 I heard somebody who was a uppity up in Canadian government talking about that he's openly going to say for the very first time that the commonality of UFOs is as common as airplanes in the sky. We've known about it for a long, long time. We know about the different types of extraterrestrial beings. And he said that one of them, and this isn't the first time I've heard this, one of the particular race of extraterrestrial beings, are so approximately similar in appearance to us that they could walk down the street and most people wouldn't recognize them. Who is this? Your mom. Okay. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and more. Hey, welcome back. I don't know. Aliens. That threw you, didn't you? I'm an alien. I know. You frazzled me with your knowledge of us. I was pulling the veil back and it made you a little bit disconcerted that the jig is up and we know. That's what we call our penis. The jig. The jig. The jig. That makes sense. Today we got a video. Do you jiggle the jig after you go to the bathroom? This is a video. Is it pronged like a cat penis? These people, this Michelin star Indian takeout is the best thing. And so I think this is in New York. And the Indian takeout has a Michelin star? A Michelin star Indian restaurant. I've actually heard about this Michelin star Indian restaurant and it must be phenomenal and they do a video. I would love to do a video about it. If I could get Michelin star Indian food, that would be amazing. Which is something that I've always wondered because their food is similar to Mexican food. You don't see a lot of Michelin star Mexican restaurants. No, you don't. I asked my stepdad, who is Hispanic, he said it's because it's the food of the people. It's a common fancy food. Right, it's not fancy food. And so. Which is the truth about the majority of a lot of the Indian foods. Even though I'm sure there actually are fancy Mexican restaurants. Yeah, there probably are. I have no doubt. But you just don't hear about them as often. It's like French food. But yeah, but often I bet they're not so much the traditionals as they are variations on those things with those Mexican dishes. Yeah, maybe. Nothing, man, you just have just straight up good Mexican food. Yeah. The guy in the corner probably makes the best Mexican food. I'll go back. All right. I'm Josh. I'm Ollie. And today we're going to be trying Sprozen. Wow. How's the Josh? It's Josh. Sprozen, I'm aware the only Michelin-starred Indian takeaway in the world. I'm finding that really looking forward to your episode. I like how British they look. I hate how formal they're dressed. No. Flipping heck. Probably made me eat testicles and electrocute my face. Oh my gosh! But look how young he looks. Live it. Today, Ollie, we have... Supply! Indian food is the most common delivery food in the UK. No, not in the UK. Chicken Tikka Masala taking the spot of the UK's national dish. How do you improve on something already so low? Today, we find out. I have prepared, Ollie, a wide variety of dishes. We have our Mehdi Mutha. That's German for mother-in-law. Very good. Dal Mahran. Rati. Garlic naan. Chicken butter masala. Goat. Keema powder. Tandoori masala. Lime chops. This looks incredible. Aloo. Take out Michelin. Tandoori chicken. I didn't even know... That's a little weird to be. I didn't even know... I didn't know Michelin did take out. I'm ordering. I kind of don't do it in half measures. It's all or nothing. How much did this cost? A pretty penny. Added other dishes. Where do we start? I have a bit of a thing, man. I'm going to get dipping in some of the curry. Dal Maharani and chicken butter masala. Chicken butter masala. I bet that it's delicious. I bet everything's great. That was not out of a can. I want to try. That is amazing. I've never heard of Dal Maharani before. Have you been all my life, Mr. Dal? Mr. Dal. That broke off. A bit of chicken butter masala. Oh, I didn't know that. My wife never cooks that. Wow. That's crazy good. I've had chicken chicken masala probably hundreds of times. Maybe thousands. But you know how they say in heaven, everyone will be true like who they were meant to be. The perfect version of the Dal. A little bit of a kick. And you're probably thinking, wouldn't it be lovely to have something to wash it down with? Yes. I need to deliver food. Indian beer. Which one? Cobra? I don't think we had that one. We need to load up with a bit of rice. I didn't order any straight rice, because we have a biryani. That's not just rice. Biryani is not just rice. That is heavenly biryani as well. It's biryani. There's just so much flavor to it. That would be the most common thing ever said by anybody eating good Indian food. So many flavors. Okay. I like that. What's this green one over here? Paneer? It's paneer. I think it's paneer. It's not even as strong a taste as it is. That is, honestly, the tastiest mutter I've ever experienced. It's a delightful mutter. It is. They're eating what's spoons, by the way. It's an appetizing mutter. I love their set. They have a great set. It's the grand mutter. It's like we're being welcomed up to a mutter land. Exactly. To a mutter land. Okay, I really want this, I think is the best smelling thing on the table. This is the tambourine land. It's just amazing to me that at any point that that was actually a chicken. It's just amazing. It's amazing. Imagine being allowed by all health sites of New Zealand. Or looking around. The head may have lots of shit there. And this was your destiny. It is, yours. Very nice. Oh, wow. Holy crap. That looks amazing. That is a thing of beauty. Man, oh lamb, that's incredible. When you just have to... He put shrek jizz on it. Peanut butter and jam with peanut butter and lamb. I should have done this. You could have gotten this, but no. You went for lamb's testing. This is what it could have been like. That looks incredible. Incredibly tender. We get warm. Do you want to try the Rogan Josh? Oh, Rogan Josh. That's a very good short film. However, he's very saucy. And I know you're already a messy eater. Oh my stars. I have no idea what Rogan Josh is. Oh my stars. Look at that. Everything looks extremely tender. He's good. His face. Are you serious? It's over my life. It's so British. Oh, man. Where has this been in my life? It's been on a very, very expensive menu. It's impossible to get a resolution. No, no. I'm serious about this, right? I want you to see this. Right, this is lamb. Wow, just just. My stars. It literally just falls off the bar. See that? Your mom fell off my bone. Goat. It literally looks like we're supposed to make. It's like a... Yeah. It looks like our mini... Is that the correct one? I can't remember. I think it's Bob Bajie, right? On Planet Mars. Roundlier. A little bit of lime for you, sir. Do we bite or do we go all in one? Can you fit all of that in one? I reckon half. That's a lot of food. I don't know if you're enjoying this as much of it, because you had it all in one bite, but... I'm more worried. The best goat I've ever had. It's the goat, though. They go... When he smiles, he looks incredibly British. Are we trying everything? Except for this tenderloin chicken. Look at that beautiful chargrilled meat. Chargrilled meat. That looks glorious. Is it moist? If it's moist, forget about it. It's so soft and tender. Full of flavour. Better be it's Michelin. The chargrilled, this is genuinely... It's amazing. The looks on their faces say it all. But this... Is that some lassi he's drinking over there? The door. Looks like it. It's obviously not beer. I wasn't looking at it. I was listening to what you were saying. God, they're British. Not only do they deliver you beer and non-galaxi with the meal, they also have their own intimate fashion. In a bottle. I know you're partial to an old-fashioned... Of course I am. That is a huge old-fashioned. That's what she said. I could go for an old-fashioned. Literally, we've now passed beyond just getting Michelin star food delivered to our house. This is a cocktail from a Michelin star restaurant delivered to your house. They're nice. They're very nice. Wow, we're the good friend. Nothing more. Cheers. Makes me think there's something more. I want to know what an Indian old-fashioned tastes like. That is good. Oh wow, it's really... It's strong, though. It's a small sip. It's a little fashion. Of course it's a small sip. Do you love German? Yeah, I love German. Tripping with honey. Look at that. It's ghee. Not honey. It is. Make sure it's hot, though. If it's not hot, it's not good. Oh my goodness. Who needs flipping donuts? I don't want this. Holy balls. I mean, that is a holy ball. Holy ball. And it tastes heavenly. What's in that? Is that some seeds or something? You know what, it's kind of like a pistachio or something. Slightly nutty. Well, it has a lot of... Cardamom. Your mom is slightly nutty. She's very nutty after I'm done with it. It's unbelievable. This is one of the best meals I've ever had in my life. Genuinely. As it ought to be. If it says Michelin. To try something that you've had many, many, many times before I've got similar reminiscent What's funny is that it may be just authentic, right? Completely agree. It's just authentic Indian food. They have a ton of authentic Indian food in there. Yeah, they do. More than we have here for sure. Way more. I think it's the national food of Britain, actually. The most common food is Chicken Tikka Masala in India. TV. I feel like we should applaud each other. Mr. Jumkar Congratulations. Pretty sure that person doesn't exist. But whoever made this food, seriously. Horrible. Hello, my name's Simon. A jolly bean from Kent. And my reason to meet Jolly today is that my homemade beer is finally ready to drink after months of waiting. And I'm excited to send some to Jolly too. It's a stock. Oh, okay. I really like these guys. 3.5 million basically. Jolly. I think it's the first time I've ever heard of them. Me too. I really like them a lot. We know Michel and I don't think here. But we have a couple fancy Indian restaurants that I've seen before. Agra Tenduri by your old house. I got a message from I don't know if you remember me doing this a couple years ago that there was a food truck that came by when I was living up in Chatsworth. The Bollywood Food Truck and I talked to them and they were from Mumbai and they had it was all basically from her kitchen. They DM'd me. They have taken over ownership of Agra Tenduri. So I want to go try it out and see what the difference is. I don't know that they have the buffet style thing anymore. But the menu is expensive if you go to the website. Ask them if we could do a video there. Okay, I will. If we could try the menu. Yeah, we'll do a video and try the food. Ask them. There's actually a couple new there's apparently an Indian sports bar that just opened not too long ago. Here in LA? I saw it on Instagram. Somebody sent it to me on Instagram. Apparently they have good food. And then there's another one that also doubles as a dance club but it's also a nice restaurant during the day. A Bollywood one. And I think that one's downtown. Supposedly like really, really good. That's awesome. Like more modern fusion takes on Indian food. Cool. And I've tried to email or direct messages to see if we could do videos but sometimes they don't respond. Anyway, that was great. We could try this restaurant. I'm sure that was like $500. Can we order that and ship it here and it would still be okay? Yeah, make sure the gob jam is still hot though. Yeah, please. That was phenomenal. Cool channel too. They're a lot of fun. Let us know what other videos from them or other food videos we can act to. I'm really hungry now. Me too.