 You want to be famous? You want to be on the camera? Oh, look at that gorgeous face. So beautiful. What's up guys? Evil D here and today I'm going for another ride. This time I'm actually going to go around the suburb down near the beach and show you guys some of the parks and stuff around here. But it's a bit dark right now so I don't know if I'm going to get the best film quality. I've decided to do it later than usual because today it was boiling hot and I really did not want to be out there getting sunburned because I'm white. I get sunburned like all hell. Now first up I need to refill my water bottles because I've noticed that when I go riding. I drink an insane amount of water. It's crazy. I'll go through like two bottles within an hour. The reason I'm actually doing so much riding recently is one, I'm trying to lose weight. I've lost like four kilos since I started doing this. It's amazing. Like it's never happened to me before. Plus it probably helps that I stopped eating Max Donaldson KFC. But you know what I mean. And the second thing is when I'm on course I'm not going to have that much time to actually work. It's like four days a week. So I intend to do things like uber eats to one stay fit and two make some cash on the side. So let's fill these bad boys up. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Have a flow baby. I know a lot of people aren't fans of uber eats because it's basically a rip off for riders or drivers or whatever. You don't make that much money and they're a giant multinational international corporation. It's actually quite good for me because I'll make a little bit of money plus I'll be able to ride. And it's going to be during hours when normally with my skill set I can't find a job anyway. So it should work out quite nicely. Okay. So here goes nothing. We're on the same bike as before but my father-in-law promises that he's actually repaired this now. Yeah right. We'll see how that one goes but you know what let's give it a try. I'll check out my new fancier helmet. It cost me like seven dollars. It was like the cheapest helmet there. Okay. Let's do this. So we've just arrived at Banksy Beach which is about I think it's three kilometers from my house. As you can see out here the beach is quite empty at the moment. Hey the moon's actually out. It's kind of cool. It looks really good. Oh wait. That's not the moon. That's a plane. Okay. Anyway. So you guys actually know why I kind of laughed at that. That is the international airport just there. You can see the whole thing. So it's like directly opposite. And you see planes coming in and out all the time. I don't know why I thought that was the moon but anyway down that way is just kind of like I think it's like an RSL or something like that. I can ride along down that way but it's only going to take me about 200 meters. However if I go up that way I can get about 200 meters and there's like a bike path that will take me down along the actual riverbeds and stuff like that. That's all going to go check out now. Just before I wrap this one up for those who are Esperanto speakers what is the difference between pelagio and strando? Don't go and look it up in the dictionary. Just put what you think it is down in the description or down in the comments below. Okay so it's getting a bit harder to see now. It's um it's not even really that dark but this camera just does not work well at night. I don't even know if you can really hear me because it is windy as all hell out here. So basically I'm out on the jetty. You really can't see that. I'm out on the jetty. No, I'm so evil. No. So basically this is where my five year law loves to go fishing. I'll tell you more about it once I'm out of the wind. I'm in another spot because seriously right here it's so windy. Okay guys so now that we're out here we're on this jetty. It reminds me of something that happened to me about like I think it was two weeks. Maybe three weeks ago. Anyway it's to do with my dad. Well for clarity's sake I'm just going to point this out right now. It's actually my father-in-law in Chinese culture you call your father-in-law dad or it's insulting or some shit like that. I don't know. Anyway it's my dad from that one. Okay so I came home. I was pretty tired. I think I was out riding at the time or something like that. But I go straight into the kitchen because I was a bit thirsty and I wanted to grab a glass of water. So I reach over to the glass like um holder, rack thing or whatever. And it's to the right hand side of the sink. I'm not really paying attention. I grab this glass and just as I wrap my hands around it I hear this like scraping across metal type of thing. You know have you guys ever seen like um Freddie Kruger how he's like scratching his claws across like the metal when you're like oh shit shit's about to get real. Well I hear this sound like what what the fuck and I look down. And in the sink which isn't that big and it's pretty close to me okay is this massive fucking crab and he's staring at me. This great big mud crab. He's looking at me like I'm gonna tear your throat open. And he's like shing shing shing scraping around trying to get me. And I was like what the fuck I almost slipped backwards and fell over because this guy's like trying to come a cuzzy leap out jaw style out of the sink to get me. And I was like dude what did I do? I'm just here for a drink of water. Then again I would be a bit violent and ill temperament if someone had put me in the sink and left me there to wear out. So I'm just looking at this giant crab the sink going yeah I'm gonna I'm just gonna go to another sink right now. You keep that sink that that sink's good for you. So I go away you know I have a shower do a few other things while I'm in the background I hear shing shing shing and I'm sitting in the shower and I'm like actually that sink that's not it's not that big of a sink hey like it's a pretty small sink when I think about it. He could probably if he gets himself strategically right pull himself out of the sink and I'm starting these thoughts are starting to come through my head and then the door to my bathroom's like opens a bit and I'm like oh shit is that the fucking crab coming to get me? Like I can't be a fucking crab like crabs don't they're not revengeful okay they're just basic instinct animals it's not the crab and the the bathroom's on the other side of the house who would think like that but like the whole time I'm washing myself and I'm looking at there's no one else in this house and that door is just sitting open I'm just waiting for this little claw to come around the corner go don't don't don't don't type of thing and I was like um yeah I better wrap the shower up pretty quick so I got out of shower I come out and I'm like no you're being an idiot Richard but he's just a crab but we'll go over to the sink a fucking crab right there that fucking crab I ain't in the sink anymore I'm like what the fuck where is this crab and I'm looking around at my feet going maybe he like he pulled himself out and he's just hiding the corner in this house and there's no one in this house okay I'm looking around I go I have no idea where this crab is it's a fucking crab and it's about 30 centimetres in diameter there's not so many places where it can hide itself again I'm looking around the kitchen I'm walking around looking under the tables and stuff and I'm going um yeah we've got a situation here so I call my father-in-law and then I hear this ringing from the other room like just a silent ringing I'm like uh why is his phone there it should be with him has this crab got him like is this revenge of the fucking crabs or something I walk in my father-in-law was like oh it was it he was asleep on the bed the whole time I didn't even realize this and I was like oh okay okay I'm like you know I asked my father-in-law um didn't you have a crab in the sink and he's like oh yeah yeah that thing's boiling now I was like oh I fucking Jesus Christ I'm scared to shout at myself turns out my father-in-law came back while I was having a shower grabbed that little my phone chucked him in a hot pot um which I kind of feel sorry for him because that's a really violent death but you know yes it's not good being a crab okay guys so I'm back home now I wanted to film more of the locations around here but it's just too dark I went to like different parks and it was just it was pitch black so you know that's the end of this video I'm rooted with a capital D if you've liked this video like hit share it around sub to the channel if you haven't already and I'll see you all in the next video and if you're not there I'll find you in a park in the middle of the night and I'll salute you in ways you can't imagine