 Hello People in the world who are on the internet and Also, hello to the people who are in the world that aren't on the internet and Hello the people that aren't on the world or in the world. Hi. I'm John It's been a little bit since I posted a video or done anything. I've only gone a little bit insane So this is what I wanted to showcase and give to you because it's kind of fun kind of silly kind of stupid You know just about everything else on my channel So this was a zero daily article that came out was released the other day actually today Yeah today today's the ninth right now as I'm recording as I'm doing this. It's fine One of the links they gave us was a cool note Go ahead and punish yourself if you dare challenge accepted Wendy nather Neither I gotta be really really sorry and apologize. I don't know the best way to present for now It's your name. You're really important. Apparently this person has a lot of followers on the Twitter verse on the world And that's cool like that. That's what gives a person value I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. Please don't please don't be upset punish yourself if you dare Let me get the original quote here. It says in my denial of trust attacks talk I mentioned dark patterns. This is a brilliant example of bad UI design user interface design You really can't appreciate how bad it is until you try to use it So we have this link here user in your face calm And there's some retweets here that I really like Initially misread that as denial of thrust attack and I Imagine someone being poked with a fencing foil that bows absurdly instead of penetrating the target It looks like it should take about 16 minutes to try this kind of thing. It looks like it's a bit of a game Maybe 16 minutes is good. I don't know. We're gonna find out see how I do Gonna go in cold. Let's do it User in your face. Hello It says hi doesn't say hello Hi and welcome to user in your face a challenging exploration of user interactions and design patterns to play the game Simply fill in the form as fast and as accurate as possible No Okay Not actually a button. Please click here to go to the next page Not a link. Oh shoot Here was whoa. What are you saying? Next page is not a link Okay here the word here is the actual link user in your face the site using cookies. No If you hit yes, is that a problem for you? Yes, the site uses cookies. Nothing happens not really know that it goes away Oh, so I'm being timed and I have to fill this out choose a password Anything whoa, okay. I have to actually remove the line that's in there outcome. It doesn't hide my password last pass Not that last pass would be able to do anything. It's just trying to suggest like generate a super secure password. Oh God Is a video back is a video good my camera dropped This is gonna be a one-of-a-kind video ladies and gentlemen. Let me make sure that all right the cut still good. We're still looking fresh What's my email John Hammond 985 hurry up time is ticking. Thanks. Oh, that's not a close button. That's a Minimum that's a expand button. What is lock? How come lock unlock? What the heck copyright close 119 is that is that actually in a closing window? It is okay 985 At oh geez I can't even like tab complete here at Yahoo I have a drop-down menu to choose the domain Yahoo.com. I Do not accept the terms and conditions. Oh, I actually hit I do accept the terms and conditions. Oh Please read our terms and conditions. Oh No, I'm trying to scroll right now. That's really slow. Can I just drag this? No, I can't drag it down like that Okay, we're just gonna like run on the scroll wheel right now except Now I can press the button. Thank you. Time is ticking Close Next oh my password requires at least 10 characters At symbol anything have one capital letter have at least one numeral one Needs one letter of your email And my your password is not unsafe. What does that even mean? My password can have at least one Cyrillic character cool It's whatever if I hit next oh sweet it does it Two out of four. This is me. It's complete your profile. Please upload. I Didn't know I was gonna have to upload stuff in this guys. I don't know if there's stuff. I want to show you in there Download image. What is that? Is this an image? Is that actually trying to load something or is that? Is that a picture or not? I Don't think so. I can't like oh view background image. That's that That's the one that we want. Let's put him on the desktop Desktop avatar placeholder. We'll use that as the actual thank you. I know damn it Upload avatar placeholder. I did it Maybe it did something Circle things still going choose three interests ponies Ponies polos. I like polos. I have to turn all of these off Why is there? Oh god, I can't like mouse that way. I highlighted squares on accident tires closets Select all oh no God I really shouldn't have done the video like this I don't know if you realize it, but you're actually standing on a Hotel trash can that's upside down. We're kind of on its side. So And my phone's going off. This is a good video everybody good quality content Jeesum Ponies polo unselect all oh that actually does it okay windows questions and squares. I like those next First name placeholder John Are we still fresh? The camera angle is getting worse and worse Not that that really matters Not that there's anything quality in the camera right now choose a title mister surname What? John Street John Number number what does number mean street number? Oh, it's it. I can't type in that. I literally cannot no stop stop We're not going to record this video a second time. I'm not going to do it it would ruin the effect Hurry up. Time is ticking. Thank you Lock close number. I cannot type in this To 10 11 it doesn't matter age. I have to drag. Oh god. I Am a hundred and fifty-five I Can be up to 200 years old guys Man, there's a lot of years ahead of me I'm gonna go Something real close to my age. So you guys don't know how old I actually am 200 zip John City John, can I do those things? Is that oh gosh? Please choose a country that squirrel did not put me in the actual thing there Where is my country? That's that's it. There's America. Happy. Happy, July. Happy the day. That's a couple few days into the July box Box what does that have to do with anything? I know the time is ticking. Oh damn it So birthday 20 August year What's 200 years ago guys this is in the way? Hello, oh that brings it up. That brings it higher up. Why does it do that? Higher someone excuse me hypothesis. I did not write hypothesis. I wrote higher higher someone else Send help. Please wait. There are 468 people in line send the bottom. Thanks Take your sweet time there, buddy Okay, why is it start at 1900 and go down to the latest ones? 2017 male whoa, wait a second. Which of these is actually Which of these is actually the one that I'm selecting male or female? Next why is next? Cancel it should not be green next should be green that should be in the other place next Age and birth date don't match. Yeah, but at least I'm in the zip code of John Do I have to actually do this math now? 1919 stop scroll wheel stop send to help bottom. I'm gonna annoy the people in the hotel room beside me you 19 2019 19 next age and birth date do not match I Have to be like when you're older because it has it's not it's not 2018 right? Is that right? Excuse me Can I set my age to zero? So now we'll set 2019 Thank you time is ticking next Are you kidding me? I Have yet to be born to age. Why do I select that? That's oh This is agony. Oh my gosh my mouse stop it get out of here. How can we help you're like worse than clippy? the Microsoft potato product Microsoft office PowerPoint. Oh No, I Can't deal with this. It's just not gonna let me move on am I am I doing something wrong? Gender and title don't match. Okay, mr Okay, so I'm supposed to be male when it's highlighted. It's in white good almost done now Select all the pictures with glasses That's not a picture. That's a glad those are glasses. Okay. That's a picture now. Thank you time. I appreciate you I Was I'm one year old right now glasses glasses Glasses he's all have glasses What a capture is that glass? I mean that's considered to be glasses. Those are multiple pieces of glass Can I scroll down at all? No, okay Glad I can't select those. Oh, there's another scroll bar in here. Oh, no Go away I Literally wait. Oh Oh, they're supposed to be selected above No one did I see did I not see that was that was I wrong? I was wrong That's what most of these videos are all pictures with glasses Okay now those are glass panes stop get out of my life Validate What I have to do more of them select all pictures with a circle What What is your classification of a circle here guys because a lot of things in these pictures could constitute circles I'm pretty sure that's hippo. That's definitely hippo. Let's Google that What in fact the hippos look like? Those are hippos Not a circle Go away I'm a square. Thank you. I appreciate that earth. You're a circle. The earth is circle. That's that has a circle in it Can I just validate and go select all checks like I'll pictures with the bow. How am I gonna ever gonna get this right? There's no way Select all checks To checkmark this guy's checking an airplane I It's a checkered pattern is a checkbox Checking his watch checks there checkbox validate. Oh my gosh I'm never gonna finish this. I don't want to actually take the time to Select all the pictures with a circle You have proof that I'm human You know that I'm 200 years old or zero years old These are being arranged randomly That's awful that has a circle our hippo is supposed to be circles is There is that some is there some reference. I'm not getting right now. I feel like I got a rage quit on this validate There's no way that I can get this do I have to select all of these pictures because they're all in glass. They're all glasses I will do it Thank you. Thank you. I know it's gonna be a long video Don't remind me the comment section will I didn't select that Select all pictures with glasses literally all of these have glasses of Spectacles, you know what I'm wearing what you might be wearing what we're all wearing Maybe not all of us but validate. Oh my gosh, I did it 1226 guys we could have been at like 13 minutes and 37 seconds We could have been leaked Do you think it says something different? Let's go back. We're gonna do it again. We got a some that's that's like it make it last 13 minutes No, I can't actually go back. I Tried to redirect. I didn't want I wanted to enjoy the dancing man. Oh No, I Said it for the bit and I really wanted to enjoy the you are awesome text. It was warm in my heart Alright, thanks for watching guys. I hope that was stupid and fun. That was user in your face. I Can't select that text. Is that a picture that might be a picture view background image. Oh, it's SVG file It's all white. I zoomed out. I zoomed way out on that Great. That was fun. I hope it was a cool thing. I hope you enjoyed it. Tell your friends show your mom show your dad Stay in school kids. I Need to end this video. I'm sorry