 Hey guys, happy show day. You're about to go get coffee and walk around Central Park. It is, well it's actually the girls last day in New York. I'm staying another day or two, I haven't decided. But today is a show day, very exciting. I'm going upstairs to get a little snack just in case I just, I'm not trusting where we're gonna end up getting coffee. And then we're off and then I don't have to be at the venue until like two. So I'm gonna come back here probably at like 12.30 and grab my stuff and then maybe we'll get a lunch. You have time, I'll see you. Yeah, cause I don't have to go to school too, so. Anyways, we're just staying in Soho so it's like a little bit of a drive. My hair looks interesting, so. Anyways, we have a new subscribe. And welcome to the official show day vlog. It's sold out, very exciting. Yeah, goodbye. Guys, Dom got robbed. Dom got robbed. It's so fucked. Actually, oh my God, no. You were supposed to pay for nothing yesterday and then you paid the- Don't go to the Kims Bay AMC. Yeah, I was supposed to pay for nothing. Everything was supposed to be free for me. I lost my money. And here's the thing. So I had prayers passed out at my friend's bed. Woke up and it was like, I'm wide awake actually. Like, we should go see a movie. It's all a late night movie. New Buzz Lightyear. It's a fantastic film. Film. Chris said, walk out. Walked out, literally not even like 10 minutes go by. I realized I'm like, oh, short. I left my wallet behind. So I turned back around and called him. Hey, I'm on the way. He's like, oh yeah, he located the wallet. Turn around. And I pull up and the guy's like, here you go. I open it and I was like, oh, that's really shitty. There was cash in here. And he was like, oh, sorry about that. And literally turns back around and Beecher starts kicking the door. Like, we're gonna put your gun to rest in. She's like, oh. It's a ritual. Way more violating. No, I agree. I agree. That would steal us $11 is way more violating than someone stealing $100. $100. Hey. No, because, no, the guys are kicking and screaming telling them you're gonna steal them. They're not proud of their worth for a little bit of it. And then our Uber arrives. So we go back. And they're probably like. I'm trying to dox them. I saw your stories. Yeah, I doxed them on Instagram. But then I made a TikTok being like, AMC, don't go to the Kips Bay AMC. And they took it down for harassment and bullies. I'm sorry. I'll give you $11. No, it's okay. It's the principle. It's the principle. And then she came in acting like she got beat up in a rock. She was test. I got robbed. I go, how, like, did they take your wallet? They took my cash. I go, how much was it? And she goes, it was just, it was cash. And feels moved by what's happened to me. I have a donation fund in my bio. Check it out. She doesn't have it yet, but I'll also have to set it up. But yeah, great. Love it. Someone else will set it up. Love this. Yeah. No, I'm gonna pass around my phone at the show today. That's going in, that's how I'm starting the show. I'd be like, guys, I got robbed last night. New York City's starting to take things back. I thought it was gonna find a miles teller lookalike and instead, I got robbed. Lauren is having bad luck with the bikers today. Off to Blue Bottle we go. They have the new Orleans, like Spice New Orleans that's seasonal right now. So good. I had it yesterday. Oh, perfect. Okay, taste test. Does that really help you taste it? Pretty good. I'll give it. For some reason, I was expecting it to be more of a topic to it, but. I don't know, nothing like Starbucks. Oh my God. You were literally saying, this is the Spice Nola. So it's like, not, honestly, it doesn't even taste like a Nola. It's like part chai. So it's really sweet, but we're at such a park. Wanna see me do it again? Oh my God. This is like parkour. Imagine if you fell. How you try it again? You can do it. Wow, good job. She's five literally. Oh, wow. How great. Do you even, have you even seen Harry Potter? I grew up on Harry Potter. I've seen all of them like 15 times. I don't believe anything Kenzie says. I say, mom, we went to all the premieres. That story that she tells everyone about Maddie where she goes, you don't like big dogs in front of the whole theater and humiliated me at five. And that's what our relationship went on. Thank you very much. Anyways, we're off to the show. Show time in Nola. Yeah. Not me. Yeah. Did you see how she hit me? The damn tortilla challenge. That'd be a funny one. But we like end up in the fight. Yeah, I'm just, it's a brawl. Are you nervous? No, well now I don't want people to think I'm a bad person if I tell my story. No one's gonna think you're a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not actually. So instead of you were. Yeah, no, I'm just reassuring myself. I'm not a bad person. Maybe not. Affirmations. No, you guys, I was robbed and tonight I'm telling my story. Our friend said that she shouldn't tell that story in public, but she's gonna tell the sold out live show tonight, so. And then, as she said. Did you tell her that you were telling her? Yeah. And she said, well, I'll be praying for you. Have you ever had a the good hotel driver gave me? Why don't you take me? I'm not sure my mom. Hmm, that's funny. All right, guys, walking into city winery. All right, y'all, we made it to the green room. I have my outfit unfolded. My pants are gonna end up needing to be steamed. Look who it is. So exciting, I'm getting my makeup done. This is the room, really just making ourselves at home. Bathroom in here, very green room. This is where I was for Claudia's practice show for tour, so I've been here before. But not for myself. We're about to time Dom's stand up sketch bit. Oh, I didn't tell you to start, start. Hi, guys. Look who's here. I wish I had this on every Monday. I didn't come any Sunday's scary yesterday. Really? Yeah. All right, guys, just got my hair done. Makeup is done, I'm doing sound checks soon. I'm being great in an hour. And then I have a lot of time in between that and being great. I don't think I'm gonna do. You did add it, by the way. I'm not even nervous yet. You're surrounded by that. Yeah. Well, at least these people aren't gonna hate me because they had to buy a ticket to see me. Yeah, no, it's like you have nothing to worry about. Yeah. These are actually people. If you're wrong in front of a group, like a group of people who didn't know who you were. Yeah. Yeah, then I'd be scared. It is what it is. Dominique just steamed my pants for me. She did. So nice of her. Someone's gotta earn their key. Yeah. I'm wearing my heels to sound check because I have to walk on the floor. I don't want these really photo shoots with that. You're even in three foot fetish. Okay, we have to go. Marco's on a call. Hey, I want to hang out. Nope, we're open doors. All right, guys. We're out on stage. I'm meeting greaties in like five minutes, but we're back here. It's gonna be great. I'm feeling like completely. I'm like so calm. It's very odd. Completely fine. Yeah. I'll probably do my pants first. Fits like. Okay, guys, there has never been worse writing than in this room. Did you get the hat? My heels were there. I'm about to go out to the meet and greet. VIPs arrived. And then I come back here and we have like an hour and a half until the show starts. And that's when everyone's coming. I know, we're gonna be taking shots. So not more than one. Not more than one. Are you kidding? But like I met three of us as in like dog is taking a shot. Like five ever. Yeah, she actually stopped drinking apparently. She doesn't drink at all this weekend. Love the makeup. Love the look. Love the hair. I'm heading out now. All right, now we have these cute little wine things that I've designed from Tear Media. So cute. It was one of the wardrobe things when you, me, and Margot were together. Yeah, that's true. Nothing beat that time. Like you're a zipper was broken from. Oh my God. I was kidding. Yeah. I went off of the dress code. So yeah. Like Margot was like just. Did we film it? There was a. I don't know. I made it somewhere on it. Yup. It was the last photo of my photo. Girls are here. She's practicing her stand up bit again. She welcomed everyone to her show. You're an airline. You're an airline. Sprung two seeds is considered first class. Lauren has a surprise for you. Really good. Yeah, you, you style that better than anyone's style, but. Really? Yeah. First smelling tequila shot. I think I've ever had. You should have asked for the way. Wait, there's so many cameras. All right, guys. This is actually my favorite song in the entire world. This is a good sign. I cannot believe this song came on. It's a sign. God is here. Exactly. Okay, my heart. We're gonna bring it ahead of us without any further ado, y'all. Please put it. Look at the shot. Okay, so this is how he wears those shoes. I love you guys so much. Thank you so much. I love you. All the attention. Have we got it? No, you didn't. Jessica, Jessica, Jess, Jessica, Jessica, did you for this? Thank you so much. That is actually the most thoughtful gift anyone's ever gotten me. All right, we're going to dinner. We've got a big table top. I'm not kidding. All right, guys, we're now at our post-dinner, our little show dinner. Hello, hello, hello, our little plus one queen, our little fourth star of the show. This is Giving Wedding. We're off-vlogged. Lauren finished National Treasure today. Tonight, National Treasure 2. I watch that every second of it. I don't think I'm exhausted anymore. I have to leave at 8 a.m. I'm starting packing. Oh, I'm hurt right now. Okay, okay, okay, yeah. You were not watching the movie when you get home. No, she will make new. It's a cool movie. It's awesome. You were not watching the movie. Ryan loves you. You do. Thank you. Love the okay bag. Always, Tom has hers with her. But I'm so tired. We just finished dinner. It was so much fun. I'm exhausted. You should have told us you had this after sleep. Could have totally changed the show. Could have totally changed the show. Yeah, whole part. I'm all bad if you knew this. Oh, wow. Guys, we're back. Great sold out show. Guys, thank you so much for laughing. I've got a lot of laughs tonight. Yeah, everyone told me I should go and just stand up. Yeah, what are you thinking? I'm going to stand up. Okay, did it make you feel alive? Yeah, maybe it set my soul on fire. Cool. Yeah, pastoring didn't work out, so this is a close second. I was like, no, it's not gonna get out of the register school. Yeah, really? It really did. The bitch has to be on stage somehow. Sorry. It's so funny. Look at this shirt I got, Kenzie. Should I wear it tomorrow? Yeah. Don't mess with Texas women. Like, don't even fucking think about it. That's so cute. Isn't it so cute? And look at what I got, Tom. I think these gifts equal each other. I agree. Kenzie got me a Kindle. Because she was complaining that we don't have any hobbies that we share. I can't believe you really got me a Kindle. Oh, she's rich. I've never looked at the college Kindle, is there? Kindles are not that expensive. They're like a hundred bucks, yeah. Well, when you have a squatter budget, I haven't had one of these since I was a kid. I used to have the big fucking... I had a nook when I was younger. Dude, I had the thicky one. The big, the one that says turn page on it. Oh, that's why I have one. That's the one that I had. That was ancient history. So are you gonna read Seven Huggins first? Yeah. Do you do your TikTok series? So this is what I'm planning. I'm gonna read this on the plane. Actually, I might have to pop dream, I mean. I might be too sick. But, seven husbands, week one. Week two. And ends with us. No. Because the crawled out things movies coming out. So I need to read that out. Then I need to read The Summer I Turn Pretty again. Because the show came out. I know, I think I need to reread that. I need to reread it. And then I will read what's it called? It ends with us. It ends with us. You need to read it before October because this second one comes out in October. Well, I'm reading a book a week. What? That's normal. That's what this bitch does. I do two or three. She's not. And, and, and, and... I'm an overachiever in every area of my life. Yeah, exactly. You read two or three. I can read one. And that would be good for me. What you need to do, if you're into hockey, you need to read 20% a day. 20% a day, exactly. I don't want to be like this. And it's easier to read it in percentage than it is to flip the pages. I can't make it up. I don't know how to explain it, but it's easy. Wow. Okay, so show recap, honey, tell us. It went really well. Kenzie is really funny. You were the star show. No, but you were, you're really funny. And you and Margot's show, like you guys just up there was perfect and really fucking hilarious. Like I was like in the green room like cackling, but I was like scrolling on hinge, you know? Were you actually on hinge when you said that? Yes. Oh, I thought you were kidding. I didn't really think you were really on hinge. I was. And I was literally scrolling through and then she said something and I was like that. Like I kept doing that. Like all, like the whole time I was like, nah, that was funny. Well, anyways, thanks so much to everyone who came. Guys, thank you so much. That was really cool. I would say something more sentimental. I'm just like, you're too tired. I'm really grateful. I can. Guys, I love you so much. And that was really, really, really cool. And I think Kenzie and I should go on a world tour next. Yeah, I agree. Comment down below where you want to see us next. I'm thinking the coast of Italy for a live show. I don't think one person from the coast of Italy follows me. Yeah, I think so. Maybe you. This is fucking touchscreen. Yeah. This is really nice, you guys. She got me like, this is not any bullshit. How many times she's left my house without taking a photo? Guys, I'm literally like, like I'm literally going to be reading. Oh my gosh, I can't even, I can't even describe. I mean, where's my phone? What do you do with your phone? I'm gonna post that you bought me, feel like Kenzie's, this is my present tonight. Even though I should've got you something a little more. No, I actually was gonna get you a gift, but I'm a little behind on that one, so. That shirt was your, yeah. So that shirt was Kenzie's gift, obviously very equal in price. Thank you guys so much. I hope you guys enjoyed the vlog. The show, parts of it are gonna be available on YouTube and the podcast like next week. Actually, maybe by the time this vlog goes up. Oh my gosh, you can watch it again. Oh, I don't wanna see that. I'm not gonna watch it. I can't watch that, but anyways, love you guys. Bye. Annoying. I know a lot of people like, I don't wanna be on dating apps. Okay, that's fine. My one advice if you don't wanna be on dating apps is go to places where a future partner would be for you. So if you wanna date somebody that's into beer because you like breweries, then go hang out at breweries on the weekends. If you wanna date somebody who likes books because you like to read, then go to bookstores.