 If you had to pick a favorite or favorite three all-time songs from films in Indian cinema What would be the first ones that come to your mind that are your personal favorites? Oh God? That's tough We've reacted like thousands. I know I Know the three that immediately I have so many that are my that I adore I have on playlists but there's three because of what they mean Personally in the birth of the channel. So up in the time I got you that's Just that's always gonna have a special place in my heart. Yeah, Malhari I got real tired of that one. Yeah Did you did you finally did it finally reach a point where oh it was it was way past Not only was I trying to do the video. It was Leland's favorite. I know he always wanted to listen to it on and so I got I got so tired of it. I mean I I still like it and it's gotten better because I hadn't listened to it for months after the video came out Then I was a lot of actors who do musicals After they've done a musical a lot They don't want to hear those music that song anymore and they used to love the songs, but then it just becomes too much It was so far and what was the third one? The other one the other not malhari The bajira. Yes The one from that was the head. Yes. No the the the one with all of the The grand beer get shot Yeah, that number the other big musical number Yes Yeah, that one. Yep. So the the Padma Vaat by Jerome Astani one and I mean it's tough because I was like That's what made me think of it was mine that song made in india made in Have you hated that song? Yep, I do Make sure stupid direction. It's up Corbin. I don't even know if that ever made it to the channel You know what? I don't think it did what happened blocked. I might have got blocked. It's very possible. Yeah, that's not a bad thing But yeah, anyways, that was yeah, probably a year and a half ago. I'd imagine anyway, uh today What are we doing Rick? I don't have the foggiest clue But I bet you do Uh Okay, I have a bicycle sitting in your backyard What? Why is that just sitting out there? It's not even mine Who's is it in your backyard? Oh, it's mine. Today. We got a little sketch. This is called reasons. I hate bollywood No, this is uh just right Okay, it's a little it's a it's a funny sketch. Uh, but we've seen a many of his videos. He's very funny guy Very funny. I don't even think he does youtube anymore. Actually. Oh bummer back in 2013 So it's what almost 10 years ago. I guess we're eight eight ish That's sad nine nine years we're about to hit 22. Yeah. Oh geez Um, but yeah, so it's it's a little funny sketch little thing about that. I don't think they're real reasons Yeah, like you know more of the rings turn 20 That's real sad. I don't like that at all Here we go. Now. This is a video I promised myself that I'd never do And here I am. What's going on? This is your man just ran. You can call me just me Now I really wanted to avoid this topic because just it's it's something that's been beaten to a pulp But then I thought why not talk about things that made me give up all hope on bollywood See if anybody maybe you might relate to them dealt it. No, this isn't your typical cliche. Oh, look at the dancing around the tree Drip old none of that. This is real life Painful memories things that I Sleep over things that I've also fallen asleep to first and foremost Let's start off the band this one I call the bottom bottom scenario and it's probably one of the most Overused being the death cliches and pretty much every single bollywood movie that involves family dynamics You take a son and or you take a daughter who have become too morgent and start to rebel against their family's Traditional customs now you think that most of these movies play out both sides of the story. Nope What are you doing, man? I'm very tired. I don't have any sleep. That's nice. Listen, man. I have a lot of work to do Okay, I have a lot of work to do No, thanks, man. But what do you know about that? You work in a gas station from a very bad point of view Shit, man. I'm in the middle of an operation Son, you don't know enough about yourself You don't know enough about yourself, son And I love my son What do you know about yourself? I am for me I made you a jump You were the one who stopped You are the one who sold me to my father But don't do that, son Son, we could have lost you We could have lost you at home We could have lost you at home We could have lost you at home Why? Yes, yes. Misha darling, I'm coming What was that? I love you, my son Look at that I don't even know who I am I'm just an old man I'm just an old man I'm just an old man I'm just an old man I'm just an old man Dad, you should leave Get out of here right now Kids, evil, demonic pieces of shit Parents, wholesome, angelic graceful whatever the opposite pieces of shit is Sorry about K-3G I was thinking That's what I was thinking This movie right here was notorious for it Which one? I don't know I don't know I don't know No respect I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know Have we seen that? The Swiss Alps And the whole time she didn't even exist Imagine being on a plane ride traveling all across the world Chasing the girl of my dreams Oh, and I really wanted to impress this girl So I made this whole song out of it Literally spent like thousands of dollars On food, accommodation, travel Back up games, choreographers A full orchestra, a DJ and loudspeakers I sing it live, there's a mic hook up So it's all a big system to ship that Across the world with you It's like Purpose! Apparently a large group of people Commigrating in one random location and dancing Is like a violation against Safety or something Do you mind? How's we're dancing the Swiss Alps? The girls aren't even real These girls fell exist somewhere in the world I just got a fire Because as the divine Congratulations, you're now in a financial crisis Over what dream that you had What daydream that you had Here's one that I really don't like Care about, but it's just funny to me Because it's like reverse racism The white breath Anytime there was a white person in any Hollywood movie It would make absolutely no sense But that was the beauty of it Okay everybody listen up We need an American gore To be a part of this film Where can we get one from? America? Nope How about Finland? Yes, every white person In any of these movies Was some random Dutch immigrant Who had no idea how to speak English It was pretty prominent in Punjabi movies as well Hey man Why are you carrying so much weight on your head? Okay, I know Take this, and you'll become a dude like him It's probably It's an estimate, just stick with me And they couldn't spend like Two grand flights in accommodation To fly out like two random white dudes To Oklahoma Who are SAG members And know what we're doing I totally agree with that point That's from flying from Finland Not from America Bloody brilliant $300 Sometimes the English of these Norwegian white people is so bad That they need to go back and dump The bad English With probably even more bad Dutch English And I didn't know that while you were disturbing Next, Jen Backup Dancers Oh god Biggest WTF factors These dancers try so hard to be like Western hip-hop dancers That they actually overshoot what they're trying to achieve By like 45 billion Now this is just a rough estimate once again How to be a Bollywood Backup Dancer Step one, just have like a bunch of dudes Step two, dress them up How a serious Cadillac would assume Step three, uncomfortable dance moves Step four, I love you Step six, and rock, because Why not? Maybe just move to the pool Get down and fuck I'll be sure to check that's exactly what I was thinking of Did you hear that? That's the sound Tupac, Tori's B.I.G, Vanilla Ice Oh, he's not dead yet Not just circling with your grave They dig deeper into the earth Do you get away from all these wackass rappers? No, wait, now they realize that if they dig any deeper They'll hit the earth's core And their bodies will light on fire Kind of like a cremation And that's a very Indian custom Bollywood is Indian And they don't want that So no, anyways, that's That's a part Things that cliche things Reasons that I hate Bollywood Maybe I'll do another one Say lovee Such a jist me thing to say I remember I used to say that you didn't know that What? You were a little boy And you became a mountain It's video, it's been in India For like many years now What happened to you? Did you like my swash? What happened to you? Why did you take me away from my life? One of the funniest videos for sure The white people thing is very true You were speaking to us actually That for me, that was the only take away That was actually legitimate Also it was definitely not just Bollywood either I know what he's saying Just for the sake of the title of the video Because obviously he even mentioned I think those were actually Punjabi films That he was actually playing from Just nobody in India wanted to spend money on white people It's true And you should You get what you pay for and they have started to You get what you pay for At least some of them And in all sincerity, those of you who know us We're preaching to the choir But when we talk about hiring us We're not doing some petty call out To try to get hired in an Indian film We'd be honored to be in an Indian film But we care about artistry And it really is annoying When you can act to watch actors Who suck and think They're ruining this movie because They just didn't spend the money So as long as Like if I see a movie and everybody's acting Great in it, I'm thrilled Like my quintessential story Is I auditioned for Kramer vs Kramer as a kid Didn't get the role I know why I didn't They wanted a blonde kid to look like Meryl Streep Not a kid who looked like Dustin Hoffman That was their choice What mattered to me was the kid was going to be any good Justin Henry was freaking great I was to this day They made the right choice It's been cool But what sucks is when you see something That you think you could have done And the people in it are dreadful White people It's true 90% of the films we've seen from India 90% of the Caucasians Suck It's changing some We've seen some good ones Mimi, they were pretty good Sardo O'Don, they were good union actors Much better I think we've seen something More recent as well The rest of this was for me It has such an old YouTube feel to it The static audio Feel to the skits Especially at the beginning of YouTube There was a bunch of skits like this This had to be one of his earlier videos I'd have to imagine Regardless, I think he's a very funny guy This video wasn't one of my favorites But anyway Let us know what other videos from him And other sketch videos that we can react to Down below