 You look at a picture of a celebrity. There's five fakers in that posse just trying to be like, yo, what's up? I'm here. No, you're not. He's here. You just rolled up with him. This is a definitive guide of how to ball like a baller. I'm Andy Kess. I'm a doer. I'm a VIP host and a concierge to the stars, celebrities and athletes. I'm the guy you need to know. My clients range from college kids to corporate executives, two thirds of the NFL. I have a ton of basketball players, Saudi princes. If you're not a basketball player or a multi-millionaire, you can still be a baller through a false. You need money to be a baller, false. If you're smart with your money and you maximize it, you can be a baller anytime, anywhere. First and foremost, plan ahead. People come to Vegas. They're like, okay, it's 10 o'clock and I want to go out to a club. And it's like, what are you f***ing thinking? It's the last minute. You're coming here last second. Now you gotta pay the piper and you're gonna pay double. Another thing is don't be arrogant. If you're very gracious and you're very humble to people, you can get whatever you want. For example, if you're talking nice to the staff, they'll be like, oh, you know what? They're so nice, we'll make the exception. Yeah, we'll give them a big package. So what are some crazy things that I've been asked to do? One of our big clients wanted Taco Bell delivered at three o'clock in the morning into the club. So it's very difficult to get food into a club because they don't allow it. But when you're ordering 10 bottles of Dom at a time, you get a little bit of leeway. It was hilarious. Girls had mariachi hats. Yes, we made it happen. True or false, your girl-to-guy ratio needs to be on point, which means more girls than guys. Depends on where you are. If you're in LA, absolutely. You can't just roll up to a club a bunch of dudes. Big mistake. But New York or Vegas, not as strict as long as you're spending the money, they'll make sure their girls come to you. Do you want to be a baller? Dress like once. True or false, a pro basketball player can wear whatever he wants to the club. That, my friends, is false. Clubs have dress codes, and even though you might've won the NBA title, you still gotta look the part. Male ballers usually wear suits because it shows class, sophistication, great pocket square. Women, don't come around here with your three-year-old wedges and your jeans, skirt, and jacket that you wore from high school. The hottest restaurant and the hottest nightclub varies from day to day, depending on what's going on. So be smart and use this definitive guide.