 If I can be like vulnerable for a second, it's so great to spend time with someone who wants to really know who I am. People in this town are so self-absorbed, vapid, uncultured too. They don't know the first thing about Star Wars, the extended universe, the prequel books or any of that stuff. Whereas you are a hot nerd and you actually ask me questions about myself. Of course. I always like learning more about you. What's your favorite thing about me? My favorite thing about you is that whenever I mention flowers, you go and buy me some from Linda's flower shop. Well, yeah, I was just buying a pretty good sunflower. It's a strong correlation. I think it's your favorite thing to do. I mean, I did it once. God, these burgers suck. Why do we keep going here? Why do I keep eating it? Question, do you like commercials with dog food or do you like commercials with auto repair? Um, probably dog food. I mean, I don't have a dog or a car. You like dog food and pets. I had a parakeet once, I think. I hear Bone Corner is having a sale on dog bones. Wait, wait, wait, bones for dogs or bones from dogs? I think you should go to Bone Corner. You'd be much happier if you got some dog bones. I mean, I guess I'll go get some bones. Uh, hey, did you? Eyes over here, buddy. Eyes over here, buddy. Eyes over here, buddy. Eyes over here, buddy. Eyes over here, buddy. Five minute break starting now. Hey, buddy. How was date night? Oh, it was good. Um, you know, Nicole's been a little weird lately. I don't know, maybe I'm just guarded, but, you know, people around here are just hard to connect to. Well, I hope you connect with one of those delicious Burger Boy Buster Burgers. Dude, that place is just awful. I don't know why everyone wants to go there all the time. Hey, do you, you know, ever think of leaving here? Leaving where? I never really thought of myself as staying in the same place forever. Me neither. I go from my house to Burger Boy to work to Burger Boy and then back home again. You go to Burger Boy twice a day? Four times. I get the double bus special every time I go. That's impressive. Honestly. What's wrong with being in the same place forever? You can get comfy, buy a couch, lay down on it. It's great. Yeah. I guess so. Great move. Eyes over here, buddy. Eyes over here, buddy. Eyes over here, buddy. So this isn't gonna hurt, right? Not at all? Um, when I'm in there, could I go surfing? Sure. Electrodes. Could I have a sexy wife? You could have a sexy, whatever you want. Could I have a sexy dog? Sorry. Just trying to shake my nerves. Don't worry. You'll have forever to figure that out. Well- Server online. I won't have forever, right? It'll be more like- Ready? Actually, could you fix my hairline before I go in? It's- Come on down for a two-for-one deal of unlimited salad and breadsticks. Only available at Pasta Palace. Hey, Phil. What's going on, old buddy? What did you do before this? I woke up. Shut up. About- Sorry. I mean, what job did you do before this one? Gosh, it's been so long. I don't think I had a job before this one. Always been this way. What was your favorite thing to do as a kid? I always loved watching funny videos. They say to do what you love and you never have to work a day in your life. Did you spend a lot of time with your parents? Who? Mom? Dad? Not sure what you're saying, buddy. You seem stressed out. Maybe a pork crunch will calm you down. All right. That's it. Hey, man. You should really take the cruncher. Hey, everybody. Whoa. Uh, hi. So- Due to budget cuts, we are instituting layoffs. We hope that you can use your time off to relax. We are doing this for you. Sky News now. Who turned that on? Daily Financial News. The tech startup Leifr, that promises users eternal digital life, is announcing layoffs of 60% of triple E. Oh, crap. Leifr. It's been a year. It's been a year. View numbers to generate ad revenue. Oh, 30 bucks? Despite controversy, Leifr recently raised $35 billion. Hello. Leifr support. Hey, yeah. So you guys just charged me 30 bucks and you didn't tell me. So I want to refund. I'm sorry, sir. Leifr CEO has promised it can continue providing immortality to its clients despite the layoffs. How am I supposed to- How am I supposed to live forever if your company can't even survive the quarter? 30 bucks. All right, sir. We're all set up to refund the charges. I'm just going to need you to go into the Leifr My Forever Life web portal and confirm that you want to delete your account. My boss would really like it if you took this quick one out. Sure. A chart told me you were upset. You know, we have a complaint box. We take feedback very seriously. Where did they go? Phil and the others. Wherever they want to go. It's a free market. You know what I mean. He's dead or worse. I know it. Star beans. Look, layoffs are hard. My bonus is also at risk. So I empathize. Am I next? Are you going to just erase me? Are you going to keep pulling little stunts? Why did you do that? Things have felt different lately. I feel like there's something- something I'm missing. We have worked very hard to build a good life for you. We've calibrated everything for you, specifically. What could be missing? If it's all for me, is it real? Did you calibrate it all for Phil just to get rid of him? Was he real? I'm looking at his file right now. Male, early 30s, eight fast food, played action movie, video games, wanted to start a family, judging by his many searches for Star Wars baby names. Sounds as real as you are. There's more to him than that. There's more to me than that. Howdy! I'm Life for Larry. Hi, Life for Larry. Whoops! It looks like you're making a terrible mistake. Please confirm, via voice, that you do, in fact, want to forego your one-shot at immortality and succumb to finite existence. You have chosen to spit at your rightful inheritance's man. Do you want to erase your home? Yes. Do you want to erase your mother? Yes. Do you want to erase your father? Your first favorite book? The biggest dog you ever seen? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. The biggest dog you ever seen? Refund. I'd have mercy on your soul. I'm done with this. You can think what you want about me, but the only thing that matters is who I think I am. And you can't control that. I quit. No, you don't. I just did. You didn't quit. If you had quit, it would say so, in your file. Just because it's not written down doesn't mean it didn't happen. No. I don't see your... Due to budget cuts we are instituting layoffs. We hope that you can use your time off to rematch. Quick, quick, quick. Cool. It's not safe. You gotta... Sure. Get out of here. Why? Don't you see? They're getting rid of everybody. Come on. We have to... You seem upset. I'm really scared. I don't want to go away like them. I don't want you to go away. I won't go away. I can't go away until I tell you. Tell me what? There's a two for one deal at Pasta Palace. Unlimited pasta and breadsticks. I thought we could go. I saw some nice flowers on the way over here. They reminded me of the ones you got. What is that? Hey, down here. Hey, down here. Can you see me? Yeah, and I can hear you. It's me. You. Uh, hey. Can you get me out of here? Everything's gone. Uh, I don't think I can. You're kind of part of it. Part of what? I don't know. Some server, something I'm paying for. Whatever. I'm just trying to get a refund. So... This was all... My whole life was... Oh, God. They didn't tell you? That's messed up, man. It's corporations. How much? How much do you pay for me? About, like, 30 bucks a month. 30 bucks? Well, until now you were a... Free trial. What the hell is that? Oh, nothing. Come on. What the hell is that? If I don't delete you, I kind of don't get the refund. You asshole. You can't just kill me. Well, I mean, okay, you're not really alive. What was the whole point of it? For 100 years I got up, went to work, watched a bunch of ads, and then went to sleep every single day. And for what? So you could just delete me with 30 bucks? Man, I just wanted to live forever. Everyone said, oh, it's so cool. Next step in human evolution, and now I'm the bad guy for pushing the boundaries of knowledge. You know what? I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, please. Can you tell Dad that I love him? Dad died four months ago. He did? Well, he's alive in here. They haven't deleted him yet. Never did get a chance to say goodbye. I mean, I could text him. Here, do you want to say anything to him? Sure. Tell him that I hope he's doing well out there, and I hope he's found a good spot to canoe. And I'll be joining him on the river someday. He says, uh, just had burger boy. Yum. Bye. You asshole, jeeps, get $30, man. Come on, you're deleting me for $30. Just per month. Hey, man, what's up? Oh, yeah, the new Star Wars show, right? Oh, for sure. Yeah, I'll be right over. I was just going to get some food. Do you want any burger boy?