. You'll be fine. Fuck it Um But yeah, like the idea that you couldn't wake someone up from being unconscious That's actually fine with me. It's it's the whole bringing someone from the brink of death I'm just like wow That kind of fucking changes everything doesn't it? I only think it changes a couple of times Is that buzzing from a fan? Yeah, I've got a fan on me right now. So I don't boil. I'm sorry if it's really annoying What? Warm where you are. No, I just get really warm no matter where I am I like I'm much more comfortable at what is essentially freezing temperatures. I'm a weird man I don't like you anymore. Well rags likes hot temperatures too. So you can go live in fucking Barcelona with him Why do you think rags likes hot temperatures too? Like wait, you mean I like no, I like normal temperatures Like I like keeping my flat at like 20 degrees. What is normal? That's relative you fuck I'm fairly sure that's a normal temperature What what do you mean temperatures that most people like? Yeah, well, I already established myself as a weird man. So that's irrelevant Okay Oh The fan is my favorite eFab guest. I know he's he's got strong opinion um, okay Dude dude dude a friend of mine And mega star wars fans said luke never learned how to force pull in a new hope But he did it in the empire strikes This they've got t e s h the empire strikes hard What what did you do? Okay, you have to hear the funny There we go, you can ask me questions now So they wanted to mention the empire strikes back And they they initialized it as t e s h and I read that as the empire strikes hard That's very amusing to me Okay, so he said luke learned never learned how to force pull in a new hope But he did in the empire strikes back therefore re doing all the force techniques and tfa is justified so This is just what people call I guess extrapolation Now what do we know about so it depends on where you're coming from this app Does luke know how to do it and does the force have the capabilities of this thing? So Let's attack the latter first because it's easier A lot of people describe the force telekinesis stuff as like a retcon in the empire strikes back Even though vader strangled somebody with the force. So We're done already. That's telekinesis right there. You can't choke somebody at a distance with your fist or hand whatever Without telekinesis unless you've got a clampy device on them that's controlled with your arm That doesn't make any sense. You know what I'm saying And so how does luke know how to do it then like well mind control and he's like stopping Stopping Controlling as mine. I refuse to believe that under accordance with law 7 7 6 0 3 I just destroyed you with facts and I destroyed your destruction with facts and logic No, you don't Fine. Anyway um So with the luke one like what does luke know as of a new hope like okay, so we had the basic introduction about the force from obi one That it's like you know a thing that like is everywhere and stuff and is a part of everything and all that All that jism. I'm not saying jazz. I'm saying jism. That makes more sense. Trust me. I agree also that um obi one Like like becomes a part of the surrounding lifeness once he's dead Implying again, but it's like this whole this whole thing. It's like a field if you will And then that he can use the force to perfectly direct his missiles Into the death stars exhaust port How do you do that without concluding some form of telekinesis? Hmm And then finally he reaches for his lightsaber in the empire strikes back and Tell me jason. Tell me j bonio. Tell me Joy Jake Lloyd you could that could be your name. I'm Jake Lloyd When reaching for something desperately and chain up right more and it's just out of your reach If it started to shake and move toward you And you felt something Magical in you. Would you not be like wait a fucking minute? Hang on the fuck on. What the fuck? Yeah Oh my god. Oh my god. I might have something going on here. Oh my god I would be like I already knew that I could do that and then luke Concentrates and he pulls it out and grabs it right compare that to Maybe I can control people's minds Like what you can't just randomly conclude that let us You have to do better than that. It's ridiculous. Yes, you can No And so that is my argument for a new hopes development of the force versus The force awakens Retardation of the force Thank you for coming to my TED talk You can find pamphlets Given out as you exit the the room. There you go I think people suggested the narrow vid because a he's usually quite good and b A possible convo would be civil and interesting ultimately though Misses what makes it bad Yeah, I mean I don't as far as I heard from people who are fans of him. He wasn't happy with our coverage Oh If he wants to talk I am totally okay with that, but I which one is that? He's the one who made the a guide to the last jedi and it just had all of the same arguments we've covered over the past two years It was really frustrating Yay You realize that you don't need snokes backstory because you didn't need emperor palpatine's backstory. It's like Oh, oh boy Oh my head it hurts Please send it to the doctor Oh, wait, you haven't we still haven't covered that we intend to we still haven't covered the video Sure, you will have your time sir. I remember when I was like I want to be on for that and then I may be about it Actually, I've now that I've made my video about it. Um, when you guys end up covering it I don't know if I feel like a If it's in two years from now, will you be interested? I've said what I want to say about it and hang on Fine, we will okay, so I went from when you guys cover that can I be on you like you should And then I was like, oh, I waited a while and I was like, no, I don't want to be on anymore and this was Um 11 months ago Exactly times change. Thanks for coming to my TED talk They didn't deny it. See it's true. Yeah times do change. That's a fact Jedi jumping is the thesis the gravity is the antithesis Getting in separation is the biggest of gay How ironic is that a roof big idiot bumble cock Bumble cock. All right The sequels are throwing in force powers from legacy without training or an explanation the same way the books and comics did That's irritating I agree super chatter from whenever that may have or may not have been sent Jay use your powers. When was that sent? yesterday well You can't just ask me to use my powers, man. Well, I just did we're gonna do great The roaring sound of a rhino when it explodes its milk into a Wakandan farmers fourth point of contact What's the fourth point of contact? Is this like is this a dirty thing? So your first point is sight second point is hearing third point is is touching and fourth point is tasting Oh That's what I just said is totally the truth. It couldn't possibly be anything else What what is it then? Oh, yeah Oh, so it's so it's his balls Yes, he dips the balls in to taste test it because your taste buds in your tongue can't be relied upon Did that meme start on the stream or on the preview? I don't remember anymore It's too we've been going for longer than metal stream was like that's It's intense. I don't know what's happened They supersede on screen at the start of tpm Oh super speed. Yes. I remember that's the only time they ever do it It's really stupid. I'm pretty sure they did it because they filmed it incorrectly and it looked dumb Then they were like, was that actually why? Yeah, it was like I always um Well, I remember finding out or at least I read this somewhere right the scene goes Obviously the droidica is a fucking CGI and so obi won and kwaigon in the original scene just like walk away They just walk to the right and it's like you can't show that when they're running away from laser blast That looks awkward as hell. And so I think they concluded like They have super speed No, you can't do that though. It looks it normally does it look flubby, but you know fuck with everything else You can't do that I love the idea that they couldn't just do reshoots. That's my favorite thing. No Yeah, you feel like there's got to be a better answer Yeah, like at the point I just cut away from them and then cut to the Like they got away Yeah, you you cut to the people in the control room saying We lost the transmission, sir. Oh, whatever the fuck that thing says with this stupid face They are running away, sir Like that's all you need Activate reshields and it's like dude, you're in the third movie. Not the first one. What are you doing? Grievous go away Jesus ruining everything I found you guys a couple months after my fiance died Oh, I can't express fully how amazing you are and what you've done for me stay incredible you massives Um, I'm very glad that we can provide any and all uh entertainment Flash enjoyment and I'm very sorry that your wife has died or did die. Uh, that is the big suck Yes, um This one just says and this isn't relation to any other super chat or something we were saying It just says if I see that I will cry I don't know what that's to do with Oh Hyperspace collisions have always been a thing though. Otherwise, why would they bother navigating around planets and stars? You can make any number of reasons for why that's a thing and uh, the one of the bigger things would just be that if you you just get like Perforated out of the fucking hyperspace and you just get poofed Like it doesn't necessarily do damage to the planet If you were to crash into one or a star you just go Um, that's what I do normally and what I've already I've talked about this before I think we all have It's that if someone said to you like surely it would do something To travel in hyperspace into a ship And if that does nothing Surely it would do something to have a millennium falcon open up hyperspace inside a star destroyer Like what would that do to it and these are questions we're not allowed to answer All of the other episodes have chosen not to answer that question because if you answer it And you answer it in a way that means that it could be weaponized significantly you fuck all of the other ones up That is your answer. Okay And I get it it's like but that's not very Clever and it's like, yeah, I know you have to write it better than that from the get go But you're not dealing with that you're dealing with a universe That only uses hyperdrive as a form of travel Okay, non weaponized So if you choose to weaponize it you have to come up with an extremely specific set of circumstances in order to do so I just agree. I think and what they choose to do is one in a million. That's their justification and that's not good enough In fact, it doesn't make any sense Also, wait, what did you disagree with? everything Anything specifically No, just all of everything that you said ever literally all of the every one Everything you've ever said, I disagree. I'm now gonna refer to the statement I made where I said jay was a good person Are you gonna take that back or are you gonna Be like alt altruistic altruist. No, I'll own it and then I'll refer to you saying that everything I've said is wrong Oh Yeah, I'm sorry guys. Jay does not think he's a good person I think I'm a great. Hey chat remember that time where I said jay makes some good videos Apparently doesn't you know, I don't I make I don't make some great videos exclusively great videos See nailed it Oh, but I was referring to the statement that was made Just before a different statement, which was jay only makes incredible videos. And so I guess that's an incorrect Only make incredible Okay, fine. So that was that was a statement that was made right before the more significant one, which was People can enjoy to continue this like jay's videos. So rip No, they they can they must You on that wrong you're a totalitarian dumpal fork Yeah I owned you No, the problem with Leia is she puts herself into a force shield and then force pulls herself to the star crew Moving at full speed with no training No way. That's wrong because you said it. I mean force shield though. Like no All right. Yeah, I there's infinite issues with that moment carry on continue to be wrong princess chimpan Leia Okay Episode three of Mandalorian was bad directed by debora choy who is going to work on kanobi 2020 optimistic I don't know that's on pause right now. Isn't it like nobody knows what's happening with it? That's what I heard This one's directed at rags. So I shall keep it Regardless of whether or not leo would survive space the explosion would have killed her anyway tldr Did a good video on it true? And everybody who cites like that's one of the things narrow did he was like Um, she she would have survived. I googled it. She would have survived And like the article he cites like fucking goes against several of his positions all at once. It's hilarious Like j i'm gonna tell you this and this is this is some knowledge. All right, take care of this Don't go into the vacuum of space Okay, with with with what was the most of that just nothing just don't go into the vacuum space with nothing It won't be good. You'll feel bad. Okay About what just everything Oh You're gonna be in a position where you're like, man, this this don't this doesn't feel good. Oof Will it be like a tingly sensation? In your toesies. Yes. Will it taste mayonnaise? Oh, man. Look at this super chat. Mola, please tell Shadiversity to study up on vikings I love most of his content, but his vids on viking culture are so misinformed It makes me question the validity of anything he's ever said Whoa If Shad's still in chat, he's gonna find that upset and I think I'm gonna be like, excuse you. I lived with the vikings I don't think he'd set up, but it would be close. I'm going to tell people that that's a secret true Paying to put I google it I googled it in the next gadelb Oh, I think that's in there because the audio is already done. I'm pretty sure that's in there if I remember Uh, what? What Oh, you know when you do the whole hey google thing? Yeah It it picked up Shut up It's like I said it said google in the video whatever It really recorded that and she said sorry. I can't help you with that, but I'm learning every day I As if one day she'll be able to help me with that request Shad's asking which videos I'm assuming you don't know and it's no. Well the message simply References your well, they should be in chat. They only just sent it just goatee muck a goat face They believe that your information relating to vikings is inaccurate. I don't know which video right Someone just said an all-capture. Where is rag? Rag is dead. He'll be back once he wakes up. He's been bored Uh long man, please tell rags. Hailfire droids are objectively good He's not gonna like that, but I will It's gonna be this is gonna be the effects of a warped me 20 It'll all be about hailfire droid. You gotta admit though. They're a cool name, right? Right. Uh, yes. It's a decent name What do you mean decent? It's fine. It it works What do you mean? Well, I give it like a seven out of ten. It's just fine works. It's good What do you mean? I'm going to scream now Uh, so out of 1000 what would the number be? Pi So you're gonna say 700 and then my response would be wow So it was seven out of 10 to the point of being like seven point zero zero zero out of 10 really No, you expect your mistake was expected. I hate you and your beliefs I know Uh, he could google others from death, but not himself That's a reference to that star war movie Oh, this is probably the narrow video ones I want because some of these are from the wolf stream, but they're all supposed to be non-directed to wolf Uh, since wolf doesn't like money can the money from my last super chat go to a charity of his choice instead I'm not Gonna filter super chats into charities from different people's choice. In fact the newest um We read out all the super chats that were meant for him recently And he does explain his position on like super chats that are being directed Uh weirdly like seriously if you wanted money to go to a charity don't like Put them into a super chat for a channel because YouTube take a huge portion of it to begin with. Yeah It's a really bad idea if that was your goal, I mean Also, that's why I'm not doing a charity stream like I would do charity streams, but YouTube takes it all so I'm just gonna encourage charities and I'm not sure how to go about that Direct name question mark seven out of ten question mark kill him. Oh decent name Oh, this person's annoyed at you for not rating hail fire as higher than what you did If you have If you have if you have taste buds in your bowl, does that mean that teabagging You cut out several times from your hilarious joke If you have tea if you have taste buds in your balls, does that mean that teabagging is making out? Depends on what your balls are touching. I guess you didn't even fight back on that. All right I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna enter a teabagging fight Also go team a goat face shadow first. He said I bet it's about viking and padded armor and they can fight me on that one I don't know if you wish to fight yeah It's tough to fight shadow or something like this, but if you want to he is in chat right now No, I mean in general. I don't think I'd want to fight shad. Well if we had A death star and we were Basilians of miles away from his planet and he had no way to escape the planet. I think we'd win right? Maybe but It's only like a 60% win rate Oh, it's not great odds, but yeah Uh What if the safe word is the n word? Okay, can you answer that safe word? For what? What do you mean for what? What he's like So like you can't say your safe word because it's the n word. Yeah Well, that's no you cut it's going on a bind there at that point I'd be like you should have chosen a better safe word. That would be my objective opinion Oh shads going at it every single viking war gambesons including their babies Yes viking raider babies They wore them when Copulating going to toilet farming and were dressed in them when buried It was without a doubt the most common type of clothing and armor they wore even for shoes viking gambeson shoes The baby version were viking baby gambeson shoes because the babies needed shoes more than anyone else Now viking gambeson baby socks. Well, that's just ridiculous What I don't even know I I'm too far gone. I this stream could actually stop any bit it now because I'm very close to dying No, but it wouldn't stop if you died it would just carry on. Well, no because I would hit end stream just before dying because I'm very considerate Uh, who's objectively worse rose or jar jar as a character rose I think oh, yeah rose. She's like Rose is awful, right rose Jar Jar is fine. It kills everybody and you might be able to argue that jar jar kind of killed everybody by getting Palpatine to be elected chancellor But uh, he did that to save people's lives while rose Stopped fin from saving everyone's life She gave him so she she did that so that she could get a hole like and she didn't even get it She didn't even get it She didn't even get it jar jar jar is a well-written character. He's just annoying. Yeah, like he's consistent There's nothing inconsistent about jar jar. Like if you don't like him, that's totally fair, but I think that he makes a lot more sense than rose does that would be my perspective until I give a rewatch the old Prequels as they call them Uh, jar jar is unironically objectively good fight me Jay, do you want to fight him? No, I'm good All right jay watch lord of the rings right after the stream you massive No, I'm gonna be working on a video on the stream I'm sorry jay said no The main problem with being unprotected in space is that it that it's a vacuum Which is an excellent insulator and therefore and radiation You absorb cannot be dissipated easily one side of you would freeze While you cooked alive on the other That is the clip I played actually in the tfa part two I uh, there was like this this is a video you can still watch right now of an astronaut explaining what happens when you get launched into the vacuum of space That's like all Exactly jay that's exactly what I said. He doesn't know shit because he's still alive. So what the fuck does he know? But um If there is a source of like Radiation well, there's always a source of radiation space right of some kind I don't know the point was that it was a very interesting thing to listen to because it was like Oh my god. He may as well have said Leia would definitely have died even though it wasn't about star wars whatsoever Yeah, it's a movie about space wizards intended for children. That's what I learned about star wars when I googled it oof I think I know this is like on a particular part of the fucking video at this point You were the chosen one. I googled it bill bowby one could noggin's Bill bowby one Uh The dawn did nothing wrong. I googled it. You wouldn't need to google that everyone just knows that's true That's just a truth. Yeah If there are fundamental laws of reality the dawn doing nothing wrong is one of them Even if he commits a genocide, it's like it would have been right They would alter it would alter reality to make genocide. Okay. I mean It wouldn't be the dawn did something wrong Uh Panning some community activities together on the efab facebook page if anyone is interested Watch slash gaming together push the button etc debates are gay There you go. You want to get into some efab group related stuff? You can find that on the facebook that's relating to it. I don't run that but uh Somebody does you you probably able to find it. I hope so Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a jedi I googled it Hey been listening since episode five so finally decided to give something in return don't bless Thank you very much sir Slash madam, of course Have you guys have you guys looked at star wars law channels on youtube? We actually answered that a little bit ago and the answer was no I was wondering Many of them have used the law most of the books games tv shows comics and etc from legends and new disney canon to defense Yeah, I mean we get that here like defenses for the films through third party content, which just doesn't work Your story cannot rely on being stilted upward by other things. I got um Well jay, I was interested in hearing the rest of that but never mind because um Someone was really angry with me in my comment section because at the start of my star wars review I say um, I'm not considering supplementary material like comics because the movies should stand on their own And this enraged them because I called palpatine sheave in the video Which meant I'd clearly read the comics which meant I was being dishonest fucking joke name What is knowing his real fucking first name change like nothing It's like it's not even that it's like even if I have read them like That doesn't mean that the film shouldn't then stand on their own Fuck off don't you understand? Knowing his first name is what makes the pregles work and that's how you know they work is because you knew that his name was she Yeah Um I think I'm gonna read this last super chat and then I'm gonna call it quits because I am dying Wow Weak, I know well who's Who's your least favorite content creator on youtube jay go fist? Uh, probably like porto siflatsano something I mean like he's good for memes, but Is that it come on you gotta go further than that He's not very nice If you see you've I know that you've seen his depression video I want well, yeah the fucking Elvis daily videos funny as hell don't forget um I suppose Wait, so least favorite literally meaning you personally not liking them. He's the top scorer. Are you not liking a youtube channel? probably Like I can't think of anything worse Like he's actively encouraging people to believe Depression doesn't exist And that you shouldn't seek medical help if you have depression. It's pretty harmful. What if we discounted him? Who's next? Uh You Yeah, that's fair Hmm. I'm trying to think of who I would shoot. I feel like the question's gunning Like who's my least favorite out of the sort of camp that we kind of cover on ifa being the video essay people Yeah, as opposed to who's the least favorite in general because I could just like there's a lot of easy picks Or like worst youtubers I go nisi on for example But oh, yeah, he's a good one If we were going from like least favorite as opposed to like objectively most inaccurate or objectively most misinformed person Literally just the one that I find to be my least favorite out of all like the kind of people we cover on ifap um That's a tough question actually because I'm drawing up a lot of People in my head where I'm like, oh, it's kind of on par with them. It's on par. I don't necessarily think they're the worst Um I feel bad that I can't you know what? I'm gonna save this question Uh for another one where I can spend more brainpower on it and potentially have a group of people to be able to discuss this with Because jay's answer was terrible like the worst possible answer you could have gone it was worthless But in response to that but the next one says I'm gonna ma here's something so anyway And that's like you because you keep cutting out. That's you Oh So anyways guys You didn't cut out when you said that Good And that catches me up and like I said, I am exhausted. This was a random six and a half hour stream that came out of nowhere We have managed to cut another chip a portion out of the overflow I'm happy about that because we're getting there. We're approaching completion. It's going to take another Few things I'm not going to say how long myself because I don't actually know judging from how much we got left I don't I don't know But I got plenty of Things to say for to tell rags about when he gets back on the next stream, which should be theoretically saturday two days and 10 hours from now, right? That's how long so 48 58 hours from now should be another e-fap stream And that's the one you're supposed to be on jay. Are you still up for that? Which one it's the one where we look at the I hit everything conversation Oh, yeah, I can be on that That's you but you sound like Okay nailed it You didn't even deny that the impression was one to one We're not we're not live anymore, right? No one heard that. No one heard it. I that was just for me you know Another super chat j equals gay You told them that I don't know I guess it was Santa He would have the one his list. He would know Santa just know a lot of things. All right, so this is going to go unlisted tomorrow meaning today Geez, this is weird. So in about Four five six seven something like eight ish hours trying to level it out The second half of the wolf farewell streams comes out And this one will probably be released after or on saturday And then the saturday stream will be released on maybe monday I don't think of how better to spread that out without it being a complete cluster fucking a sub box So I'll try and figure that out Um, but anyway, it's been fun People this came out of nowhere. If you want to see the first half of it. It was on metal stream I'm tempted to chop that up into its highlights because a lot of funny shit happened Yes, we played a lot of party games and a lot of people were there you should go check it out on metals Backlog if you go to his twitch channel Which if you don't know how to get to just type metal commander is one word and then twitch And look at his latest stream. It'll have all of us there. Um, we do stuff for like four hours or more So if you're bored And you can put someone on the background I would recommend that right now because that's like the newest tisms I'm probably going to Download it and turn it into an efap eu in about a month's time. So you have to look forward to but um Until then what else is there? Oh, yeah efap watching infinity part five I believe ben is close to finishing the editing on that one. He's he's on the way He said he was having difficulty with it because it's like there's a couple There was a couple like I think gaps or fuck ups in it as in on my end when we were recording it I can't remember if some tisms happened Um, but he's sorting it It's gonna i'm probably gonna release it the day that he gets it done editing wise and in the meantime Him doing that has allowed me to uh carry on with the tfa editing part three Shall be coming to theaters near you Eventually I can't really uh, you know Didn't say when because I'll never know I said link it, please. Can't you just type metal commander One word into google and twitch Okay, you do that it takes you to twitch then you go to his videos and then you look at the latest one It's very easy and besides knowing this information will help you in future if ever you need to do this Right, I'm teaching. Okay. I'm a teacher This is a teaching moment. All right, so I'm very tired now. Uh, thank you For hanging out for as long as you did j. I don't know why you did it. You're a weird person Uh, yeah, I I don't know either Uh, the last super chat says only six and a half hours. You're joking, right? Uh, yeah, he's not being he's not being a good boy today. I'm sorry. This the short has infected me um Honey just said you missed a super chat. It's the guy who said that I just did it Um, but anyway, okay. Goodbye everyone Uh, sleep well with Bye jay say bye Bye. Bye jay say bye. Bye Bye Bye You interrupted me you fucked everything up