 Hey, hey, you on your way you on your way to where it's a wire One point two Billion they are on planet Mars. They are on planet Mars chill the fuck out total Holy fuck Oh I summon you I see Moller what the fuck is this I really actually don't have a definitive answer I don't know I just know that um like you know the force. I didn't even know that I'm kind of dumbstruck wait Are you on the giddiest trail? Yeah, you're in Greece. Yeah, I'm on a pilgrimage How wonderful you're in Greece. Yeah, yeah, what the hell what what's the problem? What What What what oh? My god I don't know what the force is, but if you're out there help me wait don't flush it yet. How oh, uh You hear me yes, what the fuck was that? Huh? That I don't think was me. It wasn't me there enough um my uh Like I said, we have e-fap in an hour at most work. We're doing We're doing e-fap today. Yeah Fuck. Oh, uh, I can't stop here. I have to keep going That's cool. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I don't know is there a way to I don't know man I Guess he's killing all sentient life and easy solution. No Well, let's see The story and the legend of the cosmic chicken is always moving so like I'm I'm always here for you Mueller whenever you need me through thicker thin day or night winter summer spring fall autumn everything in between and Seasons that aren't on that list but exist. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. I will go to the place excellent, um, I Support all right. Well. Yeah, I mean all right. See you later to the loo. Yeah, man All right, there's gonna be a way that I can use my jetpack of love to get down Like I don't I mean it's the force. I don't know. I can pro I can probably just I could probably fly Hey There we go. They has a way of stuff happening. Let's have to get perfect timing. All right. Here we go In my absolute defense here, I can get angry Jesus Christ Matt man What a piece of shit? What a piece of shit? You muster shit. Wow, okay It is pretty It's pretty bad not gonna lie. It is pretty pretty awful But let's stop for one second here and think about it. I've got provisions I've got a little little cheese stringy cheese thing I'll keep that in my pocket for later. Also What if maybe Um Sonny I'm the sheriff Hello, I'm rags people call me But on yeah, I know all about the greatness. That is the dawn Kind of like a smile You Hello Intense oh, I'm I am I just don't even if you would like to Yes, I will have dinner with you. Oh, yes, absolutely. Let's make it happen. Now. We're talking so let's um I need actually to head out If I have a podcast it's pretty it's a pretty great, but uh, I'll be gone for a while Well, I guess we'll catch you next time and around and in between and all that stuff So yeah There you go good night And Moller bad evil horrible monster I will never stop I People you've killed maybe criminals, but their fathers sons brothers you've crossed the line and I can't accept that Tell that to Zod snap neck What's up, how dare Misa going on I have a dream Get fucked he man Oh my god, oh look at that. It's all fucking fucked god damn it You have to you have to double-click it and then it comes back. Hello, everybody Welcome Hey, Dolan, sorry, you guys didn't even hear me for a second there because I was a little Right I might not have heard the flippin part. What a wonderful intro am I right? I was really amazing I was not expecting that that was Incredible Like you're like, oh, it's just this thing where we can watch movies and videos and stuff and it's like wait my heart That was that was excellent. Oh, yeah, we're to talk about farts for 24 hours That was actually really really impressive and incredible that yeah We are a hearts go out to all the people who work on all kinds Well, you know what the umbrella team support in the show. Thank you so much every everyone We're gonna check those videos out again in the form of watching them as part of the podcast so don't worry about that but a phenomenal work and each part has an intro by the way, so we got three Oh, really? Wow, and they're a they're slightly different You see cuz I just kind of been collecting these where we came close to four and fifties I was like, you know what they they could be the intros. They'll be a real fun Um So nice to see all you into the us and chats. Yes, bringing myself and rags a back We're back for a long ass time We're gonna be around for quite a bit. It's been a while Three years rags since we turned on that stream. Oh, I thought you were gonna say since our last e-fap I was like It is kind of it's strange to think about the fact that we are on a three year anniversary where it was That long ago people meeting up pretty much totally Coincidentally and through happenstance because of a bad Star Wars movie and so we all Coagulated the result. Okay, so this is this is what happens when you just add water and just let it let it bloom Let it grow uncontrolled chaos. It's become so beautiful It is so funny that the first video we covered was Jared doing his thing That's just where it all starts if someone's like, oh, so you've have things kind of cool. They go back something. What is this? Why did they start this way? You're like, you know what? Everything has a beginning everything changes. It's a cycle. It's uh, it's it's all bobs and wheels and Ups and downs. Who knows a year from now or two years from now What we'll be doing who know maybe we'll just give up Maybe movies will be so terrible a couple years down the road that we're just gonna say nah We're just gonna review ceiling tiles I'm tempted there is quite a breath But just think about all the wow you spent eight hours talking about ceiling tiles. It's like, yeah, of course To talk about ceiling tiles for that. I was like, you know what you don't understand. That's just that's you Yes, we did it again 100 years of e-fap, can you believe it? Oh my goodness You skip forward a little bit Candles to that's what's that that's a candle for every e-fap. I bet. Oh, yeah Um, I hope that thing is addable. We're gonna have to all jump into it You know what the the floor of this reminds me of the rug at a skating rink Reminds me of the night. Is it the 90s that they did that? Yeah, very 90s. Yeah, oh Yeah, yeah, like the the cups and the yeah, though all those skating rink floors are from the 90s They just hang it in there. They were built to be roller skated upon so they're very sturdy Oh, I'm just thinking of like carpet and stuff as well. Just like the cop that I Like that just that few was very I remember that floor from somewhere and I can't remember exactly where Even if it's from a dream that I invented I remember it from somewhere Vague dream about 90s skate arenas 90s aesthetics. Yeah styrofoam cups the What else is 90s that the you guys remember how you guys remember the computer smell I don't know if you yes We're around of the smell of a computer when it was running and it got kind of hot You could sell it the smell of blueprints my parents were architects and they used to have physical blueprints Print out that's the name and they were blue and they just the ink. It's oh man smells. You'll never smell again Well, I mean sounds you'll never hear again as well I guess like just broadband not broadband dial up the dial up sound. Yeah, I remember the dial up sound reaching in your Welcome to every frame of nostalgia. There's a memory Also, hello both Oh, so it's actually a missile do one at a time. Do you go you go by clipped coin right now or you go by blame Okay, so the the handle that I go by is just blame but the channel is clip coin They don't know whichever. What's the name of why where what's the etymology of clipped coin? Okay, so a Clip coin was All right. I'll try to make this as fast as humanly possible a clip a clip coin was basically a Way to kind of steal a little bit of wealth from something bigger So what they used to do is When you had gold coins silver coins and stuff They would kind of clip around the edges and then they would melt all the clippings down and create new coins And it was a way for thieves and stuff. So if you if you look at modern coins that have little ridges on the side that was Done, you know hundreds and hundreds of years actually I think even you know longer than that But they put the ridges on the edge of the coin so that you could tell if someone had been shaving it or clipping it And we still use it today just because it's you know, it's just something that's kind of carried over But the idea that I thought of for using clip coin was since I'm not showing the whole movie or the TV show that I'm reviewing It's just like a piece of it. That was kind of so you're stealing wealth Wow, people's work is what you're saying. It's it's it's more like it's more like kind of Utilating the little product they suppose something to that effect Well, all right. Well, I got an answer mid at live on television. I just thought rags sounded funny. So Yeah, well, I also I also thought that just the idea of Clipped coin just sound really cool. I think it was a fantasy story that I Maybe it was one of the Game of Thrones or something like that And I heard someone say that it was worth Less than a clipped coin or or something like that. I'm like, oh, that's a cool phrase Well, Mark, we've had it. We had a mini clipped coin saga We would do this past couple weeks. So yeah, that's that's kind of been working Mark cyborg. How you doing? Welcome. Hello there. I'm quite good. Yeah, it's great to be back on eFap It's been 50 whole episodes, but I've listened to several cents And also I apologize if you guys were at all offended by the image of one of my dogs humping the other dog and the implication that Rags is plushie would be humped the second it gets to our house Well, you know, you've got to take one for the team. I guess, you know, so It'll work out. Uh, I think a lot of people found that hilarious that part It was such a it was so unexpected for those who haven't watched Friday night tights yesterday mean rags went on an adventure of sorts We did it was really fun And it's really it's not the worst insult to say, you know what your plushie is really humpable Well, I mean, it'll be the real test to find out if she's bi because the other dog is also a girl And we've just decided that she's a giant massive and you know Well, um also mr. Moriarty welcome back Oh my god, I'm so excited that I came in here the chat went crazy. I love them all. Hello chat So to see everybody you know already Reaching cast levels of insanity enough to figure out what it is. We can even respect what what here has been looked at by everyone You know what subject what topic who knows at least we can just talk about things And maybe you can laugh And maybe I can laugh. Yes I laugh just now. How's the how's your show been going? How's that? You know, I'm having a good time. I'm really enjoying it a lot. Um, yeah, you know Doing my thing man Do you uh, you cover you what do you cover mainly as a games gaming news stuff like that? Yeah, okay, so like imagine you guys Right only that's easy video games instead of movies Wow Hey, we do video games too. Yeah, we do it sometimes rarely once in a blue moon Semi-exclusively video game stuff um Mostly like the kind of stuff where it's like hey Video games are really bad. You should go outside instead and then you know Kind of look at why they think such dumb things and the last guy we looked at boy Oh boy, yes super fun. I'm enjoying it a lot. Oh great. Um And then that's bullshit. Hello. How about you? Hey, don't welcome back Very tall man Get you um, I think I think people are like thirsty and desperate for some batwoman If only there was some way to get it to them in some way shape or form. Who knows what'll happen with that Anyway, I know nice to see it. How's the ice pack? That's pretty good. It's not flat. It's new. Hmm. I thought it was a hot water bottle No, no, it was if it was it would be red When you've got a new ice pack doing that's not I don't think the logic follows on that really really You think blue blue means hot? No, I don't think blue means a temperature. I think it's just a color you could color a hot water bottle Or really a water bottle any kind of because because sometimes you'd have the the comics and things where they have the thermometer Out of their uh mouth, you know, remember those speaking of 90s. Remember those and sure you bet you would Have uh, like the the hot water sort of bottle that you'd put on the top of your head to keep your Head warm, I guess if that was necessary Well, do anyone have those taps where they have a little blue dot and a red dot on the taps to let you know Which one's cold and hot that seems to be much more common than not but you do get to the heights of heat With the the stuff turns blue blue flames, you know, yeah, but back in my day hot water bottles were red Your day's old Oh, man, I was I was there at those skating rinks with the sparkly confetti floors and shit It was I went to the uh the the roller skate rinks and stuff too Yeah, quite a bit that was like, um like the school trip to the roller rink was like the best Yeah, you ever shoot you ever win shoot the duck Oh, yeah, oh, yeah I'm not aware of I'm not aware of shoot the duck shoot the duck is where you would go into your role Like the competition would start and the idea is you would get some speed up and then you would have to then lower yourself down to the floor Right around on one foot and then hold one foot out in front of you and you have to maintain that stance and not fall over for like I want to say 10 seconds And Anybody who stayed upright, uh, they won a prize. They got like a dessert and stuff Oh, yeah, the harder that does the hard shooting a duck at all No I feel like a foot is very far from a gun like if we think about things that aren't guns foot is like on the opposite side of the spectrum I have her feet aren't guns the guns On her feet Yeah, but you said feet not the guns on feet I feel like it's an important distinction Where's the duck? If you're ice skating you have a blade you look like a duck like when you crouch down and you stick your foot out You look like a duck like that's why I think I'm pretty sure at all It is Like how do you think you look like a duck? No, you have to I know what ducks look like Right, I thought so it's the uh, it's the it's the your profile like when you're crouching down on one On one. Yeah, when you're crouching down on on one foot and you have the other one sticking out You you kind of resemble like a duck. It's you have to actually see it um, I'm but You're gonna google this whole time. I got that pretty sure Yeah, if a light's cast on you your leg would become the bill of the duck Oh in your shadow So we were looking at what a time when you google shoot the duck it does show roller skating stuff So does it really it really does but I still don't quite If the next level difficulty though was shooting the duck with roller blades You were really like, yeah, that was a whole other challenge right there. Yeah, roller blades were what the the men used Yeah, dude, it's a shame that uh roller skates and roller blades just got stigmatized as being gay They were fun, I know it was a cow with roller blade around and it was it was a workout and yeah Yeah, you'd go down a steep hill without your roll without your knee pads on you'd go straight down Oh my god, can I do it and then you would you pull it off? It wasn't really that impressive But it was to you because oh, I own your kid everything's like, you know Squared in terms of its intensity And you went down the moon you made it to the bottom and you didn't eat shit. That didn't die. Yeah Yeah, one of the one of the uh, one of the problems like when I was growing up There you like the only place you could really do any of that stuff was at the rink because If you try to like skate on the roads or anything Like they would always complain and like you couldn't do it in the malls or anything Like they would always, you know, just try to kick you out and stuff. So it was I like nowadays there are like these little parks and stuff where they have all the different things We can skateboard and roller blade, but um none of that stuff was anywhere near what I grew up Which kind of stunk unfortunately So I was gonna let anyone jump in on that Oh nice nice segway I did it. That's one of my most popular ones. It's the best segway there is Well, it's funny. I do it all the time in my videos so in any way It's just the ways I jump to the next topic Yeah, and sometimes I say so anyway. It's crazy. Um So, uh, this this is eFab 150 Which means we've got lots of things to get be going with all kinds of shenanigans Um, but I suppose, uh, we should we should mention and we probably will a couple times as we go forward we got um As a we lined it all up. You see me and rags. We were like, you know, what if we With our newly coming videos released at the same time as we were similarly doing the anniversary at the same time We release some other things that are coming don't worry and um do some plushies I feel like it's this is actually the first time we've done it on eFab by the way, right? It feels weird, right? But it's like, yeah, they don't actually there's going to be people in chat I have no idea what these are They're so cool So the idea Is that we we got ourselves little cuddly creature versions of us as you can see here You got a you got a mutually and a rags They are um Findable on Get all makeshift we uh, I guess you could say we partnered with them because um It was fucking ages ago that people were like we want plushie versions of you, which makes a lot of sense Um that they would because we you could see how and so I was just like trying to find ways of getting around to it Um, yeah, and yeah, I feel it was a long time coming. Yeah emails went back and forth plans were made I believe we started talking to them more than a year ago. It was a little bit ridiculous Um, but they finally happened. Um, they came out just the way that we wanted And so now if you want to pick them up there's links in the description as far as I know and uh, they are Want to pick them up. Hey, you know some people don't everybody and you can you even get a discount if you get both That is true if you grab them both you get the efap generation one discount, right and we're likely What I would normally say is if they get funded we will you know possibly consider doing a second generation They've definitely been funded. Um Yeah, so Looks pretty good. We'll probably have a have a little chat with uh, well with chat See what they would like to see in a second generation what they would be after I don't know, um Yes, they're adorable and they're only up for another 17 days and five hours So if you want to grab them that'll be the time window because unfortunately they are they don't exist forever but um Yeah, we'll we'll let you know about them a few times as we're going through and um Well, I I figure What better way to start the celebratory Anniversary stream in terms of video coverage I'm with an old favorite I mean It's become pretty clear at this point what we do when we start an anniversary stream a lot of people have predicted this And I I would have to say that um, it feels weird to not do it at this point Even though it's only been two we are now establishing a pattern So in chat you'll find your links to watch to get that set up I'm gonna go grab a drink real quick, but uh before we start also, uh, apparently kataku has discovered the hisan pike I bet I'm I'm guessing they'll come to his defense because kataku has done I do I've heard them say Dude, he bought a house. That's it. It's like It's just a house. I'm very uh, I'm very out of the loop like what is his house is worth 3.1 million I think Oh, he just bought like well above the average price United States So yeah, the criticism is that he's buying like a hyper mansion when he's in like a city filled with homelessness and stuff So just it doesn't look good. Optically it looks a little But hey, uh, Ethan, Ethan Klein came out in defense of him. So Didn't Ethan Klein do the exact same thing? Yes Yeah, I think although I think uh in fairness his His house is only 3 million. Oh, oh, oh, that's fine then. Yeah, you know what? I take it back It's funny to call it a house because you're looking at you like, um, yeah, I guess so You bought a country. How did you do it? I've been in arguments where people are defending it too. They're like, well, I mean it's la So it's west hollywood. So any house is going to be around that much money or or in that park I mean west hollywood is pretty nice, but my whole thing is like, yeah, but he twitch streams in a bedroom You can do that from Nebraska like I mean if you really cared about redistributing the wealth Get a cheap place and you know They're like, you know 200, 400, 300, 3.5 million. He's just like, yeah, that's the average prices you get around there. I guess That's actually why I I moved a couple years ago because I lived in massachusetts Which had like unbelievably high cost of living and high taxes and everything So I just moved to texas where I Everybody seems to be moving to texas. That seems to be the best state in the country. Yep. I bailed from seattle to florida That's that's another really good one. But yeah I mean like why would you why would you want to live in a place where everything costs like absurd amounts of money Where you can live way cheaper. You don't pay income tax and it's just like better better Well, I mean california has some pretty good temperatures and climate stuff, but uh I mean for the most part like if you're doing this job, you can live wherever you want Why would you live somewhere where everything is ridiculously expensive? Well, I guess that's the yeah If like it's an online job as long as you got good internet You can live anywhere you want like location isn't super important anymore, which is great I think just gives people more options for what they want to do in their lives So, um, what do you want to do? I was gonna say is right it rags you back. Are you there? No I'll steal this moment to grab a drink too. I won't be long Well, I suppose we can just have a chat until then. I was going to say it's uh, it feels right Funnily enough the video we're going to have a look at is actually the one that I was originally interested in covering But then I remembered the privilege goggles one. I was like, oh shit We have to see that one and then he came out with the um the The last was two one now last year. So I was like, well, I actually want to cover that so I'll have to wait But this one's finally here I was gonna say the um the efab backlog. We've got stuff from so long ago that'll eventually make it I think it's just gonna be a wonderful little adventure Um, but yeah, that's privilege goggles The privilege goggles thing was my efab origin story Oh, yeah, I bought myself a VR headset to train my prosthetic leg and Tweeted a video of myself training to mauler and I was like, yeah, I'm disabled and use VR specifically to help my disability It was really weird. You mean you're privileged. You mean you're privileged. Yeah, because he was He was appealing to like what a disabled people got to do with VR. It's like, oh damn One tea, there's plenty of seated experiences and it's still great After the standing one, it gives us a safe way to train Like more elaborate movements than just walking on a treadmill because that's kind of the only one you can do inside I know that was a wheel chair can still shoot a gun or swing a lightsaber That was a strangely naive comment for him to make considering that there are videos of people who have like beaten incredibly difficult games on these Really interesting configurations or even on a normal Yeah, or even on a normal keyboard a mouse or a normal controller like People will find a way if they really really want to do it and it's awesome. Like it's really it's really cool. It's uh It's kind of like the paralympics and it's like this is this is really neat And just showing like the capabilities of people This is like 10 times more interesting than the normal way There's a uh a cs go streamer. I can't for the life of me remember his name He doesn't have any arms or any hands and uh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He does some really cool stuff He and he's actually he's pretty I mean he's he's pretty decent at the game too. So, um, I mean, he's probably better than me You know, it's uh, um, his name is handy. Yeah handy. That's what it is. Yeah, it's a great name for him Yeah, I don't need to I don't mean to make a joke about it, but you said he doesn't have any arms or hands It's like imagine he didn't have arms No arms. Yeah, it'd be like a 90s shaggy character Honestly, if he calls himself like this like come on I'm sure yeah Yeah, uh, if everyone's ready we we are happy to what is it christen? I'm here. Yeah 150 with the first video This is from jim sterling from a long time ago actually but it got remastered Now the idea in this video is remaster it What um, oh he I think it's just like a re-release also for for reference I believe jim sterling goes by the name jim stephanie sterling and is Either I can't remember if it's all all pronouns, but this is from a million years ago. So let me stop you there I just don't care. I just don't know. I I don't know how I've been very confused. I don't know The channel is still called jim sterling. So it's like so it's jim sterling, right? I get it. Okay I guess it was jim stephanie sterling went from nb and then just went straight up trains. I guess I mean I'm on twitter Branding takes priority apparently well, um So this this video was made as a result of jim having made a video that pissed people off because Politics started to dribble into it, which is kind of funny to think about now because it's only that with jim sterling now Um And so the point was sorry that was the point of a different one This one was just like i'm getting annoyed at my audience because they're saying I have biases and i'm letting them decide What I have to say so how about I show you what happens if you try and be objective That's the idea in this video. Okay. Oh, I'm excited. Yeah Wow, what a suitable one for us to start on Oh, you know, I'll probably mute this part. I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know if yeah I don't think that's copyright Isn't it like a it's from it's from a band of some kind, right? Maybe he But like he's on there. Oh, maybe whatever. I think the band like made the song for him, didn't they? I kind of remember I'm not sure. Okay. Your old pal jim sterling here now We have had a white a week and I don't like to miss a monday So when schedules become so tied up that I can't do an episode I have my art director Justin mcdaniel go through the vaults and see what we've got in our back catalog That's due a remaster because what's good for the game industry is good for us except for Almost everything it does remember this is this is I guess remember this what's good for the game industry is good for us All right, but this one he's it accept everything they basically do he's only appealing to remasters If I'm actually fine with remasters if done well fine with remasters if they're done good. Yeah It's just got remastered. It's great Yeah, right. I bought it on everything just to support it. I think you mean Fantastic, I think giving free upgrades to like whatever platform you have like if you already have it or yeah So if you had quake on steam, you now have the quake remastered on steam as well, and it's yeah, it's super good It's great. It's fantastic. You should go play it to brand new expansion packs with it too In addition to both the old ones as well Like four player co-op cross play campaign and deathmatch It's super super go and if you're on game pass you already have you have all Yeah, I was about to mention. It's uh, I actually played it a little bit yesterday. It's uh, it's fun to play That game pass is a really sick. I don't know why you didn't invite me. Yeah Because I don't like you. Oh It's a bit circular, but all right Because it means I don't miss a monday Not yet anybody so with god of war out and people Tugging their shortened curl is about reviews We figured it's a good time to remind everyone of what an objective review looks like Now before you'll nail it before We are presented with such ideas If someone said to be like well, what is an objective review almost to like dismiss the idea I'd be like well, I assume it's gonna be you're more so describing what is right? That's just gonna be the main thing. That's the simplest fucking thing. I could possibly come up with Like a colloquial understanding This is a game It has this yeah, like and then you can expand that in interesting ways like much with reviewing literally anything It doesn't work Like this is how these things mix and match and here's what's done You can elaborate and get as detailed as you want to be like the simple version for all of these would be like This is a cake. There you go. My objective review is done. Oh, this is a car This is a video game and like there's there's a sentiment I'm not saying this is Jim's sentiment But there's a sentiment of like that's as far as you can go and it's like well, I mean we could talk about what's I mean if you're But what was in the car if you're a boring loser, then yes, that's as far as you can go if you're not creative at all I feel like that's not even a review. You're just stating like something Yeah, you you can make you can make qualitative Objective observations of video games too like you can say something like this game has a consistent frame rate And it is always running well And that is objective because it either does or it doesn't and it will affect whether the game is good or bad as a result As far as I feel like frame rate is the easiest one to talk about because it's like the high The higher the frame rate means the faster the response time and Surely resolution too if you if you point out it's like this only goes at 140p you'd be like Oh I like games at 140p One person says I like playing games at one pixel by one pixel It's like see now you can't be objective about anything because somebody's expressed a preference All they would have done is remove the part where you could say this is bad for everyone Instead they've rolled you back to stating that that's the case and I still think that that should count as a review You've provided information that's not going to be commonly understood and it's useful information for many people Right. Yeah, and you could still be objective while looking at the camera in funny ways that indicate exactly what you think about each of these things the tony of voice and And if someone was like, well, that's where you're letting your biases see kids for like, okay So we have to be a little bit literal that because if that's what you're saying if literally like if I said Oh, I love tlj. They'll be like see you're implying you don't like it. I should like it's like no I'm not implying anything. I'm just Or are you saying that an objective review has to be said in a flat tone? If you define it that way then yeah, they're gonna start getting boring I don't know. I've seen some texas beach robots that have a tone that's You could have a bias in it worked well for rb and the chief Exactly the robot has a bias. It's like I really like rpg. I don't know But I guess I'll try What are these things that he's got? I recognize something from undertale those are boglins Boglins Yeah, those are another thing from the 90s, right or that were those 80s. I think they are actually 80s Yeah, these do not ring a bell to me for a good home at maybe yours Oh, dang you Speak and he shall come or something speaking of boglins No, I'm more like speaking of rb and the chief Yes, that was boy. Well, if it isn't john cjg, how'd you do? Hello guys Yeah, hello, john. We just got started. We're talking about reviews and literally just got rb and the chief mentioned And that was unrelated You know, I love it nice Um mentioned in the context of good use of text to speech. Yeah Yeah Oh, I mean, you know, I don't think I've I don't I'm pretty sure I told you when we first had the podcast But man, you're the effort you put into the subtitles to make sure everything comes through of how chief speaks It's fucking this top notch Oh, yeah With punctuation more than people realize like because it makes it sound different if it's like a question mark Even though it's not a question you can kind of make a sentence sound it gives it like a natural inflection Yeah, I can imagine you probably have to test a whole bunch, right? Like getting them to say the word the way you want him to but you can still write it down the way it's supposed to be understood and stuff I used to test it a lot, but I've done it for so long now that I can just I can I can read a sentence and I know exactly how microsoft sam or mic are going to say it like I don't even Have one Yeah, it's been like two since 2007 or something. I'm just I'm an expert at it now Um, if you scroll up, you'll find a watch together link. We're checking out, um, jim sterling's objective review It's like a criticism of we don't want objective reviews. We want people to be biased and we're just gonna see what what's said What's implied Okay, thank you for filling me in. Uh, do you have a watch together thing? Yeah, yeah scroll up. You'll find it I can uh read hosted I spoon It's right under the adorable rags plushie get one today Get one today. Awesome. Thank you. Call 1 800 444 rags 444 rags 1 800 69 69 69 Oh, I'm jacked in I'm ready my my origin name is 1 800 get rags Oh, yeah, it is you can call that and who knows what will happen Interesting If there's this this if if I sound like a scared woman on the other side telling you to go away That's just my little joke Don't let me don't let me fool you. Ha. I'm in on it Who is this rags that's falling about? I don't understand Uh, all you've missed is is the idea that this is a remastered video So, uh, it's from a while ago, but it was in response to people saying wow I wish people would be more objective when reviewing god of war, which was was that 2018 or 19 2018 2018 So, um, this video was put out Hey, I see Okay, this isn't funny. It's all right. So enjoy that Final fantasy 13 is a video game released on the playstation 3 And xbox 360 it was developed by square enix. It stars characters One of the characters is called lightning and that is the main character of the game that can be played Now you could probably understand what's happening here already Yeah, and now it's all like, okay So we're not gonna another four minutes of this and I already get it and I can already tell that Yeah, we've gone We've teared a butt So you can do this with the hyper subjectivity. All right the equivalent to this with hyper subjectivity is just going I like the characters. I like the story. I like the fact that it's a game I like that it's by square enix like there you go. I'm done review in my opinion Yeah reviews over we did it. This actually has nothing to do with being objective because like one of the most frustrating things about this Is like wow you sound so bored and it's like yeah because objective views are boring. It's like, okay So there's a lot of creators on youtube who do this and are highly successful because of how entertaining they are Absolutely. This is where what we call the talent comes in. Yeah You find this a lot of the time with some documentaries There was that video that I think I mentioned a while back on you However, it was like comparing documentary styles ones where they basically dictate how you should feel about things and then ones Where they show you what's happening and it's so like the event itself is so um interesting or uh A particular way that that's enough to just make you feel things from the fact that they're just showing you stuff That is they don't have to add anything to it and I find that like You know if if someone's trying to bring down a game and they show your compilation of the hitbox Is not working or the ai not working is if someone was like this is boring. It's like is it I don't know no I seem to call that total biscuit did it pretty well exactly. I was literally about to say I miss total biscuit Yeah, he's the reason we need him more than ever He's literally the reason that I started making content. He was huge inspiration For me it was hitler Total hitler So this is you know, this is the first time I've that I've I've sorry to Interrupt your no we can fill in Okay, just round upon hitler some more, please. Um, so this is the first time I've actually seen this video by What's his face? Um, is is the argument here that if you're In including any sort of uh excitement or or emotion then somehow the review is bad I think what I think what I think he's trying What I think he's trying to say about the like this topic is this idea that you There is no possible way to like make an interesting Review that is worthwhile to anybody unless there's elements of subjectivity in there Significant ones too and it was probably in response to some criticism he received I would imagine Yeah, you know, this reminds me a lot of the stuff of that stupid shit. They say about how everything is political because When this sounds This is a way for Jim, right? Is if people go to the gym and say Jim you've got a really big bias showing here on this review He'll make a video like this to try and justify why it's okay to be biased In the same way that somebody could make an extremely political You know slanted review of something and people complain about it and they say oh well actually You don't want something not political because actually everything's political and they try and justify it that way It's the same energy I would also say that like we they try and turn it into a binary all the time when it's clearly a scale Like if if for example, I did a whole objective review And there was one moment where I go Though I do like this character that even if it is just for the little blue hat I really find it cute moving on and like you know the and someone like wow Your review is fucking worthless when you said you liked a little blue hat It's like oh shit Versus this this video game is one out of 10. Fuck it. I hate it. Fuck this game and it's like beloved. You're just like oh Shit like seems like something's going on there. It's like just because Jim's been through this a couple times the three I remember are Zelda the um Breath of the Wild Don't forget hell blade Sinuous sacrifice and uh as far as I was concerned anyway ukulele like I think he gave ukulele like a two or three and I was like fucking hell Because lately is racist or some shit. There was some really fucking I was gonna say watch my ukulele series There are some weird fucking arguments. Jim comes up with You didn't hear about that It's been a long time I probably did hear about at the time because I have watched like mollusk videos on it But again, it's been so long since I've seen them And there's so much in there that you you know, you don't remember But I I can believe that Jim is dumb enough to do that It's like an escape hatch in terms of like well, fuck it. Everyone's got biases in they leave me alone It's like yeah, but we're highlighting that your ones are fucking up the whole thing Like do you not see the difference because like oh yeah, I like the blue hat people can recognize that Pretty much self-evidently as just me subjectively saying I like this hat and it doesn't it's very self-contained Yeah, I feel like we're almost missing the The obvious part though when it comes to the idea of because I think I think the big Thing that's getting pushed back against in this video is the idea that you can make any qualitative assessment at all Without immediately becoming subjective But it was like that can't be the case if we have defined like definitions of things And then we can use those definitions to figure out Exactly how well something is is doing at being like that For instance, if you have a hat and it's got like a massive hole in the top of it And then like whenever it rains you get like soaked in water is like oh, this is a this is a neutral hat This is neither a good nor bad hat Despite the fact that it's failing to do what it fundamentally needs to do and that's the thing Someone would be like, ah, so you're saying if something fails its purpose then it must not be good It's like so to be more specific because I had this trouble with the hitbox and ds2 people Like what if I like it when the hitboxes don't match the models? So what if I like it if I get my leg broken by a sledge hammer? Humans are amazing like that. So I was like, okay, but hitboxes are defined like as a Skill set as a craft. They're supposed to do this. This is what they are designed for What we have here are a whole different subset. They're really good shitty hitboxes They are excellent at being this other thing because they're clearly not hitboxes because they're not doing what hitboxes do Like Definitionally as we've all come to label it and understand it rock it in stone What is a hitbox is like it's supposed to apply to the model and it provides you Damage or whatever a marker because the the model itself doesn't that's the way it looks versus the way it's programmed And it's just like no, that's subjective. It's like, okay Well me pointing out that the hitboxes are out of sync with the model throughout the fucking game Is still uh, gonna be very useful. You can make up your mind on that if you want, but that's exactly whether you like what the information is I mean that that's on you, but the information is what it is I think it is very much that scroll of truth. Yeah big, isn't it? I think people that like bad hitboxes probably also like mcu smoke monsters Oh, yeah mcu smoke monsters are the bad hitboxes of super hero Also, I don't I don't uh, I guess I just I don't really fully grasp the the argument that they're making where You can't be genuinely excited for something that is objectively good or you can't be genuinely upset at something that is objectively bad like you can point out something that is Not subject. Uh, excuse me something that is objective And you can be happy for it, which is kind of like a subjective You know feeling but it I don't see how that how that kind of changes anything like If if you're if something is bad or something is good from an objective point of view Um, I it doesn't really change the the the review Like I I guess I'm I'm kind of failing to I mean most of these arguments don't make sense But I guess I kind of don't understand like so I get what you mean, right? Like yeah, do you lose anything by Watching somebody try and do it in that way even if you disagree with the notion that it's possible Do you not get a single thing out of it or is your issue just with the fact that they've labeled it as such Which I guess is one thing but like what do you what does this video I have to do with getting that point across I would almost argue a classic Direction to this as well as that two people come to the conclusion. I fucking hate character x and then you ask Um, there's no why and then they go, uh, I just don't like the way that he fucking talks to people all the time He's like he's like a real asshole They go, why is that do you not like asshole characters and he's like And after a while you get out of them They're like they kind of remind them of the abusive father or something. You're like, oh, shit Okay. Yeah. No, that's I understand meanwhile second person is like no I just don't like him because he just doesn't make a lot of sense to me Like he's angry all the time But um everything like the in terms of his actions are always incredibly like useful helpful and positive Or something trying to highlight something that just doesn't seem to work for them And they're getting confused as to how they can get invested in the character. It's like two very different conversations Um And you could call them objective subjective based on it's this experience They have this forcing them to to experience something that you can't possibly you wouldn't have the same experience Meanwhile, the other person it's like you might actually take that information in because it comes from the content You might even conclude the same thing or you could be like no, no, no That's the point They are they're angry exterior But the actions they take are always in favor of people because they don't actually feel that way They just they just want people to look at them that way Also, and you have like a lot of information to support it and I find that the conversations are super interesting When you can recognize the differences instead of saying fuck objective like being objective in any way Everyone just say how they feel about stuff like oh Okay A car When you're buying let's say with a car analogy So I need if you if you have to choose between both sides In an extreme sense a purely objective review, which is basically a an exact description of something and a pure subjective review Which one will actually help you pick out the car that you need the best? Absolutely the objective board. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I don't know anyone could disagree I suppose there's someone out there was like, well, I don't I want to know what the feel of the car is I don't care about Imagine imagine trying to construct a building Not feeling extremely objective Well, I think there's no there's There's no room for that we throw it in jail Yeah, there's no room for that and um like I don't know how to categorize this but um building a house or Or architecture and stuff. It's still it's still a skill set and artwork like you can still make incredible At the same time When you build it if you fuck up any of the regulars like you can't go. Well, it's subjective No, no, no When the building inspectors roll up to your building and they measure the grade of your handicap accessibility ramps I feel like it was Flat enough is not going to be a good defense when they hand you a big-ass fine until you that you have to spend even more money to change it All right Those who didn't know and they have to do that stuff all the time They get hired to go out and check buildings and make sure they're all up to all the codes and everything to measure Um to do a bunch of surveying work But also they they talk often about well if we do an addition We have to have the style of the addition. We want it to match The building that's being attached to but we also should take into account. What are the other buildings around? Should it match them as well? We don't want it to stick out like a sore thumb things of that nature So it's a huge mix of you know beauty and You know whenever houses come up in these conversations. It's impossible not to reference the uh the simpsons episode Look at the house that love built It's just like Was that it's like well in my opinion a house that falls down as soon as it's been built is good So there's no such thing as a good or bad house. And it's like you could say that but let's be real nobody nobody Sorry Oh, it's just gonna say it's like nobody really believes this like including jim Because there would definitely be games that he considers to be just completely Irredeemable or completely broken. Yeah, awful terrible And i'm not gonna worry too much nor do I think anyone should really worry too much about trying to really win over The crazy ass people who are in the vast minority fringes who are just nuts Yes, um as much as they probably exist give it mathematical Probably Because like we've seen it with so many people we cover where they will slip randomly into Oh, yes, like this is bad though. This is but wait. Whoa, that goes because everything you said is a bad movie It's impossible not because again, nobody believes that custard's revenge and like Grand theft auto 5 Can be compared in terms of like quality There's nobody in the world who is sitting there and unironically going to pretend like it's interchangeable whether those games are as good or Bad as each other and theft auto is custer's revenge. Yeah, basically the same. They're both misogynist Yep Remember when the chinese built that hospital in like a week or something and everybody said that's impressive It was like, yeah, the hospital fell apart and it sucked shit How long did it take to fall apart? I didn't know that Yeah, I didn't know that So I saw some pictures of the foundations like just like cracking in a horrible awful way Like something out of a disaster movie Yeah Well, yeah, um, regular regulations are incredibly important and they're used because of health and safety you can't of like Lucky for well to a degree rating systems are an example of actually trying to get some level of Objectivity in terms of what is in the thing so that we can properly represent it to the audience Of course, there's going to be Biases with how people execute it and confusion in terms of the rules because they're rating like thousands every day or whatever Um, but it's still an attempt to be like this is what is in there and I'm going to represent it with a symbol um Because you need to know for the safety of your you know children or people who aren't uh Equipped to to view what's going to happen and stuff and it's just like there's no space to be like it's fine though It's all blah blah blah it's like no no no we can't go to get this way you can stop it especially when we get into mathematics stuff, um when we're You know when we're dealing with things like that that are as pretty much as objective as you could possibly get because they're they're essentially constructs um They're not even a part of the universe in the sense of even a solipsist would probably have to agree that Mathematics are provable things You can't pull the it's just subjective card on stuff like that and it's why it's the go-to You know the two plus two is fourth thing You can't you can't get out of that We've said before as well that if you want to pull the card of we are human beings We are like fleshy creatures that exist as if there's no way we can View or understand anything in an objective way compared to the universe or whatever. She's like man, that is so useful Well come wait to use that for everything. We could be in the matrix. So everything is shit. It's like no go away crazy person like I Get that But like i'm a human being this is all i've got I can set some understanding. Well, yeah, this is how i'm actually in capacity for all in Awareness we have so It's like well, what you can do is if you really feel that you can go away and the rest of humanity Can continue to use the scientific method and all of these other Incredibly reliable methodologies to arrive at the best explanations for the truth of the universe and we'll keep building civilizations and advanced machinery and Philosophies and stuff and you can sit there and you can bitch about it And it's worth noting Um being objective doesn't mean being reaching some level of absolute truth Of course not Yeah, because it's not it's not that easy One of the one of the comments that I I actually see quite often is that well, I don't care if I don't care if this You know if if such and such is wrong or this you know dialogue was whatever I still liked it and my response is always it it doesn't matter if it's You know You can have movies that are objectively bad in terms of CGI and dialogue and this and that and you can still have a fun time watching it and For some reason people like get really defensive about that they're like Well, you can't say that the the movie's bad because I liked it like no No, it's objectively a bad movie But it's fine if you like it if you enjoy it then watch it Well, and if you switch out some of the words you'll you'll get through to them quicker typically, right? Like if you say it's objectively inconsistent What we're told to be true is folded back on and so investment is I'm struggling to get invested meanwhile other stories don't do that they Establish x and stick to x or something like that and then you're just like that's that's how I Prefer to because like I find most of the time whenever people bring in their list of criticisms They'll it'll often be some form of a contradiction even if they don't want to appeal to that Like I think people's brains often will notice things and they just it's like the whole the plinket thing If you might not have noticed but your brain did There there is an aspect of this just doesn't work and my brain can recognize this doesn't work How much attention I give that? but Part of us like I'm just gonna say quickly we want to solve problems a lot of the time And so we're trying to figure a lot of this different things out and naturally like in a way that can just happen Without necessarily realizing it and so the only high top says Fucking teen titan sucks because the plot line makes no sense and then he's like wonder woman 84 though top notch and you're like Oh, but Huh, the thing you said about that one is in that one though. And it's like yeah I can pick whatever I want as my flaws and my positives in each thing. You're like, oh I'll tell him not a reviewer by the way. Also. He's not a review. Yeah. Well, no wait. Wasn't it film mentor that said that? I don't know But you tell you which things are good and which are bad and so yeah It's just like so why did you even tell me those were your reasons if those reasons Aren't meaningful in any way. They just they happen or they don't randomly like I don't I don't know what's the put like even from his perspective What's the point? Because like what what do you achieve when you're like today? This was annoying me. I don't know if it will tomorrow. You're like, oh Have you uh, have you anyone seen willy's wonderland? I want It's a yeah, it's basically five nights at freddy's starring nick cage and um Like it is like the cgi the costumes a bunch of the dial it is like It is objectively objectively bad in a lot of ways, but it is still a hilarious uh fun movie to watch and um something one thing that I didn't even know going into it Because I was like 10 15 minutes in and i'm waiting for nick cage to say something. He doesn't say anything He he has he basic He not a single line of dialogue not a single utterance from nick cage for the entire movie That was like one of the points like that's they thought okay. Hey, let's uh, let's make a horror movie horror air quotes horror movie where The main character doesn't say anything and i'm like, you know 15 20 minutes in and then I did a quick search on it And I found that but like when you see the costumes for like the animatronics like there is They look like bad sports mascots like it's so obvious that it's a guy in the suit And they make no attempt at all to hide it and like it's it's so bad But it's so good at the same time and like this is I think it'd be worthwhile if you say you reviewed it And you went over all the the technical stuff and then you weren't I want to talk about why I like it so much And if you figured it out like you know what what elements are making you appeal to it Then it's totally fair to go through it all. I think oh, yeah, I'm already writing the script Um, it's it's yeah, it's it's it's a great movie if you haven't seen it go and watch it You can get it for like three dollars on amazon right now. You look good, but uh How we're up. Yeah, it's it's hilarious. Oh Oh batman robin e-fut movies kind of Is is where a point two if anyone was curious about that with us like look how much fun we're having Did that yeah, okay? That was that wasn't That was so much fun. It was really that made that movie made me smile like endlessly Also, can I say that um It is objectively bad to bring in nicolas cage and not let him act Oh, no, he he doesn't he does a great job. He he's definitely actually he actually does act You say he doesn't say anything he has no dialogue But he is absolutely nic caging his way through that entire movie his facial expressions can be pretty priceless a lot of the time Like there's there's a lot of gifts of nicolas cage for a reason Okay, good. Never mind. I take it back sweet Um, he can give a really restrained performance under the right director. I think um, it's just he's got so much energy that dude And I think most directors are would rather just like take a step back and be like, okay You do whatever you want dude your nic cage and the audience loves that But he was in the lord of war. I kind of want that that legacy for um, brennan frazier I wanted to start turning up in all kinds of things. It's just guy we like He's doing more stuff now, right? He's brennan frazier being cast in a scorsese movie was a victory for canada I I hope that's because scorsese is just vaguely aware of how brennan frazier needs a break You know, he needs something to happen like please be that reason On the uh topic of nic cage has anyone Seen the movie pig yet. I have no yeah, I want to that really impressed me I love this performance in that that was like the most restrained i've seen him in I can't even remember how long When really interesting because like the trailer was really kind of confusing um So Really recently it's yeah, it's like a month old Oh, okay Sorry, the the movie totally wasn't what I thought it was because it's set up To make you think like it's a revenge thriller. It's like they killed my pig and now they're gonna pay It's totally not that like I was expecting it to just be a yeah, that's kind of why it's not It's much more, um contemplative than that. Oh, uh, thanks, I guess I Spoilers should have cut them all frags if you didn't want to know Sorry, I didn't mean to say that as a spoiler. I just I was just talking about the tone of the film broadly like it's I I mean, I think it's better if people go into that movie not expecting like a A bloody revenge thriller because I was like off put I felt like the rug was pulled out From under me a little bit. It's like, oh, that wasn't what I thought it was and it took me some time to like appreciate the film based because of that like Being caught off guard like that. I would have enjoyed it better had I known what I was in for broadly speaking going in Yeah, fair enough. Mm-hmm. All right then very well. Let us see what else we got Can be played with a controller the game story is about a lightening and a collection of other characters Who must fight some other characters called falsy and save a planet called cocoon The story has a beginning and an ending and a middle bit Yes, this would only be critical of the speaker because even with this great. Yeah, this is Oh, absolutely I already would I'm already imagining how I would do this better and it isn't difficult because doing things better than jim sterling It's not it's not Would it would it be 99% objective to be like this is a game that has a beginning and an end You know like is that does that because your inflection implies the the fact that there's an end is a good thing which is objective I feel like Well, no, just anything you read into it. That's a you problem. All right. That's that's that's all Especially if sargasm exists You can't be sure of exactly what you're in you can't like be 100 sure you've inferred the correct See because I think that jim's being sarcastic. So this is no 100 objective review You've failed at parodying what you were trying to do That's breaking at the seams it's disintegrating before our eyes and screaming Let me fuddle. I'm just got the the rough irony of like, you know, like, um grand tour stuff They'll often describe the statistics relating to a car And then they will get into how they feel about it And there's this obvious like you can understand the difference as in it has this horsepower uses this engine It's made from this model from this time where it's been updated to have blah blah blah has this this this and then they go And it just feels amazing. It's like, you know, just, you know, fire forward. It's like, I don't think it objectively Would would would work that way for every person who's in that car But it's just cool to know that, you know, the person you trust for cars is saying it feels amazing to use or it Reminds them of xyz and like It would be weird. Yeah, if they said like, well, so that's not an objective review I'd be like, well, I mean all of this all of the statistics and descriptions are all true Um, they all relate to things that exist and are like, I don't see what the problem is And yeah, this seems more like a bitter video to be like screw you. I can do whatever I want. Shut up Otherwise, I'll give you this in future. And it's like, oh It wasn't like nobody was asking for this It's kind of exhausting already like I'm already super over it I think it's annoying. Yeah, like this is just the this shtick And we did we like I get it, you know Yeah, this is not five minute shtick. You get it in the first 15 seconds and that's it Yeah, this is where you cut it off and you go back to see I mean, yeah, exactly I'm waiting for that. I'm waiting for him to be like, okay So there you go. You've seen and then to make some sort of commentary or or criticism But to just continue doing this It's killing me He'd probably make the point much better if he was talking about how much value there can be in a person explaining their subjective experience Yeah Like to be like this is why subjective is better. Not why Objective is bad. Yeah, where is it appropriate or where is it helpful to be subjective? Where is it not? Where should you know? How do you make the distinction very clear because some people have an issue with that? Um Yeah, that was what those would be things that would be legitimately useful How do you keep both of them in your review? Keep them distinct from one another and when would it be appropriate for one to hit instead of the other? In the equivalent for like grand tours if the the beginning of their review, he's like So I think the chassis is just it's I so it's just I really love the colors and the and the look of it The wheels they're really just um, I find them so just just oh gosh so cool They're very round the engine really cool. Look how cool this engine is it's got so many like pipes and things going into it So fucking cool Coolest engine the boot and he's about to say it's small, but he's like it's it's um, it's design. It's I love how small it is. It's so good. Uh And you just keep you know, everything's we would just be sitting like what the fuck is this? So in the interest of saving everyone's time insanity like this bit ends at the 418 mark Do we just want to skip right over there? Well, you know, I'll put it on two time speed Yeah In his life Fucking up he's coming already fucking up with his little blurbs that he's putting down there the little I can read He's already messing up And he's always trying to be joking with it He's almost reaching the level of like wait You're skimming the surface of what actually would be interesting where you go into detail about how new Systems how they were developed would work and what they do Because by explaining how it works you you've done something here. Yes It shows the audience your knowledge of the material you're covering And it will help you be more accurate about the things you actually say And they would assume that it was hard to acquire compared to just watching this video And therefore what you've done is a service Simple as that that's because like a lot of documentary style Breakdowns of things that's usually the appreciation when you're just like man All this information is so easy to just take on it's from all these different places in time and different sources and stuff It's just like nice it works sort of thing. Um, I think it was mentioned the last time Moriarty was here I'm not sure but the uh the polybius and the the first game ever from ahoy from ahoy Both of them are very objective Let's just put it that way. He's uh It's actually fun whenever he lets a line into his scripts that are clearly like just how he feels about the particular thing You're like, hey um And he does it incredibly well like masterpiece Yeah, the point of it all is that he's trying to get an answer For these questions without like his own beliefs involved. He's like look at these things. Where do they lead us? Mm-hmm Some people like it some people don't he's like ha being objective is pointless, isn't it? It's like, well, why don't you look into that? What did they say? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what makes it more effective than the combat system in final fantasy 12 or 10 You can Check more or less objectively This is what these people say. This is what these people say it seemed This is what the rating of the game is and most people feel this way about it However, others say this about like this is ideally like what like a news like a news broadcasting channel Is is how do how can we try and be objective about everyone's opinions on things and stuff like that? Right, this party thinks this the other party thinks this here's such and such from such and such and here's someone else And they'll yell at each other for five minutes. Yeah, what are they saying? And then the viewer decides Well, you can start to explore whether or not any of those are legitimate or not and still be completely objective Right like if they're making these complaints user a likes this and user b doesn't like this Is there is there any water behind that? You know Also, even just looking at this still frame here I can see that I could have the subjective reaction that this UI is very cluttered. I've never played final fantasy 13 It's just one of the ones I've never missed personally like actually, but it's very cluttered. There's a lot of stuff going on However, you could also then say as a person with experience with the game Here's why all that information needs to be on screen and why it is very Affective for the the combat system and then I'd be like, oh, that's that's interesting. Also I don't know how much of this is animated right now, but it I'm seeing a lot of empty space in the middle I don't I think it's mid-animation, but if it's not and that's gonna be a problem And if someone was to say I just like like whatever all of that still Subjective in some ways if I was like, but it's still way more useful than literally just going I like it Or I don't like it Because I I don't know what it is about these people But it's like they often want to just be like no, I don't care what the reasoning for you liking it is just get on with it It's like damn Isn't that like the interesting part? You would think so and then um, you know the hundred percent objective review It's just like again, you could do the hundred percent subjective one You'll be fucking with as worthless as this you couldn't you well to be fair Probably more worthless if I was to be bad faith about it and just go I like it What was that? That was that was as well Good looks like Fringy has been hired by James Dylan, huh? Yeah, that was quick. No, Fringy. Don't do it Uh, don't let him have your go it says for hire not hired god plans god just read Well, I mean, I was an assumption I made I might still be right. I don't know Well, you don't want us to be objective and analysis analyzing this it'd be boring and you hate it Yes, what I think happened Fringy and you can't tell me otherwise Yeah, you talked about it longer than I needed to look at it. So now it's bad. Oh, it's your It's Yeah, why are you denying us our lived experiences? It's your truth. Wow, Fringy doing it once again just like with the ups guy That's like the new in my opinion. It's my truth My truth what the lived experience You know, I was like you could you could say in my opinion And people use it as a get out of jail free car for anything that comes afterwards Because they say well, it's just my opinion. It's just how I feel and so you could do the whole well That's my truth As if I live in some separate pocket dimension from the rest of all of you guys where yeah, the objective facts are just different for me So there was a point. I think 2019 I put a tweet out about it But I was noticing like when did we transition over from saying opinion to take Because like it sounds so much more agreeable when people say it's my take like like, okay Here's my take about this or blah blah blah rather than it's my opinion And I wonder if it's because opinion became a bit more sullied in terms of like It gets read now is more so please leave me alone I'm about to say something that you might not like rather than all right Because when you say here's my take it sounds a lot quicker and just just like yeah, I'm getting it out there I don't care what you think. This is it especially with hot. It's like, you know three syllables versus one. It's like, you know The terms keep getting overlapped like subjective truth and objective truth But people will say my truth and you don't know which one they're talking about Which one's that they always need to be distinguished and they're not no whenever someone says my truth. It just means they're wrong Yeah, I suppose you could also read that as the actual truth But you would only know it if you saw things from my perspective Because I know things that you don't based on the experiences that I had But it seems like it's always used in the context of you know, like a like a twitter person being like Well, I don't need to explain why this happened. It's just my truth and it's like, oh god That's probably a good response when they say that you go you mean not everyone else's truth. Yeah Yeah Hmm Like there is weapon weapon leveling, but that's it. That's all I can do because I'm being objective So if you like it, that's good for you if you don't it's not it's like you don't even tell us what it was I don't know if I like it. How could I possibly know if I like it or not? You haven't told me this is such a great example because when you talk about like weapon leveling You could say a lot Without saying your opinion about it. Yep, you can talk about Okay, so when you level up in this game, it only increases. It starts by this much or it only increases damage or like makes you Gives you more health gives makes it so that your weapons are more effective against these types of enemies This is different from say x game where upgrades fundamentally change what the weapon does And then you don't even need to say whether or not you think that's good or bad You could just leave it at that and let people figure out every time you get a hundred that has the weapon It increases by such and such percent and I guess uh, all I'm trying to get at is like you cannot say anything about how you feel about it And it can be incredibly useful for other people because they can figure out how they feel about it If I whether or not that's something they're interested in if I describe a system This game has a pistol a shotgun and a machine gun that's the all the weapons they have Um when you get to the final level for all of them the fire rate is almost the same for all of them The damage is highest on the shotgun Um and the range is the highest on the I guess Point being you lay out statistically what they're all doing by the time they hit the end game And there's one that's clearly a power leveled above the other two and you're like So this will be the one that most people will end up going with and it like Brings a disbalance to the game the plasma cutter and dead space Oh, well in call of duty easy example is there's always one dominant gun and then everybody uses that one gun And you can say something about that. It's like well, you know It I I wonder what can be said about the fact that this game has 20 weapons, but everybody uses one I wonder if there's anything about that that's not great Well, you can like uh-oh You can establish weapons have statistics like numbers you you can look up. What is the dps of this weapon? What is its reload time? What is the size of the magazine and these are all just objective facts about what the gun is I think that's what's interesting is the I video games in particular It's like there's a lot in video games that's just locked in stone because it's code Like it's just this is what it is Yeah, so you can you can describe what it is and in a video game That's a lot of what a game is how you feel about it. It's obviously entirely up to you There's a lot that we said we simulate If we simulate that conversation, right? The you go so this gun is statistically better than all the other ones and your goal in this game is to end lives as fast as possible Uh, you pick this one. They go. No, I don't so I don't like the way it looks. You're like, okay Okay, but And then of course the big thing is can you disagree with my statement that this is the gun that kills the enemies the quickest And the game is to kill enemies the quickest. Yeah, you can be like skin is in solid gold And it doesn't have a pot me on it. So I don't want to use It's actually Kind of funny because I've heard that argument before in like world of warcraft and stuff where People would deliberately not use better equipment Because they thought it was ugly Like it's I don't know. So there are people that make weird decisions. Yeah, I'm I'm sure there are As long as they were saying, oh, yeah, I know the gun's better, but I way prefer the skin I've got on this gun. You're like, okay Well, just I'm more used to using this one. Yeah, specifically. Yeah, because this happens with guns I am more familiar with this gun So even though this other gun is objectively better in terms of just the sheer damage output or whatnot Because I am so personally familiar with this weapon. I just get better results from it And and literally like you can't appeal to just I just want to feel good and I like the rainbow skin on that Gun, so I'm just I'm having fun. Absolutely. Yeah, it's good that we have a representation within firearms. Oh, yes Real quick, I just maybe you you would know maybe the is there a filter over this video. It looks pretty It's a great Yeah, I don't know why that's objective looks objectively bad. Let me just say this is supposed to be remastered Jim has remastered the video by adding a new one-minute intro that is probably recorded at the same time as doing Modern intros just added to like a quick script. So if you're going to remaster it, wouldn't you change the visuals to be updated? But no, this looks so terrible. What does remaster mean to him? Fuck all. Re-releasing. Re-release, that's it. Full price and I want to highlight I think it's supposed to be conveyed as like it's it's it's an extra boring visual filter It looks fucked like something happened in Failing miserably again, if you're gonna make fun of the whole objective review thing since where would anyone go? You can save the game if you want sometimes like well, buddy This is just not popping up in any review. Yeah. So at this point it's like, what are you even making fun of like? What is this? You just make in front of someone who shit at fucking explaining themselves or explaining what's happening He's really going with the concept of the only thing objective is a video game in a video game Are the bullet points that you can read on the box like everything else is subjective Yeah The nature of saving and how how it works and how it compares to past iterations has no relevance It's just you can save it's a binary I think even he would disagree with with his very Justifiably jaded look at the industry. Even he shouldn't be saying stuff like yeah, just trust what's on the box all right, I mean How do you? Man, well, because I feel like you start applying it this way then it's like Shit, would people not just say this to you when it comes to any criticism of like aspects of the video game industry Business practices funny you say that free because if you remember he gave the one out of ten to uh It's a new sacrifice because of like a game breaking bug A game breaking bug We mean game breaking. Yeah, what do you mean making bug? It's a game That sounds pretty subjective Are you implying that there is a state of breaking and functionality? I like that. It makes me happy to see the game breaking bug. Yeah, I love it. It's my favorite experience I love when I love when there's a paywall that prevents me from finishing the game That's just like it's so rewarding to fork over money to continue playing a game. I already bought I love it How can you tell me that that's wrong? That's the one we really push them to the limits because you're like if I load up my game and it only You can't get past the menu and it's like is this game objectively broken and they're like No Because some people like like they can't get past the menu It's like this is not some people might like when a roof collapses on their head. That doesn't mean anything It is no longer a roof It is a shite roof if it is a roof like it's a terrible hat It was a roof. It's that's right. It's just a really interesting hat made out of like Made out of roofing tiles and the blood from your brain and it's just horrible For Well, I think with uh cyberpunk we learned that people are willing to put up with quite significant games That's true because they're on your side. They're on our side guys. They're they're good guys And this shit's important man because like, you know cyberpunk if you just absolutely love the genre You love video games and you're ready and willing But you couldn't afford it and you wait in a couple weeks later You're gonna buy it but then someone comes out with a review detailing all of the errors. It's like thank you I won't be picking it up. Yeah, save my money for someone goes whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's about whether or not you like glitches or not I feel like crowed cat's a really good example. He doesn't say anything about whether or not anything's good or bad It's just presented I think I think jim and many others would say that's still not an objective review because you've chosen Uh, it's like you framed it. So it's still so so the But like this is framed what he's doing right here. He's describing the game Yeah, but I guess this is what I mean is like once we get this broad and nebulous It's like nothing means anything and it's like cool, but I'm again. I'm a human like there's only so much that my little brain can Wrap it wrap this thing around well too bad I I reviewed cyberpunk on geeks and gamers and and I liked it more than most people did But even my video ends with me saying yeah, don't buy this game though Because it's certainly not it's got a lot of problems that need to be fixed Yeah, I mean I was running it on like basically a super computer because I built this machine for editing And thus it runs games very well But I'm like even even my experience had a lot of very objective problems Like the way the police system works at the game. It's just flat out bad And I think it would be silly to be like well, but I had fun with it because I like the genre So buy it it's like well, no There's objective problems in addition to my subjective enjoyment Has cyberpunk been been fixed like to any Reason I've heard it's gone better I don't know the newest patch is supposed to fix a whole lot But I've kind of just said I'm gonna go back to it in like a year So maybe I'll give it a shot again in december and see my plan is to wait until the first big dlc releases for it Yeah, that's the song that I do and like you had hearts of stone and blood and wine for the witcher three So whenever they make their big first dlc I will go back then and I will play through it because I want it to be very good because I have not played really Really any cyberpunk kind of stuff. So it would be nice to have a game to play That's you know, like I just recommend like a revolution Yeah, oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, if you want a new one human revolution I got ghost runner divided ghost runner is really good. It's like It's a bigger cyberpunk cross between Mirror's edge and hotline miami. It's like all these sort of parkour puzzles that you go through It's it one hit and you die, but also one hit kills every enemy katana zero I was like that too. That's uh, that was a really cool game Yeah, it's pretty solid cyberpunk as well. So that's and and it's it's probably like 10 bucks in fact Yeah, that that would be and it had a really cool story as well The essence also a fun time and it's it's on game pass for both pc Yeah, I got I've got that but I gotta play with my uh with my friends Friends I feel like they're my friends Alrighty, let's see if we can get to the end. I don't know if any else of interest is gonna happen And sound the graphics are seen with your eyes and the sound is heard by your ears when you start the game The graphics and the sound will occur almost at the same time. Well, I feel like here's an easy one What if you had a game what like has epi? Well, I mean we got an example I wasn't this a thing with cyberpunk that there was like epi there was a there was a sequence of flash Yeah, the potentially could trigger epilepsy. Yeah, that was really No, that's irrelevant I guess I will push it really far. What about a game that deliberately tries to cause Epileptic seizures in people by having a certain configuration of flashlights legendary develop Let's kill some people Um, oh we have hit max capacity I was gonna say we are now at 10 exactly and we'll see how how everything goes with that. Hello thought theater. How'd you do? Good, how are you was was sitting here? I was chilling out watching some videos as you do good stuff Yes, things are going great. I'm getting married in a little over a week Very excited, so yeah, things are things are looking up We uh, we did move e-fap away from next week just for that. We didn't want to get in the way You know, I'm gonna take view as away from the experience thinking of uh having a family later uh, yeah, yep Thinking of woman and a dog maybe a maybe a baby. They're gonna curating the movie experience. You're gonna show them You're gonna show them all the style of saga when they grow up. That's right Oh, no, well like like uh four five and six as in that that saga or the 789, you know, you could throw one two and three in there right? It's all the Skywalker saga the whole thing Yes, I'll throw the Palpatine saga I'll save one two and three for when they're when they're ready when they understand what makes four five and six good And then one two three can this is like an in-cell podcast. You don't let it be on here if you've married the fuck Oh, that's right. I forgot ruin it lose your membership. I got married a month ago, too Oh, man, everyone's getting married Well I guess it's time for us to maybe tie the knot. I don't know just saying If you got the link we are checking out gym stealing making fun of the the idea of trying to be objective Oh, it's fascination. Wow itself like we're playing at a double speed right now to get through it The point he is making you could do it in 15 seconds the guy tries to do it in four minutes And it's not bad. I will admit I find it slightly more interesting than that in the in so if you were like, how do you talk about audio objectively? That sounds absurd. I'm gonna write down in my script. There is sounds You know like Why so there's a couple ways to to go about that like when you're being In objective critic typically the value comes from how the audio is in relation to the story Or like how it just further gives context to what's going on But if you just describe it as is, I mean that's objective, but I don't think it's valuable necessarily There are so many things like I say this as if you all don't know but how many things you can talk about related to audio Holy shit, like You're infinite You can't limit the amount of video game that the plays audio so loud that it deafens you If I said this opening door sound is played in almost every Mainstream movie because it is a stock sound that I play examples and I don't comment on whether or not that's a good thing That's still really useful and interesting. You'd be like, oh, shit. Yeah, that sound box up everywhere It's a neat trivia. I hate the will ham scream. I hate the will ham scream Every single time it comes up. I cringe. I I find it cute I'm like, oh, it's like a punchline now like whoever used it. It's like tongue-in-cheek pretty much also another really objectively useful uh piece is if like audio is done in a way that like actually triggers, um Uh peoples tinnitus Like oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah Well, when you push it to extremes, right? If you can't hear anything because it's so quiet or it's so loud Like I'm assuming all of you've dealt with this when you boot up a fucking game on steam and the intro cries like Ah, fuck All right, you kids Oh, it's And it's always the same for the intro as soon as it loads your profile right after it's like, yeah, it's fine now Like now I remember what I need to do I mean reminding me, but yeah the sin of a sacrifice is it's just not the same game without the audio Yeah, you know well balanced and done. It's really kind of For me, it's one of a kind in the terms of how it's done But if you just if you if you fail with the music and that game and the sound stuff You just flat out have a different game as As I said at the beginning of booting up amnesia the doctor said I think it says like please make sure there's like no noises around you And uh that you have like a setup that you can pay attention because the sound is incredibly important Yes, you got headphones put them on Yeah, hellblade is a different game if you're not wearing headphones or have a very good surround sound setup And I guess that kind of we're getting to almost like Is it not Do we really want to not Credit the the work that people are doing when they're doing a really good job at what they're you know At specific things like a lot of direction or sound design Oftentimes that's fine. It's when you do the other thing. It's when you're negative. Yeah But the thing is the second there's always whenever like at chris stuckman is like, oh this fucking movie is fantastic It's like meaning if it wasn't doing what it was doing it would have been bad Dot dot dot It's like it's like jim with the broken thing it implies a state of unbrokenness and Functionality and a difference between the two that can be measured and recognized They do it all the time. They just don't know they're doing it. They're not aware enough of their own positions I think it is the fundamental thing of like everybody agrees on some level that there is like good and bad To some degree Well, I was about to say even if all else fails This is colloquially accepted as in like when I say the audio is shit Someone's in their head immediately thinking like is it scratchy and staticky? Is it really low? Is it just in your opinion? There's something wrong with it that most yeah with a lot of everybody Well, how did everybody conclude the whole like black widow has problems? Certainly in the plot armor that then you'd be like there's still everyone subjected He's like well, so everyone is highlighting it was hard for them to stay invested if the character can't take damage I would go even further. I would say that you could make a lot of objective assessments of the plot armor Oh, yeah what what i'm suggesting is that like everybody has a Like a unified understanding of exactly what is happening there and where the issue lies rather than going You're gonna have to explain it to me because it's so subjective that I don't really understand Like what is it that's you're having trouble? It's like no, I know what you mean. Yeah, a lot of things are just colloquially understood Like wow that was like yeah, like no one you if it's raining and it's cold and it's just miserable outside Well, I kind of did it in the fucking thing right there But when you tell people yeah, the weather was miserable yesterday. Most people will just go. Yeah. Yeah It's gonna be dark gray probably an annoying kind of rain where maybe it's like windy and road Just going into your face. It's like sweetie and windy and you can't really do anything and it's the bad visibility on the roads and it's just Yeah, nobody I don't know how many people ever say it's miserable outside the sun is shining Yeah, or it's like the weather was so shitty because it was raining and then some people be like, but I like the rain It's like oh, well, well, I like the rain. I love the rain in fairness to clarify That's why I went to the example. I often like rain when I'm inside and I can yes As someone who has spent many many many many many many many nights camping outside The ones where it's raining or not rain is shit. Okay when you're camping like rain is shit It's better that it is freezing cold and dry Than it is if it is just raining in any temperature rain is Shit Fucking festivals and you're like getting fucked fucked up drunk into your tent in the night And you wake up in the morning and everything is wet and muddy around your tent is like oh this sucks dude But you've got your own little swimming pool in your tent. What's not to like? Oh, we we had a name for those in a search and rescue whenever it was raining And your tent wasn't all the way waterproof, which didn't happen much But every once in a while it happened, you know And you would have the water get into your tent and it would pool to the lowest place That was lake fletcher Dude, I had I had my Tent flood when I was in the middle of the desert in Kuwait. I'm not even kidding Man, how many days does it rain in Kuwait? It like for like two weeks out of the entire year We just happened to be there in the rainy season And you know people when you look at the desert when you when you think of the desert people think of like these big sand dunes And rolling hills kind of thing, right? No, no, no most of the desert is just like really hard packed It's like almost concrete. Yeah, it's just the water does rocky Yeah, and the water just sits on top of it So here I am in in the middle of the desert And it starts pouring rain for like days and days and days And of course the place where we had set up our camp was like in the small little valley so The entire camp in the middle of the desert was flooded my tent was Flooded up to like the three-foot mark and like everybody had to keep every morning when you would wake up You have to move your cot a couple feet to the left so that it was no longer in the water So irritating. Oh, yeah, so that's about snow robot snow. I'd much rather camp in the snow easily Yeah, snow camping is is a totally different skill in the amazon I feel bad for my parents because when I was very young every time we went camping I would say god, I just hope it rains so bad. I love the rain And it always ended up raining and we'd had to go home early so So wasn't molly you underestimate how miserable 100 degrees fahrenheit is with 100 humidity. He's like, what the fuck When did you even mention that? So first off i'm from arkansas We have 100 degree fahrenheit days where it feels like 100 degree humidity We it is lush around here and it is very it is a that's is a that's what sounds that sounds like hell I recognize it is oppressive. There are extremes for temperature thumbs up It's always interesting to me because the pov that I have living in this place Where it gets really hot and doesn't rain that much. It's like, I don't know like I like rain It's just it's it reminds me of life The life I've been to places that are super super hot, but it's also very arid as well And there's just no humidity in the air And it's a lot more bearable. It's a lot. Well, I've been to the arizona Oh, it absolutely it is If you If yeah, if if you compare the heat the same if you take 100 degrees In the arizona desert, right where there's this dry as a bone And 100 degrees in arkansas where you have a lot of humidity in the air I'll take the desert any day Yeah, especially if you're not used to the humidity in the air like when I go out wet to the desert I have to like my my nose and everything will get really really dry. I I put Um, I put Vaseline inside my nostrils so that it doesn't dry out and just kind of like hurt Man, I don't think I've ever done that in my life to Well, yeah, it's it because where if you live around here your whole life You're just not used to that lack of moisture in the air I mean, there's definitely elements of that like I remember for me distinctly it was when I went to the ucan It's like a heat wave 29 degrees. It's like ha feel like Like I'm playing on cheat, you know, like all cheats on mode when I was there It's 27 degrees in Toronto right now, but the humidity makes it unbearable to be outside for even like two minutes I mean, it's 27 degrees. It's like that's that's like that's just a Just a noble experience in hospitals. Yes. So here's the thing Vaseline petroleum We just call it Vaseline. It's like calling tissue tissues plain x's So Why people call it Kleenex to be honest with you because the branch because the brand is no popular It's like google or xero you call it piece of bandages band-aids Yeah, we yeah, we will generally call. Yeah, the little sticky bandages. We will call them band-aids It's just they're so that brand is so Common place and ubiquitous and everyone knows about it that they're just called band-aids. We call them plasters. I can't tell you why I only know the term band-aids for them. I don't know another one That's the thing. It's like if you say anything else like bandage, you're about to just encompass all kinds of things But if you say band-aid, it's it's super specific Yeah, because you can have gauze bandages and gunshot sort of gauzes and things like that Yeah, I think adhesive strip bandage is the technical term for it But even on like I'm an army medic and our ad rep so like our request for supplies Even on our official documentation. It says band-aids and they are not band-aid brands Yeah, it's just become it's just it's become so common and they're specific for kind of what they are It's just sort of taken over the language like when when you google something. No one says I'm going to bing something And you're like He ranks You know the first use of I'm gonna google x uh of old time in media was Oh, oh, oh wait. Let me think. Can you can you give me a year range? Can you help me out 2002 around that? I was about to say early I know this one What would it what was that voice? I don't Know How was that sinister that was like hey Spoiling it don't look at chat, right? Oh, okay. I wasn't looking at it, but okay. Um 2000 ish early 2000s range the first time to go. Was it a movie or a show? Am I do you think that's telling you too much or do you think that's fair? um It was let me keep thinking Let's see early You've got mail That's a fake gas, but no I think people were still using like a oh, yeah, like a oh, yeah, I think You've got mail People were using yahoo back when that movie came out. I'm sure people were still using yahoo for a while It's just it's one of the things is just the hung around for ages um Let's see um Well, I think it's a fair guess. Is it buffy? I have suspicious eyes the chat was saying but I love so I didn't want to cheat Well, no, you talk about buffy all the time So I wonder maybe that I use to be honest with you rags. I talk about a lot of things a lot of time Yeah I didn't wait someone confirm it was a tv show Oh You brought it up mama talks about buffy a lot, and he knows it really And it was kind of around that time. Well, I think it's a totally fair guess. Was I right? I think you already knew I was thinking really hard There were many seasons of buffy you've watched it a lot that seems like a fact that you would know about Do you know how many things satisfy those criteria? I have watched buffy several times totally fair Hmm Are you upset that I guess you know what you know what I've been watching a lot of jcs and rags seems quite angry Which indicates that he's telling the truth That's see that's that's one of those things you learned and like useless because they could do if they knew that that they would do it That's now now remember. I didn't know maybe maybe I am like peak jcs And you were just a little virgin jcs I've seen more of it than you have I didn't buffy googly All I was gonna I've seen more jcs stuff than you have free so I know you have you haven't seen as much of that content as I have Okay, I introduce you to the other channel. You haven't you haven't binged it yet I That I was able to guess it you should be Oh, yeah, it may it I honestly thought you were gonna guess it because of the way that you were you were asking the questions I was like, uh, he's he's probably got it already and he's just trying to make a reasonable way to get there That was my suspicion I was legitimately because I'm not that familiar with stuff in the early 2000s so it would have helped a lot if I could distinguish between shows and Like maybe that would help me as I sift in my mind through imagery of shows from that era because maybe I would have gone like I think my other guess would have been the x-files. Well, again, sorry, did someone tell you it was from a show No, why are you Because it sounds like you you confirmed it was a show What had to be either a movie or a show, so yeah, yeah, that's one or the other Yeah, that's There's a lot of movies like There's a lot of shows. Yeah, I mean I I it just seemed like reason How am I losing this here knocking out all of movies? That's a lot Why is that being ignored? Based on some punches all of movies Like so the problem well the problem as I see it is it seems like if rags guessed it right He was always gonna get his reaction No, honestly, no, um, I I wouldn't have expected it that quickly and the way that he asked the questions gave me the impression That he was just trying to connect the dots the most logical way Knowing that it would come across as weird if he simply guessed Buffy Well, I was I was trying to That's why when you ask if it was a show or not I was Well, I guess if we assumed if we're going with the idea that I knew beforehand, it wouldn't have mattered, but I I think it was a decent guess and I I mean I don't know what to say Rags as you stayed on this show many times. I can't control what I believe I can help influence it. No, no, you well you influence it. Oh, yeah, is that his truth? Yeah, that's right It's my truth This thing will never will never be able to know the the the objective truth We can only assume from yeah, you know limited information we have all in tourism strikes again Yeah, so was the answer given it was and he was correct I I was I was correct with the Buffy thing However, I will say this when you have a show that runs for how many seasons like six or seven Seven then that's a whole lot more span of time that it can be referenced instead of a single movie So well, yeah, but there's there's just a bazillion movies, right? So that's Sure, but like one guess for one guess, you know, if I guess a show that covers, you know That covers more than a movie would cover I've been looking into Because so like so if you asked what season I would have no clue. I'd guess and say like two Well, god, is it trying to do the math on what 2002? I was about to say I thought you would have been able to figure it out because you'd know you would have known Where uh, it started in 97. So 2005, I guess one with glory. I just know it was around that time I didn't know the exact years. I was just going by early 2000s and Buffy seems like a show from the early 2000s Well, this is a 90s show in in the I think the majority of Buffy was made in it. It was 97 98 99 2000 2001 2002 And three so majority no Yes, no angel season five was made in 2003 No, Buffy season seven concluded in 2003 meaning it was made in 2002 Oh, okay, right Well, it made partly in 2003 as well. Well, I haven't checked the specific dates for the crossover, but 2000 would count as this would count as the 2000 so be to that 1997 89 versus 2000 2001 2002 It's equal at that point. Well, no. So my impression was 97 98 99 2000 2001 2002 Yeah, so that's equal. No, not more one way or the other Wait, is that they couldn't they couldn't be equal because they're seven seasons. So what am I missing here? so what So there were two seasons in 97 Two seasons in 1997. Oh, I guess one of the because the first season would have been made in 96 then technically um I think it might have been because it started at the beginning of 97. Oh, there's where I was confused. Yeah, there you go There you see someone can all be sold with a little conversation. All right someone in the it was in season six seven Okay Someone in the chat just said that uh kang decided that regs would know That's true. No, they killed they killed kang kang doesn't affect us anymore That's right. We have free kang first time. Wait, wait. Are there other kangs or was that the only kang? No, there are many kangs now. There's an infinite number of them. What if the other kangs are controlling this one too? Well, that was my that was the huge problem. I took with Loki I was like, what if they just generate another one of those kangs immediately because the timeline is constantly in real time No, that's not what a segue But I thought that's what you were highlighting. Is it not? What are you saying? What if kang didn't die next week on what if? It's like in the Eternals trailer Honestly, I think they could have done the whole what if season if they just made it What if the other half of the Avengers were snapped away and that would have been really cool to see how would doctor strange And spider-man and all those people have figured out how to retrieve them without the help of jony or hulk or you know Well, it's what I was saying on friday night tights is that the the concept is really great But the way that they execute it and the ideas that they've put forward have been so mangled And just crapified. There are only two ideas so far. What if Peggy was captain america and what if tishala was star lord? No, I think it's more than that because you it's not just those two things Especially with a second episode Virtually everything is different about everybody. There's nothing to latch on to What if nebula was never tortured by thanos because that seems to be happening What if thanos didn't snap? What if yandu was a good guy like all this shit is happening all at the same time It's like wait what and they want us to think that it all came from tishala Yeah, if the tall and tishala got abducted instead of peter then It's just it's just they just say oh, yeah, basically the entire universe would have just been way better in every way I Suck his cock so hard in that episode. It's obnoxious Keep trying to find why we call them plasters and all I'm finding is people saying yes, british people call them plasters Like that's fucking useless Because we know because I heard like of plaster casts. Yeah, that was the thing for me plaster I immediately go to cast So maybe it's just one of those things where so we I would imagine that we had the style of band-aids that we have now After we had plaster casts so They just sort of Overlapped And you and the name just stuck for both of them the use of plaster for this type of bandage in britain is an Illusion to the traditional use of sticky pastes to ensure the bandage stayed in place Oh Yeah, I mean that's what a plaster cast kind of is it's how you apply it That yeah, so I guess they just kept calling them that because they had similar sort of functions and People just called them that and it stuck. It's like the conite thing Plaster is the word everybody uses that nobody says band-aid in scotland Well, it's all of britain as far as I know we all say plaster and I only today found out why On the first time I've ever heard the term I mean But the term plaster in reference to what we would call a band-aid Yeah, in norway as well neat Do you do the what and like I said before the the kleenex thing you guys what do you call them's tissues? Because it's it's kind of half and half here with that But a lot of people will say grab me a kleenex regardless of what the brand actually is Because kleenex is such a you know a popular brand Yeah, well that and it's all like when you say kleenex, you know exactly what it's for I think everyone will know what you're talking about if you say tissue also. Yeah, they're not gonna say Are you gonna wipe my floor with it? Yes, I need you to get me some tissue paper from out from a butt Exactly. Are you gonna wipe your ass the floor your nose? But when you say kleenex, it's specifically for the nose and they don't bring you something rough We say we say tissues for the nose tissue paper is for the butt um Something about tissue toilet toilet paper Yeah We use toilet paper a lot to tissue papers also. Yeah tp. I guess tp either way Sorry, I guess that's the thing is I have never in my life heard anybody describe toilet paper as tissue paper Yeah, that's a first for me too I feel like that's not new news to me. We don't do it yet But I'm pretty sure that is something I've heard of it already like possibly because I talked to rags What are you speaking the shit? We're still watching rags a lot What's that? What's that? Yo, yeah, I said speaking of shit Yeah, some tissue paper. Oh, yeah It wouldn't we wouldn't we haven't technically began the anniversary stream until we finished the gym video. That's what makes it official We've got to finish the gym video and then it's officially an anniversary stream In time letting you know that the game has started. There is also text which players can read if they can read He's accidentally You know what do you remember the conversation that I've talked about before I had with uh, I hate everything And he was like you can't you can't say objectively that anything is a bad thing And then I said, okay, let's start with an easy one and it worked straight away. I was like suicide squad Black text on a black background. So you can't fucking read it He was like, okay. Yeah, that counts. It's like, oh shit. Okay Uh, he folded like a cheap tissue paper. Well It's just funny that he's like this text you could read it if you could read It's like what if what if they're legitimate problems like what if the subtitles are tiny and you can't fucking read them And there's no options to change them. It's like that's probably worth mentioning Language that doesn't exist if it's just random symbols. What if what if the typeface is so bad that it's you know, uh, it's not legible It's in cursive writing or something Yeah That's like when a fancy person talks they get the cursive So I am Margebel Davenport If you buy final fantasy you'd like it then you'd like final fantasy 13 If you buy final fantasy 13 and you don't like it then you don't like final fantasy 13 It has things in it that some people might enjoy the people who have different ideas of what is enjoyable may not actually enjoy it In conclusion final fantasy 13 is a video game It scores numbers out of a number Buy it or don't buy it With money or the barter system if the barter system is available in your particular region Is this not even funny? I know nothing makes sense. It's not clever if your whole video If you're doing the objective review and you go through all the fucking all the things you want to talk about and decide on this review Oh, by these standards, this is absolutely terrible and not worth your money You don't say buy it if you like it or don't What what does that mean? How can I buy it if I like it? I don't know if I like it or not Yeah, that's why I'm here Tell you what helps you figure it out is knowing more about it information in accurate descriptions Yeah, if your whole video is a joke and it's not funny like That's just that's not good And he chose this out of all of the films that he has on his channel He chose this one to quote unquote one worthy of rain master Yeah, as if it's supposed to represent a point well at all it doesn't So hold on I'm kind of foggy on the remastering element of this Is he seriously remastering an old fucking youtube video? Is that what I can explain? So they were all a part of a scapist. It's a different channel He's just moving them over whenever he has a time where he doesn't make his own video for the year It's not a remaster. It's just re uploads. That's it Remaster sounds cooler so way cooler. Yeah So cringe remastering youtube videos Remastering Hey, I've considered it for a new generation the older TLJ ones I I thought about it at one point because the visuals on them was so different the way I do it now But then again from cringe I actually I kind of did with my um republic commando review because it was the first video that I made for geeks and gamers and Josiah uploaded it re uploaded it with the geeks and gamers logo But re uploaded at 30 frames a second and that always drew me up the wall He did the exact same thing with my force unleashed one. So when they announced the re-release of republic commando I talked germany into letting me just like re upload it with a new intro and have it actually be at 60 and so You changed the content of the video Well, I mean I did add a new intro and basically said hey this game is being re released on ps4 and switch next week And uh, yeah, I made a review of the pc version like a year ago or two years ago whatever it was And um, it looked like crap when they uploaded it. So here's a version that looks good I mean that's fair like that that would count as a remaster I'd assume because you want things to look better in the future Some people are saying that it's probably on purpose to make fun of remasters, but I'm just like I'm so confused I don't think remasters should be made some of like there's value and remaster in certain games Most of them come out like they've improved like a lot. There's a lot of ones where they go Oh, shit. They've actually somehow made it worse, but that's what we usually end up saying somehow. They made the remaster worse not Oh, that's part of the course Can you imagine uploading a director's cut of your youtube video? Yeah, that'll be cool an objective review That's too. That would be a fun idea though to take an old video and not not just remaster it but remake it I'm doing like I will like I'll I should do that. Just take an old video. I covered years ago And then just essentially remake a response to that just to see how different they are maybe even style and all that Calling the video a uh a remaster instead of a re-upload sounds a lot like calling your video a critique instead of a review I do that All are confirmed double cringe. Wow Could you technically argue that a review is purely subjective, but a critique is inherently objective the difference for my ones is is the tone usually in a critique I'm trying to be as straightforward as possible. I'm not I'm not doing it for like like in the rage videos and praise videos I'm trying to like generate a very specific kind of experience or whatever in the critique ones I'm trying to talk to you as if you're in the room with me about storytelling. It's like this isn't I wonder Well, like isn't that basically what I said though where kind of I mean I'm trying to be fair to all references that I use in the rage ones as well Like I'm not trying to you know, fuck around or anything. I'm trying to make sure I get it, right I think I critique this to be based on subjectivity. So I don't know if that's always true That's good. Yeah, those words can refer to a lot of things that imagine right I think they might just be bad because as well because when people think of review They think of like the IGN five minutes don't say a lot Or like the newspaper column one where they just say a bunch of vague things about a film without really going into much detail at all There's a little something for everyone. A lot of IGN videos aren't too far off from Jim's video Also, dude, right what? Little something for everyone. Oh ah well, it's like going on Rant Tomatoes and reading the reviews that are like one sentence. That's just adjectives that could basically be applied to any movie It's like that Those are like the summaries, but yeah, like the they're definitely it is There is that issue of like the newspaper one where it's so short that it doesn't tell me anything And it's like what are we what are we doing here? Like you haven't I don't know feels like we haven't gotten anywhere at all I'm no closer to understanding this film than I was when I saw the trailer By the way, he's uh, this this stupid boring bit is done. You can return it to normal speed to see how he Wrapped this all up in a nice little bow. I'm excited now. This is gonna be really interesting Without republican well, wasn't that fun? What what the implication that republicans want reviews like that? I suppose Why would you that's that's that doesn't look good for your side? It's like lol republicans always looking for the information you're like what Why'd you give it to them policy dictated on emotions? What was that? It was luminal subluminal and superluminal from the simpsons That was superluminal Shout out republican and someone I came in late so I didn't see what this man looks like before but this is like alternate universe For not having an all original gym position up on a monday, you know me I always like to have fresh content here as and when as possible But this week has just been a thing We've got more content coming we've got internet content on but imagine you've completed Your the thing at like four and a half minutes. You're like there's more on the way Do not worry it to me. I'm like you haven't done the intro yet This looks like he didn't color grade the footage That's very washed out. Yeah From the webcam he shouted on Why boys when we advertise that probably not but if you do we've got that coming and We're still working on another season of commentocracy. Some of you will remember that so that's good We do have stuff coming do excuse. All right. Well, there's no point in finishing this thing. I guess Yeah, this is no completely pointless this entire video could be summed up in 15 seconds. We did it Just it's something like uh music in the background intentional. I think yeah, that's usually the music in the background Yeah Just like a sort of semi meta thing here. This is the problem with having a rigid schedule as a youtuber is that You have to have a video up on monday. So you put out a piece of shit like this Right You have to do it. So you're gonna well, we got to do something What are we gonna do better grab this old video that sucks? And we're gonna throw, you know a minute on the front end and a minute on the Back end and turn it into a five minute video and and just shoot it out there into the world, you know Boy Just just no You don't even think the minute on the back end. I don't think it's new I think he's talking about all the stuff that they'll have coming up on the escapist because he now wears like a long wig Yeah, that's no This was from a while ago in fairness. So yeah, but um, yeah, it's it's not remotely insightful Like but you could be you could make your position very clear and interesting on this but Like you did that so nice, I guess Hmm. Um, this was probably easier to do though Yeah, um, I just find that the discourse on the whole like being objective is impossible versus it's not even jim broke a sweat making this video Shocking I find the videos like this just make the discourse way worse because everyone's just like yeah Objectivity stupid trying to figure things out based on standards that relate to bubble is stoop. It's all stupid. You're like, okay I don't have standards. Get the shit out of here. Yeah, I'm better than you I don't have stint. What? So the full hog Pog on the bottom. Yeah, the bottom left of his It's a literal Pog. It's a milk Pog. Yeah. Yeah, Pog's back in the 90s. Yeah That's that's another thing. He does Boglins and Pogs Poglins and we're not and we're not talking about the mangled English language We're talking about the actual product Pogs Pogheim. It's not a poggers, man You prefer to be called poggers Pogger in Pog I suppose I can almost guarantee that this man is the leader of his local satanic temple chapter Look at those gloves So who knows how many videos we will cover across the the full 24 hours But what I'm going to try and do is sneak the meme videos in between them as a different style We'll see how it goes But the first ones we'll probably try and watch in this stream at least is the the ones that people would have seen in the Intro there'd be a couple people here now who wouldn't have seen them and the people who made them can see what We have to say about them. I guess I'm gonna I'm gonna play the I guess play them in order The first one was called EFAP the long and hard of it part two So by stout stag Hey, you on your way to where to where? This is the previous episode which Yep, yeah, just in case it was confused this is being seen in the from the spider oracle. Yes, that's right. There's a story to They are a planet Mars. They are a planet mark. Chill the fuck out total See you later. Holy fuck Very impassioned yellow Oh That's plot armor if you survive What's that in your ribs? Is that luke's I saw some people say it was probably buffy. I was like, I'm not sure Be that's my summon you said big idiot's whole pointing at a cosmic chicken in the background Oh What a cute little growly you got there regs. Yeah, thanks. I only What the fuck is this I really actually don't have a definitive answer. I don't know. I just know that um You know the force. I didn't even know that I I'm kind of dumbstruck. Wait Are you on the idiot's trail? Yeah, you're in Greece. Yeah I'm on a pilgrimage. How wonderful you're in Greece. Yeah. Yeah, what the hell what what's the problem? What What what what? Oh my god Wait, don't flush it yet Hear me. Yes. Oh go back to Cairo Huh? That I don't think was me Fair enough. Um, I uh Like I said, we have e-fap in an hour at most we're we're doing We're doing e-fap today Yeah Fuck oh, uh, you guys I can't stop here. I have to keep going That's cool. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I don't know. Is there a way to I don't know man I guess he's killing all sentient life and easy solution. No Well, let's see The story and the legend of the cosmic chicken is always moving. So like I'm I'm always here for you mauler whenever you need me through thicker thin day or night winter summer spring fall Autumn everything in between and even seasons that aren't on that list but exist Well, thank you very much. Um, I will go to the place excellent All right. Yeah. Um, I mean, all right. See you later to the loo. Yeah, man All right, there's gonna be a way that I can use my jetpack of love to get down Like I don't I mean, it's the force. I don't know. I can pro I can probably just I could probably fly Hey There we go fate has a way of stuff happening. I just have to get perfect timing. All right. Here we go I didn't know you had a mauler mobile Jesus christ matt man What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit Humans are shit. Wow. Okay It is pretty uh It's pretty bad. Not gonna lie. It is pretty pretty awful But let's stop for one second here And think about it. I've got provisions I've got um, a little little cheese stringy cheese thing I'll keep that in my pocket for later. Also, um, what if maybe Um, I know who this is Oh, who are you sony? I'm the sheriff Hello, I'm rags. People call me The dawn yeah, I know all about the greatness that is the dawn kind of like a smile Kind of intense. Oh, I'm I'm I'm I just don't even Yes, I will have dinner with you. Oh, yeah, that is absolutely. Yeah, let's make it happen. Now we're talking So let's um, I need actually to head out. Uh, if I have a podcast It's pretty it's a pretty great, but uh, I'll I'll be gone for a while. So I got something before Absolutely Well, uh, I guess we'll catch you next time and around and in between and all that stuff So, uh, yeah, how about a smile for me, huh? You know what? There it is There you go Twelve angry women Time of the month. Oh, no, I like how the the signs are also in greek. He remembered I was in greek so the signs have greek on them Weekend warrior on the wall. Oh, no, I remember the drawing Monster He looks just as disgusting as he does in real life. It's uncanny And his appearance is always so unsettling. Yeah, it's like an actual photograph Drilling My god, what a cliffhanger. Yeah. Oh my goodness. I have to know what happens next People you've killed may be criminals And I can't accept that Tell that to side snap neck What's up, pal there Let me sit down I have a dream You're fucking me, man Oh, excellent. Fuck you, he-man Excellent I love how our capture is the likeness of everybody seen on screen So, I know we're not I know that we're not supposed to pick our favorite children, but um This is really And I I absolutely adore these Uh, it the voices go so well the art and the little animations and everything it really is like you you just buy that It's an actual like a show with episodes and you're looking to see what happens next Yeah, it's so good. It like transcends being a meme for just a moment there at the beginning I was like did Mahler and regs record this because yeah I couldn't tell if this was like something that you guys had scripted or if it was just ripped from from efaps Yeah, I mean eventually I could figure it out. I think you can figure it out eventually But like it is hard as fuck to get to the point where you're making us wonder Yeah Ah, it's super good Yeah, it's from stout stag. It's called efap the long and hard of it. This is the second part We covered the first part. I don't know when but um, yeah, I really love this little ongoing stories making and Really neat all the production elements in it Great sound design not just the ambience, but when Mahler's coming down on the parachute that pans from left to right A lot of a lot of attention to detail. I like that I figure it probably makes sense actually to just play the three Intros at this point instead of like breaking them up just because these are the intro videos It makes the most sense to me this one Is uh, actually like a we had if you remember the efap 100 intro is amazing from A guy array. I think that's how that's said Um, this one's called 150 episodes of efap, but we tried pretending. It's what we wanted Great little reference. That's a great line They're critiques are poor That's all wet bread Hey Hello Hey, it's me. Wow the ego on this person. Yeah, I know, right? Very good. Quite the beat I am curious if that is a holy custom music because it was a bop. I think it is. Um I'm pretty sure it is there were uh, there were credits later on and there were like three people including one was a composer Super super bop. Well, that's the other so music info track clocks bones NCS release provided by no copyright sound. So it's I got you. It's the next one. Yeah, because in the intro they played one after the other. So that's probably why I was thinking Yeah, yeah, um, but just another fucking fan. It's such a like a hype generator those intros They're legit impressive. Mm-hmm. Got me tapping my toe as well. Yeah, man. Um And then we have uh the third one And uh, the third one is that is that the name is just Well, it's cold Also, um, I imagine for the people who've made these videos are probably disappointed to see that watch together Is not playing them in the highest of quality and unfortunately I can't do anything about that. It just doesn't it refuses sometimes Um, what a piece of shit. Yeah, we hate watch together. Also. Thanks. Watch together for supplying We can't do this without you. Please don't be me. Please don't die Please don't bully. Yeah, so this is called a hundred EFAT 150 anniversary. It's from uh mad end the owl and then there were Uh, the I believe animation was done by reigel and the music was provided by rainbow soap and rainbow soaps made a shit ton of uh EFAT boppers Absolutely It's an epic rap name Oh, hey Is that the disney castle in the background? Oh Yeah, maybe It looks like the Van Helsing castle Laura's coat looks amazing Dude, I reckon all four of them. I love bell's little slippers Yeah It all looks so good. I meant the the wind effect. I think it looks really great Yeah, Fringy's got his legs moving back and forth I feel so cozy. Yeah Yeah, I adore that one It's really good. It's hard not to adore that one. This is a funny thing. The tone for all three of them is very different Yeah That one is like legitimately emotional though. That's this beautiful It's like a final fantasy intro. I need to pay them to make like a an animated icon Yeah That would be if I could get something like that for us that match And because when you talk your your gift will play when you're when it's picking up sound That would be really cool to see to make one with your mouth moving Oh, that's true. You could do that my I'm not even expanding my My my little gray cells as much as I need to Oh, man If we were to assess this subjectively there are people standing on a rock And there's oh, yeah, there are people and by people. I mean The face Like how did I get up here? Fuck Yeah, we roll it back to that actually Hi, could you help me down? That's great Yeah, it's a really really evocative image ever It's just again cozy is probably the best way for it away even though they're at the top of like this this really Narrow thing it's like Point I can just pay them in exposure. That's true. That's true Yeah, there you go easy I need that I can't pay with them with money. I need that It's just it just has a really nice pool with a separate hot tub section Muller and Fringy's coats have like bends in the sleeves and then metals is just It's a fun contrast. Yeah, you look like you you look like a character on Sesame Street I like this idea of as well taking his nose away because he doesn't typically obviously have one in the icon the beer just between the eyes like I really like the uh, the angular kind of art style that Scott here Just uh, it's it's just a really it's it's it's really great. It's just really great. It's sharp You've done such a great job They've done such a great job. Really good It's also kind of cute the metal seems like he's the only one who's aware of the camera Yes He puts the meta in metal. Yes Yeah Beautiful It's so much in the background. There's like a there's like a cloudy cosmic chicken to the right. Yeah. Oh, yeah There's a lot of details on that moon there like a lot of a lot of neat little references That's the Isle of Man legs. Yeah um, so the The moon or the the moon is it's got like little fans and stuff for computers. It's got the Lucasfilm logo there on it Yep, I have to you see I have to open it up individually in the zoom in I think the implication is that they're ready for the fight against the big corporate overlord machine against what Star Wars has become Um, we're finally I've got someone to bring in now. So I'm gonna have to get rid of someone How terrifying Um, I suppose it makes sense to go by whoever was here first will leave but before asking that Is there anyone who almost needs to go anyway? Like that would be the More preferable if there are no takers Which I'm willing to get going just because I'm happy to be on here to begin with so I do not mind stepping aside to let someone else on Um, well very well 24 hours to sticker Yeah, totally take you back anyway later Have possibly I am a cyborg with nowhere to go Oh no, um, well, you know, thank you for um for joining us for the what was that the two hours ish Um, you'll be here for another 20 probably three because of the way the brakes work So, um, perhaps we'll see you again. Who knows? Sounds good. Thank you very much. And yeah, I guess if anyone doesn't know who I am and I was wondering I saw a couple people being like, hey, who's a terminator tim pool and I'm like, uh Oh my goodness. Um, uh mark the cyborg actually a cyborg though, but I do have two human eyes It's just my right leg is robotic But uh, I make youtube videos I have a channel and actually I have a video ready to go For after e-fap, so I'm going to be paying attention to when you guys go offline And then I put up my review of days gone and the last of us part two Days gone is good. The last of us part two is not It's interesting because I still haven't gotten around a days gone But I was told like after like a 10 hour mark it gets like super great So I I was really surprised by how much I liked it and I guess the main point of my thesis is that it It's a video game and like last of us kind of isn't and um, yeah I talk about that for 40 minutes and yeah, it's on steam now. It was a playstation exclusive But uh, they ported it to steam. I think about two months ago now. It's been a little while I've been working on the script for some time, but yeah, it's a 40 minute video I'm pretty proud of it and oh, well, I do do still work with geeks and gamers. I'm starting to put my Oh, yeah, I I also do work for geeks and gamers But um, I'm trying to kind of get my own channel going a little bit more And this is going to be the first big like review that that I'm doing for it So yeah, if anyone wants to check it out youtube.com slash mark the cyborg and um, yeah, happy happy 150 everybody And uh rags them all or your new videos are both awesome, too. Thank you very much Um, yeah, it's all right. Good to have you and we'll see you around sir Hey, take it easy everybody. Yeah, we'll see you later man. Have a good one Mm-hmm I uh see just messaged me and said I should point out that the moon isn't literally the corporate sphere Hey See Terminator Tim pool I can't stop seeing it now, right? Like it's clearly that Mr. Ads from heal vs. Babyface. Loser. How do you do? Wow? We haven't seen you in ages. No, I know it's it's been so long Who is this? I don't remember help. Hey, you should be more excited. That's your wrestling friend right there You could talk. Yeah, things rest right. Yeah, didn't wrestling things happen yesterday of interest Oh Big things I even did a video for sports wars yesterday after I finished Friday night tights I was up till seven o'clock in the morning. Oh my god I was I was I was sober after that happened. Oh man. Look at that chat chat. You are making me you are making me smile I know Hey Well, you know what? You're just in time because you're possibly the only person here as familiarity with the person we're about to cover Grace Randolph. That's it So for those who don't know the suicide squad came out and a lot of people had a lot of opinions And apparently I like it. She had one that was quite Disagreeable. I've not even seen the video. I didn't actually check this one. I've just seen that people have pissed at it I was like, huh, what does she do? What does she say? Oh, um, did you are you trying to get us cancelled again moller? It is this is a female We are covering a female. So I am you know, gotta be careful everyone I females those people But the thing is I can't really introduce her as a creator. So she's like like as what what's what's the what? What does she do? What is her thing? Do you know? I I would call her a pop culture Commentator. All right, I would call her a retard. Oh People already find out the chat I'm German already. I don't have many points left I do think he ended up on that big mountain nearly falling off, you know, this is punishment It's funny It's not as a way this is like a cry for help. Yeah, she she reviews stuff and things and she reviewed this and and from what I gather It's mostly liked the suicide squad. So she must have pissed them off in the opposite of that Um, which means she must have something Go ahead. Is she objective or subjective? Guess we'll find out very very important. Yeah We shall discover exactly what she has this because this is the thing that's going to be a great little adventure I don't know what's going to happen Nobody on the face of the earth tried harder to like this movie. I think we should probably comment on these this format It's a oh, I need the link. Where's the uh, oh, sorry. Yeah, uh, if you scroll up, you'll find it But I can try and get it for you again Turn that down that kind of flew in my face there. Jesus There you go new you kid Thank you So I'm coming into the womb. She's got the the square that's not quite in the top, right? It's Snapped to the to the right side, but not the top then the poster and then I had to grab a beverage. So this looks like one of those websites from 1990 Like a geosities Yeah, yeah, they got that they got that menu on the left. What's pretty blonde person looks like Harley Quinn. Come on It looks like one of my thumbnails, you know The first suicide squad when she was still a doctor or whatever She had kind of big glasses and the hair was down So she looks a little like Harley Quinn. Maybe she will role play her in this video I think that might be what's going on By the way, if you haven't noticed already the format is she's sort of giving you her topics on the on the left There you go. Let's not fight for media mainstream audiences social media. She's got Didn't care for peacemaker kingshark Oh, it's all right down Let's just ignore whatever this says. So we have clearly separated spaces, but they're not separated really Like we have like this black bar, but it goes like to the over to the right to the middle one audiences Goes out of it. Then on the bottom. It was in all caps on the bottom Yes On the bottom right the chapter starts in the picture of the suicide squad. Like if you have like Clearly there's a lot of stuff in this dosage over these borders It's very haphazard from a design from a design standpoint. It's it's really bizarre and something that's bugging me um You know how like when you try to do listen stuff You all right. All right. What's what's what's the observation? No, no, you said something was bothering you about this and I was It I thought I didn't have any a drink in my mouth or else I would have Oh, I would be wiping stuff off You guys can relate but like whenever I'm writing something down in word and it's like listed like this I like to use dot points for like the first one and then I do indents with like the the dash for the next one To make yeah to make it clear that it's like oh this is like under this umbrella All that we have here are indents and it's frustrating me Ashes a lot. I like me some dashes dashes are my friend Did you guys notice that she's put drop shadow on it, but it's mainly over black so it's She has a graphic design man Out of your way to do that that's not that's difficult like she applied the only useful part of the drop shadow is ass and question mark It's like, okay. Awesome. I'm just I guess I'm not understanding these colors We've got text in white text in light blue and then text in red next to a poster that's mostly light blue All of the text shadow too All of yeah Oh every single. Yeah, exactly every single one Yeah I don't I really this is a bizarre image It just seems a little haphazard to me. She she shoved stuff on screen and tried to make it worse It's like, why don't you get like an actual she's been doing this for ages, right? We just got a template just get a template that you can reuse for uh for different videos If this is like the format of the reviews then yeah template. I don't see why not This is the kind of image that you can just like here Yeah It's a very noisy image I know if she has those the those subscribe now templates that you can download and throw in Everybody gets those popping up everywhere now Or everywhere they're just it's the worst when youtubers grab them without putting them improperly And so they're extremely fucking loud and so they're like Then you would ding press the fuck. Yeah. Oh, they don't balance the ding sound. Nobody does that and it's terrible Yep, I'm so glad you're taking a piss out of this because I was looking at maybe putting one in my video the other day They're not all made the same. Yeah, they're on a spectrum of obnoxiousness and fitting You know in in what style they appear and whether it fits in with anything else And then there's the audio element some of them have the old school mouse clicky noise Some have the ding some have the Ding Yeah rags you got you went so different that discord thought you weren't human Yeah to explain what happened right getting thrown into the sink to explain what happened To explain what happened for people who have no idea what's happened So discord blocks out like a Asbestic hand background sounds and so rags did such a strange voice that it blocked out pieces of what he said So we just sounded like a monster Oh my goodness more of a monster than usual. Oh, wow. So if someone could clip that for me They could do that on youtube now post it discord or something because I would like to hear that Well rags if you pull up the stream just a left arrow like 10 times you probably have it Um, I love how the paused image here just like implies she's subscribed to herself You know I'm subscribed are you in a way we're all subscribed to ourselves That's right. No, I'm really okay with the graphics except for when they're just so blatantly Bought or downloaded Just out of coherence with the rest of the video right it doesn't fit the style at all like come on now really Hey, look, you need the poster taking up 60 of the frame just in case you forget. We're fucking So I listened to the noise not at all what I would have imagined it sound like That is bizarre Yeah, but yeah, this this image is just it's just a failure of design It's some Listing to anything million I imagine most people listen to these That's probably higher one of the people that made the meme videos and maybe they can get something better for How do you have a million subs and this is acceptable? I would be embarrassed They all look like this I think that this channel probably falls into the same category as chris stuckman I think in terms of like the appeal you've been doing it for ages. Yeah They are a level woman talking about movies like what's the appeal You can check and see when they first made their account on the channel I think it's the it's like the you've done it for a long time and you do the thing where you like talk about movies But in five to ten minutes in very easily digestible just the broad summary You don't say a lot kind of like again like the ign thing You just all right You talk about movies and people subscribe and then they'll always get something on like every single movie that comes out and it's never particularly like in depth And I'm not sure that you would be anybody's favorites But like there's a utility I guess If you are someone's favorite that says more about them if anything else Oh, thank you for trying to say that no one's passionate about this because It's it's wide appeal. But yeah, she nobody's she's nobody's favorite. Yeah The only way this could get lower quality is if it was autoplayed during hassan stream while he's eating lunch I knew this video is missing something Empty chair because he's gone off to make his nuggies Grace Randall's just playing in the background We talked about um a moment ago how she must have you know, how did she get 932 000 subscribers? Well She joined november 3rd 2008 Oh boy. Yeah, I think that is it. You've just explained it get get in early Well, that's helpful advice now build a time machine and go back to tell the time machine Get in early make lazy content, but for a long time But consistently lazy for a long time I've actually watched some uh videos about um like game of thrones specifically the books and some other fantasy stuff And the videos themselves are meant to be more kind of like a podcast And they do have this kind of text and it's very low quality it's like someone who's just kind of slapped the stuff on the screen because To to have something other than just like you know a black background And there are more videos that you would kind of like listen to like uh as you would a podcast But with this like she obviously like she has her webcam. So she wants people To see this garbage And I don't know why She's also one of those youtubers who like doesn't have a dedicated microphone, right? They they just take the audio from whatever their laptop speakers. That is not okay. I'm sorry That's not okay. How big your channel is it's not okay all the time I tell people if you're gonna splurge on something Have it be a microphone Come on Sure this week last week. So, you know, come on guys Come on up your game I mean you can get a you can get a rock solid microphone for like 60 to 80 bucks. I mean There's no excuse Yeah, I think that's why it hurt my ears the very second the video started up because it must be that laptop speaker It was just oh How can you there's that's There's something about her cadence when she speaks that just makes me so we'll get to that So I was gonna say I feel like just by looking at her. I know exactly how she sounds It's like, you know those videos of the the ai's people make that sound like humans I'm convinced she's one of them. She's the closest to a real human. Yeah Well, google has her down as a an american film critic. Ah That's not google And I just I just did a little check to see you know, how healthy the channel is comparative I I compared her to my channel because i'm an ego test Uh, and I have 280 000 subscribers. She has 932 She has got 6 000 more subscribers this year than I have Okay, but when did you start youtube? 2012 as a gaming channel I bet you get more views per video than she does on it. Probably. Yeah, I would imagine Yeah, maybe there's an interesting like sub count to view count ratio going on there Yeah, I actually um, I had a Conversation with uh, someone who was starting up a youtube channel and whatnot and I was Telling them like people get hung up on the subscriber number way too much because you got channels I like oh, what was it? Um uh It's the hbo's channel. I think or something they have like millions and millions of uh subscribers And some of their videos are getting like 2000 views, which is just bizarre Yeah, and uh, what what's uh, what's the number one subscribe? What was that like t-series? Yeah Do we even really need to it's like come on Yeah, I agree about the analytics and these subscribers with this content I'm just gonna stick a png of the cover of the film and talk about it on a black screen in the future Is another weird thing. I just looked at her videos and just went from sort by oldest first Like 12 years ago first video she had like green screen was standing in front of it things in the background Oh Well, now she's made it she was better before wow Now she just pushes out a bunch of you know, just a bunch of stuff Yeah, I'm just I'm scrolling for the new old ones, but they're all in this format YouTube regression Why didn't you take that? But you have famous you get lazy It's weird when you look at moller and myself and all kinds of other people You see how it it changes a lot over time there's this big increase in The work and effort that goes into like the visuals and the audio and everything and with some people It's the opposite because once they get to that point where they're just where they can just coast She's outside. She's outside interviewing people as well. It's genuinely way better Look at her first video like a lot of work. Look at the editing in it. It's there's images that are relevant to the things she's saying Yeah, I just picked through it. It's like moving in and out. It's like what's happening But yeah, it's it's but now that I'm big enough I don't have to worry about that anymore. I just I don't know success I don't worry. Was she was she part of an msn? And they were kind of fighting in the forum. Maybe. Yeah, that could be maybe I didn't even think about that maybe Um I mean she could have just realized that she doesn't have to do it right mystery. We haven't even started the video the mystery is just This is all I was going to say. So I'm afraid we have to we've got someone coming in So someone's gonna have to leave and according to the the way that At the entry. Well, so already. Wow, that was quick. Thanks guys That would be funny if you just came in like 100 times But for just a couple minutes every time We'll see you in two hours for another couple. Okay, so um, I'll see you in 10 minutes for another two minutes Assuming everybody would like to stay it's gonna have to be between m and blame All right, I'll see you all later. Oh I have to stay for 24 hours. I went shopping to get snacks and all kinds of stuff before this I got you're in for the long haul Stuff This is I had you both the same time. So now I can't be objective about it Oh, no Well, luckily because I got beer now I have beer bottle caps that I can use and I will flip it to decide who goes and who stays We will let blue moon decide very well. All right um, if the blue moon lands upwards then um M has to go if the blue moon lands downwards Then blame goes and then they can come back later because we'll be here for whole fucking day I'm gonna flip it. We're gonna see what happens blue moon is up Which one was that I forgot what you said Oh, I gotta go. All right Like I said, we'll uh, we'll grab you. Don't worry. You'll get back Grimes this is like my 25th time being here I'm worried about it. I'll be back and you'll be back for 26 in a few hours. Anyway, so, right? Okay, guys. Have fun. Thanks for joining us. Bye. Bye. Bye. See you later, man Nice one. All right Man, what a ride What a what a journey that was we haven't even started the video Oh my goodness. Hey, I hope Jay doesn't have any commentary for the the full amount of the videos We've got to get into this at some point. Yeah Hey, what do you think about this image? It doesn't make your ears bleed and it's not even have sound I I feel like I can hear it. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah The nose smells like a white carpet. There's your watch together It's more low quality static for me Um old guy, so the audience kind of peek immediately It sounds like um everywhere at the end of time, but the parts you skip What? That's fine. Don't worry about it carrying on Um, I'm going to go back to zero and we are going to listen to what is one of the most unpopular reviews of the suicide squad right now Let's find out why no boy. Nobody on the face of the earth tried harder to like this Just like what I thought I'm not shocked at all. We got one second further than before. Yeah Hey, this says six seconds. We did it You know, we talked about audio quality I think she needs to like get some sound boarding on her walls or something because it Like she's in an office. It looks like she's in an office. I was going to say is this where she lives or she like on the move Because she sees these things that are produced No, I think this is uh, this is a typical position that she stays in so I think this is either a home or Or her office. Yeah, so That's it. It looks cold. I I would hate it I think it'd be cool to live up somewhere like that Yeah, I think the view of the city would be pretty cool. Yeah I think it would be awesome The first principle of cinematography is that your eyes are drawn to the brightest part of the scene And I I just don't trust anyone as a film critic who lights like this where it's like Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna make the background way blown out And just have dark eye bags all over my face. It's disgusting I mean, it seems to me that I feel like if you have a background like that, you should use it Yeah, well, there's there's lots of ways to expose your camera, right? Yeah That and you need you need a light on your face with that poster too. Yeah It's pretty distracting to have such a bright spot on the poster. It's like And and it's the center, you know, I don't know this we we keep going over this part We should listen to what she says that's probably gonna be the Why you would have a background A 1920 1080 image that goes across the whole thing if you're gonna if you're gonna insist on having it be a still image Oh, it doesn't matter. Probably with Watch this shit. I never know I never know who's met who and stuff So, um, I guess if if blame and add if you guys haven't met each other before you're sitting right next to each other in the call So there you go, you'll know I haven't met anybody really That's sad That's pretty lonely. Yeah, that's really depressing Bringing down the We're kind of vibing over here until you said that Wow fucking asshole. Well, I always I always seem to get the far left. I always You're you start with a you start with a Yeah, you're on the far left thought theaters the far right We like to have j in the center They're both the same. Let's be on my I don't want to uh far right I don't want to sidetrack the conversation too much Uh, you know some I always get asked like why why did I name my channel blame the controller? I wanted to know why did you name your channel heel versus baby face? because uh, I I'm a bit of a wrestling fan and uh, it's a wrestling terminology a heel is bad Yeah, okay, and a baby face is a good guy So I I was always going to be talking about stuff that I liked and I didn't like so I thought it had that sort of synergy there and you know as you know the the internet is such a I thought you just needed children Yeah, just kick him in the face Going around kicking kids in the face Okay, yeah, we'll go with that with your heel forget what I just said we'll go with that one. We'll go with that one instead You stomp on them Yeah, yeah, just stomp on them. Yeah Short before you'll never take me alive. They're really there are short though babies. Yeah, it's just not a word that people normally use Yeah, yeah We went back and restarted the video and then played it again and only made six seconds through this time One second of progress you wait for it The ui is just so atrocious. It's hard. Here we go. Here we go. We're doing it All right I noticed that you had your thumbnails used to be the white board and you'd make the things what what got you to change I just thought it'd run its course I just thought it'd run its course and it was time to do something a little different Did you keep that? Do you still have it? Yeah, it's I actually found it the other day. Yeah, I found it. It's back I could I could bring it back, you know, do at least one more for rags. Okay Well, no, I mean, it's not like it's not a huge you don't have to do that on my account I was I was just curious why because that's how I they always had a very distinctive look to them the Thumbnail and the writing and no one else I'd ever saw had done that so Yeah They were my anti thumbnails because I used to see people with like That's been hours on thumbnails and they're big, you know some to be good and some of them be just be messy And I just thought I don't I just want to create. Yeah, I just want to create the anti thumbnail So I just a whiteboard and some pens and then I thought yeah, I could just write Yeah, I mean just fucking write captain marvel takes a shit on correct. Yeah, and then wipe it off I liked it. I thought it was very unique. Yeah, I liked it Are you are you trying to hustle me into bringing them back? You know, like you could do whatever you want, honey I was I was legitimately just curious why why you swapped. I mean, who knows? Maybe it'll make a comeback. Maybe it'll be a I don't know It's uh, maybe maybe nothing more minimalist I think you should just have like a black thumbnail with a single word on it letters are a letter video a letter. Yeah Video 21 Oh, yeah, 2001 this is a video Your video your video video titles are just video and then number Just video and then date or something like that, you know Yeah, whatever the computer well rate for the screenshot with the date and everything on it dot jpg, you know Dude, it'd be really cool if there was a youtuber from like 2005 or six or whatever who had been naming them video One two three for they just never stopped because I don't want to anymore I think I think lock making lawyer. Yeah. Yeah, he he has He has titles proper, but he'll also have in the in the title the number that it is Oh, he does that in uh roman numerals. He he numbers all of his Really? There's a couple on the title though Oh, there's a couple of gaming channels that uh, that I follow that do that too That have the um, they like up, you know video number 800 or whatever Also, like we used to have to do that when I did like let's play videos. I would have you know video Minecraft episode 328 whatever whatever Yeah And what it's what it's all one continuous series. It's more it's more important to have well It's it's certainly more relevant to have the numbers in the title Right, but when it's literally just a youtube reploading their next video. I like the idea of them putting just you know video 600 That's the um the end of ahoy's recent video about flamethrower You're making me gazed longingly at the uh, this is 2020 first video Yeah Wow He's so he's uh to make that make sense to you he used to do um breakdowns of individual guns in cod So They'll be really quickly done like you just oh, okay. I got you. I got you. Oh, but they got you know 2000 is like well I think that's a lot of video. I think he was obsessed with like this is the thing That's why he's doing what he's doing. He knows his shit about like all guns in all video games But normally people use robin numerals to count to like 12 Your face So I don't think it's the year because he does it for it changes every video um It's just a coincidence. It happens to be the 2000 and 21st video. I think our lord 2021 unless I've been tricked in this whole time He's been doing it literally just the roman numerals for the year, but that I don't know. I just doesn't seem as um Because if you're getting in because here's the thing about roman numerals They are not when you start to get into particular big numbers They can be long as fuck Well, he was be over here in the uk when they have a show when the show finishes in the end credits The the date of the show is always in roman numerals Um, so wait in finnish. So people are saying he's only got 286 videos. I'm pretty sure he has more than one channel But I'm not um now if everyone's saying it is the year that it probably is It's quite a coincidence True because it would be it would probably get to a point I think a lot of people would say oh, here's a cool idea I'll use roman numerals to do videos and then they start like actually following through on that And they realize that roman numerals are kind of shit And so they're like no, I'm I'm actually gonna stop because this is getting crazy And I feel like I'm doing math, but I'm just writing a number down What's his other channel? I'm pretty sure it's like a hoi 2 or something. Uh, I'd have to check But um, I think us movies have dates in roman numerals. Is that yeah, I'm pretty sure all films like right at the end they have Yeah The format just gets in the way at this point. I mean when it gets long you're dealing with huge strings of letters like xvii I don't know what the fuck that is. I'm not even gonna Like sit there and break it down. I assumed it was a part of it though, right? It's kind of like you can find out exactly what that is if you're not familiar And it's a funnel like I don't think it's supposed to be informative. I guess that's the thing Yeah, it's more of a style I'm not sure if maths is supposed to well maths can be an adventure in a certain sense Yeah You know, especially if you're using roman numerals That feels like a kid's show that probably exists like just adventures with numbers It's like one two and three going on a spaceship Playing around learn and they go to the planet of division and multiplication And just learn new things every episode. That feels like a fun show So people like please play the grace video You have to be Do you know who I am? So this video is so just pure emptiness that it's more entertaining to speculate on roman numerals. Yay To fear it to come up with hypothetical children's shows based on anthropomorphizing Uh, is j you in as well. I'm assuming you are on the green. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Before we move on can I just say I don't I just I just don't understand why everyone's mad at his son 300 million dollars isn't that much money to spend on chicken nuggets What you guys want to starve or something what's wrong with you always supposed to do die die Yeah, it feels like it should be a feature in this house, you know, you walk in and instead of a waterfall It's a chicken nugget full Or it's just oh, yeah where it's ketchup like a massive fondue thing Oh, I mean just like I just mean chicken nuggets. It's like a massive chicken nuggets falling down Eating from that and he doesn't like grab chicken nuggets. He just puts his face to the wall Um My nuggets Nuggy full I never have to worry about dying again. I watch this God's face against the wall to just consuming And he gives he gives the the nugget full legs so that it can come into a stream So he won't know he likes to go stretch his legs But it could work other way either he gives it legs or he Brings a new pair of legs so he doesn't even have to walk in his own legs What if I like to be technically his mom is like, can I just grab him from the nuggy fault? He's like no make do it The ones I don't eat will go into the nuggy fall I like I like what adin said in the chat where he's like the willy wonka, but of chicken nuggets Everything is chicken nuggets Did you make anything else? And he's like no chickeny do His mom's so I gotta catch up back in for you. I got a golden Got a golden nugget. Yeah Old nugget you bite into it and you just your teeth break off. Yeah I get to go to his son's house Lucky children Features would be if he had a nuggy like willy wonka So I guess the first trap would be like I guess a ketchup river or Yeah, that's right. Thank you ketchup river. Yeah a ketchup river. Yeah, and then I guess the ketchup river. Yeah Because the next one the Where you have like a special nugget that turns you into a giant chicken nugget Would that be the next one like an experimental nugget that turns you into a big nuggy At some point there's gotta be live chickens, right? Oh, no, right. Well, that would be the last one right where that uh, Whether the one who was like a rotten egg got tossed into not an egg and not got tossed in so that was veruca Yeah, yeah, so it would just be a bunch of crazy chickens that just be like no You're you're a bad egg and we're just gonna toss you in with the bad eggs Oh, no, it would just be the the chickens instead of laying eggs. They just they just poop out straight nuggets Just right here Incredibly Everything's engineered to just be Your kids think that's where they come from Uh, that would be like again if a human being just shout out an arm just like an arm falls out of their butt Yeah, we're talking about a fantasy scenario here. We can make whatever we want A human being shits out babies Hassan thinks that chicken nuggets come from his mom. That's all he knows his brain He just assumes that his mom The waterfall was a life like a life like a marble statue of his mom with chicken nuggets He doesn't even know what chickens are He doesn't know that chickens are animals. He just knows that chicken nuggets are a thing that exists Chicken is almost inside a chicken nugget Rex. I like yeah, like there were just nuggets with legs roaming around in the field This reminds me of This reminds me of like a video, uh, I think it was like Buzzfeed or something They were trying to convince kids to to go vegan or something And they showed all the kids like how the chicken nuggets were made Now who wants a chicken nugget I mean if I don't eat this chicken nugget then that chicken died for nothing I do really like chicken nuggets like in fact thinking about all this makes me want to get chicken nuggets Yeah, a good chicken nugget is like great. The not the shit you get at mcdonald's or some crap like Well, it's funny that you say that rags because I like the nuggets at mcdonald's, but it might be because your mcdonald's is an hour mcdonald's It does sound that way that the the conversations we've had that like mcdonald's in america is just absolute shit The first time I went to uh america I had a mcdonald's and it was garbage And then I had mcdonald's here a few years later And it was fine and I don't know if just my taste changed But my I have a strong suspicion american mcdonald's has evolved as a critic a food critic Quite possibly I wonder I it just seems to be uh, maybe it's is there like food standards Maybe it's a difference like the worst you can get I mean we have we have in terms of health and safety Yes, in terms of what people are willing to eat No, maybe like there's enough people you got a country of 330 million or something like that There's gonna be enough people who just thought I just I just need something to eat right now. That's cheap I'm going somewhere Because here we don't have a lot of choice like we have mcdonald's hunger jacks, which is basically burger king We have kfc And we got we got like a couple other things, but that's it. We don't have wendy's We don't have like eye hop. We don't have anything like that. We have so many We have so fucking I guess But that's kind of almost the point i'm building to if we have less choice shouldn't it be More likely that the food over there would be more competitive in terms of like trying to be better Well, you know, they use different recipes for different countries, right? That's that's true. Yeah, I think that's probably Yeah, I think at least different companies I think like hunger jacks is almost like independent from burger king even though it's subsidiary Yeah, because here stuff like like burger king and wendy's are way better than mcdonald's and then you have the upper tiers that are far better Five guys like chifelay Five guys stuff like that, which is just Really better and then top tier is always just whatever a fucking independent restaurant you have around not even No, not restaurant. Wow independent fast food places are always the top. Yes. Yeah Originals so you have like we have water burger But the original water burger is in arkansas here in rustleville and eating there Is so much better than the chain water burgers Because we're just run by different people and it's it's practically a different restaurant And some are great and some are It just depends where you go because I just don't eat mcdonald's. I just will not fucking do it. It's just It's just like I had it a little while ago Like, you know, I just needed like what you guys were saying like I just needed something quick And I was on my way home and I and I grabbed it and it was gross I think I just I like and I remember liking it back, you know years ago Um But when I tried it like a couple weeks ago, it was just nasty Remember there are people in the chat right now that think grace randolph's video is going to be more entertaining than I'm learning so much about like american fast food stuff. It's like super interesting I have a strange relationship and there are places I will not allow you to go I remember I I'm not sure if anybody's had this when I went to uh, I went to melasia on a trip once and um I remember the thing that blew me away was like you go to kfc You get like rice with with the chicken instead of uh, like chips And that was just the case everywhere you went everywhere they served the rice Um, and that was super interesting Yeah, here. Yeah, yeah here. It's fries and fries and chips are here predominantly fries But and oh Jesus and just the discussion on who has the best fries Some fries are disgusting and some are Yeah, I hey, I I want to get in on this because because I am I found a place that did some good fries the other day But I am sick and tired of fucking floppy Flipping pasty-ass fries that we've been getting here in the uk the horrible Oh Then crispy taste that potato-y taste you want it come on man. Come on. I want I want I don't want a potato I want I want what a potato could be Yeah, I want I want a potato's potential Yeah, serve next to a dead cow Potential I really like uh, sweet waffle fries whenever you can find those oh waffle fries are great You guys have waffle fries the ones that like have the wave like they're like they're like a great. No, no, no, they're like a great Oh, yeah Chick-fil-a waffle fries are amazing Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah like the um like the lettuce, you know what they call it when you lettuce the uh pastry on the top of a Huh, this this is like what a waffle fry is That's beautiful. I think I've had one of those before yeah, those are those can be quite good They're often good I would say that on average a waffle fry is better than a typical fry just something about Yeah, that love all they can be so good because they get fried like throughout the the fry stuff can get everywhere You know inside of it and out of it and They just turn a wet mush in the middle Yeah, yeah, because even even a fresh potato that you dice yourself and serve up They can be shit if you just don't make them as good fries I also noticed that waffle fries tend to not be like they don't need to be salted as much as like mcdonald's fries do Oh mcdonald. Yeah, well the thing is mcdonald's fries are basically just eating salt That's just mcdonald's period like the the potato his only function is to just be a delivery device for salt So it was made by benda then Oh, that's a reference that I'm not able to appreciate Maybe oh man. Oh, I haven't seen that episode. That's the thing man so It was like a matter of having to lose one of Blame and an m so one of them couldn't see what's gonna happen in this video, but now we're gonna have to lose I'll I'll take the hit. I'll I'll take off. I would like I would like to know what you signed up for I was gonna say in terms of the order I was gonna say you added later, so You're not next in queue if you if you can and want to stay you can You've got to be fair It's okay. I don't know if I have a lot to contribute to suicide squad anyway, so maybe I'm a better fit somewhere else Anyway, he's like no, I'm quite happy with leaving a space for somebody Look dude, we're not getting to this fucking video. Okay No one's gonna talk about you know salads and something and then we'll never shut up Well, so interestingly I was actually gonna suggest a possibility that we actually take a I can't even say this take a break from the video And uh And play a game of uh garlic foe with the selector Yeah, and I was gonna say john you're um, you're actually very into drawing We haven't had you on to draw shit in a while and you haven't played garlic foam with us. I I would love to play garlic foam. It's true You get them all with garlic foam Well, that was honestly that was that was the thing I was gonna be doing anyway That's why I was like, how do I break this to the chat that we Come for the garlic phone stay for the nuggies Honestly for what I see people fucking love garlic phone every day of the week. Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna be upset about this Um, but yeah, I'll be only one person who's upset. I'm gonna be upset. It's not gonna be in my stream library this time Um, so stream this no do it So I'm sorry, but um I'm getting another person in for the rotation. We got quite a few people to get through obviously We won't be able to get through everybody. Um, depending on like how things work out, but I'm afraid mr. Blame Yeah, I overstayed my welcome But yeah, of course like I said if you keep an eye out for this stream We're probably there's gonna be a time where there's not many people around and you'll definitely be welcomed back in if you're still watching So, um, but yeah, uh, thank you so much for joining us and um, I suppose we'll catch you around Oh, uh, can I can I pitch go right ahead? Yes, oh fine Uh, it's actually really simple if you just go to clipcoin.com It'll take you right to my youtube channel for reviews And uh, it's kind of like my secondary hobby thing I have a main channel for gaming, but you guys don't care about that one Uh, dude anything on the fries? No, no, no fries. No fries or nuggies But uh, my my review channel. So the last time I was here with you guys I only had like 200 subscribers and now i'm about to break 6000 So that's right on me kind of it's really cool And it's it's weird because like i'm actually getting excited about the the youtube thing again because You know back when I made my gaming channel It was like really exciting to get like a hundred subscribers and then 500 subscribers and now I have like 300 and something thousand And it kind of gets, you know mundane but back with the the new channel here with the reviews and stuff on clipcoin It's actually like genuinely exciting again. It's like to to build the audience and all that sort of stuff Well, that's nice. Just once you start making like a uh a jump like that Like you start rising like quicker than you ever imagined. It's pretty nuts. So right. I hope you make it there real soon Yeah, and um chat for reference. You'll you'll like his video on uh john walker quite a bit. I would imagine Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, um, and that was actually a request by mauler To make that video. Oh, yeah when you told me about your perspective from um, how these things would go in real life I was like, oh, yeah, you should totally make that. It's uh Super interesting to think about um, of course, John Walker did nothing wrong It got him nothing wrong got to mention in my video is just it's incredible how much he's condemned compared to someone like melina um Oh, yeah, absolutely Um, and even natasha and yelena all of the monsters So or you know wander who yep Tortured an entire town. Yeah Anyways, uh, yeah clipcoin.com. I'll take you right to my youtube channel. I'll catch you guys later. Thanks Goodbye, sir. See you in a bit. See you later, man. Bye You Another one lost If you could all just remain in the wash together don't know when we'll be going back to it, but you know, it's not gone forever So welcome chat to a sudden gothic phone. There could be you know, a couple of these as time goes Um, hopefully everyone here is either played it before or knows how to do it I'm not welcome hocus. How are you doing? How do you break that? I'm doing fine. I'm sorry hocus. We're not responding to a video with playing gothic phone I know you hate that game. So if you if you can just you just you able to deal with these things It's no pummel party. That's for sure Hey, it was a tiki man An owl a pizza. I made pork is uh set yesterday that I didn't invite Rotate you can't like choose Yeah, that's that's a bizarre thing. I want to be the the unicorn Oh rags. I played apex legends yesterday for a couple of hours. Yeah So I thought I'm really bad at games by now or everyone is just better than me It's been around for a long time It's been yeah, it's been out for two years But it is definitely a game that you have to learn and it's so much better when you play with people who are decent Yeah, I don't I do not play that game so low. So you talk about gothic phone does it? Yeah, true Had a friend over here Yesterday and we were straight and just looked for something to play and we saw it's on steam I was like, no, let's give it a shot. That's pretty fun But man, I I'm still getting used to the weapons and there was just yeah violating me. It's like It is definitely a game you have to learn how everything just sort of works and functions Um, also, I'm gonna get a drink and I'll be right back Very really quickly mom This game before so right well, you know, it's it's good for that We can explain to people who don't know it as well. So the way oh, yeah, of course as you haven't played this, right? No, okay So all you need is a browser you join the link you click your little character and then you're right in What's gonna happen is you will be prompted to start a story and it could be you know Guy walks down the street could be a dinosaur attacks Mars could be anything you want Then you'll hit okay. Everyone hits okay, and then everyone gets each other's prompts to draw an image You have to represent what they've just said in text And then you get swapped around all over again And we have to describe in one sentence what that drawing is and then we get to see the results by the end after many rounds Of it's essentially the game of telephone switching between text and image Yeah, depending on the art Cheekiness of certain other people They can go completely off the rails or it could be all very consistent This is EFAP we're talking about going off the rails. It's kind of built in Yeah, the word of advice is treat them kind of like frames and not like storyboards You want it to look like a movie by the end because it's going to flick through like an animation. No, that's not a story Oh, that's something else. We're getting the other different game modes. Oh, fuck me that animation mode. Yeah, we're doing Fuck you. Well, so we're doing normal mode first, but we will probably try animation mode or whatever else It's the they are fun. We have to it's great. The animation mode is like so much fun The thing is we'll probably pace out gothic phones so that we can have them a couple times as we go through this stream I'd imagine, you know, I'm gonna try and do it all. Do it all Oh boy, maybe two rounds. I seriously though, if there are people in chat who are furious We didn't do the video it'll get done eventually, but I mean I'm so sorry You'll be okay. It's only gray thread. You'll be fine There's 24 hours of this. I mean, I'm not gonna be here 24 hours. Wow rub it in that I am I'm just using my privilege as not Stop using your privilege Privilege I want to hear the person who's mad about us not doing the grace Randolph's video As for why What is the draw? I guess they said that we won't Laugh at whatever she says that must be it. I don't know We will though. We're gonna come back to it. I don't know Yeah Um, have we got is is rags back No, no What about now in that case? We'll simply have a you know, just a chin wag about this that and the other As we do. Yeah, so uh seam punk return. How are you? I thought I had one more here like that cyberpunk Shut up. Okay. I was talking to me. Oh, that's um, is he like triple h or the undertaker Oh, if you would tell that to see him punk, he would beat the shit out of you Well, that would be rude and I would call the authorities Have you have you people seen the new Eternals trailer? What do you mean you people? White people oh my god Uh, funnily enough, I I hadn't seen it until it was played on Friday night tight said I thought it was shit It was oh, I they bring up they bring up the why didn't you step in when you know all these wars and stuff And I really I really did expect them to say So there's this black guy at the end of time You didn't want that And then he said uh, we were told that we couldn't interfere unless it was a deviant And then Thanos is actually a deviant. Yeah, they've classified him as a deviant Deviant yeah Well done marvel Is that from the comics or is that like So that's on the marvel website. Yeah, like apparently it's from the movie canon Obviously it's not said in the movies yet, but apparently that's their canon that he is a deviant. It's just like what the fun Good job guys. Well He's an eternal with the deviant gene There you go. Oh, why why didn't you help against Thanos? Sorry, we only help against villains that are purple Their equivalent alpha just forgot to relay the voicemail message. It happens. Somebody's just gonna go kang told us not to Well, you know, you know, that's gonna be used to justify any plot hole in the mcu forever now People have people have been doing that. I quote to it and I was very sad. I was just looking at it like my god kang wrote the contrivances into the mcu Because kang was doing it that's why Oh, okay. Um, is every everyone seems to be here like widow couldn't die when she fell off the rooftop and hit everything on the way down How racist is it that? technically kang Wrote slavery into the world Yeah, he chose that to happen. Yeah, the kkk slavery the whole thing That was kang. Yeah, because in the art of this That there was the origin of like racism. There was a chance it went. You know what? No, let's not do racism A kag was like you know, I want it just get it in here Um, but yeah, uh, if fringy are you here you are muted. I don't know if uh, yeah, all right Sweet is everyone good for me to start? I'm assuming so Yeah, yeah Excellent, let us go Oh my god I'm here. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Wait. I didn't get to chew on away. I think that happens later. Okay It's gonna be so much concentrating to be doing actually, you know what? I can I can read out a couple I'll go chronologically of the superchats we've had today and we'll see how many we can get through in these uh These portions while everybody is stretching their artistic talents to the maximum The steel beams kang was on the grassy knoll Oh, I should probably click done when I wrote the sentence that helps. Yeah. Oh, yeah Obviously, it'll it'll fast forward us the next round as long as you've all pressed done Okay That's a good start. Yeah Oh, how do I draw this? I'm so confused. You draw it like you mean it. How do I draw a butt? Wait, you have to draw a butt too Everyone's got to draw a butt. I'm googling butt drawing for reference Don't forget controls. He works Um I switched colors. I've been here since Jared's dirty room in the days of wolf It has been a privilege and here's to 150 more tlj did something good after all. Oh, that's nice Yeah, tlj deserves a little praise here and there I'd imagine Yeah Also the way that this works is I'm gonna have to I'm not gonna be able to catch the ones that were sent during the The premiere chat because they didn't they didn't show up in the in this window that I've got and now it's too late So I'm gonna have to grab them from the um the other window once They'll get it. So the people who sent ones during them. They shall be caught. Don't worry Um What was it? It was like a there we go. I think that's how it looked guys. This is this is art. Don't lie Um, this is long man. He's got my back. I would have not advised getting critiqued by him His videos trap the writing of its victims. Oh my god. Oh my god. That sounds a little bit over in terms of exposition I will say Something was a missed opportunity for him to not say that with uh any of the other characters in this film This is weasel. He's got my back I Cut your hole in half Weasel's only line should have been what are we some kind of and then he dies Yeah, I prefer the fact that he didn't talk at all actually, yeah I think I think a character should have just been given the line. What are we some kind of just before dying? Yeah, we could we could have done that Oh god, I gotta be fast with this Only one way to- how long we got? How long we got? This is a little timer in the top, right? Just someone going Death brigade Yeah, yeah Oh, I locked it in. Oh, yeah, by the way, if you don't hit done, it will just take whatever you've got Okay, okay My images Um No, okay That was easy. Yeah, I nailed this. I have now I shouldn't be looking at your screen, should I? Oh, yeah, no, well, it let it won't spoil the whole thing, but I mean you'll you'll get less I've been switched off. Yeah, sorry. I'll turn on to you. I'll put Grace Randolph up There you go Well, it's all right. You got like a minute I first found rags ripping apart Riley's smash head cannon, which led me to Captain Marvel's man and finally e-fap 66 So hi rags and welcome back Hello It's gonna be back. It's good to to be e-fap but that I mean everyone likes a bit of a fap, you know Oh, um, I'm getting easy in my description. Is that Arizona or am I missing a reference to something? I think you're very assed. That's the old Hilvers babyface's name. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, but it's also Arizona So whichever you feel is more appropriate It's short for Azra Tharn, right? It's like a god name Yeah, every time it's used it refers to both the person and the place Yeah, that's the rules And as modal just because he's an angel I've got like I've got like dread music in the background from kevin mccloy to whatever. It's just so unsuitable Time for this I can't I can't make my heart how this is the This is the whole movie it wants me to I can't make odd under these conditions. I'm an artist. All right. I'm so sorry. I can't At ease it's just not it's not good enough It's the hand not a pin on a stick Liar you need to write that into the image so that we know I'll call this abstract That's why there's like half of the lines aren't finished. Oh, I'm definitely going for a a yeah We're definitely going for a thing here an abstract. Yeah This will be in a modern art gallery mine. Definitely. There's not even a question There's people going to look at this and the uh my hydra next to it It was that black pill man that that that fully a canvas that was just red It was just all red and and like nothing on it. It's like can we talk about this? It's like, I don't know what What do you want me to talk about friends? That's true Um, oh Oh my god, I this is meta Uh Here's to another year of pausing at every frame 48 hour episode 200 stream next year. Let's freaking go Oh, yeah, we're we're really doing our namesake this episode I was so close to finishing it. Oh my lord How do I draw this? How do I capture the essence of uh Okay, this is not I don't uh, I need a reference Yeah, I don't tell me about it some of these it's like man Oh, no, this this actually this could be this could be something I I see something coming here Yeah No, not like that stop it ruining it Ah They're just drawing some speed lines naturally. No, that's not right. Um, my dock is rowdy. Oh my god Oh my god Just you don't know what to do there I'm so gutted. I never finished the last sentence. Oh, I had it I know sometimes genius is just out of your grasp, you know Sometimes Cornelius is just out of your grasp I wonder I will catch you Cornelius Who is Cornelius? It sounds like This guy can't catch him No, go back to the These are some impressive scribbles I have no idea what I'm doing. Well, I've got my drawing tabled out to like this time around. I'm really trying I I have my regular setup. So, you know, it's going to be great Of course, that doesn't have all the tools. It's not it's not it's not exactly clip studio paint, but it's you know It's it's it's got some features. It's a living. That's what it is. Wait. I need to add the toe hair. Give me a second I would have drawn the toe hair first, honestly. Yeah Even before the toes different people different values. What can you say? Oh god? It's what you're getting so you're getting for that. Mine's gorgeous. I love it Acceptable If upper stores my faith in our species cheers gents I'm glad I hope you have fun with the stroom I Can't thank you masters enough for providing quality entertainment and making long working hours bearable cheers That's uh, that's what I like to hear like to hear it help take up my better. Yeah Oh No No I got kicked. I think What? I think I got kicked or something Oh Did you draw an n word in my back? No, I'm back in oh my goodness. What are the funniest lines from Krypton had its chance Maybe Is what you have taken from me the farm the farm was my favorite This woman well where he says how dare you put your hand on my mother. Oh, yeah I mean, I don't hate that one. That feels like an actual fine with that one. Yeah I can imagine myself saying that. Yeah, I might say something like that too I think it was weird to for people to see Superman doing that. I think that's what that's what made people comment on that What a lot was just like whoa Yeah, they I don't feel like they've earned that kind of anger from him because we haven't seen him so nice And really he doesn't value his family on earth that much. We know that much from that that's stupid movie He cares more about his Wonderful, not the family that actually did anything for him the ones who raised him and instilled in with all these values This image brought to you by creativity I'm I'm gonna get fired up Wait is your boss gonna tell you that you you're not allowed to work here anymore Like you're never allowed to touch pencil or the internet again Okay That's the internet Gotta add color though, right? That's just if you don't add color like what do you do? Yeah color makes You have impressive line. I'm trying I just I'm saying once the colors are added to mine. I I'm like wow This I don't need anyone to tell me this is artwork because I know There's a whole timeline wow Wow Can't make me do it. Wow. Wow. What a piece of shit. Wow boom boom indeed Um, this comes amazing. Oh, yeah I can't imagine what prompt what prompt inspired this Oh god, I can't fit this in magic words I'm just getting cursed image after I need a reference for this one Thank you. Thank you very much I love how I've got the dark theme on google But then when I go to images, it's bright and it fries my eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Why doesn't it remember? Why? Oh, dear lord Yeah Yes, I just can't even sometimes I impress even myself Oh sometimes sometimes I shame myself I'm I'm learning about color though. I am starting to learn about color now Uh, did you notice that you can change the opacity with the slider bar and help with your brushes too? Oh That's crazy man The tone just keeps changing with this backtrack. Well, I'm almost coming next Hello, you massives crazy how we're already at 150. It feels like yesterday. I started around the 70s Ah You lot and chat have been a lot of fun to interact and get to know the community Here's for 150 and many more. Hope you lots have a great day Oh, thank you very much. I will do my best. Yes, sir Hopefully this this game of Gothic phone is exactly what you would have hoped it would be Um, all right. I need some Signifiers for what this person is and I'm running out of time. Yeah I know Blue will have to do Already green it is Oh, I can only imagine No, who's drawing me I have drawn you this game frango. No, I get nervous when that happens. Oh, so I can do All right. Oh, look, that's it. Yeah, all right I don't want to draw you It's all I can do. All right. Yeah The voiceover is on so I'm mentally exhausted. I've never felt like this in my life. I've never played a more intense video game I'm more fucked up at the head than the last of us part two now. Come on Now what people who've not seen this for don't know is there's a little robot that will read out the the prompts I've set it to on and that makes it even funny. So it all runs automatically and you just get to appreciate What we've created. So oh, yeah, we get the payoff now. That was all the build up. That was the build up. Yeah A wet man consumes Oh This is where the red eye comes from an angry man with his whistle Oh, because the hat maybe Oh god, it's the Joker Like the girl It followed along enough, you know I see how they became the things they became which is more than what happens half the time Nice job, everybody. There's a nice logical progression eating a fart. Oh my god A man serving a fresh card Oh, wow Oh Oh Long tongue man eats his own no stuff Oh, that's a great drawing, right? Jesus Christ Those were a lot of energy man They just they don't want to provide carbon tree, but they will through their facial expression There once was a man named Schlemack Oh Oh Bearded man prepares to throw an ice cream at a school Ice cream beater Yes How'd you feel it? How'd you feel in stuff? That's amazing. You have one of the tools on the right is the right Look exactly like the ms paint bucket thingy, although it's worth noting that in the other version fucking dying I want to appreciate my whole guy, okay I successfully killing Oh Okay, I guess that's where you're good Oh Hey, look first prompt last prompt it works. Yeah That works great. We made we did one. We did it Followed through no plot armor there. I am not mexican martha That's a showback by the way. That is an old reference. Yeah Oh, okay Well that was out of the window This is gonna get weird Oh On cryton this stands for s I have to reverse it because he put hope it's hard to reverse it to ask. Yeah, that's an interesting dynamic going on there Oh, no fries were really soggy. Oh, no throwback Oh That wasn't even my attention reading my mind The policemen can see fringes polydub thought crime Oh You can tell he's a policeman because he has a We just gotta make sure free doesn't doesn't think too many crimes. All right, we're just looking at It's just a bloody monster I like how we got there from stony fries These are the ones we want to keep them going to see what happens I kind of I want to save that image of the weird looking one For anybody that thinks history is accurate show them this game Oh, give me a hoom where the baby That's where this started. Oh Nice I wanted to touch grass that was I was putting grass at the end Oh my god, man, I'm sorry guys Why are they breasts on the face? Oh mercy, man Oh, there's three more. Oh, yeah, the butt walks into a bar I mean, that's the person Looks like a really weird So I thought about uh, putting some boobs on the building but I felt that might be too much. Yeah, that would be yeah The one thing you don't want to do with this game is take it too far. Yeah. Yeah, you have to remain You know, you've got to have some restraint be grounded for goodness sake Nothing is more delicious than the first It's in the game Black guy buys a car Oh Unhappy with the amount of money the ninja hat Rick From the door slash window Uh, I don't see why not um So animation Does anyone want to explain it because I might do it wrong? I can't remember how animation is what So basically the gist with animation is when you have still images and you have enough of them that move quickly enough It creates the illusion of movement You don't say The way that this game works is that we're we're all going to draw a picture The key is that you draw a picture that occurs Right after the picture before you So that when everybody draws the picture, it's supposed to tell a little story or show some kind of an animation And don't forget motion lines Yes, so things like motion lines and the and the um, let's say the implication of what might happen next is very helpful so Someone will draw a picture you draw what happens a moment later and then someone else will draw what happens a moment later for you It gets played it's a big old gift so we can see how well we do And you'll be given an onion skin basically of what the pet last person drew So you'll want to mimic the thing from um, you know to completion um, okay Just yeah draw anything you want, but you don't have the filling tool by the way You won't you don't have the filling tool. I would suggest you do not color shit in It just makes it really difficult especially give me the lack of time Obviously, uh a lot of concentration in this one says you saw how good the work was last time Now it moves. Yeah There's even more to take into account I think my guy is gorgeous um Congrats on making it this far one hour into new vid and it's great now watch vinland saga you massive. Oh my god A lot of people like that. That's that's uh, north america, right? That was when the vikings went there I believe that was vinland No one's confirming. So I think you're right I think well because that was where they went and then columbus went like 500 years later Not to vinland, but you know Would columbus have listened to efab while they took the voyage. Yes. Um, that's a hard pass You're not columbus. What would you know? Yeah, you're right true Yeah, name the continents you've rediscovered I feel like it's it's kind of funny right because it's like rediscovered Um, and that's true But did was there any reason for them to know that the vikings went there or was that just yeah, I don't blame them, you know It's it you know, I don't blame the guy Well, technically the people who live there had already discovered it too. So well, of course the first You gotta do like And I mean it was discovered by mammoths before then as well and oxygen And oxygen and the sun and love and love No boundaries. Well, no loves like oxygen Yeah, it just it rhymes. It's like a stanza rhymes. No, no that you know, yes Yes It weighs more than helium. It's a song Fucking banana again It's like the last time we played. Okay. Oh my god This is pretty easy to do I think this one Can you can you erase what you've done? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes That would be masochist if that didn't let you erase your mistakes. Yeah, that'd be cruel Maybe they did like a hardcore mode Kang doesn't care that there's no such thing as a mistake. Well, I guess everything is a mistake. It's not what he said You know, let's forget what I said um I'm unfortunately at work. So I can't join in but here's some money you massive Jew Lord Supremes. Oh, whoo me. Let's do a little bit of those. There we go beautiful Um, happy longening everybody love y'all even when we disagree side note look into the battle of castle itter It really needs a movie or eater. I guess it's a eater Was that like a japanese look if during What was it called the battle of A castle eater. So castle itter Oh, okay Oh, it was uh The last one of the last battles in the european theater of world war two They said I didn't change anything. Look at look closely. Look at look at the specific thing that's moving All right, the rest of it is apparently mostly staying still Just realized halfway into this drawing the motion that was originally implied from the drawing But it's okay because it's only the first frame so I can add my own motion now. It's okay I think I have that same issue. I did I have I've reinterpreted the original image in some ways Um, I must be doing my history homework at the moment entertain me while I toil you wonderful masses. Well Hopefully find this somewhat entertaining Uh, we'd love to see a walley breakdown sometime something to reference as a movie marketed towards younger audiences Congrats on three years and high ranks Hello I like this one. I like this little character. I look forward to drawing this Exactly what this needs to do Why would someone draw this? I'm not comfortable drawing these this caricature of God damn it Oh, no, oh no, I'm erasing. I'm raising the other picture as well. No No, come back other picture. I'll take it. Oh, I think it'll pop back afterwards. Yeah Right, whoever drew this picture. Fuck you because I'm gonna take this somewhere That you're not going to go. Oh my god But not in my picture Okay I did not like that. That's because you just you're too clothes-minded. Sorry, you know The clothes clothes-minded Um, this one just says does it hurt which I mean I Just this image is hilarious. I'm sorry This has gone a little wrong No such thing in this game excellent First I'm catching you all live. Hello, ragu Yeah, I um, all right. Well All right, fine. This is nothing like yeah, there you go free. You got it Congrats guys. Here's to another 150 years. Um, I mean episodes Yeah, I'm not sure we'll make it 150 years, but we'll give it a shot Why don't you stop might as well, right? I might be dead by that. I'm not sure. I have to check with science Bragg's quick say hi There you go nailed it No, we didn't Thank you for being the voices in my head since episode 61 I won't be around the entire 24 hours, but my chair will be there Also Groundhog day is the best comedy film of all time. I'll fight you on twitter Um, it's I I love Groundhog day This is an image this is not happening to me Well, is there one predominant color in your image black in this one. No. Oh, no, this one's just oh, no, I'm already rubbing out All right now. Come on. You don't stream No one really I I made the same joke. No, I got it. Yeah Myrtle, I'm I'm distracted by this intent. Well, I would go as far as some jokes people won't laugh at It's not that they didn't get it. It's that they thought it wasn't funny. You know, just just say that You want me to call out every single time. I think you're not funny. You always do You know, it was a pet peeve of mine last time I saw you doing the animations is when people would change the line thickness of the entire drawing Yeah, I've been trying to keep a look at the consistent, but I think I might have fucked up With the art style that's been established, but it can be tricky. Yeah Because sometimes the art style's shitting and these fixing. Yeah, sometimes you just want to make the penises a little bit more You know Yeah, even if the art style is shit, you don't need to change the line thickness Yeah, but the line thickness is part of the style But that's not a problem with the dial if it's there Well, Fringy's saying that his thickness is better than your thickness. You know, oh I'll get down with the thickness Get up. Get up. Get down with the thickness. Oh, yes Get up down with the thickness something something something I'm writing to inform you that that wasn't funny. Oh See I would have liked that I would have liked that It was like I've just been stabbed in the heart to be honest. I apologize jay right now I'm sorry frango. If if you're silent, I it's okay. I won't hold it against you forever How long will he hold it against me? I haven't decided yet. I need to put a phone with too many of your cultures Yeah I've I've left this one in an ambiguous place whoever gets it next could just take it one of two ways Sweet Oh my god, oh my god Which oh, I need to know wait. I need to know which way this is going Yeah, what is this? I don't even know what this is. Oh my god. I'm very confused by this Let's see what's going in two of two directions And I don't like any of them Right, I'm I'm doing the thing Don't do it. Don't do the thing don't come I'm gonna come Why is your cartoon face? I was forced to draw a chat. I was forced to I wish I had any control over this. I simply do not Do you though? Did you enjoy it the euro control? I thought it was it hurt it did it did hurt But in all the right ways This is the most gory drawing I've ever drawn Fame. Oh, wow Gores cringe one bow According to who The gore police. I just pretend they were motion lines here before so I just hope that works It's the best thing I've ever drawn in my life I like I can't even I have to spend all the time focusing on getting this image right because it's so complex Well, it's just shit. This image is absolutely fucking dog shit, but It's the best thing I've ever drawn in my life I don't know what this is or what it started as and I'm not even sure but I understand the motion I didn't even know what I am anymore Oh Jesus Christ Whoever gets this for next good fucking luck drawing part two I decided to change the tone of this but I can't be The motion the same on one of them. I forgot to fill in the previous area So any of you could have gotten by what I guess What? No, I know who I've got I know who I've got. I recognize this style And I'm why just why Is It's gotta be something in fairness. I I haven't really reacted to mine. I I've I've seen it I haven't really processed it. It's not much to I don't know what to do with this creature Though I'd never shy away from a challenge big With great tism comes great accountability. Good luck. Give them hell Oh, yeah, you got plenty miller to come to cube Eames Cheers I'll make this a bit flippy floppy Art This is like They're also normal Enjoy the small gift for all the years of entertainment. Also my first time posting this hi rags. Hey, hello What thank you Hi rags and the rest of you too Hello Hey Okay Whoa He should be brown, but I gotta respect the artist's fucking vision Probably came from me. Yeah, we got Zach Snyder in this chat somewhere Everything black and gray Hopefully Zach Snyder is in chat. I don't know what these lines are, but I'll just draw them again I don't know what I've done with this image really but have fun One burger. Oh, shit. I went to look at chat. I saw the live stream. I'm just like, oh I haven't looked. I don't know what it is. You must know something about it, baby No, I don't think I've ever seen that one yet. Um, I don't know what this is Oh, what is the I don't know What the fuck I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is That's gonna be a wild route Okay Why am I just drawing dash? I think you got the uh, I was involved in that one. I'm pretty sure He's blinded every picture. He's blinded death and gold and violence It's animation If Pixar have taught us anything It's the magic of animation. Yeah The magic of animation So much that Again, I got the chill music in the background. It's just like, yeah Bit of death. I'm listening to synth wave while I'm drawing all this. Oh, that must be really It must be nice. Yeah, I I do like me synth wave What artist from go? I saw your tweet and it was very interesting In terms of the observation Wow, I guess I'm wondering what what is the work around for that of just like people like to have it all compiled in a playlist should What what should I don't think any individual in that um is doing anything wrong so to speak Well, I think it's a matter of like maybe we need to change what we sort of expect in terms of um Giving people credit and stuff. It's like can we go above and beyond? Like since wave compilation is generally have really good credit given I was watching one today Which is what inspired the tweet and I was look I went and looked in the description Not only did they give credit like full track name, uh with the time that each track starts But they also gave like every link Like every platform you could find the artist That's why the sound cloud his their uh Oh, what I do is I ask people what link they prefer for my credit Do you prefer a sound cloud or you two and then they'll tell me which one Would like rather me use Times almost up Oh, how quickly Pretty quickly Oh, no, no, it plays probably like at 12 frames per second. Oh, it's something like that Yeah, it's pretty very quick. It's supposed to be animations The only motion you people can think of is just like death How many death ones are there? Everyone's dying Mine wasn't death, but it was like it is now Right. Fuck. I got it. Right. Fuck this picture. I know I'm gonna do this one Put them me out. You know who you are This was an interesting choice by whoever started this but uh, you know Things To be honestly, but I'm drawing it. You guys hear the seagulls outside my apartment No So fucking loud man, can we hear you doing it 11 o'clock at night? They're just screaming What I do just letting everyone know that they're there Well, once you've done that they'll shut up. They're like fine. Thank you. That's what we wanted I just wanted some appreciation Sometimes i'm sitting um like trying to record a line for a video and I have to wait like five to ten minutes for the seagulls to shut the fuck up Hey, it's their world too dick. I will kill them. You know Like no you survival of the fittest ring. Yo nuggies They're just they're just chilling out minding their own I feel like seagulls are an animal they're kind of like, you know rats like in suicide squad They should have a character called seagull catcher They attack people for any yeah, they attack people I I know that they kind of attack people, but they're just defending themselves No, they're not defending them. No, no, no, they attack people for their food Yeah, I do. Um, I've seen a seagull in my town Go up to someone who got like a styrofoam container of food and pack them in the face until they drop it I mean, I do that Yeah, it sounds like the uh, the seagulls over in the albina like incredibly aggressive It sounds this is what you get when you have a bunch of pussies living in your town or the seagulls No, they can get away with that kind of you don't want to say that about this town It's very much. Yeah, they could just be genetically modified Pigeons anything the seagulls learn behavior from the p Yeah, the seagulls they saw us and they copied us. I remember the big thing I noticed was And that's I don't I don't know what the motion is here. Like what am I meant to I don't know what motion is What has clearly dropped the object but the motion lines show the object going up towards the hand and I'm so confused You just got a guys. You got a guess. I'm guessing. I don't know what's happening here It's got a weird let let art flow through you Art is flowing out of me It's losing so much is falling out of me delicious art Feel like we've really achieved a lot with all these images. We've explored the psyche of the human psyche Well, I'm now I'm now working on the one that you had on your screen when I uh Hyper violent one dream Not the hyper violent one a different one. It's a confusing and Disturbing one really and it's deteriorated so much No, shit with all of these I don't know what's going on with my word right now, but I don't know The face is turned from like quite a unique space face into clearly and distinctly spot's face And I have no idea why that would happen Like the face that I'm seeing on your stream only three images ago. It looks nothing like spot I know this is just distinctly fucking spot. I'm going to continue the spotification That's a solid strategy for life I like the idea of a developer trying to build like a new area and it's they call it instead of gentrification It's sportification. Just put sport everywhere. You got sport on the road. You got sport spot statues Spot building shape like spot with apartment shape like spot and fridges and and ovens Like who look like sport A spot. Yeah, yes, that's patent pending on that one. Oh, yeah They're very culture. They have a lot of sport galleries Spot galleries. Yeah spot centers. Yeah, they have a yeah, there's a big agricultural influence. So they have a lot of of Farmer sporkets Swamelaid and splotters Spotted melons and yeah, and they know they're safe because they have a really strong, you know, really mighty squarmy Yeah What is this what Why Where's the inside red Oh Why is the inside of this thing that you drew purple? I guess you don't know you just received the the purple from the last person based on the previous image, right? Yeah, you'll see culprits by the end. We'll figure it out No No I refuse No, you must You must participate is your responsibility. You must participate I I like that this character is so happy. Yeah, it's a nice way to end it. I think Happy that he's just finally dead and it's all over It's not dead. He's doing pretty well. He's having a good chomp. Oh boy How did I need to know how this image began because like I'm just not Where was it? Did it all start? How did it all go wrong? Maybe Have you ever considered that maybe it went right? Oh, shit. This is the last one by the way Yeah, yeah, we're finally there I don't know what how this one started but jeez I'm wait. I forgot forgot your eyebrows With all of the death that happened. I'm very concerned that someone may have killed my character that I started with I want it. Yeah with my character. I wanted him to be okay. And I I don't know. I guess we'll see what happens From the I think it was the first efap. I was on we did the drawing bicycles And I remember those how could I forget I uh, I drew an abomination. I'm sure this will translate over to here um Well, someone's character survived someone's character survived is looking very happy just having a good chomp on something. Yeah, this one's not dead yet Oh, yeah, there you go The um the end of that message whether it was working two eight fours or eighty fours this and next week. So Um, I'm looking forward to the long happy three year anniversary. Well, you'll have plenty of company We will have 24 You'll be sick of us. You'll be like, uh Oh I need lots of therapy right now Is everyone so worried I don't know. I am It begins with guys guys. This is just a bunch of snuff films in a row Oh I must have clicked back one too many times I like how his face kind of turns into a little image that's on fire That is that is the event The shooter just existed like evaporated I was never real except I am It was it was all a metaphor Oh man What I just what was this is a To do with this is a falling banana banana. Oh, it's a falling banana. We're trying to peel it again. Yeah, it's got We found the culprit Now it's rotting What Let us clean not the way it went to last week Oh, that was a that was a dick I know that's what I thought it was too a weird fucked up dick in a blanket or something Yes I was clutched but yeah, the only thing that animated was that neon sperm I just loved how red like it was super I like the way that people said hey don't don't put colors by the way And then everyone jackson fucking Pollock on every I love the he's so happy look at him. That's his day is done. Yeah, he doesn't know where that jay is He's he's just he he grew the dick banana My He could be diving into a pool That was a shortfall what's great is that this was the end of the story so I just drew it again I Was supposed to be a ghost I didn't know what was happening at this I'm so disappointed it's like a confident There were so many opportunities for motion I just gotta say they were like they were clouds and stuff that could have movement, but we just lost Saying Listen just because they had him fall and snap his back. That's not a bad decision. That's just an option. You know Yeah He's got no parachute on him. He's got nothing. He's just like He could have had him die as well I had a minute to draw something Okay Oh my god, that's what this He's dead There is there is a sequence of events there are We haven't we haven't gotten to the one that I described as gory yet, by the way See this was simple I think he lives through this one Oh No, I know where this goes We're playing garden phone for this emotional roller coaster Oh your character your character shits himself and dies Remember how this e-fap started with this wholesome wonderful emotional animation and music now we're just drawing people dying from their own Yeah, there's a lot on the way Like someone possibly died doing this save that one by the way, I'm saving that Oh I followed the event so clearly That was amazing I don't even know I think I know where this goes I think so What is this creature? I don't even remember What a what a change of art style as well I like how he gradually described by which I could die Well, when you blow your head off you do lose features Yeah Happens slow enough for it to actually be slow I think everyone of us right now needs to speak to a therapist The only drawing that hasn't died yet was my banana penis Oh, yeah One of the trees made it out, okay, sort of I'm sure we'll be murdering clouds in a few minutes. It'll be fine by some way to kill them Holy shit We're doing good This is going somewhere This will be the hole somewhere I don't recognize this I don't recognize this He's getting thick He needed that double jump All right I keep thinking plot twists like what happens next Animation really works. I really see the motion kind of actually works. Yeah That's that the motion is so convincing. I love that. That's great. Well done guys All of them die Every single one of them just died He crashes into the edge of the frame He didn't realize how small this world really was It looks great. Yeah, this is genuinely a hilarious joke the onion tried to jump across Little did he know he would shit himself into the edge of a universe and die Classic classic Classic onion. Yeah, that's onion. Oh, there we go. Fuck me. There's three left. All right, we're dancing. How's this guy gonna die? All right Just like he did to me Oh no, oh no I know what this is I know what this is I'm so sorry That was a half grown man touching a kawaii girl or something Oh no Oh no All right He's a goner He might survive I know he's dead I saw this goner Oh he's dead Oh my gosh Another death Another one was Can't even have a nice little dance Well at least some murderer didn't die I guess It was a nice little dance and just sighted me He died by the guy The dance of death The dance of death indeed I saw this I saw this image and I was like is this a guy touching Oh here we go I don't remember it drawing a splat Why is he gonna go in the meanest somehow He wants to shake your hand Oh he's slipping maybe I don't know But I don't remember Yeah he's still going Here's the trip Oh no Oh god I'll do like get him in this one Oh no The penis is growing Oh no Now he's dead too Now he's dead Oh my god I used to take my life from the tragedy What the fuck I thought it was an egg with a cock stapled onto it so when he fell in He broke his nose like yoke filled out We're all grown We're all grown adults Yes You have to grow old You don't have to grow up This is the one I ruined by not filling in the rest Can't wait to see how the lemonade dies I don't remember the laminates I don't remember any of this The penis after one image I completely fucked this one up For me to kill them again I don't even know what this is yet This is what this was What the hell happened I have no idea I bet the jellyfish out of it I guess I thought it was Bane's mask It's a facehugger It's a facehugger And now he's enjoying it I don't understand I don't understand the events here What was the jellyfish Well, yeah I think it's fair to assume it was a jellyfish I'm just wondering how it got from a man running to a laminate man It's just like a mask propaganda Like something happened there It's a bird that plop human And then jellyfish At least the lemonade disappeared It didn't die I think it was an anthology It was several stories put together The lemonade died of cancer off screen It's told out of chronological I didn't even know It's like pulp fiction Now Should that be it for Gothic Phone or one more What's the feel I'd say that's a good place to stop and come back later Yeah, we can come back later It takes a while to get through a round I need to Actually seriously get my head back together Well, I was going to say As you should make them play that on Friday night tights Like Absolutely It's got to be a blast It's Yeah, we're doing it We're going to do it We're all going to get kicked off the internet Oh, hopefully I'm surprised Do I need to be replaced by somebody Nope, I'm next Oh, okay I came in that order Well, nobody's getting kicked yet But if anyone wants to leave, they can Well, I actually do have to finish up something So I can come back later You can never leave If you want I'd like to go smoke a cigarette So I'll be right back Yeah, for those in chat Who have pissed off that we just played that They can finally Finally Finally get the grace Randolph content Um I mean Should we wait until the cigarette is complete? I don't know He's not missing it. You're doing him a favor By starting the video Now I know that you guys are going to hate me for this But I am going to start us from the beginning So I'm going to I'm so sorry Let me make something up to stop Also So just to clarify There's an exploding cockpoo Quick I assumed that's what was happening We were kicking somebody out No, I said that we didn't have to kick someone out But then you said you needed to go anyway I mean I could probably finish what I'm doing while we're here I was trying to Watch this video earlier Oh, where are you now? Were you actually next in the order? Let me check I kinda am I'm so sorry I've got someone lined up now All right, I'll see you guys In a few hours Goodbye, sir Tell me man, that gothic phone They need to get a steam Vision going I'll pay 20-25 bucks for this Easily, it's so much better than a jack box Ones Dude, you know what Jack box might copy it That's true It seems like the smartest thing to do business-wise Yeah, it's just Really good Jack box has to do an annoying ass voiceover The whole thing, that's what makes it I mean, I don't hate the voiceover But it is interesting that they made it almost silent On this, you can just do whatever you wanna do You're right, it's not always a problem Some of them are just like It's non-stop and really obnoxious There's a few modes that are like that I do hate When they just repeat it every single time you wanna play And just like, please end, please stop And some of them can't skip Right, yeah Evan Monroe, how are you doing sir? Welcome, welcome Doing solid, glad to be out We just got done with some gothic phone So if you were hoping to play that, I'm so sorry You're instead gonna have to listen to Grace Randolph Talk about the Suicide Squad You guys seemed very interested in it when I was watching It was That was an adventure, holy shit Quite a bit to talk about In terms of her presentation I suppose Oh yeah, we did all of that We can't get caught up on that again Otherwise, this could be a long Streaming of that We can't be having that, okay We're actually, the plan Is to do 3-8 hours So we are 3 hours and 20 minutes away from the first gap Actually Can you believe it? I am seriously wondering about I'm gonna be filled with coffee The end of That is hot Alrighty, here we go Alright, finally Hopefully everyone has the link, yeah We were about to find out why this video was quite hated I'm excited Nobody on the face of the earth Tried harder to like this movie Than me In fact, just another day When I was talking about its initial Rotten Tomato score I said I didn't see any way I would ever give this A Rotten Tomato because I felt the actors Were just doing too good a job From the trailers and I liked Certain elements of it I guess she's a contributor to Rotten Tomatoes It's just I appreciate I appreciate that some people will do it that way And say that thing, but like this to EFAT Which is like, what? You would never give it a bad score because the trailer looked too good Okay I guess she never Even harder to say I'm not entirely sure I understand the concept of like Trying to like a movie Like if you watch it and you just You can't stand it Isn't that really just the Pretend it's what you wanted and see how you feel I can understand the whole thing of like Almost being on the things side Based on what it is You want to like it Yes, not tried to like it You wanted to like it, but then You can still try to like something I think you can try to Focus on the positives and ignore the things that might bug you Like that's a conscious effort that you could make I guess the problem is that I can't Hope to see this as don't get mad at me Because I think it's bad It's like almost like you're throwing up a shield Of no, I wasn't coming I hate it, like I actually wanted it to be good Kind of, I feel like there are a lot of people Who aren't saying what they actually think About suicide squad And I think, yeah There's probably no sorrow or something With that one Also, it's okay to say I wanted it to be good That's fine, but if you say I wanted it to be bad Well, so the interesting thing that that prompts Is surely they want all movies to be good, right? Right I think basically everyone Wants movies to be good Like I don't think anyone goes into A movie exactly wanting to hate it Like maybe if there's stuff outside of it But you probably want it just good There's gonna be exceptions There was no part of me that wanted That went into the rise of Skywalker going I hope this is cinematically well made I hope it was But I just didn't expect it to be Because at the point of rise of Skywalker It's like fuck it, let's have fun Let's see what they do And if what they did was just make a vaguely competent film I would have been like oh okay For me it was just the best I mean if it was really good somehow Like somehow they pulled off with the writing I don't know how they would have done it I guess that things are unironically good But the problem is that there's just too many Examples I've seen of people wanting things To suck and maybe it's influenced by Rags we'll probably remember like The console war shit Where it's like people were rooting for The games on the other platforms to fail And be shit like I remember that Being a very common thing Like oh Halo 5 is gonna suck Oh like Uncharted 4 Sucks it's just yeah I can believe that people go into stuff wanting For this movie you had The Snyder people who wanted it to be bad Some of them This is a move away from Snyder Well yeah the particular Snyder people Because this is a move away from Snyder So if it's good that represents Them What they want being even more In danger than it already is Yeah genuinely that motivation lines up completely You can see why And so if the movie is even average That means it's like it's time to crank The negatives in terms of talking about them Because it's yeah The more publicity and popularity this movie has The less likely the Snyder slash Aya verse if you will has a chance Of getting more life blood in it So that makes sense There are people who just genuinely hated it But as for like Wonky motivations going in It's all over the spectrum right But like if you were gonna be completely honest About Rise of Skywalker if we ended up watching it And it turned out to be extremely well written It was like it's kind of nicely turned out that way That they managed to fix a lot of what they'd fucked up But it still wasn't like What I was looking for going into this cinema You know it was like I wasn't thinking I want this to be great I want them to fix everything I was thinking well it's fucked Let's see something funny Yeah like that's kind of like My attitude for Venom like Let there be carnage or whatever it's called Like the first one was so funny and bad And it's just like I'm just gonna enjoy the show I expect it to be bad if it's good But I expect a funny experience basically I guess I would say I would rather have something Be conspicuously bad in a way That like even normies are gonna notice Than like fucked But in a way that's like passable to the majority Of people Because I mean Then we won't get more of it If it's fucked in a way that everyone notices Then we won't And I think that's often Means it's worse If it's fucked in a way that everyone notices Then we're less like the people I think I agree If I knew where I was going to be bad It's like I really hope it has some funny bad stuff in it Instead of just like Mundanely bad Or even kind of close to average Because it's just kind of like well this is kind of a Not even a blip on the radar then It's just a kind of a I remember when the leaks came out And I just started expecting funniness Because it was like holy crap if these are the actual plot points That's the thing it's half me to be like honest And objective about that one because I can't quite remember Like because I knew about the leaks We did a whole stream on them and most of them were true So I didn't want to go and see Birds of Prey I didn't want to see it but I knew that If I watched it there was a good chance It was gonna be fucking terrible and I can get a video out of it And lo and behold I went it was absolutely abysmal And I got a few videos out of it But no I didn't go to see Birds of Prey with any expectations that the movie Was actually gonna be good Yeah well I didn't expect Birds of Prey to be good either Then again I'm You know this is the effect we're pretty cynical about most things These days like we don't expect It was funny someone like Chewed me out in chat for that they were like You think that all films are pretty much gonna be bad It's not much of a worthy prediction if it's always the same It's like so a prediction is based on past Information Just how we create any kind of pattern These aren't on nothing Like why would I think that When the MCU is gonna be good right now When we were in a phase that's just entirely shit Is it gonna be like oh what a useless prediction I'd be like well no that's the prediction What else is there? Well it's based on the fact that four out of four Of the things we've had so far have been kind of Disasters I think it's fair to say that we got Raimi coming up As well as James Gunn with Guardians 3 So it's like there's a chance that those will turn out better Maybe Shang-Chi will come out And be surprised Well I've heard it's a triumph That's for every cent of the triumph Man I feel like we'd be Good going No no I'm basically done I was just gonna say like I think people made that Prediction with the Suicide Squad Is like all the other films in the DC You were bad or like and they were just like This might be bad but then you got James Gunn It's like maybe it's like you know You kind of like take it based on like Information that you have versus like the filmmakers And there's a lot of factors that can influence Your opinion before you go in Yeah because obviously the people who made Black Widow Like they got fucking no clue how to write characters But James Gunn does And so if you're gonna bank on one of them With their next film it's like I guess James Gunn Yeah I'll take him Like hopefully he can get that right Especially with Guardians because he's Very invested in the Guardians He's just got so much baggage To work with with the Endgame Like Australian Directive I think she did a movie called like Berlin Syndrome or something That was the only movie It seems like the thing now With like Marvel movies is they get People who've made one or two like indie films And then just scale it up to this massive production Which feels like That's a weird way to approach Making a film To get somebody who's done stuff Small and then not like work them up In terms of like build up scale To get familiar with how to make a I feel like that's Maybe it's I don't know if I agree with that But I think it's part of the Concept that it's like A successful indie film is a marker Of good writing when typically it's not Like part of the draw of these indie films Is their more experimental nature I was more referring to the idea Of just managing a production That's like 200 million dollars Is probably gonna be a lot A bigger task Than managing a production That's on a few million dollars In terms of just logistics and things like that You got a bigger crew though So there's more people Handling all the ass-tracks It's not gonna be Kate Shortland Signing the documents to get locations That's what Kevin Oh sure I would still assume that It's more complicated, right To make a film on that scale Than it would be to make a film On a smaller scale Hey we got 22 seconds in this time We got what? We got 22 seconds in this time 22 seconds everybody Progress We're talking about something that she was talking about At least we're making a little progress Sort of tangentially related We appreciate you Grace Appreciate you Imagine my surprise As the movie on the market And it's behind the text Everything is behind the text Everything is behind the text The text on the top I guess that's not our top layer The text would probably be the last thing she put in Because she needs to listen to herself To figure out what topic she even went through Unless she does it before Oh, instead of Doing the bullet point text first And following that Whatever she rambled on about She put the text in to give the Impression or to lie about the fact That there might have been structure to it I guess we'll find out Didn't cap a peacemaker or king shot Wait, wait, we gotta wait Let her get to it, okay I just saw it and I'm upset I know it hurts For me And I realized I was just so disappointed About it But that there was no way That I could not give this a rotten tomato I just have too many problems The horror of a rotten tomato How dare you I've never heard anyone talk about the reviews In terms of whether or not they would give it A particular ripeness grade of tomato Like generally I don't actually give the fuck Well Rex, maybe when you're rotten tomato is certified When you're a Oh yeah, when I'm a real critic She's a professional critic You could tell by The glasses The glasses Did I miss something? Rotten tomato because she has problems with it No she can't She can't give it a fresh tomato Which by the way You can tell we're just from different realms Because when she said like I have to give it a rotten I was like so is that 50% or lower Or is it I think rotten is 69% or lower So that's fucking useless Tell me what you mean 69 is 60 or below Well there's a big difference between a movie It's a 5.5 in a movie that's a one Yeah What are we doing here Well we've only given her 40 seconds That's enough How many views does it have 118,000 Oh my gosh Damn Taste wise I'm gonna give this a very fair review Alright Give it an unfair review Please I'm gonna be very unfair today I'm gonna be unfair Fuck this movie You if you like it We'll see how consistently she sticks to that Good luck with all the topics That you're gonna cover man In like 18 minutes I'm very confused By a particular topic Incredibly well made It's like oh Okay Before that it's matter of taste Like it does all of these things that I hate But you know it did them well So that's gonna be the Compromise I'll make you guys I've decided not to give this Film a tomato at all Wow What a kind What a Magnanimous benefactor She's withholding the tomato I want my tomato No tomato for you Dude this is so strange No tomato but I'm gonna give you No tomato because I'm I'm just picturing someone watching this And she says like I was gonna give it A rotten tomato and they're like And then it's like but I'm not gonna It's like oh it's like I don't negotiate When I'm in a position of strength You do what the fuck I tell you That's not how this works I'm not a compromiser to you You're nothing to compromise Before we like out-negotiate with terrorists Seriously though I feel like it needs to be said before we get into it Rotten tomatoes is one of the worst Systems for understanding How good or bad something is You're not tomato approved It was not there That is Cutting into my soul a bit However I do have arguments The first one being I don't know that there is any system That I think is more useless than One where the percentage score Is based on how many people gave you a score Of 6 or above Rather than just an aggregate score Like that can totally mislead you Everybody gives a movie a 6 out of 10 And it's 100% rated But a film that's device events up getting like A much lower score because of this system Or what's interesting is that Like you can have a I guess it's technically possible To have a film that is rated On average higher But it has a higher tomato score If the numbers Line up the right way It's entirely possible I'm pretty sure that Joker has a lower Rotten tomatoes score than Wonder Woman Or something because of just the way That the system works It's a really stupid system because It seems like a lot of people aren't very familiar with it So they see 91 And they're like wow Like a 9 out of 10 Whereas that's not what it is It just means 90% of people have it And a 6 out of 10 Yeah a 6 out of 10 is Not something I could really work with that much Especially with a bunch of people nowadays We're just slapping tomatoes to everybody And that's the fundamental thing Is this weird abstraction Of like what this film is Without any information on what I can get out of it And that's the issue is like number scores Are already not great But number scores are better than Rotten tomatoes Like I can't I understand why it's such a prominent system That's used for like films I only explore Rotten tomatoes To see how it compares to other Things rated there Just for the lulls almost Or because I want to check To see how much of a stupid Bit of nonsense it is I wouldn't get So If I'm having a conversation About film with somebody And they tell me as a sort of opener To help me understand their position So I'm not going to Give this a tomato of any kind It makes me feel like that I don't understand what I've got it on screen, that is my reaction I just imagine someone saying that like 25 years ago And everyone thinking they're just insane Yeah this feels like something It's an interdimensional cable Like this is Without that context What did you think of the film Well I'm not going to give it a tomato What the fuck are you talking about What are you talking about This is what I mean, I've just pulled up And it's like new and upcoming movies Reminiscent 36% Does that mean it's a 3.6? No, it means that only 36% of people Gave it a 6 or above But then I go on Metacritic And it's like 55 So this is very confusing to me It's like the number is more Helpful than the It's done You want a fucking graph that shows Like 1 to 10 and it shows them all and each one has got a buff Like how many people put it in that In that number category, that's the best way to show it It's a better one It says It says And on Metacritic it's 45 Which means it's lower than Reminiscent Which has a rotten score So a film that is Broadly considered to be Better The Rotten Tomatoes score What The thing about the graph is that's a more practical Like solution to like learn what people Think about the movie and like what Overall people believe but the reason They keep it as the score is that they can like Put it in trailers or like on Blu-ray cover And of course with Rotten Tomatoes Critic scores are useless, critic scores Absolutely useless They don't contribute anything to the film They don't contribute any financial benefit to the film The only person they should be listening to Is the audience Well that's not necessarily true Like if you have a high tomato rating Just because of the popularity of the system People I think are going to be more inclined To go see a movie with a 92% rating With a 22% rating I got slightly confused here I'm living in a world where we're not grading Movies by the Tomatoes The problem is that we are commenting On how dumb all that shit is But like loads of people use it Why? People pull it up and see 92 I'll go watch it and it's like You don't even know what they said And you don't know It's several things You don't know what they said You don't know who said it Do you value everybody's opinion equally Or do you value these people's opinions More highly than your own or like I've seen it, it always comes up to defend films That are really shit, they'll be like yeah Well this film did this Because you have your critics and then you have your Top critics for Rotten Tomatoes And you could grade I'm pretty sure she's listed as one That's so cringe Well surely she might be one if she's talking about If she's going to give him a tomato or not Or else she's just doing the most cringe Or else she's doing the most fucking cringe roleplay I've ever seen in my life But she's pretending to be a certified critic On Rotten Tomatoes It's tough because it's like Film is such a Complex medium that I didn't A number score just doesn't tell you what you need to know I would appreciate It's a green banana out of ten I would appreciate it if I knew What she was trying to do I appreciate one out of ten Because I get your idea much quicker Than I'm sorry Rotten Tomatoes What the fuck is a Rotten Tomato? Well I feel an easy way to put it Into perspective is it's like Saving Private Ryan Because we both get A certified fresh But like they're not the same By any stretch Of the imagination So it's like I was a little bit too I was too brash I feel like one of the most normal things you can do Is judge a film by the trailer And then the Rotten Tomatoes score I think a trailer is fine As a point of reference You get target audience From the trailer And then you get the Well did they actually achieve to appeal to that target audience From the Rotten Tomatoes Would be the idea So it's like oh this appeals to me But did they actually pull it off And you go oh 5% of Rotten Tomatoes Probably not I mean what's even weirder Is that sometimes they'll see films on Rotten Tomatoes That have like 55% But they'll still be certified fresh Which is really weird What do you do with that I pee on it I don't get why the haunted mansion Is on the screen Yeah Oh Describe that PNG That she just slapped on there Oh so it's a thumbnail from a prior video she did Where she was talking about Suicide Squad Well yeah it's It's hideous It's all hideous though I mean luckily It's cohesive In the sense that it's all hideous Nothing stands out In the sense that it isn't hideous Damn popups They're on the screen How the fuck does she have almost a million Subscribers She's been doing this For a long time Because she started in 2008 And she made it Back then But now she's made it so she doesn't have to care anymore Speaking of I would love to see the statistics of How many subscribers she got from this video Like people saw this And said yes I want to be notified when more of this is made In finnish She pissed people off with this one Maybe she lost subscribers Who knows I don't want to fight with anybody I'll make with you guys I've decided not to give this film a tomato At all My rotten tomato would not Change the score that much And it's just not worth the headache Oh my god I can't deal with I don't give a fuck Just get on with it Just tell us What you thought Talking about the mechanics of tomatoes I don't want to get kicked back Regardless of what I say or do So I'm just not going to give it a Give it a fucking tomato woman You know what people I wouldn't want to cause truck controversy So I'm not going to write a rotten tomatoes review I'm just going to make a youtube video Also It doesn't matter What do you mean It'll go in So it might as well Not even one There's two videos about the suicide squad she made It's like a spoiler review as well That's even longer Her mind is so conditioned to writing Tomatoes and like rotten tomatoes That if you asked her to just give it a number score It would be like in the office When Michael tries to give Kevin a math problem but he can't do it So he starts listing it with M&M's instead It's like alright Is it eight tomatoes Or four tomatoes And she could probably give you an answer then I'm blown away by the fact that She's not going to do it Primarily or at least in part Because it won't change the overall score What the hell This is the ultimate She lives in critic world Feels that way That's what happens when you throw it into Like a giant conglomerate Of course it might get thrown in And forgotten If someone said like hey your black widow video It's not going to make a difference to what people think of black widow I'd be like oh you have a fuck Maybe Maybe I have a principle That is to tell the truth and what I feel Cool Every critic If every critic used that same thought process Where they're like it wouldn't change it that much So I'm just Well I mean I won't make a difference Or I won't do anything It's just a stupid attitude Surely it's actually thinking about it Because it's got 101 there A large amount compared to the people who could be possible To change that number That's a select group So it's like she needs to let everyone know that Despite my opinion mattering much more Than the average person I'm not going to share it Because I don't think it'll have a big enough piece of the pie To change anything That's not her job That's not her job A job as a critic is To pass on her fucking Ripish tomato We made a consistent of her though Film critic world The point I'm trying to get at Is that we've made so many criticisms of tomato bullshit But in their world I don't know if you guys remember When Chris Stuckman got officially put on Rotten Tomatoes He was super happy about it Yes He's a superficial prick To me I'm just like Stop Only the coolest kids are allowed So lame To be honest with you I hate the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes This film offers a lot Of what could be considered lacking In the latest portions Of the latter eras And I find that much of it is Wanting despite the incredible Visuals supported by a cast that Really cared and a writer that did Phenomenal work What do you It's always like two to three paragraphs At most and it's just like Vapid and vague Two to three sentences Yeah Indentation Gaps between the sentences Nothing that's really said And it just You're not helping me Figure out what this is Yeah what am I supposed to do With this It's so weird that she even made this video Because if her whole point is I'm not going to give it a rating Because it doesn't matter what I say And then proceed to make a video Because I guess she does Think it matters what she says Well it matters on YouTube It matters on YouTube but not on Rotten Tomatoes If her She doesn't think she can move the needle with this Or she doesn't think her point of view matters With this don't make the fucking video then Whoa I'll say this is This is what happens when critics care more About Money This is what happens when critics care more about themselves Than the audience they're trying to communicate to Because this is Changing the consensus This is all about my career My notoriety My presence in the film industry It's not about How do I convey honestly What I actually feel To the people who watch my content She doesn't give any effort into the editing That's why it turns out like this And you could lose all of what we've seen so far We cut right into Suicide Squad Although Suicide Squad came out and blah blah blah Let's talk about it instead of Rotten Tomatoes We need to go over how the system works And whether or not I shall provide a tomato Ironically I think Chris Stuckman and Jeremy Johns Do better at that Of just getting straight into the movie Jeremy Johns just like gets the point Jeremy Johns yeah Stuckman He's I don't know he I can't watch his shit You're in good company It has a flavor Wouldn't you prefer No flavor to shit flavor I feel like no flavor to shit flavor I like rice sometimes Yeah but like even Like even shit there's something about it That makes it what it is No Stuckman Doesn't give me even shit flavor Well is that what you're saying Rags Chris Stuckman lacks the flavor of shit even There's not yeah at least Even as bad as poop is At least you're like oh that's Pooh I know what that is I know what Chris Stuckman is I think I prefer bland to poop Do you know what Chris Stuckman is Do you I don't even know Chris Stuckman Chris Stuckman doesn't know what he is All he knows is there's a version of himself That he wants to be Yeah that's right Honestly that's the most apt thing And now he's directing a movie You guys saw that news right Oh yeah yeah yeah Did you see the funny news where he was like When I make my movie they're gonna say They're gonna call me the turned movie maker When really I've been making movies Since I was a child I was like trying to change The way his channel is He's like saying he wants to talk more stuff about Like how to make movies and stuff like that And it's like okay dude When he's talking about the movies he made The VHS Indiana Jones Fan films he made with his Buddies like really man Yeah it's like kind of juvenile It's not the best things to be showing off Like you probably want to be coming from lower experience It's still kind of like Good to show us like I've had passion for this Well that's the nicest Way to interpret that Let me go the opposite direction and say Stop shitting on the project that is youtuber Stop looking at it like it's a shameful label Yeah so what if you started with youtube I mean I've been making movies Since I was nine years old like with stop recording With a camcorder but I would still say Like I came from youtube originally Because that's where people knew me from I was in a platform in my craft It's a valid platform that has allowed A lot of people a lot of talented People an opportunity to get Like in And be able to create their stuff and show it To the world when there otherwise would have been a lot of barriers In their way and the reality Is like Chris duckman came from youtube He wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't Because he had a youtube career So it's really I don't like it When you then turn around And then I'm going to use the ladder Yeah find the ladder Pull it away This is something that we notice With other film critics on youtube Who Like they belittle their own craft Even though they're big and famous They're like oh I'm just a dumb youtube video It's just a dumb youtube video Yeah Tell me a lot about how they see what they do High top does that all the time While simultaneously being like this is the greatest thing I have made With every single video Some of my favorite stuff is on youtube And there is some serious Dog shit on Netflix So I do not care about the media It's just whatever you're giving me What's the content is it good Thing is what matters Does any of it even matter if you can't give a tomato What the fuck is the point Even Chris Stockman's videos Are better than a lot of the stuff on Netflix I seek the approval of the fruit Chris Stockman's videos are like just I don't know man Chris Stockman is just The critic thing that has been around for He's critic sludge He's just white noise That's better than like hoops I don't know I think I'd rather watch hoops Watch hoops and say that to me again What All I hear is just like I'd rather watch Neil Breen than Chris Stockman With hoops You can still comment on the badness With Stockman often times you'll fall asleep It's just the color gray personified You should get Neil Breen on Ifap that would be incredible If only He wouldn't belittle himself That's the thing he would see How can this help my career As I ascend into filmmaking Is like do I want to associate With that my old life My old self That's how he would see it You'd think Chris Stockman would Take pride in the fact that Like he's been very successful On YouTube And so when it's like YouTuber turned filmmaker Or Just even taking that perspective it's like Both of them are Like they work together They don't have to belittle Your craft simply because He thinks success You guys seen a night's tale In a night's tale Our protagonist Is he's really good at the sparring He's really good at it But there's not as much There's not as much glory and money in it And so he belittles it And he doesn't treat it as seriously as he could He wants to go off and do bigger better things He wants to be the jousting master Chris Stockman is like that with YouTube Except Our protagonist in Night's Tale He was good at sparring Forget I mentioned anything I was following that I was like wait Yeah If you're good at YouTube He's like but that doesn't really mean anything If you're good at YouTube That's the trouble is you can have No talent and still be popular What you made didn't get shown in the theater On Netflix as well I do think it's just it's rooted in almost Data thinkers like well no If it's in a cinema that's like that's Something that's on a computer Like you showed it on a computer He wasn't like medium hierarchy You didn't have catering On your project you just did it on your own In like your house or in your backyard Or like through a video game or through like Animation that's like that's not That's not like I had a premiere Like there were people who came to my premiere Like critics and other filmmakers And I don't on the internet that's not That's not like anything Chris Stockman is a person who is Married to the argument From authority fallacy Yeah I must have the Big filmmakers the Netflix The authorities In film craft Those are who I need to be Approved by they are the ones who decide What isn't is worthwhile art And I have to Make myself somebody That will be approved by them Is that combined with It's kind of built into the film industry Because you know like There will never be a youtube Film like if you made a film And put it on youtube it wouldn't be Considered for the academy awards Like they already have the barrier that it has to be Released in theaters and everything is Building up to the Oscars You think? You really think? I feel like it has to There's just going to be more and more films That don't get released theatrically That's just going to become more common Well that's what Netflix has been doing a lot They've been bypassing theaters You have to consider There's been a boom Of the streaming services in general And those are going to be trying to do originals And they're all going to lobby together To say hey get us into the fucking Show It's all money anyway It's advertising What do they give a shit The giant marketing event If they get more money who cares I think if there is an old garden Films who wants to protect What they perceive the craft to be It won't matter with time Eventually people will be like Eventually those people will just Die I was going to say it's not even just the prestigious elements It's like the experience of he playing The short films in a theater where people are watching it He's like I've made it That's what this is The film is what means you've made it You completed the project It's such an almost a wholesome mistake That he could be talked out of when looking at it Maybe philosophically But I'm just saying they're really frustrated It's like stop, appreciate the work you've done Not whether or not people saw it In a particular building Damn It's true people get focused on the wrong thing It represents the achievement No It represents it It's like enjoying the party That you have to celebrate That you've finished something That wouldn't even No, I'm talking about he doesn't see the value Until it reaches the theater That's the problem There's a healthy way to do that There's a healthy way to be like I'm proud of having my film shown in the cinema That's not unhealthy Well, I can see how that would be healthy It's all about priorities Are you happy that it got to be on this massive screen With awesome sound That you can experience it in this type of way Or was it specifically Will movies are meant to be in theaters Essentially If you're placing value Yeah, it depends why you're placing value upon it Yeah, of course If it's shown in the theater It's a movie, if it's played on a computer It's a video It's an interesting form of gatekeeping Because that's a whole topic on its own There are times to do it and times not to It reminds me of when Jay from Red Letter Media I always use this example Because it was the most frustrating one We described Todd Phillips as not a real filmmaker Oh, yeah For reference, the guy made all the hangover movies In Joker It's not a real filmmaker It's like, okay I don't like that kind of thing You're a real filmmaker Why is he not a real filmmaker? I think that's what was... That video from them got more downvotes than usual Because people were annoyed They seemed a little skewed against Joker Because of the fact that it was... They really didn't like the fact that Todd Phillips had said He tried to sneak a real film inside Did he say a real film inside a comic book movie Because what's being watched right now Yeah, it's the same thing with Martin Scorsese With Marvel movies not being cinema It's like just using specific Terminology and saying that a certain Genre or filmmaker It isn't this People really hate That we don't like his take on that And most of the time, you watch people Try and justify Scorsese They will change what he said Exactly He said that superhero movies Are not the thing of people Relaying their experiences and feelings To each other Categorically untrue That's just wrong What he said Was false And it wasn't misrepresentation When When does something become not cinema And it has apes And people are like He said they're like rollercoasters Which isn't offensive It's like shut up Seriously, Jesus Christ It was like Tika Wattiti said It's like the Marvel Cinematic Universe It's cinema They're films that you watch in theaters It's cinema There's fast paced Explosion and mixed tones Therefore it can't be a true art film That's absurd That is absolutely absurd Does that apply to Terminator Does that apply to Die Hard They're not cinema because there's explosions People change the goalpost It's not high art Not that it's cinema It's far more You can't have a bombastic blockbuster That's really well made And be high art Then we get to the pot It's all art Someone said Cinema's dead That's a different topic You changed You did the thing we said That people do and you did it What he said is really disagreeable People really like Martin Scorsese They always cite He's one of the foundational people That made filmmaking what it is There always has to be someone who makes something what it is That doesn't mean they did a good job at it I find it fascinating Because it's like, hey I made the third Reich what it is Well, I think the counter That's a strange argument I feel like the more apt thing to point out It's like Martin Scorsese has made a lot of great films That doesn't necessarily mean That he's gonna have a correct take on this particular topic Imagine someone said You don't like Prometheus Are you aware of the guy who made that Made Aliens? Yeah No, no, you need to have the right inflection The guy who made that made Aliens? Aliens How did that happen? Alien, yeah You don't like bold the game Those are both films Aliens cinema Nope I don't know When does it start becoming cinema? That's the thing you know If I had an explosion One more extra one into Godfather Is it still cinema? Two more? Three more? I think I saw somebody mention Chat something I was just gonna say There was a time when special effects People were just like, this is just stupid shit This doesn't mean anything And then it was like So Junior came out and was like This is like art And it just seems like it takes Because again there was the quote of video games aren't art It takes time to catch up to what is obvious Which is that it's all art Roger Ebert said that one He said that video games will never be art And it's like that's the oof Here's a quote for you Roger Ebert said He gave Batman Returns A not positive review He said that noir and superhero genre Can't mix It's just ridiculous statements That don't mean anything Why would you say that? Why? Because there are people Who unironically believe That you can't mix genres for some reason I distinctly remember Science fiction and fantasy They're distinct, they can't mix And of course you're like Star Wars, Marvel, DC All of the biggest properties ever It's like science and cinema Science fiction comedies Or horror comedies You can blend genres That are more comedic with other ones That are more bombastic That happens all the time It's just get out of this genre thing Stop getting caught up in it It can be anything It just as long as it makes sense Imagine there were loads of foundational works That were a genre called Florm Oh my god an art form It's this very early genre Of fiction that took hold And it's all about These Women who use magic And that's what Florm is And someone wants to write a film About men who use magic And they're like men But men aren't really an aspect of Florm So you can't really, that's mixing Florm with fantasy You can't really do that That makes it a 2 out of 4 People aren't arguing from what Doesn't work within the art itself These people are arguing from how it compares To previous conventions Meaningless It's not meaningless The message changes how people perceive art But it is It is still not a way To determine what can And can't work It sure as hell not consistent It's relying on other things Instead of what the thing is Thought theater must leave us now I'm afraid Sorry but it was a good time Yeah We got a minute of grace Yeah loads of minutes You even got to play some gothic phone Even some got it I might come hang out later Much later but we'll see We'll be around for a while Alright take care See you later man Bye bye If Grace Randolph gave this a tomato Well I was going to say The people Like 10 million years ago Who were looking to find out her opinion They're sitting there like is this real How is this happening We're only a minute in We kept talking about Chris Stockman Very interesting More interesting than the video Liar let's find out how interesting it's going to be Liar The only handful of negative reviews Thought to the narrative that some people have come up with Which is ridiculous Someone's echoing I think I saw Parker slide up Sorry I couldn't even hear it I couldn't hear it either Vendetta against this movie I mean I honestly don't care So Yes you do When you make a fucking video I don't care about this I didn't want to make this video Yeah you fucking did Do the example The example of oh La Crosse That's why I never talk about it You can verify that Franey does not care about La Crosse Because of how many times I've said That I don't care about La Crosse I need to pick a new example Because clearly you care about La Crosse At this point You've got strong feelings towards La Crosse That's the problem It comes to What's the one with the horses That jump over the things Is that a quest? Oh that's horse jumping Horse jumping Was it that simple horse jumping? No it's not called horse jumping All I know is the jockies do it It's dressage isn't it Oh Isn't it dressage It's proper name Maybe I'll tell you what I do care about Rock climbing at the Olympics That was like the coolest new sport ever The rock climbing stuff was awesome Two fingers dope I feel like surfing is a Surfing is a strange one Because it's like Do the conditions at the time Affects what your potential High school could be That's dressage right where That woman had a horse That just wouldn't fucking do anything That's what happened That's what happens when a sport relies on animals I guess right No I don't want to do it I want to eat grass and roam in a field I want to eat ice cream And not tomatoes Eat grass We want to be free We want to do what we want to do I want to be alive I am alive Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do I don't really watch much of the Olympics I don't watch much I think it was really cool That does sound cool It was like the way that it worked Was that there were identical tracks To go up to the top So the whole idea was that there was a button at the top You needed to get up there as quickly as possible And hit the button and that was basically How it worked Oh the speed climbing Yeah basically And now we're climbing up in like 5-6 seconds Oh yeah Maybe a little bit longer than that Basically It's disgusting I thought it was really impressive Spider monkeys Speaking of spider monkeys I don't want to take that away from you I don't want to reign on anyone's parade But I do feel that I have a responsibility What would it mean You know if I A responsibility I really wanted to hit the end of the sentence I got a comment for something you said earlier Okay yeah go ahead So if you guys Don't like a thing and I No if you do like a thing and I don't like it I'm raining on your parade but what does it mean If you hated it And I loved it Am I drawing rain out of your parade Like what's that Is that bad That's putting a sun on your parade drying it up It's just funny to me It's like don't debbie down on me I'm enjoying it but also if I'm not enjoying it It's totally fine for you to I don't know Don't happy harry me It's what I mean because like you know Someone having a good time with something That you are really not We all know like that's just a common human experience That being like really annoying That being like poor times Someone feeling great when you're feeling shit Yeah I fucking hate it When I see other people happy It's disgusting It makes me swell with anger Whoa the big memory was Oh wow I got like a 95 in this test I thought it was going to fail And you just want to throw yourself through a window Just get out of here Yeah I guess it's popping correctly I thought I was flood But I guess I'm perfect Oh it's what the girls on That's what girls do on the internet All of them every single one Is they post a picture of themselves And they're fucking drop dead gorgeous And they're like I kind of feel really ugly But I guess I'll post this anyway No makeup selfie I ate a blueberry yesterday I feel like a pig Also here's a link to my only fans I don't know what to do Not anymore It's great to find out what we're going to put tomorrow I ate another tomato I ate an extra tomato than normal today I ate one extra Had one spare Feeling bloated Might delete later My diet certified fresh Oh wait I'll roll this back so that other thing happens Please I don't want to rain on anyone's parade But I do feel that I have a responsibility To point out that This parade I believe appeals to a spam Man this is not a pop guard Then Warner Brothers and their initial rotten tomato And it's not just the pop guard It's the obnoxious tone of her voice Where it goes really high for some things And then it goes down and then up And it's more back up here And maybe I'll talk normal for a little bit And then I'll surprise you there with that one didn't I Yeah like her delivery is going to be Sorting the mic here and there The delivery is everything when it comes to Like your voice and like how close you are To the microphone and what you're saying Yeah people say that a lot We've heard that said more than I want to hear it Which is once where people say Well I just can't change my voice Like no you literally can Absolutely you can change your voice Definitely can You absolutely can change your voice So I'm saying you can This is kind of what brought on the jokes About the whole video essay presentation Like that flowery voice It's like you can just talk normally You can talk authoritatively You can talk like angrily There's like a lot of like tone Can like dictate how your videos present it Basically Because people are saying stuff about Like literally change your vocal chords People generally can you change the tone With which you present this You know Because you have a lot of voices She sounds like she's keep telling a lot of voices So they're thinking about a closer look probably You don't have to change Your voice from a perfectly acceptable Normal voice to a different Crazy voice That's the specific event that that is But like Just lacking Any like confidence And recording in an awkward position You're over here and then sort of mixing Waves together and stuff You need to work on that And if they're like no that's just my voice No like all of the elements that combine To make that sound you can alter Well I mean the easy The easy go to for that is People will train to sing Like they train They learn how to project their voice Like these are things you can learn Ultimately there are loads of tones That you could be presenting A youtube video in right So when you are When someone says can you do this in a different voice If your answer is Well this is just my voice You've clearly not actually thought about how you're presenting What you should If someone actually says that To you If you Actually have a reason to be presenting it in that way Your argument won't be well this is just my voice It will be well I think this is the appropriate Way to present it Whatever your style is If you're Talking like really awkwardly And nervously if that's actually what you intend to do Because you think that fits the style Of going for then go for it Bone chilling Yeah It sounds like you guys have a problem with the youtube voice I can't imagine Why because I just Talked like this You're correct that is more so the youtube but we hate The subcategory of the video essayist voice Which is when you know all the text On the left of your screen It would be like let's not Fight The mainstream And then pause Why not Have a conversation Grace why not have a conversation And that's why the suicide squad Is kind of Crazy It's that kind of thing You hate everything about it Speak like an old person I beg you You don't need to pause It's okay I hate it when they go The gadel voice is just the fucking Taking to the nth degree I hate it when they go Hello there ladies and gentlemen Oh gosh cringe Cringe all the way I don't want to take that away from you I don't want to reign on anyone's parade But I do feel that I have a Responsibility I think it's a bit narcissistic Grace thinks her opinion is so strong That she can take your enjoyment And go handedly Right to go handedly It's audiences who believe that Let's not pretend that she invented this She said it Loads of people But this is a response to what The audience will say Loads of people go to an active review And go why are you trying To take my enjoyment away And my only answer to that can be Fuck off See that's the correct response It's like you ruined my time I couldn't enjoy the movie It's like I'm sorry you feel that way Like that's not my fault I didn't do it I swear I do feel that I have a responsibility To point out that this parade I believe appeals to a smaller group Than Warner Brothers And the initial Rotten Tomato Score Would lead everyone to believe What a strange thing to say Does she mean the audience? Like the audience I guess it's a legitimate thing To talk about I guess if it's Wait wait wait I wanna make sure I wanna make sure that we're all on the same page Did she or did she not just say Judging from the score and who's releasing this The parade is being celebrated By people who aren't that audience I think What she's trying to say If I'm being good faith is If you look at the score You would think that this film Has a broader appeal than it actually Has But that is a bizarre thing to say So I'm not sure if that's what she meant But I think it is I think that's what she's trying to say I think it's particularly unreasonable So you're about to say Why would the score indicate that That's a good point because it's a stupid thing to say If that's what she meant It doesn't make any sense Our rating doesn't mean appeals to People in terms of age groups I think she meant the musical score I think she meant the meter No no no So what I'm saying is What can you go off of this film to assume That the tomato meter isn't represented Probably the only thing I can think of is that it's R rated It's got more violence more so it's like This isn't gonna appeal to as many people And it's just like well the people it does appeal to Will still rate it as they believe it should be rated So what you've just Done is say something that's correct And I think she said something that's incorrect I think that's the impulse That she believes something different Also I was about to Say that position that she just arrived at She could have made that position without even watching the movie Like that's a I don't know what the point of adding that into your review is That's how good of a critic she is That's so cool What am I Well if she's that good Then why isn't she giving it out Her goddamn tomato Even to herself And the initial rotten tomato score Would lead everyone to believe I thought I was gonna love this movie Based on that high RT score I thought it was gonna be amazing I was telling people That high RT score She puts a lot of fucking faith Into the worst possible system ever It's literally the worst one It's like the worst system And she just buys it hookline and sink her No matter the film No matter the film that you watch What's got a high score so I like it Do you like romantic comedies No I fucking hate him It's like those Amazon reviews On movies like The Master From some country bumpkin in Missouri Who just doesn't get it It's like okay Cool You don't like the movie, not meant for you Cool I'm gonna watch it again with you on the watch along Maybe now that I know what's coming That'll make it a little bit more digestible There are really good moments in it I'm excited After one time I just kind of bugged out here Did you just say she thought She liked this movie because of the Score of the rotten tomato score I just want to make sure she said that Really I like that that needs a second like Concretin like that is a thing that she said Just don't worry you're terrified Because that's fucking bizarre Yeah It's the same trick that they use on The audience when we don't like a film Well if you look at the critic score Hello You remember the audience score For Rise of Skywalker just locked in at 86 was it Never changed Yeah I don't think we've talked About that as much but like talk about Untrustworthy When you start looking at some of the things they put together You cannot rely that even the numbers Are true We're talking about how useless the system is It's owned by fucking Warner Brothers Exactly We're talking about how useless the system is And that's when it's working Oh yeah that's true It's working according to them That is the system Also my definition of working is like functioning As presented that it should function They must convey accurately Some level of information I think working normally means Working means like Working is intended right normally Oh fuck I'm not no I'm not saying Oh it's working when they have it doing What they want it to do I'm talking about What it's described to do Yeah because the Nazi party Working as intended isn't great Yeah but it's still working No no now you've muddled it So what I'm talking about is that Tomato means how everything works on that site Is supposed to be a particular way So it's clearly not fucking working that way And so What I'm saying is we think it's shit when it's working And then most well I don't see most of the time I don't fucking know because I don't fucking care about Rotten Tomatoes schools or I do and that I hate them It clearly doesn't work sometimes And so it's like what the hell is the point of this Did you see the score for this film Scrawled and shit in the bathroom You may not be looking forward to this movie But that score is pretty bad Yeah I can't wait to go see the Suicide Squad And also call Tammy for a good time The only utility I get out of that site The only utility I get is the immediate comparison Between the two numbers Critic and audience If it's way out of proportion Or no like super low critic But like super high audience Then I suspect that it's like some political bullshit That's like getting in the way Or some really artsy thing Because we have that with Thinking of ending things I fucking hate that movie Critics really really liked it And audiences were pretty not thrilled about it I think there's ever been like a glory hole Where two guys have just stuck their dicks through And then neither can agree which one's which And they're just like their dicks poke into each other At the same time It's gotta be a name for that too Jousting Um Just go back to Jardic Crossing swords Rax is not happy with docking all jousting Damn No docking's different Not necessarily If you just put your penis in the glory hole So hard that It could be that they wish to dock Through the glory hole They wish to use it for docking Well yeah docking could occur But that would be its own thing That's like That's like you're talking about two people in a room together And you're like you could call that fucking It's like no they could fuck But just the fact they're in a room together Doesn't mean that you could call it fucking Well you just made it about that I thought it was just the act in general Now it's something that could have been docking Oh no no docking is not that No What I just said made it docking So you can't get out of that Well If two guys did that But that seems highly unlikely I think that would be Something you have to probably specifically try and do I don't know if that could happen by accident Yeah You can accidentally dock Yeah and the alternative to this is If two bottoms are on either side of the glory hole And they both put their mouths up to the hole Yeah they just have a pleasant conversation About something I suppose That would be nice I feel like that's the rarest scenario I feel like most people want To have my dick suck No one ever thinks about One of the two people has to be sucking the dick I feel like I've never used a glory hole Me neither, I don't know how you would like But I'm guessing the person that's sucking the dick Is wanting to suck the dick They didn't just say oh look I actually wanted to put my cock in the hole Just put that cock in the hole So I guess it better suck it then Oh great We're going to have to have a trust Just randomly fight one body on the shoulders Like oh man, man I hope this isn't I hope I'm not on the mouth side of this hole Fuck I don't know You would think that they write that There would be like a Something like Usually there's a dick here with an arrow I think you don't even notice That the hole is there until we grab The toilet paper and it's like oh that's a penis Oh That was what, extra toilet paper I didn't think it was round But anyway But what if it's like a polite glory hole And they've actually Thought it through And then one side's got insert penis here And then the other Stool has got Rap mouth here Well there probably is like A writing or something Like a scribble or something There's a hole on the toilet side And then you stick your pee-pee through it But you get through the wall To a little grate and then there's a little bell And you gotta ring the bell with the tip of your pee-pee And then it tells the guy on the other side of the wall That there's a thing there Because he's probably dozed off Because he's been smoking crack all day Well I don't That's quite a scenario Say that How desperate do you have to be to kneel down And put your mouth over an empty glory hole And just wait Who knows how long it's gonna be It could be hours It could be there overnight You walk into a bathroom and there's just this tongue Wildly through the wall I'm not leaving I've been licking this stall wall For two days That is a thirsty person That is Oh man Unquenchable thirst We don't have to taste hypothetically But Jesus Christ You're reading a newspaper You'd put it down Unquenchable thirst What if a dick comes through a glory hole With rather tall glory holes Than Grace Randolph Randolph as a Gandalf What if an asshole just sticks his cock through And starts pissing on you What if you're just having a shit And someone sticks a dick through the glory hole And starts peeing That person says That guy's an asshole While you have an erect penis, cause I sure can't People all have an erect penis Yeah you just have a, yeah you put your dick back through And piss on them Then you start sword fighting But I would think that most people Who go into scenarios like that Know that it's within everyone's best interest To be polite There's an understanding I imagine that there's a glory hole Yeah there's a glory hole understanding An unspoken rule I'm just imagining that the other person Is playing about it Like one person puts their dick and starts pissing And the other person just goes Excuse me Excuse me sir Excuse me sir Excuse me What the fuck am I listening to Yeah I know, yeah Or they just say I'm straight I think we're very clear on what we're talking about right now Yeah this shouldn't be any confused Don't see what you're confused about You're talking about suicide squad Did you know that you imagine If canonically has two penises I was gonna go with Imagine if you went into a toilet And you heard a bunch of weird noises Like canonically has two penises or just sharks Well I assume that King Shark Has two penises because he has I don't make that assumption He said because And you cut him off Because he has shark features You also have two penises Why do they need two penises Is one of them a decoy I don't know I've never asked I imagine if you look at shark worlds When things get nibbled and vid all the time It's good to have a spare If they want to use the glory While pissing at the same time I mean I'm into foreplay as much as the next guy But I don't need a second penis for it I mean I'll take one if you're just I'm not sure I feel like Why would you just take that if they were getting putt Like the world is not built for you Like you know Like it's not built for that Or shark men? I just mean female sharks Yeah I'm pretty sure Yeah I think female sharks They evolve to desire the extra girth Because they're all whores I don't know if you know that I didn't know that But it makes sense evolutionary speaking That the whores would carry on their whore genes To the next generation So I mean it checks out I didn't know there was a whore gene There's a whore shark I disavow these people sharks I like to think that An adorotic just poked his nose in here No I remember left Fuck piss him out What are you talking about glory holes Fuck me Not again Every time I come in It's the same conversation We're talking about Tomatoes and stuff Speaking of fruit Speaking of fruit I have to see again But I am curious To see just exactly how many people Love this movie One of you in the UK Where this movie opened last Friday DMed me the other day Nobody wants to talk about it I wonder if the fact that They're from the UK Is ever gonna play into the story I'm curious We got a week early Oh that makes sense Because so many people Want this movie to succeed Which is cool again that's awesome Have your day in the sun enjoy it No that's someone else's Day in the sun If you want someone else's thing to be successful That's like I want you to enjoy your Moment in the sun Your thing to be successful I did not Them I was about to It was you Wasn't it This is not me I'm from New Zealand I'm from New Zealand Also Gary's trying to figure out How Discord works I don't know how to explain this There's a button that goes here I appear in this place He's like how do I jump in Click group enter Wait What do you mean click I'm very confused Also wow a lot of bot activity today Excited about the anniversary stream Clearly Hot boys At least they're saying hot girls And boys So there's equality at least With these bots They heard about the glory hole So maybe There was a different market on the stream They put the bot in bottom They just There's a bot out there That listens to every stream live on YouTube For the word glory holes And immediately shows up in the chat It's a thankless job But it has to be done I wonder how many people it's caught So far I want to program that I want to program that bot These are the words that you Are going to respond to Someone had to program that That's the thing I feel more It's one thing to feel sad for the bot The person who really had to Program all of this stuff They They're probably making money It reminds me of the people in the factories In Malaysia that just make nothing But horse cock dildos all day And they're like Pays the rent Pays the rent Every time it gets fucked up on the chain Do you remember the gag and jackass too Where they It was like a fake horse Vag and they They got the semen And then one of them got dead to drink To get out of that It was a shot It was like a gun that blasted it in your mouth Like it was It was like a cup What's the one that I'm thinking of? You're just thinking about Just you, your horn habit You must be confusing it with Because You need a big old thing Because Because I imagine a horse vagina is pretty deep I think the funny part Was how they asked the guy who worked At the horse place like is it okay to drink But he's just like No fear factor got canceled They made somebody drink donkey cum Oh That was like the episode Didn't they do that on jackass Or whatever they drank horse cum Yeah I guess you just missed that whole conversation What do you think I've been doing for you I'm trying to fetch an old man To get into this call I forgot I have become the old man The thing is Yay Yay What do you think opinions on horse cum What What Hello What up So yeah horse cum We were just discussing We were just talking about the suicide squad Oh Now it makes sense We're watching Grace Randolph's Review of the suicide squad Also Notice how she typed the title The Suicide Squad Review 2021 It should be 2021 Before review if you want to do it in a way That's not confusing Hey look she got excited when she wrote the word Reviews 2021 should be in brackets as well There's your link Gary you can jump right in with us Got it We haven't actually gotten to the movie yet We've We keep coming up with excuses Not talking about the video Not talking about other things that we find more interesting Like horse cum Like horse cum Like horse cum Like a fucking 5 minute tension about Glory holes in horse cum Glory hole etiquette Etiquette Etiquette If you're sticking your cock into a mystery hole There needs to be an understanding about etiquette And politeness Some arm societies You can only have Glory holes in a high-trust society You're going to a glory hole for the first time Do you Look to see if the hole Is finely shaved so that there's no barbs That'll get caught Or do you just go for it You don't care for your safety You're already there Isn't that part of it I don't know I feel Going to a glory hole like this Is like your activity for the day Yeah I go to a glory hole and I arrive And I notice that it hasn't been sanded out And smoothed and everything They put tape around it Yeah I've seen that Exactly if there's no tape It's not cared for or it's new And it's fresh I don't If they don't care If they don't care about my safety and comfort And the people who go there don't maintain the glory hole Then I just I don't think it's up to my standards Yeah it's got to be somewhere where they have Like prefab glory holes It's not something like they bought some place And just drilled some holes and some I don't know stalls You have it made You have the whole thing made Yeah the whole Not the whole From the factory it comes And they polish it and they round the insides Nice and soft Give it some labels and I sent Oh yeah it's got like a rim that you can Change after you know I guess the old one wears out maybe I don't know But yeah all right It's kind of like taking your car If I found one of those I'd be like all right Yeah Grace Randolph I feel like the clientele for that kind of You know I'm really glad Grace Randolph is reviewing glory holes For us How else could this have happened She is the hero we need Somebody from the UK DM'd me We're throwing this really great glory hole In the back of this bar down there What's the weird Welsh word for glory hole that you use Over there No that's the sound of when you use it What do you think we named it after right We named it after the sound That makes sense What How do I pronounce this For the Welsh word for orgasm It changes a lot though Somebody chat said Somebody chat said this glory hole got a 96% On Rotten Timmy It's We can segue this back into the Topic which was of course Glory hole but also Gary when do you If ever use Rotten Tomatoes What do you use it for What do you use Glory hole Doughnut Yeah I've got some at home Is that what The little blue panels you take The right one off and it's just a hole There's a guy waiting Finally I mean you gotta Pay the rent somehow Content I can't remember the last Time I went there to actually see what anybody Thought about anything I never did anybody do that Professionally or casually using Rotten Tomatoes Casually and just to see the audience Stuff I don't care about Critics I never have What Yeah You're a critic Gary You're one of the people that do the thing I'm a hater Thank you very much Excuse you I provide Only Rotten Tomatoes No that's not true Grace didn't give any Tomatoes this time None I'm sorry I didn't mean to Does your beak get stuck In the glory hole when you I don't No I don't I don't I don't It should be nice I can hear him fine When you down on your knees In the glory hole Does it get stuck in the hole Does it plug it up Do people mistake it for an odd penis Coming through the other side When really That sounds like a gothic quote But Nope When that next one rolls around I feel like This is the weirdest cock I'm down for it Fuck Nudge Fuck it Also I gotta Hop off for now We'll be around don't worry Oh I know I know Might be just a couple of hours I'll just boop someone to come back Or it's gonna be after I wake up I don't know yet Very well, two little bit metal Yeah Later man Nah So anyway Back to Grace Grace holes Grace holes She's gonna get to the movie any second now I'm so excited And the sun enjoy it But it means that I think a lot of people Who maybe don't care for the movie Or probably just gonna keep it to themselves So this person told me that at the movie theater Where they work A lot of people have been walking out I don't I don't care I don't know that I believe it The people walking out of the suicide I don't believe it That was my first reaction Is that I don't believe you The follow on question should be Are you a big fan of like Zack Snyder's Justice League? Oh you are Why would they have gone to watch it specifically To walk out Oh no I mean It's like I mean A lot could mean like 5 And that's just like a coincidence That's true Yeah I guess if the family Think it was just gonna be a superhero movie Yeah that was my best Maybe it was like the violence In the opening beach scene Where like everyone gets killed It's blown off and then like We're going okay But I mean it's an R-rated film But R-rated films worked out It was a mass exodus The theaters around the world We're leaving Straight to the glory hole Someone in the theater was like oh shit I forgot I have I'm just sucking a big juicy cock I'll keep my mind off of the suicide squad Tastes like popcorn that's weird Tastes like liberty Well yeah I I don't know about this Who did the cut This is the cut version Ew I was like what I got that DM before I saw the movie And I just couldn't believe it I was like the trailers Then why are you recording it She's probably gonna say then I saw the movie And I can understand or something Please don't Grace I haven't loved them But I thought they had nice moments I was intrigued by the high RT score And I was kind of coming around Don't drag me into your sins I was like you know what I like the posters so I will enjoy the film So lame Personal Professional critic She's still got the exit sign They might not enjoy a film That had good posters and good trailer And a high rotten tomato score I don't understand how you can How you can review films from the year 2008 Onwards And still be of the perspective that that is Surprising to you That is shocking You can't comprehend the world in which that would happen We're almost three minutes in And is she past the first talking point That she has on the screen She might be on the second She might be on the second I think she's on the second audience's question mark She's got a glory hole face right there though Good pause That's the thing you can't see a glory hole face It's like Schrodinger's expression Yeah, that's what I imagine I think we all know kind of what expression they're making My mouth is open That's what I mean I hope that you've actually seen it before We're not even in tiny story beats yet It's like three minutes in It's just all this preliminary stuff I read what people said about it And it was interesting And I thought about going And then I decided What the hell, I'll just go Get on with it Yeah, that's right, this is a big movie coming out And I am a film critic for my fucking job So I guess I'll go watch the movie We wouldn't want to inconvenience you Why would you need to? You can see the Rob Doherty score Easy It was probably good maybe I saw the poster Why do I even need to see the movie? I've seen the score, that's enough for me And the poster Okay, that's bizarre Posters, I was like, you know what This might be a fun ride after all But then while watching the actual movie You know what, she reminds me of She reminds me of someone If there was a fourth Ghostbuster Or a fifth Ghostbuster Yeah, what do you mean, what? However, how many And 26, there were four of them, right? There was a third of the three Well, she gives me Ghostbuster vibes Oh, you're talking about Dude Yeah, I was gonna say, don't call that Ghostbusters on its own Jesus, I was so confused It's now Ghostbusters answer the call Yeah, that's what it's called No it is It's the subtitle And it was a part of Ghostcore The universe Extended universe I think something's going wrong with this call I'm noticing weird things about people's timing What kind of weird things? Like you started your sentence And then you cut off And then everyone talked And then Rags finished his sentence And no one noticed that Oh Yeah, I did though Because I cared about what you said, Rags Yeah, hopefully it goes away I don't know what's going on There's some weird sync issues happening right now Like a plumber? Yes But then while watching the actual movie I was like, I can tell how people can walk out on this There it is I could see how people would walk out on this Alright, let's hear it Why would people... Well, yeah, she's gonna explain it shortly I could definitely see it I still think the film will do Oh, no explanation Oh, I guess she won't She'll get to it I'm describing this commentary Why would you say this? Oh well She'll get there, maybe People won't like this in theaters But they will like it on a streaming service What? She keeps talking about things that are outside Of the actual film That have nothing to do with the plot or characters Or anything about it Everything she's said You could say without watching the movie You should probably be talking about the film itself In a movie review Or at least three minutes in you should be Alright But didn't she just say I could see why people would walk out And then she didn't say why She just started talking about why it would do well On HBO Max Maybe she will still get to that at some point Okay, let's see Okay I know It's very hard for me to walk out on a movie I believe I've maybe walked out on one or two movies But other people will walk out on movies Yeah So I think you have got to be curious I'd be curious to know What movies she walked out of I almost walked out of where the wild things are But that's the closest I've ever gotten I would have walked out on Birds of Prey If I wasn't doing it for YouTube It was so fucking shit I almost walked out on John Wick 2 I almost walked out of the storm man Yeah, because that movie is really shit, yeah It pissed me off to no end You'll find that Metal will eventually complete his video on John Wick 2 Maybe that'll help you understand why I don't know The type of person that's being described here It's not going to be a hardcore fan Hardcore fans are going to want to see this through to the end no matter what They want to know exactly what you want to see Or they'll be the most likely to walk out Because they're the most investment Or just like someone who likes watching movies to completion There's a lot of people who are just like They see a bad movie and they're like, ah this sucks But it's like, you know what I mean I'm here, I paid $78 for my ticket I drove I bought my $17 bottle of popcorn I watched all the ads Some cost this all the way Why are we talking about this? Yeah, I mean I'm here Get on with it Why aren't we talking about the film? Yeah, like why are we... Why are we talking about the Spider-Man's coming out? Exactly, she's moved on to just... She's got 15 minutes People have walked out of it, you know And a lot of people do walk out on stuff I've walked out on well, only like the one But a lot of people do walk out on stuff And so I just want to make it clear That we're talking specifically about the concept That people walk... I don't care Get on with the fucking review Yeah Was it a thing? Were a lot of people walking out of the Suicide Squad? According to her one source She says that someone... All she said was someone from the UK Messenger Don't look at me Instead that A lot of people were walking out on it End of anecdote Okay It's tidal waves of people everywhere Leaving the theaters Slaving People are drowning I like the idea that... It's the preamble I was prompted, you see Someone told me about this It's not that I'm bringing it up Just for no fucking reason at all Someone told me they were walking out on it So now I must speak on that Do you do this with every film? The potentiality of people walking out on it? I doubt it Stop blaming me, chat Ends, do the whole thing But there are other people who Are more willing to do that More casual fans So I think that might be that You've said nothing, Val But anyway, as I said I still think this film will do Very well on HBO Max Some people will walk out on it Why do you think that? I'm getting really frustrated Maybe she'll say it Maybe she'll explain it She's got 15 more minutes Maybe we'll get... As she does Give us a single why Like, please Just one why I mean, this is something that could Fill an entire video Is the whole HBO Max thing And how that affects box office Like COVID and all that Like that But that has nothing to do With the Suicide Squad That has more to do with the platform So, yeah It's designed to do incredibly well On HBO Max What, no! Design? Design? No way I want to hear this thought That you have explored Please explain yourself Maybe she's going to explain it Right now She's going to tell us What it is No, it doesn't matter What she says Because it was That was made for theaters James got totally made this for theaters Yeah I know you're going nuts But let me explain Why I say that She's going to say that right now I'm guarantee it Yeah, let's see By the way, from what I've heard from people This film is actually like Worth seeing in the theater Yeah So It's getting very confirmed I saw it and it was great Yeah, but were they from the UK Who told you that? In the EMS? Yeah I saw it twice in the UK Maybe that's the guy Maybe that's the guy I don't know Maybe it's you Maybe Az walked out both times As is known He came to the UK to walk out In the UK Yeah It just so happens that his favorite Glory hole is at the movie theater Exactly Cars lined up for that career It only made sense The ticket Sit down Oh, I need the loot Even if the movie shit At least I get to suck a nice dick Hey, you know what This kind of ties in with the Jim Stirling video This video has been nothing But just this is what I think about stuff And it's got Can't you stick through a Glory hole? Okay And then there was a pause Oh So what I was saying was like The explicitly subjective review This is like the straw man I would make Where you just say stuff Why, what did Jim What did Jim say to me? Oh It was just It was a 100% objective review Where it was just saying things In a very monotone voice But without actually explaining Anything in detail Yeah, I was saying that I wonder if Maybe it was on the left Is all the things she doesn't talk about Yeah You can talk about the size of the poster Which poster did she like? You're putting on cover today Why did she judge you Filmed based on the poster? Isn't that She liked 11 by 17 smaller ones Or the big movie You know I need to know these things Before she tells me about the actual movie What value can we get from her Without knowing that You know It's really important Was it salted? Was it buttered? Was it mixture? Sweet Light hair Is this all because She didn't get a free pass That you have to pay You just wonder about that Don't you The second they stop Re-invited Like you know what Your movie was shit That's what it was That's why you didn't invite me Because I'd have been honest about it Give me a gift bag Can't handle a true critic like me Great Explain to us why this was made for HBO Max Please It's designed to do incredibly well On HBO Max Partially While I think actually Especially Because you can screenshot Stills and scenes from movies And share them on social media But you can do that for any film So why would that be Specifically to this film And again You've failed to address The meaningful thing Which is that this film was made Before the decision was made To put films on HBO Max For the whole year Not to mention details It was made for HBO Max So you can take screenshots For Twitter Yeah And I was about to say Would those images even like Make the social media posts Like more popular Just because you had images From the movie Rather than just the posts themselves Or Great Just a thing called DVDs Blu-rays Now 4Ks People can put them Into their devices at home Pause them If they so desire To take a screenshot You can't do that day one Can you as? Owned Oh, well Oh, you got them Got them Got them This is a bizarre Fucking bit of reasoning by the way We're going to change We're going to change Our entire strategy For the release of this Multi-million dollar film Because we think That if enough people Take screenshots On their computers It will Generate enough revenue From sheer interest Because of those screenshots Woman, are you insane? I liked it when she did Explain his house The thing is She needs to craft She needs to craft Some kind of narrative that proves This is why it's not working For people in theaters It wasn't even made for them And it's like Cause those are two Entirely different Just segments of humanity You know The ones who go to theaters And the ones who I feel like The elephant in the room is Hmm DC has a shit reputation Maybe that has something to do With why people aren't going to watch it Because they It's like Oh, it's DC They make the shit movies Like that's Like that's why a lot of people Think birds of prey Didn't do so well, right? Like that one Well At this point At this point You've got to wonder Cause it's like There was that one And now there was Suicide Squad And then if you look to next year It would be interesting to see What happens with those films as well Yeah And plus pandemic stuff And how the fact is as well Like confusion on whether it's a reboot Or a sequel I did wonder what my 84 do again I can't remember It didn't do that Terrible What I understand Like box office numbers were shit But then again there was like The HBO Max thing again So it's hard to say Yeah Yeah I think California was locked down too Yeah, exactly Big Big Place for like films It seems like Mortal Kombat Seems to be like The big success story Overall For like And Godzilla vs Kong true Yeah It seems like Godel particularly Actually especially Like What was that That was a trifecta I'm learning so much Like actually though Like literally actually Actually Actually For instance I am fairly confident That John Cena's bulge And Tidy Whitey's Will trend Because it leaves Absolutely nothing To the imagination Some of you Don't as I can see his car This is This is This should It leaves a lot to the imagination And again Why couldn't you tweet about that Without the actual picture You're telling me You couldn't like talk about that On social media Without taking a physical Screenshot from like HBO Max Like of course You could talk about that I also wouldn't be surprised If that turned up in something Of a like This scene getting shared You know Promotionally and stuff Since it's an early part of the film Yeah Yeah That is Let's not start this review With themes or characters Let's start with John Cena's cock What if we all think I think that that's a decent place To start with And see They have their meeting They have their board meetings To figure out Hey look This movie would do well On HBO Max Because people could take pictures Of John Cena's bulge Imagine John Cena Being in that meeting And just feeling so good That this is being talked about My cock That was Chad move ever Well in the next room You've got Gal Gadot screaming That she's not going to get Fallen on To her tits Aren't going to get grabbed In the Justice League And John Cena's there And his tidy whiteies I would prefer to imagine Peacemaker the character Sitting in on that meeting Where they're like He's just there going I will get my cock out I will do that If it would save life For the sake of peace Yeah For peace Yeah let me just write It's clear that the Suicide Squad was released For streaming services Because of John Cena's Tidy whiteies Also She applied the whole Screenshot argument But like that's not Specific to the movie Even though she framed it That way Like that would be Literally any film Released to HBO Max In addition to theaters As well Yeah She just basically said I want to see John Cena's cock I mean You can see it earlier Yeah This is the thing It's fine to talk about What you're interested in But I mean You've just given away a lot more Than you probably realize That's all John Cena's cock Come on Grace I preferred you When you didn't explain Your ideas Oh You'd have to have a custom Glory hole About this And some of you said Oh look at John Cena And these tight pants And I was like You ain't saying nothing Yet Especially because the camera Gets right in there And I saw it in IMAX It was a little bit like How it was Watchmen The movie What are you doing What is this You don't really care about this What are you doing Like this The three year anniversary of EECAP is kind of developing a theme Look at what's going on There's three different men What is happening right now She's gonna have cocks Coming into her mouth And then you're like There's gonna be Dinks everywhere on this screen Why are there so many Mad things Great On your thing I don't say Spends ten minutes talking about John Cena's cock We are in the social media Friendly section of this video And on the screen right now We've got a word out From Dr. Manhattan Dr. Manhattan Whatever he said In the glory on discussion Before all this It was quite relevant to the discussion Of the video Grace you gave away too much Dr. Manhattan He's full of cocks Grace is so thirsty His crotch was bald Like a G.I. Joe That's misleading I appreciate the I would like to know about the movie Though I'm glad we're on the same page About John Cena's genitals Yes Definitely the most important thing to bring up When you're actually talking about The film Next Friday Take next Friday off Dress yourself up pretty Go out to some sleazy bar And get fucking hammered You know This picture is amazing What do you think of the Suicide Squad? Well John Cena does have an impressive cock Yeah okay Tell me more He's Dr. Manhattan's just for good measure What? If anyone in the audience Wants to remind you of some other good cocks Here if you Can you recommend some cocks for me please? It's almost like a She wanted us to know she saw it in IMAX I saw the cock in IMAX What else is IMAX for? It's important that we do that That's all I wasn't meant to say She's also advocating for HBO Max being a better medium It's like would you not then be advocating For watching it in IMAX If that's what you're interested in We don't see this cock on the big screen We don't see this cock on streaming It's so nice to see when the mat slips By the way It's so fucking wonderful to see when it slips That's what I hope slips What's funny to me is if this were about You know the other side Like holy shit this would be shat on It's like oh you can see this girl's tits In IMAX too it's great I can see why people are You can see the outline of revolver It's like man If you look hard you can just see her clitterest John Cena's getting me too This is not fair we gotta stop it It's an injustice He's being molested I'm molested by Grace I do think it's It is kind of weird To just talk about an actor's cock You know it's what you said earlier It's not just talking about the cock It's talking at first I really feel like tweeting at John Cena Hey John, Grace ran off really She can't Do more please Do more tiny whitey scenes for her She wants to see them in IMAX Do more having a cock Do more of that cock thing that you did In Suicide Squad King for the story, stayed for the cocks As we all do Yeah I watched these movies for the plot Can we see King Shark's cock? Yes Both of them I feel like sometimes John Cena wants to go in a movie And he wants to be appreciated for his acting talents And not his impressive cock Well too bad He's been objectified all his life This is a man who's been objectified all his life Through his physique Now it's his cock Have you ever seen that comic Where it's this sad guy Going when you realise That she's just another woman Using if you're a massive wiener I'm starting IMAX It's a little bit like how with Watchmen The movie, everyone just focused And became the blue junk movie What are you talking about? That's you No Grace, you're projecting Grace you need to calm down That's in the graphic Like I'm exotic Who the fuck talks about Watchmen As the blue junk movie There's a scene In this very film Where a guy has his cock out But it's blown Is too fixated on John Cena's tidy whities Grace you gotta calm down Why aren't you Did it become the Latino Cockman's movie I'm so sorry Latino Cockman to the rescue I'd watch it That was a silly cock Oh it wasn't like a sex cock It was a silly cock I see He was the one getting killed Handled better in the television show Handled better It's another crane What is going on Dave? Grace stop please Get a good press Please get some of this grace new Baramedia take I'd fucking press myself If there was a hard cut Between this scene and the next one Hard cut Just fucking off to get the ramp and Rabbit out of a fucking bedside draw Grace I swear to God you put one more dick on this screen Cockman's superhero movie Cox I'm getting a delve This man Just add more and more pictures We were asking explicitly More explanations She's finally given us a scale of cocks That's the first thing she's explained to us I'm Axe Cox You know what to do I will fucking swear to God I will tweet it out I want to give this a rotten cock But I think I'm not going to be able to do Any cock role Now that cock is right This gets a fresh cock Any red cock review 96 on rotten cock Mato I'm fucking beautiful The dilated The fucking saucers This place is in the game now It's like the percentage of how I'm wrecked The dick is full flaccid at zero 96 Grace this is a weird video You can get over a 10 on this scale To explain why I feel this way Here's four pictures of cocks I'll explain why this film was more Successful on HBO Max I'll give you three John Cena cock start of eight at home I'll give you three John Cena cock start of eight at home She's in the board room and she's like She pulls down the black in from the board And she's got all this cocks I can explain I don't think that's going to help us tell more burgers Maybe she just sent this off to her editor And her editor's just like Fuck this bitch Imagine sending this off To an editor and this is what you get back The quality of this talk Grace should I keep the cockpot Should I I can get rid of it I'll put the twitter logo The HBO Max logo Poor editor We passed the I think it was handled better In the television show That was not the focal point She said it was She just said it wasn't the focal point None of these are the focal points No There's one scene with John Cena In his tidy whiteies Where it is kind of the focal point And the butt of the joke Is that they would be the focal point When they're on the screen Whenever I see a wiener on screen That becomes the focal point They're unusual to see on screen You don't normally just see them Oh shit Normally they're behind layers of clothing True Yeah I think it was done much better And therefore it was received much better The cock was received Grace I don't know if she's joking or not She's winding us up now She's winding us up You know what you're saying You dirty hole Imagine what's on this screen right now You don't because you need to make sure She gets these points right Do you think she's reading from a grip My name is Grace Randolph and I'm a dirty girl We'll see I'm sure that people Will you get off or future Mrs. Sina? No Shared all over social media I've seen a cock or two The most full of record scratching moments That's how I would describe it I just suggested a video after the cock section Yeah we're done with the cock section Also the poster that was Yeah The poster that was foundational was gone Replaced with another one so it's like And now there's she got it social media friendly But it was actually John Cena You know That was really about social media My favorite part about this frame right now Is that this poster is small enough That if you just moved it a little bit to the right It wouldn't overlap with the red tag And you've still got the Twitter logo there As well even though you've moved on From that point Also Something else I didn't notice That's upsetting me Chapter times with a capital T Now I don't know about you guys But I'm pretty sure that chapter times Is not a proper noun I don't know what And also dot dot dot That's very ominous Chapter times It's like a newspaper Chapter times It's all about chapters What's going on in the world of chapters Where chapters are alive It's like a book Well, it's not quite books They're small books, they're little tiny books Like ten pages, no more than that Novellas No, that's still too big No, they don't have to be women I feel like This little chapter story has gone off the rails And I'm very upset Welcome to eChat, Pringy Hey, alright So anyway We're going to talk about the suicide squad now apparently Maybe one day Maybe one day I'm really excited for this video Full frontal nudity Mail She's still on that top She went back Oh my god It's not pretty too There are briefly That's why the Twitter logo still there She can't get the mind off the cock The race has been locked down for way too long We made it out of the cock section Right back into another cock section Of all the things to talk about In your movie review There are two very brief sequences Where we see a flaccid penis And a topless woman or two And very brief And it only happens twice Why are you talking about I'm telling you to grow up about nudity That's how bad this is She's calling them record scratching moments It's an R rated movie One of the odds of seeing boobies in an R rated movie That's the best Your job is on the internet That stuff is not difficult to come across Well It shouldn't be hard to find this It's quite easy to come across It's quite easy to come across You did it Well no just topless women Because of course it does At one point What do you mean of course it does What do you mean of course it does You just objectified John Cena Man this is He's about to say gender equality baby It's a full frontal And it's a record scratch so it's a surprise But obviously it's in the film Yeah It's obviously in the film No I'm saying more things that are up there You knew we were going to be coming in the film What I'm saying is She's saying that these are surprising moments But also obviously it would be in the film I think maybe she's doing that As just additional notes So like crazily enough there was a penis There are tits obviously but there was a penis Maybe I guess she's saying maybe Female nudity is more common or something like that Well topless female nudity Certainly because you can get away with breasts To a much greater degree than you can get away with Penises and vaginas There's no vagina in it There's no vagina there's just a couple of tits Yeah Very briefly in the background Very vaginal Yeah you don't get to really Vaginal as I would say I have a theory about film Where if a film has flaccid dick in it It's a good movie And sideways It can't be an erect dick because then you're just doing porn But if it's a flaccid cock It's a powerful and artistic statement Yeah I mean symbolically a flaccid penis Represents potential A flaccid penis Used to mean strength Back in my day Back in my day We all walked out with flaccid penises Because there was a sign of strength That was the style at the time Wait for Grace She's giving me a flaccid fucking penis Let's just Let's hope she Gets off this topic Oh my god You probably call them great They have to go to a female A gentleman's club let's say Female gentleman's club Female gentleman's club Discussions Like here's an example This crude discussions Oh my god A very curious What an example will be At one point a character says He would love a rat up his butt So that's just a sampling Of the dialogue No you ruined the joke darling Rat catcher said You like six rats going up Here asshole And then he turned around and said I think you might find the answer Of that question That's surprising That's surprising to you I'm sorry you got no sense of humor Grace I'm sorry This is bizarre She loves the dick But not rats in the butt Rats in the butt that's too much I mean I'm the same I love the dick But I also do not like Just the notion of it Yeah The threat of rats I actually had to look away several times At a point you started to realize In the R-rated movie Jesus I can sympathize It was very It was very deliberately Very gory This is one of those ones It didn't just show what it needed to show To communicate To be realistic as what would happen In the violence of the scene It was like whoa look at all of this blood Gorn That opening Each scene you know what they're doing Everyone gets killed in an overt way It's basically being full on R This is going to be a violent movie If anyone says I just couldn't handle the gore That's the thing I'm not backing on gore Myself but in this film It was alright It was funny often times I get the same entertainment out of it As I do with like Quentin Tarantino I find it engaging for the most part Yeah He did One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life Yep That was a triumph An absolute triumph Absolute triumph Like I don't want to see that So I would look away a couple of times But you saw the trailer where they showed some of it Maybe the trailer was The king shark one Shark eating person Of him ripping the dude in heart That's in the trailer too I'm sorry you knew what you were getting into Yeah Those only show the violence That you need to show to communicate What's actually happening Okay look directly at this Well but Fringy's point is still valid That you've reached a level So that level should be now I feel like it goes above that level At points If you see a shot of a shark Ripping a person in half sideways It's like I'm sorry What did you expect you were going to see in this film I guess it's weird how she's Communicating what her potential Point is I'm fine with the idea That in and of itself the idea That it was really gory But some of the gore I had to look away from If that is just something you're saying To describe the levels In a broad sense That's fine But if this is a complaint Then that is Then that's what's strange That's what I think is happening here These are the things that are being said as like Ah see this is why I don't like it Which I guess is fine You're not just going to stop there I know it Well I didn't like it But it's neutral It's going to be a point of criticism for sure What were you going to say Jay I'm just like I'm not even sure why she's going with this Well let's roll it back and see what she says At a point you started to realize When it was coming and I was like I don't want to see that So I would look away a couple of times Just like a horror film In a horror film You know they know it's coming And they kind of peek behind their hands Well so now I'm not sure if it's a complaint Or just a description of her watching the film Yeah that's where I'm at I think it was just a description of her Because she's just done with it now Or she seems to have dropped it at least She looked away a couple of times It's her delivery Her inflection here And the context was record scratch moments As in things that may very well Because that was how she rolled into this topic As far as I remember Didn't you know a review and a plot summary are the same thing They are the parts of the film that will probably go Like Probably What's the word I'm looking for Some people will feel Of anything that's going to make someone walk out Is probably these things Yeah I guess the most objectionable Stuff in here would be Is it compelled the word you're looking for I'm not sure I think the moment of the word is passed Yeah it's weird because I feel compelled to leave from this movie theater Someone said let it finish She's already on the next topic She's talking about innocent people dying in this movie Which is going to be a fascinating fucking topic Oh my god no I can't go on I'm just not Our protagonist and quote unquote heroes Aren't the one doing it this time Yeah I like that all the film Way a couple of times Tons of innocent people killed I'm surprised that more people aren't making a comment About that especially because Almost all of them I'd say 99% Are impoverished people Of color Why is the life Of an impoverished person So they're a white man in the movie Yeah Everyone on that island Rich white people Should die How are you so blatant about saying that Do you not understand what you just implied You crazy bitch It would have been okay if they were white people Like oh shit I'm on board with the idea That a lot of innocent people dying Could turn you off a movie But We have gone to the next level This is a record stretch on it Yeah it's like placing almost value On different lives But did she watch the film Because one of the things in the film Was that the people were like condemned And then the heroes tried to save the city Like why would it be a point of racism Against the film I don't think All innocent people are at risk And they say exactly a lot of them This is like saying too many black people dying Resident Evil 5 Where it takes place in Africa That's what is made up of 95% Villains By the way What color were they What color I think you guys are already detailing it too much She's specifically just saying I don't want to watch people of color Who are innocent die They're impoverished They're impoverished People of color Instead of just innocent people The most bizarre If she watches a movie where the whole world explodes Oh my god the people of color know What the hell was this What a weird fucking thing to say I can understand why this is getting Hated quite hard Does she think that it's intentional That the movie is saying something About that by having as many innocent People die who are impoverished Of color There's just a white angle there Where it takes place So the nature of this film The plot is Reliant on where it is Like the kind of place it is A dictatorship that's an island In the middle of the ocean And it's not going to The story wouldn't work if it was New York Right Kansas City You couldn't What if we established with They were all rich actually They were all really rich We can kill them all now Bloody hell You flip it around And they're all racist as well It means she wouldn't have brought it up if they were all white It's like oh god that's so cringe You're such a fucking racist They have no agency in their lives Within the film Because they have no agency They run They run away A lot of the ones A lot of the ones who ran away They escaped And they are no longer part of the movie That we need to see anymore A lot of the ones who ran away Increased their chances of survival They didn't die They weren't part of the movie anymore What do you want to say? They bring Star-O away from Attacking all the people And then from there on out They mostly fight him in one place So yeah they just stop being relevant at that point What's James Gunn going to do? Is he's going to make a fucking phone To Grace Randolph go hey He got me He's like I'll kill more white people next time Yeah I mean I thought nobody would see my blatant racism And you know Dictates on class But you saw right through me Grace The white people That's why the only two members of the Suicide Squad Who die are white men Exactly Well two But you know what I mean This movie is about taking down the High-Mind Glomerate That's the whole point of the movie Is to take down that thing And then free those people It's kind of like She missed a lot of points I was about to say The thing is more so vilified than Like any of the people on the island I mean they are to an effect But they only do that Through Waller who is Yep a person of color Oh no It might be right People didn't care for Amanda Waller Let's see if she brings it on I didn't really like the villain Yeah who knows There's a whole section for Amanda Waller here That she didn't care for Do we keep a tally Do you think that the reason that she didn't care For Amanda Waller was because she was a woman Of color portrayed as a villain Well I'm aware of Because I wouldn't have even thought to say that yet But now that she's brought this up Well as Gary what is Because I know that there's a lot of people making Arguments from the comics where they don't like Amanda Waller Is she a comic person or is she not She's a comic person yes She might make that argument then And she's She's an absolute badass in the comics In regards that she takes no fucking shit The portray lover in the film Is pretty decent Yeah she takes no fucking shit in that movie Yeah she does So I've seen a couple of videos That are very anti this movie And one of the biggest problems a lot of them take Is that she's been assassinated from the comics Because she was outmatched by her workers Because they knocked her out So She got blindsided So in the comics she has like In the comics what she has Like a fucking titanium plate in the back of her head What I think the argument would be that she would never have fallen For something like that Being hit in the head By her co-workers in the back Of the yeah that's A tech co-worker But it was Way before I don't know it seems to me It was about Amanda wanting to kill Her Blood sports child And that was Festering within the group for a long time Until when she was literally going apeshit At the end and go fucking kill them all They were like fuck it And the golf clubs were also set up So I think it was a pretty decent setup What happened She was hit in the back of the head With a blunt object And she didn't like This she had no reason to see What exactly did she fall for Like what I mean this is the problem I've ran out of my simulation of those people I don't have those arguments myself Because I think she was pretty good Like I liked The only argument that could be made Is that in the comics she wouldn't hire A staff like that Making bets on deaths It was kind of tongue in cheek That would be the only argument I still think it worked in the movie Personally I had like The hippo trail as well In the past in the comics Her subordinates would do what she said Because you do not fuck with Amanda Waller Like ever She'd usually just have guards with her And she would literally just Turn up to Superman Batman Or whatever And she would chew them out You know obviously if you've seen with the Suicide Squad Then it was just like her really is the central command Isn't this supposed to be The beginning of Suicide Squad stuff Right? No it's not How far into the thingy is I don't think we ever get it confirmed but of course we've We've got the 2016 movie Right I mean like Of the timeline that exists in their universe How long has the program been going Like four years Yeah they'll be a guest Basically they didn't cancel the program After the first thing They nearly destroyed the entire fucking planet They released their own We don't know I mean this is a very Sort of tongue-in-cheek we You know is this a reboot? Is this a sequel? Yeah they give nods That the characters know each other because of the Previous films but at the same time You know the tone Is completely different So it's kind of up in arms It's a recoil Yeah They could Tell us we've actually decanonized the 2016 Vision that never happened now or they could say No this was a sequel, this was a direct sequel to that one They could Because there's nothing that necessarily contradicts The 2016 vision in this film right But Fjorda Davis Absolutely rocks as Amanda Waller You know people like Affleck's Characterization contradicts the previous one Why? He's a little less Hardass But there again when they pick up But as soon as they pick up the thinker He does get hard ass towards the thinker So Yeah I got the impression that he would have Like they try to Go gone He spent so much time doing the Suicide Squad missions Because that was the first one we saw him in In the 2016 version I could believe That he's trying to drum up camaraderie Instead of Chewing them all out So as soon as we came out in 2016 Yeah Crazy huh Yeah we're also all Five years We have an art submission here That I think you guys will really enjoy Oh my god He's gonna have so many dicks Oh man Oh that's so good That is amazing What size of it now Look you can see Fringy's little legs He's Oh that was great I like how your beak's just in there Like you wouldn't even be able to open your beak Fringy do you have a robon or something What's going on there This is for sounding position That's your pin Fantastic Oh Fringy's missing it He's left for undisclosed reasons We'll have to wait until he's back Wipe me daddy Right above the toilet He's about Talking about glory holds Talking about John Cena's Shot He's certainly surprised us with that He got us Oh my goodness Wow Oh no Oh no Your legs just cut off She just wants to be rigid for them For Senate Rebalance The glory hall incident That is amazing Oh scroll up Fringy Oh no The glory hall Oh no Did you show the one that I sent Through just before The more cutesy one The more cutesy one You could say that I do like that we've got both sides Of the perspective I like how on my side it's really fun It's inquisitive Naive I wonder what's in her mouth Wow It wouldn't mean anything to me It's a beak and it's on my mouth I wouldn't feel a thing It would just be nothing Why is it all wet when I pull it out Oh no Well You made someone happy and that's what matters So Anyway They're two sexes And they're lives within the film And I think they correlate with people in real life Who have you know agency And that's a problem And also they search The people who are being chased down By a squad of maniacs Who have been let out of prison To get time off the jail sentence They can relate to that She talked about them or she talked about being chased by a giant alien starfish I don't know which one Is less relatable I think we should wait me after John Cena's cock in all fairness I think we should wait until she's done with her moronic diatrap okay yeah yeah we can't skip the video bloggers we can't do that they certainly have no agency as characters in the film they're all secondary they're not characters they're talking I'm so confused she's like why are the secondary random characters have as much agency as my main characters like oh I could almost argue that all of the people with starfish on them is the same character the highlight yeah yeah you're dumb bitch you know they don't even have the benefit of having lines and for the most part Jesus why would they line how could you even include that they have lines don't they say something in unison like unity my cock other than she doesn't count the stuff that they would say as a hive mind probably oh that's right okay we are the people running away from star we're too busy like screaming and crying like yeah you like this is their dialogue a a a g h it ends up just being a vignette of like 30 different individuals in this small village as they get face sucked at the end and then it jumped we got a person dude we gotta try and get we gotta try and get here and her sound together cuz my god they would have the most retarded fucking child in the world there's no conversation so can you can you cover some nuggies sounds gory I sit in I sit what am I no repercussions for their murders they're like crazy are bad and you're like just murdered all those people yeah well actually wait I think she's now talking about the camp area I think she's over on the camp yeah so oh yeah they were dead already right I mean no they didn't have yeah I was thinking something we're John Cena and yeah bloods for so she's like they don't get any I was hilarious oh my god my kid was dying at that boy it was funny the only thing I wanted to say about it was just that I didn't really believe the the general person who ruled them would have given up the the sort of like we'll help you plan so quickly after watching all of your people get slaughtered the humans don't tend to deal well with stuff like when we're like you killed everyone that I care about love and fought with me against this regime yeah I'll help you it's like I don't think Grace copes well the humor either I don't think she quite understands what humor is I think I love the the fucking humor in this thing it is funny as hell like when they all have to deal with oh shit yeah well I mean I thought we were helping but like it's so weird to frame it this way it's like innocent people died they didn't even get lines you're like what are you how many lines should they get should they go ah and then you were leaving private Ryan huh on the beach yeah where were their lines no I can't believe that this is how it all ends a giant starfish on space ah yeah the film's better I wanted to explore that lie yes where's their agent from yeah I'm curiously does she have like a favorable opinion on man of steel well those were white people yeah it would be okay to kill all the white yeah they're they're probably statistically mostly white they were making over 125,000 a year as the laser scads past them she looks at them she's like that's a suit go away yeah that's fine yeah he's dead fine a human torture so wow some of that stuff I will not unsee animal cruelty that was the one wait what would the human torture is she talking about the taser on Harley because that's really she might be talking I think she's talking about yeah oh yeah that was horrific but that's to that's the animal cruelty you don't get to praise Rick flag as you will later on without commenting on that being like part of the story because it's the thing that propels him forward yes see and seeing that knowing that it was done to children as well like okay yeah we're done yeah I'm clearly like frowns upon that it's not like encouraged in any way like they condemn the thinker he's like the villain without question of that yeah yeah yeah yeah and then sorry animal cruelty was referring to what again to the birds in the necessary but yeah I'm just I'm I'm even more evil than the last guy that's like going up right oh yeah the boots I forgot about that yeah the pot was like bizarre to watch and it's all screen to he really hated he turns away from it before they light up yeah cuz I don't I don't have fuck all to say about that I just such a seamers why the fuck did you do that like what well if anything that gives character development for the guy who's taken over yeah cuz he says that the president that was too he was too nice too weak was too nice you can be a bad person and have birds though it's okay you can have birds I feel like the guy when he said who had them who said yeah experiment on women and children that's why Ali Quinn killed him well what's more evil killing a bunch of birds in a cage what's worse huh I argue hey those birds seemed happy as far as the birds like I'm safe I can eat all I want I do wonder with birds those specifically like if it's preferable to be able to just fly around and explore the roomy room big roomy cage I guess it's just it is pretty roomy but you gotta wonder it's like what is a bird's perception and the thing is they might be compared to the sky yeah but what if what if they're birds that require like looking after because there's special kinds of birds or whatever like they need like we don't know exactly what's going on well I guess I let's put this way I feel like a bold eagle isn't gonna be super thrilled living in an enclosure that small no not a bald eagle no if you're gonna have a big like Falcon or something that's why they're very expensive and they just I terrible print in most scenarios about something I there's a video that I would like us to watch after this it's just a bold eagle walking pretty fantastic did you guys know that they burned actual birds on set that day that's that I know that's dedication to the craft yeah I'm very proud it is it recorded the screens and everything yeah it was really some guy thoughts like okay we have to reset microphones reset the whole cut I fought it we're gonna do it again it's more birds like a box the bird screams backups did not need to know what birds screaming sounded like I do now okay that's a record scratch moment wait it doesn't even sound that different from an all my pain could be the umbrella it could be cuz cuz in fairness I think we were all taken back when it was like the government one-star row to kill everyone it's like but that wasn't a record scratch moment because it was commentary no record scratch moment because it was strange it's done yeah yeah she should have bizarre political commentary yes which I thought was sloppily handled and some lead characters doing shockingly reprehensible no no literally they've come out of prison they said they're bad guys what's happening the characters who do you think she's referring to what we needed in this film it was just so that people would understand is Holly going every few minutes we're bad guys yeah don't forget with you people where the bad guys I can steal this thing from the show that was those 2016 vision yeah yeah yeah in this film well I want to know who she's referring to specifically thanks so I think people are gonna talk about this movie which of course will benefit it on social media with my example I've earned an example I didn't peacemaker probably he's the villain well I yeah and he is the villain amongst villains yeah maybe she's talking about the thinker but at that point like okay is it gonna be like I don't think we're getting an exam because like we're not getting one but like do you think she's referring to in her I assume in her own brain she's thinking of something that she is referring to is that it's bloodsport and peacemakers contest and who can kill people in the coolest ways someone said she's not gonna spoil anything so non-spoiler reviews so you don't have to spoil the event by describing it vaguely yeah you can she's already described a lot of things that happened in this movie so yes I think saying the peacemaker is a villain as a spoiler I guess why would that's specific Jay that's not vague but I think well let's pretend for a second she won she has a problem with peacemaker all she doesn't say is like there is a character who turns on the team in this film and the things that they do I don't like absurd yeah or crazy anyway things I don't care for peacemaker like I don't think we've gotten that far yet so yeah we haven't gotten to that side of the waist yet although we had a glorious cock peacemaker was not my favorite character she probably will bench honorable mention for his penis I wish I could sit on his face like the toilet head that he is it's the only thing that I can say from like a she's either referring to a villain which like that's a really dumb thing to say the villains did bad things what or she's referring to like I think bloodsport when he did like the Kaling contest with peacemaker but that's not a thing with anyone tell me speaking they wasn't doing evil if they were rescuing someone who's been captured bad guys oh yeah but like you know still it's like it's the edgiest I guess well so one thing you could argue that maybe they should have showed more remorse but then in fairness to bloodsport the character is he kills people for money he doesn't give a shit about life like in terms of in a general sense yeah and I think that's the most reprehensible like that any of the main characters get but like it's not much it's not it's a shot and it's not worth saying shockingly evil characters I think in a film about criminals who have been recruited from a prison to go and kill people like well not to mention that waller actually ordered them to like kill them with extreme prejudice so it's not like they like didn't do that without being corrected to do they don't follow we're orders they get killed yeah yeah yeah yeah really confused by what she's referring to here well we're at record scratch moments we're about to get to matter of taste so it should be interesting oh boy oh boy frankly if you find some of these things as I did I don't think you're gonna want to talk you're not gonna want to join the conversation I'm gonna argue about it there's nothing to argue about you like you know what just not to argue so I do feel that the majority of the conversation will be positive I'm just curious to see what the breakdown is I'm very curious to see what the audience scores are theatrically like the cinema score I'm not sure maybe in the 80s and then I'm very curious to see what the box office looks like not only open weekend but we have no means of knowing what it would be what's the point of guessing oh what's the matter of clown mass okay they'll stop reviewing this way it's so painful to listen to a third weekend drops look like this really boils down to a matter of taste in a moment I'm gonna talk about how well the film is made it's very well as does everything and what your threshold is for questionable questionable behavior and how serious you for instance some people might feel that the movie deserves credit just for bringing these things up and I'm still got the Twitter in Lago up full frontal nudity another stuff out Jesus Christ but yeah but she's saying those things being brought up is what people are saying the get the film should be complimented for just being brought up this film brought up full frontal nudity no it is but yeah okay but why is it okay so you're running out of time now yeah yeah hints at the wider discussion by the way serious time do you think that the like the stuff about they killed a lot of innocent impoverished people of color do you think that's where all the dislikes on this video came from well wait yeah should we do the comments once we've done the video and yeah let's do that spoilers for the crazy shit she's yeah topics imply but others like myself might feel that it's you know irresponsible to play these things for laughs I don't think there's what you can't have an innocent person die for funnies that's fucked up you can't have full frontal nudity that's funny no more boobs no more murdering you can't have a crew discussion I'm just I'm now thinking of that joking archer where he tied up I think it was a bunch of irish guys and like pretending it was jeopardy and if you guess the rock if you gave him the wrong answer he'd blow out your kneecap and it's like yeah that's really funny you could make you make that funny as just a thing something was really bad as well definitely know what I'm referencing but I'm sure the rest of you well the near the beginning a tropic thunder when he explains the whole plan to them he's like right let's go it steps out of mind explode it's absolutely Blunt Kingdom come and then Ben still is half playing with his head because he thinks it's a prosthetic yeah and you have fucking Jack like oh yeah yeah sure no the dead yeah or just any number of things where like South Park how many jokes in South Park are just people I can't even bring this up you know she's got human torture when Hobbes forced to eat the donuts yeah it's really funny that's a kind of torture conveyor belt donuts yeah yeah I don't understand it James Coco went man in 15 minutes the Hobbes is balloon and then you can't do political commentary for laughs is like woman are you what are you actually what are you what are you saying yeah yeah have you ever heard of like political satires it's like that's the whole point of that I think it's a charitable to assume that she's not including that one no what you mean do you she said not maybe not for laughs and we've covered basically all of them except edible cruelty and shockingly evil characters because like I'm pretty sure you can make this funny no matter well remember all of these things can be funny my guess is that she's not thinking about a political commentary when I was not for laughs no she's thinking of John Cena's cock I got one for the present there was that the Simpsons Homer kidnapped that pig and he just kept making its tail curly straight and a bit of it's like that's out of all cruelty yeah and that's that's a funny joke and then shockingly evil characters but not for laughs like goodbye Austin powers yeah and then also to touch on them so lightly that one could argue that one could argue what they that one could argue that a borders on irresponsible like if you're responsible I need I need examples I can't work with you just saying it as a broad thing like help me out yeah race in my opinion what is her demographic they went there itching to qualify as shit no because now now we've gone into something different because once you said it's irresponsible you're kind of saying that there's like real world harm that comes from yeah I can't just be your opinion that needs to actually be real world harm that comes from this film you can't say that lightly it's pretty elaborate on as well and she's not going to and it's horrible how do you watch this you never get the it's all the teas like John Cena I think it's a responsible to do that let's move on okay if someone put a team together of Jeffrey Dahmer Ted oh my god you're actually it would be hilarious South Park South Park did a joke of the three stooges with Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy like it's a it's a joke that's happened before I don't even we've been this is a society I catch a predator just constantly committing suicide when they realized it was Chris Hansen that they were walking in on kickstarter presenting a hypothetical with where in our team of villains they had to worry about one of them eating each other well let's hear let's let's hear this the film what's going on it's very important well so I'm writing this down for good help imagine how irresponsible it would be to have murderers in your team of people who are extreme criminals like yeah I'm so fucking lost point that it's like it's bad to have a story about murder a protagonist because surely if you not like surely that that's such it that seems like such a sheltered thing to say but it also seems like the best faith possible interpretation of the argument and it all like depends on how you depict them I think this movie has like a pretty clear sense of morality it's like it's not saying that these are good guys necessarily they do things that like help save people but still like all of them are morally reprehensible to an extent so yeah is not altruistic you know well no we're gonna lead to the reservoir dogs is irresponsible to have a film that's about a bunch of bank robbers like isn't it and feeling for the man you have a lean and ear scene most I mean again this is like the what was that guy's name that Jack Thompson lives a Jack Thompson thing of like Grand Theft Auto you have a story that's just about reprehensible people doing crimes and stuff are we gonna say that you can't do these at all like these types of stories or do you have to do them a certain type of way yeah like let's what needed to die in the end that Jeffrey Gommers classes look better on him I think she wants to see this film I think it's quite interesting in all honesty the idea that you can have characters like this and still have them be endearing and have like an audience really well that spending time with them it's like you know yeah it's interesting concept and I think to be a villain you kind of have to assume that they're damaged in some way because a lot of them are they got some fucked up shit going on yeah so you're gonna have a weird dark story no matter what because you're dealing with people who kill people naturally so it's gonna be black comedy fucking you literally have somebody on the team who melts people with polka dots because he sees his mum in everybody yeah and just murder you thought it's important to have the characters be damaged though but I'm not sure that any of the characters in this were really damaged because like it didn't say on their foreheads that they're worse you had us there for a moment I think everybody was about to disagree with you all of us like an example and all of a sudden oh no okay true now this is great moments of rat catch okay yeah yeah yeah yeah that's who Norman Bates is based on and John and much worse in real life and John Wayne Gacy huh you just couldn't root for them you know no matter how I don't know about that I disagree yeah this is the power of hypotheticals yeah so we've put an explosive in all these criminals heads folks and we're sending them out to to save the world to get time off prison haven't all of those people to an extent been adapted into like movie serial killer character well like like we've said they take inspiration from I assume that's a point I assume that's a point though is like you can portray them as bad people but not as people with like some level of redemption about them that would be wrong which makes me very uncomfortable these people these bad people is being potentially redeemable exactly like why would you watch the suicide squad if you didn't want to watch a story that's from the POV of like bad people do you put his fucking argument out of her she's absolutely fucking retarded retarded it's a comedy can you imagine if they had one of them what on a limb and say they're retarded if they had one of them on their team in the actual movie that was literally the guy the person from history who sat in that time so it works whatever I'd like they would just constantly staring at everybody and then there's like one to see where they just killed shit tons of people for the team I could see that being hilarious but then you know you could make whatever you want happen to them but then if you flip it and make the tone something like psycho or something like yeah you can explore just how monstrous this person is as a result of their hard hit what I'm getting that is you please not put these arbitrary restrictions on storytelling please please please like it's just it's super lame because you're basically saying like you can't make this movie it upsets me too much and it's it's gonna make people think that these people could be good when they're very much not what you just described that's essentially weasel like basically the only thing we know about weasel is he's killed 27 children but at the same time like people are kind of endeared by him because of the whole I don't know the context for him killing those kids so I'm gonna well not to mention though if you had these four really but he says he's harmless what he's not harmless he's even 27 children but the thing is right if these four because this is the thing about it's a tough thing to think about but if these four were on that island as you guys said and they've got a job to save the world and it turns out the four of them like yeah I like killing people and stuff but I don't fucking will to end and so they try and make a plan and they struggle to get through it's like yeah how fucking awkward is that gonna make you feel right because that's just a reality you want to see them as I'm a king shark he just eats people like all I'm saying is like it makes me uncomfortable it's like yeah it does doesn't it thinking about like you need to root for them to win because they could save the world when they've done such horrible things or whatever could those two things co exist that they care about the existence of earth but not particular people on it I don't know could be an interesting movie sounds like a concept worth exploring if you ask yeah if someone said defeat an alien invasion you shouldn't root for blood sport because he's killed people for money or something I should be like man it's a lot more complicated than that like a hell of a lot more complicated human beings are super interesting sometimes movie was made and I thought way too often the movie slipped into that territory where that's really kind of what I felt I was well you're a fucking snowflake and you need to grow some fucking bowl I mean I don't know why she's watching the movie in the first place yeah well she's saying that guns and balls can rub off on you well she's saying that the movie was like watching those serial killer docs or was well she's saying that the film wasn't like punishing them it was it was like glorifying the bad guys basically we're fine okay yeah she's a person the characters are not a lot of them yeah I was alms in their head and there's morality between them like we talked about how peacemaker is like like he tries killing or he does kill flag at the end and tries killing rat catcher there's like there's tears worth of like the morality with the characters so yeah I think I figured it out she looked away from the screen every single time somebody got the retribution because it was violence related so she missed half the movie well what about um does she think this about 2016 do as I thought as well I don't know maybe other things bothered her about that oh my god you know how I'd love to see her do something like saving private Ryan I really would oh god um you know how we've had a story in two images for free I guess someone felt the need to finish the story I guess good old play creations actually oh my god it's just goo guys it's fine it's just goo it's just goo it's all good or is that saliva from someone sucking on his nose it could be either yeah it could be by the way he looked at his eyes he looks really good the drawing is great yeah the drawing is awesome the subject matter just icing on the cake what were you expecting to happen when you put your nose in a glory hall I don't know what was the goal like uh leave me alone the water drinking look at it look at it it's like pot one pot two pot three that's great you're gonna get a comic soon for you someone needs to make a prequel now just uh alternate back to frame two incredibly well made it's extremely well made from a craft perspective it's flawless wow I wouldn't say that that's one hell of a claim well that's not something that you have to see in something once I don't think review a whiplash though after everything she just said and she's like by the way executed perfectly okay just like on every what did she just say filmmaking it's flawless like that's a huge possible I don't think it's possible it's flawless what none of us would describe it as flawless so it's like no I don't know no like the storytelling it's highly stylized I liked it I'm wondering like what she includes in that like category as well yeah I mean did she mean like oh the camera was in focus the whole time yeah maybe she's like more so talking about the direction slash production values that's probably the performances as well I didn't see the microphone boom oh there you go she's she's actually saying them that's less from a craft perspective it's flawless from the directing to the cinematography to the vfx so good James gone has a ton of clever thrilling visuals here visuals here and some of them are just downright gorgeous oh the rain you're not saying anything to really stress at the point you're not saying anything you're just saying oh look the the cinematography it was great she praised the mystical weather event that saved us from being caught by the way I might show you guys the comment later but someone said they are baffled that we didn't understand what rain is when talking about that scene oh yeah because I've never seen that's true I've never seen rain before if I had seen rain then I would know that whenever it rains it's like a it's like the world sets off a fucking flash bang and you can't see anything that exists everything is all of the soldiers immediately have to take shelter they have to hide from the word lost in a time machine I have been in a storm that's been very close to that in broad daylight in Florida that has happened before literally making the entire place pale no fogs allowed because I I agree if we allow fog in the city though no there's no fog in that film it's just raining well okay pure white yeah yeah it looks like fog but it's not it's just the rain and the light basically that's what they that's what they depicted as basically yeah it's rain like that is real it's a cool effect yes it makes no sense people are saying it's real the odds highly highly unlikely but it's a movie oh that makes it okay yeah it's as if this is a film so it's there is fog in that there is no fog it's it's generated in an instant maybe the pavement it allows them to get into the building look I'm not a fog expert but I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure fog doesn't work that way where it just appears in a split second fog ology it can get bright when rain evaporates in tropical weather but this was extremely bright right this is right it's white like this is screenshot from like the movie this is just what it this is the world it you can't see a thing outside of what's right in front of you like it's it's bizarre I don't know that rain does this ever like um at least in my and I've seen a lot of rain you know it's real isn't everything hi the valley in the britain yeah this would be more of a this would be more of a tropical reaction to rain well where it's just in that case it would be it's like that must be a gap in my knowledge that I've just never heard or seen anything like that and in any coverage of any media or news or anything like uh like in florida I was about to say like I would actually have a lot less issue with it if it didn't save all their lives like yeah it's like oh it's like oh if only like imagine they were in a scenario where it's like oh all of the enemies they'll die if they get wet and suddenly it just starts raining he's like oh good okay like that would still be shit yeah like it would be better if it was raining when they drove up basically like at least that way they would have won't use it let's just rewrite it so they actually have to use their intelligence and combat skills to get in right that's the way that we would want it instead of oh look rain it's like what yeah well for that you just use like gas you'd have like gas grenades or something like that to like have at a smoke screen or something along those lines if you wanted to basically skew vision which is what the scene's doing like that would have made more sense and some people want us to make it like yeah yeah the shot's cool I like the shot yeah okay yeah it looks cool yeah yeah yeah that's cool I like the shot you know it'd be really convenient right now if there was low visibility in this area and suddenly out of nowhere comes the most low visibility possible weather like and it's arguably um it's arguably lap shaded that's being discussed whether or not it's even possible we had no fucking clue what was happening when we were watching it we were like what is this why is everything yeah we didn't know this was a game guns james a gun style thing or if this was supposed to be some dream sequence yeah or it's just it's just nice artistic license yeah cool visual they wanted the team together they wanted to do some glory shots see I think all of that's still possible without making it so that it couldn't it saved all their lives right like if we did this after they defeated everyone so that all it's for is just to have this cool visual in the rain I'd be like yeah it's fine whatever no Milton's there he is there I mean well and something not in the poster though he should he should have been front and center yeah yeah he should have been that would have been hilarious call it a gamble but I think it would have been it would have paid off it could have paid off it could have worked I would like to hop out there because I'm sleepy wow well thanks for joining us and obviously we're gonna be going for some time so I might just see you later yeah yes I will be back perhaps good good good bye why goodbye so someone I was gonna show right is um this I actually collected these I told you about this for um the e-faption we did on it but I never showed them because I'm a forgetful man but um I was keeping an eye on her in the film uh rat catcher and it's very clear very quickly that uh she's got a particular posture and essentially everything she does most accentuated by that shot and uh yeah when she's over when she's got the mask on she looks like a feminine Pete Davidson she just hunches over all the time pretty much all the time yeah like a little rat yeah she has the movements and the sort of way she holds herself is just very very unique compared to most people and I just thought it was really neat well it kind of ties to the sleeping thing in the film that was definitely she was great yeah she's almost characterized like a teenager with the way that she's like sleeping all the time and that might be one of the things but just her like slouching over almost being like lazy and loafing around that's that's kind of one of the things that that might be a result of she's all well she's kind of almost narcoleptic though isn't she she's always falling asleep I think yeah like she's yeah whenever they have a you know somewhere to sit or rest she's she's just sleep she's come start sleeping and maybe there's you know sort of narcolepsy there or something she's dropped like two meters down and she doesn't she's just like when king sharks try to eat it a little bird's like oh yeah she um I think she was this the surprise thing for most people because I think everyone would be like I'm probably gonna like Idris Elba probably the John Cena peacemaker thing that's probably gonna be cool but she's the one that everyone's like man I really like that ratcatcher one you know I would love to see her in more stuff not just playing ratcatcher but in just anything yeah she was a really good actor the other thing about her yeah like she wasn't like one of the stars of the show she was like an unknown and everyone's like wow she's really good like they give her that full bus scene it's like wow she's good stuff yeah um what does she she calls her father what she calls her file you know her father's drug addiction just to call him it burdens yeah I love that yeah I loved it when she she she wouldn't she couldn't say addiction it's burdens he's burdens not too much it's just like I really love the the phrasing of that and the way that she kind of put it and and you know it's kind of really felt like a way to not not judge her father you know not be judgmental um on him so yeah I thought I I love that I thought it's so cool yeah um but let's see what grace has to say about that show I guess I don't know uh some of the jokes as we know from the trailers are not great but you've actually seen pretty much all the jokes in the film uh what no uh no no not the peter capaldi one not no most most all the good jokes are out of the trailers I was gonna say it's like what are you talking about there's so many you say that there's a ton of jokes that aren't anywhere near the trailers yeah there were like five minutes of trailers and the film is over two hours long it's like you think there was one hour and 55 minutes was like totally straight dude like what are my favorite parts of these screams I have to say I would have sat there why would I share my liabilities the scene after like the briefing is all of the weasel jokes all of the weasel jokes like what do you mean when he just screams into the air nobody likes to show off like that entire scene between peacemaker and bloodsport that's not the trailers that's what they're showing off it's dope as fuck it's so I love this movie I really do like this movie it's good more on the second showing as well when melton's just crying his eyes out he's like are you building oh Milton Milton that's like yep that's Milton yeah she calls bloodsport Milton at the end I'm not fat I'm not melton yeah well yeah we've just had a conversation about it I love this while it's like when when he realizes it's melton uh bloodsport he's like wasn't he back at the car why is he back at the car like he doesn't care that he's dead he's like you're so confused and like yeah he cares more logistically about why he's here rather than he'd be in death he's just lovely that Milton came he just came to help yeah he's right there on the far right in that little steel frame right yeah Milton's here yeah which again is very deliberate by James Gunn probably I don't know that Milton bit was fucking hello I was dying laughing at that middle I loved it yeah yep so I disagree Grace there was only two minutes after George yeah we're let's agree to disagree on this one yes the soundtrack is also very well used we start with Johnny Cash son I had such high hopes at that point oh is that all you have to sound drunk I knew she was gonna say that the soundtrack is good because jody cash was in it and annoying that's it thanks jody cash that was annoying to listen to this woman a little bit she has an annoying grating voice and she has a job it's it's hey you want to talk about the music like talk about john murphy's original score man that was like really good stuff and it sounds unique compared to a lot of other superhero movies like no music's good outside of this contract she said Johnny Cash she recognized Johnny Cash that's good enough I kind of feel bad for the original compositions for James Gunn films because Guardians had a really cool main theme oh yeah and besides cool yeah cool tracks as well like when when blood sports assembling is gone it's like there was someone said to be fair that's completely acceptable what we're highlighting here is that she just has nothing interesting to say she's like soundtrack was good why Johnny Cash and it only got worse from there it's like oh okay yeah like there's barely any qualifiers or anything to like back up she it's just bullet points without like any substance it's like give us a little something more to chew on man this is going to be good uh it's the soundtrack is very well used much like Guardians of the galaxy this is very good because of course you say that through James Gunn's I think true sensibilities without Marvel holding him back and some of you will think why wait she said it's just like Guardians but he's not being held back but it's just like I this is like you have to elaborate on this you you're gonna have to convince me you can't just say a thing and my brain's just like oh of course that thing I heard is true because people have talked about this I'm assuming she's referring to the fact that he got to do whatever he wanted where he wouldn't necessarily have been able to do whatever he wanted in the MCU stuff which may be true but I mean most people conclude the Guardians is better than the the Suicide Squad so now what yeah I mean the both sure the both team up movies but I think they're very different movies yeah no I I agree kind of hard to compare them yeah it is hard and but that's the thing it's like if you're gonna bring this up can you please tell us a little bit more about how you came to conclude this and what it means but that was probably foolish on my part it's grace runs off well I mean they got a Jackson Pollock joke in Guardians that they'll never do in Disney anymore no they never do that again that was honestly no it's reseeing that you're like man that's I like that joke for how it is a bit edgy I put it I put it in my video it was that that was a good joke that was probably the best joke in anything MCU so well they never go in the other part yeah no I'm back first so I think they say like his place is a mass or something right his ship Gamora says your ship is filthy and then she walks up the stairs and he checks out her ass and he's off you have no idea if you put a black light on this place it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting and then rock it's like you got issues well yeah nice it's yeah and it's not even just the line it's how they deliver it it's all of it is great yep but that's fantastic so again as I said it's an issue of taste the script while you can see I have some issues with it but it does feature some very clever you said it was flawlessly made not no she said you know like this that was a cinema direction off to filmmaking excludes the script the screen anyway now to less important things like the script yeah like the words plays with time in an interesting way and it handles a very large cast very nicely and I think it gives almost every character their deal the first yeah yeah yeah he has them there too what is this of an annoying um Martian I did it it sounds it sounded kind of Boston to me like I could be wrong like there was a little bit of that instead of her a inflection in Boston do they say do instead of do or do I don't know I've never actually done all I know about Boston as someone who's there that's basically it every like basically anything I've seen in Ted that's like my extensive understanding the Boston accent yeah everything you need to know about Boston about Boston yeah in Ted so oh actually here's a here's some of someone I posted in the discord James more actually posted this what are your thoughts one sec all right I can see it now what is this is everybody like silent because they don't want to read it oh okay wait polka dot man it says I don't think polka dot polka dot man thought about Milton much more than anyone else but he's always for grabbing an opportunity for people to feel sorry for him that's their connection talked about this with at desk and that doesn't come through in the film no I no I think he's very sincere just wait to make sure because people listening might be a little bit confused so there's a tweet that says in Suicide Squad 2021 the reason polka dot man is attached to Milton is because Bill Finger also known as Milton Bill Finger is the writer that created the character and then he said no James Gunn quote tweeted that and said no I don't think polka dot man thought much about Milton much more than anyone else but he's always for grabbing an opportunity for people to feel sorry for him thus their connection as if it wasn't real or anything talked about this with the actor before filming so if you guys were asked did polka dot man actually care about Milton was using it to grab attention from self I'd have been like of course he cared about him what do you mean yeah yeah he really I thought he came across like he did I I don't think the film characterizes him in any way as like a glory hog like he's mostly reserved and doesn't talk a lot so yeah I don't think that's even in character I'm very confused by this take honestly yeah didn't come off that way then yep no because they do that because the only time that they try and like pump him up is at the end where they do the uh take the piss out the Avengers with the Hulk smash and he's just like polka dot man that's your mom well because you got someone said as a quote I always liked him I just never said anything this is a line that made me think along those lines too it's like to me that was more so he's very quiet into himself I never thought that that meant he didn't actually care he's just pretending to I really didn't get that from the character in the film at all yeah they need to show that a lot more why he sounded like furious that they'd forgotten who he was yes yes he was yeah I'm it was yeah he might have more dialogue I'm confused I'm not the one who's out poking that's I feel like that scene it's because he's projecting because everyone forgot about him and he's like how could you forget about Milton like he was you thought and then he's dead because of us it's like yeah someone else said they've got more poignant because this is a guy who views everyone as his mom but yet could see Milton for Milton presumably yeah um someone said that's also why he let the polka dots faster on his face so everybody could see them what are you talking it what he has to vomit them out so he takes it at the limited like he twice a day is as much as he would ever want to you think he wants to look like that to look all deformed like he's like horrific and like humiliated and like goes off into the woods away from the camp to like vomit out the polka dots he's not proud of it like this might be one of the best like examples of death of the authors like I'm sorry you're not in control of the film anymore yep yeah you should have put that in the film if you wanted that to be in the film I don't know what else to tell you I yeah I really what comes across in screen is better than what he's describing honestly it might be like it might be because the actor did too good of a job in terms of portraying that he actually cared not that he was faking caring like I'm sorry but yeah that's that's I read that the actor really gravitated towards this role like he really saw something in here because he had like a rough childhood or whatever I think he had a real skinned condition and so he sympathized with this character in a strong way so once you got the role I think he really wanted to like make it his own and make him really likeable and sympathetic and that probably squashed whatever James Gunn is saying was his intention with the character here I don't think it works but what James Gunn is saying here because when you're dealing with a character like polka dot man like you you want to like give the audience reasons to like like him because you're starting from a very kind of low level because he's like uh he's like hailed as one of the dumbest characters in DC history right so you don't want to give excuses for the audience to hate him on top of the fact that he's so underappreciated already he's a character with a redemption he's a character that that was experimented on uh because his mother wanted to make a family of superheroes but essentially he ended up being this horrific horrible uh creation that turned evil or in that and so I guess we don't know why when the prison yeah because he's in prison so he's obviously done something wrong um and and we you know we have to probably lend I think they said bank robber or something so if that character went from that disposition to what he went through on the island with the camaraderie with the other people and when he when he's fighting starro at the end and and he you know it does some damage with his polka dots to it and then he he before he even turns to one and else he was screaming out i'm a super i'm a superhero yeah because it's him he's now you know he's now helping he's trying to save and then he turns to blood sport it's like i'm a freaking superhero because he felt like his you know his true potential had finally been uh been made so almost you to clarify are you saying you saying he's evil or was evil i'm saying that yeah he he probably was uh evil or used his powers for evil means uh when he when he sort of saw how hideous was his mother most likely you know without trying to drag head too much head cannon out here but you know he was so obviously um disturbed by his mother this you know there's the premise of abuse there because he didn't turn out how she wanted uh you know those horrible polka dots growing on him the expunge of it yeah he probably got absolutely downtrodden and and maybe beaten abused etc because he wasn't the hero that she wanted uh he's vomiting polka dots up every day and then there's the um oh yeah oh people are sending quote so you got remember when he he keeps telling them to like just don't ignore him it's fine the the stuff just don't look yeah like you got that plus the fact he said i'm sorry everything so flamboyant yeah that sounds like someone who wants attention yeah yeah there there would have to be something like in the in the dossier when they're like oh this is polka dot man he's very manipulative uh or show a scene where he uses somebody for that attention and then they interact with each other again he just tells the guy to fuck off or tells Milton to fuck off yeah that would yeah trade that yeah he doesn't ask any questions during the briefing either yeah no it there is nothing to support this like i'm trying to think of like why what like i'm supposed to believe throughout the whole film he's desperately trying to get their attention like i don't think he slinks in the background most of the time yeah they characterize him as like the unpopular kid at school who's just like going along with the group but like doesn't have any role to play he's just kind of silent and like walking behind everybody and you know what he's not a glory hog that's what makes that bit way more impactful to me is that he's finally like he's taking the microphone he's like you fuckers you don't even remember this guy and he was helping us like i like that because of the fact that he doesn't usually speak up but he will for Milton it's like that's this good shit man yeah but now you're telling me he did it because ah this is my opportunity to get attention it's like no no i don't i don't i don't see that working and you know what people people be like uh this is the writer director telling you that happened and i'm like i know but that isn't what happened like i'm sorry i don't think anybody would interpret it that way not a single person but thank you for providing that example because we'll be using that in future now when yeah that's a little changed well i'd love to talk to him about it because like the other interpretation fits way better and it's i i would argue it's hard to say but like more meaningful in terms of just more for me to chew on mentally in terms of who he is rather than he wants attention it's like oh this could be pretty cool to a point i still felt maybe pretty good about it and the third act while the most vile was also i think the most she's probably talking about the experiments and stuff there's a body count on the gore it's it's pretty you could say vile i'm fine or there's the amount of people killed yeah as long as she's not using vile to mean this film is disgusting like fuck this film also like i'm soon she just means gore might be maybe maybe hard to tell dynamic wise and it's some of my favorite moments in the third act also some of the characters finally get their hero on in the third act and that made them more likeable the acting is excellent across the board i love how we're halfway through and we're finally getting to the characters yeah you did it great here we go finally most of them in a very strong manner very very good and i like some of the characters quite a bit some of them i did not like oh jesus christ no i did it just elvis bloodsport the man can do anything he just oozes cool he looked so great in his uniform he was fantastic you know every single moment he was on screen i'm like why is he not a movie star he really is star he is a movie star all that has to do with the actors interest fucking elba yeah he's he's christ woman i'm yeah i'm a little bit confused with that i'd be like well so we all know who he is because he's a movie star yeah okay uh david oh we're done okay yeah he's great she mentioned he's really great he's really cool i didn't get to see his cock yeah well why why talk about him at that point now polka dot that's kind of amazing because that was mostly about yourself that's how he like the character though she she she mainly commented on like his look and then i wanted more of him's like okay that is cool he looked great why is he not a movie star as jesus said that's why he's in the movie he's a movie star smolchians polka dot man oh wow very interesting take on his powers and visually stunning they were very cool i i never imagined you could do so much polka dot man sorry i i i i don't want to sound cruel here but it's now actually sounding as if this video was written by a fucking five-year-old she's not saying anything ever let's know it's just to say you get to the characters and you can't say anything it's like damn i like polka dot man he got his power look at how many bullet points she dedicates to the characters and if this is the amount of time that she's gonna spend with each of them like why would you even label those as sections yeah talk he's probably gonna talk more about the characters she didn't care yes yeah probably yeah and i it's fascinating to me as well because um there's so much to say on these characters compared to like that's the the juicy part of the film and she's like they're cool and you know what she said about polka dot man is the one thing everyone says first oh that's how his powers work okay interesting that's all she said great but james gun did although i thought his dynamic with his mother while intentionally disturbing it came across as a bit misogynistic it was just because it was she was depicted as an ugly evil woman that's all it's gonna be an abusive mother is misogynistic now what the fuck maybe she should have been a mere evil bitch damn enough abusive mothers a mental gymnastic how could you even draw that from the character that doesn't even make any sense what's going on misogynism i'm sorry you're on the family killed some of the fucking children to try and give them powers the way that he fucking hated it how did you get there grace which which turning did you take which wormhole did you enter how did you get there like this is she's one of the people who after a terrorist attack are most concerned about how people might think of muslims now yeah isn't it literally just the isolated fact that he like it holds disdain for his mom is that what's misogynistic about so so evan i would tell you just wait and she'll explain it but that would be a lie so there's no point yeah exactly i'm trying to figure it out what were you sorry i don't understand how you can so is it just impossible for somebody to have a bad relationship with a female character is that like yes i'll be misogynistic it's it's it's his fault well wait you can have the bad relationship as long as it's on the on the guy's part not the girl's part yeah yeah it like i said it's his fault yeah yeah what would it be like would it be hypocritical it's like well of course it would be like i don't even know how you drop this from the film she's she's just a horrible human being her being a woman is not fucking like that's not the point it could have been father that's like it could have been father and nothing would have changed yep yeah curbing it came across as a bit misogynistic a lot in the way that it was went into you know made it seem okay that brad pit murdered his wife why is that misogyny you do right just because you kill him just because an interaction occurs with a woman does it mean there's an other misogyny to it i'm so fucking lost dude hatred of all women you can hate an individual in even a group or a subsection or a of women but it doesn't mean that it's fucking misogyny is such an overused term i can see i can see earth cracking into what it is she's like misogyny you just killed all of the women that's the joke yeah earth explodes women most affected yeah what is happening like why are we here just to suffer yeah yes this is e-fab welcome to e-fab we that's our job we suffer for money this is our job i just want to explain it because some people just don't get it um okay i think that there's something that some guys do that if a woman disagrees with them i mean polka dot man's mother did some horrible things oh thank you for mentioning recognize it did you guys exactly i want to see how far this whole fucking issue she killed some of her siblings but this is one of those her editor needed to be like don't this bit just don't also whoever asked like do you think this is why they've disliked the videos like is there any part of this video the fucking colleges would have liked like what's likable yeah i mean the part before she started talking was you know in retrospect kind of nice i would have preferred more john cina penis talk at this point yeah i feel like a butt isn't coming but i think there's a guy that if a guy doesn't like something that a woman does or says they can it's okay to vilify her like the lingers experimenting on children i will vilify it's an experiment on children oh my god you are a fucking dumb how did she say this how this is why this is what the world's fucked folks this is what the world's fucked absolutely this is fucking retarded takes like this this is Hannah Peicher experiment on her children jeez sexist well it's okay because it was a male child that was to been experimented on but it's fucking tech food dude sorry i'm gonna have to nerd with nerd rodik this is tech tayoon all over again mate yeah i've heard that this is you can murder murder children but oh but i got regeneration out of it even though i killed children over and over and over again to get it i'm a great scientist and everyone loves me no one has any idea what she sacrificed i think how i think it was fucked up that they took the person who experimented on children and killed several of them and made her a villain what the hell yeah this whole world is upside down i just can't you know what am i like actually though this is incredible if you can't recognize what you've just said he's fucking retarded and then we're done we might let's just check out now folks waiter check guys there's only a little bit or not waitress there's only a little bit of possible lethal child experiment but she's has the hardest job in the world being a mum yeah here you go who let her say this i don't know i don't know and you know there's the issues of perspective and opinion and there's just i think the way the mom was portrayed the evil is trying to be the most disgusting thing that oh my god the poor actress the poor actress who played it she's like you're so disgusting can you please tell me what is not disgusting about experimenting on and killing children please i'd like to hear your take i assume she's also referring to the woman herself which is so fucked up she is a real person she's an actual actress you're like oh god what an ugly fuck how could they portray this character that way it's like what how could they how could they say this about women by portraying by by portraying yeah it's like what's what's at bulbous old ugly repulsive person how could they possibly say this about women i wonder why people didn't like this review yeah it's uh it's a shocker yeah i mean uh i'm i'm surprised that this is an hundred percent oh my god i was not i was not ready for this i'm so glad i didn't watch this ahead of time because remember gary this is your fault that i'm watching this by the way why well either you are as someone on either someone on your stream or one of you guys told me about this who used to blame here we are one of you you're the one who messaged her about people walking out of the theater this is misogyny yeah misogyny most affected it was i don't know it was just a feeling i had from it i still have the character i'm telling you to drink bleach as well because it was just a feeling i still love the character this this man he hates his mother for having done these horrible things i still like him a bit misogynistic though i think uh yeah okay don't stop it uh joel kineman was much better here is rick flag i actually liked him here i thought he had he came across very much as a leader and he he has probably i would say one of if not the best scenes of his career in the third act i mean i have to like his performance very true all right i'm fine with that yeah they tell us how he makes women we did it everybody yeah now tell us what's wrong because he's white and what a breakthrough performance for daniella melchier she and her right-hand rat sebastian actually made me feel not so bad about rats which is incredible and she has one flashback seen with taika watidi which was incredibly brief to what was by far and away one of if not the most powerful moments in the fuck off with the emojis i swear to god yeah yeah this is like uh i your your fucking boomer humor is really upsetting to me yes steeper savvy to the background with this fucking fellow kid shit like come on how would you do fellow critics it was and what what it said i mean that was great that was just stunning so good pete davidson he's hardly in the movie at all but when he is he does a fantastic job and he is just an excellent fit with suicide he's no less than two minutes of screen time right he freaks out because he thinks he's a good thing weasel will eat him and then he yeah well if anything you know when he gets up to say hey guys you know we're all here i was like man he's kind of annoying and then he gets killed and i was like hey there you go yeah i can't help but notice that her list of favorite characters doesn't have weasel on it yeah i mean oh yeah this spoiler oh this validates the review you're right yeah that's like the that's the test and that's an implied spoiler too yeah because if she's not on the is not on the favorites all they didn't care for why happened to weasel she not even remember weasel and weasel sacrifice i think not weasel died for us since no weasel weasel lived for us he lived for us in the end that should have been able to he should have been we should have been able to do he was very no so everybody thinks the reverse of that like yes let's see yeah it's all i've heard it's what everyone hates it but they thought it was hilarious that his face got blowed off that's all i've heard good now here's who i did not care for okay john senas mad man i thought she was gonna say oh you know what she means my peacemaker right perfect timing by the way earlier section implies other one i promised to comment that i would mention this um you know when i said it was an eagle that came out of his gun it was it was a dove dove oh yeah yeah yeah yeah which you know is great i just i i mixed them up yeah well rather i thought it makes sense so yeah um obviously because they were saying the dove is on his icon on the front and i was like uh yeah whoa what a disaster uh oh no use your next words carefully yeah oh no don't get to a reference please just stay in the realm of i just don't like it stay there not only is a character but i think it's a career not only it's a character you know why are we getting so bostony now like not only is a character next to john sena on the subway what a disaster forget about it i'm walking here she liked his bulge at least god she's objectified the fuck out of yep that's okay he's a white man let her talk she's making a video with you hey not only disgusting you let her talk he's disgusting and disturbing that's the problem you know what films are they're not documentaries darling well even if they were that wouldn't be an argument like i don't like this person being gross like oh this he's literally a bad guy like i don't want to tell you like me did she like did she like exactly on this i i need to see a review of empire strikes back where she's like this vader guy oh god so horrible person and i don't like him i don't like vader he's mean irredeemable like i can't it would she'd be torn because you know he's by a black you know i'll push back i mean i don't i mean those would be horrible characteristics if they actually were given to the other villain of the story done done i don't think he's irredeemable hot take i think no no the context in which he kills people i find fascinating and want to know more about his history in terms of where he's chosen to end lives yeah who's more of this guy how did he get to be this way well he's going to find out all the problems hopefully yeah max but um this is the interesting thing about that tv show that's the interesting thing about the tv show moving forward is basically they've set like a principle that he holds is like his core belief so the question is like that's going to get tested in the future so you're like where's he going to draw the line is he going to kill people for peace no matter what and it's like there there's a lot you could do with the character moving forward that seems to be it hopefully since james gun kind of came up with this character as he exists we'll get he'll really feel yeah the the extra desire to adhere to it i can't believe he's getting his own show he is i can believe it it's the hbo max is back it's all about that package dude gets you right into it i had the graphic from earlier i think we'll be the last character to get a character wow that's really strong sometimes isn't it spin off show off of this movie by the time the movie was over i absolutely hated him i just that's not a problem you're supposed to good yeah yeah i would argue you can get a myriad of results but i think the most common would be that people hate him yeah because of yeah he's not the good guy he is not portrayed as being correct i know that yeah i didn't hate him at the end but like i feel like i'm in a way or meant to hate him so i felt i felt a bit bad for him because his principles led him to places that he didn't even like yeah which is super interesting to watch just hated him and i i'm really curious to see how john seen his fans react to i'm sure they loved it to be fair his fans like gave a really good performance yeah as an actor or as well as like the physical performance why the fuck wouldn't his fans like this performance why wouldn't his fans like this apologizing that china was worse for his career absolutely that would have fucking pissed everyone off yeah that this though like you imagine being a fan of his wrestling and then being like i don't want to watch him be a like absolute amazing shot with a you know assassin x person from prison going on missions to dominate and then essentially win out by the way in a sense like that he survives like i don't want to see john see to do with that i don't see a shoot a hole through an armored truck that he was imprisoned in and then get it like i don't understand the connection why only we had wrestling fans nearby that we could ask to confirm that no metal's gone to sleep none here yeah oh well i was i was i was i was typing a test well i was about to say well i mean i feel like we already know his position but i'm guessing as that his portrayal of peacemaker wasn't as annoying to you as his comments about taiwan oh no his comments about taiwan were yeah he was a fucking cock yeah and yep that pissed people off way more there's such a bizarre comment from iberness all right yeah well it's great playing this character i if i was his agent i'd be like i would not touch this are you well i guess i guess he's lucky then that you're yeah yeah right a rare choice yes she she just said he's got a fucking tv show deal in the in the era of tv shows being the thing to do that she's like mad i wouldn't have told her to do that go why it's it's basically like saying yeah if i was an architect i just design it to fall down and that's you know she would have won out dude we're about to get to king shock oh my god i'm not ready oh i'm not ready though yeah it's probably that he eats people that's that's evil about him yeah you have to it has to be seen to be believed because you won't believe the john sena is willing to to do the horrible things that they have peacemaker so this is called acting with what a weird thing so this is really fucking weird they are not the actual thing you see they are simply pretending to be this is an awesome yeah it feels like grace it's like grace i think it feels like grace has lost the pot she doesn't realize that this is a film i don't understand i don't know if she gets out much jeez i do then with both harley quinn and king shark i much prefer the animated versions who are fantastic by the way i love that show okay here yeah they're both that's really stupid which i really do not care for that's not a criticism that's not a criticism that's stupid especially i don't like king shark because he's portrayed as stupid well that's that's not a point it's just like okay it's a different i like i like that he's portrayed as yeah it's neat that we have a character who operates on a lower level of critical thinking like there we go yeah he's just like friends your friends i'll help you like that it's like child like he has very basic ways of like approaching the world essentially and it's interesting to see how he reacts even though he's like a shark that eats people you've also got to be really careful because you're like i don't like it when people are portrayed to not be at the peak of intelligence you're like oh careful here you yeah einstein here with this video i don't like this grace randolph character she's too fucking stupid all right grace that was really funny you could drop the action please and i was disappointed so disappointed to see that harley quinn once again is defined by how the opposite sex sees her with some weird prince no i'm confused okay so i don't i don't understand it the point of the yeah in this film is that she's not defined by that she's breaking out of it that was like the way yeah the little effort i think she took a very clear step at the opposite direction yep i was i was i mean she literally says that the guy when he's in ag and dying on the floor is the whole boyfriend thing and the red flag so yeah i yeah there's kind of seen it right sorry i don't know that so what he said apparently her ranking of top top characters she puts peacemaker at number four so i don't understand how that's possible one sport polka dot man rick flag and rat catcher that's four characters so that means that he takes the place of one of them and then how does that make any sense and then all the ones below him are worse than him threshold i'm very confused like if that's true i'm very confused but i don't know if that's in this video or she's because they said at the end of that was she did it for damage control which i could believe so it might you know it might be after this video it might not be in this video girl routine that they decided to do harley quinn is not supposed to be a twisted version of marylem and roe and this is the second time that it's been she can be whatever the person who creates yeah i mean they have what he's supposed to be they've literally done it she's supposed to be they're pulling her around all over the place in the fucking film so i don't see how what is she so she's saying she takes problem with all three iterations or just this one or this one and birds of prey because that visuals from birds of prey right yeah ain't here i'm done it's not the right path to go down and why not just shows a basic misunderstanding of the character be more specific i thank you character right now she's saying that that her being platinum blonde in a red dress with this guy at the whatever on top is the exact same thing as her in this other photo being all dolled up like marylin and roe it's wrong but that's what she's saying i'm gonna say the context is completely different and surely it matters more so how she's characterized not whether she's in these scenarios also harley has taken so much abuse from me at this point which she kills the person makes very clear which doesn't it's what motivates her she doesn't take any abuse yeah she i was just gonna say she doesn't take any abuse from any men instead of this movie at least from this guy that she's got the picture of so that's if that's what you're referring to i don't know what else the torture scene maybe interesting screenshot to choose where joker is like if you want to date me jump in there like like is it a choice to do that because she's a fucking idiot i guess i don't know like remember he's not exactly a catch in that movie i could he's he's an idea he is ready to try something different and fall in love with poison ivy in the d ceu and i will be very upset if that is the next step for the character i mean if if anything good were to come of this movie it's that she's ready she's at she's she's ready for what she's like in munchbox responsibly i don't know what's happening anymore i'm ready for disappointed that that harley quinn isn't a lesbian i guess a symbol of some kind for why do you want this crazy character as your symbol of anything you pick someone else this is like oh the baba duke is a gay icon i'm like smoking am i wrong is that no is that that's what she's saying right that is i think she would prefer her to be a lesbian in this story because it was better that way i want i want the thing to be a gay icon i guess i'd be in whatever who gives i think the poison ivy would be so wonderful for her to meet right like right now they've teeter up she's ready to go teeter up and i'm teeter up what what are you mad to have her sexuality so i don't is that how that works i mean if she's bi then it doesn't matter always okay how does it how do you become an icon for this that you have been abused so much then you finally decided to go to the other sex well yeah what a fucking icon i was tortured by men for so long i want women you're like yeah oh good job yeah but that's what she wants the whole thing that they're trying to do you know i don't know i don't know why she hasn't even been introduced into the dcu so it's weird and how about poison ivy and all this how about you don't define your fucking character by her relationships all the time how about maybe she's just a person and you characterize her now what if you give me yeah give me some actual characterization for this character reminds me of fucking ray they're like ray is a character because she's a sky what no because she's nobody no because she might be related to kenobi no because nobody definitely nobody luke palpatine can you please give her a character i don't care but all this blood shit the only thing that i can truly connect with on a character is what i have to know what makes their dick hard everything is who their genitals i have to know true won't do that i'm so happy that the animated series has has has taken that step harley quinn has some nice moments here she does but she disappears from very long periods of the film even though no it's that she shows up oh you got it completely backwards the problem isn't one of its absent the problem is that she's sometimes present yes and that wouldn't be a problem if james gonna manage to fucking write it but he didn't i'm sorry as in as in like if you'd yeah written her well i'm sorry like i thought he could do it but apparently he couldn't apparently no one can she's just like writing poison yeah is extremely difficult character to get right they still haven't been able to do it in the comic and so many writers have tried because she's two-dimensional in the comic why she said the comic is there only the comic there's only one comic it's one big comic she's from the animated series and they put her in the comic and she i i don't know what grace randolph's perspective of harley quinn is but uh most comic fans is from the animated series and she's a two-dimensional character there's there's not much else you can do with her she was joke the joker's girlfriend and she's really fucked up i don't know where you go yeah they it's honestly brought the abusive relationship thing in a little bit later on in that series and that's kind of what they developed her in from the comics from what i understand but yeah like she was mostly just the henchwoman for the earlier part of that series that is to say so isn't it fascinating at this point that she really apparently is poison for writers that you're like someone's got to be able to do it right like she's just the biggest writing challenge for what and it shouldn't be because she's basically blank slate at this point you could kind of do whatever you want with her she's just he's at that point throw her into a she has sort of a past but that's it hmm point they just can't get it right but the animated series has gotten it right they have i can't wait the comic i think comes out this month uh oh the other comic but not that comic wait what does that say the eat bang kill tour yeah eat out the eat um like are they marching on that pussy that spotlight is actually a wall in a doorway yeah it's very iconic man they really want she just wants her an ivy to fuck like that yeah she's like she's rock climbing her vagina okay like as well hell yeah and i really wish they would bring in that writing team to handle her live action no go away just get rid of it for fuck's sake three movies yeah make her die it's not it's so it's unfair to me that she's been given three huge chances it's like can you just throw someone else in now like she's not working okay now that was surprised me because at the beginning of the film you know why what i didn't surprise you she was in the last film is that character i'm not sure what i'm not sure what she was referring to is the surprise i'm lost on that one as well like what why are you so shit i never would have guessed never would have guessed wow what a power player but in the third act talk about misogynistic no you said the m word and i know it's going to be bullshit now i don't know why they chose to do this she was so humiliated and she took it no she had no the whole epilogue was waller has has us on the shit i'll be doing these crazy shit because of what we did to her and a very important thing to note coming that was the an important thing to note as well it's a woman who knocks her out arguably and you know what i'm gonna say here it is we don't actually know what she's gonna do to that team the last thing we see is she looks at them nope and that's after she doesn't kill them because at the end the other two go off to do their little post-credit thing yeah and they reference like waller's got us doing this because of you know well so what i didn't mean we don't know what she did to him you know you know what i mean you know and wink wink no yeah she could she could literally have been like i'm gonna do xyz people you love or she could have done she could have done anything um point being she was dealing with the leverage of she's the same that she's got the same logic as peacekeeper she thinks that if that stuff gets revealed it's all over like i don't know why this isn't being appreciated technically she won she just loses all of the uh her leverage over them as suicide squad members i don't know there's there's a lot here to to break down and i just feel like people are turning us into a win with not that much difficulty yeah especially with the suicide squad was able to do and da da da da and look how good we look and you know things of that nature and also give me more money and more funding of the people who turned up to see peacemaker were either one of them the one that here uh no i think it's someone else right i can't remember no of course she was knocked out by another black woman well that's what i'm saying is like maybe she did have something happen to that woman i don't know shocked Amanda waller would never would never take what happens to her i don't know that we can conclude this one does maybe this one does maybe this one is yeah i i don't know what they'll confirm and like the sequel i was about to say that we don't we don't want my team is willing to turn against me when i'm not looking i'd better better play my card let's see how this develops and see what's gonna happen like who knows that's the thing yeah i mean i guess maybe you could argue that she'll get her revenge after but it was just seems so out of care or maybe she won't and she learns a lesson who knows what they're going to do the problem is any suicide squad could pull the same to blackmail the country so that's why peacemaker's on the team and obviously that didn't work like he was supposed to prevent any of that from happening but he got defeated like i don't know the how can you worry like she has to use the suicide squad so yes they are going to get in positions where they can use stuff against her and that's something that she'll want to account for but she can't account she had accounted for it until her team knocked her out which i don't know like how much of a mastermind is she supposed to be portrayed as with it where she could never be subverted i don't know it feels a little bit weird she's definitely a character you need to be fearful of like a respect yeah absolutely well this reminds me of taiwan he was killed on the toilet by his son and if someone he should be smart enough to have that never happen i'd be like no it's like yeah yeah yeah there's so much to it that's just like no no no we're veering too far into fucking marysu territory i don't want him to be unbeatable manda had lost the plot she was in actually was absolutely out of control and amanda waller is normally in control because she was having her team turn and actually try and help the the town they were turning from from villains to heroes and so she was losing the plot and going to kill them all and because the rest of the team knew because it was set up earlier that she was going to kill blood sports daughter for this and he was and she was just going to wipe them all out she's going to flip the switch on all of them they had more of a moral compass there than amanda does which is exactly the point amanda's moral compass is not there it's non-existent right now and so i think it was a good it's a clever thing to do especially from the last movie where she um sanitized the room this time she was the one that got a little bit of her own back i'm curious to like i don't know if this happens often or not but like what do you how do you guys solve problems like this if let's say half and half people believe she was assassinated from the comics or she was represented well how do you deal with that it's a minor character she's not a major character so there's you know i think i think i uh they did a decent interpretation of her in the uh justice league yeah i think yeah i do i do too i think there is an argument well especially with dc there's so many different versions uh there's not a ton of different versions of amanda waller but there's there's different batmans there's different supermans there this is just an elseworlds that's all you gotta tell a dc fan that's all it is i i don't even know if this is officially dceu they haven't said it they've kept it vague uh i mean like yeah would justice league amanda waller put up with this or even i don't know i don't know but we don't know that if there is another movie we'll find out that that staff has you know been horribly tortured or sent off to alaska or somewhere you know uh you know that that i there's so many different interpretations of every character anyway and this is something i had to deal with at the comic shop every day because you know like there's i've grown up with frank miller batman and i've grown up with denny o'neill batman and they're they're completely different batman so it's just a matter of your perspective i owned one oh no shit what the worst smelling customer that ever came in with smelling we're smelling yeah i needed description a full description what you felt that day whether you could eat even later if they i couldn't they used to um is this your finish they used to experience they used to do experimental drugs uh next door to my on fridays next door to my store so i would get all the homeless uh people from san francisco on friday they get their 25 bucks and they get shot up with something plasma donations and shit yep and then they come in my store and they smell like they rolled around and shit and pissed on themselves and somebody died on top of them oh no yeah that's dope dude that's so good i love that um san francisco someone said computer geek taking out walla is like ray pushing luke no one's here in the back of the head of the golf club i find it interesting because like uh when they say ray pushing luke i'm assuming they're referring to when she beats him on arctu right arcto whatever the fuck um when they have their fight yeah um yeah that was frustrating to watch because he's so much more advanced than she is in like every way in terms of understanding the force and fucking like sword fighting whatever um but so that was a fight this was she got knocked out by a golf club when she wasn't able to fucking know that that was gonna have i don't know why why would you say that's the same i don't understand what a ridiculous comparison to make also like the comparison between luke and waller in terms of like being hit on the head i think waller is a lot worse than luke in tlj from what we see yeah if you're gonna go that far i don't think waller would have that kind of staff like who was betting on yeah and and you could argue that through this version she's just struggling to get the the people she wants in the right places for the suicide squad and the especially because this is still i imagine relatively untested that they've only recently gotten a reputation or whatever the what made a what yeah what probably would have made it better if uh if she's gonna have that staff as they say well there's budget cuts and she fucked up the last mission or something like that and uh i think she's they gave me to work with uh yeah if if we had like one explicit line for that that would fucking solve all these problems right but you can infer that that was what happened you didn't she wasn't she clearly doesn't like these people yeah that's kind of what i thought and and they don't take their job seriously because of the betting yeah yeah but i only i mean she's a villain for sure she's still a villain and she should be um that's misogynist but i just was shocked and i wonder what the fuck is there so that i was losing that value with you woman a villain she's she's talking about this woman that long pause so you know where she walked by people and shoots them in a line is that the first one or that's the first one oh yeah oh well never mind because that was ruthless that's Amanda wall I wish that right but it's yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's yeah and DC does not have anything established yet that's their problem so i think people are still using the head canon from comics and they're still trying to figure out what the hell they're doing uh if you want to blame anybody blame Warner Brothers they're stupid how dare you would have been done to a male character i just okay we need to roll it back because what was that a villain as she should be um but i just was shocked and i wonder if it would have been done to a male character i just you never you'd never see a male character get humiliated in any way shape or form that just doesn't happen no not no definitely not every steven seagull movie i'm i'm lost with this i know it's like like even if you can you've noticed it yeah well that's what i was just about to say you took the opposite of Amanda waller rick flag who said i didn't sign up for this i didn't serve my country for this the killing women the killing children and he put his life and he died died for it because of her puppet because of Amanda waller's puppet so yes they did it and they did it pretty much uh in the next scene grace so uh i'm shut up what a shitty movie critic i don't understand how could you watch mainstream movies and conclude man they always you know they always just rip into the women characters the male characters are always celebrated and on these high horses and stuff uh you don't even go to cinema have you watched any commercial in the last 10 years where the woman is not allowed to be in any way less than ideal and the man is always the one who has to be chastised who always is wrong who's always humiliated bit weird my dude yeah this this is the perspective of somebody who hasn't left like what is she in manhattan there she hasn't left manhattan in years uh and if she she does it's to a press event or a nice hotel or a con wow man man well it's got to be she had now one manhattan yeah one manhattan who ran to the world oh this is so bad she was really upset about that and oh yeah staro so disgusting so horrifying like wow like i'm familiar with staro from the comics but when you're showing here looks like well i mean it's horrifying looks pretty simple it's just like starfish with an eye in the middle oh he looks good i could see how you can go from that to the movie one i you know i can see it oh yeah i mean staro is problematic from all points oh god you know uh wait problematic staro problematic now god nobody's safe i think there's a lot of a lot of it is just not i think played out the way it should be they have turned up the the grotesnics grotesnics i thought that was the coolest part i'm confused how cool is a giant fucking starfish so you know starfishes aren't like they're not or fish eye they're beautiful from a distance i'm lost what she's saying but they're just like they got like suckers and tendrils and like a weird mouth in the middle they look like you know starfishes and turn their stomachs inside out it's like i think my brain stalled after she said staro is problematic like i'm like i just what are you it's probably a pavlovian response from her from these type of people yeah whenever she doesn't like anything it's problematic problematic i was the giant starfish representation in this film was really problematic looks like the alien entity waiting from space was really problematic it's very misogynistic against all the women i'll start and just zero qualifiers for any of this she just says it and then moves on it's like something i want to run it back a little bit because i really i'm so lost a lot of it is just not i think played out the way it should be they have turned up the grotesnics grotesnics how should it be played out like how how should it be played it's too grotesque she said too grotesque isn't the grotesque stuff mostly like the experiments that are done by like the thinker like staro just like attaches the stars to the people and then that's it which by the way he's the one who was like cutting people in half yeah experimenting on children and until you take the stars off them they look like that i wouldn't call it grotesque it's more like oh shit so what are they now yeah yeah but yeah when you tear them off and you tore them to pieces like yeah okay that's yeah it looks but you know in the comics if you get a star on your face they can pry it off and you'll be okay let's just say that's not the case here okay yeah at least yeah we don't you know yeah we don't really know that much about it but it's why is that an issue yeah you you can't i feel it okay i feel if anything that almost ups the stakes a little bit more yeah the ones the stars on you gotta watch out yeah you're dead yeah like it's like to get it off within yeah who knows if they're gonna do rules about oh you've got an hour or else it's permanent or once it's on you're dead or like we don't know exactly oh it seems to be once it's been on a while for certain it's just your body's just gone and you die like we don't know yeah and some of the things i will not be able to unseat me good it looks like you fucking need it because you might have ruined star and star ruined star oh by having it be scarier either they ruined a alien villain which is barely ever used due to its ridiculousness and actually turned it into something legitimately grotesque which is great for an R rated movie yeah and i don't know about you guys but like i think everyone's a huge fan of that last line star gives out yeah yeah i didn't listen i miss i wouldn't have done it i wouldn't have done any of this if you left me the fuck alone pretty much yeah i was i was happy yours was vacuous i was happy in space just looking at the stars oh man ah and yeah like it is really hard for me to take a serious when you're like they ruined the starfish monster like i'm like okay you ruined you ruined the butthole creature i'm trying to empathize but like it's causing difficulties all right so i told you i reported to you before one point i believe before james gunne even came along uh back when um oh i forget the name of the director he did um the Ben Affleck movie well you could pause the the Ben Affleck movie the Ben Affleck movie i just i just love the idea that it's like it's one of the Ben Affleck movies man he's been in so many fucking movies edited and the edited way too much work in my videos i think my favorite part is you can't remember the name of the director and all the film that they made so i have nothing to work with you know Ben Affleck Ben Affleck hey fregie it's a non-spoiler review so she's only gonna give you the small detail he was gonna do this and at one point they were wonderbrothers was considering having supergirl be the weapon that was locked up here that the suicide squad was supposed to liberate yeah you would have screamed misogyny that would have been a much better idea no she would she would have said misogyny she would have said she would have called him a hundred percent why this is the perfect time for her not to discuss the film or spoiler wise if anything away why is this a better idea grace if someone is if someone's wrong about something but they explain it in a way that shows they have some level of like critical thinking skills some some kind of thought process it's a lot more like okay you're wrong but i see how you got there yeah this woman is just a mystery box her i know her ideology drives her she's because by if it was super girl i heard it was super man not super girl but uh that is missing an opportunity to show the subjugation of women which she would have just loved i think she loves that Harley Quinn animated series so much i think you're right which is awful wasn't it wasn't it the james gun even considered having it because it's gonna be that superman would have broken out and become the temporary villain for the suicide squad to have to fight right something like that yep yep yep i think star no clue how they would have managed to be okay on a starfish and i don't think this movie needed so i saw this film in i max and if you choose to go to see it in theaters i think that is a hundred percent the way to go otherwise if you want to see it i'm so confused did she just recommend seeing it in theaters after having said it was made not for theaters yes what the fuck she said the whole HBO max thing what the hell here's no it's for theaters so when you see it by i max biggest screen possible i'm lost no i want to see it on the smaller movie screen when i go what makes this not shot like three pictures of it cinema screen so lost nothing i think that is a hundred percent the way to go otherwise if you want to see it i'd watch it on HBO max i mean unless we're also gonna fucking watch it you don't want to do one thing do the oh my god this is hilarious you're like a hardcore fan and yeah go go i mean just try it her voice is like grating it's giving me a fucking headache don't worry rags idiot only one more minute and four seconds i've told you what the movie's like and you can you decide for yourself whether or not it's something you want to try you've told us very well don't you don't even know what the pot is you're not saying anything never talked about the plot she didn't it's just at all i i do love this ending watch it in theaters or if not theaters watch it on hbr max the only other option um you know you might not like it or you might like it it's like thanks for the most useful fucking description size of its academist proposition i also how is she gonna talk about the end credit sequences without spoiling the movie like is she just gonna say they're cool or something like yeah oh yeah i really like them they have people in it i was gonna say yeah saying stop good luck well i sure hate it because peacemakers in it knows misogynist that he lived to women everywhere absolute fucking window liquor of the highest order that's what they want they just want window liquors like grace to go i want weasel come and go see the movie or not see the movie i just now look weasel is a window liquor and i gotta say i think i would love to watch a weasel she's getting a downgrade from window liquor to doorknob liquor okay um all right sounds fantastic then by all means have a great time again i don't care either way but that's just how i feel okay what do you think it also has two end credit scenes very brief and they're both totally non-consequential for the non-consequential you think they're being alive non-consequential she um one of the main characters which they thought was dead is not dead is actually alive oh my wow that's as that is what we call non-consequential wow wow it's not consequential though it's so consequential that they're making a whole nother production for it's literally on a tv show it's non-consequential and you acknowledge that he was getting a show yourself so you can't even plain ignorance unless you like forgot what you said earlier fucking so that's the thing it we both end credit sequences are actually consequential and have like a character that you thought was dead alive because weasel is the other one in both cases they are the opposite of non-consequential as a guest like yes it reinforces the narrative that he's a werewolf as well because it's a full mood yeah all right she's not using the right word there because i think what she means is that it's not relevant to the main movie's plot but it's an after credit scene it's not supposed to save the purpose of those is to set up the next thing whatever it is you accept that at that point once the credits are rolling it's like okay whatever i'm gonna see now is probably gonna set up the next series or the next sequel or whatever or it'd be like a goof or something yeah our joke right goof a gaffe oh i mean a kebab one kind of sets up the peacemaker thing but not one kind of sets up all other show what are you saying but not in a way she said but not in a way you're going great go on not in a way not at all there's nothing to discuss so whoa oh so it doesn't seem to be alive it's nothing to discuss okay right okay uh stop what the f***ing blithering idiot larger way at all so if people see this movie multiple times and i know some of you already are it's just because you like the film which is wow yeah no i saw it many many times because i hated it why did you say that what i what because you like the film figure out how to describe her voice it's spicy shrill screech no i like places yeah i like shrill is definitely that's misogynistic she's a she's just a banshee all right she's the opposite she's the opposite of a siren a siren's voice like is like it's seductive and compelling and her voice makes me want to kill myself yes she's an anti siren squad share your thoughts down below please try to be as polite as i have been oh please let's have a look at these and of course as always be as did she say be as correct as i have been polite polite polite polite well they did not stay as polite as she has been if you want to it all of us have a look see in the car sorry all yes please we didn't mean to uh offend you's you know absolutely not the absolute why it's such an annoying fucking bitch we would have been nice i mean i don't think something you remind me of my mother something something nothing like pasta sauce blah blah blah so what we got did grace really forget this movie's about villains and they do villain things like did she forget literally the point of the film's concept that's one of the top comments i don't i don't know if i know i was gonna say i don't know if she actually understood that never mind criminals doing shockingly evil things is exactly what i picked this is prayed for okay this was a major problem with the first movie they were portrayed as heroes gore and extremely evil things is exactly what we signed up for did you see here the pink comment from grace though look at the pink comment from grace some of you are saying you're so glad the movie isn't woke yikes first off i hate that critiques i feel representation is important second this movie is aggressively anti-conservative so boy are you in for surprise i how is this aggressive what is what is going on i'm so lost i uh she's retired she's fucking retarded she's anti-conservative like i i have no reference for that if anyone wants to help i don't know yeah no oh people want me to show the screen there's nothing to show besides i'm prepping something anyway guys you're gonna have to watch the anti-conservative like it's putting the u.s. government in a bad light is out anti-conservatives and democrats are both critical of the government are they no i don't know i thought it was just a weird fucking thing that they had happened in the film i don't see the conservatives i know are pretty yeah they're they're not the ones who instantly trust the government that's what i mean like i i'd like to know what their references are but okay um i appreciate your honesty but it sounds like you expected more of a group of anti-heroes as opposed to villains you hate john senors exactly why he works so well he's not meant to be the hero these are all just basic questions people would want answers to it's kind of sad you don't want to give a rt review out of fear of an angry mob i mean yeah well they're saying it as sympathy for her i wouldn't have had a problem with with grace giving a rotten tomato fine it's your fucking job i'm saying it's sad that she wouldn't just own that position yeah so so her her definition of woke is representation that movie had plenty of representation so that doesn't even make sense no it's not fair because they had things sucked onto their face they don't count things have been made into women and that's that's what we want we just don't you know we don't want one gender glorified above the other uh or one pulled down to raise the one up no tons absolutely tons of represented with the the armies were full of women both armies the rebellion army and the fucking court and what's his army yeah and they were all killed and doing heroic things equally everybody was getting everything um everyone was getting you guys need to see that look at him wow this is fantastic i love this you know i i get the impression that maybe he's actually like i'm i'm doing this for the world i know what i'm up this is a tough job this someone's like the iron giant my sacrifice yeah i look how sad i am like please don't do it i i understand your sacrifice but i don't need to go i have to do this people saying new plus fucking crying onion shot to get self depicted beautiful mouth so good as well it looks like a kerbal wow grace's feminist politics really got in the way of her enjoyment even understanding but like this film could you say it's her feminist politics when she's just not even like it you could argue it's gone in the way but she's like right yeah she's low like in the head it's like yeah that's why she has feminist politics it's not her politics it per se it's her perception of the film like it's completely fucked because like it it wouldn't get in the way of her feminist politics if she understood what happened because she's like oh my i want a half baked and bad takes but at the point where you flag staro is problematic like i cannot i can't not see that as like satire at that point yeah what come on what is i'm gonna subscribe like so many people like it's called the suicide squad i'm sorry yeah like everyone's just confused in the comment section i work in a cinema in ireland as long as i work in a cinema in ireland there would no walkouts at all people loved it this is like that's what i would imagine i wouldn't imagine people looking on it but okay evil characters doing evil nudity yeah whenever grace doesn't like a movie it means i'm gonna love it i mean full frontal nudity crude decisions over the top gore innocent people killed human torture political commentary shockingly evil characters just about everything that make game thrones pop boom oh damn i'm gonna give this a fair of you one thing that came of thrones didn't which is a good ending a good ending yeah i mean the game so we put i mean it's called the suicide squad and not boy scouts on the day off and some people like criticism shouldn't be problematic and she's she's like hearted it it's like but what if your criticism is bullshit what if she says that the film is downright irresponsible like how is that not going to prompt a response yeah you're telling me i like something that's irresponsible but if you're not interested in people criticizing you then turn off the comments so don't upload anything and you have the wrong fucking job yeah yeah don't let people engage with your content then or let them do it but prevent them from being able to tell you what they think if that's what you actually want there's so many comments about like how villains are killing people i don't understand what the problem is man yeah and she's got like you know she i'm imagining like her fans are pretty okay with everything but this one just didn't hit well and i'm like man is this one of those channels where they tell us it's just the one bad take and then you watch everything else and you're like oh oh they're all shit oh no i'm assuming she loves the what if episodes probably wouldn't surprise probably they're very they're very diverse and representative and all that all that stuff so probably probably not misogynist and that's was important um so yeah that was that video shocking incredible there was a roller coaster of emotions i might even say um and i laughed i cried we we need to uh basically not necessarily do anything in terms of starting up a project but hang out for about 20 minutes okay i think we can do that yeah um because only some of you have realized this all right so by that i mean in chat uh when we go for our break which we need me miss elvin well everyone here and we will come back you'll be about 30 to 40 minutes before the next stream starts up when it ends but we'll keep you busy with a little ol oh my goodness batwoman premiere oh my god oh my god she's back the hero herself the hero is back what episode do you want uh what episode do you want what episode that is episode seven we are a bit behind the previous christ man we're gonna have the round table before the season three starts we're so busy we have so many things are happening we we might be able to get get well how long do we have do you know uh it's october mid october i think she's back october 20th we can do it by then i think we can do that yeah okay okay we can manage that we need that we need that season two round table in fact we've seen a lot we're well past episode seven i think are we on episode i want to say 30 like i'm not sure i think sorry something like that yeah um god damn you guys i need to sleep we're coming we we're not even halfway this is a 24 hour stream 24 hour stream folks yeah um oh you need to sleep yeah you guys go to sleep to our voices yeah what about us also i like the like the first third of the 24 hour we've covered two videos and we've talked about a lot which is which is weird okay well to be to be fair i know this is harsh to say i don't know if it's true but that was one of the best garlic phones at least to memory that was that was really good that was great so i uh my cheeks are still hurting yeah it's not a good game of garlic phone unless your face is hurting um yeah of course yeah i was crying tears coming up my eyes with that i mean ridiculous is it well hey as would you recommend it for friday night tights oh yeah gary we we got to talk about this game for friday night tights dude okay this is gonna add a whole new dynamic to the show describe it to do it this is gonna change yeah yeah i mean we kind of i think we kind of did one before gary and i um we played one of the versions but this you uh you draw somebody draws a picture and then somebody else is like writing a line of dialogue and then the other person will get the line of dialogue and they'll have to draw a picture based on it and the picture gets the person who gets the picture will have to write the line of dialogue that matches with the picture and there's an animated one where somebody draws a picture and then it gets passed on then you're drawing it everyone draws a picture and then it's all shoved up passed on and then you've got to try and animate the next frame then it's all passed on and it's all animated frame oh yeah this is good stuff dude this is good stuff i have to show him well the whole stream was in tears wasn't it yeah well i have to show him the one that we did because that uh i have to explain oh you've got the animations oh no but i mean you'll see them on the stream right you probably cycle back or whatever oh yeah yeah yeah yeah um so we're gonna we're gonna stay right up until the premiere starts then i'll end the stream go and do things and our past selves will entertain you guys until we start up the second stream i believe this one is 32 or 34 minutes long so we'll have that amount wow yeah we have all that free time to do whatever we want oh boy nice oh my but you're probably eating for me yeah i'm probably gonna i was gonna say a joke but you cut the joke i was gonna tell you just can't tell nowadays oops oh wow i'm you know that's pretty problematic i'm gonna say it might be i'm gonna go be misogynistic to my wife who just got home oh no no don't be a starfish whatever man man don't be a polka dot man man yeah you know there's plenty more for us to do plenty more on the way i just uh it is kind of amazing that that's what we were up to for this this selection i i think that was an interesting eight hour nine hours man that's we still got 14 to go you guys feeling it uh yeah let's do it yeah i'm still okay for now i'm not feeling tired at all i think that'll hit me probably by the time of the end of the second one doing pretty good problem is i didn't sleep much so that is a problem already i could uh i can feel the tired creeping up on me but that's okay nothing that can't go take a walk in during your go out and i am i am getting some fresh air when i yeah once once we uh take a wee more morrow why don't you uh do a little bit of pluggy pluggy pluggy of your plushy plushy plushies wow what a good remark i like that you have to remind me yeah i'm just like oh wait what oh yeah i got so for those who don't know because there may be some people in the in the audience you never know this sort of thing me and rags released plushies that was pronounced i'm pretty sure links okay are present in the description if you if you if you obviously need them they look like this oh my god they're gorgeous the beautiful acute and impressive you bind together you get a discount and you get the adorable collection of of efap as it's called generation one and there there's very much going to be a generation two they're so wonderful and i think that if if you're interested you gotta you got to be grabbing them a little sooner than later because you only got 16 days left and 21 hours i guess um yeah it seems like this was this was uh as viable as people made them sound from checks people really wanted these and it's like yeah they definitely wanted them um of course thank you all for that one as well as yeah if you if you want them grab them up and um as i said we'll probably have a chat with chat about what they would like to see in future such as sad onion shouting as a plushie i don't know you never know my goodness that's gotta be an efap character now surely we'll have to see if the community can keep him alive including that will be up to them they have that can we give our audience that kind of power wow you can make him like a you can make him like a cushion or a whoopee cushion or like a slot to stuff a streamer and when you squeeze him he farts out streamers never mind i'm gonna stop the people at begship will be like is that chocolate i'm like no yeah yes you know you can believe that it's chocolate everyone mixes that yeah all the time what chocolate and bottles well yeah i mean you know one of those don't knock it till you try it sort of things i in fact i've tried both yeah see wait what do you mean both not not the same time though i like my turds to be candy coated oh i just i mean i wouldn't i just have the candy that's problematic yeah that's problematic oh and of course i think i mentioned it but in the top of the description or near it i can't remember where i put it now there is a survey and it relates to all of the year three of efap you can vote on different episodes and peoples and sub subjects and hot takes which you think were the best the worst and the most problematic um and we'll have a look at the results on the third stream and see what everyone's been saying about stuff because it should be some fun we did it last year and there was some there's some fun results i think last year's one said the favorite guest i've voted was fringy so see oh i think the chatter intelligent enough to work out who the best guest is oh i think they're sexy enough to work it out i think they're kind hard enough to work that just saying i mean they like gary i just i don't know if they vote for him but yeah i was gonna say that yeah i don't know if i've been on that much gary who doesn't like oh daro because he's probably like i'm gonna go with you daro yes i was happy floating we all know who the best guest is here in this room right now goes without saying well fringy's a hug so i don't know if it counts but i understand what you're saying yeah um so uh fringy's obviously got to be on wave two but who uh who's gonna compliment who's gonna oh we haven't really thought about it or we were worried that they might not we had no idea if they would do well or not we just i don't know i guess we just worry yeah yeah no i i don't if you'd ask me how much would they sell i think i said this i was like i have no fucking clue it could be ten a hundred a thousand i have no idea i'm seeing a drink a plushy i think that would be adorable that would be really good with the um bottle coming out of his mouth we said to you guys that you should do uh you should do the friday night tight drinkers to do that for himself we're gonna talk about it i think we're gonna talk about it yeah yeah it is worthwhile because like it's a fun little i think people like plushies for the most parts they're just cute mm-hmm very yeah they have a lot of appeal to him yeah indeed i mean it's gonna be great just absolutely lifting your idea immediately you know this wasn't our idea i think everybody all the youtubers and twitch streamers is sort of jumping into this because makeshift just do a really good job um you see these plushies and you're like i've got that rags one i mean yours is great but i mean that rags come on he's just so adorable it looks so good they did such a great job with it it's phenomenal you could put him anywhere they give you some kind of designer app to use and then they they take that info and you sort of you give him a whole bunch of like artwork that represents the character and then you sort of give him an idea verbally of what you're kind of looking for and then they give you examples and you choose between them and sort of ask for changes and stuff really good little system and usually you can speak to someone directly from there feel like you'll be handled rather than it being like super corporate and sort of distant would you sponsor um well i mean this doesn't count as a sponsor does it hashtag ads this is one of they would they would this class is just a minute yeah i was gonna say like they would be as far as i can tell very ethical to sponsor though or to take a sponsor from yeah as far as i know they haven't done anything like super shady and they do good work um this plus i've got it's phenomenal in terms of the way it looks and yeah they're up there and i think they're spending yeah if they came to me and said hey because of how well things went do you want to do some you know sponsorships and some videos for makeshift i'd be like yeah i'll seriously consider it because i've worked with them before it was kind of one of my stipulations i've got to have an example of your thing i have to have it use it gotta check for myself he's good stuff yeah yeah would recommend which leaves us with just about eight minutes to kill what can we talk about well let's take a trip down memory lane with the with the garlic phone just play a garlic phone game in eight minutes yeah why not is that possible no it's not probably shouldn't be um yeah i uh i have not watched grace Randolph like at all but i've heard her name a whole bunch ever and so really have you heard of her is it is she influential in some degree in something like in some spheres or something is like why have i heard of her she doesn't get that many views on videos um but she puts them out you know very consistently she pumps them out so it's probably in like the thumbnails slash like second hand it's the kind of like movie bob or other people like that have just been around for so long where it's like you'll see that their videos even just off-handedly and then like oh okay you you recognize them but you don't like really engage with the content type of a thing probably you know what makes actually i've changed my mind we're literally about to hit exactly nine hours so as soon as we cross that i think that makes sense to lock us i'll be able to remember that so i know much we've actually streamed um and we'll just have a few extra minutes so you guys can walk and eat a little bit more i think that makes a lot of sense so what i'll do now is take the link of this stream and then plow it super rough like into chat there it is going right in there so it's your obligation in chat now to click that to take you to the screen that i've got projected and uh oh yeah super chas probably would have made more sense for me to start reading i'm a fucking idiot but well she really liked what if she did of course she's smiling oh yeah she did i've been scrolling through the comments on uh the suicide squad video there's a lot of people that are bringing up graces um political leanings for what it is everything well just just in general it's like you know she just can't get away from her political i mean leanings it literally made her incapable of fucking watching the suicide squad it's quite fascinating to see i i i should not do it it felt like a retarded two year old was given a review of it it's a link for for for e-fap.na oh wait what about it sorry yeah i i saw that from keep it on tour it's pretty cool that's a really cool he's got an e-fap 4150 that's currently running and he's got all the memes like the care like the people who are currently live and he's got the covered videos oh my god the coverage he's got the memes up where's this it's the link he just posted yeah holy schnittle oh he's like up to in the live and stuff damn i didn't know about this oh look at the plushies too well of course he's amazing that's awesome kiba kins has been a legend for a while this is suspiciously good yeah what are you really are you being funded by aliens or something what's going on yeah whoever did whoever's done this you are a you are a legend yeah that's really not so cool there's so much information yeah videos covered it's like we did too broke up with a round of garlic phone it's even got that there this is great oh my goodness this is oh wow wow that is something special man and these are links too so you can click on like e-fap the long and hard of it part two it takes you to that video on youtube yeah also the links on the uh the people's faces links to the channel as well thanks you to the channels if you click on the faces yeah you can oh wow this is he writes i thought they are genius absolutely legendary yeah it's really it's really great so yeah thank you yeah thank you thank you so nice that is just brilliant uh i posted the link i don't know if i'm allowed to but sorry i posted the link to the chat so they can see as well absolutely yeah um well e-fap.me now how long has kiba kins been running this site it was year one that it started right it's always been impressive like oh you can click the that's all everything oh my god you dude that's wild oh man i feel like just like paypal you the world right now this is amazing i do seriously need that i'm gonna keep this up because i my brain has sort of just it thinks that this has always kind of been here i can't imagine not having e-fap.me yeah i use it for all kinds of references like that is really good phenomenal this is phenomenal yeah since e-fap 31 oh since e-fap 31 that's when it started yeah it's kiba kins has been uh chipping away at the whole site constantly it's really slick the whole thing and it's good this is like just in runs it right as far as i know it's just hello no impressive stuff i like that yeah oh fantastic i really like that superb man superb um and with that uh we will probably end here because the other thing he's about to start which will take you all in and then we will come back when as soon after it's over so linkaroonies for everything you should need are in the description and if you follow the link you can see right now uh it'll take you to us talking about that woman have fun with that and yeah i suppose we will see you when we get back yeah we shall return i will see you for part two soon yes that was fun thanks very much guys for having you absolutely thank you all for uh for hanging out with us and for whether or not you may return who knows okay goodbye everyone bye bye see you in a little bit for part two thank you