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I'm not that talented It was made by a much more talented person ollie's illustrations. Who's D2L? That was decent. I didn't know that I felt that it was new Tells are in my description Anyway, today was the first for me as I made it to the other side of London and the home county of Kent. I Assume this was gonna be a really nice county because all the rich people can easily commute into London But man was I wrong turns out there's two sides of Kent The general rule of thumb is that if a place is on the northern coast, it isn't very nice The rest of the county is mostly nice. I did not enjoy my trip here. It made me miss the The pure negativity that he puts out is just great Appropriate because I felt like I was being pissed on this entire trip. It truly was the worst weather. I've had to film in so far Before I give you the eight biggest turd towns in Kent I have to ask how do you cope with driving in Kent? It's appalling. It takes forever to get anywhere The motorways are all blocked or limited roundabouts everywhere and I do like driving but not in Kent Which county should we visit next? I actually took this suggestion from a YouTube comment from dynastones It's always worth letting us know we should be interested in a video in Northern Ireland now before the video starts Please give us a like share and subscribe to help turd towns thrive. Here are the eight biggest turd towns of Kent. It's wish number eight graves and The horrible name matches this horrible Graves in graves and is situated on the River Thames and has a population of 58,000 The name translates roughly to end of the grove You could tell this place was named a very long time ago as there was no grove in sight Just endless gray gray and more gray. It certainly felt like the end Graves end is about an hour from central London and you can instantly see London's influence over this town Graffiti everywhere filthy-looking streets and an overriding feeling of doom and gloom Apparently this town has been rejuvenated since getting high-speed rail to London. If that's the case, I'd hate to see what it looked like before Graves end has it does not look rejuvenated And I want to be like yo, he probably just recorded all of the bad spots, but it all look bad from the aerial A few claims to fame although none of them are exactly good Pocahontas yeah her and this is really random, but she died here It is said she took one look at the town and it was so bad It caused her body to go in shock and she died nobody knows exactly That's good cop. That is an excellent negativity Did you catch that negative off the top of his brain and freestyle that negativity or is that a real fact? You wear a body is buried, but it's here somewhere under all this charming gray concrete Graves end also has the world's oldest iron pier at the same time. It sets a record for being the least impressive pier Also a record was set here from Pilot flying to South Africa and back in 39 hours and 36 minutes This record still stands today as they're unable to find a pilot who's happy to come back to Graves end They prefer it Of course lots of the town's history is intertwined with shit The shopping area is quite grand and you can clearly see that it could be nice here But now the buildings boarded up and collapsing One of the only areas which has had money spent on it is the area around the council building Which is amusing because the building itself is one of the ugliest pieces of trash It looks like a half finished prison. There's a really annoying one-way system around the town center Not as much fun as some people have on halloween when a mass group of 30 men were stopping cars on this one-way system And smashing them up. I'm sure it was just a bit of halloween fun though On the positive front the crime isn't actually that bad here 118 in a thousand I expect it to be more so close to london It's also cheap for kent at least with an average house fetching 338 000. This has made it a popular commuter town There's a lot of history here and a good tidy up would really help graze end before it gets Too much of a stay and really does reach the end I got a time frame to get this album done. Kiki takes on too much I'm not gonna lie. They said under 338 and I was like, oh, that is not cheap. I don't know what they were talking about That's it. That's it. Number seven ramsgate Ramsgate is a famous resort town with a population of 42 000 situated on a rock jutting out of the english channel The weather wasn't going to stop me although it did stop my drone I was maybe expecting a bit worse, but I did find some happiness here down by the marina Which is a pretty nice part of town. It's quite attractive You could perhaps bring a date here as long as you blindfold them It looks like there's stuff in the marina. There's also a beach here somewhere So why does ramsgate make the list? Well for starters, the town seems to be filled with weird arty people from london Apparently they like to paint pictures of dogs plenty of them around here The town centre is rubbish run down and empty although. Maybe everyone was hiding from the rain I sure wouldn't be impressed if I was visiting here though. The people of ramsgate are a scruffy bunch It's hard to tell who is and who isn't homeless ramsgate was named the 11th best place to visit in the uk this year I wonder if the judge is actually visited here It's just the scruffy and depressing as everywhere else on this list with the exception being it has a nice seafront area Ramsgate has an average house price of 322 000 and a crime rate of 136 000 which isn't exactly brilliant In closing, it's fine here if only you want to visit the seafront area But if you walk just a few meters, you'll be reminded that living in ramsgate ain't really living Number six dover Sticking with the theme of depression and drugs by the sea it's dover another famous home of a population of 36 000 Dover is very famous. It feels like it's constantly in the It's famous for its port and the nearby channel tunnel to france It's famous for its white cliffs which at times have almost been used to represent england And it's also in the news a lot because of people crossing the channel But what is the actual town of dover like it actually feels a lot smaller than expected It's basically a narrow place tightly squeezed into a valley The main street runs down the middle with just about enough room to squeeze in some grotty flats and broken down shops There's barely enough room here dover is like constipation The shopping situation isn't great and many have opted to move further out of the town I don't blame them I have never seen so many layabouts as I did on my visit to dover. Who are all of these people? I have no idea maybe they're waiting to board a ship to france Regardless, they help in making the town center feel unwelcoming It's really depressing here, but just like the last entry. It's better by the water except not as good There are some nicer parts of dover. They're on the hillside Rich can take part in their favorite pastime looking down on the poor people Dover is one of the cheapest places to buy a house in kent with an average of only 252 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've seen the gregs. The gregs is the highlight of dover Dover is the town with the second worst crime in kent 168 in a thousand The only reason that dover doesn't feature hire on this list is what type of crime though Is it like just Like what crime are we talking about? Because this levels to crime like it's crime where I'd be like, okay whatever And then there's crime like oh dang they committing crime crime But if it's just crime one crime like Good like right shoplifting like okay You know what I'm saying The town as a whole looks right and has multiple means of escape more than anywhere. I've ever been before But everyone here is escaping in one way or another Number five dark food dark food Dark food is a large Okay to town with a population of 116,000. I really don't remember anything about dark food And I stayed here for three nights. Well apart from the horrendous traffic But I'll get on to that But what a bland unforgettable place this is at first it for be real. Does the uk got bad traffic? I've never I've never Like for some reason it's never came up if y'all had good traffic or not Or did y'all have to sit in parking lots full of people Bad bad traffic I couldn't It was like dartford is going to be a soulless new town with thousands of copy and paste heard covered hutches spaced around the center But when you get to the center, no, it's actually quite old-fashioned and historic And I have to praise dartford for its green spaces It's one of the reasons dartford doesn't finish higher on this list. The central park covers 27 acres I'm sure that is of a benefit to those who live here. That's where the positives end though Dartford is a very derelict place. It wasn't hard to find boarded up buildings everywhere It has an extremely unwelcoming town center, which seems to be getting phased out as new flats replace the shops You would think miami miami's downtown is nice. It's not If you really get in there, it's terrible It's like los angeles la la downtown la is terrible But I'm also from chicago. I think we have the best downtown ever Like even if we don't if somebody can prove me wrong like I don't believe you The facts are not in the air downtown chicago is the best looking All the shops have moved to retail parks and it got me thinking how long before high streets officially die in the uk It can't be long now At one point in the town center, there was a huge group of 50 men deep just stood around doing nothing I'm not sure exactly what that was about. I couldn't exactly thrust the camera at them They're off in the distance somewhere the very worst thing about dartford is the never-ending traffic The town itself is extremely busy and it's hard to cross any roads, but the worst is the m25 That's a major motorway in england Which basically just does a loop of london except at dartford It has to go into the river Thames at the dartford crossing every time that I was here It was hour long queues and it made all the other roads jammed up too The pollution clouds bill over dartford on a cold december evening as brits desperately try to have two hours to themselves Before i'm to sit in this exact same queue the next day to go back to work It's a pathetic existence The cheek of this is that they actually charge motorists to use this crossing when the dot Really The art for crossing was built They said the charge was temporary until it had been paid for but the charge still exists to reduce congestion apparently And that's despite past governments claiming they'll get rid of the charge. What a joke They're never gonna get rid of the charge. They see how much of a money gravity is No, I couldn't live around here Maybe feel sick every time I got behind the wheel the average house in dartford cost 382,000 which is a lot That's the most expensive we've ever seen Due to its close proximity to london and the high paying jobs Just be prepared to spend your life traveling to and from work and when you do finally manage to get home You're in dartford Making it. Hey, bro. Really hate dartford. That's tough Number four gilling them It's the first of our medway towns to make the list. Basically medway is a huge way. Where's this? It's the first of our medway towns in dartford Number four gilling them gilling them. It's the first of our medway towns to make the list Basically medway is a huge urban sprawl comprised of five towns all joined together Gilling them as a population of around 108 Jiggle Yeah, girl, what you gonna do with these before the jiggle them jiggles my balls My bad the coffee my bad doesn't exactly have a good reputation in england It was hard narrowing it down in the end. I've settled for two places Jilling them makes the list because for the size of the place it feels like you're in a nothing place It has to be one of the most depressing places. I've had the misfortune of visiting As you walk along old men emerge from boozers and spit at your feet Feral children try to steal your camera and shifty people watch your every move through crusted over eyes Everybody around And here looks like bad news and it just doesn't feel safe There's not really any reason to come down here. Anyway, basically we're quite close to london So we get all the games without any of the fun. It almost feels like you're in some gloomy london suburb The only thing that puts jilling them on the map is its football league team The jills aren't exactly incredible, but at least it gives people something to do on a saturday I like that their stadium is not an out-of-town soulless bowl. The poverty is a real issue in medway I've never seen so many people queuing up for a food bank as I saw here. My estimate was around 50 women Shout out to the volunteers at jilling them street angels for feeding them It's hard to try and be funny at times like this So I won't I'll move on to tell you that the crime rate here is 107 and a thousand making it one of the least crime Field places on today's list there. We go to and there's a positive There are private schools and people come into london from here So it drives the average house price up to 309,000 a real town of haves and have not so bad number three Marguerite Town with a population of 63,000 it's almost attached to our earlier entry from ramsgate Now this is why I do this the media lie all the time and don't actually visit the places that they talk about Marguerite is constantly talked up in the media for how special it is I honestly thought it was horrible one of the worst seaside towns I've ever visited Now I know that I'm visiting in the rain and I know it's out of season But take the rain away and you still have a promenade of smashed up derelict buildings You still have a horrible high street of nothing but london as you couldn't afford brighton And you still have a crime rate of 127 out of 1,000 which is the fourth worst in ken I get that the media do these articles to try and drum up tourism, but wake up Would you want to visit here? I can see the beach is nice even in the rain, but everything else is I'm too black for the beach Like not a real talk like I don't even go to the beach in america like for what? To be in the sun all day and look at water that I can't swim in like I'm I'm good That's not for me And that's what I mean. Like I can't swim like I can't get a tan like what I'm going to the beach anybody beach for I'm good And that's crazy because I live in miami. I'm still not going to the beach. It's horrible It's not cozy or cute. It looks like a war zone Margate seems to be a place frozen in the year 2000 The seafront is dominated by a giant building appropriately called dreamland. It looks derelict Apparently it's a concert venue and an amusement park. What a dreary hellhole. It looks like shinobal. Oh, I do like to be Besides my car so I can get in and leave Gotta love the gigantic Besides my car. That's real That's not like a prop somebody really did that there's somebody car and then nobody picked it up Oh, so I can get in and leave Gotta love the gigantic council block on the seafront. Apparently it's a listed building too There's no getting rid of that. I know I'm out of season But why does it look this bad? The rest of the promenade is the same story This can't all be because I'm out of season. It looks derelict. It's not a good first impression But he keeps saying that what that word even mean derelict like he said that like 12 times The town sent to his nothing but boarded up shops for the first time in my life I was so sad and depressed that I ate at mcdonald's I bet once upon a time this all looked all right, but now it's a state Houses are expensive here an average of three hundred and thirty seven thousand You know what I'm gonna take my mcdonald's back to the car. I'm gonna cry into my big mac number two Chatham Chatham is our only other entry from the glamorous area known as medway and as a population of 76,000 Chatham is squeezed right up against the town You get to look at all the filthy mud and pollution every day. What a treat on first glance It seems like it's all gonna be bad news, but the high street here was probably the best I've seen all video I'm sorry. I say as I see it. How did it make number two shop here was impressive Especially considering it doesn't look like it's gonna have anything at all Yes, it does have boarded up shops, but it's does a great range of choices thumbs up for that Yes, it does have Is that what does that say? Is that a pound? pound world sexy word sexy rare took us to pound town What they taking us to pound the world am I saying that right pound world just left pound world That's tough bought it up shop, but it's does a great range. Why would they even name it that I get it Like you try to be like dollar store because of the pound, but that's crazy They wilden choices from that's why it's boarded up for that I'm guessing this is where some medway shoppers visit I know there's a big out of town thing too the problem with the town center is the people hanging around here They choose to hurt abuse at you from the middle of the path. So you can't even avoid them unscrupulous looking individuals hang around here all day or nothing It ruins your shopping experience. I just relax or let down here all day or nothing to do but glare It ruins your hey bogus Who is this ksi? Is that ksi Shopping experience I just didn't feel like I could relax or let my guard down It goes further down here when you start walking away from the center as you somehow always end up in a bad neighborhood After spending an hour walking around in the rain and chatter. I was borderline suicidal. I just couldn't take That's why it meant so much to me when a bloke came up to me to tell me that he really liked my camera What a lovely guy. It's that kind of thing that really brightens up your day Chatham has a crime rate of 123 in a thousand, which is bad for most parts of the country But it's not too bad for this list It's also very expensive here of an average of 304,000 somehow doesn't feel like it's worth it Look at all them pigeons too much nature for me Can you react to p10 for yourself after he leaves her as a mental health? Check it out Send a link Sheerness Sheerness is the town of thirteen thousand two hundred situated on its own island the island of sheerness This place is seriously isolated The drive feels like it lasts forever and when you finally make it here you realize that it was a complete waste of time It's a moldy town which is barely bigger than a village It used to be a resort town, but it just wasn't nice enough here for the resort trade to last Nowadays it makes its money for imported cars and it's one of the busiest ports in england The oasis score on the island is just terrible Last month teachers went on strike because the kids behavior was so bad They weren't on strike for money They were on strike because the teachers were getting sexually abused in death threats The island of shepi is doomed for this generation It's gotten so bad that parents are opting to send their kids off the island to get an education or they homeschool them To go along with the horrendous kids of the isle of shepi the adults aren't much better They've worked together though and showed great unity to help achieve and giving sheerness the highest crime rate in kent with 181 in a thousand Presumably people are released from the nearby prison and end up making sheerness a home There's a lot of poverty here. The road down to the seafront is officially the most deprived in kent It doesn't actually look that bad admittedly, but you know these buildings are just full of grimy beds In fact, almost all the poorest parts of kent are in sheerness. It's estimated. There's around 800 children here living in poverty This place is only 50. Listen So anybody who lives in kent kent i'm sure that there's A beautiful side somewhere And it's up to you to make a video to show us Until then this is what i feel. This is this is my picture of it. That's tough It's a little too kent miles from the central part of london. It's like it's been swept under the brook I also found what i've dubbed turd alley. I've never seen this much dog crap in all my life The worst thing is there was a dog poo bin literally at the end of this alley Which makes the people who are doing this the most lazy scumbags ever This alley leads on to the beach too. So well done sheerness. No wonder people don't visit here anymore The beach and the water is filthy here anyway, so I wouldn't bother the town center itself has nothing But I will say this it's quite unique and has a certain charm to it So what can you expect to pay for a house in an isolated town? It doesn't have I'm this did not No town in this whole video Made me want to move there not no architect Normally like there's some type of nice looking buildings or something Nothing and where kids can't even go to school and jobs are hard to come by 276,000 it's not even the cheapest on this list. What a rip-off Sheerness is just too small to attract tourists and his reputation has been badly damaged This area needs investment. It's not even funny. This is exactly what a failing town looks like The buildings look sad. The people look sad Hey turd calm down Did your ex live there or something and by the end of this trip? I was sad So that's that for another week. 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