 Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities Oscar Wilde Golden and a steamboat, Hershey at his chocolate bar Hold the ovens Ford and his Lizzie kept the laughers busy That's how people are I was way out of my league We'd never get together, darling Let's take a vow And a singularity It's me here They all laughed at Aubrey and his huge goatee You know his beard goes down in here They all lurked and they're doubling density His bitches had them all in stitches It puts them at ease all Yes, you said it would be hello good