 Hey there foundation staff shirm here and welcome to skip dictation live in case you're new to the channel My name is Sherman and we are going to hang out while I record some SCPs If you guys have any questions or want to chat with me. I check the chat in between takes This is the late night edition. It is 1115 p.m. Here in, California. I just got off work I'm tired as heck But I'm going on vacation in a week or so and I need to make sure thank you Whoever that was who joined the stream just to like it and left. I appreciate the like So I'm going on vacation for a couple weeks and what we're gonna do now is we're gonna shotgun some short SCP videos to beef up the backlog a little bit I've got a whole bunch of long SCPs and like good videos ready to release But just in case I want to make sure that we've got some Shorties on hand so that we have plenty of videos plenty of plenty of videos that way even when I get back I've still got a bat log. I don't want to like I never want to miss a video if I can help that so This is skip dictation live after dark I'm Sherman This is my memetic liquid That's good memes. Let me turn my phone off of vibrate because that will make it harder to record Should've done this ahead of time, but I didn't and that was an accident I've got the live chat pulled up for when you guys feel like chatting and now we're gonna get 30 seconds of silence for noise reduction or we won't because Something has happened to my audacity that's interesting. Let's try this again, and there's our noise reduction So now we can start off The first scp we are gonna read tonight is scp 2 9 1 5 So let us start from the beginning item number scp 2 9 1 5 object class Euclid special containment procedures scp 2 9 1 5 is owned and operated by foundation agents as a typical Wendy's franchise Under supervision of mobile task force side 25 code name draft I laughed at their code name and therefore was unable to finish my sentence. I'll try that again Under supervision of mobile task force side 25 code name trapped in the drive-through Personnel are to maintain all professional standards set forth by the Wendy's corporation Night shift guards are to be equipped with gas masks and broad spectrum UV lights The freezer is to remain padlocked Employees are encouraged to ignore all sounds emanating from within Description scp 2 9 1 5 is a Wendy's franchise restaurant located in Ohio The establishment possesses two primary anomalous properties number one The menu at the time of containment did not align with normal Wendy's products appropriate health standards or typical terrestrial biochemistry All salvageable food stuffs were removed from the premises for a controlled laboratory study number two The freezer does not possess a floor the depth of the Resulting shaft is the word that I did not say there Let's back it up does not possess a floor the depth of the The depth of the resulting shaft is the sentence the depth of the resulting shaft. I hate the word depth Depth is a word that I hate to pronounce depth depth depth Because I always say depth and that's not what it's it's depth the depth of the resulting shaft is unknown Proving missions have proven inconclusive Son of a okay, at least I got the D word out of the way So let's uh Cut that Take that and wind it back probing missions have proven inconclusive Six winch systems are attached to the ceiling of the freezer each consisting of a chain and the large meat hook These winches are controlled by a series of valves located at the door One chain remains lowered into the shaft Attempts to reach the bottom of the freezer shaft have been unsuccessful The longest surviving probe broadcast for over four months before communication was lost Adjusting the height of the chains It's not the height of the change is the height of chains Every word is sacred. Don't mess up the skip Wait for that car to go away Thank you for like number two much appreciated. Ah Josh in the chat. So what exactly is this? I'm not familiar with this one So this is SCP 2915 Which is a Wendy's who sign on the front says? Try our new demon flesh It was an entry in the 2015 shortworks contest. Thank you again He said you're welcome. That's why I said thank you again in case you get the playback It's cuz he was the yeah, you get it. It's cool communication was lost Adjusting the height of chains has not been attempted beyond establishing the use of the valves Yellow gas of currently indeterminate chemical makeup will leak from the freezer during nighttime hours Generally between 0 200 and 0 4 5 0 200 makes sense 0 4 45 is what I'm gonna say generally between Generally between 0 200 and 0 4 No hesitation no hesitation Generally between 0 200 and 0 4 45 This gas is heavier than air mildly toxic Long-term exposure will result in damage to the lungs and kidneys and will dissipate under concentrated ultraviolet radiation Sounds might occasionally be heard emanating from within the freezer and may include banging within the shaft the rattling of chains The scraping of metal on the inside of the door and distant echoes of I've got you under my skin by Frank Sinatra And that's the end mystery Because these are for the shortworks contest They're always gonna be very short on details and leave more questions than they answer Which is good mysteries are fun So now we'll save this for later as SCP to 915 We'll save that sucker We'll come back to it later. Let me write down that on the list of skips That are waiting to be edited One must stay organized if you're not gonna miss a release date So video idea board to 915 is currently unedited and Back to the SCP wiki So now we're gonna check it on what's after 2 915 and We're gonna see if it's good to read The next one not a lot of redactions. I appreciate that Da da da Nameless Boardwalk Okra Coke Island Okay, two military times that with like weird minutes Okay, no weird accents that I'm gonna offend anybody by saying that's always nice. So yeah, let's do SCP 2627 all right 30 seconds of silence for noise reduction There's a ambulance All right, well, I'll just sit back and have some memetic liquid. That's the stuff Hope you guys are having a good night slash day Whatever time it is in your time zone. All right, sounds like it's quiet down a bit out there. That'll do it All right moving on. Let's get to the reading. The cat's being a little fussy. Also, there's another ambulance So let's chat with the chat Josh had an idea for an SCP that would be a person. How old we're not sure She'd be able to teleport but it's unable to do so in the presence of electricity So I do believe the SCP wiki does have a teleporting person I'm not sure what number they are, but I do believe they teleport But I mean even if we've already got one as they say if you can write a compelling enough story using it usually you can still skate it in So, uh, yeah, good luck with that I'm sorry to interrupt the stream like this. I'm gonna poke my head outside and see what's making all that racket So I'm not sure what's going on out there, but there seems to just be a Lot of wind I guess Let me put on some headphones and see how it's turning up in the recording. It may maybe nothing or it may be Might just kill our evening if this Is too bad out there And I just knocked you guys over I apologize my camera happened to be sitting on the stuff So that was unfortunate for me a life My life choices apparently were not the greatest. I hope you guys had a nice trip the ex get back to the world of the living. All right, let's see if this noise is a Coming up on the recording cuz maybe we're lucky and it's not causing us an issue Yeah, that's the uh, I'm glad you guys don't hear anything, but uh Right now there must be like some really bad wind outside or something because There's a low-level hum on the entirety of the track I'm gonna see if noise correction will do the job. I really hope it does because that'll Cut our evening short because the wind won't go away Hey general lethal, let's see what we got if I record If I record some talking just plain and simple making some noise Josh, you can still leave anytime you want man You're cool. Thanks for tuning in for a little while All right, let's see if that came out If we can remove that sound that'd be very nice Fingers crossed everybody Okay, we're good. We're good. We'll still be able to record. It's not killing us so Good thing streams not canceled guys. We're still running. We're still running Man. All right So back to it back to it SCP-2627 SCP-2627 object class safe special containment procedures The Foundation has influenced North Carolina state regulators to close SCP-2627 indefinitely for repairs That was a longer sentence that I expected Ran out of breath Let's try that again. Oh scape is in North Carolina. That's pretty cool Maybe you can go visit this skip the Foundation has influenced North Carolina state regulators to close SCP-2627 indefinitely for repairs Surveillance equipment constantly monitors SCP-2627 and mobile task force pi 9 code named beach comers Maintains a presence on both sides of SCP-2627 to prevent unauthorized access description SCP-2627 is an anomalous boardwalk entrance on Ocracoke Island, North Carolina USA between oh Crud I hate when they do military time and it's not like, you know, oh 1200 hours that makes sense to me or 1200 hours 1400 hours, but I don't know how to say it when they do Minutes so I'm actually gonna Google that right now because I'm tired of it messing up my readings When I hit this and it's like oh four forty five hours how to say military time with minutes in 24-hour notation, you never say o clock say the value of the hours part first than the minutes If the arson minutes are less than 10 say oh for zero first Non-military people don't usually say the oh before hours, especially at the minutes are non-zero 0845 that's one waited. Yeah, okay. I see So if I have two zeros it would be oh 017 and 0023 right and Then do I say hours afterwards? That's the second question Because the sentences between 0017 and 00 it's right there. It says hours So between 0017 and 0023 hours Okay, so yes, we're caught on. Thank you for your health skathe much appreciated Speeds up the research. I'm just a dumb civilian. I don't know nothing about nothing. What you're talking about Between 0017 and 0023 hours local time Shouldn't should say it local time shouldn't put that weird space in there between 0017 and between 0017 and 0023 hours local time Traversing scp 2627 by foot leads to a version of ochre coke island lacking any artificial structures accepting an extension It's shifting the next inch Prepare It's not words. It's not any words. That's not how words work any artificial structures accepting it Accepting an extensive accepting an extensive accepting an extensive network Accepting an extensive network of intersecting boardwalks. Thanks guy for writing that sentence Accepting an extensive network of intersecting boardwalks The boardwalks cover the island and extend up to 1.7 kilometers into the surrounding ocean a Single boardwalk extends from Silver Lake Harbor to the mainland where it connects to a similar system of boardwalks Covered bridges elevated walkways and mining tunnels Long-distance drone exploration reveals no region of North America that is not covered by this network No signs of animal life have been found in explored areas Despite the presence of plant and fungal species dependent on animals any animal tissue not on one of the walkways when scp 2627 activates vanishes permanently Man, I almost ran out of breath during that last. I'm gonna retake that In our journey Dependent on animals Any animal tissue not on one of the walkways when scp 2627 activates vanishes permanently There are no exits from the boardwalk system other than the counterpart to scp 2627 Which leads to a small sand dune when scp 2627 is inactive a Boardwalk that leads everywhere in the United States whether it's above the Ground or in mining tunnels apparently safe project as scp 2627 and that's the end Just an anomalous boardwalk that goes everywhere All right, we'll add that to the unedited pile to six to seven Cool on to the next one in the shortworks contest and let's see what we find Maybe it'll be brilliant. Maybe it'll be awful. Maybe it'll be good, but I shouldn't record it Let's see what we got in the shortworks contest Loading internet taking its time. All right 2810 by a random day. What do we have? If it's a fungus of some sort a pathogen, okay All right, cool. Nothing. I can't record. Let's go for it SCP 2810 wants to do it. I forgot about the 30 seconds for meditation. Let's run that real quick. We're clear. All right Whoo. All right, here we go reading time item number scp 2810 object class Euclid special containment procedures Cultures of SCP 2810 are contained in vacuum sealed glass flasks in the site 42 infectious materials lab What what site 42 skip didn't know that new skip in the room I'm gonna put that in the discord server so they know that's a thing to do Cuz Right now in the discord server not like currently now but in general Some of the good guys in the channel are trying to figure out like an actual site 42 cannon like note all the skips that are in there so Newly discovered SCP 2810 is Contained at site 42 materials lab excellent good times Now my next door neighbor is kind of turn on the bathroom fan next door, so we're gonna wait for a moment Drink some mometic liquid Cheers mates. That's good memes Top scape. Thank you for joining us tonight. Glad you come on board for a little bit I will enjoy my mometic liquid and we'll see you in the next stream We'll see you around site 42. Hmm patience is a virtue patience is a virtue patience is a virtue chillin out Relaxing relaxing all cool Shooting some b-ball outside of the school There were a couple of guys who were up to no good They started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel Air. I Whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and now a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought man forget it your home to Bel Air pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the caddy cabbie the cabbie the cabbie the caddy is for the golf course the cabbie is for the car I Yeld to that cabbie your homes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom. I Was finally there To sit on my throne the prince of Bel Air perfect timing Back to it Captive instances of SCP 2810-1 kept for study should be contained in level 4 biohazard containment cells with no more than one instance per cell Mobile task forces beta 7 code named Maz Hatters and Lambda 12 code named pest control are tasked with Investigating and neutralizing all wild instances of SCP 2810 Dang it. There we go. That'll be perfect. All right moving on pest control Are tasked with investigating and neutralizing all wild instances of SCP 2810-1 description SCP 2810 is an unidentified pathogen first discovered in Siberia that affects Multicellular organisms causing the cells of the organisms to transform into cell-sized versions of the organism itself Example a human cells become cell-sized humans a sunflower cells become cell-sized sunflowers These composite organisms attempt to carry out the bodily functions of the original cells in an analogous manner for example Human lungs are composed of actual humans that inhale and exhale While plant leaves are composed of smaller wilted plants arranged and folded in such a way that only their leaves are exposed to sunlight Microscopic examination reveals that these cellular-sized composites are themselves composed of exponentially smaller composites carrying out their bodily functions That guy that sentence got long that sentence got long. Okay, let's cut that microscopic examination Microscopic examination reveals that these cellular-sized composites are themselves composed of exponentially smaller composites carrying out their bodily functions Which in turn are composed of smaller copies and so on composites doing Little flub little flub Keep it running and so on Composites do not respond to any external attempts at communication despite replicating cell signaling of their host organism Despite the size of the composites precluding cellular function in many cases such as gas exchange infected organisms termed SCP-2 what? 2-8 Term does the word we're gonna start with Termed SCP-2810-1 and their composites are able to survive and reproduce Albeit in extremely poor health SCP-2810 is spread by physical contact and transfer of bodily fluids organisms do not notice the conversion The conversion not the conversion Organisms do not notice the conversion of their cells. That's not how you say that sentence Organisms do not notice the con Organisms do not notice the conversion of their cells and become fully infected within approximately two months not liking it Someone's walking down the stairs next door Organisms do not notice the conversion of their cells and become fully infected within proc slower breathe Organisms do not notice the conversion of their cells and become fully infected within approximately two months a cure has yet to be found Other symptoms of the infection vary in instances of SCP-2810-1 Infected animals may engage in dermative That's a word that I don't know Sometimes they throw a random science word in there. I'm like whoa Sometimes I nail it and I'm pretty proud of those but sometimes it's blows your mind before you even get a chance to speak Dermatophagia dermatophagia may engage in dermatophagia and Dermat Dermatillomania Okay, let's keep it running Make sure I'm sure in the right place Dash one My loud car is so cool Organisms do not notice the conversion of their cells and become fully infected within approximately two months a cure has yet to be found Other symptoms of the infection vary in instances of SCP-28 That's not what I'm saying. I've already said that part. I'm on the next paragraph darn me Infected animals may engage in dermatophagia and dermatillomania Which in turn often develops into auto-sarcophagi as well as displaying dramatically reduced cognitive abilities, stamina, and coordination All right, I got to make sure I know that word auto-sarc-ophag-i Err, it's probably sarcophagy Which is known as self cannibalism Next search result is pronunciation auto-sarcophagi Damn it Had a 50-50 shot and a freaking gold back and say that part Freakin I know I'm gonna write all the smartest words in my thing and I'm gonna have the best words Dermatophagia and dermatillomania Which in turn often develops into auto-sarcophagi Which in turn often develops into auto Which in turn often develops into auto auto auto auto Which in turn often develops into auto-sarcophagi Sarcophagi dude Which in turn often develops into auto-sarcophagi as well as displaying dramatically reduced cognitive Frickin German Which in turn often develops into auto-sarcophagi as well as displaying dramatically reduced cognitive abilities, stamina, and coordination For example human instances can recognize their illness until the late stages of the disease Thereafter professing ignorance of the disease Animal instances also become much more cooperative and social with each other even in solitary species Infected plants produce very little fruit and any fruit produce tends to be a poor facsimile of the fruit of the and any fruit Had a good run there produce very little fruit and And any fruit produced and any fruit produced tends to be a poor facsimile of the fruit of an uninfected plant Infected fungi and protists have weakened cell walls and tend to be sterile however, depending being Despite being not depending being that's not a phrase that anyone's ever said when they meant to however despite being in poor physical and physical and mental health Despite being in poor physical and mental health instance of SC however Despite being in poor physical and mental health instances of scp 2810-1 become totally immune to all other known diseases mutagens and toxins and have drastically increased lifespans Addendum Crap I didn't I said increased instead of increased We're so close to the end of the skip with all its smart words and messing with me and have drastically increased lifespans Addendum incident 2810-2 on Mobile Task Force Lambda 12 encountered a mosquito with a wingspan of 10 meters sprang on a herd of zebras in Africa It was not deterred by traditional insect repellent measures and attempted to feed on the task force Lambda 12 use flamethrower use flamethrower Defeat on the task force Lambda 12 use flamethrowers It was super effective Lambda 12 used flamethrowers to kill the creep Frick I got the words than I mess up last word Lambda 12 used flamethrowers to kill the creature which was found to be composed of millions of scp 2810-1 instances Oh god, so if they can glomerate they can grow into a superversion so There we are with scp 2810 Save project scp 2810 Save all right, so 2810 Brings us to three leftovers. I Want to do a couple more just because I always want to be super safe So let's make another new document Let's back it up Get our 30 seconds in That'll do it All right Let's find a new skip What is our new skip gonna be it's gonna be whatever's after 2810 in the list After 2810 is two one six five. Let's see what two one six five is Okay, this is interesting. Let's go with it scp 2165 and Action item number scp twos Well, this doesn't bode well does it item number scp 21 item number scp 2165 object class none special containment procedures scp 2165 is to be left to its own devices It is not to be acknowledged in any way outside of this reference This reference is to be kept in an extra temporal extra spatial location All is as it has been all is as it always was Description scp 2165 is irredeemable It is unknown if scp 2165 is a sapient entity a non sapient creature an inanimate object or a Metaphysical concept this has been deemed irrelevant by containment personnel scp 2165 has performed an action or a series of actions that caused it to be considered. Oh I was right. I wasn't wrong dang it. I thought I was wrong, but I wasn't wrong Sorry, we'll go back. We're doing well on this one. This one's really cool This is super mysterious like the most mystery personnel scp to Really? scp 2165 has performed an action or a series of actions that caused it to be considered beyond absolution by universal consensus The exact nature of this action or actions has since been erased from causality by universal consensus as such Neither scp 2165 nor any information about it are ever acknowledged by any other being object force or concept Addendum there will be no forgiveness In fact, I think I'm gonna redo those last two lines Just to be safe From here Now, I know how many extra commas he wants there as such as such Neither scp 2165 nor any information about it are ever acknowledged by any other being object force or concept Addendum there will be no forgiveness. Ah, that stings better. I like it man, this is Wow, this is serious business. I like it. It's got the right level of WTF are a 2165 scp 2165 safe 2165 is on the list to be edited All right, so that gives us four in the backdrop. Let's hit one more. I think five is a safe number Plus what I've already got. Hey, Tengu. How you doing? Welcome to the stream glad you could make it tonight for Foundation after dark. How many videos do I have in backlog right now? All right, kind of beat after a long day though yourself fast Tengu and yeah, I feel that this is the end of the day after work I'm prepping to go on vacation for two weeks. So this is a Backlogging making sure I have enough videos to make it through Although one two three four five six seven eight videos. I currently have in backlog. I Release one tomorrow. I release Monday Wednesday Friday Monday Wednesday Friday Monday Wednesday, I'm back for Friday, but I should have some extras. So that's that's the eight videos So I'm there so these extra five will make sure I'm not out of videos for the following week That's good news. That's good news. That's good news Exactly, that's why that's why I'm keeping going because I want to make sure that I have a couple extra that way because when I get back I got to get back to work and I got to do this and that I got a rest because I just was on a two week trip So got to make sure I have plenty in the in the holster On backlog. All right, two four five eight by wrong John Silver stored in its case Testing performed soundproof chamber D-class personnel is a cello. It's been very strong People make rhythmic movements and vocalizations temple with the music the music movements are specifically the piece played It typically involve head nodding arm waving an inquiry or murmuring. The player is not affected Prolonged to repeat exposure to the effect cause extreme distress and listeners who develop Melophobia and stereotypic movement disorders. I could do some little things where I put like the proper song Behind the like test song. That's pretty cool. Okay. This could be interesting with some songs Let's see. That's a phone blinking at that's a okay. Cool. That's just an alert. That's not a problem All right, this was a long but master bonza psychiatric hospital on Imola, Italy Okay, so this is Yeah, right, so let's uh, let's go with this this could be artistic Let's have some fun. It'll take a little longer to edit but you know, well, it'll be fun and it's a short piece anyways If you said something weird if I said something weird someone said something weird that happens That's that's life in site 42 There we go All right from the top item number scp two four five eight object class safe special containment procedures scp two four five eight is to be stored in its case in a standard containment locker and may only be removed for testing All testing must be performed in a soundproof chamber populated only by d-class personnel Researchers must perform all duties and deliver instructions from a separate booth live broadcasts of scp two four five eight are forbidden description scp two four five eight is a cello dating back to the early 18th century consistent with the works of luthier luthier Is that how you say that word? It must be how you say that word. It's the way the word makes sense But i'm going to check just in case I think i'm learning a new word today luthier pronunciation A luthier is one who makes stringed musical instruments such as violins or guitars I've heard luthier pronounce luthier luthier luthier and luthier which would be the correct one luthier is close to french pronunciation luthier is how most say it in marica I'll say luthier It's a french word So which would ideally be pronounced the french manner the u is not as in lute but the lu and debussy luthier Not in lute leus ecute Can can I get a audio on this? There we go What you got for me? What you got for me? I'm a luthier 18th century Is where we've left off and we got an airplane on sign so we'll wait for a moment Giuseppe Guarneri Guarni Guar... Guarneri Giuseppe Guarneri Giuseppe Luthier Giuseppe Guarneri Luthier Giuseppe Gnu Na na moshmouth Luthier Giuseppe Guarneri Consistent with the works of luthier Giuseppe Guarneri with expected age and wear The instrument has been re-strung within the past 40 years When played SCP-2458 causes individuals with an earshot to make rhythmic movements and vocalizations in tempo with the music The movements are specific to the piece played but typically involve head nodding arm waving and incoherent mum MUM It's incoherent murmuring but I read mumbling so that's what I... Arm waving And incoherent murmuring The player of SCP-2458 is not affected nor any ensemble performing with the prel... Performing with the player? Dang Yeah, I've gotten lucky on a couple of these words I did not see him coming and I was like, oh no, here we go Nor any ensemble performing with the player Live broadcasts carry the effect, but playbacks do not. Prolonged or repeated exposure to the effect of SCP-2458 causes extreme distress in listeners who develop melophobia and stereotypic movement disorders. Addendum 2458-1 Experiment Log Experiment 2458-A Player D385 Listeners D296, D4883, D5019 Work Twinkle twinkle little star Results Listeners bob their heads in time with the music Regular mistakes by D385 cause listeners to twitch and break at the effect Crap, in time with the music Regular mistakes by D385 cause listeners to twitch and break the effect before re-establishment Listeners report unease at loss of motor control Experiment 2485-D Player D7294 A trained symphony cellist with psychopathic tendencies Listeners D296, D385, D4883, D5019 Work Bach cello suite number one I don't need to separate it like that Tengu, that is true, this is taking it a little too far for my taste Bach cello suite number one Result Listeners demonstrate more complex movements Standing and bowing, followed by kneeling, assuming a stance common to Catholic prayer Listeners chant Kyrie Elysion Crap It's not Elysion, it's Elyson, Catholic prayer Listeners chant Kyrie Elysion five times during performance Listeners afterward express further distress at loss of motor control Experiment 2458-G Player D7294 Listeners D296, D385, D4883 and D5019 Work Shostakovich is a depuff, fuck you Oh, there goes my monetization I know, I'll pick the hardest name to say Shosta Shostakovich Shostakovich is cello concerto Shostakovich is cello concerto Shostakovich is cello concerto Shostakovich is cello concerto Result Listeners show considerable agitation at the start of the test When the performance began, Listeners immediately ceased resistance and tapped their foreheads in unison At 6 minutes 17 seconds, D7294 deviated from test protocol and played an impromptu dissonant piece D385 poked his own eyes while D5019 and D4883 strangled each other D296 removed his coveralls, Dada expunged Need to boop that, that way I remember to take that out I had to lose demonetization a lot quicker Oh man, that messed up messed up messed up I normally get a dread out but I didn't have the dread in me because that is like the meanest name It's like they knew I was going to read this and just decided to They knew I was coming for it At 15 minutes 18 seconds, D5019, D4883 and D296 had expired while D385 was blinded Researchers instructed D7294 to stop D7294 complied D385 showed extreme melophobia after experiment 2458-G, claiming the music told him to self-harm D7294 is retained for future testing Addendum 2458-2 I didn't need to put a space in there, that was weird Addendum 2458-2, recovery log SCP-2458 was recovered from the abandoned Osservanza Psychiatric Hospital in Imola, Italy Redmiatory records indicated that the object was bequeathed to the hospital in 1978 with the following note To the kindly doctors who look so careful So do I got a hold of this and played it on live TV? Yeah, that would be crazy, like that would be a heck of a tale and a containment breach Alright, old Italian guy voice Italian, oh Italian My accents are so bad but I've got to at least try old To the kindly doctors who look so carefully after my beloved Alessandra To the kindly doctors who look so carefully after my beloved Alessandra May this instrument's music bring peace and order to your patients The very gifts I tried and failed to bestow on my ailing wife May we all choose penitence as This one needs to get a little more serious as I say it Because it's linked like it's a tale So I'm sure there's something terrifying behind it May we all choose penitence as St. Dismissed on Mount Golgotha Alright, let me hear how old man Giuseppe sounded Before I call this a winner With some chicken dinner Penitence as St. Dismissed on Mount Golgotha Cool, I can dig it, that works I can go with that Alright, let's put 2458 on the list Save project as SCP-2458 Close it up and put it on the list Alright, and now I have five shorties to go with the eight I already have So that's 13 skips recorded And I've still got Tuesday, or I've still got tomorrow a little bit And Monday a little bit, so I'll still do some recording before then But this is definitely a good enough head start And we just passed the hour mark So it's a good time to call tonight It's 12.15 in the evening here So yeah, Tengu specifically since you're the guy I see in chat I see there's two people, but Tengu, I see you So I hope you have a good night, buddy And I will see you in the next Site 42 thing that's going down Cheers Poke the camera in the face