Well, the Trump train pulled into our parish this week and rolled over our beloved priest, poor old Father UncleTom, like a lawnmower over a leggo figure! No, that's Not why he's wearing the wig, but it might explain Other strange behavior. Some have said that his memory lapses of late, Might be indicative of early onset dementia. Others have speculated that he may be at odds with the Church, simply because they have taken so much money to help resettle UN-vetted 'refugees', while still OTHERS have expressed a belief that he blames the VA debacle and federal departmental budget bloat and waste, as well as regulatory overreach on, get this...The Federal Government ITSELF! LOL! Can you Believe it?! Has he gone daft?!...Is he Brainwashed?!
Well, WE'VE Talked to him, and we think it's plain old Jingoism! He Loves his country So much, and misguidedly Believes that those in charge at the highest levels DON'T have our best interests at heart, lol! Gad, what a RUBE!
Well, WE are Not having it! WE dont Care that your parish has quadrupled in size in the last four days, WE are LEAVING! And Not just Your church...we're leaving Catholicism!..We may even leave Christianity if you're going to be THAT way about it!(See end of above video!)
Sincerely yours,
Every Last kardashian!
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John 3:16 - If you don't know This one, you haven't been paying attention!
Luke 6:39 - Can the blind lead the Blind? Will they not Both fall into the pit?
James 3:14 - ooh, you envious and selfish-ambitious evil-doers!
Trump 2016 - Make America Great Again! I hammered out this video with the YouTube Video Editor , not that Anyone cares! (http://www.youtube.com/editor)
