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Published on Nov 7, 2012
Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers After calling President Obama to congratulate him on his victory in the 2012 election, Mitt Romney comforts his supporters in song.
LYRICS: You may think I'm overcome with torment and depression Symptoms common to the loser of a big election But not me, you see I've got a secret weapon That keeps me happy and gay
I'm still rich Filthy rich As far as I'm concerned, this election thing Went off without a hitch 'Cause now I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get While he has nothin' but gettin' blamed For the U.S. goin' to H. E. double hockey sticks! Oh, life's a bitch Wait, except it ain't for me 'Cause I'm still rich
I never really wanted that low wage "president" job to taint my career Besides, who on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year? Now that I'm done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians My speaking fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won!
This may be the happiest day of my entire life I promise you I'm definitely not crying inside
Because I'm still... Rich Filthy rich Trust me, my strategy worked perfectly Didn't have one single glitch Shucks, I can go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please While Obama triple-double checks his pension To make sure it isn't overly Chinese! Life's a flippin' bitch! Wait, except it ain't for me cuz I'm still Horse-ridin' company-acquirin' Income-hidin' employee-firin' Luxury-yacht-buyin' Rich!