 People with foreign names, what's that fake name that you use for your Starbucks order? Okay firstly fuck Starbucks cause it tastes like shit. My name is Sev or Siva in full and back in the day when I actually used my full name for orders I would get things like Seth, Sam, Sarah, even fucking Steve like there's no tea in my name, none. But then I decided to change that. I went through some random names just spare the moment names. Sometimes I'd use just Bob or Bruce. Sometimes I'd get really creative too. My favourite one was using Marco. So here's me standing at the back waiting for my order. Someone would yell out Marco and I'd be like POLO!