 Item number SCP-7 Over 9000! Object class Surprise Lead Keter Special Containment Procedures SCP-732 is currently Uncontainable. You can't! He's invincible! However, if containable, let alone contained, SCP-732 should be kept away from all vital records and should be. Subject must be provided with a 1500 room mansion and a secret lab with which to combat crime and villainy. Compromised records must be destroyed to avoid further contamination of our database. Description SCP-732 is a force or entity which Subject is impossibly witty and charming. Changes our records into fan fiction rambling. Subject has psychic powers and can blow pebble up with a blink of an eye. Bouts are currently unknown. He's with all the cool SCPs. Queries into the nature of SCP-732 have met with little success. To horror! To eldritch horror! While there is no certain evidence, it is theorized that Subject likes cult classics of our records have been compromised by SCP-732. Addendum 732-1 A recent breach in SCP, I'm an orphan with no family but lots of money BLAH! Containment, which should have warranted the simple and safe procedure of data expunged. Somehow led to the deployment of Mobile Task Force Omega-7. SCP-76 kicked Abel's ass and now he's my bestestest friend ever! Was quite displeased when he found that the elfin death god he was sent to contain was not a death god of any sort at all. Quite on a date with SCP-105 displeased. For the sake of our remaining budget, it is strongly advised that more effective methods be found for countering SCP-732's corruption. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.