"My name's Douggie and I'm a drug addict. I hate being here! I'm here against my will! And my parole officer said I violated parole, some bull $hi+ like that I don't belong in here! And all these bugs are crawling up the wall! Ahhhhhhhhh !! Hey, I hear there's drug dealers in rehab. Anybody got any blow? Heroin? Pot? Come on...come on...who's the dealer? Who's the supplier? I know there's a supplier in here. I want some drugs! Fu@% you, I'm talking! Oh god, please...please...you know where to find me I'll suck your di@%...whatever you want. My a$$ hole is real tight. It's real tight even for a dinosaur. Please...please give me some blow...some pot...some booze...anything please...please give me something...i need something...but thats okay. I feel much better now. I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah. Sorry about that. I kind of lost it but I'm okay now. Yeah. Yeah. Hey...pssst...hey...how the fu@% do I get some blow around here? I need some fu@%ing blow."