 Okay, boss, but nothing. Oh my what? What are you gulking at what the hell I'll serve as you however you want A massive sword Thrust it deep into my socket so I can make it sturd. Let's check the game out I really love this place Good vibes. Damn complex was built from the ground up to be the ideal comfortable workplace. Can't it? Love I've been here before damn Immediately look at the graphics dude. Yes game comes out tomorrow technically getting early access on this My metal gear cosplay kind of works sure that's gonna work for this game dude I think the games on unreal engine 5 like I'm running it 240 FPS No on religion for it's not on fire do the 4090 is nuts man Dude the environment of this game is really good Who is this supreme leader bio shock vibes? Yeah, dude. I need to play bio shock That's one that I want to do during boomer month. I mean it's this kind of stuff is very bio shocky Are they Sims dude look at the show dude soda and baby in public Everyone here seems so happy and content Just like in China When I was little I'd never have dreamed people could soar so high or travel so far dude her mouth is huge Major N'Chai reporting for duty on Comrade Sessionoffs direct order Comrade major Yeah, yeah, many happer returns cut to the chase would you have got places to be Maybe they say comrade is a joke Dr. Sessionals Polly education gone are the days when Soviet citizens had to spend years studying at educational institutions From this moment on just inject a special neuro polymer encoded with the education You want a university-level natural sciences curriculum for example, and you'll instantly become an educated member of society Want to learn Korean or get a doctorate in nuclear physics? I have an essay to write before tomorrow, so could you please end stream? Thanks, I'll end in like an hour. Oh, I got the Pfizer polymer as a conduit Holy shit, but who designed this thing the Spanish Inquisition to activate the scanner hold all L Nobody expects this Highly user-friendly gesture it was developed by our leading expert in the field of advanced interpretive avant-garde absurdist I Damn C3 peel let himself go man. This is not looking good. That is Dr. Sessionoff is about to begin repent sinners Tony Stark five balloons they're everywhere those did I actually love this This is something like this Down bad I'm not down bad. I've been playing Metal Gear every other camera angle is a picture of someone's butt Does nobody else see this all human knowledge and of course combined the butt cheeks There's nobody else see that And look this is the back muscles you see though the two sides and there's a spine right there anyway Yeah, I actually love the way they've set the stage so far the parade the everyone like oh dude It's so good my boyfriend is sitting on the couch upside down now. Okay This is fantastic no matter how many times I come here it always amazes me. It's just So nice our elevator has arrived the propaganda Dude, it's it's really good. Like the narrative is set really well, dude. They actually love stuff like this It's very immersive best moment in coming Wait, how do you know Mirko the game just came out what this is trippy? Hey, this is the Trump Spanned shiny and Russia are you serious? I'm ashamed these guys are clowns. I swear to God I'm about to go second amendment on these guys essence America for 20 blaze. I Thought I was a dude. I heard the phone ring and I was like, how do I check my phone? Oh, dude This is good man. You know what this reminds me of I get I get my half-life two vibes from this a little bit Especially when you walk out and dr. Brain is like welcome to sit city 17. He gives that whole speech Oh, no, you have chosen or been chosen. That's what he says about style science The boss has a way of looking down on insurmountable obstacles. I really respect that there are no obstacle science Cannots about other than an electronic glove that never shuts up. Here's your vehicle activation code I Got it Yeah, by the way, dude look 300 FPS max graphics, isn't there supposed to be a radio in here The entire Soviet Union is ecstatic about the unveiling of collective 2.0 Yeah The American government is expressing deepening concern about the skyrocketing unemployment figures following the deliveries There won't be a shortage said people's deputy Alexander shalt you know in response to widespread concern in the city of Ozures How about some music? That's more like it. I see you've finally begun your assignment and it's been less than an hour They are good. Yeah, I haven't changed my clothes. Did you just say I said the signals on the fritz It does look so good. We have stuck us in dr. Setshinob already filled me in I kind of like this beat all of the motherland monument erected in The Soviet Union's victory in world war two. This is so immersive 3826 is numerous agricultural vehicles to route You are now observing the soviet sickle monument Designed by sculptors Elena Mujina and Alexander Kibelnikov and autonomously erected in 1951 by the collective 1.4 neural network Yeah, it's like part of the charm You have reached your destination Take my hand comrade major. I will escort you to the Vavilov complex wake up samurai Oh, this sweaty hell is going on here. Unfortunately. I have no information on this subject All the robots have been carrying out their normal operations until they suddenly became hostile Oh What the frick are you doing lousy bot get your rusty vandalizes out of here that was really very rude of them Fuck off bitch Our ascent is once again continuing normally a drofa towing robot will be here shortly to perform magnetic coupling and take us by air to Son of a bitch not again. No, dude. It's so good Like like this utopian society propaganda Everything is perfect and then everything hits the fan. I like that. That's like it's good. It's it's like a cool It's a cool narrative I literally hit the fan Damn what an intro solid intro, man Old time road to game eating. Shit my head's killing me Wait, it's the first time you see the main character, right outside of the like like in the game It looks like the wizard. This is p3 come in So gay are you all look at my crowbar? I'm okay boss But nothing oh my what I whatever's going on clearly started a while ago. I cut his leg off I didn't I didn't think I was gonna do that He's a traitor who hacked into collective central hub and caused the civilian robots to attack facility employees Petrov has the access codes for the hub Your mission is to find you Oh What the hell Pig good chat. Who wants bacon? It only scratched it Hey, what the hell it only scratches the pig Man, I wanted bacon son Oh chicken wait the chicken attacked me. What is this zelda? The axe mechanics are cool. So left click left left click for quick. Oh my Dude, it really devs. Do you really have to program the pigs balls? Come on, man. What? Shit. Oh that thing is huge. Hey glove. Yes major any details on the target Victor Petrov is the lead engineer behind collective 2.0. Get me. Hey you I'm coming You alive in there get me out of here Is he in the pooper? Come on, man Robots poop. Shit. Get away from me Get that track What? What are you gawking at? Almost choked to death there I didn't see that coming You should be more careful. This place is a damn mad house. Yeah, I noticed. Thanks for the help No sweat, sonny I'm here anyway. Oh just passing through Who are you me? Zena Granny Zena That's all you need to know Fine, I get it. So what's going on here? Lots of casualties I don't know if you noticed but the robots are attacking people anyone who couldn't find a place to hide is dead meat I could really use a weapon. You got anything? Of course But I'm not giving you shit Beneath us is a complex if you need a weapon go down there the Vavilov complex That's where I'm headed Well, today's your lucky day. I'm heading that way too. It's basically safe Shit, it's a chillar son of a bitch that was my grandma's move your ass 30 seconds until what? 30 seconds until we're fucked, honey boy royally fucked She didn't say that though Wise I said clockwise idiot. Yeah like that. I'll hold them off for now You got a hell of an arsenal there lady. What are you planning? Here we go The hell This game dude, where'd you get that thing? No way you hang on to that key I got this I wish I just wish the camera wasn't so tight man This game looks so over the top in every scene. Yeah, it's actually great this Yeah, it's I think what a goddamn cluster. Wait, did he smoke it backwards? We need to find a way to open this armored door. Gee you think enough with the lame advice armored core Why don't you tell me more about patrov? How'd they track him down anyway patrov's betrayal? He has white blood like right in a metal gear was then arrested by the argentum unit So how do you end up here after the trial patrov was sentenced to community service and sent back here as a prisoner What they couldn't find anyone else in the whole soviet union to do his job Collective's launch was only a few months away Replacing a lead engineer would have been foolish patrov had to finish what he'd started and that's what they make him do What's so special about the guy victor patrov was previously the lead engineer of a secret department within the academy of consequences Dedicated to programming robots for collective 2.0 Right Some guys stuck in there. Okay. Let's think about this logically Chat think close your eyes Are your eyes closed type yes, if your eyes are closed. So if I was a door handle, where would I be? I told me to go here on a door. Okay, so that's a good start. Oh a valve. Oh, come on, dude Half-life unbelievable. I should have found the valve sooner. We could have saved him Yucky dug even 10 months Something's wrong. I got smashed Come on get up soldier. Great. Just a little more. You okay? I'm fine How many fingers? Uh four great now get up. I need your help. Who are they? They brought you here put pressure on this wound They try to save you and who are you doctor. You got a name. No time for small talk Yeah, I think yeah, uh that that four steps four steps four steps. I'm on it. Get me them What's this doing here? I think it had like a set plan games do that sometimes or like some big thing Like you got a neural polymer. I don't need one thing is like one So what's your name doc? Larissa, I do ask a lot of questions. You know what you're on your own. You got this. Where are you going? It's useless. We don't have the equipment. I've got the equipment great Now we're getting somewhere. How did you do that? You ask a lot of questions What the hell Cyclops? Where does the shaft Larissa crawled into go? It's hard to say the ventilation system contains a large number of branching ducts. Fine. I can deal with it later Wow, I got a lot of stuff that I don't know what to do it. Oh, I feel like a crafting system Questions bring me to the sensor manipulator quick Relating rebellious dominant men really turn me on Oh, I'll turn you on. All right. Yes. What'd be at ya? I'm trying. She's one strong ass bitch. I'm at your surface sugar Anything from my master? What can I do for you? More skills will become available to you soon, but choose shock for now Okay, how can I resist? Now, let me show you what I can do Professionally, I mean I've seen it literally Sweet critters. I'm here to help you upgrade your red hot rocket rockets And believe me handsome. You can upgrade whatever tickles your fancy weapons are useful Open the corresponding window major. Get rid of that glove handsome. You don't need him anymore. Now that you've got me I'll service you however you want Got a sword a massive sword Thrust it deep into my socket so I can make it sturd. What? Nora can upgrade weapons and equipment as well as manufacture new items from blueprints to do this Provide the repair vendor with the resources and I can do so much With your axes just a taste of things to come you handsome beast. Did you enjoy it big guy? What did dude? What is happening in this game? Use this powerful weapon to split the skulls of your enemies and bring me gifts so we can get down and dirty I'll show you what real smut feels like Why should I bring you gifts girls like being pampered? Because the repair vendor needs resources to break them down and produce items Luckily for us. It's not very picky. Although some upgrades make those. She's not picky at all components I take it the facility is full of all kinds of junk. It is indeed comrade major I'll keep an eye out then. I can't wait for your strong hands to grope my interface with lustful abandon That's it. We're done here. Let's go. I'm colorblind. Oh, shit That was a surprise. I agree. You've got quick reflexes major. I wouldn't survive without them Got quick reflexes and doesn't even grab a Some reflexes Needed was Marauders can drill through even the hardest minerals at incredible speed soviet science has high hopes In regard to our inevitable conquest of all the planets in the solar system Wait, I was gonna end. I I got distracted. I was gonna end guys Tomorrow we will finish metal gear solid five or excuse me metal gear solid four Act five as boomer month continues Um sub to the youtube channel turn on your notifications. Uh new videos every day Why am I wearing a vest? Uh metal gear solid. I was doing a snake Cosh play. That's why that's why the headband stuff on metal gear