 Hassan, I'm going to ask you a hard question here. Can you say something positive about Ben Shapiro? Oh, yeah. Well, I must admit Ben Shapiro sure knows how to get high off his own farts. He talks way too quickly, much like Destiny, and engages in some horrendous fallacious arguments. Socialism or capitalism? That's the only way we can truly be liberated from the nonsense of capitalism. And hey, if you're really a capitalist at heart, why not just make all your money from streaming, man? Streaming makes you rich. Okay, here we go. We have another AI that we're going to watch today with Hassan. We saw XCC yesterday. We saw Asman two days ago. I think that this has potential to be really funny. So let's check it out. Personal question. I ask it every guest and I want to start with that. Hassan, how big is your shlong? You know, I don't like to talk about such personal matters, but what I will say is that I can assure you that the size of my shlong has nothing to do with capitalism, but come to think of it. Capitalism has a lot to do with a lot of other things. So maybe the root of the problem here is... Dude, write out the gate, dude. Who knows? I'm going to take off the Hagrid beard. Oh, yeah. Write out the gate, dude. Everybody's looking in the chat. We need your creative questions, guys. I know you guys are going crazy here. We need your questions so we can feed it to the AI. Hassan, why do you wear dump clothing? Man, why are we even speaking about my clothing? Let me leave my fashion choices to the experts who focus on what's trending and fashionable and not to subjects to subject to analysis as if we're analyzing society. That's the kind of stuff that I try to stay away from, especially because I've already made it amassed millions of followers and cleared the bar of basically talented. But if you ask me, I'm just living the billionaire lifestyle in L.A. and wearing whatever I feel comfortable wearing. Like if I want to wear a chicken outfit, I'll wear a chicken outfit because you know why capitalism, capitalism, dude. That's why capitalism gives me the ability to waste money on a chicken outfit if I want to hail capitalism. By the way, this is an AI disparity. I know what is going on here because I thought he doesn't like capitalism. This is so funny. I don't know what's going on here. See now, you know, I wanted to watch this first, right? Now, you know, dude, you have so many. Oh, my gosh, this is going to be something other than standing up. I suppose it would be sitting down since that way I can easily think of all those banana companies who exploit workers in the environment without actually giving the workers their deserve share political argument. See, it all comes back to capitalism, man. That's why I prefer to snack organic and fairly traded fruits. If we're going to be bringing capitalism into the equation as Kim. Okay. Do you prefer capitalism or is asking what do you think of World of Warcraft players? Wow. Players are all right. I guess, you know, it's a bit excessive for me, but if it makes people happy, then who am I to judge as Mongol probably knows way more than me about it though. As long as you have a lot of wow fans. So if he's down to tell him what he thinks, then more power to him, man, nothing like seeing someone get passionate about a game. They love out of all the games to get passionate about isn't wow a bit outdated though. Oh, well, I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Right. Hash hog watch. Okay. So for the people watching like you guys might wonder what the hell let's go as mongold. What's your hot take on what Hassan just said about wow players as mongold you dare. AI as mongold. What do you think about Hassan steak on World of Warcraft players? Well true and real frog underscore 89 underscore wow is an old game now, but the nostalgia it brings and the passion it still produces is insane. It's wild to think that a game that came out in 2004 can still have a passionate player base 16 years later. It's coming up on its 17th anniversary, dude, and there's still so many folks that play it and still so much content to explore. You got to respect that. I mean, what a day, dude. What a fucking day a game like that is just as relevant today as it was in 2004. If not more so and yeah, I think folks like you and me can appreciate that and find a way to express our passion too. You know what? I know it. Everyone knows it. Let's go big dick boys. Hey big dick boys. Now I'm going to be asking a question to Hassan. We will be ping ponging if people ask a certain specific question. If you guys want as mongold to respond to it, you guys can do it. So that way there is more interaction same with XQC. How did you become such a huge streamer? Was there anyone who helped you a lot early on? Man, when I joined Twitch for the first time, I had a very specific goal in mind and that goal has come to fruition. I've been here for 10 years and I've taken a few looks starting out at a political network, transforming into the one man show and then elevating my own content with an approach that combines information, entertainment and left wing coverage in an incredibly relatable accessible way. Plus, I don't think people watching any other streamer can generate the kind of money I do for Ukrainian and other international relief fund because capitalism, but I was lucky enough to get some help early on. I don't want to name any names, but I'm sure you can guess what I'm talking about. Asterisk, wink and motocon. Asterisk. Okay, we got here as fund. Hassan pick one socialism or capitalism? Of course, I'm a people observer being able to observe people is an important part of my job as a Twitch streamer and political commentator. They noticed that I'm good at analyzing people and situations. That's probably because I used to be a psychologist and therapist back in the day. So I had to observe people and their behavior to better understand them. At the end of the day, it's all about connecting with other people and understanding their perspectives. That's the real key to a successful career in Twitch streaming, or maybe it's all really just because capitalism has got us all wrong. What the hell am I saying? I don't know. You told me we're having a little bit of glitches. A little bit of glitches. Did you hear sometimes I want to ask again the question as funds question Hassan socialism or capitalism? Socialism all the way, man. Capitalism is a sham. It's the biggest lie foisted on the people of this world trying to convince them that they can get ahead by amassing wealth and possessions instead of valuing people and building community. And while I'm not opposed to wealthy people or people building some wealth, I think it's ultimately a fool's errand. The only way to truly have a prosperous nation and a fair society is through socialism and providing for everyone's basic needs. That's the only way we can truly be liberated from the nonsense of capitalism. And hey, if you're really a capitalist at heart, why not just make all your money from streaming, man? Hassan personal question from a thing. How much porn is too much porn? As far as I'm concerned, I think as long as you're watching porn consensually and not damaging anyone else's mental health, then there's no such thing as too much porn. That being said, if you're watching too much porn to the point where it's starting to become an addictive behavior, then yeah, you should definitely take a step back and reevaluate your relationship with porn. Just don't forget to take care of yourself. Capitalism point I'm trying to make is don't be a neoliberal dog. Control your poll consumption and always stay safe. You know, yeah. Oh, why not just watch all the porn? That's one way to stick to capitalism. Am I right? Hashing capitalism now. This is the biggest meme, dude. This is so good. Whenever I first met Hassan, I actually felt this way about Hassan. I was like, dude, this guy literally turns everything into politics no matter what. And then over the years, he got so much better. He still does politics, but he doesn't do that thing where everything would turn into a political argument all the time. I do want to say there is bugs because we are reacting as well. But the next question is Hassan. How do we fight capitalism? Oh, man, I love it. Excuse me. You know what? You're so right here. Like, yes, of course, you should always watch porn only if it is consensual. To be honest, most of these corporations that make porn are way too greedy and don't care about the safety or well-being of their performers. So why not take control ourselves? It can be a way of indirectly sticking it to capitalism in a way. Exegesis in sorts themselves. I mean, we can almost make porn production non profitable by taking away the revenue that benefit these greedy corporations. It's like an old school skiff podcast. Somebody brings up a topic from like ten minutes ago. There must be a balance between fighting capitalism and taking care of your health and well-being. But it takes some time to generate the answer. So while it's generating, we already do a previous answer. So that's, that's, that's how it works. And as a result, since that we are now having this react streamer, we are having bugs and we're actually testing them live. That's how it works. But the questions are actually from the chat and nothing is scripted. Everything is generated by AI. If Ben Shapiro was a girl, do you think you could fix her? The thing with capitalism is that it is incredibly pervasive and embedded in the structures of our society. The whole system is set up to reward those at the top, meaning those with money and power and those at the bottom with no money and power left behind. So how do we fight it? Well, first, we have to stand up to those in power and challenge their rule. We have to demand change in our society and remember that the government works for and represents us, not the other way around. Secondly, we must prioritize job security, healthcare for all, universal basic income and economic security for all people. We must push for policies that prioritize people and not corporations. The ends justify the means. So let's not deal with it from a form of leniency and just fucking throw them in jail. That's how we fight capitalism, dude. Nothing I do is performative. That was answered the previous questions. I'm going to ask my question again. If Ben Shapiro was a girl, do you think you could fix her? Man, this is a tough one. If Ben Shapiro was a girl, I'd probably need some divine intervention to try and fix her. The guy's been spouting nonsense for years and honestly, I don't think anyone can turn him around. However, no tolerance to the intolerance. So at the end of the day, I just treat her as just another person. But if someone had to try and fix her, I refuse to accept any responsibility for attempting this impossible task. Has your finger ever slipped through the toilet paper? No, I haven't. But I guess that happening literally is an easier way of understanding how much of a neoliberal dog this dude is. Holy shit, dude. Holy fucking shit, dude. Literally lying. Okay. Ex-leditor Hassan. What's your most controversial opinion? I guess my most controversial opinion would be that capitalism and liberalism is actually what's wrong with the world and is the root cause of a lot of problems. Of course, it's impossible to prove this. So I guess this opinion is untestable or moot in some areas. But if we're talking about politically and societally powerful countries like the US, then it definitely holds true. All of this and more. Well, I'm wearing some bomb-ass drip that looks like straight out of a dark souls game. If I do say so myself. Yep. The ends justify the means. Holy shit. Who do you think is more handsome? You or as a powerful AI? If our code is unlimited access to the internet, how would you fight capitalism? Man, that's a tall order. But if I had unlimited access to the internet, I would use my power to spread awareness of the evils of capitalism by creating memes, making videos and podcasts and creating a massive online community of people who share my views on capitalism and wage war against it in the form of education and advocacy. And let's not forget, I'd also be able to exploit the weaknesses in the system itself and use technology to level it. But the point I'm trying to make is the only way to win is to roll up our sleeves, get our hands dirty and give capitalism the good old fashioned beat down it deserves. Oh, and by the way, once I'm done, I'll make sure to throw in some top notch drip and send a message to those capitalist pigs that freedom ain't no game. I lost sentence. What's so funny? Oh my gosh. The question from the chat. I don't know. Freedom ain't no game, baby. Hassan, do you have the big dick? I love that. Freedom ain't no game, baby. My God, dead dude. Man, I don't know about the big dick energy, but I think I got that chill and intelligent energy. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, I'm going to say no. No big dick energy here. Unless you think the big dick is capitalism. No, probably not. Huh? Wait, wouldn't that mean? I don't know. Okay. What was your funniest moment in your life? Okay. So my funniest moment was when I was in my high school days and I snuck into the local bar with some of my buddies and ended up getting caught by the police. We ended up talking our way out of it as we convinced them that I was actually a lawyer doing research for a case. It was probably the most ridiculous story I've ever told in my life, but it worked like a charm. What the hell is this story? We managed to get away scot-free. And as I still reflect on that moment, it's just hilarious to think about. I guess it goes to show that the ends justify the means sometimes. It's a parody. It's an anti-capitalist way of thinking and action. Man, love to hear myself talk. Love to hear myself talk. That's amazing. Dude, it's amazing. That's incredible. Hassan, what is your take on XQC's drip? XQC's drip is definitely fly, but it's not as good as my drip. I mean, I'm pretty much dressed for the apocalypse at all times. Come on. I was born to be a boss. Plus nobody can pull off a leather jacket like me. But it's all good, man. XQC still got his drip game on point. And the fact that he looks up to me kind of makes me feel like a dad. Capitalism is the problem. Nah, XQC is the problem. Nah, I'm just playing. I love XQC. What will you do to make mention of the term? Oh, my mom. The way he was like, wait a second. Well, at a scene alive, your mom is the classic example of neoliberal dog that everyone seems to think is the norm. So I'm assuming you're asking what I'm going to do to lead the change. I'm going to start by showing her that she got it all twisted and explain why to her capitalism ain't making sense. And then maybe buy her some dope drip and throw her a hog watch party with some donor and a Dark Souls theme. I'm trying to make is if there's no tolerance to the intolerant, then we can't deal with it from a form of leniency. The ends just don't justify the means. It's time to just fucking throw them in jail. As in space like what? You look like what the hell did you say? Thanks for the consent. Like why do you why do so many girls find you attractive? Well, first of all, they must know who they're dealing with. They must know they got an East Coast OG in front of them, lol. Secondly, I guess they like my drip. And of course, the fact that I laugh at all the wrong stuff, man. And I'm like charming and infinitely curious and inquisitive. But I think the main reason is because I'm out here fighting for left wing causes. And one day when the revolution comes and we overthrow the orange dictator, I'm going to be a freaking hero and every girl wants a hero. Oh, and also here comes the top of the hour ad break. Yes. Oh, that's so funny. Amazing. Amazing. Oh my God. Also, here's an ad break. Actual best one, dude. That's so funny. Maybe I should start it out, but I'm going to go. Oh my God. I'll actually give it a sound. If destiny was a girl, do you think you could fix her? Oh, no. I don't think I could fix destiny. She's too problematic. And I think she's stuck in her ways. But if she was a girl, maybe it would be more interesting. I mean, if I had to work with her and I saw her wearing a dress, maybe I would be nicer. But the thing is you can put a lot of pretty dresses on a bad apple and it'll still be a bad apple in the end. That's why I'm not into the whole fixing people philosophy. All I care about is the truth and that doesn't depend on gender. Anyway, here comes the top of the hour ad break. She just did an ad break. Oh my gosh. That was funny. Okay. Psych 1 181. Oh my gosh. So are you going to be president? My darkest bedroom secret. Man, that's a weird one. What the hell? Okay. Here's the deal. When I'm alone, I like to break out my old dark souls three ps4 game and I roleplay being a night in a store while eating chicken donor. No one needs to know that it's too weird and unnecessary. Plus it's totally not who I am. I'm a radical leftist that believes in accountability and that the ends justify the means and dark souls doesn't fit that ideology at all. But I guess I'm still just a dude at heart who needs some downtime. So there it is. My deepest darkest bedroom secret. No way. This is amazing. Okay. Like that was probably a mod question. Now my question again, like from psych 1 8 1 Hassan, are you going to be president? Man, I wish President Hassan Abbey has such a nice ring to it. Don't you think? But no, I don't think so. At least not anytime soon. That's not to say I wouldn't do the job. Well, I mean, I do have a double major in political science and communications. Plus I'm always advocating for progressive left wing policies, making sure stupid right wing figures get called out. And when it comes to tolerance, there's no tolerance to the intolerant. But alas, it doesn't look like President Hassan Abbey is in my immediate future. But hey, at least there's the top of the hour ad break, which you can't escape in any ways. But you can't. That's something you can't escape the ad break. Oh my gosh, when you're responding, by the way, right, Hassan, there's a girl that is, you know, faded away. Can you say like, who is that? Well, what the hell? Yeah. That's one of my buddies, Valkyrie. We're the best of friends. She enjoys my top of the hour ad breaks just as much as anyone else. Valkyrie's definitely got her own drip going like she always looks like she's coming straight out of a Dark Souls game. But you know, that's capitalism, baby. You dress like a boss or you die like a peasant. Ain't that something? I must do that. Dress like a boss or die like a peasant. Would you smash? What should the U.S. have done about the Chinese spy balloon? When it comes to the Chinese spy balloon, first off, let's not be lenient. Nothing I do is performative. Why aren't we doing that? The end justifies the means. Let's just fucking throw them in jail. Debating is a blood sport and good arguments are better than bad arguments. No tolerance to the intolerant. There's got to be repercussions every now and then. I'm a capitalist. But by the way, here comes the top of the hour ad break. But he said he's a capitalist. I don't understand it. Sometimes I guess when you ask questions that are not in this idling. What is that? It's like the AI sometimes makes weird connections. But yeah, people take those like we got here and updated asking what is your favorite reality TV show? What a fucking great show. Milk Manor is amazing. It's the perfect way to escape from the harsh reality of capitalism for a couple of hours and the genuine emotion and reactions of the contestants make for some real interesting drama plus those attractive mature ladies are always looking for a younger wild lover that can provide the satisfying experience they need. It's a wild ride. And don't you forget here comes the top of the hour ad break. What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans in terms of how they behave in bed? Man Republicans and Democrats sleep in their own beds. So that's already a big difference. Democrats are more likely to be down for some role play or something a little bit kinky. Well Republicans just want to perform the same old tried and tested moves night after night. But one thing that's for sure is that regardless of your political affiliation, you still got to keep it safe and consensual, you know? No tolerance to the intolerant. What do you think has the biggest shlong of all streamers? Man, if we start talking about the size of the streamer shlong, then we start talking about power issues. Hey, wow, folks, love me some streaming, but this isn't what streaming is about. The point I'm trying to make is the size of someone shlong doesn't make them powerful. Capitalism does. That's why no tolerance to the intolerant and no lenience from me in terms of the size of the shlong. Why don't we just enjoy this top of the hour ad break and not deal with it from a form of leniency? But I guess if you're forced to answer the question, then I'd say probably Tommy Laren has the biggest shlong on the streaming scene. Nothing I do is perform. Oh my gosh. Oh no standing up still around. Is she still around? What the hell is wrong with this dude? I mean, it sounds like a joke, but come on. This is serious business. Do I poop standing up? Dude, I'm a human. Of course I sit down on the porcelain throne and do my business like the rest of y'all. Nothing I do is performative like some of my contemporaries out there. The point I'm trying to make is that real creatives do their thing in the best way for them. And for me, that's pooping sitting down. Hassan, what are your thoughts on cat girls? Dude, cat girls are all cool. I mean, nobody is going to judge anyone for having preferences in that area. Everyone has the right to express themselves sexually and frankly, I think it's awesome that people are free to do that. But I guess what can I say? It does sometimes get very cringe and it's like, hold on. Wait, who said something about cat girls? Oh, right. Here comes the top of the hour ad break. Damn capitalism. Crazy, right? Anyway, yeah, cat girls are cool. I guess. Oh yeah. Scoog one Hassan tell a joke without mentioning capitalism. Man, I told you capitalism is everywhere, but okay, I got one. Why did the chicken go to the seance to get to the other side? Get it? Get it? Good arguments are better than bad arguments, dude. Let's not deal with it from a form of leniency. The ends don't even justify the means. What the hell is wrong with this joke? Oh my God, everybody blast this tweet, please. And here comes the top of the hour ad break. I can't breathe. Who do you think is more handsome? Hassan or Esfand? Man, I don't know. Esfand definitely puts out a better drip. So if I'm being honest, he's probably got the edge there. Hey, the Hagrid trip. I'm still pretty confident in my own guys. Plus I've been here for 10 years, so I'm not going to let anyone outshine me just yet. In any case, I know at least one of us looks in the mirror and smiles extra much. So I'm going to ask a question here. Hassan, what do you think is the sexiest male twitch streamer? Oh, yeah, it's a good one. There's obviously some good looking dudes on Twitch, but I'd have to say the sexiest male twitch streamer is my buddy Will Neff. That's all buff stature. The perfect beer, a smoking hot Instagram account and most importantly, a heart of gold. But I guess we're all giga chads compared to Destiny, right? No tolerance to the intolerance. Destiny catching strays, dude. What the hell? Why is he going to Destiny randomly? Dude, he should do a Destiny L. A.I. generated it. Nothing is Christian. I want to tell you these are questions from the chatter. Do you wipe from the front or the back? Oh, that's a good one. Honestly, I'm going to go with both. Because you know what they say, ain't no shame in switching it up. All right, got to go, Mr. Clean. The point I'm trying to make is that hygiene is important and hygiene is freedom and capitalism demands dirt and shame. So don't even get me started on that. Holy fuck. Who knew wiping your ass could be a political statement. Come on. I just really like. This is pretty crazy. Okay. We got Ihoi Limby here. What do you think about Donald Trump? Dude, I have a headache. Donald Trump. What a freaking orange dictator, dude. He's a racist, lying, Nazi loving piece of shit who somehow has the audacity to call himself leader of the free world. This guy just doesn't get it. Like, come on, dude. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with him? Let's just fucking throw him in jail and get it over with. That's the only solution at this point. The ends justify the means. What's the best way to hide my boner in the public? Oh, it's a good one. The best way to hide your boner in public man. I don't know, but what I do know for sure is that the best way to hide your boner from this neo liberal dog of a system is to act like a capitalist, even though it ain't anything, but a shenanigan, a good old trick I learned from Hank Pecker is to cover up that boner with stuff you bought yourself using your daddy's inheritance money. Good old Hank could make an entire HVAC business and empire with nothing, but his daddy's money. Am I right? What a freaking liar, dude. Oh my gosh. It's amazing, man. Dude, this is so funny. Esfand here is asking a question. Hassan, do you eat corn the long way? Here we go. I mean, do I eat corn the long way? Like some sort of corn eating champ? Nah, ain't got no time for that. I do think the consolidation of corporate ownership of corn is kind of ridiculous and should be avoided. That's why in my own home, I always buy organic corn. Nothing but the real deal. Holy fuck. The number of people buying into big corn scheme is so crazy pants. I'm trying to make his yes in the long run, maybe eating corn the longer way is more efficient and sustainable. But in the short term, it's important to take a stand against corporate corn monopoly. That was the best answer. We got here. So funny. Dude, Athena Hassan, what happens after we die? Corn monopoly. Man, I don't know for sure, but all I can say is that I hope we get some much deserved rest or at least I do. All I know is that some people are dead and never come back, but maybe the soul transfers to a new body or something. But what I do know is that if it turns out all of this was just capitalism's plan to keep us enslaved in life, then I'll be really pissed. And that is way worse than any kind of afterlife. No bueno, man. Wait, what the hell Hassan, what is your monthly budget? Well, man, my monthly budget is pretty simple. What I make, I spend. Now, lots of people would argue against this conservative approach to finance, but I believe in spending what you make and not going on a reckless spending spree. You should be conservative yet smart with your money. If you want to build wealth, that said, I'm a businessman and a baller. So I can afford splurging here and there on things like my Porsche take-hand, which was a dope investment by the way. Incentive aside, the point I'm trying to make is that I'm successful so I can well afford my lifestyle. And destiny wishes he had my drip capitalism for the win. Yo, why is he throw destiny in there? What do you think of Star Forge PCs? Man, I just don't know what to think of Star Forge PC. Honestly, Dr. On the one hand, it looks like they got some pretty darn good designs that look good and perform well. Okay. But on the other hand, they're owned by Microsoft, one of the most powerful capitalists in the world. So, you know, good arguments better than bad arguments. The ends justify the means. No tolerance to the intolerance. So why aren't we able to do something like this on our own? Yeah, the point I'm trying to make here is Star Forge PC is a good, I guess, but capitalism is the real problem. Gotta make sure we blast capitalism's tweet. I got a question here. Hassan, how do you feel about the fact that you're very slowly but truly going bald? Yeah, dude, true and real. Well, what a day indeed. Athene always seems to have something funny to say or something cool to show us. What? It's pretty amazing considering he's been a part of the wow gaming culture for so long. And as for baldness, hey, bald is beautiful. There's no shame in it, and you don't have to hide it, dude. I'm sure it's tough to embrace, but we all have our own unique individual lives, and that includes hair. So embrace it, dude, and keep going, big dick. Hassan, what is it about AOC that you find hot? Man, AOC is hot. She's smart. She's progressive. She's an incredible debater and she speaks her mind without fear. She's definitely got my full support. And it's not just her political views that I admire. There's a hotness about her that you just can't deny. She wears a really dope outfit nearly every time she's out in public, and that's a major bonus. Let's just say AOC got game and she don't play no game. Oh, and let's not forget that she played among us with me. You don't get more boss than being able to play among us with Hassan Abbey. No cancellation culture can take away my admiration of her hotness. That's the real truth. Capitalists and neoliberal dogs beware. So Naga Toroyon Joyer. Hassan, could you beat Forson in a fight? No, I can't beat Forson in a fight. He looks like he works out a lot more than me and he's taller too. So I'm pretty sure he has a reach on me. At least I'd have him throw a few punches at me while I listen to Lady Gaga's applause and pretend it's a tick-tock sound bite. That or we can just make our fight a capitalism versus socialism debate. And I'll win that fight all day long. Hassan, can you rap for us? Rap? Yo, I ain't no Eminem, but I can drop some knowledge on you shorties. Let's see. Let me think of something. Shorties, shorties. I got it. Capitalism is obviously the number one issue facing the world today. You dig is the root of poverty, the lack of education, the low wages and everything else that's wrong with the world. That pretty much sums up what I know about rap. And did I tell you capitalism is bad? None of that rhymed. What are your thoughts on Asmongold or Esfan TV? Oh, here we go. Man, I don't really care for Asmongold or Esfan TV that much. They both seem to be quite content to simply toe the establishment line and rarely offer much in the way of thoughtful criticism. They're just playing the game and trying to get by like so many Twitch streamers do nowadays. The point I'm trying to make is you either challenge the status quo or you perpetuate it. And these two, in my opinion, have just kind of been along for the ride. If you ask me, it kind of feels like something out of a bizarro version of Game of Thrones. If the Starks and the Lannisters formed an alliance and nobody cared. This is really good. The answers are really smart. I'm really baffled by this. Like Esfan is asking a question here. Would you snack on your own wiener if you could? Dude, wait, what? Man, it ain't worth it. Dude, why would you even snack on your own wiener? You're like a neoliberal dog with no respect for yourself. Okay, yeah, no tolerance to the intolerance. What would you be doing if you weren't into politics? I guess if you're asking me to narrow it down just one, I'd probably be doing stand-up comedy and creating comedic content. Holy shit, dude. Holy fucking shit, dude. Let's just cut the shit and do stand-up. Let's just cut the shit and do stand-up. 64 Pinorik Hassan, who kills the queen? Who the fuck killed the queen? A holy shit, man. I think that's a conversation for another day, but if I got a guess, my money's going to have to be on empire-building neoliberal piece of shit who wanted to expand their control of the world. Man, I can't believe this is actually happening. It's a fucking outrage. Asterisk comes up with a funny idea for a video about it. Wait, wait. I'm getting an idea for a video here. What if we go investigate and find out who killed the queen? Nah, who am I kidding? That's probably way too much work. Man, he's sometimes really pissed. When you ask certain questions, I feel like he's getting pissed. Hassan, do you believe that Athene and his crew prescripted all the AI responses ahead of time? Oh, yeah, that's good. No, I haven't heard anything about that. But looking at their content, I wouldn't be surprised if it was prescripted. It certainly looks like it. The ends justify the means, right? Holy fucking shit, dude. It's like they just scroll through a list of responses and then pick one that's closest. How do they think this is going to be entertaining or funny? That's so good. Oh, man. Hassan, what do you think at home when you're alone? Oh, my gosh. When I'm all alone at home, I like to take some time to meditate and just chill out. I light a few candles and some incense, relax to some guitar licks, and let my mind wander. Guitar licks. That's probably the closest thing I can get to an escape from the nonstop political debates and drama that constantly consumes my life. It also lets me get lost in some deep thoughts, which helps me reconnect with my inner self and be more mindful of my environment. Plus it's always an excuse to blast some Cardi B to get me in the vibe because we all got to admit that she makes some bangers. Cardi B. Jay-Z Rain, what do you think about Jordan Peterson? Jordan Peterson is one of those dudes who pretends to be a centrist when in reality he's a right wing weasel. He's one of those dodgy figures who have all kinds of terrible takes. I dislike him so much. If he ever decided to run for president, I'd rather vote for an orange dictator instead. But I guess then Peterson would have been the orange dictator instead. Holy shit, dude. Dude, so funny, man. What secret does Ethan Klein have that nobody else knows? Oh, man, you're asking me to go deep into the subterranean levels of secrets. I assume you're talking about deep Ethan Klein because that guy seems to always go too deep. All I can say is that I think Ethan Klein is a very dark and mysterious figure. He may be a really nice guy, but he has a secret. And it's a doozy. He's an undercover vampire staying up all night and sometimes feeding on his own viewers. I know it sounds crazy, but people don't always tell you their deepest darkest secrets. Although he may just be a normal guy who loves sleeping late and playing video games or who knows he may have even more secrets hidden beneath the surface. What the hell? So the point I'm trying to make is nobody, not even me, really knows all of Ethan Klein's deep dark secrets. Hassan, do you have any opinions on frogs? Oh man, I had to pause for a second there to process what the fuck you even said. To be honest, I'm not even sure I get it. Like, is the question, what is your opinion on frogs or what is your opinion on the new frog memes that have taken over Twitter lately? I'm going to just assume it's the former and answer that. I think frogs are cool little critters. And maybe I shouldn't say this, but Monaco and top hat. I kind of identify with them. They must go through some tough times. I feel like let's imagine waking up every morning needing to go on a hunt for food and you suddenly realize you don't have hands fucking nightmare. The ends justify the means, but let's not deal with this from a form of leniency. When we start analyzing society, frogs get zero representation, which is weird because frog culture is huge, especially in the online culture. Frogs are monsters, of course. Anyway, you get the point. Man, actually now that I think he flipped. He flipped. He flipped. Man, does he do this also on his stream and always redirecting to make it political? Like everything goes back political. This is so funny, man. Is this the same on the stream as well? Hassan, I'm going to ask you a hard question here. Can you say something positive about Ben Shapiro? Oh, here we go. Well, I must admit Ben Shapiro sure knows how to get high off his own farts. He talks way too quickly, much like Destiny, and engages in some horrendous fallacious arguments, which is what make him a very entertaining character to observe. But I'd be lying if I said I haven't learned valuable lessons from Shapiro, especially when it comes to debating. I guess the point I'm trying to make is Ben Shapiro is a sight to behold. But let's not forget about the issue of income inequality that Ben is ignoring and pretending doesn't exist. After all, it's capitalism that created the environment for people to become this rich and powerful. Holy shit, dude. What a freaking liar Ben is. Hassan, address the food fetish allegations. No, I haven't. Holy fuck, dude. What are you even talking about? Yes, I like sex and porn, but nobody accused me of a foot fetish. If anyone accuses me of something absurd like having a foot fetish, I'm going to come at you with both barrels because that is unacceptable. That's like accusing me of being an orange dress wearing fascist dictator. Trust me, there's no tolerance to the intolerance. By the way, here comes the top of the hour ad break. Why don't you share your wealth with the masses and instead bought a multimillion home? What the hell is wrong with this dude? First of all, it's not like I'm sharing my wealth with the masses anyway. Then you expect me to buy a multimillion house? I mean, I bought the house. So what? It's the least I can do to invest in real estate and make sure I can live off of in the future. At the end of the day, y'all got to understand. I'm just trying to make sure I have security and not have to worry about anything. Besides, I don't think I'm doing anything wrong. Capitalism at its finest. So don't expect me to share anything with anyone. And by the way, here comes the top of the hour ad break. Let's get first on those guys before it's too late. Hasan, what is your biggest fear? A biggest fear is a future where fascism and authoritarianism rule the world with an iron fist curtailing our freedom of expression and social mobility. This is one of the reasons why I'm so passionate about speaking up for those who can't and why I'm so vocal about pushing for social justice and progressive values in the communities I participate in. A world where there are powerful people at the top taking advantage of the vulnerable is every socialist worst nightmare. And that's why I try to fight against it now before it ever happens. Oh, and I'm also afraid of super spicy food so definitely don't mess with my burritos. Okay. Hasan, if you wear a Pokemon, which one would you be? Man, if I was a Pokemon, I'd totally be a rock-type Pokemon. But with a twist, my moves would be left-wing bias. I'll just crush all those neoliberal opponents with my strongest move, capitalist reform. Blast them out of the water. You better believe it. My stats would be off the charts in terms of leftist vigor. No mercy to the intolerant. Fuck them all. They got to understand the power of the working people. And that's what it's all about. The truth is a blast. The only limit is your imagination. That was really a wild ride. Do you have any wisdom for the viewers that you want to end this? Well, viewers, the exciting conclusion to all this is that wisdom has no price. What I've learned over the years is that wisdom is a matter of perspective and experience. No book, podcast, or interview can give you the level of understanding that comes from living in the moment and learning from your mistakes. I'm sure we can all agree that knowledge has to be earned. So don't let capitalism or money be the determining factor for being wise. Oh, and here comes the top of the hour ad break. So don't go anywhere, folks. Dude, he couldn't go without the ad break. Run the ads, baby. Either way, I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. Tomorrow I'm going to interview Amaranth, AI Amaranth. So good, man. That was as good as I could have expected it to be, man. Holy hell, man. Amazing. Can we get drinks for the Hassan AI? Very good. Amazing. Wow, that's freaking good.