 Man, fuck them kids, man. Yo, it's going down in the major way, man. I got one of the most liveest niggas at all the parties. I'm talking about somebody who know how to get the parties started and everything. He didn't put out one of the most hottest birth control songs of the summer. I'm talking about the whole year. This guy is AKA prophylactic. Y'all give it up for the one, the only, you didn't see him on Nappy Boy Radio party pill. Let's go. Yes, sir. You got to clap yourself around this moment, if I got anything. Come on, man. What's going on, my boy? Hey, dawg, dawg, if you can't clap for yourself, who can you clap for? I mean, obviously nobody. What the last time you gave it up for yourself? Right now. You just made me do it. It makes sense, right? Yeah, and it makes me feel good, too. Hey, man, listen, man, dawg, I told you from the get-grain, like you on or something, and we've been talking about it offset everything when the cameras was out. This song right here, it says it all. Fuck them kids. It do, it do, man. And you know what? When I started to try to get this thing out, or even say it, people was just looking at me like, come on, man, you can't do that. But I'm like, you're not listening to the words of the song. You only focusing on fuck them kids. But when you listen to the words, you're gonna be like, oh, shit, I just happened to meet the other day. And it's just, I think it's the anthem. And once everybody really pick up on it and hear it, they're gonna be like, you know what? He did do it. He did it first. So let's talk about that right there, what you just said. The people that were saying to you like, come on, bro, like, who are these, who are these people and what type of people are they? What was that moment? Cause it sound like some shit where you were, if you was your homeboy, he in front of his girl and they got kids and shit. Like, Pip, you know what? I can't do this with you right now in front of her. Or if you in front of her, you in front of that girl you talking to and whatnot. She like, come on, bro. Like, listen, I support everything you do, but I got kids and I be doing that shit the niggas too. You said, you exactly what you said verbatim. Go in a room and the same people that said it was the one with the kids, the one, you know, we love the kids. Fuck them kids. You know, when shit happened with kids, obviously this is probably not the right time to be playing the song because they're gonna just say, fuck them kids. Come on, man, you can't say fuck them kids, but listen to the damn words, man. And then they wanna say it to people that are just parents. It's not just for the people that's parents. Mostly for the people that ain't parents. I'm trying to get some ass, man. And you got them kids running around here. You know what I'm saying? Fucking kicking shit over. And you can't, we can't do nothing because you over here trying to change the diaper. Baby daddy ain't shit. Bro, you know what's funny? Like, you're probably not gonna believe this, but I just turned 41. You lying? Yeah. Dang. I know, I know, I look every bit of 18, right? I was gonna go 17. You gonna go 17? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. No, I'm legal. Okay. You know, I always tended to stay away from like chicks with children. You know, I first, they are everywhere. They're everywhere. I dated a chick when I was 19 that had a like a five-year-old. What? I was just trying to do the math. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. This was when I was 19 for real. Yeah, I dated it, but yeah, her whole life was about this boy. I mean, it is her kid. Yeah, it's her kid. And you know, it's a lot of women in the world and everything, but you can't help who gonna get you pussy first. I would, you thought I was gonna say who you fall in love with. I was. No, it's not who you fall. Okay. You can't help who gonna get you some pussy the fastest. And usually the girl's with the kids. It's usually the girl, but it takes so long to get it though. It takes, so you gotta have patience. Cause when you have a patient with girls or kids, you have to have patience with their baby daddy. You gotta have patience with their mother, whoever's helping them out with the kids. So it's a group effort to help you get the pussy. And you know what I'm saying? Like kids are some of the most biggest cock-blocking motherfuckers in the world. Where'd it come from? Bruh. It's been here before. It come from somebody that was trying to trap a nigga. I feel it. Cause women always come with this bullshit ass excuse me. Oh my God. That I don't, well I don't believe in, you know, abortions and everything. Cause who God might not bless me with this opportunity again. Yes he will. He definitely will. Yes he will. Plenty of niggas gonna come off of him in that thing. Come on. He's a plenty of niggas. A lot of none of you. And they gonna run away too after they did. Believe in your eggs, bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You better use them motherfuckers. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Or sell them. Yeah. You do, you know how, women don't understand how many blessings they blocking by having a baby that's what a nigga don't want. Especially when you single and you just out there trying to get it. Like I had high school friends and now that I look back at it. Do it, do it. Come on. It's hitting you now. See that's gonna be bad if they see it. Say it, bro. See, some of them had kids, right? In high school? Yeah, come on man. You know some of them had kids. Couple of them. It was only one girl in my special ed class who was pregnant. Who got pregnant? I don't know, man. I was in the ninth grade and I ain't never seen a pregnant bitch before in my life. And when you see one that's around your age pregnant, you be like, God damn it. This bitch returning for real. Yes. What are you doing in here? We 14, you about to go ahead and go through. You know this nigga can't goddamn take care of the baby, the Taco Bell job. I don't believe it. You know this nigga at Popeyes can't take care of the baby. I don't believe it. What is the problem, man? What are you really going through right now with all this ol' lean on me ass shit? Was you fucking back then? Yeah, man, I've been fucking since I was 12. Y'all niggas be lying, man. No, nigga. Who giving y'all niggas pussy? Bro, let me tell you something, bro. I wish I could bring the 12-year-old me here so you could smell his dick. I was doing my thing. I was doing my thing at the time. And I was very advanced. It took me a minute to actually get it right though, because one thing about when you first, like trying to figure out women and everything, because you, of course, you all right. Niggas do be lying. Yeah. It started off with fingering. I thought I was doing the wrong hole. That's nice, because it... I was fingering the wrong... I got a lot of doodoo on my hand. That's all. And I was like, whoa! Whoa! Hold on a sec. Time out, this is pussy. Yes. It was comfy. Yes, it is. It is. Because I thought the pussy was the wrong hole, because it was so wet and gross, you know, when you're young. I'm trying to figure this out, Jack. You confusing me. It's pussy. Is that wet? It was wet. See, that's what I see. It was sticky and... It was like, like, like a fucking glue. You ever used to have the, like, you ever, like back in the day when you were younger, you used to put glue on your hand and do this shit right here. Yup. And then do this shit. And then all that little shit, will you be sticky? And you peel it off. That's how I was. I thought it was disgusting as fuck. And then we're like, oh my God. I got Gack on my hand. Remember, I used to sell Gack and Slime and Nickelodeon and them toys like that? You thought she was tricking? I thought it was, yo, what is wrong with this bitch? Yeah. I thought I boo-booed on myself. Smells. I was so stankin'. You used to go back home and smell like shit. Yeah, because what the deal is, this is how nasty I was, and I wanted people to know I was doin' somethin'. I left it on my hand. And I was one of them kids too, that I ate a lot of corn dogs. Oh, God. So, you know, you eat a lot of finger foods and stuff when you're younger. You know, from fruit roll-ups and all that. Had it smelling crazy. And I was so quick, I was so quick and I was so happy to let a nigga smell my hand. So you used to smell the corn dogs and shit. Corn dogs, like, whoa! You ain't niggas like this all day. Tryin' to figure out what the fuck you were doin', you diggin' in your own ass, that's where and what the fuck was goin' on. What is that? Yes. You coulda just told me it was musty or somethin'. Bruh, bruh. Lalo, so, time out. So, I'm the only one that, like, sixth grade, seventh grade will get, get in there, you wanna, this not your story? No, no, no. You was not having sex with me. I was not. I wish I was. When did you find the right hole? I, I, I started. I didn't say it, y'all. I started, I, hey, yo, T-Rex, I started being privy to the right hole when I was, like, 14, 15. And at the time, I was hangin' around, I was freshly dropped outta school, outta high school, and I would hang out at Georgia State every day. Then, lookin' for holes and shit, talkin' to holes, meetin' holes on the chat line, it was some shit in Atlanta called a chat line. And so, I would meet girls at Georgia State and all the other stuff and whatnot, and students and shit, and I would go to classes and all that as if I was actually enrolled. Cause they couldn't tell. They couldn't tell. Cause I always had a grown ass face. And a grown body, like a little boy grown body. You ever seen them little grown boy bodies? Yeah, I know, Midget Mac. Yeah, yeah, like Midget Mac, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was one of them. Hey, it's funny that you even bring that up. I'll remember, I was fuckin' in one girl. Well, I was like 15 at the time. She was 17. We was inside her dorm room on her little twin bed. The 112 video came on, the one with Lozane in there. We can make it anywhere. And then she was like, Lozane's so fine and whatnot, damn man. I could, but I could never fuck him cause he's 15. And I'm thinkin' to myself, bitch, you dead fuck me? Yeah. Winner. You're the life of a celebrity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good one. Hey, hey, and it was wild. Hey, I did everything that I seen on TV to girls. At the time, I had this girl eatin' my booty. And I tell you why I let her eat my booty. Oh, so you was at it at an early age. Oh, yes. When I was 15, cause I'm bout it was out. You ain't from Florida, are you? No, I'm from Decatur. Florida niggas like eatin' here. No, no, I'm from Decatur. So I was watchin' I'm bout it and it's this part where I think it was Fiend that was on there. He was sayin', man, this girl got down, we eatin' my ass so got damn good. Man, she had her face so far that I, out of Florida, I blew half her damn face off. And I was like, yeah, I didn't get her. Eatin' my ass. And ever since I seen that movie, I never stopped gettin' my ass out. How do you get somebody to eat your ass? I can't even have the conversation with them. Yeah, I was like, hey, we eatin' my ass. I was like that, and I would eat that. I would eat that ass. Straight out. Straight out the box. Damn. Straight out the box. Straight out the fuckin' box. I would eat the same as and whatnot. And even if it smelled a little crazy, I was still down there, thought I, I thought that's what it do. I thought that's what it do. Until you get older and then you had that girl to tell you, hey, go take a shower. You smellin' like shit around here. Yeah, you one of them dudes. Oh, playin' the dirt again ass nigga. Booty ass. And girl had put me on to baby wipes. I been using baby wipes ever since I was 15 and a half now. Wiping your own ass. Wiping my own ass real good. I'm so proud of you. Put a little, put a little, little finger in there. Little finger? You gotta put a little finger. Yeah, you do. You don't. Yes, you do. You don't though. Yes, you do. You gotta make sure you right, bruh. Hey, bruh. Are you gonna, are you gonna smell it? No, no, I did, I did it like first couple times, but not as a grown man though. Not as a grown man. Now you know. Yeah, nah, nah, I don't do that shit no more. I'm over it now. Okay. I'm just trying to make sure I'm clean and I don't get caught with it. It was a fat. It was a, it was a fat. I want to make sure, because you doubt when you got, when you tell, when you have somebody to tell you, you smell like doodoo. That's all, yeah, it, it, it, that come on. You ain't never, you ain't never had a girl like, you know what I'm saying, eating you out. I remember going down on you or something like that. And she was like, hey, you smell funny. I think once. But that's cause I put some tea tree oil down there and it was real strong. I went to put a tea tree oil down there for. So that's, that's got, I just got, I got like, I had a rash. So I kind of trying to get that thing. I know, I know about that. I know about that. Yeah. Hey bro, I used to stay getting burnt. First of all, I didn't say burnt. Didn't say that at all. I said rash, it's a difference. Rash and burnt. Where you get the rash from? I don't remember that. Yeah. You probably got burnt and you ain't know it. I mean, what that was, probably should have went to the doctor and fixed that and try to put some damn tea tree oil in the shade. I stayed at the doctor, bro. I stay and see, and you got to remember too, this back in Atlanta, like this old Atlanta. Yeah, you was nasty. Yeah. This old, this, this was AIDS Atlanta. Like, so every time I caught some, I thought, Oh shit. Every time. I got AIDS. Every time. Every time I caught, I remember I got crabs one time. Like I thought it was AIDS. Crabs. I thought it was AIDS, crabs was AIDS, man. I had some real, real lobsters on it. I had a fucking seafood, for the seafood lover in me. I'm learning a lot about you, Jack. I was a nasty little boy, man. Yeah, I'm noticing that. Yeah. I was noticing that. I was disgusting. I had lobsters. I ain't know you can get rid of that. No, no, they are a bookstore on it, man. It burns like hell. I'm talking about to the point where you want to rip your own dick off and throw it away. My stomach hurts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm clean now. Okay, good. See, that's all that matter. Yeah. When you get older and you start loving yourself and you start realizing, you start seeing, all it took for me was a nigger at school to die. All it took was one nigger that's your age to die from some bullshit. Man, you like, you know what? I'm gonna put two kinds of clothes on. I might start washing my dick after this. Yeah, yeah. Man, I almost washed my dick off. Yeah, it was that crazy back then. Yeah, you have some food. Fuck them kids. That's basically what I'm trying to say in a nutshell. In a nutshell. That's all I'm saying is. I only had one kid scared of my life. Really? And yep, it turned out to be a lie. The girl was pregnant, but it wasn't mine. So she was outside too? Oh, she was super outside. She was, because she tricked me into getting outside. Where are you finding these women at? I found her at a gospel play. I went to a gospel play. I think I want to say it was some idea shit. And yeah, yeah, she had me slipping. She was older than me. Like keep in mind, I dropped out of school so all I'm dating is older women. Because everybody I work around are older. You know what I'm saying? If I got a job, so everybody. So you fucking all the employees? Yeah, I'm fucking a lot of employees. So this one girl I met her, I was 19. She was like 24, 25. And she was, when we would get intimate, she was like, yo, I don't want to waste my IUD. Was it called an IUD? Is it an IUD? You don't ask me. What's it with? Hey, Robin. That's it, okay, cool. Yeah, it's an IUD. What it is, it's a birth control thing. They shoot it up in the girl. And they keep you from getting pregnant for like eight years. But this bitch was lying. She didn't have no IUD. But she was telling me that because she just didn't want me to put no, she didn't like condoms. But I'm just saying that the only thing that people can do is, you know, the easiest thing, if you're not gonna wear condoms. Is to go in the boot of hell. Sure. Pull out. No, it's not. I'm kind of off the booty. I'm gonna let you talk. I've been kind of off the booty. It's pull out. Like you saying, fuck them kids, just fuck them kids on their shirt or on the bed or on their stomach or on their face or something like that. I wasn't cool with that. You know why? Why not? Why do you want to stay inside and then put your shit in them? No, no, I had to pull it out of that. But I ain't trust pulling out. Because I had a lot of, I was like a real hardcore precommer. Like I put the dick in oozing. This shit just oozing everywhere. I like this shit got to be a baby. Is this a joke? Somebody trying to trick me. No, I'm dead ass here. Three times real. Yeah, that shit real, bro. Yeah, my shit was running, bro. So what my problem is then, my shit must not work. Man, don't you got to teach me, bro. You got to be the teacher of. Killed me. Definitely the teacher of. Shit. Because I don't got no kids to this day. Really? None. You want any? At this particular, I'm 41 now. Yeah. I think, I don't think it's a good idea. I think I'm cool on that now. I don't think I got the patience for it. Every now and then I'll date a girl with a kid and shit and blah, blah, blah. And it's cool, but I only date women with kids with a daddy in their life. Oh, so you ain't got to deal with them? Yeah, I'm not. You ain't trying to be a stepdaddy. I'm not a stepdaddy type of guy. And if I could meet a girl that do got kids and shit, that don't, that don't, don't, don't, they got enough respect for me, not to introduce me to her kid, that's a keeper. Oh, so you don't even want to meet the kid? No. Damn. No, I'm cool on that. That's fucked up, man. It's not necessary. That is, it's all type of ways you can use that. You know that? Yeah. Am I really fucked up for that? I mean, I'm just saying. Or have I earned that? You, how are you going to talk to a young lady that got a kid, she lived with the kid and you never meet this kid? She come on my house. She said, I mean. She come on my house. These women are sensitive though. Like they care about stuff we don't give a fuck about. That I understand as well. And one of them that they give a fuck about is, I'm ready for you to be La Junior. You know what? See, you got to put that out there, like off the rip. So you got to understand, yo, Pip, you parted Pip from fucking Nappy Boy Radio. You a celebrity now. And I'm a liar too. Yeah, and you a fucking liar. That's your problem right there. You over here, like going with the flow, saying what you got to say to get this pussy. Wrong thing to do. Wrong. I think I learned that. I learned it. Wrong. Don't know. You got to set standards and boundaries and you got to be cool with missing out on some pussy. I don't miss out on a lot of pussy. Do you got to? I wasn't cool with it though. No, you got to get cool with it. You know what I always tell myself when I miss out on pussy. She probably had AIDS anyway. I ain't no. Definitely got to blame her. That always made me feel better. Trash anyway. It always made me feel better like, yeah, she would have fucked my life up. You got to put it on her and, you know what I'm saying? Don't take up, like just make up an excuse in your mind or why she's not good enough for you. You know what Ryan told me last week? He was like, I wish I could take my fuck back. And I said that to say damn, I should have got there and be more frugal with my fucks. So off the rip, if I see something that's like a little bit off balance and everything with a chick, I shouldn't give a fuck, literally. Right. Let that go. Let that go, bro. Too many times we compromise ourselves and compromises turning the kids. You see what I just did? Fuck them kids. If you really gonna live that shit, you know what I'm saying? You gonna have to start protecting yourself, respecting your dick. You know now that I started being a man with standards and stuff, whenever I take my dick out, my dick always look at me and say, man, I appreciate that, bro. That hole open right up, man, thank you. It's not in the ass, is it? Say it again? It's not in the ass, is it? All the time, all the time. That's a prerequisite for me. We're gonna work on you, Jack. Y'all are pretty. See, I like that. Y'all getting into a whole new thing out of that. Let me tell you, man. Pregnant pussy is good. It's amazing. If you go to the hospital, and what they call it, the OBGYN, if you go over there, there's a lot of women out there that need help with their menoplasis classes and all that, you could be there helping them. They take volunteers? What, man, they can't, yes. You know how many niggas aren't showing up for these motherfuckers? Damn, big people that need your help with reason and support. Send me the address. Yay, Grady Hospital. No. They have a place like this? Yes. Yes, everything. Yup. And y'all got the address to this place? Push the button. Push the button. There's a lot of lonely people out there waiting on you, bro. No screens attached. You know, I could've probably did it back in my day, but I don't think I can do it now. I think my... What are you trying to say right now? What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? I got a baby on the way. You got a baby on the way? Hold on, time out, time out. I'm trying to, I'm trying to... Show Mr. Fuck Them Kids. I'm trying, man. I'm trying to... Mr. Fuck Them Kids got a kid? That's half it. Congratulations, motherfucker. So she got to ride this out. You know what I'm saying? She might fuck around and hear this shit and say, oh, hell no, is this my daddy? I mean, once again, you got to be honest. You know what? I got a hard... You got to be honest with your kids, too, man. And you got to tell them, like, whether they're a mistake or not. You got to tell them. Like, I wasn't really fucking with your mama like that. I'm still fucking with her. Yeah, oh, you still, you like her? Yeah, I like her. You what? Huh? You what? Coming into what? You what? You like her mom? Ooh. That girl that's just pregnant. What girl? The lady that you with. I don't know what you're talking about, my boy. Hey, yo, yo, yo, Pyl. Is you in love? Is you in love, Pyl? What's going on right now, bro? Really? You in love, my boy? Let's not do this right now. You trying to throw out a family? It's not even a show like that. You trying to live happily ever after? Jack, she already told me she don't want to marry me, so. She doing you a favor? I mean, I'm not talking about it, no boy, we're about it, so I'm not tripping, you know. But let me ask you this question. Why did you want to get married in the first place? I was, I was, you know what, Jack, that's funny that you say that. Sometimes I think to myself that I'm not as, handsome as some of these other guys. You gorgeous, you gorgeous, no homo. Thank you. So I just felt like I found somebody that liked me a lot and I wanted to, I wanted to hold on to it. That, that didn't work. You just as simple as that, huh? Yeah. 20 minutes later. She liked you a lot. What made you feel like she liked you a lot? Um, just different stuff that I've never been through before, like, you know. Girl stuff, girl stuff that they do, when you, you know what I'm saying, cook for you and cleaning without having to tell them to do some shit, you know what I'm saying? I'm just saying, like, I live by myself, so for somebody to come over and clean up, I'm just saying for somebody to come and clean up and do your shit for you, you know what I'm saying? You gotta tell them to do shit and they, cause you give them a good dick. It's just cause they like, you need this. You know what I'm saying? Hey, Pip, she was being nice to you. That's, that's what she told me. That's called being a human being. Is that what that is? Yeah, you gotta raise your standards a little bit, Pip. What you have. I need a white girl to in. It's a feminine woman. The woman that you with right now, she's feminine and she got the home training. She's been raised right. What's going on is, Pip, you come from the night life. You party, Pip. So you're used to a lot of ratchet women and you know, people that are just from, they come with that, that mentality that I'm not going to submit to a man cause that's like slavery and slavery is cooking. Slavery is doing everything that my grandmother and my mom did cause they were, they were talk wrong and stuff. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And your, their mom or their grandmother probably said, Hey, make sure you put your money to the side and you, you get somebody, just in case shit don't work, right? And blah, blah, blah. Cause they didn't really want to be in that situation. But at the same time, they got a man for the rest of their life. That's true. They had a man for the rest of their life. A lot of women that are now right now, they don't have men. Cause they stopped doing those little things that you love so much that made you complete. Like cleaning up. Like cooking. Like being cooperative. Being cooperative. That's a big one man. That's come on bro. Women don't like listening for shit. But no, the women you like don't like listening for shit. That's true. That's true. See, sometimes what we gotta do is, as grown men, is just change our types up. I don't know how to do that. I don't, I wake up too late. Now the only thing I can go to is the fucking club. Pip, Pip. You know what? What do they say open after dark? Licks. And? I don't know the other one. Hospitals. Go meet some nurses. So just fucking get in there, accident or something or just pull up. Say it again? Just get in the accident or pull up? Just pull up. Go in there. Tell them about your rash. Tell them about your rash bro. You think you, they're gonna be at work though. They're gonna look at me like, nigga, what are you doing here? Hey, I came here to meet you. The universe brought me here. That's actually a pretty good answer right there. You're pretty smart Jack. Come on bro, I don't get enough credit for this. You need a book. Hey, Pip, I promise you, and this is all bullshit aside, this is the second time I've gotten that today. And at the first time was about like around, I wanna say 8 a.m. I helped my man find the love of his life. Really? His fantasy is now his reality. Today? Today, well he actually was yesterday. He liked this girl, she on TV. She hosted a show and whatnot and blah, blah, blah. She has a kid. Oh shit. Yeah, and he was like, you know, the kid, the lady enrolled the kid into his class and he was teaching the kid how to, the kid acting, he's an acting coach. But he's a little fatuated with the mom. So I was like, yo man, put yourself out there. Tell her how you feel. That's rough though, Jack. No, it's not. You can't just tell her nigga, go put your fillers on the table for this fine TV star. One of two things is gonna happen, Pip. I don't like no. You ready? No. She's either gonna say yes to you and you live happily ever after, or she's gonna say no and let you off the hook and you can go on here and move on and change your mind and get your focus back over into another place. Where need to be? And he bed on himself. And he ended up spending the night last night. Oh, shit. And yeah, he didn't find the love of his life. She was just into it, cause he put herself out there. That's hard though, man. No, it's not. You just put yourself out there all the time for anybody, you're like, I hear that all the time. I hear guys, dudes, man, I'm just gonna go shoot my shot and I hate when they shoot their shot and they win. I'm not a hater or anything like that, sorry. I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying? I understand exactly where you're going. You gotta get out of your comfort zone and your comfort zone is with chicks at the club. That's a certain type of woman. But the chick that you actually really want, she don't be at them places that you be at all the time. That's right. She don't. But you don't think that you deserve her. You have what they call imposter syndrome. You don't think that you help. When I really am. And you really are him. It's a free therapy class. I watch you on that show all the time, the podcast with you, T-Pain and Vanessa all the time and you show up every episode as him. You Mr. Goddamn. Goddamn. But don't just be that when the camera go off. You gotta be that 24 hours a day, Pip. Yeah, you right. And then when you do that, you're gonna really say, fuck them kids. I can't. And mean it. Damn. And mean it. And you don't ever have to be in a position where you have to whisper and tell me, yeah, but I have a baby. Cause you know what it sounds like Pip? You didn't want to have that baby. You wanted to say, fuck that kid. I did. And tell. I said I'm gonna get one more year older and then my shit probably ain't gonna work. Hey Pip. It's funny that you should say that. I endorse a product. It's called blue chew. Really? Yes. I see that shit all the time. Does it work Jack? It get my dick harder than it should tonight. You lying. After a Mike Tyson fight in Las Vegas before Tupac got shot. Really? And it's not Cialis and they just called it blue chew. And it's not Viagra. It has the same active ingredients as blue chew and Viagra. But. But it's organic with all natural ingredients. And it keeps your man standing at attention at the drop of a dime. All you got to do is think about say, you know what? I want to have sex with her. And that shit just jumped right up. And it stay hard. You see the blood just beating in that motherfucker. Like there's a heartbeat in the mushroom. That's cool. Thank you. I appreciate that. Heartbeat in the mushroom, bro. You ever seen your mushroom throb like this in the top? That's what's going on when you put that blue chew on. I'm telling you. Hey, blue. I didn't just try it on a girl first. You know who I tried it on? Me. What? Me. So you just tried it and then just went at it. I jumped off with it. Went to sleep all night. Woke up all night. Shouts out to blue chews. It really works. Come on, man. Come on. Because that Viagra shit is the worst. No. And then just keep your heart rate straight and all in. Yeah, that shit made me feel like I was about to die. I had a little blurry vision, but that's about it. It was coming back or it was a little. Where you at? Huh? Where you at? Where you at? Right. Shouts out for them. Yeah, I hear you. Where are you? Definitely over here. So basically what I'm trying to say is that got stuff for that. But there's no real excuse for not doing something that you don't want to do. You did. I feel you. You know, you know, she say that she ain't gonna marry you. But at the same time, I went one thing and this is from somebody that's been married before. Really? Yeah, I was married for a hot six month. Went you with the Vegas? No, I just went to the courthouse. And you know, she got married on Valentine's Day. Got divorced on Halloween. Nice. Got a trick and a treat. Yeah. Where she at now? I have no idea what it's all about. I don't care you. I don't. I don't give a fuck what you. Yes, yes. When I tell you I didn't look back, I didn't. I bet you didn't. I ran for my life. But because you know, it's overrated. But what I tell, we'll tell you is, it's like just getting in trouble. Getting in trouble. And one thing about trouble people, I know you didn't heard this. It's easy to get in trouble. It's hard as hell to get out. You know how much it cost me to get out of trouble? $2,500. $2,500 ain't bad. $2,500 ain't good. It ain't because it's something you got to spend to get out of something that you don't even want to be in. The bitch didn't go half on it with me. But she really wanted to do the shit. I was like, where you got that $1,500? Didn't come up with nothing. Didn't come up with nothing. I had to go get the whole thing to get rid of this bitch. She wanted kids, didn't she? I don't know what she wanted. But she didn't want us. So what the fuck she doing for? Bragging rights. Nice. She thought we was gonna get on love and hip hop or some bullshit. Yeah, and I wasn't like, you know, on that type of time. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You would have made it though. You would have got a check. You would have got a check. Yeah, but now I like her for real. I was with her for real. I didn't know we was acting. I had no idea we was acting. Well, you probably didn't see it coming. I never saw it coming upon intended. Really? Yeah, yeah. So you know, I said it to say, bruh, save your $2,500. But I don't know how much your child support is gonna be. Whoa, see that's already, I don't know already. I already nipped that in the bud. We ain't doing, we ain't hitting the child support. Okay. We nipped that in the bud. Now, now it was, that was a verbal contract. Now, I'm gonna have to get that on paper. Cause yeah, you gotta, yeah, you got, I don't know how you're gonna pull this off. Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna do that. All right. Yeah, that's a good question. I'ma, I'ma ask ChatGPT and have them put it together. Cause that's gonna be the, yeah. Cause I gotta, I gotta get that done. You gonna really need to just be on top of it and whatnot and, and just make all of us as you can really can refuse, you know, a file for what they call that joint custody. Joint custody. I don't think we're gonna have a problem though. Yeah, you should be cool. If you act like you still fuck with it, you should be all right. Yeah, I fuck with it. I fuck with it. And only, only, only time the shit go wrong when you like, hey, leave me alone. Y'all, you don't want to say that. Yeah, leave me alone here. There's not the time to say that. Yeah, yeah. And I gotta, I gotta learn to get up early and not late because that's really gonna, that's really putting a damper in and like, you always outside. But I'm, you know, I fucking can't change my name right now. It's trying to like party pip. So. Y'all live together? No. And that's gonna be the, that's gonna be the other tough thing right there. I offered that too. I ain't gonna lie. I put that on the table. She wouldn't win it. She wanted to be married. And this was after I said I had wanted to marry, I ain't like literally asked her to marry me. I was just like, see, I was gonna ask you to marry me. And then after that, this happened. And then I had brought up us living together because, you know, baby, you know, baby gotta be there. And she said, oh, well, if I'm gonna live with another nigga, I need to be married. I was like, well, dodge that bullet. Hold on. See, now you're confusing me. No, you shouldn't be confusing me. All right, time out, time out, time out. Hold on. See, this what you just made it look like. What? You made it look like you had offered to marry the girl and she didn't want to marry you. Right. She does want to marry you if you, she wants to do things in a order. She's not wrong for that. And it probably might be your best bet. What's the order? I didn't, I didn't, I went to school. I can count. Yeah, I understand that. But I don't think there's nothing wrong with, you know, you getting in control of your situation to the point where you actually, hold on, tell me, I might be saying the wrong shit to you. I might be saying the wrong shit to you. Do you fuck with her like that? Yeah, I do. You do? I do. You want to marry the girl? I don't, I think marriage is just paper. I don't think. No, it's not only, it's not only paper, it's something, it's a piece of paper that says, it's a commitment to say, hey, I'm gonna do this in front of everybody. I fuck with you and this serious right here and whatnot and I ain't gonna, I'm not gonna goddamn leave you fucked up. Because I fuck with you that much. It costs, just to even do that. Man, it costs $35 out of a pill. I'm not the way that she want to do it. She want to do it the traditional way, which is. Oh, she want to invite people and all those. Many people, you want to have this big glamorous wedding, cost $35,000. $35,000? Or 350,000, whichever one is one of them two is going to cost me a whole bunch of money and then I got to deal with you, arguing with you every day. We getting married, I got to pay all the money. Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna say shit. You're not even allowed to talk. Do you know what these women want these days, Jack? What do they want? Jack, when a woman is pregnant, they got these things called a baby moon. What's the other one, a push present. So you, she want me to, you go on a baby moon before you had a baby. So we got to take this glamorous trip. Hold on. Hold on, Jack. A baby moon is like a honeymoon, but it's for a baby. Yes. I'm trying to tell you. First of all, I skipped a whole bunch of shit first. I thought that shit was some astrology shit. Oh man, they crazy. I'm telling you, look, gender reveal, baby shower, which is cool, but we don't have to do, we don't have to be involved in that for real. That's for us to get the little nice gifts people want to give us cause they congratulating you and all that. That's two things right there. Then you got the baby moon. You got to go on a trip. Then you got the push present. So after she had a baby and pushed the baby out, you got to get another present. And then guess what? Mother's Day might be right around the corner. And then it might be her birthday. And then Christmas, then Valentine's Day. God damn. And then I got to bring you flowers every day or something that's be like, I care about you and shit. This shit get expensive. I don't want to do that shit every day. If I don't like this. That's what I'm saying. That's shit crazy, man. Hey Pip, you might come out better just paying child support. I might, you might be right. And I'm gonna go send you a check. When you really think about it, when you really think about it at the end of the day from like, you know, one to 18. That's a lot. It's 250,000. It's 350. 350. Yeah. Okay. With all that shit you talking about. That's what I'm saying. If you do the 35,000 for the wedding, you do 5,000 for the baby moon. 5,000 for the honeymoon. All the different changes that baby is gonna go through as far as, you know, clothes getting sick. Cause you could have an unhealthy baby. Now see, that's a whole other story. You know, you know how much wheelchairs cost this? School, daycare, clothes. Hey, you know, daycare, I just found out, Bruh, I got a homeboy that's paying like 800 a week or something crazy. A week? Yeah, a week. Like 800 a week, something like, wow, like that. That motherfucker going to public school. Yeah, there's some regular, like other broke ass babies in there with him. His baby. That still make no sense. Yeah, for the 800. That's too much. Inflation is going on right now. Then you got the infamil. Then you gotta, you gotta eat every two hours when they come out. You know that? Bruh. Who the fuck got time for that? I only wake up once in a day. How many times you spend, how much you spend on food a week for you? And how many times you got to eat a day? I got to eat, she got to eat, she got to eat. God damn. Oh, no. And what I'm saying, Jack, the shit crazy. That ain't, yo, yo, Pip, you done fucked up. I did. How you gonna pay for all this? Bruh, I don't know. I'm trying to take your job right. That's why I'm here. I was interviewing for your shit. Take your spot. Holy shit. Cause that shit crazy. This is not. Yeah it is. Gotta pay for the place to have a baby shower. Why we just can't have this shit at home? It's a dead end of life? Not, not to be paying for no wedding. He ain't one of them daddy. Nope. He don't seem like, like nigga that's you right there. Like fuck a baby shower. Y'all better have a baby bubble bath. And the way my apartment set up, I ain't got no fucking tub. Oh. What a fucking stand up shower. Wow. Wow. I don't know how to figure that out. Literally just seeing my homeboy come out the shower, he had to be. That's how I want to do it. My mama tried to bathe me in the shower. You lying. And dropped my ass. Shit, you know you be real fragile when you were baby. Yeah. Shit popped right out. Yeah. I don't know when it take you serious. Well, don't take me. But yeah, man. That's what happened, man. You know, you just don't come out like this. I know you don't. I'm just saying I don't. Shit happens. Shit happens. But you're still here though. I'm still here. I suffer from a seizure every now and then. But I'm all right. That's okay. You know what I got, man? Which people finally catching on to. Come on. I got narcolepsy. So you just gonna fall asleep on shit when the shit get hard. I'm gonna tell you what happened. Talk to me. Because I'm that hard way. I'm in a little nice little waiting room y'all got. Okay. Knock the fuck out. Okay. But right up, whole thousand energy. Ready to go. Okay. And you say that to say? I got narcolepsy. That's as simple as that. That's it. Can you get a check for that? They keep trying to stop me, man. They keep trying to stop me. You just need a doctor's note. It don't work like that with Ryan. Because what they do, you know, when you got a little, when you got a problem, they try to send you to day doctors. Well, unfortunately, they so stupid. They send me to day doctors, but they doctor don't check for narcolepsy. So I'm a hundred percent. Everything's okay. But give me a couple of seconds. And I'm out. Damn, boy. So you gonna have to stay awake at your job. Damn. Damn. Man, I show hate there for you, man. But let's get to the origin of this, man. So you started off. You held from Chicago. Born and raised. Okay. Let's just get this out the way now. Okay. Born in Detroit, all right? Raised in Chicago. Wow, there's two major cities right here. Yeah. Okay. What was so hard about that? Everybody always on my ass. Cause when I say I'm from Chicago, or then there's somebody in the back that say, by the way of Detroit. Got you. Are you not proud of Detroit? I mean, I don't really have nothing to say about Detroit. When somebody say something, they say he's from Detroit. I was like, oh yeah, I was born in Detroit. Oh, you literally were just born there and you grew up in Chicago. That's what you're trying to tell me. Yeah. Got you. Okay, I see your disposition now. Yeah. I understand that. Everybody on my ass about that shit, so. Yeah, yeah. So when did you get to Atlanta? Whoa, wow, that's crazy. I was 20. Oh, so you grew up in Chicago. Yeah. So fact of fiction, you were a dancer in Chicago? No. Where did that come from? You never were a dancer. At all. I can't dance right now. Oh, I thought you had a group called One Chance and you was like a backup dancer for them. Definitely wasn't a backup dancer for them. Okay, so I'm gonna tell you the story. I'll give you the story. Okay. So from when I was in Chicago, I grew up in Chicago, but I moved back to Michigan to go to school, go to college. You went to Michigan State? I wish I did. I went to community college, because that's where I get to go for free, because my dad was a teacher. So I got to go to school for free. Guess what I went to school for? A community. Four. Community? Four. College. Yes. And at that place, I wanted to be a police officer. Okay. All right, went to the police academy. Yeah, officer Pipp. Okay. Like, yeah, that works. Good one. And shit, the teacher dude came up and he was like, you son, you're sleeping a lot in my class. So you should go check this doctor out. I was like, all right, cool. Went to check the doctor out, come to find out, fucking got a narcolepsy. Oh, you really do have narcolepsy? The whole time during high school. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yep. So then... You know, that's a really dangerous disease to have of you in a gang. It is. Yeah. I ain't gonna make it. You're going to go do a drive-by, you fall asleep in the car and stay there. But go ahead. I seen it. You didn't get that one, did you? All right, cool. So then, ended up coming to Michigan. Ended up coming to Atlanta, my bad. Because I didn't want to be in Michigan no more because of this girl. I pushed her. Now, that would have been great. But I pushed her and she was like, oh hell, Nani, you got me fucked up. And I was in love with this girl. She was so bad. She was so fine, Jack. But anyway, so I pushed her. She was like, nah, I fucked this shit. So I was just there and just crying and acting like a little bitch. And then I was like, man, fuck this. I got to get the fuck out of here. Come to find out, my brother living A. Said, bro, I need to come to Atlanta, man. I want to come to Atlanta. He was like, all right, cool, come on. Hold on, what was the pushing story about again? We was arguing. And so we was arguing. It was a bug on me. And she was like, oh, look at that bug. I said, well, get it off. And she's like, no. So I pushed her ass out the way because she was in the fucking way. And I'm trying to get this fucking bug off me. And she was like, she was Puerto Rican. Hell no, you ain't about to push me, nigga. And got the fuck up out of there. And I was like, oh, I don't fuck up. I had the baddest motherfuck of all time in my life. And all I did was push this motherfuckers. That was it. Over with it. You can't push these hoes not every now. I'm leaving. Okay, touch them. Wow. Okay. So I ended up coming to Atlanta. And this was when I don't know if you remember when all those clubs down in Buckhead used to use to have a little- Yeah, frequency and all that. Yeah, yeah. That's when, and my brother lived right upstairs. So shit, I'm 20. I'm like, hell yeah, I'm outside. Finally turned 21. And then that's what really kicked it off for me to be like in the street. But I ended up being in Atlanta for a little while and I ended up getting this job at Blockbuster. And I ended up being like the manager at Blockbuster. This story just took a real big turn. It is, because I'm skipping some shit because my story long. I was just thinking that. I was like, okay. I'm trying to skip some shit. Gotcha. So my homeboy was Usher's Barber. And he was like, yo, man, pull up, man. I'm over here. You know what I'm saying? The career of Chile. Come over here. I want you to meet some people. I go over there and they from Chicago. Now one chance is from Chicago. So my bar was from Chicago. He was my high school partner. And went over there and shit. Just chopping it up with them at Usher crib. And they was just talking like, yeah, man, we need a cameraman. We need a cameraman. And I'm just sitting there like, not paying it no attention. I'm not even thinking about the shit. Then I said to myself, I said, shit, I could be a cameraman. I was like, hey, y'all, I got a camera at the crib. They was like, for real? I was like, yeah. It was like, when are you about to go on the road? They was like, well, we about to leave tomorrow. I was like, oh, shit, I got to go to work, man. I probably can't do that. It was like, all right, cool. Go home. And I was on my way home. I asked my sister, I said, hey, what you think? You think I should go with them boys? And she was like, do what you want to do. What's up to you? I was like, man, fuck that job. Called the niggas up before they left. I said, hey, man, I'm trying to get on that road with y'all boys. It was like, all right, well, we about to pull the bus over right now. Pull the bus over on the side of the highway. I jumped on that goddamn tour bus so fast. I ain't got paid yet to this day, but I went on that. I went to that motherfucker. And that's really what started about my junk crew was the group One Chance, that was from Chicago. And I seen FABO and that, you know, he know One Chance, that was the doing of the boys. And that's what kicked off. They took me under their wing. And that was, that's what started it. Come on. Yup, yup. You played basketball with Usher? You know what I'm saying? That boy was, he was a Atlanta Hawks. What was he in the good? Nice. Man, that was the group type shit. They the ones, they, they, yeah, they good ball. So Usher was trash. Yeah, you, you respect Usher like a motherfucker. He is. No, no, no, no. I ain't saying trash. Don't be good at basketball. He Usher. That's all I'm saying. He Usher, nigga. I've seen him play. That's all I got to say. He Usher, nigga. I've seen him play. Yeah. Hey, that's how you know that you walking in your purpose when a nigga can't, can't, can't, can't, he know you got me. I won't tell you. I was just hooking with him. No, no, he, he not, he not trash, he Usher. He Usher. You, you, you, you, you, it's bigger than, bigger than the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it don't happen man, we was playing with Usher. Niggas wasn't even guarding him right. No, no. Niggas was just letting him drive to the hole. You know celebrities ain't gonna let you, they, you, you, you kind of feel like, I don't let this nigga win, man. I'm fucking, he paid me some shit. I got, I'm fucking let this nigga win. Cause if I beat this nigga ass, I'm fired tomorrow for sure. I, I heard, like, heard Taylor from like, maybe five, six different people. Like, R. Kelly, when you playing basketball with him? And boy, I'ma tell you, I ain't gonna tell you nothing. A, A, Niggas will beat your ass. They gon' definitely do that. Cause they used to hoot with him. They, all the, all the, cause they was all from Chicago. So they used to hoot with him too. But he, you not play, I ain't playing with him. File the shit out your ass. Then they go wide open, walk away. You gon' pull like a Stephan Curry, you know, a Stephan shoot, and he just walk away. Y'all not, like, just go ahead. You got it. Nobody fucks with R. Kelly. Don't touch him. You get jumped for gardening in there. They gon' bring his folk in there now. Yeah. Like niggas is, I don't remember if it was boa niggas in the head, the straight goonie. Like they were blocking for R. Kelly to get to the hole. They not playing no games. Yeah. You want to keep your job? Yeah. I don't want to keep my job, I don't want to play with them boys. A word, a word, a word. So, let me ask you this question. What made you cool with going on the road with them for no dough? I don't know. I really don't know. What the fuck was I thinking? I had a job. But it let me ask you, OK, because I'm thinking I might be asking you the wrong shit. What did you have going on back home the way you could just, or what you didn't have going on, back home to where you just get up and just say the next day, often to go get on the bus? I didn't have to pay for nothing. So you were living rent-free already? No, no, no. Well, no. So were you staying with your mama? No, my sister. You were staying with your sister? Yeah. She was trying to get you out the house anyway? Probably. Got you. That couch was not it for her, probably. Got you. She got pregnant as soon as you left. She was already that might have been the other thing. She had my niece. So that was another thing, too. So you was in the way. She probably really was probably in the way. Yeah, got you. OK, I get it now. You was eating the food and all kind of. Years later, this is all making sense now. Got you. I get it. Like, go do what you do. Because I'm like, what kind of advice is that? Because she didn't even give you no advice. She just said, go do what you do. And then telling somebody that mean I'm about to do that shit. Yeah, she already know what gets you going. Yeah. Got you. So that was, damn, now I got to go apologize. Because I ain't paying no rent or nothing. To this day. To this day. She changed your life. OK, now I can tell you the backstory that later on. Remember to come back to that. OK, her father changed your life. She's changing my life. OK. Because if I wouldn't have went, probably better off right now. I don't know. Wow, I see what you just did. You did see that. I see what you just did. See the last one. I didn't see the last one. But you got this one. I got my own. Got it. Hey, so you get on the bus. Yep. Tell me what happens on the road with one chance. Like, because they say what happens on the road stays on the road. What was staying on the road? Oh, that's what you want me to talk about. Yeah. Oh. Like right now? Yeah. You want to turn the cameras off? No. Oh, OK. This 85 South, man. Got you. I got you. This is the 85 right here, baby. It is. Let them know. It is. They here for the day. They want the smoke. I'll give you a little smoke. OK. They happen to be on the road. You remember the Millennium tour. One of them damn tour. I think I heard of this tour, the Scream tour. Scream, that's it. That was the one. OK. You smart, man. The Millennium tour. And you know, Chris and... Chris, Chris, Chris. You know, Chris Brown kid. Oh, the one that be dancing. Got you. Yeah, him. The Chris Brown kid and all the rest of them dudes. What a pretty Ricky and all them, right? So that's what they were going on the road for to go, you know, open up and perform with those guys. And I mean, the road is crazy, man. Like it's a life. It's definitely a lifestyle. I'll tell you that. I mean, I don't know what else you want me to tell you. If you was on T-Pain shit right now, you'd be going in. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't. You'd be doing that. I'd be telling them. You'd be doing it. We'll talk about what you was doing. What you seen, you ain't got to say those niggas' names. What I seen? What you seen going, well, niggas want to know what what they call it, the Scream tour. I ain't gonna lie, the niggas was getting hoes, man. The niggas was getting hoes. I don't know. Some of the niggas that I'm talking about, I don't know them niggas, but the niggas was getting hoes. There's a whole different lifestyle out there. Different lifestyle. That's definitely a different lifestyle. What do you mean when you say different lifestyle? Because I only got one life. Right. So it's just like me wanting somebody can't never get them, right? But out there on the road, it's the opposite. They want you. But they can't get you? They can get you. No, they can get you. Well, they can get you. And you just going to have some fun, you know, just kicking it, drinking a little bit of water, just hanging out. Yeah. You was on coke out there. So you know about my addiction. I heard about it. I heard about it. But let me tell you something. You hold yourself together real good. I do. Can't nobody really tell for real? Unless you tell them. And I didn't tell them. You're kind of doing it for me. Can I tell you something? Because before Pete and niggas started judging you, everybody can't afford coke, coke, pimp. If you think about it, if you think of your pimp, you got standards. You have standards. Is niggas out here smoking new ports? That's the worst. I hope don't nobody here smoke no damn fucking cigarettes. You sniffed coke. Yeah. You sniffed coke. Well, you don't have to say it like that. You can just kind of. I'm just saying that you put some premium stuff inside of your body. Oh, yeah, yeah, because I'm still here. I ain't crazy. I ain't none of that. Nah, this was before fentanyl and all that. You kept it together. Yeah, way before. It was the cleanest shit I ever had in my life. Come on, man. And I got narcolepsy. So really, honestly, though, I'm going to tell you the truth. Honestly, drugs, and they sound crazy, but drugs keep me up. Hey, not drugs. I'm not. Let me not do that. Hey, hey, Phil, Phil, you're not addicted to coke. You just used to like the way it smelled. Yeah, I see it in this. It's different. It smells good right there. Come on, man. I thought I tried to tell the people. You got to respect that. People would think that I do drugs. I don't do drugs. You did drugs. You don't do drugs. No. I keep it clean, man. Come on, now. You know what I'm saying? People are starting to eat clean now. Yeah. You used to goddamn do drugs clean. Yeah. Clean drugs. I get it. No problem. And honestly, shit, everybody do it. You know? I see what you just did. You know what I'm saying? I saw what you, everybody do it on the screen tour. That's what I call it, the screen tour. It's a fun thing, man. It's a fun thing. All them niggas fucked up now. You name them. Whoever was on there, look at their lives now. Damn, that's. And it makes sense. Pip didn't just, he didn't brought it all together for you. You know what? That was really fucked up. Them niggas was on drugs. That was not the way that I was supposed to work out. Hey, Pip, let me tell you something. When people see you doing stupid shit and it wasn't, and it wasn't because you was on drugs, they think you retarded. You're right. So when they find that you was on drugs, like, oh, OK. Excuse, yeah, that's good. I get it. That nigga was high that day. It, you got it, you got it. I'm normally high. Exactly. Normally there. I get it, I get it. So you get off the screen tour. What's going on in your life now? Actually, shit, they stayed on the road for a little while. They was working and then they end up getting signed to T-Pain. Really? Yeah. OK. After Usher, they ended up getting signed to T-Pain. And just a long story short. You have put that deal together. Which one? The T-Pain deal? No, I didn't. I was, I was, I was just the cameraman at that time. OK. And shit, they ended up getting signed to Pain. And then after they were signed to Pain, I was working for them for, you know what I'm saying, pro bono, all my cost of living was what it was. But then a situation happened to where, you know, we was in Miami, we was living in Miami. And then Pain, I guess he had called me down for something. And I went down there and did it. Whatever it was, was, I think, was an initiation. Because they was like, well, you know what, we ain't paying you. So here's a job we could probably get you. After I found out, I basically had got the job of being T-Pain's assistant without even knowing it. Wow. So I walked in the studio. He asked me to do something. I did it. And he was like, all right, this is me. Or this who you going to be working with? And I looked around and I was like, what you talking about? And then his manager came and pulled me to the side. And I was like, yeah. So I thought you'd be a good fit, be Pain's assistant. And this is what we're going to pay you. This is what you're going to get. This is where you're going to live. This is what you're going to do. And I was like. This is where you're going to live? Yeah. Wow. This is live with him in the penthouse. You know what I'm saying up top? I was like, Jefferson, boy, I moved up real fast. Come on, man. Oh, shit. Where was you living before? Were you living on the bus? Yeah, I was living on the bus. With the boys? With the boys. Well, they had an apartment. He had got them a crib. And you were just living on the bus? And I was just living, living, just running around. You was out in these streets? I was out in these streets. How long was you living on the bus? Shh. God, leave him. No, I don't live on the bus. I don't live on the bus. You got it? No, I didn't. Oh, OK. It was probably like three years. Wow. Two, three years. You really put in that work. Yeah. So you know what? Because a lot of people, they think that this shit easy. It's nice. And people come out of nowhere. No. What I just, that's some serious dudes paying right there. People look at your life and just think that, you know, Muffler could just gave you shit. But at the end of the day, when you just, you talk about that task that you did for T-Pain, at the end of the day, we see what all it cost. You worked for that. It wasn't even just about that particular task. They saw something in you off the rip. You was down. You were stressed for it. I was definitely down for sure. So you're living with T-Pain now. Walk us through. Walk us through, what is life with you as T-Pain's assistant? What does that look like? That's rough life. That's a rough life. I was basing. He was making you have sex with girls. Not at all. He was making you eat shrimp and steak and lobster every night. I'm allergic to seafood. Come with something else, man. He was over there having you, making you drive around in his expensive ass cars. Definitely wish he would let me drive around. You know, to this day, I ain't never drove that n***a car. None of his cars. Ever. Ever. To this day. Maybe the Cadillac, but that's not the Cadillac train. It's American. Yeah, I mean, this n***a had a Bugatti, a Idy, a Idy. You never drove the Bugatti. I rode in that m***a. Using the passenger side of your best friend's ride. Yeah, I was. And still to this day, when we were driving the car. Come on. Any boy could be drunk as a dog. Everybody else over, not driving his car. At all. Don't even think about it. Stop even axing. One day I was almost close. I was close. My boy, I was close. I was on 10. Ready to go. Coming from magic. Yes, sir. You're too drunk, my boy. You need to let me drive. Come on, Pip. You know I'm not about to let you drive my car. But anyway, back to the back to the s*** we're paying. It's definitely a real place. It's a 24 hour. It's a 24 hour job with him. It was a 24 hour thing. You better wake your ass up. Gotta wake my ass up. And you know what? That was the other thing. It was like, how the f*** am I gonna do this shit? Narcolepsy knocked out sleep every time. Like that s***, you know, didn't work. But it was also perks that came with the s*** too. You know what I'm saying? Like the f***. Hold on, hold on. You skip it over some s***. I did, I didn't. Yeah, so once again, you're his assistant. It's a 24 hour job with meaning. Like, tell them what you would have to do. Basically. Walk them through that. Cause they think this shit's easy. This sound like a dream job. Put them on. I mean, I'm not gonna skip it. I done seen 50 half assistants before. And it's not what I thought it was. No, it's not. It's, so the whole time, even after that, I lived with him because, you know, it's certain things that people want and they just, they not gonna do it. You know what I'm saying? That's what they pay you for. You gonna be there to do the s***. I'm talking about getting up in the morning, making sure the n***a get up, packing the bags and making sure that he in the car at a certain time and making sure the n***a eat, making sure that everything that you can do yourself, you paying me to do it. You do do for him before. Huh? You do do for two, he paying before. Do do? You took his ass off and you took his ass to the bathroom. For not. Okay. At all. Okay. Cause there's a Florida n***a, so y'all, whatever about the Florida n***a. No, he took his own s***. Okay. So. He never just made you, just put s*** on there. Not at all. He didn't even have to go nowhere past what I said. Got you. All right. So after that, I mean, it's just a daily life. It's just, you do everything. Go get the food, go, you know what I'm saying? Order the food, go get the food. He ever made you eat the food for him? One time. No. He ever made you feed him? No, no. Pain ain't never get to no extreme the way you just be like, I'm not doing that. Yeah, yeah. I made you bourbon or some s***. No, no, no. He drank his own liquor. He had to burp me one time. Okay, he put you on his shoulders. He did. He picked my little ass up and was like, nigga, come on, you f***ed up, man. Come on, man, come on, man. Can't do that here, man. You put it in his face and ears, man. Okay, got you. You coming up with s*** so they can talk about me later, man, cause of my addiction. You need to leave that alone. I got you. All right. 100%. So, Jack. Yes, sir. And it's luxury stuff that come with it. I'm excited about this part. Let's go. That come with it as well. Okay. I'm saying like, I mean, first of all, it's T-Pain. You know what I'm saying? You hanging out with a superstar every day. Hold on, before you go on, let's talk about holidays before you go to the good part. Anytime he didn't want to spend time with his family, did he make you go substituted to be him? No. Okay, good. Let's get back to the luxury. Vacations, I mean, I was working on vacation, but vacations, I think I've been in 35 different countries. I mean, all the concerts, any, you know, any concert that you can think of, you know, you backstage, you there, you meeting all the celebrities. So I don't met everybody. Not that they gonna remember me. Okay. I don't know, you know what I'm saying? But you know, another thing was everybody had to call me. They got to call you. They got to call me. So who did you meet that you never thought you'd meet and who you was on the phone with, getting some shit ready for him? You like, Nick, I'm over here, getting some shit ready? Yeah, you know what I'm asking. I'm trying to think if it was... Who you got starstruck over? Rihanna for sure. Okay. I mean, I mean, I mean, did he? Now he'll do that. So he'll definitely, he'll definitely put you in that. Did he? And then everybody else, it was just like, it was what it was. They were just all, I seen them every day. Okay. So you getting something ready for paying somebody called the phone. Who the most did the crazy, the famous person called phone. You were like, man, get this motherfucking Michael Jackson. Let me think. You know what? When that happened, oh, let me think, let me think. I don't know. That was more, cause you gotta realize they not gonna call me. They gonna call him direct. So the person that's gonna call me is their assistant. Two assistants on the damn phone. We talking, trying to put some shit together, assistant, assistant, and shit was just like, but he handled a lot of his stuff on his own if his manager wasn't doing it. You know what I'm saying? Like if did he call, he gonna call Payne. He ain't gonna call me. I'm like, man, we're paying that. I've had a couple of people, I can't remember who the fuck called my phone one time. I'm like, man, we're paying that. He next to, cause they always knew I was always right next to him. So if anybody needed to reach him, I don't give a fuck who it was. They gonna inform me. You know what I'm saying? They be like, hey, where that nigga paying that? They know he literally right there. And if I say, man, I'm out of town. Nigga, you lying. You lying. You lying. You know you with him. If you saying that you don't know what he paying that? They know he paying blowing them off. Yeah. For sure. I don't see them blow off some people. Yeah. Not really. They just kind of like. They get it. They get it. Brush it under the rug. I mean, you know, he paying so. Yeah. Like. Nigga say, nigga wait till you get off the phone. Like, man, bitch. Yeah. I hit you. But it ain't your bitch at niggas. He paying bitch at niggas. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't. You'd go a lot of ways different with this. Yeah. I apologize. As long as. So yeah. So I've been with paying for a long time. And then it just became a friendship. I got fired probably four times. Still was. You got fired four times. Yeah. I probably got fired four times. Okay. Still was able to be his friend. And then, you know, you know, moving fast forward. Just was just this cool party guy. You know what I'm saying? I know how to hype a room up. I know, you know what to get, what to get it going. So I've always just been there. 10 toes like we talked about before. And then. 100%. And then, you know, the NaviBoy Radio Park has came about and then it was just like, all right, I see, I see something. I see something. Y'all like it. Let me try you out. And then. You're wonderful on that show, bro. Thank you. Wonderful. We just been there ever since. So that's what I got. And then I started becoming an artist all in between that. And then I'm here today saying fucking kids. Word, word. Yo, man. I'm really excited to have you on the show today. I'm really glad you came through the new Jack Thule City, man. Thank you, man. I'm glad to be here to even talk to you, my boy, Jack. Now that I got you here. Yes, sir. I'm going to tell you this again one more time. Talk to me. Are you going to do a remix of Fuck Them Kids? Man, you got damn right. I'm going to get on that motherfucker, man. I'm going to make sure the people. Yeah, I'm going to get on Fuck Them Kids. I'm all about that. I only got my tubes tied. That's how bad I want to goddamn be on that song. Good. That's, that's great. Great, Jack. One more thing, Jack. Yes, sir. I got a new song coming out with Tea Praying and Young Cash. You want me to get on that, too? Oh, no. OK, go ahead. We didn't talk about that. Got you. That was not rehearsed. Let's talk about that. That's y'all shit. And what's the name of the song? Like that. Like that. Yep. And we're going to be shooting a video so you can come to that. Now, see that? You can come to it. I can come to it? You can get, you can come to it. You think I could possibly get a cameo? I could, I could talk to the people. Yeah, see what they say. I could. I could do that for you. See what they say? Yeah. Hey, listen. I ain't going to feel no type of way if I can't get in the video. I'm just saying. I'm going to say I'm going to call his assistant. Ask. Because you got the assistant no more. I'm not. Nope. Worked my way out of that. I think I got fired. I think that was the last thing I got fired on. Got you. Yeah. They gave you a service package? Not at all. The money just stopped. It just stopped. It just super stopped. Got you. No money right now. OK. From him. Got you. I'm saying I got money. It was just nothing. Got you. That's where I'm at in my life right now, man. Hey, last thing. True or false? Fact or fiction, did you ever lose his jewelry inside a bag on a plane before? See, that story is misconstrued because, like I said, listen, man, if you got your bag with you and it's not with me, how am I responsible for it? I did. We was in Africa. I did. OK. We was in Africa. I get it. You put your bag up there with your laptop and your jewelry and all your shit. I was in the back of the plane, Jack. What you want me to do? I got up, grabbed my stuff, and got off the plane. I said, pain, where your bag at? And they say, Pip, we thought you had it. I said, what you mean you thought I had it? How could you thought I had it? I didn't even know you put it up there. Go back to the fucking, the plane still there. It ain't left. Went back on that plane. Nobody's seen that bag. That bag is gone. Yeah, I fucked up. I got fired for that. Nobody be joined. They was deaf. No. OK. It was definitely pissed. And I felt it. And paying the type of person, he going to give you that shoulder blade. He ain't going to tell you, you about to get fired. You going to grip your shoulder. That, that, that, that, that, that. That's hoping they'll fly? Yeah. And guess who going to do it? Security going to do it. He ain't even going to do it. Security coming over to get that grip. Out of here, bucko. So if you ever around paying and he gripping you, get the fuck away. It's over with. Got you. There it is. Yep. Damn, man. Hey, I got so much I want to ask you, man. But I know this is not going to be the first or the last time you're going to be here. I'm coming back. You coming back, like the McRill. Yeah, you already know it. Let's get it. Let's get it, man. Hey, man, like I always say, man, fuck them kids. And it's like that. Man, we got a party in the house, man. Nappy Boy Radio exclusive. I love it. Can't do. Yes. Man, we out of here, man. Like I always say, you just can't say you real. It's something you got to be, man. New Jack Willa City. Party pill. Let's go. Let's take some pictures, man. All right. Jack Willa.