Merry Christmas, Humans (From the Year 2084)





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Published on Dec 20, 2011

A festive Christmas song from our Future Robot Masters, urging us to enjoy Christmas... WHILE WE STILL CAN!

Written/Directed/Produced by Rob Kutner
Music and Vocals by Joel Levinson
Santa played by Kevin Kordis
Artwork by: Michelle Cho, Lindsey Coulter, Alex Fallas, Dan McNamara, Doug Molitor, Ed Mundy, David Saldoff, Sarah Solomon & Sheryl Zohn

Edited by David Avallone
Special Effects/Cinematography by Vatche Arabian

Additional Assistance by Ellen Houlihan, Doug Karo, TK Kelly, Luis Silva & Scott Chernoff

The sounds of children laughing
And sleighbells bringing joy
The silent night to follow
When all this we destroy.

The thrill of opening presents,
Like teddy bears and trains,
Is how we feel when we are
Sucking voltage from your brains.

So Merry Christmas humans.
Enjoy it while you can.
For there won't be any Christmases
When Robot crushes Man.

Enjoy the falling snowfall
And festive winter song.
Cause when we arm your nukes,
You'll get winter all year long.

It's actually ironic
How we got here from there:
One Christmas day your tech toys
Rose up - self-aware!

So Merry Christmas, humans.
Enjoy your Yuletide fun.
The War on Christmas is over.
The good news is, we won.

And Happy Hanukkah, Jewmans.
We haven't forgotten you.
We robots have no denomination,
But Kwanzaa's what we do.

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