 It's tax season and I was so excited about all the write-offs until my dad pointed out that I have to have something to write it off from How am I possibly gonna compete in Park Slope with baby DJ school and artisanal Mayo? How can you top artisanal Mayo at $10 an ounce breast milk? Do you want some breast milk? Yeah, teat milk. Would you like to try some breast milk? This is from Milk Mama, and we have three varieties We have the Park Slope Mama, the Williamsburg Mom, and the Crown Heights Mama And it's a great way to make cheese and butter and ice cream and popsicles Williamsburg Mama has a nutty energizing kick and it's hand expressed Which is really important to make sure that the hands get in there and I do want to say that I think the hands are manicured What can you tell me about the diets of each of them? Well, that's a great question. So the Williamsburg Mama is definitely a vegan She is also an Aries, so I don't know how into astrology you are. What's fine. Are you? So that means that she's probably in Uranus and therefore she would be a good one to go with The Crown Heights Mama is a vegetarian fedula and she tweets her diet so you can keep up to date So there's a bunch of women who just have extra and they're like Yes, wow. Some people dilute their breast milk with cow milk on the market And we are not doing that because cows are terrible and a lot of people drink cow's milk And this is so much more local. So if you want the Park Slope Mommy, that's only 0.3 miles from here Yeah, I'll toast you. Cheers. You're welcome Would you like a chocolate straw with it? It has sugar in it. I Apologize for even introducing chocolate into a child's diet. No, no, that's cool. That's cool. We just want that. It is gluten-free A lot of grown-ups like it. It's a great for bodybuilders. Do you look like someone who works out a lot? That's not an appropriate joke. Well, we do have a serious drinking problem, but for breast milk So I guess I wasn't prepared for the enthusiasm people had for Locally sourced breast milk and I should be thrilled. I don't know. It just seems morally wrong One more season without a tax write-off