 Bullgate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and palm olive shave creams For a smoother more comfortable way to shave bring you our miss brook starring Eve Arden It's time once again for another comedy episode of our miss Brooks under the direction of Al Lewis Well, the nation's teachers took advantage of their Easter vacation in various ways Some just lulled around the house others played tennis or golf and still others took the opportunity to go Haunting or fishing our miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison high school spent most of her time Trapping but no matter what kind of bait I use mr. Boynton refused to fall into the trap. I Was discussing the bashful biologist with my landlady at breakfast last Friday morning It's not that mr. Boynton isn't fond of me mrs. Davis this past week has proven that he is in a walkway Connie well during the regular school term mr. Boynton has asked me for exactly one date a week, right? Right, and where did he take me on each and every one of those dates the zoo, right? Right, but in the past four days alone. He's taken me out on three dates And where did he take you if I see one more hyena? I'll laugh in his face Of course, you can't really blame a scientist for being so interested in animal life, but There must be some way we can get him conditioned to people There's still only one foolproof way to attract him a honey, and that's the old-fashioned down-to-earth method Practiced by women throughout the ages. Mrs. Davis. You mean exactly cook him a good hot meal I'll make him perk up his ears and eyes. You'll either perk up his ears or turn up his toes You know what kind of a cook I am mrs. Davis. I'll do the actual cooking Connie all you have to do is invite him Well, he said he'd phone me this morning. Maybe I can ask him over for lunch splendid What time did he say he'd call at 9 30 and you know how punctual he is? Yes indeed You can set your watch by mr. Boynton What time is it now Connie? Let's see. Well, that's funny. It's just 9 30 now I guess mr. Boynton overslept I'll get it Hello, I'm sorry. I'm late miss Brooks. Oh, you're not very late mr. Boynton. I'm afraid it's past 9 31 And I said I'd call it 9 30 Well, that's all right. I wild away the time by whipping up a pot roast Miss Brooks in all the years we've known each other we've never shared in any one big venture together aren't you forgetting your gasoline bill? I'm serious miss Brooks. I'm not much of a boy for these kind of speeches But well, I feel that the time has come for me to take a step that might well be the turning point in my life Why mr. Boynton miss Brooks? I've got a proposal to make to you. I do I mean I mean go ahead mr. Boynton What I'm suggesting is a partnership a partnership founded on mutual regard integrity and a simple handshake my hands shaking already This proposition is secret until we work out all the details naturally naturally And I don't like to talk about a thing like this on the phone Would it be possible for you to have lunch with me today? Possible. It's positively probable What time and where mr. Boynton? Well, you mentioned a pot roast I believe. Oh, of course. We'll have lunch right here. How about 12 o'clock? I'll be there miss Brooks and somehow I have the feeling that this might lead to pretty big things if they take after us They should be Well goodbye mr. Boynton dear goodbye miss Brooks likewise Mrs. Davis it was mr. Boynton and he's coming over to lunch good We still have most of that pot roast you made for last night's dinner, haven't we certainly dear all you'll have to figure out It's what to put around the roast. How about mr. Boynton and me? Oh, you mean like like vegetables and things yes, and you'll want a nice dessert too Why don't you stop in at the drugstore and get one of their ice cream cake? All right, I'll leave in a few minutes and while you're in the drugstore I wish you'd pick up a couple of batteries for my flashlight and oh, yes, I needed new garden hose too Which drugstore do you have in mind the one that sells used cars? No, the one on Elm Street, you know where my brother Victor got those pretty dough skin slacks Of course Batteries are only sold in the electronics department. That's in the rear. I know just before you come to the psychiatrist's office Whatever happened to the old-fashioned drugstores the kind that used to sell peroxide and blue jay-corn plasters and Hammond organs The tables all set for lunch Connie what time did mr. Boynton say you was coming 12 o'clock Mrs. Davis what time is it now? It's about as 12 o'clock as it'll ever get But before I let mr. Boynton in Mrs. Davis, I'd like to ask a favor of you Well so far it's a big secret but mr. Boynton has something very important to say to me today, and I'd appreciate it if you Well, just sort of make yourself scarce while he's here. Oh, I get you Connie. Don't worry about a thing. I'll do it very tactfully Be right with you Hi, I hope I haven't kept you waiting was Brooks. It's only been four years. I mean oh Not at all come on in mr. Boynton Hello, mr. Boynton. Hello, Mrs. Davis. How are you? Oh, I can't complain How's the weather out today? Well, I should say that the temperature is about 68 with a relative humidity about 20 However barometric pressure indicates a warm front moving in from the southeast Which would elevate the thermometer considerably Roger will go over and out To stay in chat with you for a while mr. Boynton, but I've got to rush right into my room What's your hurry mrs. Davis? It's the only way I can think of to make myself scarce Now you be a good boy mr. Boynton Connie if you need me just yell I should live so long See you later mrs. Davis Miss Brooks before we sit down to lunch I'd like to clarify some of the remarks I made to you on the telephone You see I got the feeling at times that you didn't quite comprehend the nature of this deal Deal Yes, it's a real estate deal My uncle Harry over in Florence has given me the opportunity to pick up the option on a couple of choice lots I'm letting you in on the ground floor miss Brooks. I couldn't feel any lower if you let me in the basement I mean, what am I supposed to do with a couple of lots? Oh, they're not just any lots miss Brooks They're a wonderful buy my uncle says they should triple in value in a few months and he ought to know He's justice of the peace in Florence knows everybody in town your uncle is justice of the peace. Well, yes He has been for years. Well, it's a good thing. He doesn't depend on you to throw business his way But how come you never mentioned your uncle Harry before I don't know I never thought of it I guess he's always been after me to get married and settle down peculiar old codger Careful mr. Boynton you're speaking of the uncle I love Well, the nicest part of this option is we won't have to put up much cash to secure it When can we take a look at these perspective oil fields? Well, I thought we'd drive out right after lunch. It's not very far Oh, fine. Now. Let's sit down. Mr. Boynton. We'll have a nice cozy lunch. Just you and me And the doorbell makes three Excuse me. Well, it's walter dentin greetings most revered and valid instructor Well, thanks walter, but what brings you to your ivy covered old teacher during vacation? Well, I was just cruising around the neighborhood and I thought you might want to lift somewhere Oh, that was very thoughtful, but I've got company walter company. Oh Oh, it's mr. Boynton. Hi mr. Boynton. Hi walter. We were about to have our lunch Lunch. Oh gee. That's embarrassing miss brooks my barging in on you like this. I mean I hardly know what to say Have you thought of goodbye miss brooks? Gosh something smells awfully good Haven't you eaten your lunch yet? No, I haven't miss brooks. Then don't let me keep you Delicious smell is it's pot roast Miss brooks, would you mind terribly if I Well, that is could I of course walter go right ahead and take another sniff before you leave Oh Well, I'll just say goodbye to mr. Boynton first Guess I'll be running along now mr. Boynton. What's your hurry walter? Oh walter has any number of pressing things to do, haven't you? No, ma'am. No, I haven't got a thing to do Smell that gravy I'm starved as long as walters are hungry miss brooks. Maybe you ought to give them a bite I'll be glad to Stick out your arm walter I mean let's all sit down Oh man, that's what I call a meal. I sure enjoyed it miss brooks. Oh, I'm glad mr. Boynton. How did you like it walter? He's still liking it You said a mouthful that time Well, we better get going mr. Boynton. If you'll excuse me a moment. I'll say goodbye to mrs. Davis. Certainly I just wanted to say goodbye. Mrs. Davis. Oh, well. I have a nice time, dear Oh before you go, I forgot to tell you that while you were shopping mr. Conklin called He said he wanted to talk to you about something this afternoon this afternoon, but I'm going to be busy I'm going over to Florence with mr. Boynton I tell you what conny just leave a phone number where I can reach you and if mr. Conklin sounds too terribly urgent the next time He calls I'll let you know. All right, mrs. Davis And when you go into the dinette don't be alarmed if you see a tall boy with a slightly purple face It's walter dentin walter dentin. What's he doing here? The last time I saw him. He was eating the string around the pot roast Brush your teeth with cold gates cold gate dental cream. It cleans your breath. What a toothpaste What cleans your teeth cold gate toothpaste cleans your breath. What a toothpaste what cleans your teeth Cold gate dental cream cleans your breath while it cleans your teeth and the cold gate way Stopped tooth decay best. Yes, the cold gateway is the most thoroughly proved and accepted home method of oral hygiene known today Over two years research showed brushing teeth right after eating with cold gate dental cream Helped stop more decay for more people than ever before reported in dentiferous history The cold gateway stopped tooth decay best no other dentiferous Ammoniated or not offers such conclusive proof And you should know that cold gates while not mentioned by name Was the only toothpaste used in the research on tooth decay recently reported in readers digest So always follow the cold gateway to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and stop tooth decay best Brush your teeth with cold gates cold gate dental cream. It cleans your breath. What a toothpaste What cleans your teeth And the cold gateway stops tooth decay best Well before she and mr. Boynton left for the community of florans Miss brooks jotted down his uncle harry's phone number and left it on mrs. Davis's telephone stand About an hour later walter dentin arose from the living room couch stretched yawned and spoke Nothing like a good meal in a nice nap Miss brooks and mr. Boynton took off, huh? Quite a while ago, but while you were sleeping Mr. Conklin called and said he had some important reports that he wanted miss brooks to get out by tonight Where'd she go? She didn't say she just left this phone number, but i've misplaced my glasses again. Will you dial it for me? Oh, sure mrs. Davis Abba dabba dabba dabba at funny. I can never remember the rest of those words Justice of the peace henderson. I must have the wrong number. Is this florans 2164? That's right. Well he's miss brooks or mr. Boynton there. Oh, no indeed They were here, but as soon as they signed the necessary papers. They took off like a couple of kids Papers you mean they are they sure are they are hooked up now. Thanks your justice ship. Thanks a lot Who are you talking to walter to a justice of the peace mrs. Davis? Our little miss brooks isn't married. Oh, well, she never mentioned a word to me. Surely she Well, she must have a very good reason for keeping this marriage a secret Now, I know I can depend on you to keep whatever you suspect to yourself walter as one of miss brooks most trusted Confidence, I can do no less mrs. Davis rest assured that this secret is ours and ours alone Let's see now. What's Harriet conklin's phone number again? 76 77 here we are 78 79 these are the lots we've optioned miss brooks. How do you like them? I can't see them under all that mud Must have rained out here last night This property is going to be very valuable someday all it needs is a few improvements You mean like replacing the swamp with the dirt road I I know you're jesting miss brooks. Oh, it's beautiful out here. Just take a breath of that air Hmm, it's enough to make a person burst into song. I know just how you feel But please miss brooks these happen to be two of the choices lots in this part of the country I know but what country is this? Harry wouldn't give us a wrong steer miss brooks This may be the start of a very lucrative sideline After we sell this property at a profit. There's no telling how far we can go unless we pick up a couple of lots on Mars. This is about as far as anybody can go Oh, it isn't that bad. Well, I guess we better start back now Just how far is it to civilization mr. Boynton? I don't know the exact mileage, but we're not too far from home. Don't worry. I'll get you back. All right Oh, I'm not worried mr. Boynton, but just to be on the safe side. Let's get some directions from that bear over there I'm lying down on the living room couch harrier you have my permission to approach me There was a phone call while you were napping daddy. Yes. Yes. I heard it vaguely, but I dozed off again while you were speaking Was it miss brooks answering my previous call? No daddy. It was walter Golly, I don't like to violate a confidence But you are my father and you also happen to be the principal of my high school Of course Harriet Harriet. This is vacation time for me When your dear mother left the house this morning to visit your dear granny I rather look forward to this as a day which would be singularly free from yatata So if you cannot control this impulse to jabber at me, but it's not jabber daddy It's oh wait till you hear this news. Please child Must you make all your remarks sound like a bulletin? Which will send me leaping into the air as if a couch spring had erupted beneath me I'm sorry daddy. It's just that So she's eloped during her vacation period every teacher is entitled to do whatever he or she I must become and you must remember my blood pressure So she's done it the one woman on the entire faculty I could have sworn was eloped proof Oh daddy, you shouldn't be so upset after all it isn't a tragedy. Oh, it isn't a You think you find capable English teachers on trees No daddy, although at the moment I wouldn't mind seeing this one dangling from a tree Well, don't stand there gaping girl. It's almost 5 30. We've got to go over to mrs. Davis's place and get to the bottom of this But what can we do daddy by now? They're probably on their honeymoon. That's where you're wrong Harriet Mr. Boynton couldn't possibly start on his honeymoon today. Why not the zoo closes at five It's getting pretty dark mr. Boynton. We'll have to hurry if we're to be home in time for dinner Oh, I'm not planning on getting back for dinner, mr. Brooks After the splendid lunch you prepared for me at noon. I thought it only fair to reciprocate You mean we're going to a restaurant Not exactly. I thought we'd eat on the road. Aren't you afraid of being hit by passing cars? There are lots of nice little roadside places mr. Brooks after all it isn't the food that's important It's the fun of having having it together. You're so right mr. Boynton and being treated to dinner is even more fun Of course after that lunch we had it'll be difficult to eat very much more No, I don't know. I could find room Just think we had pot roast potatoes lime of beans salad rice pudding and milk But that was six hours ago I know but when people get past their 20s mr. Brooks much of their caloric intake turns to nothing but flabby blubber and If there's one thing that makes a woman attractive to me, it's a a nice slim figure Mr. Boynton. Yes pass me a toothpick and keep on driving Almost seven o'clock and still no word from conny It isn't like her to do things like this get married. You mean please water. This is no laughing matter Just think mr. Conklin only six hours ago. I had lunch with them. What? Then you must have been the last person to see them alive Single single of course outside of that alleged justice of the peace you spoke to there's no real proof that they are married Well golly daddy, what more proof do you want? Tell me denton when you saw them at lunch? How did they act? How did they look the same way? They always do Miss Brooks didn't take her eyes off mr. Boynton's face and mr. Boynton didn't take his eyes off his plate Oh, that's the front door. I'll go. Oh, me too. So will I Harriet stand where you are. We'll wait in here Conny and mr. Boynton come on in Hi folks, come on here you bad girl. You should have let me know At least I could have had some rice ready to toss at you Well, thanks just the same mrs. Davis, but when you get past 20 rice just turns to blubber Congratulations mr. Boynton and you too miss Brooks. I Miss Brooks. Oh gosh, I guess I'll always think of you as miss Brooks. You don't mind. Do you mine? What should you think of me as kasey stangle? Still in there pitching, but what you've done is made most of us very Now I for one am looking forward to the day when you invite me out to your new place You can come out anytime. Walter. Sure. We'll sit around and make mud pies In the living room conny come on in Well, mr. Conklin and Harriet best of everything folks. Thanks Harriet. I cannot share my daughter's enthusiasm for this affair I'm deeply chagrined at not being notified Well, you say sir, my uncle didn't want too many people to know about it Your uncle what has he got to do with anything? Oh, he was responsible for the whole deal He's the justice of the peace in florans, but as principal of madison high. I am entitled to say so, mr. Conklin I don't think it should concern anyone at school if if I want to go out and pick up a piece of property What a strange way to put it But it does concern madison. I have a right to know whether or not we're losing our english teacher Losing me, but mr. Conklin. I'm nowhere near financial independence yet. I've got to continue my teaching Don't forget. This is only my first venture Your first venture. Well, certainly if this one works out. She may take a crack at four or five others What? Oh, why not after all mr. Boynton's uncle can probably put me next to plenty of good things Well, I never carry it water. Leave the room at once We're too young for this sort of conversation It's considerably in the last few minutes I understand you conny taking your marriage so lightly My marriage her marriage. Didn't you two get married this afternoon? Miss brooks and me get get married this afternoon. What heavens? No Can you imagine anything like that miss brooks? But if you're not married, why did walter tell harry at the jury? I only told harry at what justice handerson told me that they signed the papers and were hooked up Oh, now I understand when uncle harry told you we were hooked up. You thought we were married. Well, sure, wouldn't you? Oh, but the whole thing was just a real estate deal miss brooks and I bought some lots together lots Well, oh, this is rich What This entire affair is nothing but a comedy of errors as a student of shake spear Don't you agree miss brooks as a student of the kafava committee? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me The garden returns in just a moment, but first you get smoother more comfortable comfortable Shaves by shaving the palm olive brushless way. Yes smoother more comfortable comfortable Shaves the palm olive brushless way Hey, that's a fact man. You can get smoother. Yes more comfortable. Shaves the palm olive brushless shaving cream way Just rub velvet smooth palm olive brushless into your beard You'll find it wilts the toughest whiskers actually protect your skin by providing a soft film that floats your razor's cutting edge Remember over 1200 men tested the palm olive brushless shaving cream way Following directions on the package and no matter how they shaved before Three out of four reported beards easier to cut less razor pull smoother more comfortable Yes more comfortable shave so men try the palm olive brushless way yourself Even in cold or hard water you get a close clean shave and smoother more comfortable Yes, a more comfortable shave You'll get smoother more comfortable comfortable shaves the palm olive brushless way Next time you shave try the palm olive brushless shaving cream way Now once again here is eve arden in the event of enemy attack Who would be the first to rush to the aid of the stricken who is always first in any disaster the red cross Because of the present national emergency the red cross must mobilize for defense at once to do it They need your help a contribution to this outstanding organization Is a contribution to the comfort and aid of your loved ones and yourself in time of any emergency So give generously the need is great Our miss brooks starring eve arden is produced by larry burns written by al-lois and arthur aulsberg With the music of wilbur hatch mr. Boynton is played by jeff chandler mr. Conklin by gale gordon Others in tonight's cast with jane morgan dick crana gloria mcmillan and paul mcvay Ladies and gentlemen We take pride in announcing that eve arden has been named radios most outstanding female personality By the southern california society of radio and television editors. Thank you very much With marvellous vel ve l you can save 90 percent of dishwashing work a quick soak in vel suds gets dishes in glassware shiny clean Even if a bit of food should cling a touch with a dishcloth gets rid of it fast Yes, vel's activated suds lift off and carry away food in grease So all dish dishes need is a quick rinse and they dry sparkling without washing or wiping all pots and pans need Is a soaking with vel suds then you can wash them shiny clean without hard scouring What's more vel is a miracle of mildness. So get new vel save 90 percent of dishwashing work If you like mysteries that are as full of chuckles as chills be sure to hear mr. And mrs. North every tuesday over this same network hear mr. And mrs. North every tuesday night and be with us again next week at the same time for another comedy episode of our miss brooks bob lomond speaking Stay tuned now for jack benning. This is cbs the columbia broadcasting system