 I'm going to tell you a story and I'm going to say that every word I'm about to tell you is true, it's always a bit embarrassing when a politician has to proceed something they say but it is true, but this is true. When I was union secretary, one of the senior union organisers took his almost brand new union car to the car wash. He punched it in his numbers, drove the car into the machine and the whole thing started getting underway, started off with the soap being poured all over the car. He suddenly realised after the car had got a dazing and soap that he had left the cell phone aerial on the back windscreen. Being a conscientious bloke, he got out of the car and went to the back just at the point that the brushes were starting to go, the water was starting to spray. Now he was a short bloke and he couldn't reach the aerial from where he was standing so he opened the rear passenger door and stood on the lip by which time the brushes were going fully and the water was spraying. And he thought I can do this so he started unscrewing the aerial and if you've ever tried to unscrew your cell phone aerial on the back of a car you know there's a lot more thread there than it looks. Finally he got the aerial off and the brushes were going on the car now and the water was spraying. Because we were standing on a soapy surface he slipped and fell and before he knew it the brushes had caught the rear door and pushed it back. But he wasn't to be out doing anything like save the driver's door. But unfortunately it was too slippery too much and before he knew it the brushes had caught the front door, the driver's door, the water was spraying in. And then it was that he finally turned up at the service station counter, car aerial on one hand, wet, bedraggled. Saying, mate can you turn off the bloody machine.