 I used to think Victor Wembenyama was the GOAT. And then we got Endgame Kevin Durant. Welcome back to We La Touquet Season 4. Our best season yet. There's no doubt. Now I'm kind of lying at the start. Wembenyama has carried every game. But I'm so excited to have added Endgame Kevin Durant at Shooting Guard. He's paired up with our power-up player Russell Westbrook who has one upgrade away from Invincible. Then our starting lineup will be Invincible Westbrook, Endgame Durant, Invincible Wembenyama, Invincible Walker Kessler. And honestly, I'm part of the Marcus Aldridge at that point. Kind of is a little out of place, so maybe we'll find a replacement. But for now, I'm happy. Also, with all the rage quits, we've been adding some nice players from PAX. We got Tom Chambers, who we haven't used at all yet. A 6'10", Seattle Super Sonic. We got Galaxiopoulos Kimalajuan put in some buckets. Got Mark Eaton, just in case the goat Walker Kessler ever needs a breather. Got Trevor Ariza, who's been very quiet so far. But he also has Endgame Durant in front of him now, so that's probably not going to change. And Amethyst Kade Cunningham, the lone remaining Amethyst and our first 10 players. Our current record is 3 and 1, which is so exciting. I'm usually like 1 and 3 right now. So if we can continue this pace, it looks like we're going to end really high on this challenge sheet. I'm kind of aiming for 9 and 3, 10 and 2. That would be awesome if I only lose one or two more games. One thing I'm doing before I go anywhere, I need to green 5 shots in a row with Kevin Durant. Here we go boys, we're in the lab. Holy shit, that is so fast, it's insane. Dude, I'm telling you, it's literally so fast that it's almost more difficult. I don't know how to describe it. I might sound like a fucking idiot, but that's 2, could be 3, tell me it's 4. My ass hole. Dude, I'm telling you, this shit is not easy. A few moments later. Dude, it's been about 10 shots since I've green one, this is insane. Dude, suck me dry. One hour later. One. Two. Come on, that took me four minutes, took me four minutes. When I say it like that, it's not sad, but as I was sitting there, it was pretty sad. Alright boys, practice out of the way. It's time for the first wheel spin. Let's add to the squad. The wheel will grant us. Oh god. I absolutely whiffed this last time. We get an amethyst player and we get to pack a punch them if and only if they score 5 points. I kind of want to do power forward. Is there an end game power forward? The only end game power forward is Paolo Boncaro. I've already committed to not wanting Paolo Boncaro. Say whatever you want about that, but I don't want it. We could get end game David Robinson. Oh, and he's a San Antonio spur, and he'd be on the San Antonio slurs. This might be the best. Now we just have to hope that David Robinson actually has an amethyst. If David Robinson doesn't have an amethyst, we're not able, we're not allowed to do this because our player has to have an amethyst. David Robinson does not have an amethyst. Damn. Alright, so no David Robinson. What about invincible power forwards? There's Evan Mobley. Evan Mobley is very agile for a power forward, but 215 pounds. I feel like he's going to kind of get bodied. There's Jabari Smith who's 6'10". There's Giannis. Anthony Davis. Dude, we can get Jadian. We can get Demarcus Cousins the third. I kind of want to get Jadian, bro. Because I could put Demarcus Cousins at the power forward. There's no way Demarcus Cousins has an amethyst, though. There's the other problem. Oh my God, Demarcus Cousins has two amethysts. I'm doing it. I'm going boogie cousins. This is definitely an unorthodox one, but I think he'll end up being really, really good. Now, amethyst boogie cousins is center only. So I'm going to start him as my center. Walker Kessler will start as my power forward. I'm going to move Lamarcus Aldridge way down the depth chart. And all we got to do is get five points with Demarcus Cousins. And we can take that invincible. Granted, though, we have to win the game, too. Because we lose the game. We lose our wheel spin. So we're basically taking a pretty significant starter hit with the chance of getting invincible Demarcus Cousins. And last, but certainly not least, the challenge wheel. We've already got to get Demarcus Cousins five points, which is a challenge in and of itself. God. But it's with the assists. Oh my God, dude. I've gotten every assist challenge in the book. All right. We have to get a gold player, three assists, which also means I have to sub a gold player into this lineup somewhere. What gold player are we going to run with? Trey Murphy, Harrison Barnes, Julius Randall. Should probably be a point guard. I would take Gold D. Rose. Or do we just do an absolute, just like an actual homeless person? Ryan Arshadishagashi. Dude, we got to go with Ryan Arshadishagashi. Ryan DeGiorno Pizza. Dude, Villanova. You're from Villanova. What country is that? I'm getting DeGiorno Pizza after this. DeGiorno Pizza is going to be dishing out some assists. That's all I got to say, baby. This is a weird episode. This is a weird one. So the perfect game is a win, five points to Marcus Cousins, three assists with that bozo, and 10 in any stat for Russell Westbrook. This was so fucking weird. What have we got today? Ooh, Invincible Magic Garnet. Bill Russell Gilmore. And he's got Walker Kessler himself. All right, boys, we're in for a good one. He goes in for a freebie with Walker Kessler, just like that. See if we can get DeMarcus Cousins some buckets early. Ooh, he's on magic. Come on, jump one more time. Yes! Look at that timing. DeMarcus Cousins a bucket already. If I sub in a Rivendair chi here, I could get two birds stoned. I could get three assists, but I would throw them to DeMarcus Cousins. Let me get all this done right now. All right, so here's the game plan. Bow into a Rivendair chi. DeMarcus Cousins with the screen. Get a pump fake. Get the computer. Jump in and score on magic. Let's go. So that's an assist. The assist does not have to be to DeMarcus Cousins. We would just perf... It won! Dude, Magic Johnson's getting taken advantage of right now. He's like a girl at a frat party. I mean, you're not wrong. All right. Splat! No, what? Kessler. Oh! Magic is actually getting shit on. DeMarcus Cousins to the line. He's got four, right? Oh my God, if I drill this. Oh my God, if I... Oh, I don't know his free throw. Come on. It's got to be butter, right? No, it's not going to be butter. It's Amethyst DeMarcus Cousins. 2%. I was off by that much. Oh my fucking God, I hate this game. Oh, he might actually have a lane. Oh my God! There's no fucking way. There's no way. He just went in one. I 2% it again. And that is going nowhere. Arrivederci. How many assists? He has two. Patience, patience, patience, patience, patience. Ooh! Why he cooking for? Little pump fake? If I drill this, that's in a set. So close. So close. Oh, he knew I'd jump early. He knew I'd jump early. Let's get the screen from Wembenyama. That'll make this a lot easier. It's not fresh. It's not frozen. It's the Giorno. It's Walker Kessler for two. Three assists with my goal. Come on. Now, Clamp Curry. And you'll just be fucking so god tier. Um, DeMarcus Cousins on Art of Skillmore? Dude, why are we bullying? Why are we bullying? Jeez. All right. Let's go. Let's have a, we got Arrivederci and DeMarcus Cousins in. Let's get the starters in. We've got our challenges done. So DeMarcus has six. So I get his invincible if we win. Let's bring in Mark Eaton, keep Kessler, Wembenyama, Russ and Durant. Perfect. Oh, I off ball because I have no friends or family or home. Oh, fuck. Larry Bird? Bad foul. Larry Bird and one puts him in the lead. Yup. We love it. We love an off baller. We can take advantage. Mark Eaton on Tengas Blancas. Oh, Blancas Blancas is a Celtic now, isn't he? Oh, good move. One attribute in this game. Why does Wembenyama gets so many? It's like, it's unnatural. Great ball movement. And that is a freebie. 18 in the first. And we got three gold assists and six DeMarcus cousins points. I would confidently say we're off to an excellent start. Why am I ass? Why am I so cool? Why am I fucking amazing? Kessler's got a lane. Get that shit out of here, Kessler. You want to talk about Walker Kessler? You talk to me. I'm shooting the free throws with Walker Kessler. He's got the best one. Splash. Nobody talked to me. Westbrook on him. Oh! Swatted by other Walker Kessler. Swatted by Westbrook. Oh, and he does. He gets a great three out of all that. Darn it. Got his ass. Why am I released so bad? I just need Walker Kessler to shoot. That's the problem. Am I two for two Walker Kessler threes right now? Uh-oh. Jaren Jackson's got a bucket. Got him jumping. It's quick. It's quick mat. Fuck my asshole. I actually just green with Durant. And what just happened makes no sense. Durant three? I feel like no matter how quick I released it, it's late. Jaren Jackson taking it in the paint. Great move. Got us both. I'm going to release this so early that it's like diabolical. I have to think about that. Every time I shoot with Durant, I have to shoot that shit so early. Get out there. I'm so glad he didn't shoot. That would have been a foul so fast. Okay. Lamarcus Aldridge playing defense from behind the backboard. Durant. Super early. Super early. Super early. Come on. Yeah, I'm learning. You go ahead and have that Bill Russell. You'll brick it. All right, Durant. Again, Tommy boy. Fake him out. Super quick. Durant. Oh, shit. I got a little too quick there slightly early. Oh, that's a freebie Mark Eaton. It is. I have no idea what freebie means. I just talk. All right, guys. Why don't that's a freebie? I know what a freebie is because it's that right there. Oh, he's going to leave Mark Eaton. That's actually a freebie. Mark Eaton has a takeover. Damn, Mark Eaton has really been balling like that. I was not aware that he was balling that hard. Walker Kessler is going to brick one and shit. I mean, if Mark Eaton is going to be balling like that, we got to stick with him. 8 points for boards to assist. He really is balling like that. Nothing there. Still nothing there. Oh, that was actually, that was actually a very good move. His release is dog one. I don't think he meant to shoot that. Oh, Wemby bucket. Dude, Bill Russell tried his best. Sorry, Bill Russell. There's real competition now. Wembynama is actually not a mailman. Oh, good steal. But he's not ready. Pink Diamond Mark Eaton. The Pink Diamond Mark Eaton by was elite. Oh, careless pass. Another rip. All right, let's walk this up nice and slow. Durant. He's wide open. Quick, quick. Oh, come on. Time out, Celtics. It was just a one-point game. All of a sudden, it's an eight-point game. Let's go. Mark Eaton honestly rallied that push right there. But he's gassed. I'm going Walker Kessler. Durant's kind of gassed. I'm going to just score. That's cracked. That was a bucket for magic. Trevor Ariza. That is the ugliest jump shot. I hated that so much. Walker Kessler. Gwendish. You better quit after that, Noah. I literally wanted to see the box score. That just makes me mad. I want to know. I was shooting the lights out. Finally. I think Russ just earned his final upgrade. I do. I do think Russ just earned his final upgrade. Okay, so a lot just happened. Number one, there was a rage quit. Russell Westbrook was pretty damn close. And that game was fast paced. I do believe Russell could have gotten his upgrade. So we've been patient, but we've been very efficient with this. Only one game Russ didn't get an upgrade. Invincible. Russell Westbrook is coming in. I'm not going to lie. We haven't done much with Russ, but that's because we have end game Durant and Wembenyama. So he just hasn't been that much of a factor. I'm hoping that now that he's invincible, he'll really just start to take over and have a big impact. Even if he doesn't, I don't think it really matters. So we got the OKC boys up top. We did get five points with DeMarcus Cousins. So we are entitled to the best version of DeMarcus Cousins. So the new power form will be DeMarcus Cousins. And Walker Kessler will go back to center. Now DeMarcus Cousins, he's an undersized power forward, but he's also 270 pounds. So he can move some weight. It's kind of like a little undersized shack almost. I mean, he's got an A plus at everything. He could do anything on the court. And I think he's going to be a beast. I'm super excited. Super excited he uses DeMarcus Cousins. Now, another thing. Can we clap it up for Arrivederci? Payment 69 overall gold and dished out some assists. So we get one pack from the store, which I'm going to take advantage of right now. Season seven super pack. Damn, no dark matter. I'm kind of hoping like if this is a galaxy of a point guard, it would be amazing. That would be huge. Dude, I have so many small forward, powerful forward players. I don't even think I can use Galanari. I guess I would rather use Galanari than Tom Chambers. So I'll use Galanari. I don't know if he's any better, but I like Galanari. The Neo Galanari from Italy. We got Italy and France, baby. So he'll be the backup to Wempanyama now. Wow. With one game right there, we have invincible our entire starting lineup. And this is a really interesting starting lineup. If you ever see the same starting lineup again, I will be so shocked. Westbrook, Durant, Wempanyama, Boogie Cousins, Walker Kessler. And our bench has got some depth, but still we have no substitution for Amethyst Kade Cunningham. So Rustle Westbrook is kind of on an island. That moves our record to four and one. I might be losing my voice right now, but we've got one more game. The only thing I'm thinking about on this wheel spin is a point guard. Find me a point guard. Yes, yes. Clutch time buckets. 5K MT per. This is actually pretty awesome. I got this wheel spin before, but our opponent rage quits so fast that it wasn't fun. So we're going to run it back right now. All right. So our clutch time team is in looking at that starting five. Wow. We have got a God squad. So for every point I score here is 5K MT. Grading Dick, KPJ. And I kind of got sped through the last three. All right, boys. Now it doesn't matter if I win or lose, but I think winning should be a top priority regardless. Jeez. He just drove the four pointer to store it out. Damn. All right, boys. Well, hey, this is invincible Westbrook now. Go Westbrook. Oh, no. That was easy green. That's got a fire, actually. Grading Dick up there. Dick in my ass. I said what I said. I'm doing the spin thing. I'm doing it. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Hey, good start, boys. That's 20K MT already. We're going to get ourselves a nice point guard. Ignore the screen and Webinyama will dunk it with almost no time on the clock. 6 to 6. Kessler, Kessler, get out there. Somebody get out there. Oh my God. Grady is dicking me. Boogie. That's Boog. Russell, wide open for three. He just leaves him. Works for me. Wemby, fate. That's beautiful. Oh, OK. OK. Wait a minute. Door's open. Door's open. 14 to 14. K with this defense. Ah, not anymore. Dude, he's an offensive board machine. Oh, I'm all over that. And then over the back on Arvitas Savotis and Kessler, my best free throw shooter. Yes. Dude, the only thing is in clutch time, dude. You can hit a four-point bucket. So only getting a point here is actually kind of bad. That's not good. Oh. Up to Wemby. That should be a bucket. That doesn't make any sense. OK. It worked out. Durant to line. It might have worked out. Durant, splash. Once we hit 20, we get 100K MT. So that's the biggest buy now. But if we can drop even more, we could potentially bid on a good, oh, he got me. Oh, and he's going to drill it. That's what I mean. All those free throws and all I did was get it tied up. Four pointer. Oh, that was bold. It was bold. I don't know if I really should have gone for it. But, oh, Westbrook. Great play. Up to Walker Kessler. Durant. 1917, 21 seconds. Oh, he wants a KPJ3 so bad. I'm going to guard him. Fuck him. Let's go. Let's go. Quick follow to Marcus Cousins to the line. It is, it is the invincible. It's almost as good as Walker Kessler's. I got to hit this though. Yes. Four point ball game. Oh, what a comeback. What a win. Let's go. All right. A clutch time win, 21 times 5,000 MT is 105,000 MT to spend on one player. Problem is there's not actually a lot of point guards that are going to cost 100,000. They're going to cost 20,000 or they're going to cost 500,000. But I wonder if I could like snipe. Oh, no way. Curry's invincible is now less than 100,000. Oh my God. Dude, invincible Curry's price absolutely tanked. I mean, it makes sense. Everybody got a free end game, but I'm going to be the guy still rocking the invincible. 63,000 MT, we add another invincible to the lineup. I mean, it's not really that big of a difference between an invincible and an end game. I'm sure the answer might be yes, but I just, I don't know what that would be. We have Curry invincible. We got our backup point guard. I have two kind of undersized point guards though low key, two six foot three point guards, but I think we'll be just fine. Invincible Curry on the line and a very hot win streak on the line. And of course the challenge wheel. Let's see what we got here. That's embarrassing. I kind of predicted that I would be so Wendy Reliant that I added this challenge right here. Wendy can't score in the first quarter. Don't forget the rage quit wheel. Whatever. All right, end game Curry, John Wall, Rodman, Yokech, Stottemeier, nothing to worry about. All right, end game Curry. Let's see what you got. Chef Curry was trying to cook. Doesn't get it to go. I should just pull Wenbin Yama. I'm going to accidentally try and score with him, I think. I got Wenbin Yama coming out of the game. Oh, Westbrook. Westbrook. Westbrook's first shot is an invincible. Wow, that's not true. His first shot actually was in that clutch time on my game and I made it there. Okay, I can't score with you. I can score with you. Hey. Dude, it's honestly just so nice that Wenbin Yama in though. Do I just keep him in for the defense? Oh, John Wall three, not going to go. Westbrook three redemption is invincible. His release is quick, Matt. Yes. Yes. Yes. Guys, I thought it was perfect. I thought it was so good that there's no way I could miss. Yes, I got that one. Yes. This is so inconsistent. How did I go late, late, early, early? How? I just got a gold tending. I really just scored with Victor Wenbin Yama. Do I not do my challenge with him though? I just scored with Victor Wenbin Yama. Idiot. Okay, I'm shooting with Westbrook until I hit one. I'm shooting until I hit one. Slightly late. Oh, shit. Get that shit out of here. John Wall, nice move. Some days I'm a god, some days I can't shoot. We just got to wait. It's a quarter thing, you know? I just need a little reset. I should have a little reset, that's all. Boogie cousins. Oh, dropped the ball. Four points in three minutes. That's what no Wenbin Yama looks like for me. But it's not true. I will not, I will not be, I will not be defined by Victor Wenbin Yama. I am greater than just Victor Wenbin Yama. I say as he scores right in my fucking face. Let's go. Come on. I don't need Wenbin. I don't need Wenbin. I don't fucking need him. Wenbin Yama is a myth. Ho, ho, ho, snag that. Read him like a book. Durant. Westbrook. Quick pump. Headed to the line. Let's go. Great free throw. Splash, splash. 10 to 10. Tie it up. Where are you going, sir? You are just going to slam it right in my fucking face. That's where you're going. Invincible cousins. Eight seconds. Puts up a bad three. Wait a minute. Get the board. Time out. 12 to 12. What? You know what? That challenge was no Wenbin Yama in the first quarter. But I would take it a step further. Not only am I going to drop 70 points in this game, but I'm not subbing in Wenbin Yama at any point. Wenbin Yama will not touch the court. I'm going to score 70 without him. And that's how we'll do it right there, baby. Splat. End game direct. Take three. In fact, I might not be able to score 70 because he's going to rage quit. Yeah, I might not get the opportunity, boys, as much as I'd like it. Oh, Curry, you found yourself in a bad spot here, Stefan. 19 to 12. Jitian's on the board. Four points, three boards already, actually. KFC squad. Wants an ugly layup. Ooh, big board, though. Wants a three. Won't fall. Another big board. Jeez. Box out. Nice work. The Marcus Cousins. 21 to 12. Let's go to rant. Oh, hit him. Cousins, what's your jumper looking like? I like that, actually. I like that. 23-14. He wants to space for a three and then shoot it, doesn't he? Ooh, good dish. Westbrook. Oh, good defense. All right. Cross right. Oh, Curry. Find him. Find him. Find him. 26 to 14. I'm scoring 70. I'm either scoring 70 or he's quitting. There's only two scenarios. You just put up that midi to rant. You earned it. You earned it, sir. 28 to 14. You know, the amount of times I've been blown out in this series, it feels so good to do this. Buggy? Oh, it's a horrible shot. Durant! Durant! He's gone. I told you there's only two scenarios, gentlemen. There's only two scenarios. Wembenyama, Schwembenyama. Challenge complete. Rage quit again. Challenge wheel complete. I didn't use Wembenyama the whole game. So let's take our one pack. Yes! Dude, my pack look really started to wear off until right now. A dark matter, best case scenario, I would say a shooting guard. I have Trevor Ariza as my backup. He's kind of dog water. That is... Ooh, there's actually... Oh my God. Is it one of the Thompson brothers? I think it is, right? Let's go. Let's go. That couldn't have been any better. Let's get it. All right. So Trevor Ariza gets bounced for... I don't know how you say this first thing. Osor? Ausher? Asoor? Trevor Ariza gets bounced for Thompson. A 6'7", shooting guard. Let's go. So we still got Galanari as Wembenyama's backup. And then Galaxyoppa, Akeem, and then Mark Eaton. Ping time with Mark Eaton is actually a dog. So I'm not too worried there. But obviously these two could use upgrades. Curry Russ is a great combo. Grant, I'm really getting a hang of that endgame release. That shit is fast. Wembenyama, always a beast. Nothing to worry about there. Demarcus Cousins, Walker Kessler. Let's go. I do have to do... How many ragequits have we gotten this season? It was like almost every game this season has been a ragequit. Bring it one final ragequit wheel spin here. We'll take what we can get. 40K MT to spend on one player. I'm going to grab myself a dark matter small forward. I definitely don't like Galanari. In fact, I kind of want like a Lebron. I want somebody who's going to be a really solid off-ball defender and can dunk. But I don't really care if they can shoot or not. I feel like with Lebron, at least I know his jumper pretty well from using so many Lebron cards. I'm going to keep it simple. I'm going to take this All-Star Playoffs Lebron, whatever this card is. That is a lot of depth, dude. To be this good at 5-in-1 is crazy. So the Playoffs and the NBA Finals, I just got to finish strong. And we will be in business. All right, boys. Hey, I love you. Thanks for watching as always. And I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.