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Uploaded on Jan 4, 2009

school extra credit project that my friend made me do with him... ill only get 14 points cause i already have a 93, but whatever it was fun
written by me


lyrics:
[big mo]
Yeah, the atom smallest particle with the properties
of an element, all retained properly
determined by its subatomic particles
you know this is history but it aint an article
a dense nucleus, positively charged
made of protons and neutrons, relatively large
compared to electrons, cause they small, and hard to trace
though most of its volume is empty space
so electrons are negative, in electron clouds
movin fast around the nucleus, near light speed, pal
electrons found by Thomson, with cathode-ray tubes
workin, like in the lab all day dude
but Rutherford made the nuclear model we know
if he knew his influence, be poppin bottles fo sho
nuclear energy, efficient so we tryin it
but fission, fusion, and decay could harm the environment (radioactive waste, son!)

Chorus
No I aint been sellin gs
Just workin at the lhc
Im telling ya, these elements are g enough for me to bump
Keep the textbook tucked, in case I gotta look it up
cuz we certified chemists

[rogue]
now the periodic table, at first, hard to label mayhem
but we got it done, the job taken by mendeleev
he organized by mass and weight, and it was vastly straight
but some parts didnt fit in, so we had to wait
patterns were found, and certain groups were made
in the end we discovered it was easy to arrange
a newer day brought the homie mr Moseley,
and he found out in the lab that fo sho he
could get the right story if he put em up numerically
so now its by atomic number, effortlessly
groups or families and periods compose it
groups are the columns and periods are the rows, kid
8 groups, their number tells the valence electrons
impenetrable, like spraying at Teflon
cause of this, each group shares similar properties
like boiling points, state of matter, and reactivity
and theres 3 main categories in this chart,
metals, semi-, and nonmetals are the 3 parts
then configuration, you gotta write the number and block
and shout out to styles and jada up in d-block


Chorus
No i aint been sellin gs
Just workin at the lhc
Im telling ya, these elements are g enough for me to bump
Keep the textbook tucked, in case i gotta look it up
cuz we certified chemists

[big mo]
now its the mole and bonding, along with reactions,
the flow is awesome and you cant detract, son
so exhausting, like counting a mole (word)
6.02 times 10 to the 23rd
now you bustas heard the atoms measurement
cause other units are too small to measure it
invented by an excellent dude, Avogadro,
and now its the number that we all follow
molar mass is the mass of a mole
look on the table, youll find the facts bro
empirical formula, like dumbed down, cousin
im sick, youd think I come down with something
convert percent to mass, then mass to mole
divide by small, multiply til whole
[rogue]
reactions and bonding, could get explosive
like acids and base, could get corrosive
types include combustion and synthesis
lighten the mood with replacements, then get a bit
of decompositions, a compound splits in 2
chemists never run out of things to do
like balance equations and predict the products
but dont get it wrong.. one slip would suck
live it up, but dont forget the conservation law
mass stays the same, cant be created or lost
gotta remember the signs that a reactions occurred
gas, precipitate or color, light or temperature for sure
finish it off, with the types of bonds
metallic, ionic, and covalent the cyphers on

Chorus
No I aint been sellin gs
Just workin at the lhc
Im telling ya, these elements are g enough for me to bump
Keep the textbook tucked, in case I gotta look it up
cuz we certified chemists

the table my bible, son
elements recitin em
tryna get that nobel prize ever since I grew up
this is survival son, scientists I ride with em
cuz we certified chemists

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