 Ddw chi'n gŷn fan i'r eistedd, fe yma'n gwneud, syddwn ni'n ffordd syddwn ni'n ddechrau. A faith i chi? Mae pob gwahanol? A rydych chi. Rhaen nhw'n gofyn nhw. Rwy'n gyrnas ni'n meddwl i'r wrth desud y mae'n teimlo. Rwy'n gyrnas ni'n meddwl i chi, mae'n gweld ddechrau. Rwy'n gyrnas ni'n meddwl i chi. Rwy'n gyrnas i mi a'n meddwl rhywbeth, boeni chi i chi'n meddwl i mi i canidio mentirion. I'm like yebo, I'm not mentally strong for them jailers cos I'm like I'm never going to jailers like we, the guys got us like so the police turned up like in the street, the taxi was like all the way up the street and the first thing they said was that until and I was like yeah yeah but I was like I haven't done that on ten of them get on the ground now and I was like well I haven't done it and cuff me, sent me four mates to the cells, meet the roughest, I had to have a shit in the corner one of the cells. They wouldn't let me go to the toilet so my mate who was in the cell with me was like Darren get rid of that shit, it fucking stinks, it's called flies I was like there's nowhere else to put it, they wouldn't let me go for a shit but what's hilarious about that story is when they put us in the cells the first night one of the guards he was like one of them must have been a lieutenant or whatever come to see me he was like Darren I'm a big fan he was like do you need anything and I was like a little bit of food there'd be a nice little guy on my phone he was like I'll sort it no worries so he comes back like I went is that your good mate as well and my mate looked at me and said yeah I'm fucking hungry as well, comes back big fucking breast of chicken rice avocado salad and a smoothie and he went go on sitting in the hall neri and I'll give you your phones and I was like fuck this is some guy this so we were eating I was on the phone and at that point no one knew about it but my girlfriend that text me was like where are you having air from here and I was like listen I'm in jail, I've been nicked I'll be out in a few days and then I couldn't see a reply cos I had to get off my phone we was just in there for four days mate it was the grimace thing everybody eating like these stale crackers everyday it was grim like that chicken breast was the best thing about it everyday was fucking horrible and then we got out and the judge just didn't fuck about he was just like you cheeky bastard you come in here you think you can fucking do this do that he was like give me a passport 15,000 euros to leave the fucking island my friends didn't have any money so I had to pay the 15,000 euros we tried to go round to sleep in hotels when we got out until the money cleared the international money every hotel had been sent a fax from the police station don't let these guys stay here so we were going in they were like can't we ended up having to stay in this little apartment and at that point the daily mail, the daily start, the mirror, the echo it just came out and I was just getting phone calls and I was just like airplane mode, boomf, boomf, fuck that shit did someone steal a taxi? sorry did someone steal a taxi? yeah well I was laughing cos I'm thinking man if that was me I'd been the fucking taxi left on man I'll tell you the gods honest truth about this story I won't hold nothing back I actually wasn't meant to go on this trip they were going for one of our mates' birthday to Tenerife and they told me about it and I went and said to call I said call I'm alright to miss a few days of training I'm going to go to Tenerife calls one of them is very silent and what he says but he's got a tone to him and he went listen I don't think it's a good idea son cos you're a bit you're not all there but okay cos as I said you know I'm 100% I won't just go out and drink five pints I'll go out and drink a hundred pints and steal taxis that's what I do that's my thing but I said okay call sand I said I'll be good so we got there the first night these guys have booked themselves a five star hotel I just jumped on the holiday so got there five star hotel got in the dream fucking lovely laugh right let's get out there so you've went out to like the strip in Tenerife everyone knew me yes dad am by me shot so that was it just fucking going insane ended up in this proper exclusive bar we were just going mental ended up in McDonald's blah blah blah got a taxi back to the hotel now I've done this a few times before this incident so I must have a thing for it as my mates are walking through the hallway I've grabbed the fire extinguisher and just went and just sprayed them next minute one of them I've grabbed the fire extinguisher we went in the room and do you know what I'm actually quite embarrassed talking about this or that's funny but it's actually a passion that we've destroyed the room with throwing the throwing matches off the balcony off the balcony then some guy, I think my friend has actually got a video, some guy at the bottom has come started shouting and I've got a text here of the balcony and he's like, he's just like what gone back in? We're just going mental. We've grabbed our suitcases before the hotel staff could come, we've went out the fire exit, we've gone up this hill, we've went in another hotel, we've rang a taxi to the hotel as this taxi has come I've sat in the back of the taxi we're all loading our suitcases into the into the back one of my friends has jumped in what he thought was the passions aside but it was the drivers side over there to the side and I went what are you doing he went fuck on thought it was the palsy side he went fuck it anyway and I went no lad and I'm in the back going stop it I'm going drive it back now we'll be okay and he's like nah fuck that he went on a whole trip around the island he was doing donuts and skids and I'm in the back going client I'm going stop the taxi please lad we're gonna get fucked he's skidded the taxi bombed it out so I've ran the other way I've thought I need to get away from him fuck that and I've shopped by this car and I've thought I'm just gonna sit here I'm not gonna act like I'm running away at any and I've sat here then he's come running back and I've went no get away from me lad go go somewhere else he saw the tension next minute these busies have just all pulled up and just grabbed us they just knew straight away and they were just like have the guns out now they had the guns out the all new who I was they must have been like they were big fans and that but any excuse to arrest me they were gonna arrest me and and that was it and then if I didn't really come out to anyone say I didn't steal a taxi or any and it was just basically that until steals taxi into anything you have to go with that headline I can't come out and say I didn't steal a taxi even though I didn't get you stuck in your friend on a zeal on it that's yeah listen I took the nap for him I I got a few fucking beatings off Colin got shout at that but that was it