 Yesterday, I ate McDonald's for both lunch and dinner. So I think it's safe to say I live my life a quarter pounder at a time I guess that's something I have in common with the two movies battling it out today These street racing criminals turned superheroes only have one speed in life fast After nine films have Dom and his team aged like a fine energy drink or have they lost that spark plug that kept Franchise going it's the fast and the furious versus f9 the fast saga on movie feuds The furious started out with a pretty simple premise Brian O'Connor a young cock sure cop Infiltrates the seedy underbelly of underground street racing to figure out who is behind a string of truck robberies in the process He develops a bromance with one of the best racers in the business Dom and even falls in love with Dom's sister Mia Eventually Brian will join up with Dom's crew and by the seventh film. He'll be riding off into the sunset Comparing the first film to that of the ninth is like comparing a children's coloring book page to that of the Sistine Chapel That might be a bad analogy considering the crowd. I'm talking to It would be like comparing baby shark to Fred Durst masterpiece. Nookie They're so wildly different that if you change the names of the characters, they would be two totally different properties Here's a fast summary of f9 Dom and let he a ranch hands now Raising Dom's a strange son from fate to the furious for a film all about family I'm sure shit goes out of his way to avoid his not only did he have a son But apparently a brother too one who is working for a rich powerful bad guy who keeps Charlize Theron in the glass box from Mission Impossible Rogue Nation Meanwhile Kurt Russell's character nobody records a message for Dom and his team They need to retrieve a bunch of MacGuffins before the competition does the Tokyo drift crew shows up Everyone is super skilled with guns hand-to-hand combat and a string of other things They never trained for in their life. That was like maybe 20% of the plot, but who cares? We're here to watch people drive fast and on occasion furious. It's about family The first film offers plenty of that while this newest installment is more akin to driving fast and preposterous I would actually say it's fast and ludicrous But that would just be confusing because there's an actor named that in these movies call me old-fashioned But I like a story that makes even a fraction of sense So strapping a car to a rocket to destroy a satellite orbiting earth doesn't qualify Fast one's gonna take the round Hanging out with the fast and the furious crew is like eating at Olive Garden when you're here your family But which one really feels like that though fast one has Domitello punky Brewster female muscle T baby, I'm crazy It's been a long day Without you my friend black Hawk down and motorcycle drive-by. That was a third eye blind reference subscribe F9 doesn't only bring back the old favorites, but it even resurrects some and offers some new flavor as well Here they are. There's Mamma Mia the personification of Red Bull live and let he die Luda to fast Tyrese Han of the dead fast in the Furiosa Don's brother Jacob who is never once mentioned in the previous eight films and somehow grows a foot and a half in his mid 20s There's also like 20 other people in this, but I think that's enough we can move on listen There's no debating the impressive lineup the 2021 film brings to the road But but these cars have put a lot of miles on over the years. They're looking a little rough That's gonna be another win for the fast and the furious dog. I Feel like the first couple fast and the furious films really really catered to a certain demographic I'd say that audience are bros that like fast cars driven by perpetually sweaty people tearing through the streets to some hard Rock and rap hits things started to beer or drift if you will after the third film Tokyo drift and the franchise went through a bit of a tune-up or a tune down if you will the simple racing for a cash and respect Angle changed to saving the world over and over again There's plenty of racing goodness in that first film directed by Rob Cohen And if you'll allow me speaking as someone who knows virtually nothing about cars other than they have four wheels typically and a Steering wheel I quite enjoyed me those CG shots of the inner workings of the vehicle the awful dated slow Motion however was as ugly in 2001 as it is today. There is some really shameless product placement, too I for one cannot stand that disgusting in-your-face marketing that some movies do. Oh God damn. That's good. Nos After watching even five minutes of F9 you'll look back on the original and say Things sure seem quaint here while there is zero street racing to be found the crew is still driving fast They outrun a militia group through a minefield Pursue evil villains several times across different continents and even travel at high speed in space Nothing makes a lick of sense and physics is a parody of itself Dom slingshots a car across a large chasm cars drive up falling bridges Magnets don't work how they should and in space. No one can hear you drift fast in the furious takes the win Oh, sorry. Sorry. I mean the fast in the furious takes the win fast in the furious was the name of the fast in the furious for Sorry for the confusion. This is a great franchise Hey, you can't have the fast without the furious That's that's the proper mix and we're gonna determine which one has more of it Since the first movie is attempting to be a somewhat serious affair with grounded storytelling The furious stuff seems a bit tame in comparison to the transformer ask sequels that will come down the line We do see guys jump out of one vehicle to another, but it's not done in a cartoonish way F9 features mammoth amounts of logical leaps where guys are effortlessly hopscotching around fast-moving vehicles Sometimes they ride on top of trucks as they clean off the side of a cliff Other times they fall off a car and onto another one that was pushed their way by a friend who was I guess cushioning their fall You can do that with cars, you know You can just shove them sideways to other people There are some scuffles in the first fast movie as well a few hand-to-hand brawls that lead to some hurt egos and fractured Relationships, let's go ahead and contrast that with the new one We now see Dom sending handfuls of guys to the morgue down in the sewers Dom has achieved the strength of a fully grown Groot who realizes that the rock is a much bigger star than he is So anger is really fueling that rage Since Dom's whole crew has murdered arguably hundreds of people in the later installments due to their insane hijinks I think I'm gonna have to give this round to F9 Those magnet cars alone had to have caused a multitude of deaths. That's about as furious as it gets Cars on the table. That's not an expression I have no idea how this franchise continues to survive and Seemingly has no end in sight Vin Diesel is getting dangerously close to being nothing more than a stone sculpture. The studio can just wheel out to the next movie There's your car sir. The budget and spectacle keep getting pushed harder and harder But the energy appears to be completely exhausted at this point I have an easy winner here and that's the first movie and that's for the simple premise and straightforward execution The true winner is possibly determined by you if you subscribe to Adam does movies and follow movie feuds I put a poll up every single week and this episode was no different Here's how things shook out F9 the fast saga only received 13% of the votes Making the fast and the furious the winner at 87% Sometimes we disagree but in this case we were on the money. Thanks for watching the episode like the video if you had a good time I'm Adam, and this is more than just reviews. This is movie feuds at Sheila are we on we live? Perfect. You can show yourself out now. Hey, welcome to Adam does movies live. It's a it's another Friday night It's amazing how quickly the week goes by isn't it glad to have you here. I have my What is tradition now cup with ice? I got a Coca-Cola classic not sponsored still Still hoping for that sponsorship someday You can hear the crackle the pop And I like my coca-cola classic like I like my Sean Connery movies on the rocks Eventually I'm gonna run out of those puns eventually Hope uh Hope everyone's having a good night. I know I am I got burnt at the beach today That was fun. Check out my scars. That's why we have the collar up tight Not showing off the chest because it's just a it's an ugly mess down there I blame my wife. She used some bullshit organic Spray tan lotion. It's a nightmare SPF 50 As in you're 50 more likely to get cancer as the sun burns its way into your skin I like an old-fashioned hard Orange canister of that sports spray you put that bad boy on once you're good for the whole day And uh, yeah, you're impervious to basically any sort of skin damage at all. It's it's beautiful We perfected it in the 80s. Why why screw with the good thing, you know Anyway, we got uh Well, we'll see what the chat's saying first before we just got you shot out of a cannon dive into this Uh Bubba says there's a big light line through the center. Yeah, I know Is it really that bad? The camera is just doing whatever the hell it wants today. It's from this guy up here It's from this guy right here. I don't really know what to say about it. Just think of it as a jj abram's lens flare It's really all I can that's really all we can do Uh, Mike Mike's life says what's up adam? Not much clearly not much Did you ever watch the new team and team movie trailer? I did It's kind of a teaser. It didn't really show much. It was just uh, seth rogan presents A couple nerdy turtles april o'neill and that was it I'm excited for a full trailer to see some action some action because in that it was kind of just hijinks. I want to see action Let's see. We got a we got a full show today on the schedule short for schedule, of course National treasure news. I know people are excited about that Fast and the Furious trailer too now this ladies and gentlemen will be the first time Where we're making history today in all time Which I guess is redundant that I will watch a trailer live and give real reaction I have not seen the new Fast and the Furious 2 trailer. I have it queued up and ready Um, we cannot watch it together Because I'll get a copyright flag so I encourage you to have a different device with when I say go We'll watch this thing at the same time and I'll react alongside of you Did I just push over the video? Oh my god What a nightmare I really need to lock these frames Are you sure you want to remove? No, I don't want to remove it Lock it. There we go Oh, we're new to this We're new to this streaming. Adam some other video isn't centered. Yes. I know but I know I figured it out See how it popped it popped back in Sheila was supposed to be running the controls over there, but she bolted because I told her to leave Oh, yes other things on the schedule Godzilla versus Kong we have a sequel coming out. We'll talk about that evil dead rise review live taping And uh, there's a markiplier movie coming out. Is that how you say his name? Is that I don't honestly I've heard this guy's name a million times over the course of my life I've never watched a single one of his let's plays or whatever he does. He's got 60 million subscribers I have 60,000 subscribers. So I'm right there. I'm right there I guess I'm closer to 70,000, but he's probably closer to 70 million I for some reason downplayed both of our stats Okay, those are the those are the topics for the day. We're not actually gonna do So I've decided because I have zero time to do anything With a full-time job and this show and my family and all the other stuff We're not going to be doing live tapings for each section. Instead. This is just we're just having a ball here I'm not going to be doing the nicer version to put on youtube later I have plenty of youtube content between patreon reviews at patreon.com Slash adam does movies where you can request a movie review at a certain tier And I will have to tip my hat and say are you sure you want to do that artsy movie from 1947 that no one saw But you and youtube's gonna hate it in the algorithm. Okay, I will review it Um, so you have that you also have 300 exclusive videos over there that are from my secret Second channel adam olinger. Um, you can also become a member right on youtube and get those same perks All the accoutrements that come with it So, yeah, we have plenty of content. So this live video is is truly that everything's live We're just we're just having a having a day of it. The only thing i'm going to actually tape Will be the evil dead rise review So let's let's just dive into the first topic and then we'll chat about it This is more just just a half a laugh It is I gotta get into a sad sad mode It is with a heavy heart that I announced to you today that the critically acclaimed Celebrated tv series by everyone who watched all walks of life. The national treasure Has been canceled After just one Gripping season with our heroine. That's right. It's a she this time We got rid of nicolas cage. We went with a female protagonist. We went with a strong female That we had one and we got it with disney. Unfortunately, she was too strong She was too female and she was too leady to get a second season. It has been canceled Shots in the air birds flying everyone's sad. Let's mourn this. Let's take a pause I'm gonna be honest with you. I had no idea this existed So when the cancellation news came on I was like, what? There was a tv show I remember hearing rumblings like two years back that they were going to do a national treasure movie But it wasn't going to have cage in it. It was going to be a female and I thought why? Who's this for? Nicholas cage kind of is the reason people like those movies But I guess they made it a tv series and chatted out on disney plus Yeah, that's that's the thing that happened Any thoughts on that fam? We uh, we we sad was anybody watching this show That's what I'd like to know Matt's Matt's not having it unbelievable. He says I don't know if he's he's mad because of the Centering because the comments are taking a while to catch up or if he's upset about this national treasure news I'm gonna assume Matt that you are heartbroken over this Digital dosage says what platform do you use for streaming youtube or a third party like stream yard? Just curious digital I use well I'm using stream labs and I'm going into youtube via stream lab So I'm using the tech from stream and then pushing it out the door through youtube Stream yard is something people use but I think stream yard's more for Um kind of debate style stuff and having people on which is probably something I'm gonna have to look into if we want to get this movie feuds thing fired up Which I'm definitely gonna do and we are going to chat about this at the end of the stream tonight How we're gonna set this up properly because I want to do it right Matt's asking for a jojo rabbit review matt. I'll give you a jojo rabbit review right now I loved it. I didn't see it in theaters. I slept on it a couple times when it was on streaming services It was free somewhere at some point on hbo max or whatever and I started watching it And I think it was just tired or something and never went back And it was probably taken off at that point. Who knows who knows how this Story to fair really plays out. It's been so long But matt said adam you have to watch this damn movie. He gave me a list and like matt I got I got a line of people But I I owed it to myself So I watched jojo rabbit. I freaking loved it Hilarious if you haven't seen it. It's about a boy growing up in nazi germany During nazi times in the you know the 40s. I believe that was something like that He has a best an imaginary best friend named hitler the hitler And uh, he's charming. He's he's a fun loving guy clearly not based off of the real hitler It's something that this kid is conjuring up Because his father's off to war His mother is secretly Trying to save jews and there happens to be one living in the house with this boy Unbeknownst to him until later on where he ends up befriending her they have a kinship He falls in love and he starts to realize maybe the nazis aren't that cool Maybe i'm just a kid and I don't really understand what my place is. I'm just trying to fit in It's a great movie. Uh, arnie hammer. Is that how you say his name is arnie hammer He's in this. He's really good scarlett joe hansen who I love my scar joe fantastic in the role Everybody's everybody's doing a great job here. Great music beautiful cinematography I can't believe this is from the same asshole that did thor love and thunder And that's how i'm gonna end this review. There you go matt quick off the cuff Bubba says free on my 1099 a month streaming service. Yeah, I I know I know free. I understand It's not free. You're paying for it at some point. Whatever. Let's Nobody has any thoughts on national treasure though getting canceled on disney plus. No one's too upset about this okay, we're going to We're gonna move on to uh fast in the furious Trailer two I have it up. I'm using the universal universal. That's how they say it over in canada I'm using the universal pictures canada YouTube channel Video I don't know if it matters I assume the trailer is the same no matter where you're at Some of them though might have the like teaser trailer before the trailer The the the pre trailer love that Love that thing, especially if there's a commercial before the trailer before the trailer That's even better. You get like a gang bang Get more money for your for for Okay, this is a two minute 35 second trailer I'm going to hit play in a second. I'm going to count down from three. So if you want to watch along with me I just realized there's a delay on the stream There's like a five second delay. There's no way we can watch this together We can pretend we can pretend Okay, so all you're really gonna I'm going to try to describe it as I'm watching so I can tell you exactly what's going on You really honestly don't need to watch this Because I'm going to do such a good job retelling That you'll just be like, oh, wow. I am watching it. I am watching the trailer right now. Here we go Oh my god, I should ask do I still have audio? I I didn't really set this up ahead of time I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and assume I do Here we go Vin Diesel yelled punch it and now they have some cool music going a mortar circle just jumped over There's one of the fast and the furious guys. There's another one. They're smiling and cars are chasing them Luda Luda's in here Okay, there's a bomb in the back of a truck jason Momoa He's having a great time in a really shitty green screen background and he dropped a giant universal studio's ball down a hill It just blew a shit up. Oh my god. Vin Diesel just cold cocked the side of it The ball goes through a subway and there's Momoa like Jesus figure standing above taking in the wind in the breeze Okay, we get the universal logo comes up Diesel is flashing back to all the times that he did cool shit and somehow survived Implausibly now we see him. I'm on the foot. We see him on the phone. Momoa. It's like You're not gonna have your family much longer Charlize Theron is on the couch Momoa just said boom more explosions. He's on a mortar cycle. Prostitutes are getting off a mortar cycle I don't know if they're prostitutes. I'm just gonna assume jason momoa now has his hair done up all like a dumb ass And there's guns everywhere pointed at him Oh shit, jason statham. He's back baby. Okay jason statham has an action scene He's kicking the shit out of people the dude from fast and the furious tokyo drift is here He's also beating him He spins up a ton Oh, it's awesome. This may now we have a bunch of fighting going on brie larson. Is that captain fucking marvel? We have everyone the whole crew is here Explosions everywhere. We're now in a mad max desert. Oh my god There's there's diesel's brother from the last movie that he didn't know he had for seven movies prior in a film about family Okay, now we have a cat fight good old fashioned charlie sirone versus michelle rodriguez She dives through a window with her. Oh my god. This is so epic There's a big shootout on a bridge brie larson's there strong female It's about time Explore explosions momoa again like this while driving arms are on both of the windows Okay, semi truck is careening down. Oh, fuck. They both hit each other head on diesel drives off sideways Explosions everywhere this whole movie's explosions He's out running one as he's driving down the hoover dam and the fast x logo comes up. Oh my god That was insane Wow whoo Let's ride Let's ride That was crazy. Okay What an exciting trailer the sad part is I was really hamming it up and that's still not near as pathetic As a lot of the movie reactor channels are That movie looks like hot trash The last one was dumb as shit And not like fun dumb as shit like some of the prior ones were this it just looks terrible Okay Oh, what do you guys think of this fast and the furious? 37 You excited Hoover dam blows up Um, everyone's alive still that died in the past movies except for paul walker, which i'm not gonna lie I bet he's somehow gonna be in this movie. They'll cgi his ass back to life He'll be in the distance skipping rocks or something tip the hat It's been a long without you my friend It's so Yeah, godzilla guy says man. That's about that's about right the topic tray Or trace uno dos trace Is it trace? I think so Godzilla versus kong Tokyo drift has a second movie coming out. They have revealed the title. It is godzilla X kong x gonna give it to you. You're gonna give it to you x gonna give it to you You're gonna give it to you call in The new empire Oh Yeah Godzilla x kong the new empire the last one was called godzilla versus kong. I think Or godzilla versus kinkong Why change from the verses to the x because the x is the new hotness? It should be called like Godzilla W kong l Or you know, you just really we have to do the x thing. So that's pretty lame. I'm not gonna lie. That's lame to me What do we know about this film let's head on over to collider they have a blog article about it Let's see how much of this is filler bullshit Uh-huh the first three paragraphs are filler bullshit Okay, here we go Now godzilla and kong are set to reunite three years later with godzilla x kong the new empire The next chapter of the monster versus bound to be an epic collection of chaos in mayhem That's still nonsense But the real question is whether the two titular monsters will once again be enemies Or if they'll form a tepid alliance to take on a new threat to learn more about the anticipated sequels cast trailer release stated more Here's everything we know so far about godzilla x kong the new empire Okay When is godzilla x kong the new empire coming out? The massive creatures of monster versus will be making their enormous return to the big screen friday march 15th 2024 May june july august september october november december january february march Okay, we're gonna be waiting for quite a while Like a year from now Uh, I did I just did the math quickly. It's a little over a little over a year What else do we have? What else do we know? Where can you watch godzilla x kong? I think that's the big question Every fan of godzilla and kinkong will tell you that these cinema icons are their best when they're on the big screen Yeah, they're at their best. Thankfully the announcement trailer for godzilla x kong the new empire It's written out like this every time makes it makes it Abundantly clear that the sequel will be premiering exclusively in theaters. No hbo max No max no tj max No max pain or whatever they end up calling the app after everything is said and done What else? Uh, this is exciting news for fans. I know i'm excited As someone who didn't like the last one. I know i'm i'm over the moon with this Given that the previous film godzilla versus kong couldn't achieve a proper theatrical release due to the ongoing global pandemic I was just telling you that And ultimately premiered day in date on hbo max along with the rest of warner brother's 2021 film slate That being said The previous film still made a healthy sum in theaters and became the first major hit at the box office during the pandemic Grossing 470 million dollars worldwide the new empire will be bringing the franchise back to theaters It is more than possible that we'll see the film later come to the new rebranded max once the run Concludes that was a lot of words To say that it's going to be in theaters That was the takeaway from 246 8 10 12 lines of dialogue a full fucking paragraph and a half. It's going to be in theaters Is there a new trail? Is there a trailer for godzilla x kong the new empire? Yeah, it's that dumb teaser trailer where you see I don't even know who that is like I think that's kong or maybe someone new Hanging like a boss in the back and then it just it it fades back and you see the title. That's it We got our first look at what's in store for godzilla and kong's next big battle in the form of a title reveal trailer Which debut which debuted the epic title Okay, I I'm like cringing out over this At the edge of this monstrous graveyard are two massive skulls that are clearly supposed to be the heads of godzilla and kong Yeah, it seems reasonable to assume that the ape sitting on the throne is kong But the creature's appearance seems quite a bit skinnier. I agree. That's why I don't think it is kong After showing off the film's title card the title reveals trailer for godzilla x kong the new empire offers an extreme close-up of its mysterious blue-eyed villain Before reveal revealing that the film will be arriving exclusively in theaters in 2024 Really this this one sentence is the entirety of the article It tells you the name of the movie It tells you there's a close-up of the blue creature villain and that it's going to be arriving exclusively in theaters in 2024 That's the that's the whole takeaway here from this massive article Who stars in this new empire? Several cast members from godzilla versus kong will be returning It really should have been godzilla v kong for the sequel and then godzilla x kong for the third If they really want to do the you know the stupid tropes, right? Okay, we have rebecca hall coming back as the monster expert brian tyree henry as conspiracy theorist bernie haze and kailey huddle I don't know who any of these people are by by the name as kong's young human companion okay So stranger things isn't coming back. We don't have 11 coming back into this one We don't know anything about alexander scars guard Millie bobby brown. Okay, so yeah, kyle chandler americas hero kyle chandler. We don't know if any of these guys are returning What is godzilla x kong about? We know an engaging plot Is the last thing fans of these movies are thinking of when they see a godzilla kong movie Here's the synopsis The latest entry in the monster vs franchise follows up the explosive showdown of godzilla versus kong With an all-new cinematic adventure Pitting the almighty kong and the fearsome godzilla against a colossal Undiscovered threat hidden within our world challenging their very existence and our own The epic new film will delve further into the histories of these titans their origins and the mysteries of skull island and beyond While uncovering the mythic battle that helped forge these extraordinary beings and tied them to humankind forever Okay Um, that's what we know It's called godzilla x kong We don't know if they're gonna be fighting each other, but that's kind of a false advertising title Do you think if they don't It might be a wrath of con situation where they're forced to fight each other for the good of The human race or some nonsense. Who knows? I doubt the writers even know at this point Okay guys, what uh, what do we think about this? Did you guys like? Godzilla versus kong the last one you pumped about godzilla x kong. Do you think this is gonna be better worse? The same last one was really dumb Let's um, let's move on to the next Okay, we have Two more items on the agenda. We have the markiplier movie. Am I saying that name right markiplier? How do I not know who this guy is? He's millions and millions of fans All right, here's the news which you've probably all heard markiplier to star in and direct A horror film iron lung from his own script self financed And it adapts david simonski's video game zaminski zaminski. That's probably right Okay content creator and entrepreneur. I love that word. It's fancy markiplier has entered production in austin Texas on iron lung a new horror film that he's starring in and directing from his own script. Listen That's that's pretty badass. Good for him Details is the plot of the film also starring caroline rose kaplan the plot against america is the thing she was in Which markiplier is self financing or under wraps, but it's based on the best-selling 2022 Submarine horror game of the same name Created by david zaminski markiplier is joined as a producer on the project by will hide and jeff guerrero. Okay Yeah, he has 69 million Followers across his digital platforms including youtube where he started over 10 years ago. That's like when I started We're basically the same guy. He has almost 70 million. I have almost 70 thousand subscribers It's it's like the same thing. Where's my movie? Can I make a movie? I'm trying to think of there's anything else in this Markiplier first gained notoriety on his youtube channel for his let's play gameplay commentary most commonly in the genres of survival horror and action Okay, he has a clothing company called cloak all right That's pretty much all we know. He's going to be doing a Scary movie based on a video game that was apparently a best-seller where you're in a sub. I never even heard of it But then again, I've never really even heard of this guy. So I live under a rock Um, I here's here's my takeaway. I think this is cool I think that um I mean, it's really cool that he's self financing it. He's taking a chance He's taking a shot at what is clearly a dream a passion project of is I would never knock anyone for that at all Hollywood as most of us know is pretty creatively bankrupt, especially when it comes to the big budget movies for sure and the smaller stuff it seems like it's more of a Kind of a trial by fire for a lot of these indie directors and once they make one that's decent They get scooped up by the bigger companies. So it's like, oh, we got you now. Bring him in We're using it. I mean that just actually happened on the movie. I'm going to be reviewing The Evil Dead Rise that this director absolutely Unheard of He did a cool film that went to Keynes got a bunch of notoriety next, you know, boom. He has a he has a big movie under his belt I think that's Fine, but uh, it's clear that for the most part these movies are just sequels remakes reboots Franchise sellers. It's so hard to find anything in theaters nowadays. That's even remotely original Sure, they're still making them on amazon and and disney play on that disney Netflix Hulu once in a while peacock once in a while you find a little nugget in there a little gem But even there they're all making big power plays to grab up other properties I talked about this on tuesday where they're going to be redoing robocop poltergeist again They're going to be doing legally blonde. They're going to be doing barbershop. They're so they create it's all over It's over folks Until we can stop this stupid trend of feeding nostalgia constantly. They're just gonna keep doing it Thomas crown affair. Who's asking for that? They're redoing it again Good for markiplier Chris duckman. I know he's in my space Yeah, I mean it's his space. I guess he was he's one of the biggest movie critics on youtube until he kind of Pussed out and only does like positive reviews. I think I heard I genuinely haven't watched his stuff I've only seen maybe two or three of his reviews in the history of youtube I didn't get it honestly It doesn't matter what I think he's got a massive following He's doing a movie and I think that's phenomenal. Good for him Good luck to him. I don't know much about it other than it's also a horror film So apparently these guys, you know, that's that's the place to start is in horror And it sounds like I say horror every time and I'm okay with that as well What are your thoughts on this news? You excited? Is that gonna take away? Is that gonna deter for his time? Doing his let's plays. Does he still do that? I don't know I'm sure out of the 30 or so people watching this live One of you can tell me that he's charming and fun and awesome And this is troublesome because it's gonna take away from his day to day or maybe this is great Okay Final thoughts We got a we got a evil dead rise review now. We're gonna record this one So i'm not gonna be talking directly to you. I'm gonna be talking to my phone, which is just underneath I'm gonna be recording the audio last time we did this. We had some issues I was looking at the wrong camera. I didn't have the audio going just a mess complete mess We're gonna do it right this time though things are going better new audio recording Set it up This is gonna be spoiler-free. I know this movie just came out. I saw it last night Didn't get done till after midnight though. So I was just too shot to do a review We'll have this out the door tomorrow earlier in the day. Hopefully by well at least by noon All right, we're recording audio. We are recording video Okay Probably should think about how i'm gonna start it before I hit record Quick into the point If you're squirmish around blood if you get scared of noises in the other room Then you're a coward and you should not watch this movie. I'm about to talk about the evil dead rise Sorry for yelling at you. Let's begin Just just angry Angry at people right out of the gates You know a lot of people on the internet tell me that scream is the most consistent horror film in all of cinema But I think they're wrong I think evil dead is We have evil dead one Phenomenal original we have evil dead two a great follow-up. We have the army of darkness Just as good nigh even better in my book. I like the comedy aspect. I like the dark humor. We had an arm We had an ash spin-off tv series We had another evil dead movie a few years back, which I'm told is just awesome And here we are again 2023 the evil dead rise and I have to tell you something The cycle is unbroken. It's still Fantastic It's another winner Okay A lot of things in this movie. Oh my did you hear that? I think it was a demon saying that if you don't subscribe to this channel right now It's going to kill me and I don't think you want blood on your hands So make sure to subscribe to the channel if you like some humor in your movie review If you like some schlocky jokes that point you to the subscription button like I just did hit it just do it And there's a notification bell turn that on so these show up in your feed. I'm told that that's something you have to do Thanks demon. Let's continue This is written and directed by lee cronin. Oh, you don't know who that is. Do you even watch movies, bro? I'm genuinely asking because I have no idea who lee cronin is and I looked him up on imdb And I found a bunch of art a bunch of nonsense But clearly one of them really struck a chord and they gave him this big property And he freaking nailed the look. He nailed the tone. He nailed everything about it I'm a big fan of this one. I have to tell you right out of the gates. It starts up firing on all cylinders There's blood. There's drama. There's there's scares And then it just continues on that track for an hour and 30 some minutes. It doesn't overstay. It's welcome It has a nice clip. These are how movies are supposed to be folks None of this three-hour artsy fartsy stuff that i'm hearing is out right now. I haven't seen it yet Might need someone to pay me to go to that one Okay I should say this is going to be spoiler-free probably should have started with that I apologize and in editing I could put this at the beginning but I mean Come on We have things to do quick plot synop short for synopsis Ellie and both Ellie's Ellie lives in a pretty crappy apartment. Listen, I'm not high on the hog myself But when I look at where she's living the circumstances around her I think You might have screwed up somewhere in life and she'd probably be the first to admit that She's got a couple kids She's raising a husband who's out of the picture and the place they're living at is going to be condemned in a month So she has to get out a dodge with the family means pack up the bags It's a whole process. It's a whole project. If you've ever moved before I mean, I don't envy anyone who's in that position Especially when you're in a dilapidated building trying to move on to probably the next dilapidated building She's got a couple neighbors down the hall, but for the most part. It's a very quiet place That is until an earthquake that is until an earthquake kicks up and That is until an earthquake kicks up and her son stumbles upon the book of the dead And what does he do with the book of the dead? Well, he opens it, of course, which unleashes an unspeakable evil Upon the world one that's going to infect corrupt take possession Of the mother and the rest of it is herstory It gets ugly fast folks and I'm gonna leave the story there So she's got her kids. She has a estranged sister who's back in her life conveniently shows up the night of this event And it's really just a survival picture inside of this apartment complex for the main For the remate for For 95 percent of the film For basically the entire film All right, we'll stop here The child actors can some child actors can sometimes scare people. They're all freaking great They're Do they screw up? Yeah. Do they make some dumb? Do they screw up? Yes. Do they make dumb decisions? Of course. This is a horror film But not to the point where I was frustrated not barbarian levels of stupid shit It's plausible. It's somewhat believable And I was all in on the ride. This movie's intense. It's dark. It's disturbing, but it's also fun at times It's playful at times. It really gets the evil dead mantra down This is one of the this is Now I opened by saying if you get queasy early, this definitely is not a movie for you There is throwing up. There is cheese grater to skin. There's eyes popping out There's hair getting ripped out. There's there's eyes getting popped out. There's There's eyes popping out. There's eyes popping out. There's hair getting ripped out I keep saying out and I want to say out more than once There's eyes popping. There's flesh peeling. There's blood oozing out of every orifice of this building and its residents And I eat okay. What's up there? Color gradients topped here sound design is some of the best in the business right now the music the Audio the volume was in my ears until they bled this thing is loud in the theater And that's the only negative I have about this movie. No, not the noise from the movie But the inhabitants of the theater itself will get to that at the end But I just have to say a lot of praise for this one You know exactly what you're going to get a gory good time from start to finish I wouldn't miss it in the theater. Honestly, it looks so good on the big screen and with that surround sound You didn't know you didn't know if there was a demon right in there with the theater You really didn't know if you could have got killed in that theater because of the beautiful pitch perfect noises taking place I want to hear from you. Did you see this movie already? Did you love it? Am I right? Or are you a little bit trepidious to go in I'm telling you it's worth your time Like this video if you had some good time as well, please subscribe if you haven't I'm begging you there I told you off-camera. I'm being threatened. My life is on the line, man. Hit that subscribe button I know it comes off as desperate, but honestly We we get desperate right we get desperate and hopefully I'll catch you next time now if you haven't left I had a good run. I had a good run for a long time in the theater. I was seeing movies people were keeping quiet the phones were off That ship has sailed That ship has failed because the audience that I dealt with last night by myself Because my buddy bless No show ghosted me. Yeah, I'll be there at 945 Adam. Where is he at? He's not here He's not here didn't show up You know who did show up a couple vaping in front of me. You know who else showed up douchebag on his phone the whole movie You know who else showed up people wandering in seamlessly off the streets 35 45 minutes into the movie's runtime What? What is going on with this movie? That it's bringing in all these douchebags I was furious But it's not like it was one person that I could say hey, could you keep it down or hey, could you get off your phone? It's the whole theater All of them So I did the only thing I could I turned to the dark arts So I did the only thing I could do I turned to the dark arts. I opened up the Book of the Dead I happened to have one in my pocket keep it with me Unlocked it unclasped the teeth Opened it up for some reason it creaks like an old cellar door Blew off the debris or a debris if you say things wrong off the pages Sifted through them until I found the spell that I wanted to cast It's not a wizarding book. I don't know why I said it like that Uh, and then I read the words In the laden tongue Which would give me the ability to kill everyone in this theater. It would give me superhuman strength Of course, yes, I would be possessed. I would not be me anymore I would cease to exist the demon would take over but at this point I felt like there was already a demon inside of me ready to rise up and kill every F***er in here So I read the passage and then I was taken hold of And what came out next was not something that you put on screen Not something that you take the family to with a bucket of popcorn and a soda pop Nobody should see what I did to these people First person starts yapping over there. I take my hand insert it in between the teeth I take my hand insert it in between his teeth and then push down His jaw is gone on the floor, but why waste it, you know, it's there so I pick it up and I shove it into his forehead pops the brain out the back the remnants are all over the ground Another person who's walking in 45 minutes to the movie for the first time It's not like you gotta go pee or get a soda. They're just coming in now. He slips on the brain matter Falls backwards breaks his back Like a fucking triangle this guy's bent over Completely toasted. There's a kid way underage watching this movie five six years old Kids crying like oh you think you're crying now. I take my straw I start shanking this bitch not the boy. I let the boy live. He needs to grow up to tell this tale I'm talking about his mom who was gabbing the whole movie and constantly checking her facebook feed To try to be important. You're not important. No one gives a shit about you lady They might now though because johnny apple seed up front's been filming this whole thing So now I'm the crazy person who killed the lady that went shut the fuck up. She's dead blood is Pulsating out. It's spraying up like a geyser. I'm about ready to get my swim trunks on Grab a flotation device and just kind of have a day of it. Whoo, but there's way too many more people to kill There's just not enough time Oh, fuck This is where the demon powers really take hold of me as I shoot up to the ceiling I'm like a spider now crawling along Screaming my head spins around like I'm possessed because spoiler alert I am I Exorcist over this guy and just our projectile vomiting acidic rain Falls from the heavens except for this rain burns bitch and this guy is His face is melting off all you see of the the skull This guy's face is melting off Yeah, all you see left are the pupils in his eyes and then I take both of them out With two straws that I have from soda I'm losing the I'm losing the plot Fuck his face is melting away He falls down into a pile of bones like a mortal combat fatality I drop down and I got a bone to pick with this guy now I pick up a couple of them and now I'm like a pokemon Who's the one that throws bones marrow whack? You better fucking believe it Hit a guy in the back of the head. He's down for the count other one. I spin it like a frisbee Blood is just sprinkling around and then I start twisting his head and I let it go so it really is a sprinkler Blood everywhere guts and shit. It is disgusting and I'm loving every minute of it I'm loving every minute of it. I'm loving ever wrap this up at some point Oh my god one superfan One superfan thought it would be fun to bring a chainsaw in because you know Ash and the evil dad and all that nonsense. So He fires this bad boy up like he's lim biscuit. I'm like a chainsaw. What? I'll skin your ass raw and woof. I throw a fucking massive punch hits him in the ear Brrrrrrsh blows his eyeball somehow. His eyeball goes out the other side of the ear. I catch it Break it. Grab the chainsaw This guy is in two completely collapses on the ground. I then throw the chainsaw Another person tries to get away I go up and grab it, and then I just peel him away. Again, this is like a Mortal Kombat. Kung Lao does that, I think, with the hat. Yeah, that's what I did. I kung Lao his ass. And now there's really nothing left here. Nothing but silence. Blood's dripping down, leaky soda cans on the ground because they didn't pay for the soda in the theater to try to support their local chain. They brought one in. How dare you. Popcorn filled with bones and blood. And me, kicking back, relaxing, acting all cool from the fresh Prince of Bel-Air, for some reason now. But I got to watch this movie in peace and quiet and take in all the artistry that this director and the producer and the different key grips and the actors and the costume designers and the set designers and every fucking person that worked on this movie put their blood, sweat, and tears into so that we could escape from the real world for less than two hours, less than two hours you had to not be on your stupid phone. Chatting with your buddy about something that's unrelated to the movie. Two hours to just sit and let it take you away. Let it scare you, let it wow you. How did they do this? How did they film this? I was asking myself because I was ghosted and then I had to ghost these assholes. Thanks for watching. Take care. Whew. I'm loving every minute of it. I'm loving every minute of it. Save the Evil Dead Rise Review. Review was six minutes long, killing Spree 15 minutes long. Looking at the comments catching up, Jake says, I hope you have a horrible movie experience every time you go to their theater just so you can experience the rant. Yeah, it's been it's been it's been boiling up. It's been coming to this point for a while. I've had it too good lately and there's honestly been so many good movies. I've seen so many good movies in a row. It's remarkable. I'm tired. Okay, we have gone through all the live material I wanted to talk about. We, I think we covered everything. Oh, I was going to mention the Elon Musk Twitter fiasco. That was the other thing we were going to touch on. The blue check mark situation. So Elon Musk, the little that I care to even know about this, he bought Twitter for a stupid, stupid amount of money. And now he has to try to like make it worth something because Twitter was never actually profitable. It was always worth money, but it never actually brought money in. It just kept people kept investing. So he's like, um, yeah, we're going to start charging for blue check marks. You don't know Twitter. The blue check mark was a way to indicate if someone was legit. So like the New York Times is a blue check mark because they were vetted by Twitter. Twitter would go in. They would they would see, okay, this is a reputable news source or time magazine or Kesha. Kesha's got a blue check mark. Oprah Winfrey's got a blue check mark. You know, Ricky Gervais blue check mark. Jim Carrey, he's not on here anymore. He left. He's done. He's done with Twitter because what happened was Elon says, okay, why don't we just charge $8 a month arbitrarily for the blue check mark? And with it, you get the edit feature and you will be more prominently displayed in the Twitter feed, in the algorithm. You will be rewarded for paying me $8 a month. And a lot of celebrities and businesses in general were just kind of pissed. They're like, hey, fuck you. This is stupid. Why? Why? And it sets such a bad presidents for other companies. So like Facebook's already jumped in on this now and they're charging like $12 a month to get verified over there. Previously it was free. This is just not a good situation to be in, especially when people are already paying so much for streaming services and everything is a service now that costs something. There was a long time where Twitter, that is a huge way that people get their news. It's massive. And there was a long time when the government's like, should this be something that's just government controlled or it's like a service everyone should have access to. But then Elon Musk bought it up and now he wants to turn it into a profit-driven machine. And we're seeing some of the issues already with it. A lot of the advertisers have backed out. They're pissed because, and I can say this from personal experience, I use Twitter a decent amount for movie news and stuff. I've seen way more crazy shit on Twitter than I've seen in like the last year. The last few months, three or four months, it's been fucking nuts. Like people getting murdered straight up and there's people filming it. I'm like, I did not ask to see this. Why is my feed now full of people getting killed or school fights breaking out or public shootings? Like this is the wild west. It's bonkers. The other fun thing with Stephen King, who's also prominent on Twitter, I believe, I don't know if he's gone yet, but he's not happy. He didn't want to pay for the blue check mark. He thinks it's bullshit. And Elon Musk then gave him a blue check mark. So he essentially paid for him to have a blue check mark. And then it was like, you're welcome. So then Stephen had to make a freaking tweet and say, I didn't buy this. I didn't give out my phone number because that's one of the ways that you have to be verified is you have to give him a phone number. And he didn't do that. And so now he looks, he doesn't want to look like one of the guys that went and bought the blue check mark for clout. So now Twitter's in this disastrous place where people can pretend to be companies like you could pretend to be Wendy's and get a blue check mark or someone that's like Wendy's and troll people and that's been happening now, just completely unhinged stuff over there. It's really bad. I don't know why people, obviously there's a lot of Elon Musk simps out there that think this is great and he's so cool and he's, he's fixing Twitter and speaking truth to power or something. The guy's a billionaire. He is the power. I never, I always find that fascinating like, all right, we got a billionaire who's going to step in and clean up this mess that he caused. The billionaires caused the messes. Whatever. I think it's funny though. So there's kind of a mass exodus today because all the celebrities and stuff lost their blue check marks. They're back to being a loser like me and they're not verified. So, you know, whoopie Goldberg left, Jim Carrey left. There's just a rogue's gallery of actors who are leaving and companies who are leaving as well. It's, it's, it's comical and pathetic at the same time. What are your thoughts? Anything? Oh, LeBron James. Yeah, I think Elon Musk paid for LeBron James to be verified as well. I mean, I just think it's bananas. It's kind of bananas Gwen Stefani. All right, the last thing I wanted to talk about is movie feuds. So movie feuds I announced on Tuesdays going to come back and that's going to be the Friday show. Movie feuds is going to be Feud Fridays. We have to figure out the best way to do this. I was thinking if we want, you know, like fan participation we could do like Tony had hacked the movies. He would do $20 super chats and then he would bring people in via video. So you'd have to have a webcam and decent audio and then you could basically go into like the back room and then I would bring you onto the stage, which means put you in public in front of people. So we'd have kind of a side by side video. We could also do a cage match where we have a few people on each side so we could pick one movie. Doesn't have to be 2v2. It can just be is Elph a good film? Is Home Alone 3 a good film? Is, you know, whatever Black Widow a good movie? And then you would have the fours. You would have the against and then each person would get maybe 30 seconds to state their case. And then there'd be a back and forth kind of argument about it. I was kind of thinking that would be fun. That'd be a way to have us all kind of jump in. And maybe if you're a Patreon at the Mithril level, you just can join one for free since you're supporting me over there or on YouTube. If you're supporting me at that level, you could you could jump in on one. There's ways we can do this. I think the biggest issue is how I set this up from my end because obviously streaming isn't my Will Forte. It's not my my bread and butter. But if I have to look into doing StreamYard for it, that's something I'd be willing to pony up a couple bucks a month or whatever it is, 20 bucks a month and get that going. And then we can really do the feuds the right way. But I'm open to suggestions. If there's anything you've seen out there, people doing this kind of stuff where it's like, you know, fan participation, I guess. I'd also like to have people on. I have obvious interest from other movie critics who would come on and we could just do a 1v1 debate. And you guys could watch and comment along with it. But I think that we have an opportunity here with these lives to make it more intimate and have us really kind of engage. Because at the end of the day, the beginning of movie feuds, 10, 11 years ago with Corey was that we're not movie experts. Corey or I, when we started the show, we just like debating movies. And we had enough knowledge where we could be a little dangerous about it and make our case. So I think it would be really fun to welcome people to that because that was the goal. We would state our thoughts on a movie and then we wanted you to comment below. That wasn't just like a shtick. That wasn't a gimmick. It really was. I read all the comments. I still try to read as many comments as I can and engage when I can. Although I'm trying to back off of the engagement part with the trolls and the negative comments as much as possible now. It's hard. It's hard for me to not try to stick up for myself but have to do it. Anyway, that was the idea behind movie feuds was to make it more engaging. We had polls at one point where you could vote and then you would see the percentage. So it's always been an inclusive type of channel. I want to take it to the next level though. Yeah, so let me know your thoughts. What you're thinking and we can go from there. Movie maker, kind of out of... Movie maker, side question. What's your favorite Lego set you own? That would be the big-ass Hogwarts castle that's right over there. That's my jam. 6,000 some pieces I think. It was a really fun one to put together because it wasn't... A lot of Lego sets, it's very parallel. You know, you do the arm, the leg, or the side of the building and then you do the same thing over. I hate the repetition. This castle had very little repetition to it. It was very much a fun experience from beginning to end. McFrozen now gets us, hello there. Well, hello there to you as well. It's been a while. Thoughts on the terrible Star Wars future? Says bro man. I mean, that's kind of it, isn't it? I don't have any... All these big blockbuster franchises are kind of dead to me. I don't have any steak in them. Any time a new Terminator movie comes out, I don't think, well, how bad is this going to ruin the legacy of Terminator 1 and 2? Terminator 1 and 2 exist. I have them. They will always be amazing. And then everything after that is noise. Maybe it's a fun, entertaining, stupid film. I'll give it a shot. Most of the times it's just disappointing. Same with Alien, same with Star Wars. I mean, it's all that way. You know, you have those lightning and a bottle experiences like Jaws or Indiana Jones trilogy. And then they always try to recapture it because it's a moneymaker. So why wouldn't they? They'd be foolish not to. And it never lands or hardly ever lands. So with Star Wars, I give them a shot. If they suck, they suck. Occasionally they fool me. And they make something good again like Mandalorian. And they trick me and string me along for a while. And then I realize, oh, this is awful too. And then I, you know, I do a whole season ranting on each episode. So no, I have no real interest in Star Wars. When they come out, I'll give them a shot. Rob K says three versus three. I think 3X3 is the new lingo. We say 3X, 3V, 3X. Would fuel my gambling addiction. Oh my God, I don't know if we want to do that. Michael asks, hey Adam, have you watched any anime? Michael, I'm very scant when it comes to anime. Not a big anime person. I've liked what I've watched. I've watched quasi anime like Samurai Jack. I know it's not real anime. Samurai Jack, Avatar the Last Airbender and Korra. I love that stuff. That's American. I don't even know, did he even call it anime? Just animation. I've seen a lot of Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball Z Super. And I saw the Dragon Ball Z Super superhero movie. Terrible title. Those are all awesome. I like that stuff. My son is really into anime right now. Huge into it. He was watching One Piece for a long time until I told him there was like 3,000 episodes. That kind of turned him off. Then my sister recommended he watch, I think his death note. Connor's 11 now. So I'm okay with it. He and my daughter watched, what's the Titan one? Attack on Titan. I haven't seen any of those, but they're more into it than I am. I've seen the more Americanized anime. Also really loved. Again, I know it's not anime in the slightest. But freak, what was that show called on Netflix that's coming back in 2024? Everybody loved it. It was, it's beautiful looking. It's based off of video game Arcane. I think it's called Arcane. That show was freaking awesome. Chris says my brother has the same LEGO set. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. The Raiders of the Last Ark LEGO set is tempting. Not gonna lie. Movie master, I haven't seen that. Is that new or is that something that's been around for a while? I'm not looking forward to Eli Roth making a Borderlands movie. Dear God, I completely forgot that. I feel like that was announced four years ago. Wasn't Kate Blanchett supposed to be in that? What a, what a mess. What is your favorite Michael Mann movie? I just saw Miami Vice. It's such a vibe. Do you think he can pull off Heat 2? Again, this is going back to the well. No, I don't know. I don't know if he can pull off Heat 2. I don't, I'd have to actually look at Michael Mann's catalog to see Michael Mann movies. All right, I thought he did Collateral. I really dug Collateral, but maybe that's not, I'm looking through it. Oh, he did do Collateral. I friggin, I dug Collateral. Seeing Tom Cruise as a villain for once was really awesome. Well, that's the Mohicans. It's good. Heat is great. The Insider, I don't know. Oh, I thought I was seeing the Inside Man. I don't think I've seen the Insider. I did not like Ali. I didn't care for that film at all. I also did not see that Miami Vice movie, which was based on the old TV show, right? What else did he do? I haven't seen a lot of his older stuff either. I'm just realizing public enemies was okay. Yeah, I would definitely go with Collateral for my favorite Michael Mann movie. One thing that I've been high on as of late is my life as a teenage robot, says McFrozen Nuggets. Classic and iconic Nick Tune from 2003 that focuses on a robot with a teenage girl personality. Okay, I think I have heard of that. It's got kind of crude animation. I'm almost positive I know what that is. Never seen it though. Raiders Lego sets from this year, 150 bones. Oof. Tempting though. Is Collateral the only film Cruise dies in? My God. That might be right. I'm trying to think of his more artsy movies. Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia. I don't think he dies in any of that stuff. Wow. That's a good point. It's a very good point. Emmett just joined, What Did I Miss? Where we're talking old school cartoons. Yeah, that's true, Chris. He did die an awful lot in Edge of Tomorrow. Wait, he died in, did he die in the end of Oblivion? I just rewatched that movie and I already forgot if he died at the end. I think he died at the end of Oblivion. That was a good movie. Alex says no, he died in a bunch of them. Oblivion. Okay, so he, yep, he pointed out Oblivion. Liv Die repeats as Alex using the rebranded title for Edge of Tomorrow, which is what it was originally called. And then when they released it on DVD, they gave it a rebrand and they called it Liv Die Repeat. Interview with a vampire, Matt with the, Matt with the deep cut. It's not even a deep cut. Matt with the cut that I wasn't thinking of. So many good people in that. You got Antonio Banderes. You got a very young, what's your nuts from Spider-Man? I can't think of her name. That's going to bother me. Whatever. There's a lot of, a lot of good looking guys in interview. The Christian Slaters in that. A lot of good looking guys in that. Okay, Alex confirmed he does die in Oblivion. Beautiful. Spoiler for Oblivion. Valkyrie. Well, I think, yeah, I think you're right on that too. The Nazi one. That was a decent movie. It felt like it didn't really have an ending though. Yeah, Kristen Dunst. Thank you. That's what I was talking about. It, well Matt, I think the joke is he died an awful lot in Edge of Tomorrow but not when it counted because he ended up surviving at the way end. He just died a whole bunch of times in between. Man, I freaking love Edge of Tomorrow. That's like top five Tom Cruise for me. That beach wore me out today, guys. Beach Day wore me down. The sun baking, the sunscreen not working at all. Just a, just a disaster. A beautiful disaster. I am going to say a little disappointed. No, zero super chats today, especially after I worked my ass off on that, on that review for you. So a little, little disheartened by the lack of super chats, but I did have my buddy, Master Sargent, give a super chat when I put out my poster review that almost no one watched. So I am happy about that. I'm glad that he's happy the posters have returned. Where is it at right now? Let me see. Oof. Reacting to good and bad Evil Dead movie posters, ranking by views nine out of 10. Ouch. That's, that's disheartening. Only 552 views right now. That's 300 less than usual at this time. That's, that's very sad to hear because I thought people were really looking forward to poster reactions coming back. Very bad numbers for that, but we might have to build it back up because there was a large swath of time I wasn't doing them. And I think people just kind of forget and move on. So we'll have to, we'll have to slowly reintroduce bad movie posters, but the goal was to do one of those every week. Those numbers suck though. I will say that, but Master Sargent stepped up on that video and he gave a $10 super chat, so it kind of makes up for it. Let's see. Poor guy beach where you down on a Friday. Yeah, I know the beach, that's kind of like, that's the equivalent of when your family member or relative or a buddy goes on a vacation for a week or two and they come back just deadbeat tired, like, oh, I'm so tired from vacationing for two weeks. It's like, oh, fuck you. Bubba, $1.99 super chat feel, a pity super chat says review three amigos. What is the thing they do? They're stupid little, they're little high five thing that they do. Martin Sheen, Steve Martin, and Chevy Chase, right? That's a classic. That's an old one. I'm honestly surprised they haven't redone three amigos. Drove that into the ground for one more ride. I was surprised they didn't have the original three amigos come back for one more ride, although Chevy Chase, he's rough, he's rough looking these days. My little buttercup. Man, Chevy Chase was a god back in the 80s. Frickin' vacation and SNL, he was hilarious. Three amigos is great, Bubba, I will say. That was a fun movie. I should revisit that. It's been a long time since I've watched it. Take a few more questions and then I am going to pass out, maybe on the floor right here. I don't even know if I'm going to make it upstairs into the bedroom. I might just keel over, maybe keep the stream going and it can be a Truman Show-esque scenario where you just look at my lifeless corpse on the floor for a few hours until inevitably Connor comes in, my son and just like prods at me with a pointer and kicks me in the face and tells me to go up to bed. That would honestly be pretty entertaining. Chevy Chase was actually on the very first ever Nickelodeon Magazine issue in 1990. Oh, okay. Well, that's something I didn't know. I'm going to find a way to use that in a public forum. Just be at the gas station and be like, hey, what are you looking at? What are you looking at on your phone? Is that a Fletch? Is that a clip from Fletch Lives with Chevy Chase? And the guys be like, what, no? And I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear him and be like, oh yeah, yeah, Chevy Chase. Love that guy. Did you know he was on the first ever issue of Nickelodeon Kids in 1990? Just something I know, something to pass on to you. All right, enjoy Fletch. Yeah, I'm not watching Fletch. Uh-huh, yep, okay. That's how that conversation would go. So if you ever get in a situation where you want to do a humble brag about something stupid and pointless, just do what I told you, fake it. Pretend like someone is involved in something that has anything to do with what you're going to talk about. And that's how you segue into it. Movie master, best and worst movie theater experience. Um, yeah, movie master, we've talked about this a couple times and I was going to put out a video on it at some point. I just haven't had time yet. But I want to do like a top 10 best movie experiences and maybe a top 10 worst. The worst would probably be really long though because I'd have to constantly be fictitiously killing everyone. But as far as the best, I've rattled off some in the past. One was Jurassic Park, seeing that in theater with my mom. Was an experience like no other, just because the movie was such a, you know, it was such a phenomenal film all around. And when it came out in the 90s, it was nothing like that was done. It was completely its own thing at the time. Revolutionary in a lot of ways. The Matrix, I saw three times in theaters, absolutely shaped me in high school into a nerdy kid who ran up walls sideways with his buddies and pretend to go into bullet time, like, hey, how's it going? How you doing? Like just ridiculous, silly stuff. Star Wars Episode 1, not because the movie was good, I actually remember not liking the movie in high school. But the eight hour wait in line to go into the movie was freaking awesome. Playing Pokemon, the OG Pokemon Red on my Game Boy. Not even like, I don't even think it was a color, I think it was a straight up Game Boy. The teacher was in line and the students, like we jumped in our car right after school as soon as that freaking bell hit three o'clock, bolted into the car, took off for the theater, and we were in that line for the rest of the night. People would come by and say hi to us. My mom brought us pizza at one point, my friend's mom, I don't know, I didn't pay attention to parents at that time in my life, just completely selfish as a high schooler. What else? There's a lot of great, I mean, I remember waiting in line. For some reason I had a ton of fun waiting in line because I was with my buddies usually, or a girlfriend, or someone that was just equally excited to watch the film. And like X-Men 2, I remember waiting in line with my wife and it was awesome. I remember getting in trouble for gambling, waiting for the matrix reloaded because we were playing cards while sitting on the floor for the fucking five hours we had, no one has smartphones at the time. So we're just playing with like candy or pennies, cards, but it's, you know, it's gambling. So we had, they shut that down pretty quick. Not a lot happens, not a lot happened in Minnesota back in the 90s. McFrozen Nugget says, this is why I still love you, Adam. Your humor is just so natural, crude and old fashioned. You got old fashioned for sure. Bubba says, best was me getting free chocolate covered raisins with you at Morpheus. Or you mean Morbius, right? The Morbius chocolate covered raisins. I mean, Morbius was just a treat all around, you know, seeing that movie on the big screen. What a, what a phenomenal experience once in a lifetime. If you didn't see Morbius in theaters day fun, you only have yourself to blame. Really anything with Jared Leto. I celebrate his entire catalog. Emmett says, I'm late to the series party, but I'm binging, better call Saul, and I made it to season two with no problem. With Breaking Bad, I just couldn't get invested. Really? What? That's crazy. Who are these people? Alex says the same thing. Okay, Breaking Bad is like peak. That's number one for me. Number one drama, number one TV series. It's perfect. Breaking Bad is awesome too, but I'm sorry, better call Saul is awesome too, but to say that's better than Breaking Bad, are you out of your mind? I just, I can't buy that for a second. And I love both of them very much, but Breaking Bad easily wins. Now, El Camino or whatever that movie was, not great, not great. Can you review couples retreat, asks Michael? It's not good. There's your review. That's the one with Adam Sandler, right? Adam Sandler dates a woman that's way hotter than her, gets her in precarious situations, typically in a bikini, which I appreciate, but still, the formula was so lame with those movies. And it was always an excuse it felt like for the celebrities to get to go on a vacation for like six months to a beautiful island. Ran Gill or Ryan Gill asks, did you cover Evil Dead Rise yet? I did. I did the review. You, if you missed it, you can obviously play it back to tape and watch me stumble my way through it, although I think that was one of the more fluid reviews I have done, but it's also gonna be edited and manicured and it will go on the channel tomorrow as a standalone video. It's actually the only standalone video I did today. Everything else has been just kind of reading off news and chatting. I kind of like this better than having to keep hitting record and do a bunch of other videos. Movie master, you have to kiss one Jared Leto Joker or Morbius. Pick one. Oof. Oh. I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt you real bad. God, it's so awful. I think I would go, yeah, it's tough because the Joker has the grills. So you could get the grills in your mouth somehow, cut the tongue, but Morbius, he has fangs, right? He's a vampire dude and he's undead kind of, I think. I feel like I'd have to go with Morbius just because I don't think Joker would stop or he'd somehow put a stick of TNT in my mouth or something, or I just have to listen to Jared Leto talk about all the different performances he's done over the years and what they meant to him. Whereas Morbius is gonna get in and out, Morbius is probably a homophobic character, just feels right, feels like something he would be in that universe. So yeah, I'm gonna go with Morbius just to get it over with because neither of us wanna be there at the end of the day. Straight facts is Adam, I thought you would be looking forward to New Penguin Show. He is finally going to drop F-bombs you wanted to hear in the movie. You know, that's me. It's like if I don't have swearing in this movie, I just can't. I just won't with these guys, these naughty little boys. I won't watch this. I just think it's gonna be kind of boring. I don't really care that much about the penguin. Someone made a great comment under my video on that video and they said, what if instead of a penguin show, you did the rogues gallery. So episode one's penguin, episode two's poison ivy, episode three is two-face, episode four is Mr. Freeze. You get the idea. You get the idea. And I think that would be great. All of those characters in the Matt Reeves gritty Batman universe. Plus, you're like doing the legwork up front, right? You don't have to introduce them then in Batman two and three, because this is a companion piece like Marvel does with all the Disney Plus garbage. And now that I'm saying that out loud, maybe we shouldn't do that. Because none of this stuff's working well. When they keep trying to marry the TV shows and the animated shows and the books and the movies together into one grand old pie filled with shit, nobody can keep up. It's overwhelming and honestly, it's just not that fun. People like to digest different mediums. That's the whole point. Some people don't like reading books or they don't have time to read books or they want to listen to audio books. It's the same with movies. Movies are great because they're typically, or they used to be, a pretty self-contained two-hour experience. Whereas a TV show requires a lot more time and investment. So the fact that now they're trying to bridge these two things with Disney, especially with the Marvel stuff, like, oh, Kamala Khan is going to be in the new Marvels. And you could only see her if you watched Miss Marvel. And oh, this chick is from this thing and you got to watch that. It's confusing. It's really confusing. What was the question? Oh yeah, the penguin. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see. I'll give it a chance. SweetFA production says Evil Dead Rise was the most fun I've had in cinema in years. I agree with you. I wouldn't, well, not about the most fun I've had in years. I would totally understand that if my theater experience didn't suck, but the movie was great. I can't wait to watch it again, honestly. But my theater experience sucked ass. Movie, phenomenal. I love Jared Leto's Joker, the same way I love Joel Schumacher's Batman movies, says Suede. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. We all know that it's horrible. I don't understand how anybody pretends that Jared Leto's Joker was good and why they're asking for more of it in that other cut. Emmett says, I think the lawyer aspect works for me. Well, yeah, it certainly does. Saul Goodman's great character. Jimmy's a great character who inevitably will turn into Saul Goodman at some point. That's the one problem I had with Better Call Saul is it's really a Jimmy story for a very, very, very long time. And some of the seasons do tend to feel like they're spinning their wheels a little bit because the writer and everyone involved really just likes that character and didn't want to see him transform into the sleazier version of himself. Ryan Gill, Ray Han Solo because you're a Star Wars shill, love the third season Mando reviews, totally agree with you. Yeah, Mando man, what a nightmare. Watch the 2013 Evil Dead way more brutal than this one in a good way. Okay, I know, I know I have to. You know what, Ryan? I might have screwed up in my review now that you say that. I might have said it was from 2015 but the magic of editing can get rid of that or I just leave it in because I forgot to get rid of it. That happens too. We'll see where it goes. Strayfax, Adam, you recommend we go see it in the Dolby Theater. So I don't know about that. I mean, I think if money is not really an if money is not really an issue for you, if you can spare a couple extra bucks, I think seeing this in the biggest screen with the best sound would definitely be something you should try out. The sound design in this film is really freaking good. So yeah, getting that atmosphere, that's paramount. I had more fun in the theater experience than this. Let's see. I would appreciate more camp in the next one. Yeah, Ryan, I agree. This one doesn't quite go all in on the campiness but there was some parts which I liked. Ms. McFrozen Nugget says, Spider-Man No Way Home easily remains my favorite theater experience to date. Biggest reason, all three Spider-Man together. Yep, I mean, yeah, I don't love that movie. In fact, I can't even say I don't hate it. I just think it's kind of a mid-film with a fantastic fan service put in the last 20 or so minutes that really elevates a pretty terrible story. I haven't heard anyone argue that it has a good story and that is kind of a big thing for me is at least having a competent structure. It doesn't even have to be, like obviously the Mario movie that just came out has a paper-thin storyline but it's a storyline you can just get on board with and you're like, okay, yep, I understand what I'm gonna get from that type of film. It's a video game movie based on a property that's had almost zero story or character arcs in any of the games over the last 30-some years. So yeah, a movie on that. I just expect a bunch of callbacks, a bunch of video game references, and a serviceable plot. But when you're a movie like Spider-Man, Far From Home, and you've built up this massive universe with all these characters and moving pieces and it does take itself extremely serious, I expect a story that's a little bit deeper or just a little bit more plausible than Kid Hygienx caused the end of the world because he wanted his buddies to get in the best college. That was just too stupid for me. Have you seen The Sopranos? It's my favorite series. I can't get into The Sopranos. I've tried, I've tried three different times at least over the course of 20 years. This has been going on. You gotta watch Sopranos. I watch a couple episodes. I kind of enjoy it, but I'm not really hooked. And then I just kind of move on. Nothing's ever like pulling me to watch more of them is the problem and I hear that it's really good. Ryan asks if I've gotten on the succession train yet. All aboard! Oh yeah, I'm caught up on succession, baby. I can't wait for more. I'm gonna be sad now when it's over because I really like this garbage family. No spoilers on that though. This is still going on, so don't say anything in the comments about what happens. Movie Master says, No Way Home doesn't hold up when you watch it at home. I agree. It doesn't hold up when you watch it a second time. I watched it at home the second time with my family who didn't see it in theaters. And they were all just kind of like, cool. Okay, cool. Marvel's been having a real problem with their heroes being the source for all their own problems. Yeah, I've said that in several videos now. It's old hat. I'm sick of it. Oh, maybe I eat. What happens if I push this button? Everything goes crazy and now they have to clean up their own mess. Hey, maybe we should build a giant mech thing that can save humanity. Oh, it's evil now and it's destroying humanity. It's just, it's so basic. These movies are for kids. And that's not bad, but when the MCU started, they did have the semblance of a grittier. Like Iron Man 1 is closer to a lethal weapon than it is to a bubble guppies. But when you look at Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumaniom, it's closer to bubble guppies now, for sure. Okay, if you guys have any other final questions that you need to ask, throw me a super chat. Otherwise, I'm just going to cherry pick one or two and then we're going to shut it down. It's almost midnight. It's been a long day. It's been a long day. And I got editing to do. I got, I have a video review. I have to shoot for Megamind for Patreon for Owen. He wanted Megamind. I got to film that tomorrow. I have to film poster reviews for next week. We're going to try to keep it going. We'll see if it picks up a little. Probably Indiana Jones. I have to look at what the next big movie release is coming out. Want to, want to try to stick with what's trending. And then it gives us an opportunity to talk about, you know what's nice about remaking everything constantly is at least it keeps the old stuff in the back of our mind and we can bring it up, talk about the glory days. So a new Indiana Jones movie comes out. Oh, it gives us the perfect opportunity to revisit the old good ones. Guardians of the Galaxy is the best the MCU has to offer. I'm kind of with you on that. I think Infinity War is still my favorite because it had some stakes and it felt, it felt weighty. But the Guardians movies, both of my, I love and I'm very excited for the third one. Although cautiously excited because I can't say any of these trailers have really done anything for me. But I know James, I'm pretty sure James Gunn is going to deliver. He hasn't failed me yet. Oh, thank you Bubba. Yes, make sure, if you don't know, I've brought it up on a couple of videos so far but hit the notification bell. It's a stupid little bell icon that I've never told anyone to hit before. That's what makes these videos show up in your actual YouTube feed. If you just subscribe to my channel, YouTube won't necessarily recommend the videos when I post them. It's kind of up to them how you're viewing things on YouTube is going to decide what they feed you. But if you hit the notification bell, it tells YouTube, yep, I want to see this guy's videos showing up. It's very bizarre, but that's how it is. Ryan says, series review on succession when it ends. I'm pulling for being better than GOT. Tough ball right now. Yeah, I am thinking about doing a series review on succession when it ends. Yeah, I think that might be in the cards, the house of cards. Another show that became a complete train wreck by the last season. McFrozen with the final word says, this is the way it may the force be with you, Adam. Thank you. I appreciate that. May the force be with you as well. And with that, I'm going to bid you adieu. This was a fun stream. We laughed. We loved. We cried. We killed a bunch of people fictitiously in a theater. And I think we all grew a little closer together because of it. My soda, my Coke, my Coca-Cola classic on the Dwayne Johnson, meaning on the rocks is almost done. Probably should be done. Probably should be done drinking it. And yeah, that's it. So next live stream will be Tuesday, covering movie news, doing some live tapings again. And by this time next Friday, we should have hopefully some sort of a debate structure figured out for movie feuds because I do want to bring that back. I do want to champion that a little bit. It was my baby when I started YouTube. I think we can make this house a home again for it. Maybe not. We'll see. Maybe people have moved on. Only time will tell. But we'll give it a go. Just like these poster breakdowns, we'll give it a go. Okay, that's it for me. Have a good night. Have a good weekend. Look for the Evil Dead Rise edited review tomorrow so you can see the before here and then the after where I clean up all the stupid stuff I said and try to make it a professional review as best I can. Try to trick people, basically. And more videos will be coming out after that. All right, take care.