 Well, I asked for my steak medium-rare, but this tastes like a hiking boot. Did they season this with hatred? Okay, let's try the potatoes. Nope, that tastes like the back of a cat. Let me wash this down with an ice-cold beverage. Ah, just how I like it. Warm. Jesus, this reminds me of my great aunt's cooking. After she died. Gordon Ramsay would burn this place to the ground. Am I being punished for something? Food isn't meant to make you question your existence like this. My teeth are yelling at me. If it tastes like shit going in, will it taste like food when it comes out? Is everything okay with your meal? Absolutely, man. 10 out of 10. Absolutely. Compliments to the chef. Fine cuisine. This is shit, and I'm never coming back.