 Welcome back to Toffy TV! After a couple of poor results, we are back in Premier League action against Liverpool. It is the messy side, Darby. Come on. What a time to bounce back. Worry about these. I'm looking at the day aside, and I'm looking for weaknesses, and I'm thinking to myself... Ego bysgam. Bysgam. Henshow. Wach i ten. As leave so gollum. Steve Finan. OK, dwi argo. Robi Ffarladau Coyson. Ganon McAllister. Jabielon. Jabielon. So, I roll fancy Darby's, as does Carragher. That's OK. That's OK. Wad ar am ffild. On the bench. Maybe it's going to knock. I don't care. I'm happy with this. I'm happy with this. I'm looking forward to beating them. We're doing it. We're happening it. Let's do it. Nasty, horrible place. I don't know what. Some of these players went to this ground on one. So... She don't have any fakes, particularly against the others. Oh, boys. iPad. iPad iddo. Come on. Come on. Quiet, these people. I've got a bounce back after a mole. Yes, Ali the car. Actually, a mole in... Up at middle. Go on. Go on. Go on, CVP. Oh, tell you what. Win it, win it, win it. Come on, rough on this, rough on this. Crawl yn dduzio mi wrthfyr. Ni'n gŵr edd, ni'n gŵr edd. Yes! Come on, Wayne. What's the yak? Go on the yak. There's many in the box. There's four many in the box. Can you find one? There's a good ball in from your cubo. It's the call. There's right and left options. He's gone right. Is anyone? Oh! Pepe Reiner, a full stretch. That's a test on pinching. Oh, you. Yes. It's not running your cubo, is it? Oh, I shouldn't have took the touch. I apologise. I should not have took the touch. Yes! I want this. I'm selfish. The blues are off for this. They're off for it. We're hungry like the wolf, like Joran Joran said. Rhewni. He's testing it. Oh! Can't you? Oh! What do you give? Come on! Come on! Evertonians believe here they needed to show heart and desire after a pathetic play. Gwp! Gwp! Ondrych, get on the play, you tit! Oli, it's Farley. The white line. White line through my mind. Rhewni with the head up. Oh, please give them a little advantage. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! It's Jor's old day. It's not though, is it? It's not! It's off, it was Jor's old day. There he goes, looking for the line to sniff. Where he goes? Goes. Goes. I've seen him in so many derbies. One break, ends up in your net. I mean, this is poor for him. Andy inch click. He just can't get there first and once he gets there. Lift it. Copped up, barely copped, like Joran Joran did it. So many times. There he is there. It's just like scoring against Lincoln this. No one's asked. Play, play, play! Peanut and go up. Come on, let's get back into this game. A-S-E-P-H. Peanut. It's trying to be. You keep it. Get off the way! Oh! It's Shelskus, you tit! It's a massive chance. Oh, peanut. Reversed it to the yach. Liverpool got themselves in all kinds of trouble and it's Shelskus. Let's put it wide. Every dab we've seen to do it. The opportunity there for Andre Kinshelskus. And he passed it up. Look at this one. I see shite. Andre. I'm going to face him off. Falo it a flick. Dick height. Falo it. No! Jamby bastard. He's gone off the boil. He's gone off the boil. Oh, straight! He's gone anyway. We've gone off the boil in the last couple of weeks. Just have one issue. We should leave two. Got a fire. The cross is in log. It's the way we score. The best when we're at our best. Just getting them little touches last minute. Get over there, get over there. Can't it? It's fucking inch cliff. I can't get near him. And the inch cliff is at an absolute nightmare. Can't get near anyone. You've run. He runs away from him. On after moments, ever. They're in free fall last couple of games. Oh, this is doing the hurts the most though. Stop doing things that are basic. Done it again. There's the wrong one. He's left the inch cliff who do you know. Oh, what are you doing? Every time on the inch cliff, every time. There's half a little break. Won't it to them, surely. Bad honraig in Chelsea's chance seems... It's massive. Seen on hour ago. No. No pass gets there. Go on. Go on. Get the touch. It's time to get bodies in the box. Oh, he was... I know what he was going to score. He was scoring. He had his name on it. It said the cubing. Like on a lunch box. Go on. No. No. Oh, no. All right. Well, that's a shocking game. Half with Robbie Farley getting it. Nine minute after it. After it. Did he? Absolute cock. Oh, what's that? Go on. You've got it. No, no one's got it. Cos he's just pissing off with it somehow. Back to this, Dan. You've got it. Yes, man. Get the ball, you tit. No. Once I celebrate you, dickhead. Sylvan, this, Dan. Wouldn't give it up. How the hell? Wouldn't give it up. Through it went. Misty, yak o'r un. Done right in a goal. Come on. Come on. Be glorious. Come back this. Will be. Will be. Come on. Will be. Is the goal. These are going to give us a... These are giving us another chance. Once it goes through two, the rest is going to go. Please have gone to bits. Have a foul. Yes! I've thought it might fucking be. Fucking god shit. Kick shit out of him, ain't it, Cliff? A joke, referee. Absolutely joke. Fucking foul at the other end. Not giving. Fucking throw a tackle in here. Can't wait to get his card out. Shitbag. Rhyw in the game, referee. You've ruined the game. There's Liverpool. They're under the couch. And you decided to cheat like fuck. Yes. Break his fucking leg. You know awful, referee. Oh, Andrew. Nice to fucking meet you. A shiteboard. I think they're sitting on the floor. Shit up for buying a cup of tea. You can do one as well, ain't it? Shit. You. Go and have a wave with yourself. I love your book. There's nothing there. Nothing. Sliding on. You've got a good badge over him. I hope your coffee's shit and interesting when you're getting in. I hope it's cold. I hope it's not as a shit in your coffee. With two defenders. Right. Go on. Come on, Wayne. Magic. Fuckasaurus, right. My next game. Pull them up, pull them up. Yes. No. No. You boss. If you played like this in the start, we'd have won this. How? How's he just run? Yeah. Yeah. Go on lad. Go on. Shit house. Kicking it anyway. Oh god. A couple of results to forget. These. Got no game? I'm just going to have to be made. Kick shit out of them. I can't get any of them. I literally can't get any of them. Got shackle. Well done. Sheeper buns, you lad. Empty it. Empty it. Well played. I'm going to say it's a half one now. A bunch of other things. I'm going to say it's like that. Look. Very contemplating life. You sure that's it? I really missed that one now. It's acceptable. Last few results. Unexceptible. We've changed the team up. We've ripped it apart. Tim Howard has come in goal. First start of the season. Dave Watson's come into the back three. With obviously Andy Hinch give out. Thomas Gaverson's come into the side. Tim Cale's come into the side. Peter Bears has come into the side. We've ripped it up. We've started again. They have got Don Utchinson playing for them. The controversial choice for them at number 11. I would say. I would say. He tried to put a T in it. Yeah. To make it. To try and slip it under the radar book. I mean convicted sex offender. It's playing Patrick Mbammer though. I mean he's not a convicted sex offender. No. Patrick Mbammer. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying for clarification. Yeah. Patrick Mbammer isn't a nonce. Utchinson. Cymorol T playing it. He's on with Julio. Acau. Acau. Even great left foot. Nile Quinn. Jonas Bjorkland. Nile Quinn. Come on. We need this. There's no Kevin Phillips. I'm only on the bench. So. Come on. Come on. Everyone's ready. Come on. We need to bounce back. Go to some park experts. It's not being good enough recently. It's not. It's not being good enough. You fell below the standards. We've just like stopped playing. Yeah. Like completely lost our way of playing. It's been weird. Typical Graveson pirouette. All right. That's okay. That's okay. I'm going to make them think. But under the pressure immediately. See me go round on it? That's a great one. Oh, he's took it nicely. Can he? Can he? Can he? Yeah! Get in there. Good start. Tim Kale providing assist straight away. Look at that. That is a hug and a half. Look at the way the yach hangs. Great one. Look at this. What a touch. They've always mentioned about being hung. But that is tremendous. Hung in there. Super weak. Go on. Great start. I said that first five minutes of the game. And the goal. That was the response we needed. First time we've been in front for a while. He's rung us. That's a combom it. Yes. He wasn't an answer we got. That was Adam Johnson on his leg. There's your cube of light. There you go. Come on. Get it in. For you. At the back post. Look at that. Your cube of finish. I'll just lay it back to you. Ych. Just as I call it back. Put it in. I don't know why you missed that. I don't know why I was not ready for that. I didn't know when the service would come. Bit off and perfect. I want to play for you son. I want to play. I don't know. Come on. Let's take these to funky town. I've played basely here. More of ball ladders. Yach run. Breakdancing. I can tell cos it's in there. Your cube is in there basely. He's waiting for someone. Pina has had to come over. He's doing the shuffle. Cail. He was never on from there. It's all set in the face. Graveson. Cail's ffume him at the official. Thomas G. I mean he's got a free kick. But it's not quite sure what for. Probably cos Cail was moaning at the face. The fence. Let's see. That's why. It goes straight leg into. Okay. No. Are you going to go over there for me? Graveson is trying to. He's locked in there. I mean that is shocking. Now your gilfy cigars and set pieces look good that. Big win. Big win. Cail's poit. Can Celsgus. Yes this time. I plan on us to be a problem with the Russian lightly. Just not being direct enough. Not producing. Keeps turning back. Not producing with the goods. This time. Second goal would be lovely. Let's settle him down. Pina into basely. Back to Pina. Lovely football ladders. Nice play basely in your cup. Fire it low. Oh. Shouldn't be better. Move though. Should have cut it with. Go on. Oh you've got to get that. That's nice. Go on. Can Celsgus. His little back spin for your cup is a finish. Oh you should have scored. Great save. That would have made my nerves feel a hell of a lot better. Yes Sylvan. Don't run away from it lad. Don't run away from it. That is better. That's one touch. Tackling I suppose. Beasley's played him in again. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Beasley. All right this is well better. We're winning. We're not conceding. That's better. Straight from the start. The football is better. That's nice. Snapshot there. Don't defend it. Too much on it. Too much on it. I need to get the skid off his head really. Into that far corner. 60% possession. Dominating the possession. Can I do one thing? The bend is wrong. That set is coming through. Go on. That was great. Football from the back. We'll do everything we can. If you need the comfort of the second goal. That's all we need. I'll go. I'll go. Defender on it. That's brilliant. Oh that's too much. Instant touch. Well up Sylvan. That's you. Beasley he's ran a corner. Go on. Back to Beasley. I actually thought he was going to pass it back. He thought it was bad. I thought no he was going to pop this stuff in. That was a grip wall man. Now I'm appearing on a thief. Call what a thief pays like. Mind that I have a job in Newcastle. It's not so bad. It's not as well as bad but it's bad. That's fair. Tuna just what he wants to be far off. Tuna just what he wants to be far off. Just what the doctor ordered. I don't know what doctor would order such a thing. I think he might be struck off. But I like him. There's what goals. Why would he be struck off? The other than Adam Johnson he might be struck off. But I don't know if he's just all the goals. I can tell he's more like it from you son. The cross was absolutely pathetic. There's no chance of anyone getting it. You only clipped it out to me. Pina. The other unlikable bastard. That was a foul. This time it goes like a train. Like a train. Great ball in. It's a Timmy Cail struck it off. Big silly deal. Getting back to something here. Bit more commit. Timmy Cail. Typical Tim Cail. What? Doing the outrageous. Typical Tim Cail. I'd have ended up in the back of the net. Well that's also very much true. I'm bum it. Wrongly accused of being. Well played from Watson at half time. Surely yes it is. Good half. One early, one late. Tim I wouldn't have to do anything. I wouldn't have to do anything he's organised. Tunel up. Some might say dominating. I hope it doesn't involve having to change. Are you on bad treats? Clear. That's the way to make sure you don't get a clean sheet. That isn't a free kick. Listen and bum it. Questions were asked about you before kick. Fain now Queen. Asking for a buckling. You little prick. Couldn't care less. How much money you give to charity from your testimonial. Don't you ever. Ever. You're the happiest man in football. They've jumped. They've stunned it. Tio. You're not beating Tio. You know what? Don't build a wall. Just put Tio on the border. Why not? That'll sort it out. Right or left. Look at that for a ball. Let's get the third. Let's get the third. Artheta. Go on. Go on. Play it in line. I looked at the net. I thought the net was bustling. It was a great goal. I don't know what he's done. He's found the net. He has smashed it. He has smashed it. He smashed it like Richard Key. Andy Gray and Jenga. I made his own play. Just play the ball Tio. Yes, well done. Just play the ball Tio. I stay on your feet. Don't jump in. Yes. If you haven't heard of this man, they're just buffing up winning the ball. He didn't deliver the ball. He didn't deliver the ball. So we give a corner. He hasn't given a free kick but he's felt he has to speak to me. He hasn't given the ball. He hasn't given the ball. He hasn't given the free kick. Get the ball in mum. Yes. You should come home. She's the key. Controversial. Well done. It's on Tio's. There he is. His feet scored. So how's he playing with a tag? A tag dot. Say it. He stands out of position. The clean sheet could be about to go. Felly gan gael, ddewch chi'n gweithio! Merthio yw'r ystod yn yr hyn! Mae'n gweithio! Mae'n cael drwng ynALL! Mae'n gweithio! Felly nid yw'n bwysig yw dechrau, mae'n ddewch yn cael i'ch stori taeth a'n ddewch! Mae'n hoffio eich dechrau, ac mae'r hoffio eich glrefadau isen nhw'n ddewch! Byzant yw gwir project. Gwyrddidd ar gyfer o gael gyrdd. Gwyrdd. Gyrdd. Gyrdd adru. Ye mae! G was, gwrdd. Yw'r anniell yw'r llawch. Ty i! Fれて oed breathing. Yna y maen nhw'n weld whiffle. Mae'n tych yn bwysig, i'w ddiwedd. Felly efo'i holl i chi wedi ei hoffio. Melly, yna'r llawch hefyd. C beliefs astu'r llawch hwnnw wedi cael ei hwnnw. Efo'r anniell yw'r llawch. A ty, yna'r llawch hwnnw efo'r anniell yw'r llawch. Mae eich rhai o'i gweithio ar hyn beth'i dechreu. Mae'r rhai o'r gwahodd a fofawr o'i amser. Dw i'n wneud y byddai gyda'r byd frych na bai cael ei gafodd. Dw i'n dweud yn bobl. Cydyn ni, cyfnod cyllid,сти chynau'r logo. Mae'r bobl yn lle. Rwyf wedi gofyn yn bryd. Rwyf wedi'i wneud, rydyn ni yn gweithio'r bobl. Rydyn ni'n pan rydyn ni'n gweithio'r bobl. Rydyn ni'n gweithio'r bobl. Tony Abbott is on for emotional return to Godderson Park, he is on, I don't know where he is, can't see a little ginger fella, whipped it, needs to head that, doesn't get a head that, but it's the non-non, so it's it wide, and it is officially all over now, surely. Cameroon international patricum bomber, should have done better, didn't. See how it smashes it down the pitch, just needs a flick from Super Kev, didn't get a flick, it just sort of added it up in the air. And we're keeping it. Yes! Man of the man. Yes! Three now, Peter Beardsley, back in the side with a couple of goals, clean sheet, back up to fourth, seven points off the top, reduced the minus goal difference as well. I mean Newcastle have conceded five, we've conceded 32. That tells you everything about our style of football. We have conceded more goals than anybody else in the league. That tells you. But we've also scored the joint most with Manchester United. The entertainment, Liverpool another decent result for them, I think the one again, so they're climbing the league, but we are fourth, not all that matters. That's all that matters, we're fourth, next time out in the classic Premier League we'll be facing Arsenal, the Invincibles. Join us then, join us then. We'll see you later.