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Boynton Anyway last week he accepted my invitation to invite me to the faculty dance Saturday night And so bright and early Saturday morning I asked one of my pupils Walter Denham to drive me down to the beauty parlor in his jalopy Unlike the new Hudson Walter's car isn't one you step down into His car most people back away from It's a very streamlined little job no windows no top and no windshield All in all the coldest hot rod in town If it's too cool for you miss Brooks, I can put up the top the top. Where is that in the back on the floor? No, thanks, Walter It doesn't matter how my hair looks now Antoine will change me into something believable. I appreciate you're giving me this lift today, Walter Oh, it's a pleasure miss Brooks a pleasure and a privilege because I'm so fond of you both as a person and a teacher You know, that's one thing about Madison High. They sure got some wonderful teachers Now take mr. Boynton granted. He sure is tops. I ran into him the other night at the movies Incidentally, he was with another member of the faculty miss Enright. Please Walter not so soon after breakfast I forgot you and miss Enright aren't exactly stuck on each other that Walter is an understatement now Let's just forget about her shall we sure I'll be happy to forget about her. I never think about her much anyway fine Walter yeah, well, she's sitting close to mr. Boynton The lady we decided to forget about Well, I can practically give you a blow-by-blow because I sat right behind him in the movie and what's your report G2? Nothing nothing they were so dull. I spent half my time watching the picture You should have asked for your money back Of course, she did whisper a couple of things into his ear, but I couldn't hear what they were very well She has a funny way of purring when she talks. There's nothing funny about it to her purring comes naturally She tried to hold mr. Boynton's hand once or twice, but she didn't quite make it Why not most of the time he had it in the bag of popcorn Well, it's over right if she got salt all over her manicure Here's the beauty parlor walder Would it be convenient for you to pick me up in a couple of the hours? Oh sure sure I gotta get a haircut anyhow, and I usually go to Barney's barbershop right down the street I was thinking of getting a butch haircut this time well from what I've seen of the kids who get their hair Cut at Barney's he can butch up any kind of a haircut Well if it isn't miss Brooks a long time no see like the man said what man oh there you go You're not in my shop two minutes. You're pulling my leg, but I don't care I'm delighted to see you at any time. You're such a challenge to a beautician Yes, you see you come into my shop so infrequently I have to start from scratch each time Of course, you do have a load of natural beauty. Thanks loads But then so does a rose bush and even it with all its natural loveliness must be properly and Frequently cared for in order to retain that beauty its soil must be irrigated its roots watered its leafy branches gently sprinkled Well, don't stand there turn the hose on me Before I assign you to a booth tell me miss Brooks what prompted you to come in this morning Oh, it's very simple Antoine. There's a faculty dance at Madison High tonight And I thought it would be nice to look like a human being All the big jobs they bring to Antoine Well, no matter it's a feeble artist indeed who cannot rise above his subjective I shall make you my masterpiece All I ask in return is that you promise to visit Antoine's once a week. Aren't you forgetting something? I'm a school teacher. You know, it isn't an accident that we of the faculty have a faculty for always looking like the faculty Beauty parlors are a luxury we can rarely afford. Well, apparently that doesn't apply to all teachers One of my best customers is a teacher. In fact, she has an appointment here in a few minutes a miss Enright Do you know her? Yes, we both teach English at Madison. Oh, then you and miss Enright have something in common I suppose you could call in that. Yes Oh, she's a wonderful person very active in the parent teachers association and in all sorts of civic functions What do you think of her? She's fine good teacher Confidentially, I don't like her either And even though I should be grateful for the new customers I get through her connections I can't help feeling that she's very overbearing That's my honest opinion and when it comes to people. I believe that honesty is the best policy Miss Enright how wonderful to see you Policy just lapsed What are you doing in a beauty parlor? Oh, I just thought I'd let Antoine do a little lily gilding Yeah, I haven't started yet. I'm going to make miss Brooks look like a thing of beauty. Is there time? You know we have to be back at school by Monday Antoine's going to put more men on the job Excuse me for a moment. I'll arrange booth three for you miss. Oh do that Antoine Miss Brooks now that we're alone. There's something. I think you should know that you were at the movies with mr Boyden last night. Well, how did you were you there to know just my emissary? I Must admit miss Brooks. I thought you'd be a little more upset about it upset me because mr Boyden chooses to go out with another English teacher Of course, I'm not upset. In fact, I had quite a laugh over it a laugh. I thought I'd split my infinitive You see I happen to know that mr. Boyden once heard the expression. Let's live a little. Yes. So that's what he does He lives as little as possible No, I'm not worried about what mr. Boyden does when he's not with me look miss Brooks I like to do things in an open and aboveboard manner. I'm going to lay my cards on the table Good. Take them out of your sleeve and deal The first card just this I know you've booked mr. Boyden for the faculty dance tonight But remember there's always tomorrow and I don't give up easily. Well good for you salty nails Don't underestimate me my dear the next time mr. Boyden and I walk down a middle aisle It may not be in a theater be sure to invite me to the wedding and this end right if you ever become a mother Remember, I'd love one of the kittens Antoine I'll see you and mr. Boyden at the dance miss Brooks. I'll be looking forward to it with considerable revulsion And sit right down here miss and right and one before you do anything for me I want you to take care of miss Brooks, but you're a point I'll wait There's a certain way. I want you to take care of miss Brooks First of all, I want you to comb her hair up in back and give her bangs in front But that wouldn't suit her face at all Exactly then I want you to be sure and see that she's got pounds of makeup on plenty of rouge eyeshadow everything But she won't like that neither will mr. Boyden I know the type and whatever you do don't let miss Brooks look into a mirror tell her Tell her to wait for her first reaction from a member of the opposite sex But miss n-right suppose she doesn't want me she'll agree to anything you suggest she knows you're an expert beautician Well, then how can I betray her faith in me? I'd feel like a traitor a despicable traitor Antoine Dozens of women patronize this shop at my suggestion and at my suggestion they go elsewhere Now are you going to give miss Brooks the works or not? well Then a Dick Arnold made a nice living for you Remember now no mirrors miss Brooks. All right, Antoine of you say so. I'll leave it up to the public There's Walter parked as usual right in front of a fire plug Well, here I am let's go. Sorry lady. I'm waiting for miss Brooks. Take another look walter. It's me Holy cow get in quick. I'll take you to the receiving hospital Or better yet, I'll give you first aid. I'm the Red Cross chairman of our class, you know Why do I need first aid your mouth? It's all cut. Oh, yeah, you're just not used to seeing me with lipstick on Start the car walter. I Didn't intend to take so long. This is Davis will be wondering what happened to me when she sees you. She'll still be wondering Gosh that hair comb those bangs. What's wrong with these bangs? Are they too long? Oh In all the time you've known me miss Brooks. Have I ever consciously been fresher tried to hurt your feelings? No walter never and I can answer your question honestly. They're not long enough. They're frustrating miss Brooks Talking about walter. Well, they start out all right, but just when they really get going boom, they stop Right at the tip of your nose Oh, that's just a few hairs that were blown out of place and it's hopped up pipe plate of yours How do I look otherwise? Well, frankly miss Brooks. I thought you were more beautiful without all that stuff I mean well gosh with your natural beauty. You could have been a famous stage actress or even a model or a big movie star I've often wondered what made you become a schoolteacher anyway. 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Mrs. Davis came out of the living room Hello, Mrs. Davis. Well, how do you do madam if you're looking for miss Brooke? She isn't in I'm her landlady Well, maybe I can refresh your memory. Good morning, Mrs. Davis. I can't pay the rent till next week Connie Brooks Where in the world did you get that makeup Antoine's beauty parlor didn't leave much there. Did you? Although I suppose it is attractive to a male by the way, has he called mr. Boynton You mean not this morning Connie and I know why you didn't get any calls last night either Why I discovered our phone wasn't working, but I fixed it about an hour ago you fixed it Yes, I went downtown and paid the bill You know Connie if one gets used to your new look it's not half bad Oh, I should hope not after spending three hours in a hot booth at least I can expect I'll get it Hello, hello, miss Brooks. This is mr. Boynton. I thought I better call ask what time I can pick you up tonight I wouldn't want to barge in without giving you ample time to get ready Oh, you can come over anytime mr. Boynton. It never takes me more than a few minutes to fix up Well, then I'll be over about seven You know I tried to reach you several times last night, but your phone was out of order. Yes I just heard about it. I was quite disappointed when you didn't answer But while I was combing some new white mice I've acquired miss and right dropped by and asked me if I wanted to Go to the movies. What did you do with the other mice? I Where did you go after the movie ice cream parlor? Oh, no, I was full of popcorns very good at the Paramount Yes, I know don't they have a slogan that goes if it's paramount picture. It's the best popcorn in town I don't know about that miss Brooks, but this wasn't a paramount picture was an independent and not a very good one In fact as I once heard Jack Benny say they should have kept the picture and released the producer What was the picture about mr. Boynton I was about some girl with a lot of money who wants a sweetheart to quit Being a poor songwriter and work in her father's doorknob factory No, but he writes a big hit song after they separate when he's got as much money as her father He asks her to marry him again and this time she says yes, I can't understand it Me either she ought to see the girl this fella proposes to she's got two inches of makeup on and she wears bangs bang The most ridiculous looking get-up you ever saw How any man in his right mind could fall for anybody like that. Well, I won't keep any longer miss Brooks I'll pick you up at seven. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh I wish I hadn't let Walder go home. He could have taken me back to Antron Real Oswood Conklin. How is Madison's handsome principal today? Fine Margaret fine As you know my wife's preparing all the refreshments for the dance tonight And she wondered if you'd be kind enough to help her out with a few sandwiches. Well, of course I'll good. Shall I make the same kind of sandwiches I did last time White fish and peanut butter No, no, thank you, I've brought hello, Mr. Conklin miss Brooks has been to the hairdressers. I'll good Don't you look interesting? Well, I really don't know it's hard to tell I I can see you all right miss Brooks, but how in the world can you see me? Oh, it's easy miss Conklin. I just blow a little and there you are As a matter of fact, I've got to get back to the beauty parlor right away Do you think you could give me a lift? I suppose so miss Brooks and mrs. Davis You'll find the ingredients for the sandwiches in this package right here. All right. I'll get started right away Goodbye, mrs. Davis. Come along miss Brooks. I'll drop you off white fish and peanut butter As I recall mr. Conklin the beauty parlor is only a couple of blocks past your house So I won't be taking you too far out of your way. That's perfectly. All right, miss Brooks I hope you'll forgive me for seeming so taken aback when you first came in but well you did look quite unlike a school teacher Is that bad on Saturdays? No In fact, I I rather admire a woman who takes the time to enhance her charms Confidentially I've been trying to stampede mrs. Conklin into a beauty salon for years But she just can't see it doesn't believe in powder rouge lipstick none of the refinement. What does she want with refinement? She's got you that is she's Excuse me. We're just passing my house. I always honk the horn when I'm in the neighborhood gives my wife and daughter a feeling of security But as you just said miss Brooks, she's got me that's the trouble She doesn't have to patronize beauty shops to hold on to me and she knows it of course if she had some reason to be jealous of me she jealous Miss Brooks. Do you think that if Martha were jealous? Oh, pardon me mr. Conklin But if you'll just pull up here, this is Antoine where it's that little building with the dimple in the door Thanks for the lift mr. Conklin. You're welcome, miss Brooks And we can pursue the topic of my wife's peccadillo's at the dance tonight. Oh, definitely. I'm one of the best peccadillo dances in town Well, that does it miss Brooks. Am I completely plain again and run if you were any planer you'd fade right into the woodwork Again, I wonder what he wants now. Thanks, Mrs. Davis. Hello. Hello, miss Brooks. Mrs. Davis told me you're at the beauty shop I was delighted to hear that Delighted mr. Boyn. Yes, you see I was afraid you might misconstrue my remarks about the girl in the movie and think that I Dislike all spectacular hairdressings actually the new styles fascinate me. They do. Yes What sort of hairdo did you get miss Brooks? Well, what I got was more of a hair don't I'm sure you like what I'm going to get again mr. Boyn. Fine when we walk into that dance tonight I want those other teachers to really notice you. I've even bought a brand new blue search suit. Do you think it'll fit me? That's a hot one. Goodbye, mr. Boyn Well back to the beauty parlor, you know something mrs. Davis what Connie in moments like these I almost wish I was mrs. Conklin. What am I saying? I'll have to be going down to the gym now Martha I want to see if it's fixed up properly for the dance tonight very well Oh, don't forget the keys to your car. They're on the table in the hall and Osgood I must say the car took a lovely polish. I got a glance at her when you were driving past the house with some woman Yes, well, I was just You saw me driving with some woman Martha. Yes dear. I did well There's no need to be jealous of course, but she was quite pretty don't you think? I'm sorry. I was good I didn't get a very good look at it. I was carrying some cold cuts at the time If you must know she was gorgeous the cold cuts were quite popular last year don't evade the issue Martha Who was that woman you saw me with this morning? I repeat who was that woman Martha? Oh in the car with you, well really Osgood you drive so many women from the board of education This one wasn't from the board of education. Ha from it. Oh, please dear. You're leaning against the potato sound Why don't you admit it Martha? You're jealous. I've loved the fight. That should be enough. Martha. I said you were jealous Yes, now. Where did I put the rye bread? Martha. You're not even listening to me Hello, hello, Harry, Harry that you've been crying is something wrong dear. Oh Please come down and help me find the rye bread. Oh, there's a girl who will make some man a fine wife Insanely jealous. I do hope I win the door prize this year. Don't think I'm past noticing polkertude Martha I'm still just a boy at heart You know why I gave that other woman a lift in my car because she just come from the beauty shop You hear me Martha. I was bedazzled if it hadn't been for all the powder in that store bought hair that man Am I wouldn't have gone nowhere? No, watch the youth Again miss Brooks Tilly prepare booth number four And now then miss Brooks you said on the phone you wanted something fascinating So I've decided to give you the famous Antoine Marcel. Is it really exciting Antoine exciting? This is the very same pop your I copied hair by hair from gorgeous George Just give it to me, and then I'll wrestle you for the bill Well, it's ought to be a very successful dance miss Brooks quite a few people in the gym Yes, indeed, mr. Boynton and at the sound of the next voice there will be one people too many Good evening, mr. Boynton. Good evening miss Enright. The next number is the Waltz mr. Boynton Is it yes, and I'm just dying to walk. Well, you do that mr. Boynton, and I will be right behind you Look who just came in it's mrs. Conklin isn't it? Oh, yes, but in the back this evening down and up swept hairdo, and I thought I was overdone Alongside of mrs. Conklin. I look like Carrie nation after a bad night Hello everyone. Good evening mrs. Conklin. No mrs. Conklin. Don't let me scare you I got myself up like this to teach us good a lesson. I wonder what he'll say when he sees me Well, you won't have to wait long to find out. He's coming over now. Hello folks. I oh, I see we have a newcomer in our midst and Charming one of that I was good conklin at your service. Miss. Uh, miss. It's mrs. Mrs. Conklin. Well, I'm delighted to make your Mrs. Conklin My what in the world your hair you well if that is your faces of all You look lovely my dear I'm going to have every dance with you tonight Oh Boynton. Oh, yes, mr. Conklin. I'd like you to take over my duties as host at the front door if you please Oh, but sir miss Brooks and I will go the door Boynton Yes, sir If it hadn't been for powder and that store-bought hair Oh miss Enright. Yes, miss Brooks shall we dance in just a moment, but Tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Only luster cream brings you K. 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Oh, it was nothing Of course, I did lose about five pounds, but it was mostly around the scalp Attention attention, please Ladies and gentlemen of the faculty it is my pleasure at this time to announce the winner of the door prize She is none other than our miss Brooks Congratulations, miss Brooks. Thank you, mr. Conklin. I know you're all anxious to find out what the door prize is Well, I have here a ticket miss Brooks entitling you to one free treatment at Antoine's beauty pile Mr. Conklin, would you tell me one thing? What's that miss Brooks? Is this for putting on or taking off? Next week soon into another our miss Brooks show brought to you by Tom Oli soap your beauty hope and luster cream Shampoo for soft glamorous Carusible hair our miss Brooks starring Eve Arden is produced by Larry Burns written and directed by Al Lewis with music by Wilbur hatch mr. Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler mr. 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