 Hello, hello, hello! I'm Philip Magnus and I'm playing The Last Mission of Doom, the excellent 2016 shooter by Bethesda. I've been playing a lot of Bethesda games in this channel lately, haven't I? Not that I mind. There are some of the best out there, currently at least. And actually, not just currently, that's kind of a large issue I have no intention of dwelling upon in this particular video. So why am I going to play The Last Mission of Doom on my channel when I have played all of the entire game just for myself, without recording anything, without commenting anything? For the simple reason that, well, I decided that I had to structure my thoughts, speak them aloud before I begin preparing for my 2016 best of games. And so we're better to begin than by playing this gem of 2016, what is certainly one of the bloodiest and most enjoyable shooters that I have played in, well, years to be honest. The last time I've had so much fun with a shooter, or maybe just done a bit more, was Bullet Storm, which came out in what, 2012? A long time ago, oh my. And one of the reasons Doom is so good is because the world, the world hair Dr. James is as beautiful a place as any. Even if it does go a bit too hard on the red, oh Jesus, demons. Haha Jesus. I'm sure that's funny in some way. And yes, that's one of the most beautiful things about the game, just how stunning and majestic and spectacular the vistas can be. But the real joy is in making demons explode with a shotgun or getting hit by one of those guys, which the name actually endures me right now. Was it a Hell Knight? No, the Hell Knights were the bigger ones, the mutated super satanic looking versions, I think. Oh, whoa, whoa. So many things happening all of a sudden. Yeah, you can tell that this is absolutely the last level of the game because it goes absolutely insane. And I should probably use this, which in case you didn't just figure it out, whoops, misclick, is basically the ultimate weapon in the game. Not this one, the one I just fired. It's basically fun, fun, fun to kill demons. Why am I using this weapon? I do not even know. Let us take the Gaul's Cannon. Yeah, I think this is going to help quite well. I cannot use it to its fullest capacity right now, but I'm going to try. Standing still in Doom is like asking for that. It is going to happen, whether you ask for it or not, of course, but hey. Ah, the good old chainsaw. No time to get some bullets, use more of the chainsaw. Now for, oh, well, that is surely a useful power up. This is the basic power up, which is, by the way, one of the most satisfying ways which you can use to murder your enemies. Oh, the FPS jobs. They're real. Come on, enemies. Oh, I believe we are done here. Oh yeah, that's Doom basically. And it is a lot of fun. Gory, very abusive, very intense fun. What an amazing soundtrack. Let me out. Just let me put that out there in case you haven't heard it or haven't noticed it. The soundtrack is one of the best things about this game. Hello, mate. Oh, how did I miss that? I feel like such a failure now. It took like 20 shield with... Whoa, these guys get really hard surprises. Fine, I'm done playing around with them. I do wonder where am I, where I'm supposed to go right now. No matter, we'll find out soon enough. The map, please. Oh, well, that is going to help a lot. The automap of the level, which means that now I can see everything that much more clearly. And I do believe it's time to grab some armor. Oh, Accordix entry, Arjun denur. I'm not going to read through it all because, well, Doom Lore is there just for the fun of it. And I'm going to read it in my own time. I'm sure you don't care about it too much. Thanks for the armor. Whoa. Oh, what da? How very rude. So many of you here. And I'm running backwards. And I lost basically all the armor I just got. I keep getting confused. I just played the Witcher. And so it keeps switching my weapons or rather trying to switch my weapons with Tub, which as you might imagine is not as successful as I would like it to be. Switching your weapons in Doom happens with Q, which really is nothing too uncommon. Oh, any others? Goodbye. Anybody have I been there? No, not even a tiny bit. Oh, the levels of hell, so imaginative. Such lovely level design. Do you get why I'm so excited? So adorably in love with this game. Now, I honestly have no idea whether I actually honestly had no idea whether I was going to be able to survive this jump here. But hey, I somehow managed it. Now, no secrets there, but some health points. Can I go that way? No, actually, maybe. Gosh, this is confusing. This is actually really confusing. All right, I think I'm going in the right direction now. Oh joy, a checkpoint. Oh, is that the king of the demons or whatever his name is? The one I'm sure I will be fighting soon enough. I can tell what is about to happen and I'm not sure if I enjoy it or not. I actually do. Well, die please. Where are the rest of you? There you are. Oh boy. He exploded. Did you see that? Oh, how I love creatures that explode. I can just melee them all and they will turn into smithereens. I'm far too excited for my own good. Oh, the man who ascended. Time to go back and do this for real. Now, now, now. I didn't believe a rocket launcher is not all bad. Rocket launches is so much fun. Even when you miss things, especially when you miss things, because when you miss things, well, bad things happen and that means more mayhem, more fun, more murder. Auto lock down is such fun. Oh, you're firing your lasers. I appreciate that, but I will admit that I do not particularly like it. Want you guys die already? Well, obviously not. Let me switch weapons once again. Plasma rifle chain gun. Oh God. An exploding skull. Not as pleasant as you might think. Whoa. Time to jump on this one's head. To turn this one into bloody pulp. And we're once again as happy as can be. Let's see. Good boy. I guess I have to go and end this the proper way with a shotgun. Double barrel shotgun. The best way to solve your issues with anyone. Friends, family, just buy a double barrel shotgun and everything is going to into, well, the best possible scenario. And now I can actually pick up the armor, which I couldn't early on. Misily, I do have rather small, rather small pool of health points left, but hey, general survivors. Oh, I love rooms. What's with the portal anyway? Okay, so I must go up. Up. Whoa. Nice. Okay. Hello. You do not look like a nice thing. You look like something made out of the body of something long dead. Oh God. Another big battle, right? Oh, no. Hello. Artifacts of the race. Well, there have been no confirmed sightings of these creatures, much is known about them as they are revered by the demons and referenced, multiple times in all explored areas of hell. According to sculpture, scriptures, found in the Cadence Sanctum, the race are elemental beings that inhabit the realm of Argent de Nure, a world that was colonized in the first age of ascension. The race were defied by the people of Argent de Nure and protected by their fiercest warriors, the Night Sentinels. They are believed to have been imbued with a powerful energy. Oh, good and fine, I'll show you. Whatever am I missing? Nope, back where I started. Maybe into the skull, aye? Yep, another locked gate. What a lovely cigarette or temple of some sort. Demonic temples are so much fun. Oi. Don't check or go anywhere. See? Four shots of my mighty shotgun and even the fiercest demons or at least the fiercest basic demons are out of the game. Oh, I can see you, but you obviously have issues with seeing me. Whoa, this guy is jumping like crazy. Ah, fine, fine, I'll kill him, I'll kill him. Don't you worry, a pretty little haze around that. Let's see. Oh, now this is going to get crazy. And I will clearly admit that maybe, just maybe, I took this a bit too... Oi, finally. Huh, funny. There you are. You, about to you. And I... Oi, I find the way this one died to be almost funny. Nope, can't hit me. I don't believe you are dead, sir. Not you, oh, but your pal hit you. Whoa, you just appeared there. I'm sure that was no, but that was just probably a very stylish demon who likes to just pop into the picture every now and then. Oh well. Uh oh, invisible pinkies. Yes, the demons, the ones who run super fast, they're called pinkies. The invisible variation, just a mistake of humanity's research, I suppose. Whoa, buddy, are you all right? Here, have a bite. Let's see. Stop shooting this nastiness at me. Not only is it rude, but it is also very unprofessional. And my shotgun shells are close to being over. Listen to the soundtrack for a little bit. And the good portion of the soundtrack ended the second I decided to let you listen to it. So, my bad, messiness and sheer bloody gore. Shall we give me your blood? You will, good. I'm sure this will do nothing bad for me. Ouch, this actually hurt. I'm going to use my super ultra awesome weapon. Now, just let me find a big demon. Excellent, such a beauty. All right, I've got where I hear the scary music of big bad demons. Well, I still have one more shot to go. For you, I think, believe, I'm afraid. And now, even more. Bad gun, bad gun. Give me my super shotgun. The fine, good old double barrel shotgun. I'm surprised that the double barrel shotgun is just as effective billion years in the future. I kid, it's like 200 years in the future. 250 tops. I hate it when there is a single demon I've missed running after me and I have to wait for it. Kind of ruins the flow of the flow of the game. All right, that way. Okay. All right, maybe let's just take the normal way in. Why don't we? So many lovely items. We're so near to being finished I can hardly wait.