 Poop in the scoop, scoop in the whoop, whoop the scoop the poop, poop the scoop the, scoop the whoop, whoop in the scoop whoop, poop the whoop, scoop, poop Who actually do you look at like this guy I know without edits is entertaining, informational, whatever, like not? Nobody except for Let's say with Tim the Tapman, shout out to my guy Tim the Tapman I need everybody right now to go spam Tim the Tapman on Twitter I don't think he has Instagram or up in his chat I feel like him and I would make a mean Fortnite duo Mean, lean and mean I mean you can bring the lean He'll bring the mean The adventure begins You're supposed to leave an hour ago Or half an hour ago Then we're supposed to leave right now The shower This, you go like that And then this comes down Like this To walk into Like I don't know why But like he just described it See this goes down to the ground And then you just walk on it And you shut the door That was a little weird It's a little weird but like that's just the shower What do you want to tell these people that we made it? Yeah, that we made it We made it dude We were the second to last people on the plane Tiny little shit airplane It was awful I was promised How was your flight? Oh dude, it sucked Fucking never, never traveling United ever again Awful Cut that out Because people are hating on United so hard right now I can't even mention why I flew It's okay, it's cool to hate them No, they killed a dog Oh what? Yeah, it's really sad And they beat up an Asian old doctor guy? But that's the only place I have miles So I stayed up Flight sucked We made it last second Tiny little airplane No TV My ADV kicked in Luckily my laptop worked I watched What did I watch? Oh, Justice League That shit sucked And I watched Half a Ferdinand That shit kinda sucked But it was starting to get me Shout out to John Cena Wearing this weird Air BnB Looks like an antique shop All my race tops here Looking as beautiful as he could He wants to be on camera This is some riveting content right here I heard just two minutes of droning Yeah, I went on this plane And it was kinda boring And then I watched Justice League And then it was boring And now I'm here And I'm ready to podcast See? There you go He's ready to go It's bedtime I'm trying to not get us kicked out on day one Because the landlord's underneath us Murder capital right here Podcasts from our afternoon We're gonna go coffee adventure in the morning See you in the morning I've been up I've been ready to rock I've been waiting for this guy Show yourself Show your fucking face to people One more head of seminar to do We landed super late Like I said I was trying to be quiet Because the landlord was downstairs But, um Got okay sleep Still get jet lagged Even if I get okay sleep Connor probably won't Because he literally slept 13 hours You could have woke me up I feel bad I hate when people wake me up I don't care I hate when people wake me up That's why I didn't want to wake you up And we had nothing to do So I was just chilling I went house shopping online We got some shit done But I really do need a coffee I think we're in a coffee podcast Walk up and down Find some food Well, Omar naps Because he only got like two hours of sleep But I'm excited to show Connor this little strip On Leslie Wilkes' stove So, I think let's roll Let's roll Dude, I had no idea I didn't even like Can you bring me food? Yeah Yeah, bring me food I want food I want food, Omar Here's Connor We're gonna call this The Single Connor Chronicles The journey to get Connor laid Begets the day Connor First time This is how Mike basically does it He's a genius You see, he sits back Does nothing Has Connor film Gets dynamic people In front of the camera Puts it in composite together And that's a video right there What should we tell them? I want to become the new clickbait king Omar You want to be the new clickbait king I want to be the leader of the clickbait kings You shouldn't be no for that bro You want to be what? The leader of the clickbait kings See, I feel that doesn't work in fitness Because there are certain people We don't vlog We don't vlog Yeah I got it I'm moving? Question mark? No, I'm moving? My new home? I'm leaving, Mark So you already talked about moving out So I would skip that What I would do instead Is something to do with Connor getting injured Like, he nearly died And so what we're going to have to do We'll have them run on the train track right there Just for a quick clip No, we'll have you just walk Just tie him with some rope And it's like, alright, time on time you guys There are a lot of obstacles in this place There are a lot of obstacles Honestly That right there That's a fucking death trap The bathroom has a step Yeah That's more detrimental Than the wire it's covered Absolutely I would no way trip on that tiny wire But a trip on this ski bump in the kitchen They're slowing our fat asses down We're going through the fingers You're going to follow the cameraman I'm going to the fridge It's midnight I'm really hungry I'm really fucking You turn Going for the fridge We're so hungry And then whoever has this place Has a fat man stopper said Second chance opportunity to slow down Think about it What are you going to eat Well, you take this speed bump That's covering the world's tiniest wire That no one would trip over And then you make your way to the fridge And then you open this thing up And all we have is condiments Condiments and condiments That's just why we're getting late Or injured What