 So if you guys are unfamiliar with Asmongold, he basically plays video games for a living. There's a very popular live streaming platform called Twitch. I actually watch it pretty occasionally and I have been watching him personally play video games over the past few months. However, he does have some, you know, questionable things about his personality and how he acts and you know, people make fun of him because he has a lot of money because of how popular he is and he still looks like a literal like basement rat. Guys, I work all the time. I barely sleep. I could take more showers and this guy makes me look like the cleanest person on the planet. I mean, you know, the wrinkled t-shirt and I mean, you know, you could get a haircut once every two months, maybe wash your face once a day, but let's see how he makes his $2 stake. So boys, so I've wanted to do this for a while. A lot of people have asked for it and we're finally gonna do it. Today, I'm gonna show you all how I cook a steak. I know how to cook one meal, a steak. And today you're gonna learn how to do the same thing. Now, I would say that steak is the most important meal of the day. Usually whenever I get up around 2 to 3 p.m. I start the day off. I eat one, two, four cookies. Maybe some gummy lifesavers. Maybe go down to, I don't know, McDonald's to get some food and then towards the end of the night. And this is about what we have now. It's about, looks like a little past 1 a.m. and so this is prime steak time. And I'd like to show you guys how I actually do it. Now, I don't like to get the... Now is he lying that that's what he eats? Because that sounds like a ridiculous diet. Like a few cookies getting fast food and then and then going the whole day and then having this. I mean, it makes you wonder if this guy was sent to get like young men to believe that it's okay to behave like this to some degree, but I don't know. Good steaks. Now, the reason for that is not because I don't like the good steaks. It's because I don't want to like the good steaks. The fact is that I've been using these steaks. I'm getting these steaks now for, I don't know, probably fucking 10 years. And my mom always made them for me. And these are these steaks right here. You guys can see I've got them in a bag. And this whole bag, it had four steaks in it. And it was, how much money was it? This thing's all fucked up. What does it say? Oh my god, what a piece of shit. Okay, I'm gonna have to open this which is all right because you know, we're gonna have to need to do that for the steaks. So I'll show you guys how much my steaks are and this is a meal I usually make for myself multiple times a week. $7. So it's $7 for four steaks here. And I get these as I said all the time. They're delicious. I have no complaints. I have no problems. I like to keep things simple. I like to keep things cheap. So next thing, now this guy apparently he lives with his family still in this kind of like old rundown house. I mean, it's not that bad. I mean, it's pretty bad. Actually makes me wonder if when these people are so popular and they make a lot of money that they can actually take the money themselves and they're sending it to you know who you know the people kind of in control. That's that's my assumption of why he's allowed to be so popular because he's not actually making most of the money himself but just a theory. The thing is you're gonna need a uh well you're gonna need a pan. The thing is that I have about 20 pans in my house. 19 of them are dirty. Well actually 20 of them are dirty. I'm about that to clean number 19 or number 20 here and I really just clean and use the same pan over and over. I don't think you're gonna want to see this but basically I had this problem with my sink and basically the sink wouldn't uh there's it wouldn't like uh wouldn't uh fucking like drain. The sink was like black of like water and that was a fucking problem for like two months and so I got a liquid plumber and I fixed that and so now it's it's not a problem. I just don't believe this guy because it would cost you you know such an insignificant amount of money to to have a maid come maybe once a month twice a month and clean stuff up or get a plumber to come once a year like it doesn't it doesn't make sense like his how he apparently lives versus how much money he makes. But it was and um but anyway so let's go ahead and uh I'm gonna go ahead and clean this so you see right here there's uh there's these little flies I don't know why they're here it's just fucking bullshit and so the first thing you do um like obviously I I hate washing dishes um I I only I only use paper plates and plastic uh utensils I think that sometimes I have to use a real fork and knife for this. There is no silverware that is clean in the house uh that was not that I just I don't really do that and uh there's a lot of dirty silver that every every about like every two months or so I have this like kind of I'm trying to think about what to put it. It took a midlife crisis it took a mid month crisis because it happens all the time and uh basically what I do is I clean up like three things in the house and uh you know maybe I don't drink soda for like five hours and I I don't understand if this guy is like acting because you know why would you include these details if you weren't trying to say it's okay for people to live like this I mean like aren't you embarrassed a little bit? I think to myself like I'm gonna turn my life around and I feel such an overwhelming sense of drive and accomplishment I figure that you know what I've earned myself a little bit of a break I crack open another cold one and uh you know throw the garbage back on the floor and so that's generally how things go the handle of the pan uh it's like falling off you can screw it back in and I tried to screw it back in with a kitchen knife but I need a screwdriver but it's been like a pain in the ass for like the past six months and um it's just been fucking annoying screwdrivers out the garage I'm and anyway so uh number one I like is he just trolling you know is he just trolling a good steak what do you eat with the steak I didn't make a comment about his hair yet because I was trying to remember like what type of analogy it looks like it's like it wisps away you know uh maybe like the uh the ice warriors and game of thrones what are those people called it looks like it could be their hair you know like on a 3000 year old corpse great question you eat a potato now I only as I said I only make this meal I do this all the time you have one potato now uh okay give me give me a minute I gotta this is really annoying I've now I've got to clean a fucking fork too all the forks are dirty the white walkers the white walkers that's what they're called in game of thrones that's what hair he has old dead corpses ancient people uh melted onto the oh you know what it could also be the hair of like some mummified egyptian pharaoh you know and so that was really kind of unfortunate and so we don't it just looks so dry to make steaks anymore uh this is some fork my mom ordered it was some overpriced thing uh at uh on ebay I think this you know this like whole set was at a hundred dollars so we're gonna get our money's worth out of it so next thing you do is you want to silverware usually costs that much if it's made from even just basic stainless steel silverware is usually about a hundred dollars a set it's not expensive that's how what you have to pay for it oh yeah I forgot about the potato so the potato uh this is how I cook a potato is I take the fork and I stab the shit out of the potato and this is what my mom told me to do because she didn't want to have to put it in the oven and I stab the fuck out of the potato and I put the bitch in the microwave I thought it was going to be bad too but it wasn't I put this bitch in for eight and a half minutes so a microwave is one of the most avoidable sources of radiation in the house it's very very high even if I have like my bed canopy set up with even two or three layers of bed canopy uh it's so powerful that the microwave will go through that so when you're using it for multiple minutes you know your family's using a microwave all day it's it's very very bad for your overall health very bad so you need butter you want to put butter on the I don't even know why you do that I just see other people doing it I really have no idea it doesn't matter yeah well anyway let's go ahead I'll just put it over here and I'll just put the but I mean you guys can fucking believe that I put the butter on the pan right like I don't have to fucking bring you guys over here believe that all right good so anyway uh you put the butter on the pan and you turn the pan on and so uh I mean it's I like I don't I don't know what to say here like it's like what am I supposed to critique what he's doing it's I mean that's even ridiculous to do it's a steel pan which you probably shouldn't cook steaks in because they're going to stick very easily and he's putting butter in first and usually you cook a steak at a high heat so the butter is going to burn but I think he's just trolling like maybe a couple of a couple like 30 seconds a minute or so and then we're going to go ahead and get back into the steak situation so I have three things that I put on my steaks let's go ahead and talk about them um so uh this is a Worcestershire sauce the reason why I do this is because my dad does this um they were out of the uh the craft Worcestershire sauce which is like literally like way cheaper so I had to buy this shit it's all the same who gives a fuck and so also uh this is steak seasoning uh Salt Lake is the place here in Austin I went there one time for uh some fucking thing and it was pretty good so I decided to get the steak seasoning steak seasonings pretty good and also we get lemon pepper so those three things those I was with it until he said the lemon pepper uh the Worcestershire sauce I'm a fan of like the flavor and stuff but it's definitely not made with the highest quality ingredients and we do have Frankie steak seasoning on Frankie's here aged meat which is minimally inflammatory lemon pepper though I don't know I mean lemon on red meat to me is like kind of um so that's the steak ingredients so now as you can see uh the uh I was gonna say as you can see you can't see it because I didn't I'm too lazy I want to put it over here but yeah there's like fucking uh like uh butter in like the pan and shit right and so um every time that I cook a steak so like you know how like women take pictures of like their food you know I you go on Instagram and it's like some girl just taking a picture of her food again I'm a man I don't do that but I do take pictures of every single steak that I cook I cook the exact same steak every single time and I take a picture of it at the end that way I remember how good it was I'm assuming he does this every day let's begin like that like this is his steak right here this is a oh this is a good one dinner every day so it's not a big one this is a nice nice little small meal uh okay I I'm not a hundred percent sure what steak that is it's really lean even though it's grain fed probably so it looks like it could be just a thinly sliced piece of sirloin because it's a pretty long cut uh that's my first guess of what it is that it's sirloin and I mean it's it's just so cheap but I mean to complain about red meat when the rest of his diet is fast food even if it is grain fed red meat it's at least he's still getting some B vitamins you know some animal protein about six three or so on steaks today or not this is definitely a smaller size steak that's fine if I'm hungry later on I'll just eat another cookie um and so this is yeah we'll just go ahead and go with this steak right now what's crazy about this and I guess one of the main reasons I'm doing this video is it's a two dollar steak you know two dollars I mean if you're paying four to five dollars a pound grocery store prices because we're assuming he's eating about half a pound of meat like how well could the cattle have been fed and treated that's just insanely insanely dirt cheap insane you know if you're not spending 10 15 20 dollars per meal even on home cooked food generally speaking it's not going to be high quality so I'm going to go ahead and take you guys I'm going to move you a little bit over here and so you've got to shake shake this bitch up right and the reason you do that is because on the back of the bottle that says to do it you know this reminds me of like the the hick cooking and I mean I don't think hick is the best word but when you have low quality meat a lot of the time like people like putting ketchup and barbecue sauce and all this stuff on the steak just because it doesn't taste good with just salt on it I'll show you guys what we're doing here we get this oh I'm fucking up so you guys you guys mess me up I mean the pan wasn't hot he basically put the steak in cold butter now it's it's cooking he didn't season it before I'm getting stressed out okay all right so so I put I think he's acting it's it's so this on the steak there we go all right good oh my god it's okay all right all right so then we get the lemon pepper and this is he taught me how to make a steak but I don't know if she'll like my own little things I put on all right so can I shake this one I don't remember okay so anyway we'll put this on I mean he's trolling right like but he's trolling to be funny I mean because he's doing a pretty poor job at acting like he's awkward and you know just seems he just his behavior seems weird so then there you go there's the steak oh wow what a good steak and so then after that obviously you got to turn the bitch over and so what you do there is you turn it oh shit um so you turn it okay um all right no no we're good we're good we're good so I might keep this one down just for a minute now sometimes uh we're gonna go for I usually put a little bit more of this right here and we got I mean it's hard it's hard to make a steak taste bad we're gonna get it probably still tastes okay and I know some people are gonna think that I only get my I only eat my steaks medium sorry not medium I get steaks medium to medium well at restaurants but at home I only cook steaks well done the reason for that is because um I'm paranoid I don't want eat something that's bad oh man that's a good ass fucking steak man and so anyway you get you get it in the pan you get all those sauces on it and you just really have yourself a good time um I'll have to take a picture of this one after the video and so anyway only put this back on and I feel I feel I just it's just half the stuff that comes out of his mouth is just so ridiculous and stupid you don't believe it like is he trolling about saying he's take he takes pictures of the steaks every day talk a little bit more about some of the things that I do how we doing yeah we're doing good and so anyway um so basically I take the steak and I just put it back on the pan up and down I gotta um fucking uh shit I mean that steak with how thin it was has to be well done already it's probably too hot uh it's just you know it's uh it happens sometimes oh wow what a steak and so uh one time I tried to make something else that wasn't a steak so he claims to be so cheap but that looks like a a new crisp ziplock bag wouldn't he reusing the ziplock bags huh wouldn't he is this just a set you know is this all fake and I will say I'm assuming someone else lives with him and he claims to not clean anything but even though like he's in a pretty old house with old appliances and cabinets it's very very clean like if you just saw the inside of his fridge it's very clean this doesn't look like a house that someone hasn't cleaned because all the surfaces although they're aged it looks like they were just freshly wiped down his cake like like look at all this stuff here like every even everything on the the cabinets and the shelves everything is pretty clean very clean actually the stove top there's no grease splattered everywhere I mean but he claims he doesn't clean so maybe someone else is cleaning up after him I get so the steaks pretty much fucking done at this point the good thing about these steaks is that I get them and I cook them about the same time that the the potato is getting microwaved so this is a good quick meal now usually I eat steaks about six times a week with like one day being chipotle actually that's not true maybe two days being chipotle some days that I do have chipotle and the steak at the same time oh yeah I was gonna say yeah so I'm pretty tall guy uh like 140 145 I'm getting a little fat to be honest six three 140 I mean basically I'm not a I'm not a big food eater so this might not seem like a big meal to you but to me this is delicious and it's great since he said he was 140 I do have to bring this up there was a meme a while ago that his legs like slipped out in a video once and this was like this was his leg it was like it was like so skinny like they made memes and jokes about about how very funny memes and jokes about how how skinny and how how like how bad of a shape he was in oh god the reason why I like steaks so much is because of the fact that I just think that they taste really good I'm actually really glad that they're easy to make because if they weren't easy to make I would never eat them until I like it well sometimes they'll take me out for like a business dinner and you order like a $200 steak and it's on the company card so fuck them but besides that I mean we're talking about $7 steak pass I just don't believe the character you know why pretend you're broke everyone knows you have a lot of money do you actually not get the money like I said earlier what are you saving up your money for you know I mean the guy is in his 30s right on a daily basis usually I go to the grocery store I get steaks I get potatoes I get cookies oh yeah there's these new Dr. Peppers oh wait the the lighting on the camera just changed so it it looked a lot more yellow before like almost like someone smoked a cigarette in that in that room every day but now it's it's a little lighter like real sugar in them they're pretty good so I get those two and that's about all I get at the grocery store sometimes I get the I was like this let me see if I can show you guys what I have any um yeah I do uh so this is also one of my special snacks basically I have uh best buy April 20 22 okay so we're gonna throw these away um anyway so yeah these are uh like uh yogurt yogurt things I feel like he's trolling if like he's saying that they're his snack but they've been in his fridge all year and it has like strawberry and blueberry and it's frozen I've never seen the movie anyway uh I guess I mean I thought this was an act from the start it has to be right then again if he's telling some truth and like he's not off the floor and he's been eating this crappy food all day every day I mean your brain is just going to be messed up but which is part of the reason I started YouTube is for nutrition that if you don't remove all the toxins and pollutants and the negative things from your lifestyle all this crap they put in the food supply that's actually like controlling our minds you don't behave as like I don't know correct normal smart intelligent and I remember how I was before I followed the high quality diet I used to be closer to this and it's almost believable if you experience the transition of following a regular stands in American diet to how much differently you think when you remove those toxins and poisons from the food that most people eat every day so the steak is pretty much done so if you want to take a look okay he said that twice he repeated himself that the steak is pretty much done and having that microwave on the emf the wi-fi and usually the regular levels of radiation in most people's homes that that's a very significant thing that happens memory issues repeating yourself over and over again forgetting what you said moments ago that that's one of the key signs of a high radio frequency radiation environment I'll show you the steak this is this is this looks like a good ass fucking steak so you take a look at this look at it you can literally see it's like steaming this is it's emanating power out probably better than what most of his viewers eat to be honest you have that that's obviously a steak this is a delicious this is going to be a delicious steak I can't wait to eat this one so I was watching a uh an anime and uh I saw it because I got crunchy roll because I wanted to watch uh Vista the North Star and you know I'm a big Jojo fan and uh heard it was inspired by that oh I put oh fuck you guys know what a weeb is weeb is slang for someone that watches anime and uh you know middle-aged white dudes college white dudes that don't shave that's it in their basement that watch anime I think that's pretty good I mean weebs in general just people that watch anime not necessarily this type of um so anyway uh I had that and so I saw this um I saw this fucking anime it was called um my stepdaughters uh my stepmom's daughters my ex and I watched the first episode I watched the first episode what does this have to do with this video so you're gonna bring up something relevant I'm on episode seven now let's put this stuff away no he's just rambling okay I don't I try to I try to put this stuff that I'm not using away there's no real reason for that it's just it's a pain in the dick to use the the microwave uh if if there's something in the way yeah that's basically about it and so now I have uh paper plates right in front of me and these are uh let's see these are really these are the high quality uh you know people ask me like what do you do now that you uh you know you you're you're streamed as well and you make money uh well I these paper plates is only like 30 of them and it was like five dollars so these are the these are the hard real this these are the steak paper plates these are the paper plates I eat steak often so uh you get the you get the paper plate here you put the steak right there on the plate and then let's put the uh the fucking potato see you put the potato right here also on the plate and uh do I have a knife oh yeah yeah I need to get another knife I'm running out of battery on my phone because I didn't charge he I mean I've said it like 10 times now right he has to be trolling none of this makes sense I mean you guys can't really see the the meal he just put down but let's let's wait to see if he moves the plate because I'm blocking it so this video is gonna have to be over kind of soon uh because I also want to eat the steak and so uh I'm gonna just cut this bitch open real quick just so you guys can see what we're all about and so you cut that potato open that's a good fucking looking potato oh man look at that okay and so you see this right now he said earlier that he only used plastic utensils but he does have silverware which makes sense it's basically impossible to eat a steak and potato with plastic utensils another big reason I think he is lying is because this is so low in calories it's insane that can't be more than like 150 200 calories with the steak and what is the potato like 150 200 as well I could be a little bit off but if this meal is only several hundred calories and he's claiming that he just had I mean if he's eating cookies all day and the cookies are really calorically dense maybe that's what he's making up the calories with that has to be it he's just eating like at least 50 percent of his calories from cookies this is what we eat pretty much every day I've never gotten sick I've never had a bet like I've never gotten sick after eating a steak I've never felt bad after eating a steak I'm a simple man I live a simple life I like steak and fucking potato now I don't care if it's a cheap steak it's a good fucking steak and it's good enough for me so anyway before I it's pretty hard to get sick after eating red meat because of how they feed the animals how the meat is processed how the animal slaughtered how it's during the grocery store the nutrient content it's one of the safest foods actually and people are so afraid of it I mean something like chicken or pork lower quality stuff even just salads and vegetables what people should really be afraid of not red meat not a steak not beef usually leave the kitchen area this is the pan here as you can see it's dirty so what we do is I just put water on it and I do that because this makes it to where like it's easy to get the stuff off and then I just leave it on the counter until the next steak time which will probably be tomorrow so yeah I wanted to share kind of what what I'm doing and kind of how I make these steaks and everything I know a lot of people ask about it this was a method Izzy taught me how to make steaks and she probably will not be happy with some of the little twists that I put on it but I think I'm doing great and I also use a1 for my steaks I've been using it for a long time girlfriend usually cooks it down here to remind myself to get more a1 I have four more bottles upstairs and I think one of them has actually is it knows two of them that are empty and the nurse to that are not yeah yeah because they're the other one is like a different kind of a1 yeah so anyway I use a1 with my steak so anyway guys I want to do this video and kind of show you all how it's done by a steak master thank you so much for watching I might do another one of these peace I bet you he actually gets more calories from the a1 steak sauce and the worst to share then is actually in the steak itself let's see what the comments you turn the $2 steak into a $1 steak liked and subscribed sometimes I want to believe that asman has been trolling us for years and never breaks character but it makes me happy to think that he's always 100% authentic no I think he's actually trolling I think he's actually decent enough at playing this part that it convinces most people you know it's an interesting meal when he says I've never gotten sick at his first response looking at this is comedical though the while he's being 100% serious I haven't left this hard at a video in years peak NPC content and I love it multi-millionaire lives in old house looks homeless cooks $2 steak to the side of unwashed microwave potato peak humanity right here oh my god so the most people actually believe he's not trolling this guy's worth millions and his microwaving a potato in a kitchen that hasn't been updating since the 80s fucking legend like I think he's just lying like you guys you guys no one else sees this besides me I mean they maybe the reason people believe him is because he makes them feel so much better about themselves they don't overlook that it's so ridiculous that it can't be real yeah at least has his own house and kitchen that's still way ahead of me in life I thought he I thought this was his like parents old house or something I don't I don't know I don't remember anyway hopefully you guys enjoyed watching this I mean I don't I don't know what else to say it's completely ridiculous and crazy and stupid but if you do want to support me and providing people with 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