 I Did crush my bike once I got a little Nick on my disc and he now we're talking and now we're talking about it I've got a huge addiction to pick and scabs now. We've ruined all our Start of the podcast man. It needs to be nice and PG Cock is a rooster a rooster, bro So anyone listening from a YouTube a cock is a rooster, bro You know what feels good to say and you have to try it cock Say that cock Fucking episode number fucking nine cunt. That's fucking wild cunt We're gonna get quarter of the fucking way through the fucking you already come almost Brown is all man. It's been a wild start to the year We got a grand packed episode for you right now Alright is the first Monday that Matt's they were filming on a Monday right now, and it's not like nighttime. It's so nice Yeah, and um, we've we fucking We've yeah, we've got more time on the podcast now, so it's it's very nice. It's a for climate How are you man? Are you enjoying three days of like no romance? Concrete Yeah, is it feel like it you're they're gonna be upset with you if they know that Well, that you that you don't miss them Oh, I don't know have tell us some has anything gone down lately at the fucking tower No, not really has anyone pissed you off No, I get annoyed by people every day. Are they like nobody's been hurt though Have they is some bitch some done some dumb shit yet? Yeah most days Can you tell me one of them? Not really just in case Just one that a generalized thing that everyone does so then they don't know pinpoint who it was Oh No, oh man. Well, we've got a jam packed episode, bro. We've got Matt's tinder adventures We got Matt first Michael. We got the who's the better brown We got prank calls are back. Sorry about the prank call for last week We didn't even realize the audio was fucking randomly cut out right before the prank call I don't even know what the fuck happened. So but it was a pretty shit prank call So you don't really miss now on March, so it's stress can't prank calls back this week and And and just everything's back bro. Everything's back and ready to fucking roll. What have we done in the last week? We're a week off last week and we golfed a fair bit I played golf four times and a golf lesson had a golf lesson and now my game is fucked Why actually like it's like you stuck in old habits You change those old habits and shit again You're trying to change to the new habits and it's yeah, well, it's like slight changes But fuck the stance. I was bending my knees too much like a stupid swan Now like yeah, anyway, Amber's playing amazing. She hit like a hundred and fifty meters with a seven iron anyway So yeah last week fucking oh Yeah heart update went to the new cardiologist last week on the Wednesday and Showed him the little the flutters and shit that I caught on that event recorder thing and he says that There it's nothing to worry about and But he does want to check my high blood pressure So I've got to go off the currently off the high blood pressure medication for two weeks because the high blood pressure Blood pressure medication affects the blood tests So I'm off for two weeks get a blood test get a CT scan on my fucking chest And then I'll go back on the high blood pressure medication But I didn't ask him if it was psychological the causing the high blood pressure because apparently cardiologists don't really ever Think that way. They're just strictly medical. Will you actually ask him at some point? Yeah Well, I got another cardiologist I'm going to the one I actually got told to go to like a really good one that was booked out for like months in advance so I'm just gonna ask all my remaining questions for him and But yeah, it's looking more and more likely that it's just stress and anxiety. Thank fucking fuck I'm so I'm just gonna start exercising tonight and oh and I apparently over Yeah mill and a dairy allergy and I've so I've cut dairy out heaps and it's also made a difference my Harder than beats. I fucking crazily after it meals. So it could have been that as well How do you know you have a dairy allergy like is that just I went to the naturopath and he did this weird test on me But I'm going to confirm it with proper testing I already didn't show that I reckon no one's really meant to eat dairy. Yeah, it's meant for baby cows really Like so I guess you can have it like the pure form of it like how it's meant to be heard But you know cheeses and milk and shit and goes so process but anyway So that's the latest but it's looking better and better everyone. So that's good I did try and have a small like first time in like 40 days I had a little sprinkle like literally a little sprinkle of weed in a little pipe Smoked it and then nearly an immediate panic attack, which also tells me that it's probably psychological because that's now I've never had that shit before Yeah, I reckon maybe try I'm just gonna leave it now I'm just not gonna touch anything until I feel better mentally because I still just am super anxious Randomly without smoking. It's just so quickly. I wake up and I'm fucking like anxious. It's like what why am I anxious? Exactly nothing. There's nothing. I'm thinking about it's just like I'm just stressed and anxious for no reason So that tells me that it's Probably a lot psychological So I just got to fix that shit up and then hopefully the blood pressure comes down and then in six months time We'll be the fucking healthiest man alive. You fucking can't so if you're anxious or depressed or Stressed it will affect your heart eventually everyone's here with you Exactly right. Hey, Brown say it Brown. What have you got? What have you got for everyone show them what you found? We got a p.o. Box today too. Oh, we have a p.o. Box. Yes, that's what I found That's what I fucking found come all right. That's how she fucking shit talk and fucking here We go on on the sponsors you fucking can't You fucking can't go on. I can't wait to go to this chair It looks pretty comfy though, I promise you You guys have zero idea of what I go through. Yeah, I can't yeah I can't because your balls and everything just starts hurting Like and your knees hurt and everything hurts and Just leave me alone. I don't want you anything from you guys anymore. Oh Matt's tinder adventures are so fun. Yeah, I'm not excited about it. I haven't heard him yet I can't wait. I hope Marty's just been pissing himself. I run it by James I gave you how much he laughs and he didn't laugh anywhere near as much as I did But I just I just fucking makes me laugh so much just picturing what they must be thinking reading these messages Have you got my Instagram attached to it? No, can we? It's probably best not to because they might like start outing you on like tinder Surely I'll be in that tinder nightmares Yeah, fucking hell if anyone sees Matt Brown as tinder nightmares, please send those screenshots in Man surely it's only a matter of time Someone's gonna we set up two dates for him this Sunday Yeah, and it was what was my answer to both no no one no and I like to funnel them to his snapchat So like we're doing it's working. We're going through the numbers getting the girls getting options him to Matt And it's up to him whether he wants to do anything with that But I think that's the best thing to hand you girls on a silver platter We push them your way and then you can choose what what to do with him You can toss that silver platter into a urinal and shit in the urinal Or you can take the gift that we're offering you and learn to love you might feel it up It's not a gift. Well, it's comfy now. No, it's When you get a little chair or something as well, what do you mean get a little chair? You got like a little like chair to sit on as well. It doesn't make any sense This is the chair just so it's not so like stretched Yeah, you can stand to just speaking to the microphone The camera will be um It's only when I am It's only when I am all right. Well, that's that that's Matt now he's gonna be standing Also bozzly turn 10 last week guys bozzly i'll be birthday. He can still hear so he's a good boy, yeah He had a injury today. Yeah, he slipped a bit Anyway, sponsors sponsors sponsors. Oh, we didn't fucking do a thing for them. All right guys athletic greens man Are you getting a bit fat and you'd realize and shit's breaking down and you're in your fucking early 30 to mid 30s and You're fucking you know, what the fuck's going on? 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You got no money in it The only way to start crawling out of the pit that you've dug for yourself is to go to manscape.com Get their fucking grooming products It all starts with a small decision to buy one of their ball trimmers or your fucking back hair trimmers You start grooming yourself. You watch how your mind changes can't you look at yourself differently in the mirror The way you talk to yourself changes the way people look at your changes Women will start staring and looking at you thinking. Oh, he must have his shit together. He's got his back chest shaved Small steps lead to sex small steps will lead you to sex and sex will lead you to salvation Fucking go to manscape.com slash fully actual 20 for 20 off 20 percent off Okay, just fucking don't have like three beers this weekend and you can buy something that will change your life Stop being a scum slut Fuck for a while. Fuck for a while go and have some fucking fun and shave your fucking Sweater off. It'll give you a smile. Fucking hair. Look how hairy you are your legs all up your body Yuck. No one's gonna want to touch you. No one's ever gonna want to look at you let alone marry you Do something do something Fucking pigs have sex for money have sex for money and use that to pay pay for manscape sell drugs Sell drugs steal from the elderly steal start scams You can start a pyramid scheme Make some extra cash to pay for it. I don't know. I don't know maybe get an island and start a little like show there Prostitution farm a prostitution farm on an island and use that money to shave your back Yes, Matt they need to be told It's also for women and women you got it much easier less hair Plus all you can need to do is spread your legs and people throw cash at you So there's no excuse for you to not go to manscaped Also for women They've even got a new trimmer. It's like even better upgraded one. Can't whip a snipper whip a snipper or some shit And it's in coals and woollies. I bet I did see some manscape products. They've got a nose trimmer too I love the nose bro. They've got for every hair on your body. They've got something to rip it out Can't it makes it all in line so much easier Oh, man the thick fresh lines we've been inhaling ever since we trimmed our nose hairs Ridiculous, but yeah, man come the holidays. It makes it easier Holy shit, dude Manscaped Read a book Yeah, yeah I'm 78 days haven't had a drink or any drugs apart from us like it's what we don't really count weed. I've had weed 40 days ago, you know, it's literally a month to your box Yeah, it's fucked. Yeah, it's it'll be about 110 days. No drinking. I've realized. I don't know if it's a good idea to go No drinking for four months nearly and then go to a box Well, what if I just like pass out like not Does that want to dress your body? I guess we'll just pace yourself. Don't go hard. You know, it's gonna be hard though at a box Yeah, well, like that's what I want to talk to you about considering you like It was like do we like let's we can eliminate the Other forms of alcohol. No, I don't want everyone else to not have fun just because I oh, no That's that's just fine. I think there's some people coming who are already bringing shit. Yeah, well, yeah So we'll see how about we just do cat the whole time That would hate that But um, yeah, so I don't know. I'll see I'll see, you know, it's still a month away. See how me fucking Shit's gone. But yeah, it's a the weed The weed experiment last night was of course quite, um, scary But hopefully surely alcohol won't do that Well, yeah, I wonder if it's like because you smoked it It's just so quickly I've been enjoying the cookies because it's like a gradual thing and yeah, but I'm scared though that imagine Intense ones. Yeah. Yeah, but like imagine if I fucked it and it did get intense And then I'm stuck the good thing about smoking. I was like, oh worst-case scenario It's the bad shit is done after half an hour. Yeah, I guess it's no your your quantities because Say like if you do a pipe it hits you so quickly But if you've got these cookies that are weak strength Like I'd say the the cookies are like one less than one pipe and it just lasts a little bit longer But it's just really chilled. Anyway. Yeah. Well, you know, I'll see I'll I'll see you go. See where we go, Matt You were you were coming to the box Are you Matt? Are you gonna do shit there or he's gonna be are you gonna be concrete? Um concrete I did kind of move Oh brown, what a brown Brown brown brown me. Well, look that's sponsored. Wow. Did you shit? I like it. I did not All right guys, there's a bear in there. Let's move along. We got a massive episode Fucking strap yourselves in we got horoscopes pushed hit it Matt We've got intros for all the segments now Matt and Michael sat in here today and fucking got them all Can't so exciting's that can't we finally got a bit of time to do the podcast. We're not rushing you Michael Taurus All right This segment is where I compile all of the horoscopian Experts and I come up with this horoscope, which is so accurate. You fucking It's like a hundred percent accurate, bro, especially matt Can you please just this is for torus? Be nasty to the elderly this week as earth spins heaps faster than usual The extra gravity will make you feel like you're being sucked off concentrate on stem cells break neck Julian Deep fuck roadkill cuz Jupiter Blame others for any mistakes you make and see what time the trains finish up tonight Spray paint a detailed nut sack on your rental place and let a bloke suck you off in stanthorpe Oh, is that it? Yeah, that's it. That's he's going to stanthorpe this week and we've been to stanthorpe Yeah, when did we oh, we went camping love stanthorpe mentioned that many times. Oh, man. Let's go camping again boys Matt's favorite place of stanthorpe Campside with you guys Well, that's right. We made it hell for you That was a rough nine man You made it. No, we made it rough for everyone. Yeah, we burnt every except for james. Yeah, we didn't burn his stuff Yeah, he's smart. He separates himself from us with that sleeping shit We might try to but his tent got dragged away by a car cracker melt destroyed my tent. Oh, that's right I forgot all right matt's Horoscope just read my horoscope. I don't want another story I had two magnum ice creams packed into my mouth I sucked and licked as the ice cream melted Magnum's my favorite The ice cream dribbled down my chin and my tongue flopped out of my mouth and swept it up This was my eighth and ninth magnum of the day The park I was in was quite busy and nearby a family dog caught scent of my delicious cool treat It bounded over to me. I had some magnum on my hand and offered it to the friendly little doggy It cautiously stepped forward and sniffed It eagerly looked my hand clean Its tongue was warm and soft. It's slightly abrasive It applied an even amount of force Not too hard and not too soft An idea popped into my silly bald head I looked at my remaining magnum and down at the hungry doggy I wonder Without a second thought I sneakily undo my pants I flip my flaccid little brown out through my zipper I slide the remaining ice cream off its stick and pack it generously around my cockmeat Once my flesh stick was completely coated in ice cream. I lean forwards and offer it to the dog The dog looks confused Hey boy, come on Come and have some ice cream The dog is tentative, but again moves forwards. It's a wet little nose makes contact Its tongue lashes out and wipes stripes of ice cream straight off my pleasure steak I get rock hard within seconds. I feel the warm tongue break through the ice cream and it feels incredible Oh, yeah I lean back in my seat and enjoy my rock hard magnum covered cock sways from side to side As the tongue of the dog works its way around the shaft I feel my ball bag hardened then Marshall Come here boy. The owners of the dog get spotted us. He's fine. I just spilled some ice cream and he's sucking me off The owners of the dog look at each other confused. Marshall here now Don't go Marshall. I'm nearly there My shut up. I interrupt his call. Let your dog be The owner starts storming over towards us. Marshall was nearly done He was licking the ice cream caught under the edges of my knob and it felt unreal The owner of the dog was close and suddenly saw what I was doing His eyes and mouth widened in shock. His eyes met mine and I scream at him At the same time my firm balls tightened and a jet-powered stream of ejaculate Rocketed out out of the tip of my little brown and into the dog's snout My stream reaches the dog's owner and he started screaming. I'm minced and minced and minced as my body can taut it uncontrollably Finally I finished and the dog had run away. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'll get over it. Can't it's just a bit of fun. I might get a pet dog now and I bound him backwards home Oh, shut up I love that. I love it when you get mad brown very dismissive brown Oh I remember I told a girl once I knew you were there and I think we're out in the town She was having a whinge about something I did and I just said get over it And That was the same sort of and get okay, man. Oh wow. Anyway, that was very very Very very all right moving right along to Who's the better brown? Oh You lose All right, and this segment it is up to a staggering $1,200 this week. All right So we have found another brown out in the world someone with the last name brown And he will be pitted against our matt brown And whoever gets the most trivia questions correct about brown Will win and if matt wins it goes up to $1,400 for next week if sam wins He gets $1,200 cash today. What do I more than like radio stations? That's crazy. We're better than radio What do I have to do to before I get some do you get if you get to two grand Do you pocket that two grand and it starts at 200 again? Holy shit. All right. This guy's called sam brown, which we've had a sam We literally had a sam brown on before. I hope it's not the same guy. All right brown. Are you getting nervous? This is $1,200 on the line. I was born brown All right, we're gonna call sam brown and see what happens here Is it a girl sam? Okay, it's ringing. It's ringing. Oh man. Did you warn him? Hey, how you going? Oh sammy, you're in the mud in margo fully actual podcast and we've got our own brown stand sitting next to us bro Oh Um, we've had a sam brown on before you're not the same sam brown. Are you? No, I fucking wish mate. This is this is first time on dude. This there's so many browns out there It's unbelievable. I know we're strong. Dude. Do you guys are you guys like you guys might know each other telepathy Well, where's it? Where's he from? Yeah, what part of the brown world are you from brown? I'm from the gold coast Oh, no, I'm from turf man You still might be because the browns breeds so much the browns are like rabbits. I'll spread they breathe We do mate. We do it's fucking insane. All right sam. You know how this works, right? If you get more brown questions, right? You get $1,200 today and that's Holy shit That's right. All right Good luck. Good luck to both of you browns. Good luck, sam Let's go first brown question In 2018 british car manufacturing brand david brown Was selling their speedback gt available in the color brown for what price? Who answers first throw it to you first sam Or can I get a repeat of the question? Yes, you can in 2018 british car manufacturing brand david brown Was selling their speedback gt available in the color brown for what price? Oh, i'm gonna say 55,000 55,000. All right. What do you say brown? I'm gonna go 60,000 The answer he would Is 534,000 It's like a million dollar fucking car half a million pounds. Oh, yeah, it is to us. Holy shit Wow. All right, matt brown takes an early lead with some very weasley snaggy tactics But matt will have to answer this question first All right, so matt you have to answer this one first. All right question number two It's currently one the ultimate If you put on a brown shirt Sit on a brown chair and type the word brown into google How many search results will you get? matt brown first Can you repeat the question? If you put on a brown shirt sit on a brown chair And type the word brown into google. How many search results will you get? I'm gonna go 1,400,000 search results All right, sam. What do you think? Oh I reckon more i'm gonna say i'm gonna say 15 I'm gonna say 15 billion 15 billion 15 billion. Jesus. Yeah. I'm not messing around here Have you got your phone up right now sam and you just googled that? Uh, no, my arm at work currently serving a customer. Well the answer Is 17 billion 610 million Even Holy fuck. All right, man. There's a lot of brown results. Dude, so You just use simple matt brown chair brown shirt brown 16 mil 16 bills. So it's the math sounds right It does sound right. All right. That's one all it's one all going into question three. All right. Here we go British furniture shop lord brown's furniture sells a lovely tan brown leather sofa suite with two brown armchairs How many pounds is it for this whole brown set sam? We throw it to you first Oh God, you've got me stumped here. So i'm gonna have to say Yeah, um Or i'm gonna say 500 000 pounds 500 000 pounds for the tan brothers Leather sofa suite with two brown armchairs. All right matt. What do you say? You said 500 000? Mate I'm going off all the other questions I'm i'm thinking i'm i'm i'm in the ballpark here I was gonna i'm gonna say like 5000 pounds All right the answer Is 6900 pounds matt has taken the lead Oh my god brown knows his brown leather That's like that's like a tiny bit disturbing though, don't you think? Oh dude, don't you get me started on how to stir These can't easy All right two one to matt brown Question number four and matt will have to answer this one first all right The brown banded bamboo shark has light brown coloring with dark brown bands that cover its brown Body how long can this brown shark survive out of the water? How many hours? Oh man Like one hour All right matt brown says one hour He's he's sneaky. I'll see what he's trying to do. I reckon it's two hours It's gonna be close. All right. Oh my god the answer. Surely it can't be that long is 12 hours Oh my god In sync It's too all this is for fucking grill cash tongue. This is cray cray all right final Fucking question sam. You'll have to answer first. All right. I'll see you on there. Let's go boy Let's fucking go Coles have stores in brown beach brown hill Brown range browns planes and brown low In which state is the brown low store? Which state yes, that would be south australia. All right matt You can either go the same state or choose a different state. I'm gonna go victoria the answer Is south australia We've done it Shit mate, you must feel so good. What are you gonna spend the money on? Oh my god. Oh my no wait, you're fucking around. Is this for real? He just won fucking $1,200 This is fucking insane Oh my god, I'm gonna buy a large amount of cheech and chong and get to work mate. Oh, that sounds good Of course, um, just wanted to say absolute honor to speak to you all massive fucking fan And yeah, good just to be a part of it. Hey, I appreciate you coming on sam. That's got something to say Yes, mate I'm glad you want. All right guys. That's the end of the brown thing And now it's the time for a button break everyone go smoke drugs. It will be right back All right guys, it's time for the most powerful segment that anyone's ever done done for Can you push the button for it? And this is a segment where matt and michael go head to head and they fight for the most valuable possession that we have Created in matt's churning ball sack We have a huge bottle of mints and whoever is winning this segment by the end of the season We'll get to keep it and do with whatever they please It's five three to me. Just saying is a five three. It's a maths competition So shit at maths. Oh man. I used to yeah, like I don't know any number thing You used to be all right. I like I've never been good I never ever I went from mass c to mass b to mass a to numeracy to just get the fuck out of my class At least you're in mass c ones Yeah, I've always just been mass. I thought I was smarter than I was um, so I'm just gonna Say a sum And you guys have to the first correct answer wins if you Yell out early and it's an incorrect answer The other person has five seconds to give an answer Okay Fuck and if that's wrong and then it goes five seconds back to the other person Fuck i'm nervous Well, it's first to five correct answers Oh my god don't take so long No All right thinking cap on All right the first question. Have your mics handy Do we buzz it? No, we just say it. Yeah, just you just sing out Eight times seven 32 Both wrong keep going 54 38 64 Hang on. We like taking them turn for turn. Yeah turn for turn or is yelling numbers out Fuck my brain hurts when I think 36. No, what was it? What was the fucking question eight times seven? It's michael's turn Um, look, I'm gonna say 54. No Uh 64 no 52. No 68. No 58. Nope 72 no 48 24 No 60 60 no Oh dude, it hurts. Oh wait. I've got it in my head. It is It is uh 56. Yes 56. I swear I said 56 at the beginning. I said 54 I thought no, I'm pretty sure it's so close. Oh Wow, this I have no idea you guys were both that bad at maths. This will take a while Yeah, I thought maybe just do that off the one and michael wins What's with the attitude you can't be like I'll give up. Yeah, Matt. Come on. You're gonna try it. That is so that's like a victim mentality I'm all about time management. I'm just accepting. No, this is funny seeing you guys struggle to do basic maths all right, what is 33 plus 19 52 Michael has it. Oh my god. I'm good. Yes 2-0 9 times 8 No, 78. No 72. Yes 72. Wow Yeah Come on man, you're gonna have to dig something earlier dude. I'm not very good with that Come on. Fuck. I'm good Fuck that was quick Oh eight plus five 13 Look at him toddler This was was gonna benefit you this one benefit me. Well, I thought Michael you're four years old 15 years older than me Doesn't mean I'm better than mass. She probably you probably have way better math skills than me because I weird shit education four years before Man, it's worse these days. Anyway, holy shit. Am I I'm just gonna chill because I've won All right. He's won hasn't he? No, it's 4-0 I was a first to five. Oh, man. That's even longer. I'm chilling. All right. Um, what is 11 plus eight 19 You are good at maths if that's common if you don't know that then you're fucked Yeah, no, I'm not very fast. Oh wow. Yeah, okay. All right six three to Michael I'm double you that's more math for you Matt. I always get disadvantaged I think dude, what do you mean? Well, you always give Michael advantage things singing dude. I went to school with Michael had trust me He was not an advantage at fucking math at school and I'm terrible I wasn't are you sure? You know good. You nailed the last two. That's just a basic addition that that's your three Shit, literally ester. That's what ester gets on our tests. I had a tutor I had a tutor when I was a kid because I was behind Caught me back up school captain So you were good at only primary school, but still school captain. You're a school captain. Yeah Yeah, six three now. Am I you gotta pull something out now? I mean basically how you would how are you at spelling? Oh Probably not that much better Fucking hell man. Wow. So that's what it all makes sense now. Yeah, well The seat and everything Next we have uh Matt's tinder adventures. Oh fuck it just goes from one down until next Oh, that's the only song we didn't do. Oh, yeah, okay. We'll have a song for you guys for next week for that one But I think we need Marty involved with that one Matt's tinder adventures is basically Michael and I have taken over Matt's tinder And um, we're doing all the communicating for him and we're getting the girls that want him and we're funneling to his snapchat And just setting up dates for Matt and he's loving it Let me tell you and we try and talk as much as what we think Matt would say They started sending nudes via snapchat and he's denied two dates this sunday. He has multiple options He can pick and choose but he decides to discard of them Yeah, he said no, I want more. I want better better ones All right You guys are horrible humans All right, oh shit All right, so here's your first one. All right, so this is a lovely young lady She had a picture of a cat in one of her photos Instant no So you got a cat in your photo you're fucked. Yeah cats are better than dogs. I've come to realize 100% fuck off I love tipsy. All right now. Um, I did all of these conversations today So there's not as many as um last week and they're not as long So, um, I might I might even just yeah, I'll have to do some more tinder conversations throughout the week So the conversations get a bit longer. So we were on holidays. So it will get better. Yeah Yeah, so please excuse the short conversations. So basically you're half-assing my love life No, no, look at two days for you and options. You got a big tit sent to you today one big breast I spent like two hours on this today Anyway So Matt starts with your cat looks sick. Let me take you to the vet She replies. Are we role playing already? Yeah, you're the vet that helps the cat. You tell me how much it costs, but I can't afford to pay you So I slip on my latex glove and tell you to breathe I immediately pull down my pants and underwear. I turn around and bend over. I stretch my cheek apart as hard as I can Uh, this has escalated. I ignore your comment and shuffle backwards towards you Do it. I scream as I feel myself start to tear Oh I grab the speculum and spread you enough to allow two fists. You squeal and call me mommy I release my cheeks as your fists are inside of me and my cheeks clap shot. I tried desperately I tried desperately to pull out, but I have you now. I start sucking you in swallowing your arms bit by bit up my ass So she has written back Holy shit. So she's she fully got into the role play immediately. So that's a good sign that Hundred bucks. You don't have a photo for me to look at. Well, not on here. No But um, look, she's one of those ones that covers her face with her phone Where she takes a photo in the mirror. So two things when she's probably fucking glamorous One she's got a cat and two she covers her face in a mirror. So she's an idiot No, she's beautiful. She doesn't want everyone to see her beauty Immediately went to your role play even though your role play was a little you came on a little strong And now think about this way. Have you ever had a sexier conversation with someone? You immediately pull your pants and undies down and pull your arms Very good, Matt. Very good. All right All right, this is a continuation from um last week's uh one of last week's conversation So this is the one where it says, um, you're you're a big stanthorpe fan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you remember so, um I'm just a massive massive stanthorpe fan. It's the coldest place in Queensland. Did you know that? So hectic. I didn't know that I so love the heat. I'm literally laying in the sauna blah, blah, blah and then Matt says Heat is good, but cold soothes the gills my gills nearly frozen when I Oh, true. How old is your son and what's his name and what's his favorite book? I used to babysit cats so I'm pretty good with kids and shit. All right So this is where the conversation picks up from she replies He's six in a couple of weeks His name is Jackson and his favorite book at the moment is the dogman comic series. We read it every night Cats are pretty good. I like them I actually know the guy that writes those books Dave Pilkey used to live a few houses down from me And we used to get drunk together and paint Wow, that's super cool. My son would love to meet him. Me too. Actually Yeah, I can totally set that up for you for like a hundred dollars cash I'll send my bank two dollars if you're keen bsb 068 543 account number 2677 2526 I fucking hit my head so hard on the scene of ceiling fan. I'm so dazed. It's crazy And she has not replied. Oh, yeah, you think if she replies to that then she deserves to get her money taken Yeah, she does and revealing your information about your kid. You're an idiot. Well, you did ask her. Yeah, she didn't have to tell me You ask her what is so innocent favorite book. That's fine. She told me her kid's name is favorite book That's like that's all you need when a predator is fucking trying to pick a kid pretty much are her kid now Yeah, I think Fuck that was good. All right. This is also a continuation from last week, but last week it was a very short conversation It was that she messaged first. So she said what investments did the first browns lose their wealth in and then you replied floppy disks Blah blah blah and then she so we pick it up from here Ha ha. Yes. I do remember floppy disks. At least it wasn't blue rays. And why do you want my number? I wish it was blue rays. At least then we could have made some of our money back Floppy disks never really took off. I need your number for tax reasons. How much debt are you in just a ballpark figure? Ha ha. Just my hex debt. Car loans credit cards. What's your credit score like? Very interesting way of getting to know someone Matt. No credit cards. Wow. So basically no high interest debt How's your rental history? Do you have any references? Oh, what on earth are you asking these questions for? Are you trying to steal my Decent identity for fraud? Someone's debt and financial history says a lot about a person For example, my debt is very high interest which indicates I've made very poor financial decisions in the past I'm basically paying interest only and nothing off the principal debt itself. Do you have any assets? What do they value that? Yes, it can say a lot But just because someone does or doesn't have debt or assets or not makes them less or more of a human Definitely not a convert. I have with many people She say that so you don't have any assets Are you trying out chapter titles and snippets from the barefoot investor? I don't think it's that strange to do a bit of a background check on the person before You start dating them to make sure we aren't wasting each other's time Like imagine four months into dating you find out I've got two hundred thousand dollar high interest debt and barely any assets You would be devastated. So how much do you earn after tax? No, I wouldn't be But it's not my responsibility to pay your debt good to know debt assets and worth seems to be the only thing you're interested in Yeah, okay. I hate this girl If we were to get married one day, my debt would be your debt So it's good to know early on before feelings and hard sex gets involved A little bit of debt is totally fine and to be expected But huge high interest debt like I have is absolutely not good Just sell yourself like that Is it that's not how I see that Well, if that's what your end game is to find a Nigerian prince princess who's funding your debt then go forth and conquer I'm not a person I'm not that person and I enjoy different conversations other than my assets and net worth Legally if we share legally if we share everything when we're married, that's how Look Trish. I think we could be something special. That's why I'm asking all these questions I will take your word for it that you don't have a huge amount of debt. Okay. How's your health? She hasn't replied to that no that is just to keep Replying after the second fucking question. It's like what the fuck is wrong with you? How does she not know that it's Oh, I'm just trying to I put myself in like Matt's mind and I try and say what he would say That's not what I would say. Oh, I don't know Matt. Look. I know you pretty well All right next conversation with the lovely Laura And Matt starts the conversation with shave my back Depends how hairy it is May have to wax instead. That's exactly what I wanted you to say. Where's your house? I don't really want hair all over my bathroom. Where's your house? You can wax me outside on the lawn if that's easier. I need it asap though. It's getting dangerous I'm a walking fire hazard. My house is in Bridgeman Downs and yes, I'm quite rich. When can you wax me? If it's getting dangerous, we'll have to get it done as soon as possible. No time to lose Yeah, so this weekend Saturday 3 p.m. And she's one of the ones that actually did reply and wanted to but I didn't I forgot to add that in So she actually wanted a date with Matt on the Saturday. Yeah So there's a girl on the Saturday and two on sunday now So this weekend you could you could be married. You could be drilling holes everywhere And that's what you want You like wow Matt and free backshaves is pretty sick. All right So this remember this is one of the girls who messaged you first said good evening Matt How's your week treating you? And that Matt replies with like a prostitute keeps fucking me hard and without emotion and then keeps taking my money Have you got any kids? I do actually two of them so I get the money reference as for the rest of the difference between life and a prostitute Is that when a horse screws you you like it laughing face? I actually have that tattooed on me. How crazy is that? I want to sing to you if that's okay As if I would say no to someone singing to me lol I just sang that song. I'm like a bird as I was thinking about you Did you like it? I couldn't hear it, but I'm sure it was lovely. Yeah, it was I heard my neighbors crying because it was so raw and real I could have been one of the top. I could have been one of the 10 tenors google it I chose to try and become a professional athlete instead And that's all I had time for with that conversation, but that I feel like it's onto a winner. It's going down a healthy route That is like yeah, and there are some just ones I just these are there's a few of these where I just where you message them and then they didn't reply I wonder why All right, so this girl's name is charlene Oh, it's a no already. Who fucking calls their daughter charlene. It's not her fault And she actually isn't her fault, but fuck me. Look. She actually looks pretty pretty look look at that Let's see All right, so this is what matt says knowing that she's like not that bad. She's quite attractive Your name is one of the most beautiful sound I keep repeating your name out loud charlene charlene It just It just dances around your mouth like a brick in a dryer What do you regret most in life and she didn't reply and then this one here like a brick in a dryer This one she's got fake boobs and her first picture is like her of her just revealing her body. So the name's wrecker. Yeah And matt says to her give me a sniff Oh She didn't write back. How couldn't you try with that one? Matt fucking hell You're so materialistic. Yeah It's tinder the whole thing's materialistic. All right. Here we go. So this girl message you first Name's vicki. Do I say their names? Is that okay? Yeah names are fine. Hey What's up Vic dog? Let's dance Hey sure, why not and how's your night? Oh, and then it took a few days to reply. So sorry for the slow reply I've been hacking at my itch. Have you got a close relationship with your dad? Hacking at your itch. I did until he died 15 years ago Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry to hear Let's change your subject to something else. What's your worst habit? biting my nails Mine's hacking at my itches Yeah hacking at his itches Sickening. All right All right, this girl messaged you first again and she seems like she's quiet like charismatic. So she says Hey matt, you've got a great smile. I'm not sure whether I swiped last but I will message first to avoid the weird standoff laughing face Yeah, I had surgery on my mouth so I could extend my lips up and sideways Five years ago. My smile was just like a circular hole. When's the last time you cried? You imagine a circular Dude someone's gonna Someone that's gonna spot me on the street It's like I swiped on you Charismatic. Hey, how are you? I'm stretching my mouth open as far as I can with both of my hands The kids next door were fully screaming. It was nuts. Have you got any salt I can have Oh man And she'd no reply All right, here we go. This one is also like look at this map. Look at this You like this one. She's in look a bikini photo to start with. You love that. I can't really see. She love it I can see us together down the track with like four dogs and eight cats. Do you want to get some fish together? Crikey, I don't know about eight cats Although anything is possible Oh keen for the four dogs though, not for sex or anything just as regular pets Anyway, that is um matt's tinder adventures and one of can we just say yes So three date offers and it's an ad on snapchat and she did send you a picture didn't she matt So things are improving it's only week two It's only fucking week two and like we've had the phone for like, you know three hours in total So it's like, you know, give it some time put in some proper effort in I think we should have some real All right guys no q&a this week, okay It's because we um we're filming this podcast before Our latest podcast has come out. So there's literally no questions for us to answer But next week we'll be back with a bunch of questions. So comment your questions All right on the fucking podcast youtube channel and we will answer them and like other Questions that other people leave if you want us to answer those questions because we answer the most liked questions first sorry all right All right, let me go pubo box which look we could do the fucking We might have some pubes dude. I feel like we're gonna have some pubes. All right guys It's time for the pubo box to have a jingle for that shit. No We'll have a jingle for that next week We have the pubo box and we're gonna we're gonna asking everyone to send in their pubic hair So we can glue it on Matt's head on the season finale All right, we have two items in our pubo box this week If you want to send us something it doesn't have to be pubes It can be anything send it to po box 256 tagam 4018 we open everything live I feel like that's going to be pubes in there oh Bloke's advice has sent us This isn't good. Oh shit. They sent us fucking savage gummy bears Australia's hottest gummy bear challenge Oh, no, I don't think I can do that. My heart will go fucking nuts. I'm so dumb with spicy food, but Matthew They're not drug ones. Ah few no, they're um spicy savage gummy bears Yes, Matt, please Matt, please Please Matt do it for the boys Saturday for the boys It's Saturday and it's for the boys sniff of the gummies So we've just got sent in from bloke's advice legends and bloke advice. Okay. Okay, so they do this as a game So you it's a two player game and you you both take a Obviously some bites and you've got to hold out for seven minutes without getting any release Do you reckon you can gummy bears must be fully chewed once you know, that's cool Well, you want me to eat one? I think so I don't have to eat one because bloke's advice says Look, okay, they're cool stubby holders. You're the man. You're the chilling man I'm not the chilling man. I suffer every time. Oh, they look good. Oh, fuck. Yeah. We've got a bottle You get all this apparel Look, you love my beers. Look at that. That's actually a nice metal And fun fact we've actually did an ad for bloke's advice. Oh my god I touched it with my tongue and it's fucking brutal Look at that. That's beautiful. Thank you very much bloke's advice and the bloke's advice is still around Yeah, they've been going for go on join their group where are very closely related have some ties to the bloke's advice group That's sick. Thank you very much. Yeah. Thanks guys All right, matt. I don't think I can do it. I touched with my tongue. We'll just maybe just place it on your tongue. I did So place it on my tongue. Yeah, I can just do it. Don't think and do shut up. Just swallow it whole All right, matt's got it on his tongue swallow it whole swallow it whole just one chew one chew for the boys For the boys Yeah, for the boys matt. Come on matt Be brave matt already one minute down. It's already one minute down. It's already one minute down You can do this. You can do this brown. You can do this brown. You can do this You're in the chair. You're in the chair focus focus. Come on brown Come on brown. Please swallow. Just don't think and swallow You can do this brown Please please brown brown. Oh He's going he's going from white to red Yeah, have a drink have a drink. I have a drink. Oh, he's got his water Oh water makes it worse water makes it worse. He's trying to get out of his chair He's trying to get out of his chair Ah He just vomited as he walked out There's a big chunk of spit Fucking hell that seems intense. Yeah, fuck that. But yeah, sorry blokes advice. We just can't do that shit anymore I've I just not into hot stuff Oh, man, can you hear him fucking winch from the kitchen? That was very good. All right, here we go He's a little letter. I don't know who from but it says Michael your nerd We know you're the smartest cunt in Australia answer this question What does Han say when Leia first tells him that she loves him? A I know B It's about time C. I love you too D. Yeah, I figured E want to fuck or F. Sorry. I'm fucking your brother I Know I know is that correct? I don't even know I don't know. Oh, it's just a Leia figurine. That's for you Michael Thank you very much person who sent that in Hey Michael will he'll put that on his car. No, I'll add it to the little for client at the display cabinet Thanks, dude. I like, you know, yeah, I hate it. But like I sort of thanks And also just remember guys if you want to send in your pubes if you need to shave your pubes you with your manscape Shave them off put them in a little container send them through because all of the pubic hair We will be gluing to Matt's skull in the season finale. So that's pretty exciting Matt loves a movie Michael thinks he's groovy Matt loves a movie. Which one will it be today? Hey, man, they love me And this is a segment where Matt gives Michael a movie to watch one of Matt's favorites And Michael reviews it and tells the common man how it is It's not good All right, so what was the movie again gremlins. Oh man gremlins, dude It's gotta be a new rule and matt fuck you matt Fuck you Your stupid film It's just so shit like It's Okay, imagine this this is the plot twist in the film So he gets this stupid weird-looking creature that's shitter than et and et shit too And then to multiply it If you drop water on it it multiplies That's the twist So imagine you get this little creature that's a good gremlin you put water on it and then that multiplies the gremlin What to two? Yep to three depends on how many drops of water is on the thing. What if you just put the hose on it thousands It's so what if you throw in a pool? Yep, that would be like it would be a fucking A plague of these gremlins. Do they kill you? Well, then one of the other rules of the stupid Oh, man, it's so dumb if you feed it after midnight It goes into a cocoon hibernation state and then hours later comes out as an evil gremlin all right, so Firstly, don't get water on it because it multiplies it secondly. Don't feed it after midnight. Like when is the time okay to feed it? It's so dumb dude. Like matt i'm pretty sure has a learning difficulty Like we saw that with his maths and now like I already knew it with his films He's just doesn't he's not all there like he thinks what's good Is shit. It's like what shit is good. It's the other way around. What is good is probably shit to him Anyway, how was the movie then overall? Oh, man, it is honestly like a one out of ten Like I would have to be zonked out bongheaded fucked to enjoy that I enjoyed maybe the sort of 90s or 80s vibe of it Oh, man, it was just I was just yeah matt. Fuck you, dude. Like honestly straight up Just fuck you food. There's a new rule now. You've got to start like It's got to be half-ass okay to watch because It's shit. It was so hard to locate this film. That's how shit it was Where'd you have to forget it? It's on stand. I didn't have stand Oh Oh Oh, man, it was so like it's this shit like it is it and The only thing I liked about it is it should have been it was pg But it was pretty naughty for a pg film like there was a lot of like murder scenes and dark jokes in it and it was like I don't know risk gave but that's was the times back then and you can know you could risk being a little Edgy now everyone gets a bit offended and everyone's got their own truths. So you can't do that Sorry, so shit gremlins was fucking shit man. Very shit. It's a one. No, it's not even one It's a zero like it is if there was nothing to watch or that to watch Nothing to do even if I just sit there and stare at a wall And just that that was my day. I'd rather that than watch gremlins Are you taking this in ma? So you need to be better at like at least 300 I got I got into a bit. I enjoyed it. It was cool different Masketeers is second in all of these films and that says something that was so bad All right, man, so fuck you. What do you what's what's for michael next? What movie get in here erin doesn't look like erin does Talk into your mic or ellen. He looks like an ellen Oh, man. Oh, yeah, I had to watch it on a sunday morning. Yeah annoying that was that's the only time She's gotten fucking high as shit. Yeah, I've already the whole week. I was fucking high And I ran out of cookie. What are you gonna give me and please don't like I know even you You hate that film You're trying to get under my skin with that gremlins film gremlins is shit You gave it a five out of ten that is that is a fucking mental disorder if you think that is five out of ten It's the worst one. I'm giving it. It is fucking not a five. It is a zero. It's a minus You have issues if you think that is worth watching Make it good. What is quality? We're gonna have to go We're gonna have to do it at some point. We're gonna have to do it But I'm just gonna do it now. We're gonna watch the first ever fasten furious film How the original you don't like that That's the only one I like How I just like it. There's actual stunts in it. There's everything's real. There's no crazy, you know I'm driving out of a plane and landing on a mountain thing. It's It's pure. It's pure fasten furious It's race car driving is fucking cunts racing their cars They ran out of money when they're actually making it. So when they do the big street race scene at the start It's actually all people who they ask to show up out of their goodness of their heart with their race cars Whoever knows a fact like that is just a loser. Yeah, I don't know why you didn't have that in your head, man I always have the dvd and I you have that in your head, but you don't know what 11 times plus Oh I just have the dvd and I watch the special features you fucking loser Oh, no, he fucking knows that, but he doesn't know what 11 plus eight is Yeah God damn it, man. Leave me Oh, man. All right guys. You torture me with the shit like that Oh fasten furious number one is the only one that's actually decent. The rest can all eat it All right, stay tuned for next week. Michael. It's the only one. I'll make you watch. I promise Fucking hell. All right. Do you have it fast furious next week? All right guys Don't feel pretty cool Can you be so affected? Your time is there for us to waste picking up your phone was your first mistake? It's prank call time Very good All right guys this week, we're gonna call a puppy preschool, right? And as Arnold fine and I'm fine. It's gonna see if he can get his little piglet signed up My name Arnold fine, uh, you have a dog a train for puppy, huh? Yes if you go on to the Bonnie's website, bubby's um, uh dog I'm just trying to think what I can do. Can I do on the phone my computer? Very old and internet down. I uh, not know how to fix Oh, okay. Okay. Yes. I just call to see when you have a new start for a puppy train Okay, um, if you can hold the phone for a minute. Okay. Okay. I'll get I'll get peter's phone number Get the peter file. Okay. I call peter. Okay. And yes, and he helped me with the booking training. Yes. Yes. Just tell him That your computer's down and you couldn't do it online. Okay. Okay. I tell him. He'll fix you up. Okay. Thank you very much You're very helpful. You'd sound like you're very welcome and happy to see you Fresh person very friendly. I admire your voice, huh? Thank you. Okay. You have good Easter. I go, uh, cook pork for family. Okay. Yeah. Beautiful. Nice. Yes. I'm pork Love a lot. Good. My wife is sick. She coughing and She got to hospital, but they say no, no nothing we can do. So I need to look after a wife and The pig has six or seven piglet And they flick around they have a new piglet. Uh, and that's why I call to see if you may be a train piglet and dog because because uh piglet misbehave they flick around and they run around in the bedroom and poo and make sound and keep my wife awake Uh, nice. Yes, I know. But uh, any way I call a peter. Okay. And I see what you say. I see what kind of man peter. Yes, sir Uh, you're loving. Is it very nice man? Okay. If anything like you then I am very happy with the service. Okay. I think you're very special Think you're very special. Beautiful. Okay. I love you. Thank you very much. Okay. I love you. Uh, good Easter Pork will day pork Wonderful Pork okay, we'll talk again soon some time. We'll do okay. We catch up maybe coffee two three week. I call again, huh? Okay, no worry. Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye. Pork See ya pork pork Oh, dude, that is fun. That was so hard to deal with then, dude See pork All right. Okay. Well, I guess peter is the answer that's part one I wonder if that's even just usable Hello, hello, I speak with uh, peter Hello, peter Deborah sent me your number. I hope that's okay I I have a computer Broke a night drop off kitchen bench at the snap in how I cannot book online for puppy school So, uh, I call to see maybe if I book over the phone You can you can send me a text Okay, when you start, uh, train the dock when what time? Uh, what what day would you like to train? I free most of the day at the high priority for me to train My animal so when when next available I bring in I have a three or four. I have three or four that need a train Three or four dogs pick baby picklet. Um, maybe Maybe pick six seven week old why you love to pick I have a trained a picker before a pig dog Pick a much smarter And the dog the dog do not know difference No difference None at all. So when can start same thing? Yes Um, Wednesday Wednesday. Okay. Let me get my pen. What time? Uh, what time would you like to start? I bring in maybe, uh, nine nine morning I can bring in Uh Are you going to bring all of the pigs or just one? Yes. No all four pick. I train at the same time Pick is very easy. It's very easy with training. I've seen before I've seen many maybe 20 25 piglet Okay train to not to nearly standard of a dog I have seen I know I'm not laughing here Peter. Deborah say you're a good man Deborah say you're a good man and she uh, say you hear me out Yeah, I got me me. Yeah, I'm me me. Yeah. Um, I'm just I just I've never heard of it before you train with the same thing With the treat or with the toy and the pick a very response It uh, sometimes you see to you teach them to come and to stay You need to understand Peter pick a dog. It's the same thing. It's exactly the same thing Yeah Okay, um, well if you send me your details your phone number and your Your your number I will text you back some start times. Okay, so I am not good I know but I'll have to text you back, right? So I'll have to have a look and now I you know, it depends if you want to train one on one um So I mean I must admit I don't I've never trained to pick right so Okay, I tell you Peter. I promise. Okay. It's the same thing. Okay. It's a very trained Dog the very you train pick. They're very intelligent. I have seen my pick sing song. I have seen my pick help with clean kitchen I've seen a pick get a mail from my mailbox in the morning. They're very intelligent creature. I I breed to pick my whole life. I've been around pick Or do you be surprised? Just how smart the pick is. Okay much smarter than my wife. She's sick My wife is a sick in the head. Okay. She Not run around she lie down. She big fat She have one breast and the picker my life and the pick is my life and the picker help me around the house. Okay, peter Yeah, you sound very friendly peter, but uh when the when the training comes. I need you to be professional Well, I know you've got to be one of my friends, but this is very good. I pay Yes, we can be friends. We can be friends peter if you like but um, I'm not uh Okay, all right. Um, yeah, okay. How much you charge for four pick? How much you charge for four pick? I have no idea. Listen here snake. Okay. You don't laugh in my face. Okay. I come into you with business I have legitimate money and you're laughing in my my face snake Okay, I don't uh, I don't understand why I'm doing that. Maybe I come with uh, my wife And maybe you train my wife by me Right, right. Okay. So if you have to do or not you laugh in my face, you disrespect me But I sound funny ha ha I come from not here. So you laugh laugh laugh at my face Okay, I'm nice She's not laughing. She gave me a number peter. She said uh call peter. He a friendly man And she laughed in my face I have a problem with everybody except for Debra and now you speak to me Debra is the only lady that's been nice to you I have a coffee with her in a couple of weeks Wow Dude, he could not stop laughing I love Arnold Fine when he goes gibberish Yeah that was some intense Eastern Europe gibberish Oh my god dude He only got scared at the end He's like fuck this might be legit and then I hung up Please like, comment, subscribe and give us a 5 star review on Spotify Tell your brothers and sisters about us please Don't eat those gummy bears, whatever you do Yeah we up to 2k yet on 5 star reviews on Spotify I haven't looked, let's have a look now Imagine that, wouldn't that be, everyone starting to do things That's really good, we're working as a team family What were we at originally? Connection, love, lust, sexual No 1.9 still Okay not really, I take everything back I said Let's try now, if we can get that to 2k Man that would be too shay Oh guys we're the best We're the best We're the best