 Welcome to the 1878 FM podcast, it's episode 11, there's three of us at the moment, there will be four at some stage when traffic leaders and Pedro realised that he should be in the studio recording with us but he's not quite here yet but I am joined as always by Dave Vitty and Andy Busch. Andy Busch is doing a little bit of a Domino Calvert looing at the moment, he's back, he's fit and then he's out and then he's back but he's here this weekend we're glad to have him. When I'm in, I don't look that arsed. Oh he's gone there, he's gone straight to the reference. I see myself more as a Tarkovsky character whereby I've literally played every minute of every podcast so far and I'm yet to disappoint. In terms of my attendance, I don't mean in terms of my contribution which is largely disappointing. For Scott, you've got about 6.9 days, that's all. It's good to be back, it's good to be back. Sorry it's been a bit of a hokey-cokey in and out but I'm back. I've had a little opp on my nose to get rid of me, I had a little spot on my nose for ages that the NHS kept telling me was a cyst and I thought I don't think it is you know. Turns out it wasn't, it isn't and I've had to get it like properly removed so I've had a skrit skin graft. Wow. Plastic surgery thing, top thing. I should have got my chin done or something when I was in there. So what, so they've taken skin from somewhere else and then what sort of like? Glue that up. Like soldered it onto your nose? Honestly, there's this thing they've got called a quarteriser, which I've never heard of before and you hear this crackling noise. I couldn't see anything because I had this blanket over my head. They burn it but they sort of sear the edges of the scar to then put this new bit of tissue on it. No, it's a bit like soldering then. It is, it's like Bunsen burner, GCSE Bunsen burner. It really is. So how are you? Are you okay? Are you recovering? How are you? I'm good man, I've got my stitches out at the end of the week so my middle daughter Thea won't look at me. It's horrified with my appearance. I won't let me do bedtime story anything. She won't look at me so hopefully when I get the stitches out on Friday I'll be back in the game. I mean that's not a compliment is it? Daddy please don't come near me, don't read me a bedtime story because I'm worried that actually you will make me more nervous and scared going to bed without me. The worst morale dip I had was speaking to my mum on video phone during the week and she was like bloody hell you look terrible. She was like cheers. She looked like a bogey. So I was like thanks for that mum. So if you ever need an absolute morale battering, speak to your parents. That's what they're there for. They're there to bring you back down to earth and going all holly would have a plastic surgery. Your mum's going to tell you exactly how it is. The website of the place I went to, they do a huge range of different stuff. I don't know whether this is something we could all consider maybe as a season finale getting done but you can get pecs put in. What would you guys get if you get any bit of plastic surgery? That's a very good question Andy Bush. What would I get done? Is this money no object? It's not like a fantasy league where you only have a certain amount that you can spend and then you have to choose wisely. Whereby you might get half the abs done but then also get your neck done as well. I don't really know. I've never had abs ever so maybe that might be nice. Turkey teeth? Yeah, maybe. I might get them done. I don't know. It's difficult sometimes when you look in the mirror to work out how you could improve yourself. I'm sure you appreciate Andy. I knew you Baz. Sometimes a little tweak here and there can just make you even more perfect. Baz, have you got a good ass? Have you got a good bum? I'll be honest. I'm alright and still got me footy. Have you ever had your bum lifted before? No comments. What would I have done? I'd have hairline. A bit more hairline. Nose reduction slightly. Plugs. That's a Rooney star. I'm sure there's other things. I think that's enough Baz. I don't want it to go too much. It's understated as always best I feel. My Mrs might have a different script. She might have a different list for me. I thought you were nominating her at one point then. I thought you were going to say Christy. My Mrs has got a different list. I thought that could potentially be a problematic route to go down. I wouldn't do that. My Mrs has got a different list. Let's leave it. I was going to say something that probably got me into a massive trouble. I'm not going to say it. You can do it because realistically she probably doesn't listen to this. She's not going to listen. The problem is... She's one of the few people on the planet. That doesn't. The problem is that my dad will probably listen. He'll be fine. He'll probably laugh at what I'm going to say. That wasn't my dad walking across the screen. He'll probably throw it up at some stage. When we're all round the table or something. Does my dad know what you said about it or something like that? That is literally kind of where he's open. There's no going back from that moment. Let's leave the plastic shades or anything there. Pedda will be a very interesting one to get in on this. I will now go over to my late friend who has arrived. The traffic can travel. I and the sky has cleared the roads for him. He is here. Let's go over to him for the plastic surgery. He's had some plastic surgery. He's fine. He's looking sharp. He didn't need it. No, he did. He's just had it just because he wanted it. It feels like just another excuse to get the train early to me. Maybe. But if you had the money, no object, plastic surgery for yourself, what would you go for? What would you do? Days gone for taking teeth and a couple of abs. Ars implants. Is it the ars implants? If you're going to be anyone these days, you need the backside, don't you? It's all about the Instagram life in it. That's what it's all about these days. To be honest, it's just where I'd start. Do you know what I mean? It's just where I'd start. Are you building from the back? Essentially. I've had them felt well guaranteed in the summer. I'm going to start at the back. What's happened is when he gets around the front, he'll realise there's not much left. I'm waiting for Jangie to build it or not. I've got a face like Dwight MacNeill. When he looks unhappy because we're not winning. I don't know. To be honest, the teeth one is definitely one I'd probably consider. Although you do get that sort of all over like, I don't know, like robot smile. It looks a bit rylan though if you're not careful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the danger. But you've just got the like. The big contrast, I was watching obviously the jungle last night. And then when it finished, went to make a drink and you know the way, the music, whatever. We had the music channel and band aid came on. Just the music being done. And boy George's, that I've seen the third singer in that. And his mouth looks totally different with his normal teeth. So yeah. It's a real con of like taking teeth. He can afford it though, can he? Do which mate? He can afford it though. He can afford it though, can he? I think so. I think you know, your teeth are important. The teeth are important. I don't think I'd go to take it. I've seen some, I showed you that horror story. I've, yeah. I saw a documentary about all sorts of horror stories there where people like their teeth are really, I mean, I should probably, I should probably sort of put a warning on this that I'm not actually, you know, being critical or derogatory of the dental care across Turkey as a nation. However. I saw that programme and there were in isolated incidents of some horror stories. Yes, Paddy. When you get your teeth done though, right? Did they file down your normal teeth so that little fangs would stick like veneers on top of it? That's the trade-off, isn't it? Because you are actually getting rid of your own teeth. And that means you've got to look after the new ones for the rest of your life and stuff. So it is a big trade-off, the idea of your teeth being taken literally out or worn down. Pysi, we can't develop some shark technology. They always do. But it's coming. It's coming. I believe it's coming. There must be some. There must be AI somewhere. Has anyone ever had their teeth whitened before? Yes. I had it done for the radio. Was it like pain like no other? Hello. Why would you get your teeth whitened for the radio? Surely that goes against... Yeah. I mean you're right. I got them done for telly more than the radio. But it hurt like nothing else, honestly. Yeah, it's like loads of really sensitive shocks to your teeth all the time. It was horrendous. Basically what happens is you, they put this gum shield in your mouth. And then they put a lamp. It's sort of... It's like some kind of horror torture thing. And you're set right for about an hour. Like a billiard ball. Like it's sort of like... Oh right. ar gwaith a gael wneud o'r wneud yn dweud sefydl y brw i. Mae ydych chi'n rhaid i chi, ond rhaid i chi'n gofynu. Rhaid i chi'n gofynu. Rwy'n gofynu i pedd i ddim yn cael ychydig y byddai. Rhaid i chi'n gynnwys y cailand o'r ffoto ar y poddi? Mae'r gymhau cardashiau yn ein ffoto o'r pedd. Mae'r canelagau yn y ddiwedd ar y cyflwyno? Mae'r gymhau Cardashiau. Dwi'n ddim yn ddweud yw... Felly, we'n golygu... ...yna ddweud y panfyrdd Bormath P1... ...a byddai eu ddechrau. Dwi'n ddweud, so fyddwch i'w gallu i fod yn ddod o'r cyfgau'r cyfnod... ...yna ddweud? Fyddwch i'n ddweud? Fyddwch i'n ddweud, mae'r ffeimio ymddor. Mae'r ddweud yn ddweud? Mae'n ddweud! Mae'n ddweud erbyn hyn! Felly ond, a oes i ddoch o'r rhan o fawr i'w parwgol Saen newlyt. Byddwn i'w pwysig maen nhw'n unrhyw unrhyw arall, byddwn i'w parwgol. Ond rhai ddweud yn fawr yn rhan ei ddweud mwy fwrdd. Felly yn rhan o'r fan ymddir i chi, beth ond pan sefydig flyny'n ni'n gweithio'r ffaith iverio'r ichi. ond ehwyr adegynnu yn y gallu ein gandud yn ymddechau ond yw arlaethau felly mae'r murid pwysig ar y gyn scattered yn y ddwylliant. Mae'r ddweud iddo o'r cyfeunad gwrddol ar y gandwyr yn y ddweud ddweud o'r parau a'r ddweud, felly mae ar hyn yn y gandwyr yn ei adeg, rydyn nhw'n yn ffau'r ddweud. Roedd yn cofio'n gweithio a fyddwn yn y gallu'n gwneud i gyflan fwyaf hefyd o'r ddweud o dechrau fel'r cyflott o'r ddweud o'r drefn yma? a if it does not change I think they are going to get rid of him. I think you are right, I mean scarily, in terms of how quickly things can change in terms of perception and relationship, I think you are right. I think that he is in a very, very critical part in his evidentenia and it could go wrong very quickly if he does not get hold of it. The stupid thing is, he rested, it made 11 changes to that team in the cup and that ac mae'n gwrthu i'r gael i gael o'r ddweud, gyda chi wedi bod yn angen a gynnydd y cyfwyr ar gyfer i'w baith yn yr ysgol, o'r gyflawn i'r momentan, ond mae'n gwybod yn gofod o'r cyfwyr i'r cyfwyr i'r cyfwyr i'r amser, felly o'r cyfwyr o'r gyfwyr i'r cyfwyr, mae gennym rhaid i ddweud o'r cyfwyr o'r cyfwyr i'r ddweud i'r cyfwyr i'r cyfwyr i'r cyfwyr. a dwi'n rhaid sydd credu bod yn ôl i'n ysgrifennu, maen nhw'n rhaid? Yn rhaid i'n gweithio'r pobl o'r pwyntau fel yna, ac yn ddweud o ddweud. A'r pwyntau yn gweithio'r sgwfarfod ei bod yn ystod, a mae'n ddweud o'r rhaid i'n gweithio'r sgwfarfod. Yn ymlaen, ond yw'n rhoi ei fod yn ei ddweud. Roeddwn i'n dda i'n sgwr i ei wneud yn ymddir y cael y bwysig, sy'n dod y gallu cymdeithasol yn y cyfaint, ac mae'r tyfan yn caelious yn fawr i ddidliadol wedi cael'i bobl yn ein gwneud a oedd yn gwybod â'r fawr, ac mae'n gwybod ar y ddechrau Leif, ond mae'n gwybod yw yepddio ar gyfer ar gyfer allan, sylfaenol, a gwneud eu harn arlau a hynny'n bywyd wedi mewn llawer a phoedd amser yn unig ar y diolch angen o ddiolaeth, ac mae hi maen nhw i chi'n gwybod ychynag mae'n gwynhau? Nw. Ie? Ie. Ie, nid oedd e'n dweud eu bod yn ddechrau. Do you think that's the problem? Yes. I don't feel like we have a way of playing football at the moment. I think we play football differently to every other team in the Premier League right now. All the other Premier League teams play a different type of football to us. And I don't know what the answer is to that. Forward I think. I think. I just don't think you can play without forward. But I think two things I'll just say Andy. I'd say that. At the end of the game, I don't think anything that was said at the end of the game a yna yn sicr angen bydd y drwy hyn sefydnad a frawr areetencar. Rym ni gyda aer i chi mewn tyts ar dysgu hyn. She dynamic ond. Yn superstadio yn beth beth inni. Hyn yn fydden ni wneud y contestion. A wedi chi gennym i ni'n gŵr iawn lle gair i bobl ytafelol felly nid yw Command ydw invert stori a felly mae beste angen ydych yn fedra llyfr Nawr, mesundert ydych ei scion gyda hi dyna ddoch yn meddwl i ddimol ac mae angen yn galwpa� clich. Yn mynd i ar gai weithiau hayr fertility yna yna dy convey criticism nhw Efallai mae'r ystod yw'r cyffordd yn ymgaredd a dyna'n meddwl. Felly mae'n ymgyrch yn cael gael y cyffordd y mawr yma, mae'n cadw i'r cyffordd drindog. Oed o'i gen i gyd ac oedd yn gweithio'r cyffordd yn oed o'r cyffordd yn nodi'r cyffordd. Felly mae'n go iawn yn gweithio'r ysgrif. Mae'n go iawn. Mae'r cyffordd yn gweithio'r cyffordd yn ymddill. Mae'n gweithio'r cyffordd yn enwed i'w ddabu. Mor iawn. It was. We had Sondol yn dae hom in the FA Cup on the satty we played Liverpool on a Tuesday night. And Moysh made 12, didn't make 12 changes. Made like 9 10 changes. And we got a B3 nill ti eraill, got it at it. And all is think him as well. We'll win on satty against Sondol. We played the full team on the satty. And didn't even beat you yet. Mae'n gwybod B3 yn elty eraill ac o'r atry. All is thinking was well, we'll win on Saturday against Sunderland. We played the full game on Saturday and we didn't even beat the end of the play. I can give you the list, Baz. Matt Ness did it against Swansea. We got bounce 3-0. He ended up on a massive fight with Distan. That was the fight of the full man with Distan. He fell out with the rest of the squad. Cooman did it. We started the season really well. We played Norwich at home. He changed it all and that stopped the momentum dead. The next game we won was something like in Noverham. Westamp. It always happens to us and every year it manages. Do you think he should have played? I know we had a few niggles but you think he should have had like 7 of the first team play. I think he should have gone as strong as he possibly could last Tuesday and then basically gone. We're doing it again. What are you wrestling him for? What are you saying to Wuzdo's fans? You're saying we don't actually care about winning trophies. That's how I see it. The 7 and the first team is not that strong. I was the second string. I knew the thing about the second string. I've probably said this about 10 times this week. You're playing a load of people in that second string who are on their way out. It's not kids. These are not kids coming through. These are not kids coming into the first team. Whether it be Stanley Millsers or Tom Cannons. These are old people who are on their way out. Distan's going to leave at the end of the season. Tom Davis I imagine will leave at the end of the season. Michael Keane, Mason Holgate. These people are all out the door. They all know it. We're playing them in a cup game. I don't get that. I don't buy the excuses from Frank Lampard. I've got to play my entire team. You don't, mate. Keep a nice tight-knit squad. Get that trust. Get your codees and your Tarkowskis. Given all the rallying speeches. Get that together. Go on bat a ball. Then be up for the Saturday. If not more within the next round of the league cup. The other thing as well I suppose with Darren and the way it is as well. If he would have done what Peds said. You go strong and you get a couple of goals up. It's five subs. You can take half of the team. Absolutely. Then just try to get over the last 35 minutes. Wherever you go. We've got through. You lot go on. Keep this lead. If we lose this lead now. We can squarely point the finger at you lot. Don't let this slip. Unlike Peds said then. You've got a game before the league game then. Which gets you red. Exactly. In the words of momentum isn't it? It's been a horrific week all round. Shipping seven against Bournemouth in two outings. It's horrendous. But that said. Can I just categorically say that much as I acknowledge. Like we were saying Andy about the pressure that Frank finds himself in now. Categorically do not want him to be sacked anytime soon. Because we have done this. We have been down this road before. These sort of knee jerk reactions. It's the wrong thing to do. It will be going backwards again and again and again. I'm not saying keep him forever. Obviously things have to improve. Up until fairly recently. Even the last couple of weeks. We've been largely pleased with our development under Frank Lampard. We like what he's about. We like what he says. I know there's criticisms but there's criticisms of everybody. But I categorically do not want to suddenly chop him now. And say let's bring somebody in. Because it would just be another mistake after another mistake. After another mistake that we've been doing forever. I just wonder where the kind of problems are. The striker thing is the issue. I end up watching the Sunderland Birmingham game over the weekends. And Ellis Sims playing up front. I think institutionally, roster wise we've made big mistakes. It all goes back to selling with Charleston and then looking at Calvert Llewyn and thinking that would be enough. That's the reason why it's all fallen apart. Frank has got them playing tighter and all that kind of stuff. I think it's almost like we have a traumatic experience like last season. You get these kind of moments where you get like a flashback. I genuinely felt that this Bournemouth doubleheader was like a real flashback to what it was like. I started to behave as an Evertonian like I was last season. Which was turning social media off. Nowhere near matches of the day. Being really aggis if anyone says anything about it. And it was like post traumatic stress. It really was. That's how I feel about it. The Bournemouth Cup game just felt like whatting them last season. And it essentially was the same team. Which is no wonder it was like whatting. No, you're right though. And the thing about it is the players have been set up to play in a certain way. Because of the players we don't have. And it was always going to be a case of probably running out of steam a little bit. And players have only been able to do so much with what they have. And going back to Dave's point about sacking them. You look at the situation and you think if they know what they're doing. And in January we can bring in a couple of players. Which they don't. You said that, not me. Listen, I'm quite happy to say that. Never have we been sure about anything else. Other than the fact that the Board of Everton Football Club do not know what they're doing. And do not have a watertight plan. No, no, Dave, I totally agree. I'm happy to go record and say that. No, no, no. I go record and say that every day. Dave, don't worry about that. You were talking about Frank. No, no. The whole point is, is that what's the point of sacking another manager if the same people are going to pick a new manager and it's the same people who've been picking them for the last seven years. It's pointless. It is really, really pointless. That's where the changes need to be made at the football club. But that won't happen until someone buys our football club. And you just hope. One thing I would say about Frank Lampard. He doesn't strike me as somebody stupid. He knows where the problems are. I mean we all know where the problems are. We don't make chances and we can't put the ball in the back of the net. So if we get to the 31st of January, no, actually, if we get to the 10th of January and we haven't sorted that situation out, then we are in real, real problems. And it's not even because we haven't bought the players. It's because we simply haven't addressed the situation that we all know we're facing. This team has no goals in it. It bore players who don't score goals. Neil Mulpy and Mike McNeill. Not against those players, but they don't score. They don't score goals. And we have got, and the mad thing is, going back about all these managers, it doesn't matter who the manager is. We've got a history of buying players who don't score goals. That's the fundamental thing, isn't it? In the summer we bought two defenders in Conor Cody and Tarkasgy who can defend. We know that he can defend. But we never bought any players who could score goals. And that is the fundamental problem. You shared with Charles and you're in trouble? You shared something that is, I think, really important if it's real. And that is, if they know what the next step is and what I mean by if they know, they've identified that all of that stuff's under way. And it's a case of, listen, just keep your power to try because the minute this window opens, we've got him and him lined up and that will make our team different. Then we can all go, all right. The famous Bulgarian duo, him and him? Him and him. I think they'd be good if they'd walk into our team right now. But three of our next four Premier League games, that's good, isn't it? Wolves, Brighton and someone else. Someone else that we should be with. But they are three very big in the city where you lose the city. So three of the next four, we need seven points out of them. Three of our own games. Simple as that. We might get back to Boxing Day and Dominic Halvitt-Lewin's fit and Ben Godfrey's fit and Andross Tarn's in the squad. We look a bit stronger. But we got and Dominic had a hat against Wolves. I might end up in the New Year's Honours list. Yeah. You know, we never know this. I get my ass done. Hey, whatever you get up to is up to you. And end up in the New Year's Honours list. But even if that happened and Halvitt-Lewin was brilliant against Wolves and we do what on January 1st or whenever the FA Premier League officers are outing, because you can't do things if they're having a holiday pass. Fair play to them. Fair play. If they're having a holiday pass, we have to be ready to go bang, bang in we come with these, with him and him. In we come with them because I think then it makes sense. If it's scratching around, you've already gone right. Right. What you reckon? Then we are in trouble. If you give Frank Lampard more of the tools. Right. And these results, because there will be people listening and watching and they're absolutely correct, by the way, to go heaven of one, three games of football in 15. There was an excuse. There was an excuse last season. We started with a manatee we didn't want. We lost that forward, so we hit a terrible run. We couldn't get out of it. The manatee came in, got a slight uptane and the fans got on board. It was a case of listening, just please get to me that's for any second and be safe and we did it. But then that was put to bed. This season was supposed to be new and we said three weeks ago, looking good. It's looking like now we're starting to get it. And I think Andy said that he's right. The wheels have come off a little bit. Why have they come off? The players lost a couple of games and confidence has gone and they've gone back to type. I don't know. But if we give him more firepower and the results remain the same, then we do have to look closer to them. I don't know what the Jernstein, but I don't think he's helped himself either changing the team from the palace game and moving on ahead forward. That's strange to me that. I don't think he has either to be honest with you, but again, I don't think he's fundamentally become a bad manager or not the right fit for us. I don't believe in these things happening so quickly. Another proven striker in January would make a huge amount of difference, but what we need to do, and here's the analogy, is in January it needs to be a little bit like a supermarket dash. In other words, don't stroll into the January transfer window and just amble around and fanny it around and wait until everybody else has got all the best picks. We need to know exactly who we're looking for. As soon as that door opens, bang, in, get in, two days, done. Then relax, get your business done early. What they will do is we'll all sit there and we'll watch who Villa buys and we'll watch who Leicester buys and we'll watch who whoever buys. They'd have been quite good for us. Then we'll get to the 23rd or the 24th and have fuck all and then be worrying again because it's all getting critical. No, that's right. If they don't know who they're buying now, then we're in trouble. I'm concerned. I've said all along we will be fine. I still believe that, but if we do get to a situation where we don't know what we're doing and what is now becoming absolutely critical, then we are in trouble because you're relying on people to get you out of trouble who don't know where the trouble is. I'm not saying they don't, by the way, I'm just saying if that proves to be the case. Some of the other clubs get their business done. Almost they got them done before the window opened and they just confirmed it pretty much. A year ago, Everton done something very uneventing like and had Vitaly Michalenko signed in December for when the window opened in January. Everton have never done that and then they got Nathan Patterson. They've never done that. They've done basically their business in the first week of January. And this time last year, we were all screaming out saying we need new fullbacks. We need this, we need fullbacks. And they went and got them and it was amazing. It was amazing that Everton had actually done that. That was what the real surprise was. So we need to do that again. And Ped, I think we said on something last week, those lads who played last Tuesday, if you were them, they'd done that. They'd done that. So just get rid of January, whatever it is, you can go now, son, off your pop, get out the door. They were like a ghost of Christmas past, weren't they? The team. The cup team. Do you know what I mean? Tremendous reference. I mean, go back to what I was saying earlier on though. The only thing that I'm still worried about a little bit is like, do we have a style of play? Do you guys think we have a Frank Lampard style of play? What is his style of play? What is it? Do you know what? I just think, I don't think he has got one. And I just think that he's been firefighting for almost so long. Because I almost look at last season, and this season is just completely, all last season was just firefighting. He tried to bring a style of play in, didn't work with two, we weren't good enough. And then he's tried to bring a style of play in this season, but I think it's impossible to see what it is whilst you've got no forward line. Because it's not like we haven't, it's not like we've got, we can just go, oh, it's a centre forward missing. It's not, we have no forward line. But the one thing I would say where they feel a little bit sorry for them is that our main centre forward hasn't been available for them. And that's the one thing where I feel like easy bit on them. But I think Andy referred to this before. That's not a surprise. No, no, it's not. That's not a surprise to anyone. It was only a few weeks ago, me and Dave said we both thought he was finished. And that we didn't mean like he couldn't kick a ball. It's just like, it's body. Reliability. Reliability. I said in the summer we shouldn't be looking for a second to them. We should be looking for a replacement for them. To be face it over, to be face it over. Exactly. And this is where they get it wrong. Be better than you've got. This is actually where I always find that a lady is that people think people in football are massively more intelligent than the normal person in the street. We've all been watching football long enough to know how it works. With you watch your football and you see he's getting injured all the time. You know he's got a problem. You know he's got a problem. You know if you watch your football regularly and people keep telling you he's going to improve you, he's not. Because footballers don't improve once they get to a certain age. They might build on what they've already got. But if what they've already got is not good enough. I think things like expecting expecting them to score 15 goals a season. Now when he's 26 and he's never done it, isn't really likely to happen, is it? Anyway, now you're absolutely right. Let's get into the window and get it sorted. Dave, this is the point where you know you've got some different questions moving away from 40. Premier League has done mountain boxing. You take over, Dave, go on. Effectively we were just killing time, Pet, until you got here. I feel honoured. What I thought would be important is the fact that we had other things to talk about other than Everton's performance at Bournemouth in this last week, right? So there's been a few things over the course of this week that I've been in the car driving around and I've just kind of thought I don't understand that, right? Like big issues, right? Now you can tackle any one of these or best equipped to give me, you know, a simple kind of like one-minute explanation of it, but here are your topics that I don't fully understand. Is this aimed at me? Go on. No, no, no, just because you're a worldly man and you're also the sort of man and we did kind of say this before you got here for full disclosure, the fact that even if you don't know the answer, you'll probably give one anyway, right? And that's what I like because, you know, that's good for podcasts. Right, so here are the three areas of things that I don't fully understand. Nearly 39, right? I don't fully understand this, right? Inflation, right? Inflation, which is a big issue at the moment, right? I don't really understand inflation, how it works. I don't really understand that, right? What's the other thing? 3D printing, I was listening to something the other day, I don't understand that. They were talking about potentially sending like NASA sending tools over the internet to space, right? Don't understand that. And then I suppose the internet. I'm in three terms. Inflation is when there's too much money or something. I don't know the exact thing of this. It's nonsense, I know that. It's basically, it is actually, it's when there's the value of things it basically becomes less because there's too much borrowing and there's too much money. It's a way of slowing down the money. It's a way of slowing down the money. It's basically like saying if we were all millionaires, all of us then things would be worth no value, that's basically but it's weird because it is like saying oh you've got more money in your pocket mate we're going to have to sort that out, aren't we? That's what it is. Just the way Dave have taken more money off your brand with you, I don't agree. Taxi driver, I was in a taxi the other day the taxi driver was telling me he was trying to move everyone to a cashless society like they are in China. That was his conspiracy theory there and there'll be cash, there'll be no cash and everything's on cards and the government can monitor what you spend and where you spend it. That's very true. There was a long explanation as to why he'd only accept cash. That's very true and as an ex taxi driver I'll give you an example of that I don't mind saying. So when I was on the cabs loads of people didn't want to work for Uber because when you work for Uber everything is done on a card and therefore it's all traceable and if it's traceable you pay more tax on it. Simple as that. Where when people give you cash in the tip you you should keep those tips but because it's Uber you can't and you get taxed and that's why. So that's inflation. 3D printing. It's very very simple. So 3D printing you can basically 3D print anything all you need is the schematics, the design of it you feed that into a computer and the computer just prints the thing out via the schematics and you have a physical copy of whatever that thing is. So that could be tools it could be food. If the thing you're using to print the ingredients is a food based thing that is edible and can add flavour to it you can use tools. The metal. I mean I've seen it being done but it's incredible. No no you wouldn't have metal you would have something that would solidify into something really really tough. I've seen a metal stuff. Oh 3D printers literally the future Dave it's literally the future because I mean you know I don't like the word amazing and I think it's often overused you know someone comes back from the bar with some crisp and kind of go amazing it's not amazing at all. But this is mind blowing amazing stuff the fact that you can send stuff and effectively like print it somewhere else and that's almost like time travel. Well it is. Imagine if you were the best way to look at it is imagine you were a dentist and you were having to do someone's teeth and you were stuck in them in nowhere and you didn't have those teeth so you could essentially get them printed out and then therefore is the materials in the printer and therefore you were making them on site which means that everything would be cheaper or if you were a surgeon in a hospital and your scalpel had broken or something and it was a made into operation you could just print it out or you know you were sitting off on the moon and you wanted you know moon teeth or pollen teeth. I have a question go on pollen you're out in the middle of nowhere and you get a 3D printer go on isn't pollen where Richard Ash cross from anyway that's not important right now but if for example right Baz imagine that you had something that we all wanted I don't know the latest iPhone or something like that why would we then go on to Amazon or wherever to go and get it when we could just get you to 3D print send it to us and then we have one as well that's a good point I think it's because it's got so many moving parts to it that you would have to print out every single part and then you have to put it together but I know in America the big fear is that and I know this has happened when we were making weapons I guns and then that's where things don't say all that actually work yeah yeah yeah it is busy you put them all together you put it together you can make weapons and guns it's essentially what North Korea what about this though right but like you know you'd watch Terminator 1, Terminator 2 whatever and there's this big thing about the machine becoming sentient taking over and at the moment you look at your printer in the office you've ever seen a robot trying to go up the stairs it's embarrassing the state of robotism what's going to save us? as we speak it's exactly no good but imagine if a computer does become sentient and it's got a 3D printer attached to it it could print anything imagine this would be a great thing for prisoners wouldn't it if they had a printer in there because you could send them guns you could send them like you know lock cutters I'll be honest the only issue is to smuggle it into the prison you'd need my arse after the implant wouldn't you it takes us right back to the beginning doesn't it full circle like the Trojan horse the Trojan arse phenomenal well respected amongst prison smuggling circles how much cargo you can carry I'll be in demand all over it actually so what's going to happen is it's not going to be the 3D printer that is going to be in demand it's going to be the blueprints isn't it the blueprints will be in demand they are smuggable you could have them in your arsenal problem very much so in and out so we used to do a show and we haven't done it for a while called any other business it'd be fantastic so basically we used to talk all the time about the nonsense and it actually started one day while we were talking about Christmas avat which we needed a segment on at some point next week but we generally have a weekly round up of sex robot news and where the sex robot industry was and one of the things where we left it and we need to revisit it is how sentinel those sex robots were becoming and can imagine a sex robot but with a 3D printer in their hands that cover your ears I'm getting me to do it just to see the implications of a sex robot a sentinel sex robot with a 3D printer I saw something yesterday it wasn't sex robot was the movements that he can do now the sluts dropping and everything so you're getting a sex robot there you say Andy said he can't go upstairs you want to see them now mate he can dance, he can run he can jump they're going on gladiator but imagine it now maybe Terminator 2 is on it is on mate sex robot one of our ones that we covered on AOB was into your pan where it was big business some of the stuff that you were getting off to there on behalf of my learned friend Andy Bush there are some people that may have taken it as a derogatory thing that you wanted to talk nonsense with us on a different podcast but actually in this instance I think that actually we will gladly accept your offer and we should talk more of these subjects mate honestly we just we'd have an hour of work in it mad stories they could be anything, mad stories and you just have to take some conspiracy theories is really fantastic and obviously there's no football so maybe it will descend into this let's do it let's leave it there because other gents have got stuff to get on with so once again big thanks to Dave big thanks to Andy take care gentlemen and obviously we will be back next week we can do well cup stuff sex robot more 3D printing maybe maybe we'll 3D print Andy and Dave in the studio and we can do AOB all together I'm going to 3D print me ass on that note Dave Vitty sex robot cut out the middle man print your own Dave we're going take it easy bye goodbye