 like tar, do they grind up, they just, they grind up dirt and mud and they sweat into it and they just drink that? Yeah, I mean, that would make a lot of sense as to why the zombies are here. I mean, it, that's probably what did it. This is terrible hygiene. This is, this is, uh, this is the COVID world that we live in. Great. This is it. Resident Evil 5. On one window it says I'm alive. On another window it says I'm not. Oh my goodness. I want to make up your mind there, YouTube. Oh, there we go. Do they grind up? Beautiful. Are we officially alive? Yeah. And of course, hello everyone, EFAP Gaming. Number six, as you can see, gaming is in full throttle now. No, no limits on this train. Let me get that chat popped out for myself. Oh no, it did the, accidentally did the thing where you, do you ever have a window and you're dragging it somewhere and then for a moment, oh Jesus, uh, you, um, you do the thing where you like, uh, wiggle it back and forth and then it moves all your windows down because, because that's, uh, no, I've never done that by accident. I'm aware of the feature, but I've never done that by accident. I just did it by accident. Do you have, do you have the palsy? I have the Parkinson's. This building over here is, is almost empty except for like five empty little wooden crates. Um, hang on, I just, all right, so I'm in, I'm looking at this fine gentleman and we're gonna, we're gonna hope, oh, the discord doesn't even show up now. That's interesting. Oh my goodness gracious. Discord, where'd you go? Cause I, I, it's, it's kind of a tough decision on which one's creepiest, but I think it's this guy who looks like Saddam Hussein, this guy right here with his big eyes open. Wait for me. With his black shirt and his beige shorts, so dirty as fuck. What was the, what was the shortcut for you? Oh, there we go. Oh man. Dude, he is fascinated by you. Oh, he's like, oh, I've never seen a woman before. And the guy behind him was like, oh, I've seen loads of them. They suck. Yeah. They're kind of fucking shit. I remember when I was in your shoes. Wait, did he follow you? Oh my God. Yeah, he does. The eyes, they follow you. What is that? Oh, a gringo. You never, I love the game. Does he look at whoever's closest? Oh yeah, he looks at whoever's closest. You can look at his face. I can make him cycle between the two of you. Especially the guy in the back. This is the kind of, this is the kind of friendly customer service you get at Amani General Service Agency, specialist in computer services, training in sales. They specialize in training and sales and services. Damn. Yeah, which means I need to go up to the window and ask if they have the new NVIDIA RTX 3080 graphics card for my computer. Well, I'm sure that there are many high end computer components here in in fucking dead skunk junction Africa or wherever it is we are. They have the RTX 175 right here on the wall. Do they? Oh, they do. Yeah, I see that. It's the best they can do is the 175. The 175 is like, you mean like 3080? Well, we have a 175. It's even displayed in its native resolution on the wall. This one has a color. Whoa. It has a color. All right, gentlemen. Enjoy playing. They probably play, I don't know, Overwatch. Oh, it's kind of awkward because we're meeting right in the distance. This is just some innocent person getting beaten forever. Well, we don't know if they're innocent. They are probably guilty. So over here, you have, we have cereal. This is honey. Oh, look, they took the whole, see, look at the one on the far left, honey cake, right? They took, I think the, like the entire box texture and they just stretched it out wide. See how the middle is thin? Like that's supposed to be the side of the box. Oh, I think I know what you mean. Yeah. It's supposed to be the face being doubled up. I don't know, but we have a lot of cookies. A lot of cookies. I love me. I've loved me that cereal. A lot of cookies. EFAP chat. This is called environmental storytelling. Okay. It's a world building. Soma did the same thing. You look around and you learn a lot about the place you're in. For example, Friday night, Friday night. Ah, yes. I saw this sign earlier. Friday night, Friday night. It's important information to have when you live here. It's metaphorical. Well, it's Friday now. This is how they tell time. They change the signs. It is now currently Friday night. At 9 p.m. is the time, as you can see. They change it like every minute. They have to, oh, every hour, I guess. They just got to keep up to it. You got to keep busy. You don't want your, um, you don't want your raisin brand to go stale. And you have to resort to a lot of cookies. So we've got an electronic, electronic shop and a cereal shop. They're, when else over here? Like, um, this place has it all. We have skim milk, which for some reason has tomatoes. Um, skim milk and tomatoes. Well, yeah, I come over here. It's this poster here is skim milk, but it's got pictures of tomatoes that say green hot on them. See the skim milk with tomatoes. No wonder these people are sick and fucked up. All their skim milk is full of tomatoes. So we're going to get this and just the left is this dude. Hey, this guy's fucking up. It's like, Hey, this is, this is looking. Oh, is he one of those? Yeah. He's one of those people. I think this guy's eating like raw meat. That's fucked up. Wow. You're going to get, you're going to get lost. Maggots. Yeah. Also that shovel. These two guys are very concerned by our presence. You know, I'm getting the impression that we're not welcome here. Yeah. Well, I don't think I want to live in a place where they put tomatoes in their skim milk. I want to purchase some meat, please. Give me some of that meat. I want some of that juicy shack meat. Oh, that. Yeah. Look at it. I think he thinks we're judging his work. There's a lot of flies around too. Yeah. He stopped chopping to stare at us. I'm going to go ahead and say they've not got great health standards here. Like, look, it's moving. Yeah. Like, look at all the food and stuff. It's like a big black goo that's moving around. This isn't meat. This is like meat and quotations. This is like Mcdonald's. This is like Mcdonald's. It's probably meat. It's meat-ish. Here's another place we can go. This is probably their hotel. This dude clearly hasn't probably rags. I'm just, I'm saying. He's looking. Look at him. The fuck. I didn't do nothing. Oh, is this the sex room? This is the sex room. You could tell by the lack of furniture in the door. Startlingly clean compared to the rest of this place. Probably true because it's just the ground is the floor, which means it's probably, it's an all-natural room. You can get the natural breeze and the natural light, and the sex room is a communal space. It's this community's pansexual fuck space. Well, funnily enough, this is actually two rooms. You can book separately. The dividing line is just the doorway. Oh, like I'm in one of the rooms? So this would be, no, this would be one room, and then this would be the second room. They just don't have much of a, just respect. Well, yeah, the rooms are modular. You could take this sheet metal. And just place it in the middle. Yeah, and you could just turn it from the wall to be a little door. Because a lot of people complain about stuff like this, because they've done well with what they have. They're moving meat, and they're flies, and they're RTX 175s. It's hard to actually advance yourselves much beyond what they have with those as tools. So this is... Hey, man. Is there anything back here? Oh, I did have a look. I don't think they could be asked to put anything back there. Which makes you wonder why they have it. I know. You'd think they would put like a salesman of stuff, but no. It's empty. So this gentleman who has, he has two knives, one in his hand. Is this gasoline? And he's got one in his back there. He's holding it on his back. It could be. Maybe that is where they keep all of their skim milk with tomatoes. That's like the biggest resource. The biggest export. Oh, they're all looking at us now. Oh, they stopped. Yeah, they stopped. No, no, please, gentlemen. Please do carry on. Carry on with your local traditions. You don't keep saying these hands. I feel like that's going to eventually hit. Just going to keep on. Well, see, he just keeps hitting his hand with that club. It's just like that's going to hit your hand eventually. No, that's how you make your hand course and rough. Oh, does it get everywhere? I think everything here gets everywhere. Oh no, except the sex room. They keep that very clean. Just going to walk. Have a radio here. Wow, ma'am. Are you the guardian of the radio? My goodness. We got a radio show. The most advanced piece of technology is a radio. There's a radio here. The game is obsessed with pushing us along. It's like, chill out, Gabe. We're having a look around. It's the wheel that you built. Yeah, we're exploring the world building. Ooh, another electronics and services store. Can I not? These should be things that I think you're allowed to smack and goodies come out. I think we haven't unlocked. I can't attack yet. I can't. We haven't unlocked aggression yet. We haven't. We're not colonizers yet. We'll get there. Of this new world. So much tomato and milk juice everywhere. Oh. Oh, I guess we crossed an invisible line. Okay. I thought we'd run out of time. Oh, everyone just disappeared. That's weird. That is weird. They all got called to the zombie headquarters. Do you remember, by the way, the first hoard that attacks us? If you have, like, New Game Plus and shit, you can mow them all down to get a reward. Oh, I didn't know that. But obviously, when you first start the game, it's impossible because we just have the shitty pistol. Whoa. Hey, by the way, Mahler, the street's empty now. Oh. If you didn't catch that, I think the game is trying to imply that now. So if there were a time for looting, it would be now. It would be. In fact, this radio that I saw earlier was kind of nice. Let's pick it up. They even took the bag with them. They took the bag. They were beaten all over. They didn't take the radio. You'd think that'd be valuable. You wouldn't just knock it over like that because it's the only radio that's probably in this county. That's the dude that we kill later, right, on the megaphone? I think that's the case, yeah. I think that's true. For fresh and quality meat, corner, pyami, butchery. Let's go inside. For fresh and quality meat, I put a question mark on that one. Go around to the side door. Go around to the side door. Hey, you ought to be still. You know, I'm seeing all these maggots everywhere, and I just don't think that this is up to FDA standards. Like, it's kind of disgusting. My theory, anyway. I mean, I feel like you're the British person. You need to fucking colonize these people and civilize them because this shit's nasty. This sex room's a cleaner than ours. We could learn something. I have to talk. I want to pay respects. You're both here. This is the sex room. You too. This way. This way. Because of the new government, the people around here are little on edge. You should do what you came here to do and go home. Yeah, they really roll out the red carpet for us Americans. And they must have just stood around being creepy, yeah. They don't like non-zombie kind. Yay. Now we can make a difference. Grab your weapons. The operation's already started. What do we grab? Wait, but there's clearly body armor in there, but we can't pick it up. Why? Yeah, I feel like that's something. It's like a harness of some kind. That lets us carry more things. Yeah, I would like some load bearing gear. There's two knives in there. Wow, yeah, there is. Can I... Do I have to equip it? How do I... Oh, no. Oh, here we go. I just pressed two. Oh, of course, you have to... Oh my God, that crosshair. Jesus. Also that shot again. Leg of the knife. Don't square us up ahead. Good. Good. Uroboros. His lips do not match the words even close. Here's our only lead. And be careful out there. Bring back the merchant. You know what? I think it's barbecue time. You know, if we're careful, we can pick out all the maggots. All right. Okay, that's our reticle. Oh, can I turn it into the laser sight? Game settings. We do have... Jesus Christ, yeah. Aiming controls, aiming speed. No, I don't want to invert both axes. How do you knife? Do you adjust the aiming speed? I don't even know what that means. Keyboard mouse settings. Control type. I would be kind of curious to get my laser sight. I kind of like the laser sight. I thought there was a laser sight. I'm confused. I thought so too. Because... Okay, let's go to... That is a goof-tastic crosshair, just saying. Yeah, that's an odd one. I was kind of hoping for a laser sight. You have a laser in Resident Evil 4, don't you? You bet you do. That's how you aim. And on the Wii version, you have a reticle and it makes the game shockingly easy. Like, super fucking easy. Because you're not using a laser, you're just using a reticle. All right, what about... Is there a... Change key bindings for... Whose knife? Knife, knife, knife. Ready weapon. Ready knife. Spacebar. That's what it is in Resident Evil 4. I don't know, it just seems strange when you haven't... I was expecting it to be like that. Oh, when I pick up gold, you get it? That's good. What else? What's back here? We're learning so much. Control types. Oh, this is just on the table. Oh, you can fuck with shit. You can destroy all the toilet paper. What? Why would you do that? They need that here. They clearly don't use it. True. They probably don't know what it is. They might try to eat it. One day. He is inventory. No, Tab is like nothing. Can I change E to the used button? Let me do that real quick. Keyboard mouse. Don't worry about telling us how to play chat. We played it a bunch of times. Ready? Quick slash is T. There's a quick slash. I gotta go to item menu as Tab. Yeah, I like that better. Now ESU stuff. And Tab is inventory. Unfortunately, when you're in your inventory, even though you can no longer move while your inventory is open, WASD do not turn into the look around inventory keys. You have to use the arrow keys. Well played, game. You know, you'd think that WASD would continue allowing you to move. It's just that it's going to take a deft hand to be able to move but access your inventory at the same time. But instead, they just disable the options. Whatever happens, we stick together. Whatever. I may not be as big as you, but I can still hold my hand. Wow. That's a bit able and sizest of you. Wow, they fucked that goat up. And now the... Wait, there's a spooky man. Hang on. Oh, that was in the cutscene. While I was looking at the cutscene, I saw your little laser moving. Oh, you got a cutscene. I didn't. Yeah, because I guess I was the first. Wait, you saw a laser? Yeah, I guess while you were... Oh, yeah, I see a laser when you aim. Yeah, okay. Why didn't they just... That is fucking nice. Investigate the body still warm. Why is it here? Oh, they're weighing their skulls. Hey skulls, fuck you. Whoa, what were those skulls made of? They were made out of really weak bones. I just like the idea of like... How heavy is this skull? That's the day-to-day. They don't drink milk in this village. What is coming out of there? Is it like a pillow? I don't know. Is it top? What is going on? They were trying to save this poor animal from eating a tarp. And they fucked up. They chop open its whole valley, and they're like, wait, I think we killed it. Like, don't worry, we'll save you. I'm so sorry. Uh... Okay, so... What goes this way? I'm assuming it all loops back. And you can't just step over the... Oh, that was a dead-end. Oh, he's screaming. A scream. Huh! That's unscreamable. La-la-la. Huh. I'm sure everything is going to go very, very well. Oh, no way. These open, of course. Why don't we just make it F? Why V? You know? Everything, it's so weird for F to be your action button. But it's fine. Yeah, I changed mine to E right off the bat. I should probably do that. Yeah, my inventory is tab and my... Man. Could have been nicer if Crystal Shadriff had helped that guy. He should have closed his mouth. They could have helped him. Fucking Americans. Are you okay? Are you okay? Chris, this man is not okay. Ask again. Wait, can I just... I really do need to change it to E. Hey guys, this is how you save ammo. Sir, drop the knife! Drop the knife! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stay down! They didn't move like any zombies I've ever seen. No TV for these people. No more golden girls. Okay, so did you change it? Like, just with... you can just change the bindings. Yeah, I went to options, keyboard, mouse settings, and then they're all there. What is E right now? Partner action? I'm going to change partner action to... I'm going to change it to middle mouse button. Because that seems way quicker than going for V. What was middle mouse button? Was it anything? I don't think it was anything. No. As weird as it is. Okay, so quick 10-1 is, you know, ass and shift. I can get used to that, I think. Now tab, that's much better. Yeah, about face is C. What about F? Have we got a flashlight of any kind? Maybe a grenade? I don't think so. I don't think we'll need a flashlight in this game. This game refuses to be scary. So we'll be A okay. This game stubbornly insists that it's okay. It will be okay. Next, well, yeah. Okay, I'll just leave F unbinded for now. I don't even know what my F does. I don't think I have anything bound to F. Oh, wow, this looks kind of shiny considering everything else. Wow, they must have spent all week polishing this. The whole village pitched in. This is where they started that cleanup. They're like, alright, well, I guess we'll start with this. This is item. And then two weeks later, they were able to clean it up. You better pick up that handgun ammo. Because I technically have more than you. No, I saw the money is shared. Oh, hey. Oh, you can fuck up the fruit. This is the milk and tomato juice. Oh, that's right. This is there. This is our katakata toko toko. Oh, I remember this, right? So everything seems like perfectly normal. It's like chilling out having a conversation. As soon as I press E, just like action man jumps out the fucking window. It's so bizarre because you're just like, huh, what is this room? Oh, look a window. Wait, what? And I watched to do that. I'm like, Chris, what the fuck? I did a flip and I landed like a Power Ranger. There's no wonders. Let's see if there's anything over here that we can talk about. Oh, my goodness. They're going to chase us to the... Okay, so I'm already in and amongst them now according to that cutscene. Oh, well, yeah. Let's go, Chris. Oh, it's chicken. Demon chicken. Oh, that's useful. I found a grenade. Oh, look, axes. This could be useful. Look how big this one is. I'm pretty sure the dude we fight through doesn't look that big, right? Well, like, look how it's connected to the stick. You're like... We need shad to analyze that. So can I combine my... Yeah, let's see. Can I not move things in my inventory? Quip, give, combine, discard. Apparently not. All right, maybe I'll have to do that. Between missions, I guess. Yeah, I remember how people hated that in Resident Evil 4, being able to move stuff around here. Oh, yeah, no, the inventory system was really bad. I'll need Chris to help me kick it in. Investigate. Dude, look at that one. Holy fuck. What the fuck is that? Look, they're all like that. It just seems so unnecessary. Like a four-year-old... drew an axe. It's like a four-year-old drew an axe. I'm gonna be honest. Random intestines strung up. Do you say intestines or intestines in your part of the world? I've heard intestines. This one looks like a brain. Ooh, brain. This represents all the fucking huge galaxy brains who made this video game. Brains aren't that big. The game is under the impression that it's a brain. Well, it says I hope that's not what I think it is. Yes, I'm assuming the game is saying like, oh my god, it's a brain. Not your average kitchen utensil. Could it be a brain? I want to get that from my kitchen, the giant axe. Why can't I hold it? Stupid game. Yeah, let me equip melee weapons. You don't want to sling that around. Ronik. Can I... Can I... I give you the whole stack? Not only some of it? That's fine, but like fuck. I was just gonna give you like some... Can you split the stack? Of like ammo? No, I can only give you all of it. Can I... I don't know what they were thinking with that one. Like... What if I want to... What if since one of us has 20 and the other one has 5? I just like... All or nothing. The hairy stuff. Oh look, this is the town hall. There's a mouse, I want to shoot it. You better not... Sometimes creatures in the world of resident evil drop shit. I'm surprised they haven't. Yeah, sometimes they do. Oh, can you knife them? You can knife these guys and blood sort of comes down. Oh, you can, you can fuck up the knife. Like, oh, you can! Wait, did you kill a mouse? I did with a knife. Yeah, corner him, corner him. Get him in the corner. They don't know what to do. They're a little mouse AI. They don't understand what's going on. Oh, no drops. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, these two didn't drop anything. But that one did. We farm mice. We're here with the BSAA counter-terrorist division. We're here to fuck up your mice in your sewer. The mice are carrying lost pluggers. Gotta stop them. Oh, there you go. You did better than that. Oh, yes. Take it. Use your buttons. Right. Oh, my God, is this the next part of the game? I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Who knows what will happen? Am I coming in? Chris. Chris. You think you can escape? The ground, little corners. Corn. That's their entire crop. This is your crop. Once again. They even have a palm tree in the back. These things are kept well, relatively, I would say. Yeah, I mean, they're alive. Yeah. Oh, sure. We already have that part. I didn't realize this was this early. This is the big horde bit. We barely even killed a zombie. I feel bad, man. Oh, my God. Yeah, Shiva. Bullets. Where they didn't give us any, but they just expected us to find it lying around. Yeah, why does everyone leave their bullets around? It's weird. Oh, no, he's our supplier. We get our weed from him. There's not much point in that, mate. They're all crazy. I like how the crazy execution a zombie thing. His axe is less stupid than the ones we found. You can't even see. Ripper Rooney. I guess I was supposed to... He's got... poking him and... You can't even see. Yeah, where are we relative to this? Oh. Wow. Fucking good sight. Yeah. Now we're here for whatever it is we're here for the fair, the town fair. We didn't do nothing. Sweet. All right, I guess we got to push stuff in the way. No, no, no, no, not that. Really? Jump back in. All right. Oh, so that pushes that way. Even though there's clearly a big hole they're going to be facing through right there. Oh, yeah, you can... The fruits will have the stuff. The fruit will bear fruit. So I guess we'll just have to kill as they come. Okay, fine. I guess, yeah. Oh, I can open this up and it's got thoughts in it. Yeah. Here they come. Hey. Fuck them up. We can keep this up forever until something comes behind us, I guess. Anything... Okay. I'm waiting for... Oh, look out. Got the back door. Show of point, show of point. We're going to run out of ammo. Do we got any grenades? What's the... Oh, check that out. Oh, can we fucking dingo dongle him? Yeah. Oh, I can come from the roof too. Wow, gay. I'm pretty sure... Oh, jeez. Hello. Oh, I hit him and it didn't stop him. They can come from behind us too. Oh, yeah, big man's about to blow the gate open. I remember this. We have to, like, walk by him. Excuse me? I've forgotten how to heal. Yeah, so, if I remember correctly, we need to collect all the shit in this map before the end of this part because we're not going to be able to collect it afterwards. I think. I'm all stuck. There we go. Oh, jeez. Why is everything trying to kill me? What do I do? Excuse me while I stock up my hole. Also, yeah, chat. We're on normal mode because I don't remember... Oh, jeez, hello. Excuse me? Dude, I have to fucking spam a key to pick up everything. No, no, no, no. Oh, jeez, this shit everywhere, man. Also, I'm injured. Sad face. Hello. Oh, it's the tech guy. How are you doing, by the way? I'm doing all right. I'm just sort of running. Ooh, grenades. Damn, dude, I'm full. I've just been picking shit up. There's just no end to them. I think it's the amount that you can kill. I think you have to kill a certain amount. Oh, jeez. Maybe a grenade would help me here. I picked up one of them. Oh, hi. Jump down. I could have sworn it was a time thing. Oh, hello, this looks like a trap. Yes, set yourselves on fire, that's great. Are we supposed to... I think we can kill Giant Axemen, but we don't have to. Yeah, we don't have to, but I think we can. Did you get the other grenade, by the way? The other what now? There's a grenade in the room. I'm going to see if I can get it. I should be all right on those. Oh, shit. There's my grenade. Oh, I'm full. Have you got space? I don't know. I've got two spots. Shouldn't be that. Ooh, I might die. They just hit me again and doomed. I was gummy. I'm still not quite used to the shift S to spin around, even though I'm used to I can press C. C would probably be used for you. I don't know what took up all my space. I think I just picked up too much shit. Are we looking to how I heal as well? Ah, that's way better. They seem to break through next to our right. And then they actually come from that place we came in as well. Now, this is hard racing. This is hard racing. Just killed the dude with the biker photo in the back. What? He was up all day saying shit, so I just shot him. No, no, no, no. You should have fucked up the world. Whoa. Oh, man. He punched the door to death. They're really upset about what we said about the corn crop. I like how they just make this place so impossible to defend as time goes on. He's like, nah, that's not me. Damn. He's like, I'll just fucking punch him. He just said we should have not hit. Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, holy fuck. That guy up. I can stop him. I don't know if I want. Oh, okay. No, no, no. Oh, oh. You're on it. Oh, okay. He's killing more of the friendlies. I mean the bad guys. Yeah, go for it. I'm trying to set him on fire. Come over here, my fucker. Oh, what a legend. Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up. Oh, that wasn't one of them before. Good enough, I suppose. You kind of set himself on fire a little bit. Oh, he did. Thank you. Bad boy, bad, bad guy. Can I block this door? I can, let's do it. Oh, I don't want to go here. Standard Resident Evil. Shungust is chasing me, but I'm running away. I'm trying to, I want to build him up on this. Okay. I'm going to go this way and then try and tempt him past the barrels. And then blow the barrels. Oh. Oh, I thought I might have been out of range, dude. Not bad. We've got to hold out until Kirk gets here. Run away. Okay, if we can go straight toward us, we can blow the barrels. What's he doing? He's, you know, he's doing his best. Okay. I mean, I kind of want to kill him, but I also don't want to Yeah, I'll fuck him up. Ammo into him just to have it fail, you know. I got plenty of ammo. Those would probably do it strong, though. We want to stagger him and then kick him, looks like. Right. Yeah, great, I'll punch him. I'm going to try using the grenade. Oh, jeez, he's annoyed. Did that hit him as well? It's open, sir. Ah, fuck, what? That works. He's quite a hearty gentleman, isn't he? I wouldn't like to kill him. Oh, he's dead. Nice. Very nice. We got a treasure for the monies. It's good. If you punch things into walls, they bounce off the walls. Gets you waiting, huh? We did it. We killed him. Literally fisted him, so true. The year's good, I guess. They just sit down like, oh well. Roll credits. We did it. Resident Evil 5 completed. You stole his player. Thanks for tuning into our Resident Evil 5 speedrun. Yeah, I didn't want to tell people, but we are the greatest players that ever existed. As you can see, we got full marks. I know the numbers don't quite add up, but that's because it's a glitch. All of those are 99999. They killed a bunch. Except for when they're not supposed to be. Yeah, I don't know, I think we did all right. Oh yeah, we did good. Chungus didn't even see it coming. Do-do. Alrighty. So... Organized. I want to give you the machine gun ammo because I think that makes sense. And then... I will, I guess I'll hang on to the grenades. But not all of them. Yeah, I've got... I'll hold on to this stash. Can I... Can I... Does it let you move some? Can we upgrade the pistol? I'll take two. You can get... I think the shotgun's the next weapon we get, so you get the shotgun. I'll stick with pistol, SMG, I might use the bolt action rifle. Just looking at the inventory being like hey, do you want a fully upgraded fucking revolver? It's like, no, no. Yeah, I mean, like I said, I might indulge in this inventory down the line, but for now I'm more than happy to just stick with what I got. Because I don't know how much of this we're going to be playing today. You never know. Also, I will start reading the super chats. That seems like a normal thing to do. This one says, hey Pedro, that's racism right there. 100%. Next one, that was from Southport as well. Terrible, terrible human being. Pedro, hey Pedro. Yeah, that's it. Next is, I'm on episode 8 of Haunting of Blind Mana. Damn, this is some good rat. Glad I checked this out. Woohoo! Thank you! Someone likes it. You good to go? Upgrading to capacities. Because if you only have nine slots, capacity is more important because you can't carry as much spare stuff. So, I am ready. In fact, I might just play with these two guns the whole game through because the way the balance works in this is every gun kind of has like a specialty that it does. It's not. Yeah, Rosie before it's just sort of you flat out upgrade your gun to the new gun. Yeah, I think we did a pretty good job of collecting most stuff. We probably missed a few things, but we might as well wipe the map at this point. Let's see. Because yeah, I was definitely spending some time looking around for stuff. Oh, here's something. The green dress. Oh, it's empty. There's nothing at fuck you. Oh, I did grab whatever was in there. So, like I said, I'm usually just reset the area and take all the items out of it. That's how you punish players. Man, it is sad to open up all these things and they have nothing in them. I think I got pretty much most of everything. I'm sure we're going to annihilate this campaign. I think so too. We're going to colonize the fuck out of this continent. We're going to open a new electronic store for the player. I think we are. RTX 180. We're going to bring them. Did you go down here? Yeah, there was a bear. Oh, wait. No, this is where we're supposed to go. I think so. How do you get to the other? Oh, hang on. Did you go to the other side of that? Up there? No. I slashed it through the bars and I grabbed through the bars and grabbed the stuff in there. Is there anything else down there? Yeah. I don't know. Why would they make it so you could just grab it from the other end? I guess it's rewarding the people who want to play smart instead of hard. Oh, so you just go around here? Oh, we can go this way. No, we can't. We got to go through the big red doors. Oh, my God. Let's just jump over. It doesn't seem to be like there's anything here. But the option is given to us. Thank goodness. I'll check this out later. Bly is great so far. Christmas is better than Halloween and RE5 is better than RE4. Okay, so 2 out of 3 ain't bad. However, RE5 is not better than RE4. RE5 is alright. It's alright. I can respect it. But it ain't like RE4 good. But there are good aspects to RE5. How do you have fun to be had? There is. There is fun to be had and it is very modernized compared to RE4. RE4 was still like an old school game but I think RE5 is probably the first proper modern Resident Evil. Maybe RE4. I don't know. I guess it depends on how you use it. A lot of people say RE4 is like a line in the sand where things start to change for games and action games. Oh, I heard a yell. Oh, it's over here. Maybe there's something. Lady getting murdered at this point. Oh, my goodness. There's someone back through here. Oh. Maybe two people. Wow. This is a Resident Evil puzzle. Look. There's some lady and she's upset. What's she sad about? She was straddling that dude. I think they were having a private moment. Oh, she's covering her face. She's worried you'll hit her. Well, she should be worried. Oh, my gosh. I stabbed her head off. It's what I did. So, wait, do you want to go up here or...? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, let's do that. I just saw this woman. So, I guess I can go down and open something for you, a door, I guess. Oh, wait, I think I was supposed to... Isn't that a way for me to see your camera, whatever? Great jump shot. Oh. The lady's getting moided. Yeah, there's a key in here. I don't know what I'm supposed to do up here. Oh. Oh, I got a cutscene where I could see the key. But I could see the key without the cutscene to... Yeah, I'm going to come back down. I guess it's... Yeah, almost soon when I was playing with metal there's a way for me to pull up your camera on the bottom right for myself, right? Or is there not? Hold Q. Does that do it? I don't know. Let me look at finding the sack. Oh, shit. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Locate partner, no. Honor action. Item slot, no. I could have sworn it was a thing. Maybe it's only in a particular part of the game or something. I don't know. Yes, 100 inwards. That's what it says. Is that like 100 passes? I can use it 100 times. Oh my. This guy got locked up. He's fucking dead. He's fucking... But like the permanent kind of dead. Oh, look at this dude. He's just like... He's stuck in the doorway. Give him a sec. Hello. Hello. Hello. Give him the old taggy team. Oh, I kicked him. He's just ganging up. So the old thing is that you stab them in this skull and explode their brain. I like give them a gentle tap on their back. To be fair, yeah, but look at the size of your arms. That's true. Do you kick them or punch them? Kick them. Oh. Did you skip leg day? Clearly not. Oh, I am Chris Redfield. My arms and legs are just the same limbs. It's the hyper muscles. All right. I guess we'll keep on going. Oh, there's a thing in here. How'd you get in there? I jumped through the window. Oh. You're just scooping in. They look like they have a serious headache when you shoot with a head. They're like, oh, fuck. Oh, this is migraine. This is everything the Resident Evil series needed to be. Oh, my God. He's like, you can't resist doing that shit. It's so effective. Oh, wait, was there nothing in here? There was. I took it. Oh, maybe we got to go here. Oh. What's over here? I guess, well, I'll go this way. You go that way. Well, Shava can't do it on her own. Nope. She needs a man. This is not a feminist friendly video game. I need a man to throw me up into the air. Hi. Can't wait to see you cover the boys. Do you plan on covering Cosmos video? Also, if Robo Stormfront is a thing, they need to do it like robot chicken. We got some people jumping down. Oh, hello. On my way. On my way. Oh, my God. They are cackling. Hello. Stop cackling. Please wait while I collect my gold. You know, early game, this pistol is really good. I don't know if it's just because of the difficulty, I guess. It's supposed to be normal. I don't know, maybe it's the beginning so it's supposed to be easy because new idiots need to they need to have their hands held. I got the key though for this. Oh, look out. That's possible before you did that, you cheater. Now I stomp you with my effortless kick. Oh! Popped his head off. That's nice. Hi, guys. But yeah, we'll be covering the boys. I don't think we're covering Cosmos video. It's meh. His video barely covers anything. I think he just made it because it's topical not because he had the end to say. We'll have a long take on the boys. Coming to you this Saturday. Let me give you a popcorn. Let me give you my incendiaries. Good. Now also, let me give you Take this. Am I just holding all the grenades? No, I can give you some because they stack at five. So I can give you mine and you'll have the inside. I think I have a key except if we're not on the inside it's okay. What's that? Oh, there's gold in there, Rex. There's gold. Oh, I love gold. Now we're definitely going in. I'm guessing this is locker room need. It's not locked downstairs. The fatal flaw. Oh, did the key work downstairs? No, I just pushed the door open. Well, I guess that's how that works. There were 500 inwards in the back. We've got all the passes we need. I'm going to break every TV I find. They don't get to it. Ooh, first aid spray. And a battle for destruction. Uh, Rex, I'm likely moving to the states from the UK with the misses soon. What's your suggestion for a great home defense handgun? Uh, I use a Glock 19 as good stuff. Just learn good gun, you know, discipline and safety and all that good stuff. It's very important. Chris, only shoot when the zombies are trying to kill you. That's true. Oh, man. There's a big, priceless golden antique clock sitting in here. They could upgrade the whole village if they sold that. It's so weird how they just seem to prize these things and put them in chests and shits. You should use it, guys. Come on. Wait, hold up. We got a key. It says I have a key for something. We're supposed to unlock her. Don't rightly know. Maybe it's for later. Maybe, but... I don't feel like this game has that level of foresight. It feels weird, doesn't it? Because you'd think it would be self-contained, whatever it is they want us to do with the key. But maybe not. Yeah, I guess not. I guess we'll need it. In just a moment. Let's find out. Okay. Wow, I guess not. Unless this is part of the... Help! Somebody help me! Hello, young lady. Oh, the door closed on its own. That's spooky. It still says I have the key in the inventory, so... Oh. This village seems a little strange to me. Yeah, you know what? I don't think I want to live here. Oh, wait. This was the key. Hell yeah. Is this where the shotgun... Yeah, it's the one. Yeah. I'll give you the shotgun ammo I found earlier. Boom, give, ding. That's like... One is... You can drag and drop for the shotgun for items in your inventory. Oh, I see what you mean, right? Man, we are running out of space. Let's see if we can consolidate some room here. Tell you what is a spot for me. Well, I guess we'll just have to proceed. What is the easier way? My pistol is two and my shotgun is six. I think it's lined up based on your inventory. So, yeah, your pistol is two, your shotgun is six. All right. If you look at my inventory, my pistol is one and my SMG is two. Yeah, okay. I guess I should put grenades in three and four. Yeah, that'll work. Every spot has its own designated slot, so I can... I was used to putting them in the up-down, left-right slots where you had the way you'd access weapons, I think, and when I played this on the old Consularoo... Yeah, it was like one, two, three on the top and then the next row is four, five, six and then seven, eight, nine at the bottom for where you want things. So I got my grenades on five and I got my healing on six. Tell Rax to put his gun in the shortcut position. What's that? The shortcut position. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Well, I have all my guns ready. I have buttons on the side of my mouse so I can equip anything in my inventory whenever I want. I have pistol, SMG, I have any grenades. Those are five. Healing's on six. Wait, what is the point of getting up to that roof? Does it do anything? Which one? This one? Let's see. That's nothing. I guess if we're going to fight people, maybe it's good to have this position. I don't know. I don't know. I guess we'll see. I'm going to go around the building, check the perimeter for goodies and looties. Give me them resources. We're going to have so many of them. All of them. Oh my goodness, the cutscene. Get excited. Sector clear. I think she's, it's too late for a crest. Crest! Crest! Crest, it's too late. What are you doing? Uh-oh. Oh no. You know, it almost seemed like it was too late. We've seen this on all the enemies, so it's not really a shot. Oh! Oh, fuck. I forgot that was this part. Use your shotty gun. Okay. Fuck two. It is two, isn't it? Oh, it's one. Yes. Can we stamp it or does that hit off feet? I'm not getting close to it. Fuck it. Oh, you can. Damn, she goes. I guess that introduces, um, the tisms to us. The head tisms. They're a little late with that in Resident Evil 4. I guess that's why, because they know it's okay to do it. Yeah, they just build up to it, yeah. And then they arrive as a run mechanic. I feel like they're, yeah. Oh, we've got a special tism from her, too. Uh-huh. Dang. We're just mid and old, the people. I'm always expecting them to be able to... Oh, hello. All right. I should probably start using grenades now. We've got five incendiaries. Just look for an opportunity, I suppose. Got eight grenades. And they're really good in this game from what I remember. I mean, they're good in all of them. Yeah. As far as I remember. They just sort of pass them out like candy. I think the only problem is... So... I don't know... I need to throw one if you know what I mean to know. Because they don't have like an awk on them or anything. Oh, hello. We're gonna corner up. We're gonna corner up. Oh. No, I always keep... It keeps trying to reload me for... Ow. Wait, that does hurt you? Yep. That's bullshit. I didn't find any fire off. Wait, no, I didn't mean to do that. The specific thing I fucking told you was I didn't... Oh, fuck! The specific thing I said was I hope grenades don't have a friendly fire if you get grabbed and you're surrounded by a group of people. I can throw one, but they have a bite. Hey, it still might be a calculated of thing to do. Well, that point of view will just use a shotgun blast, right? Because it didn't do like too much. I mean, it did a fair amount. It did like an enemy's pit to me. So, shotgun shells here. Oh. Is it worth breaking this? I guess so. Hmm. Did I accidentally give you something you don't need? Or were we good? I think we're good. I want to... Oh, yeah, I gave you the grenades, but it's fine. You can keep them on. No, it's really up to you. Well, I think it's probably a good idea if I hold some of the grenades for a while. Alright. After our little... I still have the ability to incendiarize you. Don't think I won't take it. Flamer. Thank you. Will you do an... Oh, terrifying. Oh, turkey. Man, this is so much scarier than Bly Man. Wow. Will you do an eFap talking about Bly? I don't think we're planning on doing that. We're just going to recommend it to the point of you getting sick of it. We won't stop recommending it until everyone who watches eFap watches that show. Because it'll be me, you, Metal and Fringy on Saturday. So we'll probably talk about it. It didn't like the opening. Yeah. Because that'll be the first proper eFap where we talk about it. But I'm not planning on doing a specific eFap for it. Nothing planned for that. Oh my God, it's a rat. They have money. We are the rats. We rule the night. Well, we can eat its flesh. That's true. It's probably the cleanest thing. At least we know where the meat came from. Look at it. He's a speedy boy. Yeah, 50 nWords. That rat had 50 nWords. Uh, rags. This is goo coming out of the ceiling. No, it's fine. It's fine. Just don't get it on your shirt. Because a stain will never wash off. I want to drink it. Oh, hi. Oh my goodness. Just stomp him. Is he from Alpha Team? He's already dead. No, he says he's from Alpha Team. Well... It's a pretty declarative statement here. How could Chris know that? He's from Alpha Team. He recognizes his face. But here's another one. Can we investigate this guy? We can't investigate. Look at his body, though. He's freaking out. On my screen, he's doing nothing. Oh, dang. For me, he was. Oh, see, I can push him away. You can walk over him and it pushes him away. You can walk over him and it pushes him away. Why? Why is this a feature? Come to the ladder, buddy. We can save you. Okay, well... You do you. Wow, how the fuck did he get out? Oh. That is some perfectly balanced shit right there. Can we shoot him out? Really? Let me... It won't let me... It's not letting me. All right, I'm doing it. It's worth it for the meme. Wow. I guess we got to hit him at the right angle. Maybe I can get this arm to sort of... If I could just tag him with my knife. Here, can I get him from the underside? Here, let me jump down and get him from the underside. What happened to Alpha Team? I don't know, sir. You know, sir, it's odd. It's hard to explain. I think he's stuck. I think there's a part of him that's stuck to the pole and he just kind of rotates around it. Yeah. Which is gay. Yeah, I want to shoot him off and he drops something like several n-words. Well, oh my god. Dude. This chest was really just in the open. I don't see how they thought it was secure. That one over there? Alrighty then. Imagine being scared by this game. Zombie, sir. Black Goo Zombies. They got glued. They got glued. A survivor. Alpha Team. Who did this? It's a bloody fucking hard drive. Who's this? It's dead. On to my hard drive. Literally. He handed him a hard drive. I mean, that's what he did. He moved it. He handed him a hard drive. Dude, he put it into the computer. Put it on there, then he took it out. Although it's not a USB or anything like that. No, it's a fucking hard drive with a disk and everything. It's probably like 50 gig as well. Kurt, do you copy? Got the data. I like how your thumb, you have only two of your fingers are gloved. Yes, because you need the friction of your fingers. But not so much on the other ones. I've never seen a shooting glove that has the fingers off. That's just a weird Capcom Japanese thing I made up, I think. I was like, oh, so he can shoot his gun better. I'm like, no, that wouldn't... What? No? What do you mean no? That makes total sense. You get one handgun ammo. Oh, this one, I remember this one. He does the stanky leg. Look. You see it? Oh, yeah, that is the stanky leg. Even in death, he puts his leg out there and he just lets it... He's just really nervous. He's like, oh my god, it's Chris Redfield. I want to talk to him. I gotta play it extra. Enough with your leg. Oh, yeah, we can't... Which way do we come from? Is it over there? Yeah, okay, so we're going over here. Go to the blue door. How exciting. Where are you zombies? Oh, an elevator. Dude, this seemed pretty advanced for this place, to be honest. Yeah, it's kind of weird. You guys have elevators? Sweet. There's a light above the door, too. Apparently chat. I reckon those gloves definitely do exist and they used in... like airsoft and paintball and stuff. I wouldn't know. Totally pointless. You're literally getting yourself less material for basically no benefit. What are you, a glove scientist? Yes, I'm a gloveologist. Sweet. If anyone would know, would you? Can we get through if I'm blocking you? Nope. Then I can start doing the... You can start checking grenades. Oh, here, let me give you this. Walk close to me. You grenade us back in the alien colonial marines. I grenade myself. True. Friendly fire didn't work in that game. Because F is, of course, a grenade launcher. It's not flashlight. What do you come across stuff like that? My stuped ass is assuming. Did they never do this before? Have they never played video games in their life? F, a flashlight, is the thing to do. It's not quite so stanky, but he's... Oh, this part. This is easy, I think, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, you just trap him in there and then light him off fire. Doesn't look like you blow him up while he's in that room, so he stays in there for a little bit. Got to get him to splooch onto one of those barrels. I think... Is it if you pick up that key he comes in? That might be the case. Can I go around here? Investigate. These gas cylinders look easy to knock over. Hey, Chris. These gas cylinders look easy to knock over. Hey, Sheva. These gas cylinders look easy to knock over. That was different from what you said. Well, here we go. A low-res furnace. I like how they didn't increase the resolution of the furnace in the item. I hope nothing attacks us when we go back down this way. Yeah, that would be unfortunate. Oh, no. That's not how you use the key. So if we just use it and laugh, we'd be okay, right? Yeah. The longer we stare, the more likely it will kill us. Yeah, but the spectacle... Hmm. Got some goofy troupings right there. Maybe our bullets will work differently than Alpha Team's bullets. You see, Alpha Team didn't have a furnace. So, yeah. Just knock over both of them, I guess. It's all it goes. So, if we get him to walk over it, then we just sit in this room, right? And then he comes in, we blow him up, and then we press the button. Simple as fuck. What a boss fight. Why does the door lock? Obviously, it's to prevent us from going to the elevator, but I'm just curious. Oh, wait, why'd you do that? Damage isn't... No, you gotta let him absorb it. Oh, do we? Yeah. It's not impossible to do it in the way, but he picks it up, and then we shoot it while he's in the spooky room. And he, like, falls apart. You don't need to shoot him until he's halfway through this room. Oh, he does? Oh, okay. Minute, minute. Wait, wait, wait. So, come over here, and then when he gets to... I'm not just waiting on you. I mean, you need to get back to the console. Just get out of the room, that's all you need to do. Yeah, I'm out. Oh, yeah. You know, super useful. I'm pretty sure they make an invisible wall for him as well. So he's just like, this is cheating. Kind of like a... I think you can kill him with just bullets. Of course, this saves your ammo. Yeah. I only used one bullet, and you only used one bullet. Alpha team used many bullets. Alpha team used many corpses. You drop a ring. Oh. What a jib. Wow. The guy he absorbed didn't even have, like, a wallet full of... inwards. A wallet with a family photo that we could sell. Yeah. I'll buy it at a high price. Wait, a happy family. I like how I just randomly used to key out the door itself, not the obvious keyhole. Right? I just tickled the door. I want to stab every one of these walls. It was number two working for. Oh, does. Number two. Wow, we've got all this pistol ammo. Just because we expended two bullets in that fight. The ammo is different in this game. There's blue for machine gun, right? I'll just make sure, because I'll try to avoid picking it up. Oh, yeah, there we go. Come on. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you, Mola. Excellent. Super-chorm. You should replay Man of Medan right before you play the next one, just to refresh yourself on the greatest story in gaming known to mankind. Hi, Rags. It's so bad. Like, it was the kind of thing that I knew when I was playing it that me and Metal would never fucking touch that shit again. But it's good enough for a one-player, which is what I expect from the new one. It'll be funny for you, Metal and I, to kill the people and watch the crappy story unfold, but it's awesome and we're going to want to play again. Besides, we've got a lot to do this month. For some reason, we decided that all of EFAP gaming would happen in October. My God. I thought we would have told them to go into the... We're smart enough to know about the fairness we would have told them. Thanks for emailing us the hard drive. Also, this whole town's got to hell. It's like... Also... Luckily, we have these two Humvees next to us. Wait, we can't! This is insane! That look. What are you suggesting, Chris? I'm going to request the MP5 that's here. You're going to what? How's my accuracy? That must be... That must be taken down by something. Maybe knife attacks missing? I don't know. Maybe, because I was knife and trying to knife the rats. So, I don't know. Maybe that is the case. Because I know that half of my shots when I was shooting at targets weren't missing. It would be really funny if our clear times were different. You're like, what? I'm sorry, Shiva. White privilege. Righty then. Can I upgrade the Fire Peeler? Gumbo. Can I do it again? It's so weird, because you can't... What if you only want... to move a couple grenades? No, you have to move the whole stack. Also, is there... Do we combine treasure in this game or do we just sell it? I think we sell it. I don't think they have that in this game. Alright. Do-do-do-do-do. No, no, no, no. Also, can you see how much fucking handgun ammo I got? Yeah, because I've got the SMG so I can hold a shit ton so I just give you a lot of handgun ammo. I just move it and put it into storage. I mean... I don't know how much I should take. I guess you're right. We find a bunch. You have 140 shots. Yeah. And probably half of the stuff I find I'll give to you. And I'm going to pick up the MP5 here because it has the best capacity out of all of them, I think. So, or at least it certainly has... Well, let me double-check. Let me go to... Buy. Let me double-check here. That's kind of what my... Ithaca. Oh, I didn't know this. Wait, everything's unlocked already? This must be because... Maybe for purchase or something. Because we've already beaten the game. Yeah, I have to imagine that's what it is. I'm just checking to see. I'm not going to buy it. I just wanted to check the upgrades. So never mind, actually, you can... Yeah, I'm going to keep... I'm going to keep these two guns because these have the big capacity and I'm going to go for mean capacity on my weapons. I mean, I want the Smith & Wesson M500 just for the memes but I can't afford that yet, so... I'm pretty sure I have it in my inventory to be honest with you. Let's have a look. Oh no, I have two M29s. Also grenade launcher. Yeah, I mean, I'll just stay as I am for now. I've upgraded the shotgun and... I don't know if I want to upgrade the pistol rather than just swapping it out for a better one at some point. So, the starter pistol its special thing is that it gets... is that it gets... eventually you can upgrade it to have the only high capacity which is what I'm going for. I'm going to keep the starter pistol and the scorpion because those have the super high capacities and I'll probably get the bolt action rifle when we get to it just so we have that one precision weapon plus they're smexy but if I go to buy, let me double check. So, out of the four pistols the third... the Sig P226 the HK P8 that we get next will get a little bit stronger than the starter pistol and have a better reload speed. How long does it take to set your guns and your hotkeys? I'm on PC, these are my hotkeys. Yeah, like for instance, Mahler's hotkeys are one is his pistol, two is his shotgun three is his incendiary four is his first aid spray. Yeah. It's not uptown left right Yeah, it's... We play one mouse and keyboard by the way. Yeah, they're arranged like words, like text. Top to bottom, left to right. No ranking then. But yeah, I am all set. This is Ome, I can't wait for that part. I'm assuming they're referring to the boulder or anything from Wesco. So, the MP5 is going to be in the... Man, did someone die in the cutscene? Look at this. Oh wait, there's loads of blood everywhere. I thought it was just one place. It's just blood. Zombies must have come through here, Sheva. Oh my god. They killed Alpha Team. I can't believe it, Chris. We could have saved them. Oh, hello. I can't remember what they do in this one. What? Blue medallions. I think they're just little bonus thingies. MP5 here. Do you want that? I've already got a machine gun and I'm going to keep this one. I mean, the problem is like... I can hold on to it from now I guess. You can sell it if you want to. Well, I'm sure it's good. I just meant... I don't know. Is it worse than the one you have? Well... It depends on what you're looking for. Each one sort of has a sort of specialty. So I think with the MP5 it gets pretty good capacity. And it gets... I think a good reload speed is its thing. And its damage is alright. Like it does more damage than mine. But mine... Now it tells me how to call to you. Oh wait, I can make you aggressive? Come on, come on, come on. Your partner goes on the offensive Just say the word, say the word. I'm fucking go on the offensive. These rats... I just fucked these two rats up. They're dead. They're fucking dead. Neither of them dropped anything. This game is mean. So for whatever reason if I'm aiming and I press shift it reloads me. Which is bad because normally shift is your sprint. I don't want to be reloading and sprinting should never be the same because generally you either really need to be doing one or the other. Let me change that. I've been wondering why I've been randomly reloading keyboard mouse settings. Shift is reload while you're aiming? Yeah. If while you're aiming you press shift it reloads you. Which is dumb. I'm going to try... Yeah, we're going to... This action is set automatically based on other bindings. No, let me clear those. Fuck you game. Proceed to butcher shop on the edge of town and rendezvous with your contact. Your contact. Better hurry. That's a plan. I guess I'll have to make sure to not try and... Yeah, because that's dumb. It won't even let you delete it. Because R is reload. Like a normal game. But... Because once you're done shooting you want to start sprinting right after you unready. So it triggers the... Don't go forward. Oh wait, can we wait for them to come over here? Oh, he wants to jump down. Where's his shadow? He's there. Don't worry, I see the thing. Oh, no. He's just a crossbowman. Oh, there he is. This poor guy. Oh man, he's giblet. Damn. Oh, what? Where's he going? That's machine-gun ammo. There's a trip over there. Oh! It's so awkward when they're up there. Watch her do it. Oh, oh my God. Get off my boy. Oh, he's more machine-gun ammo. You hear me? Shova. Machine-gun ammo. Shova. Shova. Hurry. Oh. Oh, here's an herb. Here's a bit of the herb. My mom says don't allow the herb unless it heals me. Which is what I argue it does. She only lets me have the herbs after they've been combined. Hmm. I have to combine the herbs. This handgun ammo, man. I can't use this much, you know? So, where to next video game? I think we go over this way. Oh, yeah. Shova. Crease. Hurry. Oh, is this a spawn point? Okay. Oh, first aid spray. That would be useful if we ever take damage. Hey, it happens every once in a while. There's an exploditism. I'm so scared. We did it. We did it. Oh, my god. I like how you began. Oh, hello. What is going on here? Oh, he's a he's a danger dog. Nice. Oh, yeah, this game is the thing where if I'm on zero shots or five shots out of six, I will do you know, reload, reload, cock. That's like how it works. Oh, yeah, it's established. Oh, Jesus, a skid. He just flew past my. All right, let you use yours because you have full Yes. Oh, beautiful. That's strategy. It's kind of a relief is like I'll have space again. Yeah, like, thank god I got blowed up. Boom. It's kind of like that in Resident Evil 4. There was a few things that I would change like in order to increase your max health. You have to take damage to use the healing thing. Zombie pops up. The music starts. I should have once in the head. He falls over the music stops. You're fine. You did it. Yeah, all good. You're all set. Any friendlies around here? Hmm. Oh, no. I believe we fight a Chungus soon. Oh, there's a watch out. There's a Chungus and there's also a dog dog. Oh, hey, buddy. Dude, you just like fucking slides backwards. What's that about? He died. Oh, the music hasn't decided if we're safe yet. Oh, there he is. What is he doing? Oh, it's like they just take a second. They're like, wait. Oh, this dog. Oh, how you missed your gun? Oh, it's still in every. That was terrifying. Didn't know if I'd make it. Well, I guess we go up to ladies. Oh, there's gold in them. Shipman tanks. These guys were oh, you can shoot the boat. The boat is red when you aim at it. Here's a second. We can just fuck up the villagers property. That's all it's all it really means. There's just zombies at the distance frowning at us like excuse me. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm taking it a little bit far, guys. I guess we'll just not eat fish. It's fine. Java. Dildo grass. Oh, fuck. I just remember this annoying ass QTE cut scenes in this, isn't there? I don't even remember what the QTE prompts are, so that's going to be fun. Oh, what would I hmm. Maybe if I use the machine gun until it clicks out of ammo and then I just upgrade the capacity when I'm next to the thing to really take advantage of it. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I think there's all those explosive barrels nearby. There is, buddy. Go stomp them. You see that? Three bullets, three headshot kills. Oh, I was looking at a man's flashy head, but I'll believe you. It was great. Three bullets, three decap shots. It's amazing. Life's great. Extremely impressed. That was what we call a pro gamer move. Did you have a pro gamer moment? Oh, is this the actual way? Fuck. I'm having that issue again. I hate when games do this to me. I'm like, I want to go stitch secrets. Oh, this is the actual way, though. I'm like, oh, I guess I'll go back. There should be directions telling me exactly what the knot way is. Yeah, let me give this to you. Shotgun. Yeah. Shotgun's very useful. I usually save it for harder enemies, but I guess I'll be a little bit more free with it in this playthrough. When I look at Sheva, I hear the war drums of race mixing. What in the world? I mean, who wouldn't want Sheva on their team just saying? Oh, is this the door we should get? No, it's not. How about here? Yeah, that's the way. I went there first. I was like, oh, secret. And then it went checkpoint and I was like, oh. Are we sure we want to go in here? Get that shotgun ready. Or we could just shoot them. I got four left in this thing. That doggo is different than the other doggos. They just slap back at my face. Okay. Oh. Hey, where'd it go? Is it underneath? I can still hear it spiraling around. Two of my favorite YouTubers playing my favorite RE game together. Yes, please. And thank you. Wow, this is your favorite RE game. That is a weird choice because most people will be gunning for the originals or for four. Or seven. Some people really do like seven. Yeah, or seven here. What do you think is better, seven or five? That's tough because they're really different in what they do. If I had to play one again, it would be this one. I'd play this over and over before I replay seven. This one's just dumb fun. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh, hello. Reload, Chris. Oh. You know, I think they're introducing a new enemy type. Clearly not hitting the log. Oh, wow, you just... Okay. Yep. I want to close this back a bit again. It's so weird. After this, you should play Dead Space 3. Pretty good with co-op. Terrible single player. Only condition being that Mola plays as Kava. High wags. Hello. Yeah, Dead Space 3 would be a good option. Do you have to do that through Origin, is it? I don't think so. It's on Steam, I think. If it's on Origin, then that's not a big deal. Use Origin. Yeah, you know, there's no reason. To do this, like, since the beginning of EFFAP, so we finally got here, guys. And it's everything that we ever imagined it could be. This is Ambo. He's really angry. This is Amboni. This is Amboni. Which way is he going to come from? Which way is he going to come from? Will he come from? Is he hoosin' high mill? Hmm. Oh, and herb. The goooood. Mola, you sound just like Henry Covert. No, I don't. What? Somebody else was talking about that the other day. I do not sound like him. He talks like this. That's his voice. Very posh English. Oh, you could fuck up those tomatoes right there. I don't talk like that. I talk quite fucking peasant compared to those. Ah, all the time I keep reloading because if you aim and shift, that's so stupid. That is weird. Like, did you find the combo in the keybindings? Yeah, it will not allow me to disable it or change it. Why? Could you change it to something else and it overwrites it or anything? Well, it's based off of other controls that I'm using. Okay. So, and I don't know what that is. One bolastero. Yo, what's up? Oh, he mad. I hear lots of screaming. Hmm. What's going on, guys? You're just screaming. Can we open this? It's locked. We need a key. All right. Oh, yes. So, there's a chest in here. I always forget how to get to this. Can you see the window in the back? You could easily jump over this, but it won't let me. I got the port key. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, we got a port. Where are you? Because we have split up. Oh, jeez. That's not fair. You can't spawn him on me. Bullshest. Oh, I got chungus. What? Wow, you tried to run away and it didn't even work. Sweet. Whoa, dude. One incendiary grenade seemed to kill chungus. Oh, it didn't kill chungus. Really? Put him on the floor, though. Okay, okay. I'm heading right here. This is a little choke point. Why can't I stomp him? What the fuck? Dead? Watch out behind you. Oh, shit. All right. Can we go through here? Pretty good choke point, right? I was already at one, but... Okay. I don't see how that works, but... Oh, jeez. Man, everyone I killed is doing the thing. Fuck, this fucking reload keeps making me over because it's so stupid to have your shift button, which is your sprint, reload your weapon. Once you're done aiming, you want to sprint away, but... that there's any kind of overlap. I'm sure of it. All right. What is he doing? What? Oh, he's dead. Sweet. Teamwork. Makes the dream work. Music is still on, which means somebody's out there. Oh, that's an interesting shot, but I'll let you have it, I guess. Just when I saw Red Herb around you, did you pick one up? Not yet, but I do know which one you're talking about. Oh, I did pick it up. I got it. Music, why are you still on? What are you doing? Here, give me your green. I'll combine them and give them back to you. Can you see the chest in there? Now, I have one theory, but I don't know if it's true. I just put the maiming in it. Oh, does the big Chungus guy have to knock them around? Well, that's a maybe... I was going to say, I'm pretty sure you can do it with a grenade. Oh, this has a grenade in it. The fruit has a grenade in it. Do it. All right, let's fucking do this shit. Just in case it takes a weird bounce based on the... Yeah, I did something. Hey, there you go. Oh, it did, yeah. Well... I wonder if, alternatively, you can get big Chungus to knock him down. I don't know if he does... Well, yeah, when he does this weird spinning around, he hit, hit, hit, maybe that would work. Yeah, punchy boy, yeah. All right. Do you know the guy who supplied you gun guys with the weapons were supposed to be like the merchant in RE4, but they changed it? I don't know why. I don't know why either. And now it's just a menu that you see in many chapters. Yeah, that part of RE4 is something that everyone likes to remember and talk about. So I feel like they probably should have kept it. I don't know. It's weird. Well, I guess would, yeah. That's going back. So... Forwarded to his. I don't remember looking in here. Ah, there are battles. Wonderful, wonderful battles. Burrell Williams. Is this Rags and Mola fighting off all the mindless disnoids? It's, yeah, you could see it as an hour- No, I can go to the water. Maybe there's some goodies. There was some in the other section. Yep, there is a goodie right here. Oh my God. Yes, 400 inwards. Why would they put 400 inward passes in that? Oh, hello, zombies. Oh, we've got another Chungus. I'm just seeing that. We've got a pickaxe. Yeah, big Chungus right there. That's where you put that shotgun in with a use. Pull over. Damn. Nice. So, when you stagger him with a shotgun, I can somersault. Yeah, I just realized that's a good way to use it. Whoa! Is that a triple combo then? Why did we even bring guns? I don't know. I guess it's something we can't actually just do. You just bounce him between... That's bulls. What else you got, video game? Oh, we've got lots of ranged bastards. I'm going to run into this little hat. Are you going to get exploded? Oh no, you're actually going to help. If you're soon. Here's Roger. I approve of any video game that allows you to shoot the molotov out of the hand if someone's throwing it. Yes. Oh my God. Why, because I'm black? That is entirely the reason. Did we web? Anything in here? Feels like, you know, we've got a bit of an advantage with the helicopter just saying. Yeah, it does feel like, I don't know, it does feel a little one-sided. There is a lot of machine gun ormo here. Oh good. Oh wow, there is 30 and 30, jeez. Oh, I'm by here as well. Can you, yeah, are you able to combine? I think I am. Yes, I am. Oh, he may as well use one. It won't let me pick it up in order to combine it. Yeah, let me go ahead and use one. That should be something in all games. Yes. Being able to use something directly from the ground instead of having to put it into your inventory so that you then use it. Can we shoot down the helicopter? Yeah, we don't need you. You're making it so easy. Oh, here's a little metal. A metal, you say? Ooh. So wait, can the helicopter just take these guys out or what? I wish they would. Oh, there's another one. Oh, that'd be great. Put on the same back here. Fuck off. Hey, helicopter broke. Thank you. Jeez. Thanks. Thanks a whole lot. I'm helping. Reloading to early. Yeah, I upgraded the headshot. Criticals on that. Let's see. Let me give you this so I can pick up this rifle ammo. This is when I get the bolt action rifle. Okay. Here, use this herb. Can you use this directly from the... No. Because oddly enough, Resident Evil 4 let you do that. Hold up. Let me see. This is why inventory... Oh, I can do this. I can give that to you. Free up the spot for me. Then I can use this and let me... That's like the closest you get to the interesting element of Tetris in this game. I need ammo. Swap it. Now you can use it. You used it on me. I used it on us. Your health didn't move. Oh, I did. That's what I was about to say. Not as effective, but it's worth it. If you're next to someone like that, it just applies to both of you. Alright. Oh, with the rifle then. I hope so. Yeah, boy. Rifle ammo? Oh, it's in the area. I still have 5. I used 3 or 4 of them in that last fight. I still have 5. Let me give you that for just a moment. In that case, I'm just going to use that ammo. I'm still just trying to use this gun. Oh man, I really do feel like our inventory used to be larger. Or, I don't know, we're dealing with it. We're okay for now. Yeah, it's, you know... Or the inventory is something you upgrade or something. Yeah, it's the same size for the whole game. Yep, same with the health bar. Yeah, again, strange choices. Shovel. Come on. Yay! Come on! Come on! Come by me. Alright. You hear that angry Joe said that people who feel that the boy is seasoned to his cringe or too woke just don't like the mirror it's holding up to them? That's some... Oh yeah, I'm actually a Nazi. Yeah, that's an insightful commentary, Joe. I'm actually a Nazi. Good job. I mean, you figured it all out. I'll be like, Joe, you get what you're saying, right? I'd be surprised for anybody to find Stormfront to be anything but fucking cartoonish. She is cartoonish. God damn it, the fucking reload again. There's a shotgun ammo here. Dude was so good at the game. Oh shit. Yes, just pass that over. I could put that to work with the chunguses and big boys. Oh yeah. A double chainsaw. With some ammo, we'll just fucking grab it and give it to you, right? That makes more sense. Can I blow up these skulls? Oh my god. Hey Ranks, you see these skulls? Where'd you go? I see them. Wow, they were on a skullhook. Yeah. Wow, these people are so evil to have skullhooks. Oh, you weren't kidding about the double chainsaw. Yeah, it's a double chainsaw. Is that a thing in real life? I could see it maybe. Maybe so that you can get the... I don't know, it seems like a really weird way of just cutting twice. At least these axes are still in... It's twice as many motors and twice as many spinny dangerous blades for you to keep track of. Maybe it's a time-saving thing, like when the tree has been felled and they want to cut it into discs. Have you ever heard of a double chainsaw? It's probably the most extreme thing ever. It's a radical dude. Oh, handgun. I mean hand grenade. Alright, let's do some inventory management. It would... Use your herb on yourself and take it. Your single herb. Wait, wait. Oh, you'll follow up again. Also, I'm going to use the loot. Be right back. I shall protect you. Molo, get those BSAA medals. You've got to make Rags of War a bikini to fight zombies. Oh, well, I don't even know that we'll be able to unlock that. We've got other stuff to play. We've got custom golf games on Golf with Friends. We've got to probably play more among us. We've got to play the Little Hope horror game. Jackbox, Party Pack 7. You know. All kind of things. That's actually planned for Friday, by the way, everyone. And Saturday's EFAP. Several. Many a scheduling of things to be happening. And then the 20th, we're going to be playing Amnesia Rebirth. I don't know why, but October is just the month of content this year. Um, with the boys finishing up, Mandalorian starting, and Blyman are coming out with Rebirth as well. Jackbox. I think people like releasing for October because of Spooky Streams. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hello there. Alright. Ugh, alright. Let's fucking do it. I think we got a cut here. I'm sure of it. Oh my god. Oh, down he goes. Alders. There's one above me. One shot with her. So, I'll send you up here, I guess. We'll do sides. Let me see if there's something around the corner. I'm pretty sure I go that way, and then you go up. This is one of them co-op sections. I'll get the flyer. Did it survive a rifle shot? How many of a group are there? Oh, hello. That is a group. You got one. You got one behind you. Oh. That head just came right up. You've got to upgrade this pistol to do the headshot critical chance. Some of the yelling is very funny. I'm going to use the gun. Oh. I got you. Thank you, honey. You were able to come down? Honestly, I think I'm just going to reload this and leave it. Oh, is it shotgun? Oh, this machine gun ammo up here. Oh, there's more down here as well. There's even more machine gun ammo. Fuck, there's two of them. I can put it into my gun. I just need to... I'm just going to... I'm going to drop some health because I've got three healing items. We've got three full heals between us. Hi, Moeller. Hi, Rags. So remember that Alex fighting a drone video? It appears someone made a full length movie trailer out of it. Check out Terminator Info War on YouTube. Honestly, I think you could make a pretty engaging actor in like an action movie. I think so too. Like a general who's losing his shit and has to get like a rad check in Starship Troopers. He could easily be that. It would be so funny. Everybody fights. No one quits. Do you get me? That stomp is so... I just wanted to take a shit. Let's check the toilets. Oh, no. We're having serious inventory problems right now. Red. I can carry some more. No, I can't. Well, I guess we're so we just leave it behind. Oh, reload. Reload your pistol. I don't need this. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about the herb. Grenade? Grenade, yeah, because we've already got full heals and we can combine lesser herbs to make a super herb. Goodbye, herb. You are my favorite character in Bojack. Oh, another red herb? Jesus. We need to use our stuff, I guess. Oh my God. Oh my God. Catherine Hamilton would do very well in this game, I think. Yeah. Dude, everyone's going to be so excited when Batwoman starts airing again. I know, I will be. This dude just ran right past me to go downstairs. Like, I was right here in front of him. He just took off and ran downstairs. I'll shoot him in the back. So if I remember correctly, this part is quite a long part. You have to go over to a different building so we might be able to fetch these red hips after the whole action sequence is over. Maybe. Come and get this herb. Is that another grenade? And another one here. Just give it a shit. I don't know if that's like, do you think those spawns are set or they're like, oh, they clearly can't hold anything but grenades right now? They're probably set. Dude, I'm so stacked, this is nuts. I'm going to have to drop the machine gun once we get back to the inventory screen. I just can't hold it. I need another, I think we need three slots both of us extra. At that point though, maybe the game would be way too easy rather than just easy. Oh my God, I can't pick any of this up. I'm almost thinking I dropped my pistol and just carried the machine gun. I don't even know. Because we got so much, like I'm trying to think of what I can pass off, but like I'm just full. Yeah, we got full health too, so we can't even like spend. Um, alright, well, like I said, I could get a few more. This part, I'm going to, what happens is I throw you over here and you fight a shit ton of enemies. I'm just going to use the shit out of my ammo, I guess. Yeah, go for it. And you the same, maybe even literally empty a pistol. I'm going to throw you over here. I'm going to throw you over here. I'm going to throw the empty pistol. I'm going to throw the empty pistol. Follow me. Follow me. Uh oh. Got a barrel. And I'm going to leave down. Leave down as well, man. That was a lot of bad guys. Okay, so... because we fight big truncus here as well. Chain-sulman. So I've got the rifles so I can fuck them up. There's a crossbowman coming in your room. Shava, help me. It's a door. I can punch boulders, but not doors. Yeah, we're still kind of... Yeah, I'm already, even, I used a pistol exclusively for all that and I'm still, I'm topped off because of the ammo that I got from that fight. So, let's go. There's all this yelling coming from. So much yelling. This is the scariest part of the whole game. There is a red barrel over where I am. So you gotta release me by there. Oh, is it down here? No. Oh, shit, hello. Damn, son. He did an attack that fell over. I'm like, I'm done after this. Right, so you remember how to kill him, right? I'm just gonna shoot him in the head with my rifle and you can use the barrel. Yeah, I was gonna say we can do that and stun him with the electric shot. Oh, hello. Nice, you just fucking punch him. So... Let me... I'll pop my pistol rounds in here. I'm like, I kind of want to take damage, just have an excuse to use the fucking health. Oh, I pressed X. What do you do when you press X? Are these like... Do we have a dog at some point in the game? No. Come on. All right, so if you want to go up the stairs and trigger him, I'll be in the back here with... I'm guessing... We have a lot of good words we can use to trigger him. We don't... Yeah, because we can look around the area once we do that, right? I think so, yeah, it just opens the gate. I guess I'll go shot... Actually, pistol for now, just for the barrels and shit. Yeah, because I could just pour damage into his head with my rifle. I feel like you're probably gonna kill him before anything significant happens, which is fine, but... Yeah. Watch out for your back, I think, because they do spawn... Oh, yeah, I'll watch out, yeah. Me, me, me, me, me. Does it teleport you? I hope it doesn't teleport me. I was bad just about to say that, yeah. Wow, right through that... Yeah. Oh, it does seem to only show me. Also, when you stagger him, I can hit him, right? There, everyone? Yeah. Already... A guy here, one moment. That's right. Lots of... Oh, shit. Still too close. I'm reloaded. I got him. I remember hating that about this game. It locks you in at the end of your shot, instead of letting you run away. Also, I missed on the electric thing, that was fine. Yeah, punch him. That was good damage. Blind you, yeah, just... La, la, la, la. My potpoyah. For a long time. All right, what's the next barrel? Over here. I gotta move. Yeah, we can just go around the corner and blow up these barrels. I was trying to stay in range of the barrel. Yeah, we'll just use this one. Also... Should I...? We got loads of... Okay. Is he staggered? I'm running back. Get that door open for me. If it doesn't slam... I think he's done. Oh, yeah, you're right. Wait. He's not done. He didn't drop any gold. I hate it when they do that. Feels mean. But all that work is enough. All right, I'm going to use the... The Hib combo. Oop, where are you? All right, we got the red herb down here. I was going to say, your own folds doesn't actually matter if I use it with you, right? Yeah, it doesn't. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. And I do not have a green to combine with the red, but the red's here if you need it. There's a green over here, actually. I don't have a green. How can we do that? This is the real game. Yeah, this is the hot pot where I have to figure out how to... You know, just take the green first. Yeah, I think you just might have to keep the green because if we don't have any space to... Like, a green is more useful than a red, technically. Yeah, like a red on its own is worthless. This is another red for the back, too, but... Oh, so lame. Look at this. Combine them. Yeah, we can't even do it with the moving stuff around, either. Oh, well, we sold your fourth with all of our... Four nine grenades. I want to make it 10. There's another one right here. Is it incendiary? Yeah. It's a frag. I can't hold it on the frag. I don't know where I can. Yes, you can. I had them backwards. I don't like missing out on a red herb, but the fact that there's two of them makes me think that, like, it won't be that bad. Get down. It's definitely... You know when you put stuff down? Does it just disappear? Unfortunately, yeah, I think so. It's one of those games. All right, yeah. Goodbye, red herb. I'll miss you. Wasn't anything down here, was they? No. Have fun ensuring complete total saturation. It's global. My goodness. Global saturation. The Outer Worlds is terribly written. One of the main quest lines is contradictory and the bad ending makes no sense. The dialogue is bad. The gameplay is mediocre at best. Oh, my God. Wait, that's... Outer Worlds, I don't know why it's... Yeah, they said Worlds. Yeah, World's Uppercorn is pretty meh. World's Uppercorn is pretty meh. We just, like, morphed into each other. It was terrifying, it was. I want to escape, but the corn is stopping me. I found out the corn. Wait a minute. Oh, another green herb that I can't combine with. It's just too hard. I wish we had a little, like, a little mule that came with us. We could just drop all the stuff on him. Yeah. I hear noises. Oh, this is the fucking part with the... Oh. See, they should totally drop something, even if it's one and weird. And they would in Resident Evil 4. They would. Oh, they... It's just rare, I guess. Or rare, uh... 100 N words. But this is the part... Hey, hey, Molly, that must have been Jim Crow. Heh heh heh. Ho ho! Heh heh heh! I don't like this bit, Ragnos. It's lame. We're gonna die more than once, because I don't know what the QTEs even are. On keyboard, I mean. Oh boy, here we go. I don't either. I just hate these parts of the game. Just play the cutscene. I don't care if I press the right buttons. They killed him. And then they're gonna kill me. Oh my God. Not here. It's Shadow of the Hedgehog. Oh, it's E. Did I get that? Oh, I did. They changed it as well. If you press the wrong one, you'll shoot the whole thing again. You know what? Because we can't actually shoot the chain like in a gameplay sequence. And you're shooting... Shoot them now while they're still. Ian, what? How did that work? I didn't even press anything. I guess as long as one of us does it? Well, we... Get tag teams. Like, there's one of us and there's another one of us. Well, it told me to press E in middle mouse button. I didn't mean to press middle mouse button. I pressed the button, so I guess it worked. Oh, wow. We're Delta Squad Team Seal Force 12. Oh, dude, look at this. Oh, that's so fucking cool. That is so cool. This is what I went from Resident Evil. Oh, no. Oh, no, my gut jam. How unfortunate that this has occurred for the first time ever. Wow, I hope that didn't go through and hit me. Remember that at the Uncle Henry? Yeah, that was like, wait, what? I'm a radical. Delta Team Captain Stone. Chris Redfield. Captain Stone. He's like, Chris Redfield. I'm from the other games. I trained under Josh. He taught me everything I know. Oh, that explains a lot. Yeah. Because she's very good. According to the data we retrieved from the hard drive. The hard drive. They confirm it's a hard drive. I don't know how you got this data to them. They sent it through the one kilobyte per second into that speed. It's like, we're just going to analyze this data when I have a physical hard drive in my hand. Well, this futuristic technology. Apparently, Mathematosis has done a review of Death Stranding. Interesting. I even know what's that. That's not Chris. Chris. Chris. Forget it. It's nothing. We did it. Wow, we got the same clear time again. We're just, we're in sync, man. We're on the same wavelength. Why do they call it enemies rooted? Like, why? Why do you just say? They're just like, killed. I don't think I've ever heard it referred to that way. Yeah, all right. Excellent. All right, now here comes the real game, as we've talked about. So you're definitely keeping on with the scorpion. I think I'm going to keep these three weapons, which leaves me one slot for ammo for each and two heels and then a grenade. I kind of see. I want to deposit two grenades of each type. I know, right? They're all stuck together. I think this is how I'll do it. Also, sell your goodies to upgrade your weapons. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, I want to sell all three of them. Also, I got to sell so many things. Hey, guys, just popping in while at work. Also, hello rags. Thumbs up for seven days to die and Brussels sprouts. Oh, man, you bet. What is it? Is something like a horde thing or? That might be a game that we could take a look at. So it's a really weird, like it seems super rough, but there's a lot of mechanics that go into it. But you basically you wander around and kill zombies, level up your character and collect gear and stuff. And it's got base building and you can grow some crops and things like that. It sounds like the most cliche game ever. But it's fun. I really like it. Yeah, like it kind of does what it does more than anyone else or like in a way that no one else really does. So I can get the. I don't know if I'm ahead of the game or not on this, but I can pick up the the M3 right now. But do they eventually give you a better shocker than that again? That depends on what you mean by better. So M3 is not the last one you unlock, but it is the most powerful. So I would recommend the M3 because with shotgun, you really want to get the power. You don't really need capacity and reload for shotguns. As long as you're careful with them. Yeah, you want to get power with the shotguns. I mean, power is good on everything, but in particular, it's good for shotguns because you want those shots to. One of these is my old one, a new one. That one's probably. I'm trying to separate my old game stuff from the new game stuff. So if I upgrade this and again, man, the upgrade system in this is so many upgrades for so little, but you just pack it all in, I guess. Yeah, yeah, a little lot of time, a little lot of time. You cannot upgrade further from now. Okay, capacity. Yeah, that's fine. That was for my pistol. You got the starter pistols while you're just upgrading capacity, right? Yeah, I'm taking a starter pistol and I'm upgrading a variety of things, but I'm keeping these trying to keep these three for the game because they are really big in a capacity. In fact, yeah, because it lets me hold so much so I can hold, so I can just hose down enemies if I need to, and I can hold a bunch. So, I don't think I can, yeah, but yeah, capacity on that. I'm going to keep a green cause, wait, can you hold multiple greens in one slot? No. Oh, fuck. Well, okay, fine. That's fine, yeah, I mean it's... Yeah, I'm going to drop that back in, actually just take one green on its own. I'm assuming we're going to find plenty of shit, basically. Yeah, I can't see what else I can do right now. I think this is good enough. Ooh, Hyalraggler. Hello. Ithaca shotgun, Reese's Choice Against Terminators. Ah, I knew I recognized that, yeah. What is the one yards in Terminator 1? Chris is modeled after Stallone in Dread and Daylight. Is that so? As the Resident Evil 7, sorry, as the Resident Evil 5 Resident Expert, some advice. Chris Sniper, Chevrolet shotgun, works best in the lower run. I'm assuming because of the different places they put us, but I think Ryze is way more suitable for Rifle and I'm way more suitable for shotgun. So, I'm sure we'll be fine. We're kind of dominating right now. Yeah, we're totally okay. If I guess we'll point where that's the only thing we can do to escape a situation, I'm sure. We can swap if we need it. Hyalraggledor, did you know that there is a movie tie-in to the Echo Game in development? Excitisms? I heard of it, but I'm worried that it won't have like good budget or anything, because it tie-in to a good, yet relatively unknown video game. Yeah, I'm never hopeful about those sorts of things. I'm always worried. I didn't read the rest of that, by the way, by accident. Also, please try to finish the game this time. I don't want to wait another year for you guys to finish it. As much as I love the game, it's the definition of average, five out of ten. I think it's better than... five out of ten. I think there's enough good things going for it. The problem is that its predecessor was Resident Evil 4. That is definitely a problem. Do I combine the greens, I guess, or do you want to hang on to the separate green? Actually, wait, I'll just hang on to it for now. I'll do it as well, yeah. We will make the choice later. Yeah, Me and Metal played this to halfway through a year ago on his stream, so I'm guessing he doesn't want a flashback of that. But you know what? The journey is what's fun. It doesn't have to be that we complete it. Think of the journey. Yeah, thank you. Forza Donession. Back in the military days, we were not allowed to have our trigger finger covered. Those kinds of gloves were more common than not. Interesting, I've literally never seen them outside of this. Is that because your fingers are more likely to slip versus a gloved finger, I guess? Well, maybe because it just lets you have better trigger control. Like you could feel the trigger better. Or maybe it's that just in case the trigger guard is small enough to where the gloved finger can't fit through it. Noice. Damn, that's an African wild dog. Look out behind you. Oh, he gave up eventually. Kind of whistle at demon dogs. It's going to confuse them. Keep your eyes peeled. Hold up, let me hit it. Oh. That second one died from one head shot, so that's something to keep in mind. Yes. Oh, behind us. If it seemed that there are angry people around here. Hey, we took some damage. Yeah, we did because we got ambushed in that little... That sounds like a really... Here, let me hit it. Noice. Yeah. Because some enemies are a little bullet sinky. Like they take a lot more than you expect. Yeah, you just have to just flat out out damage him. You can't like punch him, somersault him, knife him. You just have to flat out through damage. Yeah. Don't hit me. So, where are you is? Up there? Boom. Did he drop anything? Oh, he did. Fuck. Oh, hello. There's another one over there. Got him. You got that, right? Yeah, I get it. It's just annoying. We're just going to go grab what he dropped. He's coming your way. Fucking shells. Um, what's mine been so relooking? You... I've got rifle ammo. I'm standing on shock and I can't pick up and I could use one of the greens to give us both a health boost. So, if you want to... Yeah, I'm coming. Run our bike. Where is the way up? Is it up here? There we go. Delicious. Lovely. Now, should I use the... Just a single green, I guess? That makes the most sense. Um, yeah, let's try that out. There we go. Yeah, that was... Oh my god, resource management. So awesome. It honestly is the other, like, section of what you would call gameplay. It's just like logic puzzles all the time. Yeah, you want to get the most out of what you need and you have to decide what's more valuable than the other. Oh, I think we have to go up on the trains. Is that a buggy? It's a treasure. Did you pick up a bug? Jewel bug. Play Lost Planet 2 for eFap gaming. It's great. Lost Planet 2. That's a name I have not heard in a long time. Oh, we got top. We got us a trap. Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. Wait, can I grab that? Oh man. Hi. Wait, what? Oh, I want it. Oh, I guess. All right. Well, if there were time to heal, do you reckon we should use... I'll use the full one, because that'll take care of both of us. Yeah. See, if we had a mule, we'd still be full everything. Ash tag, where's my mule? Hi, Rex. Hey. Still planning on sending you something, but cool weather is messing with the epox that I use. Your PO box still good? Uh, yeah. As far as I know, it should be A-OK. But I can double... In fact, I'll double check that tomorrow. Oh, that was a greener. Hmm. You can go from H-Drawl as well with it, but it should be. Oh. Um, I guess... You want to hold it or should I? Well, I don't know. Which one's better right now? Um, I guess it depends on the kinds of enemies. Well, the machine gun is more for... It's a bit multi-purpose, but it's really good for taking out like, person enemies, because you could... For very cheap, like... I think we get person enemies in this, but I don't think we get dogs. I think so, too. Better. Ooh. Right. Uh, I guess... I'll give you... You'll be able to get close to sex. Yes. Hello. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Also, yeah. Okay. Oh, I think something spooky is going to happen in here. Oh, my God. Oh, I can stomp him if you show me. Get closer, maybe. I can hit the Plargus. Mola or Rags. Ever play any of the Shantae... Shanti games? Shantae games? To chat. Don't buy the Xbox Elite Series 2 controller. It's fragile and overpriced. Huh. I've never played those. I don't even recognize the name, which is rare. Oh, fucking beating up Shanti. That's what they called you Shantae. Shanti? My name is Shanae, Ney. You can do it, shovel. Fuck him up. Oh, two flashes. So, yeah. What I'm going to do is I'm going to... Oh, we got baddies. Oh, we got a baddie. Yeah, there we go. Oh. Forts. Oh, why hit me? Wow. Whoa, fucking hell. Four rifle shots to kill that damn thing. Fucking hell. And I have upgraded this thing a fair amount. I like how I can pick stuff up while holding the lantern, but I can't give you stuff while holding the lantern. All right, Tick. Yeah, pick up those flash grenades. They insta-kill, um, stupid head things, right? Oh, I see that. That's probably what we were supposed to use back at that moment. You know, tutorial-wise, I suppose. I don't know, maybe. All right, hang on. Let me look at my... Fucking hell, I really am Grenade-man. Ah, I seek it. It's nice that they've managed to maintain this bridge. Oh, we should get a hit from behind as well. Wait, how do I get this down? Of course, back up. Yeah, there's nothing behind us yet, so... How do I... Wow. Yeah, just swap to a weapon. All right, we shoot this big boy. There's two of them, great. Use your... Well, actually, no. Not this time. Yeah, I've already sort of committed with them. That's all right. Ah. I don't want your wrench at me. I don't want that. There's one right here. Man, they've been spamming those head ones, surprising that these two didn't have them. Machine-gun ammo? Man, look, it's a lantern. It's just like amnesia. Tell you what, let me give you... Come here, walk to me. Oh, my God, snacks. Oh, wow. Egg white. Mizzle, eat that. Yeah. Oh, I can't unfold. All right, so what I'll do is I'll use... I can use a single herb. Yes. Pick this up. Yummy. And Ganamo and Chakanamo. Excellent. All right, good stuff. And there's another bit by here. More amnesia. What's in the box? What's in the box? Do you want that? I'm topped off. Oh, I can hear him. Oh, look, he's... Look at him. I'm so fucking ready, dude. I'm gonna fuck him up. I've been training for this. I've been sitting here in the fucking pitch black darkness for so long. Oh, God. They're cheating. The music makes me think they're gonna send more to us than they actually do. Yeah, there's hand-ganamo here. Dude, they are. Wow, okay. So what I'm gonna do is... How much is left? Eat the egg? Two. Um, yeah, I can do that. I don't think you eat that much. Yum. Sweet. I like some egg. Especially in a place like this, if you find an egg, you know it's good for you. It represents life. Fresh right out of that snake's ass. Wait, what's back here? What's back in this direction? There's a skull here. Where's this... Ooh. How about it? All the stuff we're not gonna be able to pick up. Maybe. What is it? Chest. It's probably got a valuable tism. Ooh, a diamond. Yeah, it's probably an upgrade right there. That'll sell well. Chris, don't we have more important things? He's like, that'll sell well, Shava. Remember what I was telling you about capitalism? I guess I'll put our little light source by here. Yeah, I don't think we need it anymore. Well, I mean, just because I think this is a... You're gonna pull that and then we're gonna get attacked. The thing. Oh. I think you go to the other side of it. You then get attacked? Do I get attacked? Oh, behind you. Oh! Yep. Fuck, I can't shoot through it. I guess I'll just try and find a way to help you. I'm all good. What is the way to get you out of there? Look for one of, uh... Oh. That is probably Kiwi. Shava, come on! Come on! Come on! It's like, fuck you, Chris. I can't crouch. Oh, the zombies can't get through him. Oh. Can I knife him? You can. And if they drop stuff, we can just reopen them. Yeah, he's so confused. He's, how are you slashing? I don't understand. There's no enemy gameplay. Fatus. This dude's face is cut. Damn. We did it. We did it. We beat the game. This is just so good at this one. Okay, I think this is where we see this new enemy type and you don't want them to get anywhere near you. Are the dynamite ones? No, the... Oh, no, I'm thinking about a different part. You're all good. You got your rifle working up here. I'm going to try and get to a cave of some kind. Oh man, they are everywhere. Excuse me, sir. Woof. Yeah, just don't hesitate to run around. Oh, they're coming behind us too. Yeah, I'm going to run. Yeah, just run. Oh, okay. It's like the exit. Oh, I found the perfect bottleneck. Maybe. Oh, no, no, I was lying. Oh, this is still nice. Why? I'm going to stomp your mate. Do you want to come? Okay, what? They can survive a stomping via the special head dudes. Yeah, this guy. You all right? Yeah, I'm all right. Lots of toxic masculinity down there. Why is there always that? But Chris, I need you to lessen. You know, I also get outraged when the special head dudes don't drop anything. Oh, you did? Okay. I forgive you. I kept this dynamite thrown guy alive because nine times out of 10. He's helping me. I more they help you more than the fact that earlier they keep it like three dudes. Oh my God, I found a skull. Oh, a grenade. Maybe I've got max grenades. All right, he served his usefulness to its end. I think we kind of did it. Yeah, I think there's a bowman somewhere. Oh, there was one, but there I killed him. But it feels bad, man. I want to hold the grenades. They offer me, but I'm just got so many. Anything floating around on the ammo wise. Oh, there's a grenade, a flash grenade on me. Come and grab this. Oh, yeah, you're cool. Shova, I'm coming. Shova, come on. Oh, this could have been a place we could like, we could have. Yeah, yeah. A bit dangerous, though, the dynamite throwers. I don't know if you could have thrown up in there. Yeah, I think we'd be okay. All right, I think we nailed it. Time to progress the video game. Ah, EFAP gaming is on. This should be fan. Shova is a war cry for race mixing. It's the orphans thing all over again. All right, use your red and green to top us both off and then take this. Yeah. Wait, what's better? One grenade or one green herb? Oh, what kind of grenade? Frag. I'd probably say a frag. I think so, too. And an ammo here. You can probably come and grab it. Yep, one moment. Wait, wasn't there? Oh, did you pick up a frag by here? No, I have no frags. You're a grenadier in chief. Or you will just assume that I must have picked it up. Whatever. I've kind of got 12. We've got a good set up here where you've got all these explosives in the shotgun. Yeah, I feel like together there's no one we can't murder. This music is making me... Oh, it's because there's two dudes with crossbows up here we haven't done yet. Oh, where? Are they back here? No, I can't even shoot them to the wall. Is that guy holding dynamite? He is. If I can just buy the thing. I know in Resident Evil 4 the moment they let go of the dynamite, the hitbox becomes far more generous. Hey, look, the two dudes. Well, another one, my good man. He died. There's loads of flesh everywhere. It's beautiful. It's a flesh fountain. Why is the music still on? We're just like bad guys, are they? Oh, we're going up. That's good. Oh my god. I remember this path. I remember. Royce Lamo over here. Great. I hear that I cannot hold. Is there anything more depressing in life? I don't think so. An urban old-able. It's a terrible thing. I feel like once we enter this... Oh, you know, there we go. Goodbye, Herb. I miss you. Bye. Oh, fuck. Look, you must be Irving. Wow. You think this is a joke? You're just like all the other pieces of scum terrorists. Oh, my name is John. Drop the weapon. This was their weird attempt to try and do Salazar again. I think so, yeah. Because you fight him on the boat, don't you? Oh my god. Quick, jump out the window. Oh my god. It is slow-mo of her crashing through the window. I recognize that shin anyway. That's clear red field. That's Abraham Lincoln. That needs to be a twist in the next Resident Evil. Abraham Lincoln's... Oh, god. Twenty years ago. You know, the big spooky dude in the black coat kind of looks like Abraham Lincoln from a really weird lens. Well, you could always... You could ask him and he can't tell a lie. Maybe he could just delay answering. But what is an identity really? Maybe they have a hard drive. A hard drive that I can upload to the cloud using my biceps. My god. It's people. Yeah, we do end up going there. That's re-massacre of the natives. Yeah, we need a drag. That's kind of cool. Drag-on's pretty cool. I might... Yeah, I'll drop... Anyone to worry about is the dude on the minigun. He's down for now, but who knows what will happen in the future. Oh, he just appeared in front of me. This guy just appeared in front of me. He stabbed him in his foot. Oh my god. Another dude. Stop. As soon as I get on that minigun, it becomes no fun. Yeah, I'm just trying to stop him from getting on it. As soon as they get on it, we can't like walk around this place anymore. It's just constant gloops. I slathered you with herb juices. What's this? Oh, hello. Don't do the thing. Oh, good boy. We have a lot of n-words we can use to trigger them. True shipper chatter. It's my spoopy birthday. Oh, hello, rags. Oh, hi. And have a happy birthday. A happy, scary birthday. Happy that you're here to have a birthday. So I think we can progress. There's just one in the back with a shovel, but I'm going to keep my, uh, here. I got my dragon off. It's not as stable as this one is, though. Or maybe it is. I don't know. I don't know. The bolt action is kind of sexy. And it is the most damage per shot. So I may keep it. Decisions, decisions. There is an hand grenade. I'm maxed out. Yeah, I don't want to sacrifice anything for it. All right. Nor is there a place for me to chuck it. Blow the locals. Locals. I found us a lovely little gem. Oh, same problem again. I've got a green herb and there's a red herb, but I can't use it. Oh, more guy. Man, he was, it's not having a good day. Are we allowed to use this? Use a lot. It only goes to that amount. Lame. Interested in doing an EFAP gaming for Minecraft? I don't know. What would we do on Minecraft? Don't know. I don't know. I mean, as good as that game is, I don't know if it would be like ideal for us to do stuff. Maybe, maybe, but I don't know. Never. Oh, I think there's something to shoot out of the wall by the way. At the top of the ladder. And I can't get it from me. All right. Whoa. What's? Sound you're going. Nice. Ruggles. You once put a boob limit on sexiness. At what point does muscle on a woman make her less appealing? Also, high scary mask person. Hello. Um, I don't know. I mean, there is a limit to where it stops becoming attractive. Supplies to, like, everything on every one, by the way. Like, any too much of something is, you know, I just shot. Uh, where were you? I think I should. Okay, Dad. Huh? You got a thing you shot? Yeah, yeah. It's something I have to, like, prop you up to get. Also, are you able to pick that up? I can pick one more. Max out. Well, yeah. There's nothing much we could do. Probably, like, what the hell? Yeah. Checkpoint. Yeah, see the broken ladder? There's a thing to pick up. Isn't this scary? Yeah. It just seems more like an action puzzle, doesn't it? Puzzle is. Just in the sense of all sort of action games, you're like, who do we attack first? Where do we go first? Oh, hello. Let's take care of that first. It's yelling. Uh-oh. Ooh. Nice. Nope, high frames. So I've got shotgun ammo here. I guess you can get in from the top. Yeah, I'm just going to go the long way, I guess. Got some people behind you. Oh my god, how many are they? Should I just keep going up? I mean, yes. Gentleman. Dude, everyone has dynamite. Fuck, did it again. That was cash. I think I was grabbed and another one just threw a dynamite at both of us and it didn't do anything to me and kill the zombie on me. Maybe if you were in that animation, you got the eye frames or the druggling. Which means it's time for a boss fight. Indeedy-doo. There should be some mines that we pick up. So I'm going to use this. Yeah, that's a good idea. And yeah, I guess I'll try and be minemen. A miner? Come on. A moindah. Okay, come on. I won't be able to move this by myself. Wait, how do I? Over here? Yeah. Oh, brilliant. We did it. God, we had the cut scene and it's falling. Oh, what? I just got rid of you. Well, we've got a herb here that I guess I can pick up. But should I just use it? I mean, I'm going to be picking up mines in a second. So fuck it. Just to edge out those little, little, little bits. Totally worth. Here we go, shovel. Oh, no. Braggleton. Well, that could mean my internet's down. I hope not, though. Rorgs? You alive? I have been disconnected from the collective. It says he's offline on Discord, so now I'm all worried. Right when we get a boss fight. Can you believe it? Can you, Adam, and believe it? I don't even know how this works. Like, is he booed from the game? I hope he's still on his team. Can we pause the game? Okay, Rags is still in game. It's just Discord. So, oh, balls. I can't even tell him that I'm collecting bombs. God, mind me. Big scary monster. Sorry, guys. We will get Discord back online as soon as we go. Best time to reload. Stop ringing at me. Collect the shit in that area. Oh, my God. Look at Grisco. He'll be back. Man, there's things to collect in the area, though. You seriously, like, the one time we need to pause is going to be the one time that we can't? Oh, there's a pause. All right. Let's get this sorted out, shall we? Yeah, I guess my Discord just crashed. Oh. I like how we nailed it anyway. Oh, yeah. And then you got to have that super cool slow-mo. I'm going to shoot him. I'm doing my pistol and really killing it. The thing got dilated. I'm actually upset that I didn't collect everything in the area because I forgot that they just cut you off. Ah, yeah. Makes me sad. I didn't even think about it. I decided to dump a bunch of my machine gun rounds into it so I could start picking some up. Oh, all right. Yeah, so not bad. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Here we go. So I'll just save the proximity bombs. I don't even know when I use them next. Is it literally just like a boss item? Good old proximity. The old. There's going to be an option to sell all treasures. Oh, there it is. V, sell all. Oh, that's a thing. Fuck. There it is. It was right there. And then I didn't even say thank you, game. You did good. You did good. Yeah, that's about it. All right. Let's upgrade critical strike. First strike. We have great amount of money. Oh, man. Well, yeah, I'm already good to go, I think. Dis upgrade. And they're going to do this. Actually, no. In before rags leaves EFAP due to running out of all of his remaining shits to give. What? I don't know. I don't know what that means. I love EFAP and I'm really, really, really enjoying the community and all that stuff. So I mean, he would have to simultaneously be bored of media and talking about it, which I really don't see happening. Also, yeah, I don't know. Please, for all of our sakes, don't make Jay the replacement host. What? What is we talking about? What? Yeah, what's going on here? Why would we be doing this if rags had no shit? Yeah. I have no idea where this came from. I love, yeah, I like EFAP a whole lot. I like the community and it's all right. But yeah, I'll put up with them for a time being, please. If we're playing Resil 5, then yeah. Oh, yeah. How would you rate this as an action game since its horror element is basically non-existent? It's all right. It's all right. Yeah. It's all right. That's okay. Let me go top off my drinklage and I'll be right back. Very well. I think we're able to stay on top of Super Chorms for this stream. I'm going to try and do some Super Chorms for past EFAPs. I will pop it in the title for people as well. So EFAP 103, I think the first one we'll do is EFAP gaming fives ones. I'll knock them out. They're the most suitable, I'd say, all the Among Us ones. Yeah, so that's all set up. I will make my way through those so that we can catch up some stuff. And also for anyone wondering, I do not know how long we'll be streaming this for. I have no idea. I don't remember how long me and Metal did it for. Hey James, how far did me and Metal get? Do you remember? Doth thou remume bread? Also yeah, what a silly thing to say. If Rags leaves, we're replacing him with John. That was the deal. John is waiting. Like yeah, I could totally do it. Let me in, coach. Mewchly, which is the funniest? Angel season five, episode five. Buffy season seven, episode six. Or Angel season two, episode 17. Or none of them. Interesting choices. The funniest episode of both shows is easily Smile Time. Smile Time destroys for funnies. But I also like Triangle and Something Blue and A New Man. Funny, funny, funny episodes. A lot of the comedy is just mixed in with what is a main drama story. So yeah, hopefully that's the answer you're looking for. What a bunch of loss-ners. I just, that sounds like nonsense. I don't understand that statement. What's with penis super guy and the boys? Why? Because it's really funny. And if you didn't laugh at it, you're a prude. That's what, but yeah, we found the penis guy to just be like, I don't know, edgy because funny. It's just like, well, he's got a giant penis and he strangles people. I've heard a lot of people say like, ah, but it's in the comics. It's like, okay, that's great. I'm very proud of them for having that in the comics. That's great. It's very amusing. Anybody who's a debused is clearly a prude. You were literally going to start the swamp area where it was going to get super racist. Oh, darn. Hopefully we can get there this time around. I pull up to your wifey's residence and give her the oogley boogley. My God. How could you? Eggman nukes the moon, launches copy of the sun into earth, enslaves the entire population of earth, summons three elder gods, makes time machine and theme park. Bowser is a pussy compared to Eggster. I think we all know the actual answer. Eggman wants to be as cool as Bowser. Bowser's a chat. I'm saying it. It's just true. Huh? This is super chat about how Eggman is clearly better than Bowser. And it's like, what? No, Eggman's lame. Eggman apparently nuked the moon and he launched a copy of the sun into earth while enslaving the entire population while summoning three elder gods. And it's like, how is that as cool as Bowser? How? Bowser is so fucking cool. Who's eating the castle Bowser makes? I would love to hang out in Bowser's castles. Like they're just so, they're so warm and homely. Yeah. And plus he's always ready to go go karting. Listen and play party games. And you know that the Sonic go karting type games is like Eggman would be the stick in the mud. He'd be like, these cars aren't good enough. He'd be like a naysayer in the audience on one particular level that nobody likes in the background. But Bowser, Bowser loves his kids, right? He is always spending quality family time with, you know, people. Yeah, that's all I'll say. But I mean, man, talk about fucking top tier grade A daddy material. Bowser, man. High five, Bowser. Eggman is just lame. He's just also clearly doesn't take care of himself. How does the alternators magazine work in TF2? So I'm more familiar with the alternator and apex legends. So I think you're pretty much based on it. But that gun doesn't make any sense. However, the magazine isn't what's the issue with it. You can have a, you can have a magazine where you have a, I guess the way it would work is that you can have two different bolts that will pull from the same magazine. Oh no. The issue with the alternator is that in apex legends, you can get a barrel extender for it. But as far as I know, when you put like a barrel stabilizer, Hold on. Do you have to tap the or hold the belt? Oh, I guess you have to tap. Okay. But, um, yeah, because there's a barrel stabilizer you can put on the alternator, because the alternator has two barrels and it has two. It's dumb, it doesn't make any sense. Fucking game has gotten really loud all of a sudden. Maybe it's all with, oh, to the right. The block is coming. Fuck off the driver. Oh my God. Oh, it's not on fire. I got an achievement. Drive by. We did it. We beat racism. What are you shooting? I'm shooting a minigun. Do we do it that time? I think so, yeah. Um, I got like the LMG version of the AK. I don't know what the name is. Ah, oh, a PKM. Or a passion egg. I can't even shoot those guys at the park. Dude, how many zombies? In motorcycles. Like they really, they knew this was going to happen. They accounted for it. Whenever is it worth it to shoot them off or to shoot the motorcycle? I assume them. Also, where do they get all these motorcycles? It's crazy. There's like a hundred in this level. Indeed. I see. We did it. Just move in full 360. That would be great. So many vehicles. Resident Evil. Like it just seems as though these guys were all waiting somewhere. And they were like, if ever the enemy is in a car with miniguns and shit, then we need you to go. That's when you guys chase after them with your motorcycles and throw like sickles at them. Oh, no. Hey, we got a checkpoint. Oh, we fight El Gigante knockoff in a bit, don't we? That's correct. It's a really weird boss fight. Because you can't move at all and yet you still kind of beat him. It's like, how? One of them is just standing around on the back with a sickle over his shoulder. Oh, I overheated. Wait, was that them or us? Oh, that was them. That was totally them. Man, it got dark. We've been doing this for a long time. Yeah. I'm glad we have like unlimited bullets. Oh, yeah. Do something. Fuck them up. Like you have constantly firing. Yeah, I can't fire anymore. Get the speed upgrade. Oh, hello. Zombies driving bikes. What will they do next? This is so dumb. This is fucking dumb. It's so weird. Oh, no. Oh, no. But no, that's not how that works. They did this a drastic. What are they going to do? Are they going to try to follow or? Oh, okay. Yeah, or it just magically lifts off. Yeah, somehow without a ramp. You need a pretty gnarly ramp to lift up a vehicle. Oh, same. By the way, since we're I'm going to try and catch up on the last eFap gaming super chats because we didn't manage to get to all of them. So we'll just I'll just involve them in the in the song. No, everyone's dead again. Beta team or Omega team. Oh, no. They're a bunch of a bunch of betas. They got killed. If this was Alpha Chad squad. If this was Chad squad. Well, remember, wasn't Alpha Squad already killed? Yeah, well, they weren't Chad's. They were very not Alpha. Zell is big monster. This feels like they only threw it in because it was in residual force. Man, you could have reacted a little faster to the giant noises. Oh, I guess he's dead. I wonder if it hurt to step on somebody with their bones. Like if one of them stood up a bit, went through your foot and like, ah, where'd you go? Yeah, where you is? Oh, why didn't you hit that one? Let's put it necessarily crisp. But okay. Whoa, you got a mouth on you. It's just like, I remember this fight being really shit. It's just hit his face until a red goop comes out. Right. And of course, stop shooting every time you need the other heat. Oh, okay. It was Ian middle mouse button. That was a fucking weird combo. We shoot the barrel next. Shoot off the las placas. Where you going? Oh, no, a boulder. Shoot the boulder, I guess. Oh, all right. He just gets killed by the barrel. I pressed the thing. Oh, there's dudes now. Okay. Oh, and Ian locks his super weak spot. Now that is a trap. I don't know where it all goes. Maybe it's very dense in there. Very, very densely packed. We're going to be true bad, man. I got Ian middle mouse button again. Fuck. Is this boss fight? Man, there's a lot of weak spots this time, huh? The shooting the boulder actually break it. I think so. Yeah. Okay. Oh boy. I guess we're gonna have a dodge thingy here. Yeah. He's like, I'm always so close. Maybe if I just commit. Like, there are many guns or shit. I don't even know what he does. Yeah, it's something. It's like a quake shock wave. Oh, geez. Oh, man. It seems to have taken a lot of work to tie those dudes to your belt. Yeah, he had help. Imagine him. Yo, dude. We're going to make some sick decorations for your belt, man. Just hold still. Oh, it's like all of a sudden I get knitting. You just get really old. We had to get a goat on him, too. Rest in peace, guy who drove us. Sweet. Look at all the free machine gun ammo. Grab their stuff. Fuck the rest of them. Are you, Josh? I have to do this. You can still back out. And do what? Back out. How do these fucks, man? Out. We should both get the hell out of here. I'm not here just for the mission. What are you talking about? You're from my partner. A while back, I received some intel that my old partner was still alive. First, I didn't know what to think. But when I saw the data file from Delta Team, I knew for sure. Jill is still alive. That's wasn't in the top. Jill? Like the pickle? Sure. Sure. Uh. Like, first of all, what do you want, Chris? Look at how big his fucking arms is. Jesus Christ. I'm so afraid. Jesus Christ. Fuckin' hell, man. Do you remember Chris? What you said? We stick together. We're partners. Development. Flags? What? No, I just like zombies. They're people. I'm a zombie, too, but I'm a nice zombie. You gotta find all the nice ones to save them. I know the game's too quiet, but it's too loud when it goes to action packedisms and I can't change the volume right now. Also, don't worry too much about not getting the audio for these incredible cutscenes. You got the subtitles, guys. You could absorb the incredible writing. All righty then. We did it. Oh my. 70% accuracy is an S-rank. Okay. 71 point. Yeah, I guess. It seems a little generous to be, but okay. Yes. Okay. I don't think anything changed it in terms of resources, so. Yeah, I don't think so. Well, 71% is very impressive if you're playing a first person shooter against human opponents who are actively trying to not get shot, but in a game like this where enemies are just slowly walking towards you, waiting to be shot, practically begging for it, then, uh, raise. She fell into a massive jar of pickles. If I hit escape, do I get to change the options or do I get to skip the cutscene? Oh, it does nothing. Okay. Yo, what up? It is high. Hello, Chris. Don't explain what the hell's happening. Nope. He's a super soldierman. He's a super mega soldier man. He has a mega strain of the T. Well, this is a classic example, by the way, of the thing that happens in media where she tackles him out the window instead of just pushing him out. Yeah. Like she chooses to take him out with herself for no reason. I'm pretty sure it is, anyway. Oh no. Oh no, the table. That was the Spencer's lifelong table heirloom. So much wood got taken off the table when he scraped it, man. It scraped the finish and everything. Yeah, she tackles him out instead of just pushing. Like if you barge into someone, that's all you need to do. Also, he can teleport, so he can just teleport back in, right? I don't know if that's super speed or teleporting, I couldn't tell. That could be super speed. All right, back there, you said you were sure. Yeah. Boy Scouts of America of America? Oh well. Boy Scouts of American Americans. Because there are other kinds of Americans. My god. I miss the T virus down in Africa. And someone has to pay for that. So you join the PSAA. There's only so much one person can do. True, Shaver. Even a superhero like. No superhero. Have you seen your arms, Chris? That's one of those, that's one of those lines. I'm no superhero. I guess. Chris, no way, that's a field. Molly, you do know that tackling using your body weight is stronger than pushing someone, right? Thank you for really engaging with what I said. It reminds me of the fucking wood thing where I was like, I'm not sure you can get PSA by that. I was like, Molly, you do know that someone can get hit by wood, right? Thank you. You'd be surprised what a barge can do. PSA is an instant message. Wait, what? From the evidence gathered thus far, it would appear that most of Delta team was wiped out between the time they requested backup and the time we reached the area. One of their beacons was still transmitting an active signal. So we moved to intercept due to the possibility of survivors. While en route, the beacons' transmission ceased. Judging by the last transmission, the beacons should be just ahead of our current position. There is a sealed door currently blocking our route so infiltration may prove difficult. There's a sealed door. Like these people, these primitive-ass tribal people, could build a door that you couldn't get through. Dude, tribal zombies, okay? Trombies. Trombonios. So, we're going back on our little scooter? Is that how this works? Yeah, we're going to check out all the little places to go, all the little flisms. I'm so excited. Oh, I've got a driver. So, go left. Yeah, just hug the left wall. We'll just do one thing at a time. We'll get back one day at a time. Is this anything? In here, yeah. Yeah, all these places have stuff in them. We're going to do this. Okay, all right. Completionist slow run. Well, time for us to colonize another area. Oh, this is a whole area itself, right? Yep. To middle? Yeah, I'll just do middle. Let's go in. I hope everyone here is friendly. I don't see nobody. I guess we're safe. Is there a landing pad over here? Oh, there's an herb over there. Wait, wait. Oh. Maybe if you get me close, I can grab it. I can, yes. We have obtained the herb. We'll see if we can get a red one here. Now that we have room for it. I guess the entrance must be over here. My goodness, how convoluted. Yay. I hope no zombies randomly spawn and attack us. That would be unfortunate. Oh yeah. I can't imagine where they'd be hiding. Someone actually super chat while we're playing among us that you can sabotage because that was something I just wasn't doing even when I was the imposter. And yet my success rate was still high. Explain that, scientists. Double herb power. Maybe it gets out of that one a normal way. Oh, there's a third green herb. You might. I guess we'll see because I've got a double green. Uh-oh. That's going to sell for the zombies, isn't it? Yep. Oh. All right then. That's what they want to see. Yep. Oh. More people. They were holding their breath underwater. Oh, thanks, game. I really love it when you do that. Ah, they're throwing spears. You might even say they're chucking them. It's a very offensive video game. This part of the game is kind of fucking absurd, isn't it? It's a little bit, but it's kind of, it's, you know. You can tell they want to go for like a style as in like, you're in this area and so you see these things. Oh, ooh. Another one here. Whoa. Damn, that hurt. Fucking asshole. I don't like this. I don't like this one bit. I don't know how he just missed me, but he did. Once this fight is over, maybe use your first aid spray. Oh, maybe double green, actually, I'm not sure. Yeah, we'll see if I can, I can take up front because I can tank another hit. Nice. Shocking ammo here. Yeah, those shield guys, I can shoot through their shields because, you know, modern technology. So, um, damn it, our shields can't defend us from sniper rifles. But the witch doctor explicitly said that the spell would protect me from these bang guns that these outsiders are using. What is this sorcery? Clearly you just didn't believe enough. Obingo. Classic Obingo. Oh, that's Obingo, man. He's always put, man, you'll buy anything that witch doctor's selling. Oh, another thingy. What are these other fours? Something like that. But all these areas have like treasures and goodies. So I always do them all on the playthroughs. I guess we've cleared the whole place. I think so. I think this one's all set, yeah. So about the health. Yeah. Double green or? Hi. Yeah, I'm going to use a double green. Yeah, that's a good one. All right. Shova. Go, hurry. Hurry. Happy bee day tomorrow, boomla. Hi, Jay. Kick rags. Oh, no. Nope. Oh, no. God, it was all backwards. When the highest votes tie, known as ejected, that includes tying with the skip button. Also, remember, if you don't vote, you don't count. Oh, oh my. Didn't see that coming. Um, well, I guess I'm shooting. You just have to kill them all to get out of your room. Are you can just, can you just fucking leave? I don't know. Because they kind of locked off the, oh wait, they locked behind us. We could just go forward. Yeah, I think so. Oh, no, a little. Okay. Oof. Got to hit that guy. Maybe. Oh my God, they're throwing explosives. Guys, this is dangerous. All right. Why did you just had to kill that one, dude? Why do you need a cutscene for that? Just put them down. I'm not blind. You got to have a cutscene. Oh, no. I feel like if I run into them, they explode. I don't know. We did it. Feel like we could just leave. Let's see it. Goodbye. If you guys catch up to us, we'll deal with you. All right. Um, I guess go to this place now. Yeah. This one looks like a short one. Oh, this is the end part. This is the door. Okay. Slate map. How do I access Slate map? Oh, it's M. Ah. Let's go to the top left place. You see it's so simple. What do I miss? Who was hacked? High rags, high everyone. Hello. Hello there. Oh, maybe we can go over here. It's a shipwreck. Who knows what's on here? It could be. I don't know. I can't remember. Oh, what's this? What is this? Yes, a jewel beetle thingy. Oh, that's a weapon. I bet. But which one? An RPG. Oh. Yeah. What I'm going to do is I'm going to give you this. And this. And I'm going to keep this thing. If this is anything like the other one. Single use, right? But it's like an insta-boss kill. As far as I know, yeah. That'd be useful. I don't know where the next boss is. I'm going to colonize these people. I'm going to colonize the fuck out of their RPGs. With our RPGs. Our gut. Yeah, just go up to the left. Do you want to go to the middle bit last? Yeah, we can do the middle bit last up and left. I got to go around this way. Oh, you see how it's done. Sneaky little bonus area. I see you. Intensive care unit. You can't have a good mystery story if people don't act stupid. Argument rises again. Not even sure what that's referencing. Yeah. Sure. There's some people who believe it. Like patchbox. Yes. Machine gun. Oh, gold. Oh, what's this? Instructions on how to play the game. Have a look. Wow, they were advanced. Shooting an enemy that will give you an opening to get closeness. Really? This is what I'm telling us this. Wow. Nice. Thanks, game. That's really handy. Thanks for letting us know. Better late than never, I suppose. I feel like a little bit late, but yeah, okay. Oh, I remember. There's a whole bunch of tisms in this, but if memory serves, I associate it with hardness, but probably was on the hardest difficulty. So. Okay. Oh, there's a chimkin. I'm going to kill it. Wait. Drop an egg, you bitch. We'll let them live so that they will lay them. Like there's one right here. Was that how it works? I forgot to kill them. Nope. Interesting. Do you want to grab that one? No. I will, yeah. I can't remember the difference. I think golden eggs give you like full health, right? Yeah. I'm going to smoke some pot here. Ooh, we're going to activate a cutscene by going in here. I think we will. Let's see. I'm thinking so. What have we got up there? Let's plan a... Hmm. Delicious. Glad I actually got a notification for this one, watching the whole thing live. High rags and mollusks. Hey. Your critiques are poor. True. The corners of crit... I think it's once you grab the thing. I'm almost certain that does set them off sometimes. It's like, hey, our sacred item, you can't just go grabbing that. We only stop people after they've grabbed it, because innocent until proven guilty after all. Like I can remember this. We have a highly advanced... Oh, am I going to lift you up there? Oh, no, you're going to... No. Because she was doing the... I guess they just recycled the pose for the model. I don't even know where a good place to be is. Oh, God. Oh, see? Oh, my goodness. See, while they're moving, I could get into the... Oh, look at the chicken. They're like, ah, shit. What's happening? Look at my shotgun. Oh, my. Oh, gotcha, bitch. Who is the headmask one? More powerful? Oh, I don't know. I think he's just a little bit tough. I cannot see you from there. I'm just going to try and... I just want to try and get to a place with a bottle neck, basically. Fucking hell, that's sway. Hey, I don't remember using incendiary grenades. Oh, no, it was on the big boss dude, wasn't it? I remember. Come get me, boy. Oh. Oh, we got more. Alright, shield boys. Shield laddies. What is he climbing over? Don't come behind me, right? Oh, there's a thing there. Grab that lid. No, we got a... Oh, shit, that's a... That's a chungus. Don't let him get close to you. You will eat me whole. Okay, I think I might get very scared of this one. I'm going to jump off of it. Oops, I didn't mean to jump down. You okay? You can shoot as like an asshole, right? You shoot the guts. Yeah. Dead? Looks like it. Nope, he's still up. He's still going. Wow, I shot this guy in the head and he just... What's he doing? Oh, okay. He just... Really? That's dead now, right? No, he's not dead. Wow. Are we supposed to be using a particular weapon or something? Yeah. Maybe a flash grenade would have been good on him. I don't know. Yeah, we'll see if those work and auto kill him next time. Those things are fucking tanky. Ah, another incendiary. Yeah, I mean, may as well use these grenades at some point, right? Did you go up here? No, I didn't. Yes, that's a good call. Nice suit. Atrecia? Yeah, we're just stealing everything from these people. They don't need it as much as we do. We're saving the world, don't you know? From Las Blagas. Mola, listen to mine, Earth's Brent, by Ramstein, you Tizmy Wombist. Oh my God. Tizmy Wombist, what did I do to you? All right, let's do the top left. One second. Wait, top left. You mean top right? No. Left is... Didn't we do that already? No. I don't think so. We went because we did the... We got the rocket and then we came over here. I think. I think so. Where's the exit here? It's not quite matching the map there again. Needow. Well, this place is just big enough for us to fight things in it, right? I think so. Yeah, just big enough. Come on, game ambush us. Oh, do we have to hop down here? We can jump out of the water. Oh, it's a fishy. Heal the fishy. Take its flesh. Hmm. Oh, a founded thing. Did the fishy had a hundred inwards? Oh, there's a beetle. Oh, yes, there is. Gorgeous. I thought I jumped into this nasty water. All right, well... Update your playlists, dink. I shall. I need to do that, actually, for all the EFAT playlists. Where'd I get that shit going? Straight to the X, right? Uh, yeah, I think it's straight to the X. You couldn't missing anything else. Is this the entrance? Okay. That's sneaky of him putting the entrance right up front. Oh, we got a bit of a... Oh, is there a alligator's here, I believe? Oh, music. I'm scooting back. Pretty sure we got spooky, spooky alligators to deal with. Wait, scoot back. Scoot back towards me. Oh, but wait. Music is like based on the ruin of the water. I think this water might be dangerous. The water is spooky. It's like the haunting of Bly Manor. Oh, the collectible. There he is. Does he die or does he just go away? I don't know. I've hit him twice. I'm going to go and get the collectible. I see him. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Is he even fucking coming for you? Sort of. Extremely slow. I'm wasting my bullets. Yeah, just walk away from him. Yeah, I'm just going to run, I guess. Yeah, there's two, but as long as you just don't go to them... Oh, there's no one. Oh, there's a third. Yeah. And a fourth. And a fourth. No collectible here. At least not on the tree. Oh, there's a fifth. Man, I'm just going to round a bit. Wow, you're running fast. Damn. Then again, I'd be running fast, too, if I was in there with a bunch of gators. Oh, hello. Okay, I guess I'll just go up. Can we go up there? Yeah, over here. Oh, I got a hidden mountain. Oh, that's a lot of bad guys. Fuck this room. I'm going to stomp them. They're not letting me fucking impale them. All right, then. I'm not clear on where they came from. I think they were sitting on the roof. They just knew I was coming. Hmm. They've protected themselves. Shotgun shells in here. Sorry about your face there, buddy. Oh, come on. Use this. Got shit. Can I get? We got an inventory issue. And then we might here because there's a red herb and a wide egg over here. Damn it. And shotgun shells. So you could at least pick up the shotgun shells here. I'm down. No, no. It's a maze, I tell you. Oh, got you. So. Reload your handgun ammo. That won't be enough, but. Hmm. All right. Tell you what, let me. You what I'll do is so stew because it's just right there. It's just sitting there on the fucking cupboard. So what I'll. Okay. You need your handgun ammo and oh, I guess we could do an exchange. Right. Yeah, the egg. Because if I eat that, then you can pick up the brown eggs are good. So what do you want? I've requested the green herb. For the brown egg. You use the brown. You use the brown egg. Yeah, that's very good. I can pick up. Hold up. What I'm going to do is I'm going to give you this. You give me whatever. It doesn't matter because you get it back. Give me the shotgun ammo. Now you can pick. I guess it's 10 out of time now. Okay. All right. Whatever. Fine. Now you can combine them. Um, do you want the egg? Oh, well, of course you can't use shotgun ammo, right? Yeah. Now that you have that, you're going to do another one. Right. Game is getting its ass kicked. This has always been the real puzzle. The real difficulty. All right. Back in the shock infested crocodiles. That made sense. Oh, there's one right here. Oh, what an attractive lad. Too bad for him. I know how to run. Triangular cut sandwiches objectively taste better than any other shape. This doesn't relate to Among Us at All, but please discuss sandwich shapes and their merits in great, in great dear detail. I mean, I prefer my sandwiches just as they are, just as Quora shapes. Yeah. I mean, I'm okay with basically any kind that's, you know, consumable, but yeah, I've never had a preference for triangles. I'm sorry. Have we done this one? I don't think so. What was that? Whose throat died of it? Oh, he was like somewhere far away. So many chimpkins. The question is, do we murder them all? Oh, they're laying more eggs. I'm afraid we can't pick them up. Friendly chimpkins. Oh, that sound effect. The bing. That's probably thinking. I guess I'll boost the game audio a little bit. There's two more eggs over here. So basically this is just a, oh, I can stack them. I can hold three eggs. You can stack eggs. My God. You can stack eggs, of course. Of course, you can stack eggs. It's good that we can stack eggs. You need to buy a bag. You should take up one slot in the inventory, and it can be opened up for a lot of things. That's how it should work. You can upgrade your ammo or your inventory space. Upgrade your bag. Yeah. Hmm. They become like, yeah, vandal ears. Um, all righty. I guess we'll leave the chickens alive then. Yeah, yeah, I ain't got nothing against these chickens, plus we're at like full health anyway. Oh, this fucking chicken, like, it like pounced on me and I got scratched. Asshole chicken. I'm going to kill them all for that. That was a betrayal. Wow. They started the war. We're ending it. Group guilt here. Think twice before breaching the deal. Also, yeah, when you investigate this, it says like someone could use the fire. And to me, I'm like, oh, is that a clue? It's like it's Resident Evil. I think he's literally just commenting on how you could use the fire. He sees like a caveman. Like, oh, yeah, someone could use fire. Usable. Who was using it and for what? I don't fucking know. Who knows? Where'd they get all this fucking firewood, too? They're learning. Well, we did it. The open-willed portion of Resident Evil 5 is complete. Ow. The game's not done with us yet. They can just steal everything like this. I believe you could arrive super fast and it'll just cut things like this. I don't know, I don't know. I worry about it. Can you just insert all slates? We did it. Shova. Come on. I hate Theo. Thanks, Mola. I assume this is to do with the clone boss takes. I don't know. Patriot is a strong word. I will say that. Oh. Whoa. Okay. Okay. Wow. Where is this coming from? It's coming from up there. The Abduanet. You know what happens to people who throw grenades at innocent travelers? They're fucking killed. Shut his face off. We don't deserve to have a face. Really doesn't. Whoa, my goodness. This looks like spooky traps, to say the least. Hmm. There's something we clearly want right there. He's a revolver, but it's surrounded in what looks to be a trap. Gotta be scared. Handgun ammo over here. You can top off. Or maybe. Yes. Oh my god. More breakable skulls. More handgun ammo here. Look at these skulls. What even are these of? Ammo here. Handgun ammo. Hmm. We got a combo of a green and red herb, but I think we're going to be able. Maybe if once we threw this section in terms of the baddies. Come get this ammo. Where are you? Yeah. Afterwards we'll see. Those look like guerrilla skulls. Fucked up guerrilla skulls. They've been killing guerrillas. Some great ape. You know, I think these people basically kill anything. Oh, more handgun ammo here. Do you think they kill each other? My god. Draw the line at people. Where you is. Keep looking at this ammo. That bridge will probably be important. Shovel. How would you say that? Oh, there's magnum ammo in here. There's actually a magnum over here, but I think picking it up triggers a bunch of nasty people. Trying to kill us with their swatted things. What was that noise? Well, pick up a handgun ammo. Oh, hello. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Handgun and shotgun ammo in here, where I am. Oh, he's a big boy? Yep. Well, I'm over here. What a big thing. He's like helmet. Oh, okay. Big chunguses up here. Oh, what a terrible place to get stuck in. He'll go upstairs? Oh, god. No, I'm running out. It's not that it makes sense. Rifle him. Where's my understanding area? Yeah, it looks like he's headshot proof. Do it well here. Oh, what, Chris? Can you aim, please? Uh-oh. Use the ammo? Oh, they put him right next to me. Oh, those grenades will soon be doing a lot. No, Chris, really? He'll be hitting the masks, but okay. I guess he's dead. Where'd the one go? I don't know. Oh, there he is. Fuck. Let's go back in the house again. I want some ring to maneuver. Honestly. Rifle ammo in the house. I think we need to take advantage of those green and reds. Oh, the punching guys. Oh, that's not fair at all. What? He's shooting through the wall. That's fucking nonsense. He's just pouring damage into them. Follow me, lads. That really is a ammo spending moment, huh? Yeah. Do you want to flash grenade here? All right. Yeah, those kicks are what we need to be doing here. Oh, come on. He had no head and he still hit me. That's such foreshad. Just run. Yep. Off really good. Close, but we win, I think. How dumb how they could be like pouncing on you or something and you could take their head off and kill them, but oh, nope. They still get to hit you. Yeah. Like that's stupid. Come on. You're like, what am I supposed to do then? Also, if I'm right, the dude who's stuck in the wall is still a problem and that's why the music hasn't stopped. Yeah, come check this out. It's just by here. You can still shoot you though. Watch out. It's like, what is this? Yeah, you can when he sticks his arm through. Oh, that works. We did it. Yay. That guy was the hardest to kill out of all of them. He was the boss. All right. A green herb here. So yeah, we got a green and red here and there's another red in the house, which means I'm going to shoot. What I can do is I can drop one machine gun ammo because my stack is at one. So it's basically not worth anything. So if I need to make space, all right, you got the blue, you got the red and green. Magnum ammo. I feel like neither of us can really hold a magnum. I'd have to sacrifice the pistol at that point, I guess. Do you get the rifle ammo upstairs in this room? I think so. Up and up here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. Let me double check. Yeah, it looks like it. Yeah, I'm okay on rifle ammo. I got 19 total. There's a magnum in the map. It's just that I don't even think I can pick one up. There's two magnum ammo, too. I'd have to lose my grenades, I guess. No, I could pick it up. I can pick it up because I have a stack of only one machine gun. All right. Ammo as well. I can just drop that one. Well, is ammo here? Like I said, you're going to need two spaces, I guess, then, for the magnum and the magnum ammo? Really? Well, the magnum comes with ammo, so I might just use it until it runs out. So why did that? Wait, is it if you walk on these things that come up? It's a delay. Yeah, it's a little bit of a delay. Okay. Did you see where the magnum was? No. Jeez, I worry as she is. So I could have sworn that this is what set off the bad guys in this part, but I guess not. Wonderful. Yeah, I got six shots with it. Um, I can try to think of those. Yeah, let me give you my hand-gun ammo. Then I can pick up the magnum rounds. Sure, I don't think I have enough space for all your hand-gun ammo though. There might be a few that's lost, but my, oh, reload first. There's only three, but it's something. Boom. Now I could go get this magnum. Let me get the one over here because it was on the ground. Um, wait, wait, wait. If you can, I can combine these herbs if we do the thing again with, uh, before you pick it up. Hurry up. Well, no, I need you to come over here. So like, it would have to be you pick this up and then I trade you for one of my things, combine them and then trade back. Okay. Because we have to do it that way. Super, super convenient. So what do you need me to do? So you pick it up and I trade you for, like a grenade or whatever. Then I come be nothing, you know. And then we did it. I like how in Res Evil 4, you know, the game that came out years before this, you know, the one, this whole one, whatever you're moving stuff around, you have some extra space to work with that you can put things on in the meanwhile. Yeah, I'm happy to just leave that here. We've got two full heals here between us. I mean, you've gone, you've got a first aid spray. We're actually doing really well for health. Oh, yeah. I got 18 Magnum shots. I have an odd inventory, but that's going to work. And now we can go the way that we were supposed to go, which is weird. Oh, let's try this. Well. Oh, is it where the spooky guys spawned the first time? What was that just a dead end? Hmm, would be nice to have. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and drop these eggs because we've already got plenty of healing. Let me eat this. Yeah, I think I can call them. Can I just keep shouting down? Yeah, I just see. Oh, man. It's always good to have a balanced breakfast. Oh, fucking delicious. Tell me, man, these eggs. You know, as someone in chat just said, surely the green and red hooves should stack. It's like, yeah, well. So two green will stack and into a combine and two reds won't do anything. But they never did. They're only like combination. I should have two of green and red combined. If you know what I mean? Instead of them, yeah, a lot of each. But you see this rocket launcher takes up as much space as an egg as the as the vial. Yeah. Wait, so I have to hold this or the feminine? Maybe I got to go across. Oh, I do have to hold it. OK. Greetings, gentlemen. Been trying to catch you all live for a while now. Thanks for all the many lifetimes of great content. Well, I hope you enjoy it. You have something a little different today. I can let go of it, right? Yes. Wow, double snakes. It won't open. It's locked from the other side. My God. When you shoot a snake, it just like turns into pieces, snake pieces. Most stuff turns into the pieces vision of itself in this game. Because in the last game when you shot a snake, it just like did one last little struggle and then fell over. Like what would happen if you probably shot a snake? Happy pre-birthday mola, just in case I miss the stream tomorrow. See, this was a while ago. But thank you. Hello. You should be able to come through here. Hi, Sheva. Hey, Korean. Thanks for opening the door. No problem anytime. I don't know how doors work. I don't know how bowls work. I'll show you how about that. Surprised that people here invented doors. What is this? Village youth's diary. I don't think I care. I'll be honest with you. Never really in this for the storytisms, as they say. So you can reload by going to your inventory and dragging your ammo to the gun? That's probably faster. So like it's probably, yeah, especially if it's like a rifle or something. All right then. That's probably, because this originally, I think this came out for console, so that wasn't viable. Yeah. With the superior control scheme like massive keyboard, you know. Oh wait, this is the way we're supposed to go? So what's over here then? Do what I mean about that shit? Oh, see, this is the secret. Did it not seem like this was the actual way to go? And they made it so the actual way to go was a jump? I don't know, game. You send me mixed signals. Mixed fucking signals. All right. All right. Jay, change your name to Jay Sexy. Insert long man orgasm sounds here. God. Rags, I can't remove your dried rhino milk from my ceiling. Also high metal, man. Tony, it gets up there. It do. It be that it do. Muller not respecting the deep lore. It's true. I didn't. I'm trying to think of what I should save this rocket launcher for. I guess any boss. But I don't know what the next one is. I'm not sure who it is. Trying to remember which one. Oh, I know that one or a boros monster in the lab. That one's shit. It's later in the game. But yeah, fuck that guy. So just keep RPGs for the boss then. Mm hmm. I'm going to use that later in the game. Man, that's the highest damage shotgun. Okay, I'm going to drop one of our heels. And that's about it. Pretty happy with this right now. I guess I should carry a third weapon. Um, if you want to. I mean, we kind of got all our bases covered. Yeah. I'm just thinking of throwing the, um, the magnum in there. Kind of. Yeah, for now I'm going to leave it. Let's see how it goes. Now we should be pretty good. Uh, hey, more, if you get a chance, ask Fringy about the mouse spider situation in Austin land. Mouse spider. Sounds rather spooky. Does this game have a really good story? Uh, no. Uh, save it for Wesker. To be honest, none of the resident evils do. They're not, uh, typically played for their stories. Yeah. The stories are like memes, kind of. Of course. And of course my handgun holds 100 rounds. Actually, let me use that break to use the little right back. How come you were able to do that? I can't get mine to do that. Mm hmm. Uh, it's maybe because I've unlocked the ability to on previous playthroughs. Or is it you have to do every other upgrade or? Oh, actually, maybe you can't just upgrade one thing, but I'm not sure. Uh, but, hmm, I don't know. Give me a second. They want to be right back. Years. Thirteen. Right. Pack in all the money into this handgun. Okay. Lol, what? Oh, hey, Fringy. Yeah, apparently mouse spider. I don't know about the situation for mouse spiders in Austin land. Oof, take rags, rebake has a great story. Have you seen Inola Homes? Don't, if you haven't. The message of the movie is terrorism good if you're doing it for whamen. It's insane. And the plot is dreadful. Don't do it for your sanity. Neither of us have seen it, and I really don't intend on watching it. Well, you see, I don't care about Inola Homes. Um, all good. Doesn't Chase think KonoSuba is bad? Awful takes. You know what? I don't think I know what KonoSuba is. And I don't think Rags does either. But fair enough. Well, you need to believe in yourself more. You know, I had some plays with, uh, You gotta do every other upgrade first, yes. How come he's done that? I haven't even unlocked the ability yet. Do you think he switched his pistols for a late game one by accident in his inventory? Like if I did this. Boom. But I'm not going to do that. Okay. That is what we call cheating. Kind of, but not really. Because I'm going to want this soon. Xamely vists. All you need to do is bring it here. Dreams do come true. He did pop in for the Among Us stream. It was wonderful. Oh, are we ready to go? Are we doing this? Um, yeah. I hope I find more grenades. Yeah. Happy birthday, Mublinheimer. Thank you very much. EFAP gaming, call of duty warzone in future. I doubt that. I don't really don't care about Koldy. Yeah. I care more about Resident Evil 5 than I do about Koldy. Then I do go, yeah. Grenade. Hmm. I don't think they're hanging on my gears. Oh, the ammo for the Refuel. Oh, see, these dudes were just standing here having fun. And we had to go ruin it. Oh, that's what we call a Snacrifice. Snacrifice, very nice. Snacrifice, throw that dice. And then splice your signs twice. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah, I've heard nothing but bad things about Enola Homes. I think we're probably going to avoid that one. What the hell? It was an explosive. Rifle ammo over here. All right, that killed them. I have a lead. Oh, geez. Alligator, eat him. Yeah. Dude, if you punch them off and then as they were falling, an Alligator grabbed them, that would be fucking sick. Do it for the next one. This other thing, we will both likely play Resident Evil 8. I don't see why not. I just don't think the... They're like confused as to what kind of game they should be making right now, it seems, in the Resident Evil series. Because they'll also be remaking for, right? It's going to be an interesting back and forth. I think so, yeah. We're going to have a very hairy eyeball on Resident Evil 4 remake, I'll tell you what. I'm tempted to... I don't know how I feel about the Resident Evil 4 remake. You'd think that you couldn't fuck it up, you just have to modernize the controls and key bindings and graphics and just leave it as is. I hope it's a remaster, not a remake, you know? Do they have a zebra, like, fear on that button, really? Man, nice. They want to make their button look good. You have the best buttons. How are you? Oh... It's not fair that the knife didn't do anything to his... in Zambaloid. I guess he was wearing armor or something. Come on, game, you can't be doing this to me. Disponsible. Like the... Like the... The consistency of the mechanics is just, from Resident Evil 4, it's just somehow not here. Yeah, I'm not sure how it happened. They just wanted to move on, maybe, and then they ended up not taking what they probably should have taken. Let me in. Won't open. Dude, why is this zebra food? Because it's swanky. Did they... Because this is Africa. I just... But... Of all the things that they do that to, it's just them. I guess they really like the patent on it. For come on. It's just that crazy good. They are godanimous. Oh, I see, okay. I got to pull the thing for you, looks like. Oh, I guess I'm going over there, sweet. Man, if I was allowed to shoot the rope here, I would just... We would just be done. That would be it. Doesn't this... A pretty short alligator tries to eat me here. Think so. I got a shotgun. Don't do it. I think I... I think that's probably the case. Oh, shit. Dude, it's the fucking... E, middle mouse button. The host has ended the session. Game has been suspended. What? No, I have not. It's lies. I don't want to have to do that shit. It's so annoying. I didn't even know if it would be a QTE, but it does the E middle mouse button. It's like, why would... You got to invite me. You got to invite me again. Seriously? Yeah. Why would they do it this way? Invite to watch. Why can't I just invite you to game? What the fuck? Yeah. Let me do a join game. Couldn't have just been A and W. Had to be E and middle mouse button. Difficulty... E or maybe I could find you and just join you. Unless I have to like... I think we're on 3-2. We're not finding the game, so I can resort to join you. Hmm. Uh-oh. Yeah, this is not good. Can I... Let me see if I can just join you. Launch game. No. Screen game system. Do I have to just like restart it all? Yeah, it only gives me the option to invite you to watch it. Also, that is... Then through the game, maybe we just got to restart from checkpoint. Oh, I'm worried it'll send us really far back. It shouldn't because we just started that area. So that means I got to go back to main menu, right? Yeah. Oh boy. Overwrite current equipment and status, yes, sure. Let's hope this doesn't fuck up. So, resume game. I mean, it doesn't say that it's like online invite only. Okay, if I can invite you now. Yeah, okay. I love that it boots you because it's eaten by a crocodile. Like what... What's the logic to that game? Mola rage quitting. Ian? Yep. Here we go. Mm-hmm. Happy birthday, Utismic Massive. And then happy birthday, you massive and happy birthday, long man. Thank you all. Now let's see where we are. Could be worse. We've got to kill a bunch of people again. At least we can skip it now. Wait, so it knows that we've seen this before, but it won't start us from where we saved. Thank you, game. Very kind of you. Let's get my map up, shall we? Yeah. Because I can kill those flyers in one rifle shot. So that's good. Oh, that's how you kill a zombie. Wait, did this because explode? Or is that just the crossbowman? I think it's just a crossbowman. It's fucking out. Rifle ammo over here. Flyers down. Whoa. Oh, at least it gives me an excuse to heal. Yay. Is it rifle ammo over that way? Over what way? Zitve. Hi, it's he. There's also shotgun ammo over there. Over... Right here. I'm standing on it. Oh, is it not rifle? Oh, okay. It's both. I must have missed that one. Oh, it's way faster to just drag my ammo to the gun than... Especially because I could reload all my guns once, basically. Yeah, I think that makes sense. They were like, they did not give a fuck about fixing that for the PC controls. They were like, yeah, it's the same fucking. Happy birthday, long man. Here's some money. Happy birthday, long man. Man, may your life be as long as you. Thank you all. Man, what's a birthday related once? I guess it was my birthday. It makes sense. Yeah, I suppose it follows. It makes sense. Oh, we got enemies coming. Oh, no, the zebra button. Remember... That's a swanky... Neither of us are allowed to get hit by the alligator because it will end our game session. Well, you are the host, so maybe that's why. I guess you can go on the raft this time then. We'll give it a shot. Oh, is that a game? Right then. Oh, they do get eaten by the alligators, though. Oh, good, because I do seem to recall that when I shoot them off, they don't come back, so... Yeah. But you see, that's good writing. They establish the crocodiles are here and they're eaten. It only follows that such a thing would happen. I think I can use this crank to move the raft. I'll better wait for Shava to get on it. Yeah, watch out for the E middle mouse button. That's the favorite. What an odd combo. I mean, it's only because we've set the use button to... No, wait, we've set the open doors with friends button to be middle mouse. I don't even know why. Belch. Whatever, I guess. So, you'd have to do E and V? Ugh. That is disgusting. You just got boot from the game. Really? No, I'm still here. The game thinks you're gone. Oh, it says Chris and Shava. Well, here, let me try and see if I can finish this section. Okay. Come on, fucking slow as shit. Apparently, this part is just not like... The host has ended the session. Game has been suspended. So, I guess I got to complete this section without you then? Because for some reason... Um, I don't know for whatever reason. Because it didn't end for you until you got it. For me, it just fucking stopped. So, if you want to go ahead and do that... I guess I'll just go into the next checkpoint. You can obviously see this dream, so... You'll know what's happening. Hopefully, Shava doesn't waste all your ammo. Even though that wouldn't matter, right? But it won't be me. It'll be. It won't be me. Because I mean, I can, like, take your ammo off here. It would duplicate. It's not like there are lots of other exploits in this game anyway, so... But I imagine that's the case. Release. Like, she has... Yeah, come on, Shava. Give me a 30 rifle ammo. I'm curious if Rax can duplicate it. Shava! Come on! 10? Shava, how dare you? Shava's in the wrong outfit for this mission. I don't know if I've unlocked her tribal outfit. What else do I want? I guess I could take the rifle off there. I can't request, uh, guns. In that case, I'll just have some first aid. Okay, hopefully this is a checkpoint. You can just come right back in. Oh, literally, it is a checkpoint. So, now, theoretically, if I quit while saving... You can possibly play with me again, because this game has a serious issue with you being on the raft. Oh, any of those things. Very strange. Dude, continue. I think when... I think when I played this with another friend, and he got it by the crocodile, it booted him from the game, but I was the host. So, I don't even know. Some weird shit. I will say weird fucking shit. Are you allowed in? Uh, yeah, it should be swapping now. Give me a movement. Hey, look, duplicate items. What's not duplicated so much as it saves our status? That is duplicated. It looks like Pokemon shit, where I just take stuff from you once you leave, and then you rejoin, and then we've just got two of the items. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You could take stuff from my inventory? So, when you left, Sheva had all of your stuff, and then I took stuff off her. Oh, because she's a computer, but it... Oh, yeah, because when I got booted, it let me save my stuff. Yeah, that's broken. That is broken. Um... Look at your rifle, Ammo, dude. I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Can I... Install some of that, yeah. Can I... So, here, let me go to my inventory, get some rifle, Ammo. It only lets me use a full stack at once. That's the thing, I want to have 30 pistol shots so I can pick some up, but I can only have 50. It's so dumb! Can you, like, alt drag, or shift drag? I don't think so. Guess I'll keep first aid. I'm gonna trade that for a... I feel like we don't need health that much. We don't. We're doing pretty good. Um... I'm happy with that, for now. Happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday. Stay long. Also, high rags. Oh, what? It sent us back. So, I guess you have to do the thing, because at least it only waited until you failed. But for me, it wouldn't even, like, give us the chance, really. If it resets, I'm just gonna have to go even further, I guess. He might have to finish. The sub-chapter? Yeah, until we get to chapter 2, 4, or whatever. 3, 3? I think we're 3, 2 right now. Okay, 2, 3, 3. Damn, Resident Evil. It's like you don't want us to play or something. Put some of this, uh... Oh, and when you're, like, jumping off of things or climbing up things, you could just reload all your weapons by dragging them in the inventory, because you can't do anything anyway. There's a one behind me. I'll take care of it. I'll take you to the flyer. Oh, hello. Well, let me shoot the boy up there. Yeah. He's done. They just fall right in the water. They get ed up. Those spooky alading dongs. Wait, where is my... Where am I going again? So, you... Where is Mr. Raftenheimer? You're gonna be coming with me for now. Oh, no. Oh, no! You're a lot of people don't live in there. One shot this far is. One year longer and still in the middle. Look at that. Okay, fuck. Don't shoot me. Damage for some bullshit animations. Probably shouldn't have worked that way. About whatever. So, I am full on handgun ammo. There's a little bit over there. All right, so the only ones it ever does is A and W and then E and middle mouse button, right? A, D, and... So, A and D is one. E and mouse button is one. Um, I... Those are the only two that come to mind, but I guess we'll see. I have a feeling it's gonna boot you anyway. Nice. Maybe I could two finger this. Can't go any faster. Nice, nice, nice. This is the real tense shit when we're fighting the meta. As long as I survive, you get to stay in the game. Oh, shit. You don't have to alternate like it says. You can just fucking slam that shit and it goes super fast. Oh, my fingers are getting tired, but it's worth it. Do it for the memes. Oh, shit. I pressed A, D, because I thought it was gonna be A, D. Are you doing it again? Is it kept you in? Yes, I'm in. Oh, my God. So, don't get at the first time is what we've narrowed it down to. You specifically cannot get at the first time. Oh, pass me that right. Oh, pass me that rifle. I'm on that rifle becomes you get once you get to the damage threshold for this rifle where it starts to one shot shit. It's quite useful because it'll one shot the flyers. It'll one shot a lot of enemies in the chest. And they drop a lot of it too. Yeah, they do. A lot of it goes a long way. It drops in fives. So that's quite a bit of goodies. Happy birthday, Tizmus Maximus. That's from Jared Salazar, by the way. Jared Salazar. Nice. Happy birthday, small cop. Mine's tomorrow. Mad birthday energy. Oh, yes. Octambuary with its mad birthday energy. All right, just don't get eaten on the first one. I'm in a position here because I gotta... You can you can go slow. I just got to make sure I do the thing. Maybe it's maybe the maybe the speed doesn't matter. It's just once it hits the little check marks. Mm-hmm. Detention, right. Did I mention I love cuties? You love cuties? No. See, they... God damn it! And I was doing it right this time, too. Fuck off, game. Why? Why do I randomly get disconnected on this? Why this? They fucking threw two at me like almost right next to each other. What the hell? Um, so you can't even join back now until... Yeah, I guess... So I should just try and do this bit and then run... Yeah, just do that bit. Yeah. ...until we find another checkpoint because... Yeah, just just do that. What a weird game. What a fucking strange ass bit of something. Happy birthday, Mola. Is your bday extra long? Yes. I did antics for it like the whole... Almost 24 hours. They're fucking that doubler, man. Always catches me off guard. What if it kicks the computer? Right. Well, that's dumb. Sheva! Come on! Oh, Sheva has nothing this time. I guess because I died and you got reset. That's fine, though. He's going to be all upset at me for not giving her anything. I'm sorry, computer. I feel like you'll waste the resources. Wait a minute. I know my resident evil. Yeah. And by here as well. What do you think is the scariest non-horror game? I don't like the movie question as well. The scariest non-horror game? Yeah. What are they doing here? I would probably say Daisy or Escape from Tarkov. A game that has incredibly high stakes and potentials for loss. In both of these games, you could die from a single bullet that comes from a person and you don't know where the potential high danger areas are. And you know that if you die, you lose everything that you've got or your progress or your inventory is reset to a degree. So those, like sometimes I've been playing Daisy and my hands are legit like trembling and I have to steady myself because shit could go down and I know I'm in a dangerous spot or there's a firefight that's about to happen. Oddly enough, when you're in the thick of it, you kind of focus. Like when a fight is started and there's bullets going places and you know exactly what's happening, you kind of go into gamer mode. But in that tense moment of, oh shit, there's someone around me and you don't know if a fight will break out. That's when it's the most spooky. So those would be my answers. Daisy and Escape from Tarkov, probably in terms of horror. It's not conventionally what people think of when it comes to horror, but the feelings are certainly there. Hold this for a minute, Shadow. I eat the egg. Oh, yes, you eat the eggs. Now, give me that back. Give me an herb. Give me an herb. Give me an herb. It's weird how like I can go to YouTube and click like YouTube and I still have, and it doesn't show this stream. It's just like a thing that pops up like instantly. Okay, there it is. I have to scroll a bit for it. We just went through like a loading screen now. And this is like a big arena place so surely. Um, can you invite me to the game in progress? I'm going to go ahead and guess no. Oh, try. The option is there. How exciting. That's fucking magical. No, there's evil people, Rags. Hurry. Shova, come on. Alrighty. Wait, does it just drop you in then? Or does it put us in a... I should just be able to join you. Load successful. Rags is required. How do I join your game? How do I accept? You will join at the next checkpoint. To play immediately, please restart the game. Restart from this checkpoint. Proceed. Well, this was a checkpoint, so. I swear to God, if they push us back to the thing, I'm going to be pissed. This should work. I'll drop the herb. Okay, that's good enough for me. Um, oh man, you need to have Fringian R.E.5. Can't wait for him to see that part. Or, I mean, the chick with the... Yeah, there you go. This is just not enough room. If it was three players, sure. If it was four players, we might even bring along that metal kid too. Someone said, um, I remember my first Steam Horror game, Cry of Fear, it is bad. Yeah, Cry of Fear is shit. All right, it's garbage. But it's kind of fun in that weird, janky way. It's weird how we just now caught up to him. Wait, are you in? Yeah, you're in. Right? I am, I'm here. Thank you. Uh, let me take care of this guy here. He's one of the other guys. What's he doing? He's done. Oh, right then. He's done. One of two shots is... Seems to be the number for killing the archers. Boogaloo, Boogaloo. Ah, you have a deformed face. All right, let me see if I hit this big chungus. Oh, what was that? He's in here. I think it was an enemy. Dynamite? Yeah, they really are. Behind you, be careful. Shovelman, what will they think up next? Yeah, he's done. Dude, the music is going to turn off and on throughout this whole area. Like, oh my god, it's Boogie time. I don't really know. Can I turn the music? I don't know. I don't even know. We're going to keep it for the classic Resident Evil 5 schlisms. Oh, yes. Locked from the other side, even though I can clearly reach through, but never mind. No, it's locked. No, not with your arms. Shovelman, your arms are thin. Shovelman, I need your realistic yet healthy arms. You're not like Abby at all. A realistic arm is usually unhealthy, is that what you're saying? Yep, every time. That could be true. Oh, I found an incendiary for you. Oh, like no. Should I pull this lever? I don't know what it does. Yeah, I think it probably shuts off one of these fiery boys. Oh, it gives me this. How exciting. That is pretty exciting. I feel like I bump into a chainman in a second. I think there is one here, a chain sawman. A saw boy. A lumber black. See, the game is like, oh, once he pulls that, that thing is going to come after him. I'm like, I'm going to release this first, because I'm a good boy. Yeah, I'm going to be up here, because I can jump down if I need to. Oh, no. There he is. I'm dead of high. Where are you, bitch? Oh, that was bullshit. Get some distance, just in case I miss. Oh, fiery boy. I want to use my incendiary. I don't know if this count as a beauty. It took a lot of that time. Yeah, give him a little bit of space, just in case I miss. How many more? Nice. Okay. Yeah, we should probably just try and nuke them as soon as they pop up. Having them crawling around while you're dealing with other peeps is really bad. Yeah, the game seems to really reward, give very generous damage for the punchin' and follow-ups, especially if it's a double team. Those seem to do a lot of damage. Well, if you tried multi-bear ever, I don't know if it's streamable, but if it is, it's a mid-tetti-bear game. I did play a bunch of that game. I wasn't that much of a fan. I actually played a lot of it. I wanted to complete it and do all the things, but overall, I wasn't really happy with how the mechanics were connected and stuff. What did I do by tuning that? You shut off one of the fire streams. There's gotta be somewhere else we can go, then. I think we gotta... Can we not cross this way? Well, I guess we have to go out there. How does it turn off the fire here? I hope so. Yeah, sure do. Oh no, they were hiding behind the thing the whole time. Those bastards. Throw that shit. Throw it. Thank you. Done and done. Look at the music tune right off again. Well... Yeah. Oh, hello. There you are. Where are the baddies? It's an arrowman. Ah, I see him. You went up. Off they send. Oh, he... The fight looks so awkward for both of you. This is real combat. This is what real combat looks like. So, curiously, I know frags affect you, but the incendiaries affect you. You know what? Many people find out through an accident one day. Also, do you want me to do that in case, Chainman, because you got a sniper? Um, well... Yeah, you could come down. Yeah, we could do that. Also, money. Nom. Yeah. Nom, nom. That'd be... You'll get your super chat when you fix this damn door. Also, hi, Mola. Hello. There he is. Ah. Oh, I was hoping to stall him on this. Let's see what he's doing. Where is he going? Um, I'll really do my follow-ups from up here, I guess. Yeah, I'm gonna wait until he's closer and you can... Oh, wait, should I actually not do the wheel in case it spawns amortisms? Yeah, let's wait. Let's... Oh, he's gonna about to jump up, I think. Oh. All right. He's right behind me. I'm locking him up. Lock him up. I doubt it. Yeah. Let me shoot first if I miss, then you can shotgun him. Is that, like, one-shot consistent? You and you have to ever hit him once to do that? I'll have to hit him in the head once. Oh. Oh. I think he's still alive? He might be, yeah. Nope, he's dead. Nope. All right, nice. I said, yeah, I figured... Because he was doing... He's moving horizontal to me, and there's a little wibbly-wobbly with it. Yeah. Not too much, boy. Wow, we have sold... Give him the redfield vists of fury. Can you hear noises? Oh, jeez. Oh, yeah, there's another one right there. I can get away from him. He's just, like... I'm gonna run away, I'm scared. Yeah, do that. Whoa, whoa, what? He hasn't even stricken yet. Wow, unbelievable. Lol, game. There goes two of our heals. Like, yeah, that's the thing. This game is just not fucking consistent. Oh. Because I hit him with the rifle and everything, but... So, oh. Is that Kill him? Hey. Cause, like, you hit him, and I hit him too, but I guess he was in an animation, so it magically doesn't count. Nah, he's not getting stunned on this one. He's like, okay. Yeah. This is the kind of stuff that prevents Resident Evil 5 from moving higher up in quality tiers. Yeah, it's sort of... It's fun, but it's like... Oh my god, for the first time ever, I have, like, a decent amount of space. Do you want me to hold onto the incendiary? Damn. Feels weird, man. But I just used all my grenades on those dudes, because why not? Belt, lag, thing to do. Wait, I can't jump down there. I guess not. Happy birthday, long man. Also, thanks to you, rags, ringy metal, Jay Longbone, for getting me a girl with your Batwoman and Gotham hyvids. Oh, wow. That's... That's a girl. Interesting. How does that work? That work, exactly. Not complaining, by the way, but nice. You punched that aqueous. Also, in this game, it prioritizes, like, pickups over you impaling people on the ground. Yeah, that's great, isn't it? You're going to use the amnesia remaster mod? I did. That was the first time I played it, too. And the game was quite gorgeous at many moments. Yeah. It looked quite good. Which kind of excites me, because if they're doing a kind of amnesia thing again, there's a new game who knows what kind of sights they might create in 2020. Yeah. This feels like a boss room, but I can't quite remember what happens. Don't think it is. Isn't it? Is this a room where we have to, like, we meet a friendly here? It's the black guy, right? Josh or something? Yeah, Josh. Chris experiences what it's like to be a minority. Oh, my God. Hey, guys. Going to just say hello. Jeeva? Hi, we met, yeah? No. Yeah, I'm just fucking here. Island filled with zombies. Whatever, it's not an island at all. Well, I guess after it's an island away. Happy Longman Day to everybody, especially Longman himself. Thank you. Thanks for all the amazing content over the past few years and keep the good work. The all-knowing spiders smile upon you. That's reassuring. Happy birthday, Longman. Thank you. Happy birthday, Mola, you the best. Hyal rags. All right, he's going to respond to a hyal. Hyal rags. Someone said hyal. Oh, hello. Sorry, I was watching this. Let's say the chit chat for later. That's like high times two. Oh. Yeah, I'm almost certain this part is just that you run away from them a bit. This looks like it'd be something that would be more fun to play in the launch, but... Oh, no. Maybe if we throw more unarmed people with no armor at these guys, we'll... My God, he's hacking. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. We've got to protect Josh. Operation Josh protection. We got this. You went through the hole, huh? Okay. Let's do Zemla. I don't know if there's anything interesting to find in this place. Green, maybe. Yeah, a little bit. I'll be you. I don't know if we go through... Oh, we can't go through these windows? Okay. That's right. While you're reloading one weapon, you could go to your inventory and reload another. Seriously? It's okay. Yeah. I don't think that's intended, right? That's... No, it isn't. I don't... It's definitely not. I think it's a holdover from the console where you just couldn't do that. It wasn't viable to do that. My flammo right here. Oh, I'm coming. They just didn't fix it because... Fuck it. And there's shotgun ammo as well. Why does it keep happening? Missing the shotgun ammo. Anything secret back here? No. Look out, Josh. Wow. Oh, shit. Wow, did you see that? Yep. I don't think that's cool, game. I think that's rude. Oh, big Chungus. Should we just ditch big Chungus? Uh-oh. We could just. Okay. Bye. Bye. How does the elevator work? Another proximity mine. Oh, I can't. I need more space. What should I do? That... Damn, you can't put these decisions on me all at once. This is a proximity mine and rifle ammo that I'm trying on. You know, I think I'm good. I don't think you have to hurry. I'm going to give you this. Oh, it can be good. Oh, wait. No. I wanted the mine, you fuck. Crest. Why must you disobey me? Also, I thought, yeah, I thought this was like a horde bit, but they kind of just stopped. I think it would be a horde bit. That's how I design it, because you want to hurry people along. So you're like, yeah, these guys keep coming. No, they stop dropping ammo. You need to go. Yeah. That'll be the discouraging way to do it. I have a design. We're going to do it more hacking. Just get to the console. Yeah. This is a these bad guys actually like secure their computer stuff. Oh, no, there was two barrels that we didn't get to. Damn it. This is going to be a pain in the ass. But they'll receive it actually. Thank goodness we've got Josh the hacker. I will defend Josh the hacker. Oh, no, we've got Chameleon. Well, I was thinking of not doing that right up until you said that we should do it. I'm going to put a proximity mine down for when Chameleon gets close. All right. I'm just going to pour damage into him. Wait, which way is he coming from? I think I might have killed him. Yeah, I'm going to go and get this. Get his goodies. All right. Would you want me to? Because I got a shotgun. You just cover me, I guess. I got so much shotgun. Whoa. Oh, no. You got a big chungus. We're not one of these guys. Wait, what? All right. He's done. Okay. Oh, I'm going to use it. I'm going to fuck people up. Oh, come on, game. I'm going to grab this. Do it for the loot. I'm going to do that instead. Nice. Jesus. Oh, God. Man, shotgun has been invaluable. Yeah, that M3 is... It fucks people up. They keep dropping shit. What am I to do? Forget those guys, but they drop things. They drop really good things, Josh. You don't understand. Yeah, they just drop stuff. Could you literally just stay here forever? Because who's shooting right now? Is it Josh? Yeah. Josh, he keeps these... Josh is... Can we just farm them for shit? I don't understand. Yeah, like they're not hard to beat. They keep dropping more ammo than we're spending. So it seems that way. Oh, hang on. This guy dropped a frag. All right. I guess we... I mean, I... God, there's so much to pick up. It's crazy. You know, the tension isn't really there when... No, but the music. Listen to the music. Wait, how far back can I... We can't... The elevator would stop us. Yeah, I was going to say, look at those two barrels down there that we never got to. That face. All right, I guess that's it. So there isn't any... Yeah, again, game design 101. If you want your players to do something, there are ways of encouraging them strongly to do things that feels natural and real. Yeah, that's it. Man, we just made it. We barely made it. Oh, close the door quick. In case any more loot on legs walks through the door. Oh, okay, we made it somehow. It looks like Irving is trying to blow up the place. And make his... Happy birthday, Longman. Thank you. Happy birthday, Molly. You're the best. Oh, yeah, Hyalrax was in there. I forgot. Oh, happy birthday, brother. Next time you're on Twitter, you should check out at Fireside Reviews. Very well. Longman murder. Longman bad? No. Murdering is what you're supposed to do in Among Us with Time. Be careful, Josh. We like you. You're good at hacking. We might... Yeah, we might need you to hack and shoot enemies at us. For us. Whatever. Everyone's laughing their asses off and Rag says this game isn't fun. Just an angry, fun, hating, anti-jumping... Why did I say this game wasn't fun? Well, it wouldn't matter anyway. If it's not fun for you, that's fine. To give you an example, a lot of people like playing Cars Against Humanity. I kind of hate it. I think Cars Against Humanity is a... Oh, dude, jump through this window. Oh, the box. I did it! It comes full circle. I'm so happy. Thank God. You know, this was what it was about. I think these are just re-textured RE4 barrels. Yeah. Have you ever played Cars Against Humanity? Yeah, it's fun. Oh, I don't find it fun. I find it cringe. I often find the humor is super lulso random and shock-value. Well, here's the problem. If you play with people who are a bunch of juvenile 12-year-olds, it's shit. A lot of the cars are juvenile. But if you're playing with people who are trying to be like... If you're trying to match them up and be clever and stuff... Well, so what it usually does, right, is something shocking plus something you know. So a disgusting, queef sound mixed with Shrek. And you're like, oh, that's the joke. Those two things put together. Oh, what about a aborted fetus hat mixed with Trump? And you're like, I don't know. Well, that's why you play with people who are trying to be clever about it. Because there are ways to do it. The card combinations might or might not help that, which is part of the randomness of it. I just... I find TKO is superior with... Oh, I think so too. I think TKO is better. You have to actually generate your own jokes and draw your own jokes. I just think that's just so much more freedom for it. So it's one of those things, because I think you found this with Among Us, right? You were like, why not play something that's just Among Us, but better? And then I'm like, why not play Cards Against Humanity, but better? That's how I feel about it. Also, this is a time trial. Oh, yeah, I'd much rather play TKO than Cards Against Humanity. Pretty short time trial is here in a second of some kind. I couldn't... I'm confused. I'm pretty sure you have to run to the boat. But I don't know. Yeah, I have no issue with anybody not finding something fun. In fact, I found Phasmophobia fun, even though I just felt as though when playing it, that like, do people find this fun? Even though I was finding it fun, if you know what I mean. Yeah. It felt like a game that it would have to try really hard to get people on its side. So I guess they let you come all the way out here, so that you can turn around and go back to where you're supposed to go. Okay, yeah, because I know we just have to run over here. I think those buildings that are locked have spawns in them, I think. Yeah, not everybody has the same reactions as everybody on everything, you know? No one makes sense. Oh, is it like we get over there and he leaves on the... Oh, this might be where your RPG will come in handy, the boss fight on here, isn't it? This boss fight is like mini guns, and there's mini guns on the boat and everything. But I know what I'm saving my RPG for. It's for that Ouroboros fight in the laboratory. That one's cancer. Fringy. Stop fringy. How would she know? Perfectly splashed. Wait. He's like, no. Wait, what? Oh, all right. Brett, driver, stop. He said wait. Oh no. No, you stole one. Yeah, we went that way too. He's just, I secured a boat. He just jumps on his random boat. We can just swim over him. That's who I'm talking about. Oh, that was barrels? Okay. Wait, is someone throwing dynamite again? Oh, hello. Over his ship. Oh, what was that? Dynamite. All right. That's terrifying. Oh, do you want to pick up that head? Got it. We... Yeah, the only real-time trial issue thing here is just we can't pick up all of the collectibles. That's the only glory I have. Yeah. Oh, big chungus. Oh my god, look at all this. We have nades now's the time. He's not dead, are we? That dog isn't dead, you fucking kidding me? I think it's almost one of us makes it. We both make it. Do you want to go? Yeah, I'll go. Oh, shit. The camera, like, ah, it barely shows up on the fucking camera. Oh, we won't be able to pick it up. That's fine that we can just do this. This is so stupid. Okay. It's so dumb because that thing, it lines up with the steps and then the camera is... This could be the defeat screen. Also, it wasn't there when we checked it the second... Oh, this is the defeat screen. Oh, all right. All right, like, I'm fine with it. Yeah, we could probably do better than... Because we had two bullshit things happen. Also, I can just move these things out, so that's useful. Yeah. I'm going to keep a... I'm going to tell you what, you hold onto that frag so that when we go through the door and there's the dogs. Can I buy frags? Here, let me... Here, here's two. You have frags? Oh, sweet. I just gave you one, yeah. So we could save those frags until we, um, yeah, go there. Can I upgrade? Oh, yeah, I'm going to do some upgrading, yeah. I don't have money. Can I sell something? That's better. Thanks. Great thing now we'll be... I'll upgrade further. Yeah, so capacity upgrade is just what I'm waiting for. That's fine. I'm going to trade out. Yeah. Doot, doot, doot, doot. Okay, good to go. Or if you want, you could... We could either use your... Or you could use a flash on the doggies in the chungus and we just run past them. Or we could just kill them. I kind of want the thing he drops, even if it's not worth it. Let's do it, yeah. I want to steal his stuff, you know. Roll him up. Rags drop the hand gun ammo. Yeah, well, I secured it. Why don't you drive it to us? Fucking idiot. Yeah, just drive it right over there You have a watercraft used for the transversal across water. Two frag grenades picked up. Really nice. In fact, I'm going to look for it. I don't think that beat me. One just appeared in front of me. Oh, there's it. Now we blow up that. Fuck yeah. One second, I'm going to check this room. You got him? He's dead. All right, fine. I'll just pick it up. We can share it later. I'm coming. All right. Somehow we did better way faster. I like it. Because that time we had a well placed grenade. Thanks for helping. What's in here? Nothing. Yeah, we good. All right. Yeah, we made clean work of that. Rags, what's up with the new profile picture? It's a werewolf. He's a vampire. I'm a werewolf. Next year, we'll have to go something. You see that? That's great. When I got the guy to do it, I was like, make sure the moon is in there, you know, the big moon. So it implies that we're both outside when these photos are taken. But I don't fall in love. That's a good thing, man. Yeah. What is this super job? I love Donald Trump. Orange for life. Orange wins, bitch. Orange always wins. Try deceit, free to play, and is, in my honest opinion, better than among us. Oh my God. I've heard of deceit, but I never played it. How come you didn't get a score? I guess because you were dropping in and out of the thing. Yeah, that's probably why I'm half a viewer. Hey, we got different clear types. Finally. I knew it. Where's she? All right. Already good to go. I like my grenades. I want to keep them. Now let me salute. Happy birthday, long man. You share a bidet with my sister. Happy birthday, Amy. Well, yes. Happy birthday, Amy. Have a good one. Joel's responsible for literally every death after the first game. So all of the people I killed in among us is Joel's fault. You don't really, you don't really criticize me for any of that stuff. Now can ya? Now can ya? Was Hetler the imposter? I think Hetler was overt. He didn't really try to impersonate. Always under fire. Never in danger. That's my president. That's my Kig. Oh my God, Rah. You're in love, my good man. Why does sabotaging O2 kill you when you have spacesuits on? Plot hole. Maybe it's sabotaging the O2 in all of the suits as a result. You don't know. Thank you, thank you. You don't know. Frags in his avatar poop. I'm not pooping and neither is my avatar. Did you hear? It doesn't even look close. Yeah, I wouldn't say you got a poopy face. It doesn't look like I'm pooping. It looks like I've transformed into a wear sheeve. Yes. Is this just a post fight? I can't remember how it goes. I do not know. I think it is. Here we go. I smell like burning uranium. Also, do you have a couple of quid for the bus, mate? Sure. I've got some inwards. I used to upgrade my weapons. It's not great that you smell like uranium. I'm going to be honest with you. That is probably a bad sign. Oh, we've got a shooting section before we... Ew. Josh, come with us. We need the hacking. Oh, my. Thanks for commandeering that boat. God, these dudes just don't give up. Yeah. No, I was done thanking you. It's okay. Oh, is this using our ammo? Oh, I remember this level. This sucks. This level is the poopy dingus. I remember how it goes. This is a series of like, unlocking doors for Josh. Nobody likes this level. Blow up the battle? I could have brought my pistol ammo. So, good. This is why we bring machine guns. You guys got to go fix it. All right, then. Oh, come on. In your being mean, you should use the flash. Oh, I got a flare right above us. Game is... Oh, good. Have a birthday, Mola. Halloween approaches and the abominations of Christmas should fear the coming of the long. Hey, the long is all year, okay? It's not just Halloween. The long is all year. All year long, you know what they say. No, they do say that. Why would they say that if it weren't true? Imagine Josh just leaves. He's like, see ya. Too late. Wow. Oh. Here, I'll hit him. He's kind of a drop shotgun, shall I say. Pressure done. Good. I love God. I didn't see this. Alley. Roy in. Wait, what? Oh, there's more to come. There we go. There's that. Handy gun ammo. That ammo sure is handy. Checkpoint. It's so intense. Yo, that's stinky. I'm looking for red things to explode. Yeah, do all the hard work. That's what we got to do. The long isn't dead. I didn't want to watch this. Up in this herb. Pick up the herb. Where's she at? Oh, what the fuck? That is one of his current machine gun. Who's that coming from? Oh, there it is. Man, they just threw a Molotov on our ship. I feel like it's done. Josh is, Josh is cool, man. Oh, you can go against the wall. Whoa. He's just a circle. Doesn't know what's happening. Wonderful herbs. What a mean super chat. I effing hate Chaseface. He is the spawn of Diabeto. That's not true. I don't think anything. Diabeto never spawned. How does it work? What is the reproductive cycle? Oh, there's shotgun ammo right here, by the way. Um, I'm a little bit far away. Is this one you can pick up on? Oh, yeah, I can. I could get on this mini gun, but I don't see there's really a point. So I need to... Oh, there's one on each side. I see. Are you happy, Josh? We've done everything for you. That looks like potential freedom. We just jump on as he goes through here. That'll be way more fun. Oh, there's a red herb there. Must. Yeah. Herb. A fucking foal, really. Hang on. That is a lot of fun. I got a bunch of flyers coming in. Fuck, to make room for it, I've gotten rid of what I could have combed it with, but that's good enough. If you're dropping things, so I feel the need to collect it. Whoa, wait, all right, it's good enough. There's a machine gun ammo here. I don't know if you want to... Yeah, I'll take more. Things keep spawning. I think we should probably just leave. Unless you want to kill them all, we could. Um, I'm going to proceed forward unless you... Let me give you the shotgun ammo and free up a slot piece, so... Just don't mind me. I can only give you two. What about now? Should I use the double health? The answer is yes. I'm going to grab the other one. I have room for shotgun shells down here. Oh fuck off. Wait, blast him. Close, flyer. I can take the shotgun if you want, shells. There you go. Oh wow, there's another dude coming. Look at that. Whoa. Wait, I thought he was walking on water. Oh wow, it does look like he's walking on water for a second. I can see what you mean. Dumpin' pad. All right, nice. Wait, what was here that let me... Oh, against the wall. Oh, hankin' ammo. Oh, good. Um, how long is he dead? I didn't want to watch that Geoman anyway. I don't know if this is when... I think we both finished streaming at the same time on that one. I like how we all just used Metal Stream as a life raft until Molo came back. Well done, champ. If we were all crewmates. Oh yeah, I remember what that would do. Also, I confused the boat shooting sequence in this for the boat shooting sequence in Max Payne 3. Wow, what a coincidence. Oh hey, there he is. All right. Jump some, everybody. So a short patotaku is streaming Stoma. Oh fuck yeah. I hope he really enjoys it and takes his time because it's the best video game ever made. Wow, it's a good thing... No, this is hitting us. Dude, that zombie has sith eyes. He's just lamenting about being a bad guy. This sucks. Max Payne 3, there's another series killer game. What? People loved Max Payne 3. Max Payne 3 is fucking great. Well, some people refit a Resident Evil 4 as a series killing game. It depends on how they're defining it. You know, they might be going from a perspective of it. Ruined the individuality of the series or exchanged. Here comes Big Jungus. I think we'll just say this is weird. I just want to know where all that mass is coming from. That is funny imagery. He's like, wee! Squid brothers, I hope. Squid brothers. Oh, he got big. Looks different. It's a good thing that he got an aquatic one, I guess. He jumps in and just drow. He's like, fuck! Shoot his big bulbous he had. For extra points. Oh, this is so video game-y, isn't it? Yeah. Yay. Lights is global, as in everyone impacts the same lights, hence why it's Tizm sometimes. It's what you do with the mummies. I still don't know the specifics of all, like, how it works, but I can still get away pretty well with being in foster. Which must mean I'm amazing. I definitely wanted to make this feel pretty epic, don't I? Yeah. Oh, he's behind us. Oh, there you go. Oh, I was supposed to jump off it. He and fucking little mouse button, man. No, I pressed it that time. I missed his cancer. Oh, it's not even given me enough. Oh, fuck! It's annoying as hell. Oh, shit. I'm holding it. There you go. That was awkward. You were miles away from me when that did that. I counted. Give us your tentacles. I hid it before it was able to be hid, I guess, so it didn't count. I'm not sure how he managed to hit me, but wouldn't his mouth have to clash with the boat? Yeah, well. Oh, there we are now. This is what we call a riveting boss fight. Didn't make a lot of sense, but I'll take it. Right, we're blasting all these huge chunks off of him, and he's like, ah. Once you blast enough chunks, that's when he's in trouble. Blasting chunks. That's what this chapter should be called. Dude, you might not want to do that. Yeah, this seems to be like your vulnerable part. Doesn't he like bite himself off, if you know what I mean? Yeah. The fucking QTEs in this are so fucking weird. They're asses. E in middle mouse. That QTE. I have not hit one QTE on this boss yet. Just let me use fucking skill to beat this boss, please. I want a health bar. Americano. It's such a weird way to die. Oh no, I bit my tongue. Wild. Balance of the world. What are you talking about? Mola sus, critiques of poor. No. I like how you like, have the pronunciation of ooro-boro. I was doing his accent. Why can't he just inject himself with more bruise? Yeah. No, Chris, let him suffer. That's good to say. He's a little bit. Honestly, Sheva, I don't know. We did it. Chindising. That's right, Mandalore. Think of the mojindising. Alibi, Ari, Chase, killer, kill, chase to implicate you, making you sus. You were locked in storage after checking cams for tear and dust. So you there and then it just says rag. I think they were trying to provide me an alibi. I appreciate it, Subjad. Mola, what are you going to dress as for Halloween? Vampire. She's nuts. I want to suck your critique. Damn, 20 grand of treasures. Great. We're almost up to six hours, by the way. Do you want to do? Um, I'm all right with calling it there. This is a good stopping point, because next time we start for a part two, we can, uh, we can, uh, you know, finish it up next time. Is this, James, is this where me and Metal got to? Is it the exact same place? Because that would be pretty funny if it were. I'm walking here. No point upgrading the reload speed, because you could reload all of your guns in one second. So no. Keep going, short man bad. We'll do a part two and it'll be an octambuary. Don't worry. October is just full of things. Yeah, it's wonderful. Um, no, do the racist temple. I'm so sorry. Is it racist, though? Though I just need like five minutes to do the rest of those. Super chance for this episode. Whatever they may have said. We will have caught up on all the gaming ones. Just need to catch back up with EFAB 103, which we will find a slot to do. Do you know how much I snagrified? Sex scene, poopsicle. No reason. Lol, zombies on bikes. The only thing this game is missing is a cameo from edgy the hedgy. True. I think it would have improved it. You stopped at the swamp last time. All right, so we made it past where metal and I got to. So clearly we are the superior set of players. You could buy a stun rod in this. I don't know what it does, though. Is it like the knife for better? Is it like how it functions? An upgraded knife. I don't know. Oh, you could buy melee vests, bulletproof vests. I forgot that you could buy these. Next, EFAB will be Saturday. Friday is going to be another EFAB gaming for Jackbox. Like I said, lots of things happening. More EFAB movies along the way as well. The truck gets past the gap for no reason. Yeah, I know. They do it a lot and stuff. Well, do you know that a poopsicle sharpened to a point could kill someone? Don't you? Also, what's up rags? Oh, hi there. Yeah, I figure that makes sense. A frozen piece of poo that sharpened could kill someone. You can't just call the mud people more. That's racist. I love how RE5 got cold racist. When RE4 is you're killing Spanish people the whole game, and RE6 two-thirds are killing Chinese people. It's just silly. Oh, but the the the vests take up inventory space. Yeah, it's like one slot for it, right? Yeah. Well, let me see how much damage it decreases it, because that will depend on whether or not it's worth the inventory spot. So melee vests. Of course, you can't find that out in-game, can you? Because- Yeah, it just says, yeah, it only says how much. By the way, it sells for 1,000. Oh, that's bad. It won't alter one hit kill attacks. On the wiki, it doesn't even show. Jesus. I was ashamed. You'd think it would alter that. Melee vests, evil resource. Oh, shit, a protective vest to be worn. It reduces the damage you receive from melee attacks by 50%. That's pretty good. That's that's fucking impressive. Yeah, I think that's worth a slot. That's legitimately worth a slot. But then again, so it's- So here's the thing. I could see how this would be totally worth it in higher difficulties, but in normal, because we already do so well with health. We stack up on health quite a bit, yeah. Yeah, so it's almost like it taking up a slot to take less damage instead of holding more health. It's just like it's kind of 50-50 in its own little way. Unless that's good. And yeah, as for this, I still remember when this game came out that it was getting called racist like crazy. And I was like, uh, weird. There's lots of what seem to be whitish people that you're shooting in the game too. Just saying. And also all the villains are white. Yeah. So how is that fair? Trying to say why people can be mean. Yeah. Look, I'm just saying the last two sex scenes would be improved with RE5 Chris in it. It merely is a fact. I'll let you decide who he replaces. Couldn't he just be standing in the room? Just awkwardly there. I'm like, hello. We have to do it. Mr. Longman and Raggerts, what are your thoughts on penguins as in critical giving the boy season 2 a 90% on moist meter? Well, he's definitely wrong. I mean the show has insane problems both with its plot and narrative as well as its characters. It's one of the worst shows I've ever seen. It's got all the same problems as the usual shit we have issues with but I think its paint job is enough to have people kind of miss bits and bobs of it. We'll go over it on Saturday. There is a lot of issues. Also thoughts on American Psycho. I haven't seen it. It's good shit. I haven't seen it in a while though. We could probably check that out sometime. One more also. Hill House ending was trash. Writing got tizmy. Agreed. Hmm. There you go. Shout out. Consider having on just some guy for future Lord of the Rings coverage. His videos seem to be similar to Healvis Babyface type peeps. Uh yeah, could happen. Ragg, outside my bathroom is a washing slash changing room with its own door so I can leave the bathroom door open yet still poop in privacy. Am I pooping with the door open? Also, hi Raggerts. Just for... Oh, hello. Seems to me that you have replaced that door of privacy with one that is simply slightly further away. I do not think however that this extends to the door of your entire domicile, so... That is an important distinct. Is this Gorma short flumbus bad? Notice that it's a decent length this game. Yeah, it's all... Yeah, lengthwise it's all right. Definitely not bad. And it does owe itself to replays because there are collectibles, higher difficulties, and they have the arcade modes, so... Mola dramatic reading. To die, to sleep. To sleep, but chance to dream. Aye, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come. Okay. Uh, I just... Do you know how much I snackrify? I just love that bit. It's the best bit, okay, of Spiderman 1. Yeah, just it. Some good stuff. How would you rank this compared to other RE games? Um, I mean... I like it. Mechanically? Yeah, I like it. And it's fun to play. Like, not mechanically consistent. Yeah, as much as I like. And it's sad to play it after RE4. It's like, what's happening? What's going on, guys? Yeah, and I played... I was playing Resident Evil 4 before we started playing 5 because we got to talking about 4 and how it supposedly does or doesn't hold up. And it does hold up quite well. And I was playing 4 and having a gay old time. It's good stuff. Uh, but compared to others, like, I've just never been a huge fan of Resident Evil. How would I put it? The ones that have set cameras on walls and shit. I've always found that to be annoying. The originals? Yeah, I don't... A lot of it relies on just not allowing you to have the viewpoint that you would need to surprise you or provide you with you-could-call challenges. And it just, it veers a little bit too into what I would call, like, taking... Uh, sort of standard control away from the player to increase difficulty in the same way a lot of stuff likes to do that. Um, but that's-that's a whole conversation on its own in terms of mechanics. Do-do. But, uh, Ari4 is my favorite. Yeah, it's my favorite too. Happy birthday, Long. Mr. Long, I'm usually. Thank you very much and hello. You guys gonna beat the whole game tonight? Beat the epic final boss? We have to punch a rock? We'll do that next time. Probably gonna be in the 20 plus days of October, I imagine. Not sure. Some universal gift tokens for you both. Why, thank you. Oh, thanks. Thank you for helping me move. Thank you. Hey Rags, I'd recommend playing Tarkov and Scum. I has had a ton done to it and you will get hooked once you learn the game. I recommend watching Raykit for better info. It helps. Um, I've played Tarkov a couple times. I've tried to get into it and it's just not my thing. I don't feel like it. It just doesn't. Just Tarkov and Scum. Is that like a modifier of some kind? Or? Scum is its own game. It's like a daisy-ish, sort of realistic survival sort of game. But yeah, I'm not looking to get back into Tarkov, honestly. It's not my thing. I find it extremely frustrating and just not worth my time, honestly. I see why people like it, but it is really just not my thing. Happy belated B-day, Muller. May you long for eons? Thank you very much. Your mancrush, James Masters, narrates the Dresden files, audiobooks. Worth it for his performance alone, but the writing is solid too, except the first. I've been told that. Um, I might check it out someday. I've heard that his commentary on it is good shit. Um, and finally, this game doesn't care about conservation of mass. True. Yeah, it's true. It doesn't. It really, so it really does its own thing. And it, it just, it seems to revel in it, if I'm going to be honest. And yeah, that's about it. So thank you for hanging out with us. Hope you had fun. We'll keep an eye on the comments on this one, see if people would like this to be semi-regular, or just sort of pop in every once in a while, because I think it's fun. Um, there's plenty of things for Rags and I and others to play. People are still posting that fucking copy-pasta. You're a team support. I understand. But yeah, next up is gaming on Friday, eFap on Saturday. And once we do them, I'll tell you about all the things that are coming after that too. Lots of stuff. But I appreciate it, folks. Thanks for the donations and the, hanging out, Resident Evil 5. We will continue with a part two at some point, not entirely a win. And of course, eFap 103's Superchats shall be caught up with either on its own thing or as part of, you know, the end of the next eFap. We'll see. And that's about it. So anything else before we leave? You know what? I'm all good. I am all set. And I guess I'll see everybody later. Yes. Well, good night all. Toodaloo.