 For you, the day you graced your subreddit was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday. Welcome to r slash dank memes from site 19, the bi-weekly show where I review, I guess the reviews the right word, I look at memes from the scp r slash dank memes from site 19 subreddit and give a little bit of commentary about what I think about them as a scp author myself. So let's get started learning about scp's from the wiki small brain learning about scp's from youtube regular brain learning about scp's from containment breach big brain learning about scp's from r slash dank memes from site 19 galaxy brain see this is the funnily enough I don't know that learning about them from any particular sources really matter as long as at some point you read them I guess that's the important part wherever you learn about them who cares learn from them where you enjoy learning from them you're not going to lose anything by learning only about them on scp containment breach as long as they're accurate of course scp containment breach is problem is that they just have the popular like series one ish style I know they've started to incorporate other ones but mostly at series one stuff so I guess the best way to put it is it doesn't matter where you learn about it it only matters what you're learning about foundation discovering something that doesn't exist mtf any scp after a round of amnestics there's nothing here scp amnestics the overused story trope me has a small cough my parents you are fine doctors you're fine web md zombie plague that see this is inaccurate web md would not tell you have a zombie plague it would tell you have cancer or heart disease or cancerous heart disease but that's the trouble by the way web md is a lot more accurate than people give it credit for the problem is that when you find out that you know nothing is wrong you keep looking until you find out something might be wrong there aren't any wholesome scp's scp 4999 2295 348 3786 3540 999 there's more than just those even but those are good examples I suppose you know I don't know that I've written any holy wholesome scp let me think about that for a second well I guess 2913 is sort of sort of wholesome doesn't involve a serial killer but there's just a sentient severed hand that really wants to sit down and watch some TV and not be left alone I want to join an anomalous organization Google scp foundation being chaos insurgency excite dado doesn't say that would have been kind of funny what are the excite actually I don't even know if excite still exists Jesus being exist for sure I keep getting these ads for this like use our search engine so that you can plant trees on YouTube and I'm like but I what if I don't like trees what if trees are bad what if I think the trees are going to kill us all not that they are that's a privileged information don't tell anyone that use use a search I guess maybe advert that same way Google probably makes money advertising or whatever eat either way is like I love you Spicer and I love you fly very well let us go my love to pastors unknown and log approximately 10 seconds after this yeah the approximately 10 seconds after this is let's just say a trope for the scp wiki it's like something happens something happens something happens and then stops happening forever and it's like ah see but you didn't expect that the problem is that now we've come to expect it as a trope so unfortunately it doesn't work anymore I guess it works for some people worked for this guy me after any or slash there's a subreddit for that oh no really of course it's I'm saying look I don't get it man I don't get it I just don't get it the time for talk has passed the Lord's work must be done I mean also I don't I don't get this reaction to it either I mean I don't get why people want to see porn of scp articles but also like let people be what they want to be let them do what they want to do it's not my business I don't have to understand it to be like you know what do you do you I mean I'm don't get me wrong by the way don't get me don't get me twisted I'm gonna be judging you all the way down the line but forever and always but you know what don't mean anything you gotta do what you enjoy the bodies in the water this is just this is just by the way there's a lot of there's you do not recognize the bodies in the water memes that I found when I was doing my or compiling my list this week that's like I was in the break room at the time of the breach Dr. Olasky there is no break room on the site see this this I want to tell you something this doesn't make any sense to me never did make any sense to me Dr. Olasky's got to know first of all there's no break room on the site it's a big site there's a break room somewhere second second of all there isn't a break room and Dr. Olasky either doesn't know that or doesn't think anyone's gonna notice that is such a hmm let me put this way the twist in that is well thought out but the execution of it is so haphazard because sure finding some sort of serious inconsistency in the story that it wasn't accounted for makes sense but the the break room is such a stupid choice how are you not gonna know that I was in the break room at the time of the breach you didn't eat this man thought out things down to the fucking like atomic detail but his in his plan in his backstory his alibi I was in the break room at the time of the breach I come on bothers me more than it should probably but see this is another bodies in the water bodies in the water exist me I don't even know who you are I love that scene though which is amazing and I love they made her super powerful even in the MCU like she's a god tier character in the comics like literally alters reaction she's a reality bender in the comics she's a little bit less powerful in the MCU but damn she definitely could have taken on this is the best that part is though she could take it on Thanos at any time and just straight up killed him and just didn't do it because of plot reasons but yeah you want other than that and still that's the problem with having a character that is as powerful as she is that's like how do you uh yeah how do you how do you not just have her solve the plot every single time let's have her be preoccupied that in the last movie had her try and destroy the minor like uh guard uh vision and keep the mind stone and maybe try to destroy it or whatever she could have just you know destroyed Thanos anyway what's wrong Pucci you want to reset the world r slash s e again I will make the same comments as before let people enjoy what they like judge the fuck out of them but let them enjoy what they like licensing staff going through the wiki no pictures just the way I like it that's not true that's not true I used to be licensing staff I'll tell you right now it's not that we want to have no pictures you just need to make sure that your pictures are compliant with the license and you're like well that's too difficult no it's not too difficult you stupid motherfuckers just like it's you know how many images you can find on creative common sites or even site pay for them if you want to pay for them pay for them if you don't want to pay for them because you you know you're broke or whatever then find there's so many free images or make your own second scp I ever did for the scp wiki which I think was the very first image I ever put up was just a picture of my own hand whatever there's no Easter Bunny there's no Tooth Fairy and there is no foundation timeline there is just differs from article to article there's no definitive foundation timeline come on corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture they're the same picture that's not I remember the the title of this one was I look just like this scp you don't look just like this scp that mask is far more handsome than you do I recognize the bodies in the water you do not recognize the bodies in the water you do not recognize I wish Google actually did that that'd be pretty great censoring stuff the Chinese government the scp foundation oh no I'm gonna get banned in China no I don't think I'm important enough to get banned in China probably the definition of attractiveness has changed a lot 1915 1945 1985 dr. Powers you know what for the core of this meme though like I don't get this what do you mean the definition of attractive this is just an attractive woman in three different outfits and I assume the original picture it's four different outfits I wonder what the original image of the 1985 was when I was born Jesus yeah this is just an attractive woman in three different attractive outfits I guess the first one's a little frumpy but still the second one's fine and the third one's fine it's like let's pretend like our standards of change that to be fair our standards have changed but not over this time period there was a time I was that then in the Canterbury tales there's like a line that I got really confused by where like he talks about it's and this is like what 1600s I think Canterbury tales 1600s either way it's really it was a decent time ago and the guy talks about how attractive a woman is because of how large her forehead is and I was like the and I looked up that kind of thing is like yeah beauty standards like the concept of what is attractive has significantly changed over time but just changing people's clothing that's not the same thing I'm sorry and yes I've somehow gone from I didn't talk at all about Dr. Powers because I actually I don't I don't know this SCP I think it's probably one of the newer ones but yeah this is just that's the reason why that stuck out to me SCP-2913 and this is this is the uh this is I've talked about this a couple times already and the reason why is because I guess it was on my mind uh but SCP-2913 is actually my second SCP article it's the one with the sentient severed hand uh aha well that's a long story I used to belong to this guy called Jimmy Jimmy was a real weirdo and for the longest time my only friend was Joe and who is Joe Joe mama no I don't think no that's not fair rare disc a heavy black disc studded with peculiar redstone when you hold it you're overwhelmed with a feeling of dread it's SCP-093 in Stardew Valley that would that would be great this should be like an SCP Stardew Valley mod how would that work what would you do oh my god thinking about it now I guess you could make it so that the cave was actually an SCP side like you down to like floor 13 or something like that and it's like there's just a mysterious door and you go in it and you're like oh hi and then the mts come and shoot your ass I get to see that being a thing that'd be interesting either way thank you for watching let me go through all of these SCP memes and talk about them if you liked the r slash dank beams from site 19 video or if you like any of the other videos I do on my channel scroll down hit the subscribe button if you don't I will activate the failsafe nuke at site 88 I'm not joking I am joking I'm not joking I am joking either way you'll know and after you've done that head on over to patreon.com forward slash decimarian and pledge at any level like the people in the screen here already have join them in helping support the channel and letting me know that I'm not alone out here I'll see you all again on Thursday