 In 1994 the Americans decided that they wanted to change their military strategy a little bit. Still wanted to be winning all the wars naturally but they wanted to do this without actually harming the enemy soldiers. The strategy was to just distract the enemy soldiers for long enough in order to overpower them. And so some genius came up with the idea of creating a missile which when dropped over enemy lines would release a gas that would instantly make all the soldiers fall in love with each other so irresistibly that they would immediately start having sex with each other. Now when I first heard this story I laughed so hard because not only is it a weird story but the belief that you can turn someone gay with a chemical reaction. But then I got to thinking actually this just might be the perfect solution to end all wars. I mean in an ideal world if you could get all the soldiers to be so fully preoccupied with each other the rest of us at that time could go in and just sort things out and suddenly wasn't such a stupid idea after all. You know I've said this before but I'll say it again. Eventually everything does begin and end with sex.