 tonight in a new fall and winter series of Wednesday evening broadcasts the craft foods company presents willard waterman as the great gilded sleaze brought to you by the craft foods company makers of park a margarine and all those other wonderful craft quality foods it tastes so good it's always fresh it's park a margarine made by craft yes when you buy margarine remember the margarine millions prefer to any other is park a margarine made by craft the reason they prefer park a is because it tastes so good and the reason it tastes so good is that it's always fresh in states where colored margarine is sold get yellow park a in its new flavor saver package each golden quarter pound individually wrapped in flavor saver aluminum foil elsewhere get park a in the handy color quick bag or regular package in any state in any package park a is the margarine that tastes so good because it's always fresh that's p a r k a y park a margarine made by craft the great gilded sleeve took his little nephew lee roy down the hogan brother's department store to buy him a suit and while he was there he bought one for himself too did he have it wrapped not the water commissioner he's wearing at home and it's quite a suit you bet latest thing dill pickle green you what for my boy there's not so many people over there with you in that suit walking in this crowd is dangerous for a little kid they get to look at you walk right over me now lee roy let's not be jealous you have a fine suit too holy cow on that color dill pickle green you can wear that to a masquerade party masquerade sure put on a mustard shirt and it goes a hamburger well do leave you just a little boy you don't know anything about fashion this color is so new it hasn't even been in the magazine yet hey i'll cover getting some popcorn and going to a movie no we have to get home lee roy birdie will be wedding dinner for us right George this is a good-looking suit nice lines snappy pardon me madam well I just glanced into a shop window color fits nice too just like a squad why do they make the store windows so short and get a good look at yourself before you hit the doorway excuse me all right I'm looking for something right here in fact in this big shiny window this is more like it you can't tell anything those triple mirrors where they sell the suit you see too many people store let's go home well I may want to buy some white lead yes sir gillis lead you look pretty good if this coat with a belt in the back makes those shoulders look fine the pants are nice too I read a story once about a guy named Narcissus huh who all he did was sit and look at his reflection in the water oh you know what happened what he fell in the lake all right lee roy will go home my name isn't our assistant I'm not going to fall in any lake hey you got a tag on the back of your coat hey this is your name oh it's clear it probably left it there what does it say that died boiled and pre-shrunk nice me did your bird okay there mr. gilfrey if you got a new suit too sure latest thing buddy this is what they're wearing in New York now has pleats in the pants I got cuffs on mine how do you like this coat but the way that coats made your shoulders and catching up with your waistline of course I only bought this suit because I needed it man has to have more than one suit especially when he's the water commissioner for corn sake yeah how do you like the color bird all that nice what color is catfish green still pickle green all the young men are wearing it this year well it sure makes you look young mr. gilfrey well I am young bird yes in that outfit you could go to the college football game and set in the root and section sure I could you could go to those games and help with the root and section yeah I know but you'd be right into that root and section you're all right but you know what you can do it plenty of fire in me yet I'm full of beans hello Uncle Mort oh my dear hello my dear oh Lee Roy you look so nice yeah my dream you notice anything about me well here we go again oh that's a lovely suit on catfish green still pickle it gives you a wonderful figure Uncle Mort like a dill pickle me Roy well isn't the suit at all my dear most of this figure is mine around the waist it's all his little jokester the trouble is my shirt the clothes I've been wearing before made me look older than I am I'm not old of course you're not right in my prime man doesn't come into his full strength until he passes 40 that's right on key yes sir because my waistline is a large but I'm not fact I'm just heavy oh you're wonderful Uncle Morton we love you thank you my dear don't we love him Lee Roy I think I'll go upstairs and wash your little face for dinner well I'm going out and help birdie on key great think I'll slip in to take a peek in the hall mirror couldn't see much in that paint store window well that's better you know I'm not being like that fellow Narcissus who kept looking himself in the water I guess let me look at it why George Gildesley why don't you admit it you're a powerhouse look at those shoulders and those arms really a sleeve full yes sir the head of the household the white stallion leading the wild horses the bull moose leading the mooses there's Bronco I'd forgotten about him oh Gildesley hello Bronco Marjorie here's your little husband hello Bronco darling hello Marge baby my little family what do you have in the package darling hold this these are some scales scan yeah I'm gonna put them upstairs so I can watch my weight I weighed myself today mr. Gilder sleeve and I've gained three pounds well good you're growing that's what worries me mr. Gilder sleeve I got quite a shock yesterday no when I dressed in the morning I forgot to put on my belt and I didn't notice it until noon what was holding your trousers up that's what worries me oh Bronco you've never looked better certainly you're just a boy you could use a little weight if you're gonna lead the wild horses I mean be the head of a family you've got to build yourself up like me oh no mr. Gilder sleeve just because I'm gonna be a father I'm not gonna let myself go just a minute oh he's being silly isn't he Anki look at the muscles in his arms show him your arms Bronco oh Marge now Leroy Bronco doesn't want to show his muscles Whitley grows up that buffalo is gonna get bigger embarrassing your brother-in-law he's just a boy buffalo there boy Bronco remember how you used to chin yourself in the doorway go ahead show us how you chin yourself no hello doesn't want to chill himself he doesn't have to I don't even know if I can do it now I can only do 12 oh pretty bad oh that's not for a fat man I think not that you're fat I mean for a large man oh is that so I'm not fat I'm just well built go ahead on all right stand aside you're breaking the door frame me of the day we come to the table Bronco you sit on the left largely over here Leroy over there this is why we always sit well sit there Leroy Margie married a husband not a performing seal I remember that trick Bronco was the only boy at school who could do it ready bring the dinner did that one Bronco no I couldn't do it sure you can Leroy he said he couldn't don't you believe it go on darling you can do it well all right oh my goodness this is pretty difficult you've got to go around the back of the chair touching the floor what this Bronco Leroy don't be silly I couldn't begin to do that oh I couldn't I wouldn't try it if I were you mr. killerslee you keep out of this I'm the bull moose I mean I'm the head of household I can do anything that kid can do and I can do it better I can do it mr. Gilles leave the chair excuse me what about dinner aren't you gonna eat I'm not hungry I'm going to my room hall mirror just an old tub balloon going down narcissus you fell in the lake the Great Gildersleeve returns in just a moment it's fresh fresh really fresh always fresh that's why it tastes so good it's parquet margarine made by craft naturally when you buy margarine you expect it to be wholesome and nutritious but when you buy parquet margarine you can expect it to be something else as well you can expect it to be fresh really fresh always fresh no matter where or when you buy and because it's fresh parquet is the margarine that always tastes so good yes parquet is always fresh it's made fresh from selected products of American farms it's rushed fresh to your store in refrigerated trucks it's sold fresh by your grocer every package of parquet is flavored dated and grocer's stocks are regularly inspected by craft men that's why craft can positively guarantee to you that no matter where or when you buy parquet margarine it will be fresh fresh really fresh fresh always fresh that's park a y parquet margarine made by craft let's get back to the Great Gildersleeve in the story of snow white the wicked queen had a mirror that told her anything she wanted to know up in his bedroom this morning the water commissioner has a mirror that's telling him a few things you give this leave you may as well face it you look like a hippopotamus a water soap hippopotamus no wonder the family laughed when you couldn't chin yourself even once when you fell off that chair trying that trick in that bronco thinks he's smart well I'm smart too I'm not so fat either well my chest up a little this mirror must be warped I wonder what the family will say when I get on breakfast they probably won't say anything probably forgotten the whole thing she'll I'll just act as if nothing had happened right George I may bruise easily but I heal fast coming ready morning my dream good morning Mr. Gildersleeve good morning Bronco leave you in it's all forgotten how's the extra about this morning acrobat what do you mean now leave Roy you hush sit down on key I put a pillow on your chair for you uncle I don't need it your chair in the dining room is going to be all right Mr. Gildersleeve I'm gluing the seat back on that's fine but here's your baby tonight Mr. guilty thank you buddy you ought to have a good appetite this morning missing your dinner last night oh yes we're all very sorry about last night Mr. Gildersleeve it was my fault oh no it wasn't rock we'll just forget the whole thing let bygones be bygones oh that's mighty nice of you Mr. Gildersleeve you're a big man thank you we all want to apologize uncle more we we didn't mean to I mean when you fall off that chair going if I can squeeze through the front door I'm gonna waddle downtown I'm not so big yourself give the sleeve you are too well confounded if I can put on weight I can take it off lots people do those ads in the paper Mrs. Hodg tight clune of elbow Indiana loses 20 pounds in eight days I'll show that family I'll trim down I may be a barge today but tomorrow I'll be a speedboat yeah I'll bet pv can help Mr. Gildersleeve what can I do for you this morning and I want to get some reducing medicine pv for a friend of mine oh yeah fine fellow but he's a little chubby well I have a number of popular brand does your friend have any preference no he doesn't know much about these things of course neither do I know I don't think my friend would care for Dr. Beagle now here's the preparation that quite a few people are buying and Marion's waistline reducer very effective a teller the fellow who used too much in his waistline disappeared entirely my goodness he had quite time keeping his trousers up finally used his wristwatch for a belt is that story true no but it tells a lot of merchandise well let's get back to my friend no right mr. Gildersleeve how many pounds do you want to lose oh about 50 I didn't say it was for me all right it is for me but it's not that I'm overweight for my size p I just thought I'd trim down a little before the winter probably the cheapest way to stop eating it's very effective I know now look at the camel when he goes a long while without eating his humps disappeared baby I'm not a camel only trying to be a service have you tried judge hookers rowing machine say I'd forgotten about that rowing is awfully hard work but I'm desperate you might get the judge's call no I don't want to risk a call the way I feel today I could get stuck in that phone booth you know I'll go right over to the judge's house and get started in that rowing machine good job don't fall overboard see you later be you're perfectly welcome to use my rowing machine gilder it's here in my bedroom well let's get started judge my position is headed the family is at stake I'm gonna lose some weight if I have to row this thing clear to Greenland there's nothing like a rowing machine gilder that's how I keep my perfect 36 all right every morning a breast turn at the oars and then I have a pick me up half a ride bun and a beaker of K lab water judge please I haven't eaten anything since last night oh would you like a snack gilder no thanks maybe those camels have an idea what was that guilty nothing judge oh brother I'm weak it helped me into the boat there you are gilder now you're at the oars I call my bedroom hooker lake 250 strokes on the oars will get you across that is from wash stand they took a slip point all right judge let me get started left or what's the difference I'm rowing but you can't get across the lake let you go straight left or yes are you in the boat with me certainly it's a long trip I'm going along to keep you company oh brother going across hooker lake on a rowing machine with an old goat what a commissioner this time you've struck bottom we made it you rode across hooker lake how do I look judge ever lost any weight oh I'm sure you have gilding you're the picture of hell well thanks for the use of your rowing machine judge but guilty you're across the lake aren't you going to row back no you can row it judge way I feel I'll just catch the first breeze and fly back guess if you look awful thing I do you feel right I feel fine but never felt better in fact where the children miss margin mr. Bronco upstairs Leroy's out in the yard you're just in time for lunch lunch no no I'm not going to eat but I'm reducing I'm losing weight but you gotta eat everybody's gotta eat well not me but call the children I'll sit down at the table with them but I'm not eating I'll sit down here at the table where they can see me when they come in I very noticed I was dinner and the children are bound to see it right George Gillis leave when you set your mind to something you do it hello wonky hello my dear mr. Gillis leave having lunch with us I see well not exactly hi oh you children notice anything about me it's our spot on your neck tie it's something bigger I mean don't you notice something I don't see anything on key you look fine to me mr. Gillis leave children can't you see I've lost weight I'm thinner I haven't eaten anything I've been exercising Uncle Mort you aren't doing this because because we laughed at you well oh mr. Gillis leave not because of us well yeah we didn't mean it you didn't oh on key we wouldn't have you changed for anything we love you just as you are sure don't ever change mr. Gillis leave children this touches me very deeply though I should have known you wouldn't excuse me I can't get up I'm going out in the kitchen for a drink of water but now I can't move it's my own fault not eating since last night rolling across Hooker Lake my strength is gone I can't get up mr. Gillis leave I know why you can't get up I glued the seat of your chair this morning and it wasn't dry yet my new suit right back tomorrow when you shop remember this the margarine that tastes so good because it's always fresh is parquet margarine made by craft in states where colored margarine is sold get yellow parquet already colored and ready to serve in its wonderful new aluminum foil flavor saver wrap elsewhere get parquet in the handy color quick bag or regular package in any state in any package parquet tastes so good because it's always fresh that's park a y parquet margarine made by craft get some tomorrow yep you can give me a double banana split with plenty of whipped cream and don't be stingy with the nuts double banana split with whipped cream and nuts that's what I thought you said yeah I'm all through trying to get thin baby a man should be what he is not try to be something different look at you you're a quiet little druggist you wouldn't want to change you wouldn't want to be a big shot you wouldn't want to have a mansion and a yacht and run around with beautiful movie stars no no no we can change that good neither would I goodnight boss you know this lead is played by Willard Waterman the show is written by Paul West, Johnny Elin and Andy White with music by Robert Armbrustin included in the cast of Walter Ketley, Mary Lee Robb, Lillian Randolph, Dick Crenna, Earl Ross and Richard LeGran this is John Heaston saying goodnight for the craft foods company makers of the famous line of craft quality food products be sure to listen in next Wednesday and every Wednesday for the further adventures of the great gilded sleeve here's a quick pleasant way to make leftovers more delicious just add a little craft prepared mustard and you'll add a lot of tang hidden flavors in boiled ham sausage most any meat pop right out every bite tastes better now you can get two kinds of craft mustard salad mustard delicately spiced for those who prefer a milder flavor and craft mustard with snappy horseradish added have both kinds in your pantry then with every meat dish hot or cold just add a little mustard and you'll add a lot of tang craft prepared mustard for a half hour of spine tingling excitement listen next Sunday afternoon to the Falcon over this station check your newspaper for time of broadcast and hear the Falcon solve the case of the double nephews gilded sleeve on your marks for Groucho on NBC