 Are we opening every episode like this he's wait a minute what what his eyes are closed That's like saying guys. I think there's somebody in my house Let me look for them. He's Asian you racist his eyes are literally closed you fuck I love you have Sasuke and Naruto. They're both parentless, but they're both different personalities One is edgy and wants to kill himself or kill others and the other is just like a troublemaker These are the two routes you go down Like booby traps Oh shit Wow Here comes kill over All right, I don't mind Sakura right now Gojo would have fell for that trick too Oh Shit survival test who's dying this episode. Oh, here we go. I'm Naruto was a moco, and I want to be the king of the Pirates Kakashi I'm not calling them hot hockey. I'm calling them I Want to know It's all we need to know I like instant ramen expired milk They're they all know you were ready bro. It's pretty hard not to know you He's mostly interested in Naruto no one gives a fuck about Sakura who I like My hobby is staring at Sasuke Damn, she's obsessed Don't say she's gonna say Naruto Fuck where are we just crying the last episode about that? I wonder what he dislikes or what he likes He's so edgy to kill a certain man. Who's a certain man the man the Phantom Troop. He's trying to kill the fucking Phantom Troop Yeah, he means you Watch the guy that Sasuke is trying to kill it's gonna turn out to be a guy that they're gonna have to work with eventually Survival Enshu I mean, that's the name of the episode It's a chess exercise Throw an eraser at him Naruto Sakura Sasuke Hinata Eno Kaiba the fat little kid that y'all say looks like me The remaining 18 will become NPCs where they fucking belong Five in the morning Charlie Brown's coming 2000 viewers I Sasuke's gonna have to work with the guy that killed his clan Hakuza Let's get breakfast. Yeah, no expired milk. No more take its shits. I don't even think he's alive. Yeah, I can't even imagine him sleep Hi folks Ohio He's late. I'm always late A black cat crossed my path now erases That ain't happen they're gonna work together to get the balls so all of them get it at the same time Why they're only two balls That's the human anatomy the objective of the The test is to work together not one person is gonna do it all three of them They are gonna have to work together so they all win Oh my god, can the big three stop it with the God's hero STs man, this isn't fair Little Uso mocha over here Starting a racer Adam that'll do it Shit John Here we go Why is there one table in this room he Ruka he's worried about Kakashi he knows about Naruto How old is he? This is getting spooky. Holy shit. We almost have 2300 fucking viewers. What the fuck is up you guys? Where have you been for like bleach and one piece? I guess Naruto is the best in a big three That's what you're saying Everyone wants to see Naruto wipe his fucking ass So that The fuck does kill me Oh I don't know what off kilter means Shinobi battle jitsu Your sexy jutsu won't work against me Naruto. I am gay Wait, what dude? I'm asking for one episode without this shit make out paradise He's gonna throw a hentai at him He's reading hentai while fighting a five-year-old Imagine your baby sitting little little bimmy little bimmy's like eight years old and you're like alright. He's in this crib time to watch hentai There's gonna read Berserk. He's reading buddy girl Senpai instead Even when he's focused on titties he could deflect I Put a bit of juice Got guys guys, I've had it Up to here with Naruto's asshole in the last episode his wife in his ass in this episode He has two fingers in his ass. I can't you can't make this up. This is how I'm spending my Sunday This is the holy day This is the Lord's day and I'm watching Kakashi put his fingers in Naruto's ass Four fingers 1,000 years of death That's more than that Bro if he did that to Sakura Naruto would be cancelled in a minute Naruto's butthole getting fingered wasn't on my bingo card, bro Bro and he just had diarrhea imagine Kakashi's fingers So Until now guys until now No, it's not. Nani. Don't that I kind of want to smell Kakashi's fingers now Wait, nah, that sounds so terrible man. Like I'm just curious What is this shows obsession with stomach aches I think this is the most Anime I've ever watched it's like my brain was fucked up before but now with what I'm watching recently. I don't know man What if he was in his sexy Jutsu form and he did that would it be okay? Seven Naruto's I don't even like one of them. That's a bio I'm afraid for these kids lives man He's impressed Fuck you Mizuki Ah I'm a Zuki name drop Oh That's what you get for putting fingers in my ass imagine what the people pass Here's one for that attack on my butt earlier Man y'all y'all think I'm fucking weird bro Kakashi's the one that put his fingers in the Naruto's butt Why is Sasuke blushing? Why is Sakura blushing? Sasuke's let smiling I was getting hyped up man He's smiling anymore. Oh God Sasuke smile lasted five seconds These are all the Naruto fans fighting Holy shit, I just saw a Naruto beat the shit out of another Naruto That's great, man. All the Naruto haters would have loved to see in that Kawarimi no Jutsu da bugger. Yeah bugger that Kiki ni kochira ga kougeki o uke takano yu sakkaku sase Sano ski o tsuku jutsu. Thank you, Sasuke for the lesson Thanks for helping you're in a fucking bush. That's that's that's not the bell bro that that that's kakashi Around his neck for a second Vare vare no wana ni shikagaru na There we go a barca from Kakashi bro Sasuke, let's chill out bro He's dead rip Kakashi. He's dead. I fucking tried to kill him. Oh my god I mean Kakashi Sasuke tried to kill him He's dead imagine being a little seven-year-old Jimmy and you have to wait till next week to find out Kakashi is dead or not you're left with the image that Kakashi's last bit of action was fingers and Naruto's ass. Oh my god What a way to die? How am I liking Naruto, I'm fucking loving it man. It has me engaged the entire time like I'm not here like this I'm not here like that bro. I'm actually laughing. I'm having fun. I'm loving these characters Waiting a week just to find out that Kakashi turned into a fucking log He's gonna throw a grenade at him. I want to see grenade hit Sakura Stop it Naruto looks like a hanging orange right now Wow what a landing What'd you do to her What the fuck did you do to her Kakashi? I don't trust you in your fingers. What'd you do? Rip Sasuke in the chat. He's dead Nani doush da Sasuke is alive guys Sasuke's gonna hurt him. Don't you know who you're talking to Kakashi? You're talking to Boruto's master Damn he has a little sweat mark. He got a hit in Not his foot Bro Sasuke's actually getting some hits in. No, no, why'd you laugh? He just tickled his ball. How high is he? That tree wasn't that big. Are those cigarettes? He's about to smoke They're about to see the cancer arc. This is good. That's all I gotta do throw fucking gang signs That fire is gonna come out of my mouth Kakashi became Diglett How many times has Sasuke died since we started this anime? Someone just grabbed his balls already. Now Sasuke is literally Diglett Back to the hentai I never know what's gonna happen in this anime man my how my heart beats constantly beating Get your fucking shovel and dig him out You've never seen a floating head before I was able to touch Kakashi's bells last time I'm gonna go touch them again Work together. That's the only way you're gonna be the first class to win Kakashi's challenge It's gonna happen the next episode. That's my prediction This guy gives up Sakura the death. That's a twice death look The first time he gave her that look he was like, I don't like you damn Who the fuck is that? Is that the guy's looking for? That's what he's looking for the curtain clan eyes Okay I'm the only one who can kill No He was crying. I'm never gonna cry again. I'm an Avenger Holy shit. I didn't know you spider-man Yeah, how about we sympathize with him now? I've wasted my time talking to this pink-haired bitch Call him Sasuke Koon one more time. How many times are gonna am I gonna see Naruto tied up? How many times are gonna seem tied up and someone's stomach hurting in this anime? Though that was a fucking spaceship, I'm gonna say this and I'm not being a fucking predator, okay? Okay, so I better not see any AOs in the chat Sakura. I think is a cute character. She's cute I'll mean an Ayo Ayo type away either fuck y'all when we clip clip clip that clip this clip this how about that? Now Ruto ends here. They're quitting they're quitting Did we forget about chopper Shit calling Sasuke a squirt oh Oh Shit, he's stepping on Sasuke's head. Oh Shit The power level guys sit down bastard. I don't care if your clan was exterminated I said it I said it Yep Yeah, Kikashi doesn't fuck around bro. He steps on a child and he puts his fingers in a child's butthole I Lated these kids Not the bio guys told about that the bio that's the answer I Think I would have passed Kakashi's challenge. I figured this out. I'd sit Sasuke chan and Databaya boy and Sakura Coon I'd sit them aside to be like we got to be one and we got to do this together Yeah, there's no doctor bio and dub people are watching a dog. Yeah, fuck it suck This is a W teacher, bro. This is why we got to bring back teachers that smack the shit out of the kids bring it back This is how they learn this is how they learn meet the fuck out of them The right in your students lives all right time to drop the emo edgy character persona They all hate Naruto, I'm not gonna die like a dog. Why like a dog? By you by you by the nine-tailed fox spirit. Wait, that's that man Fuck oh Oh my god, that was amazing, man Listen you son of a bitches. I'm loving this anime. That's it Starvin Starve your students let them learn the value food. Oh, I get it I get it. Wait, I think I just came up with something. That's why you Ruka was so surprised Bye bye bye bye bye whatever that the fucking Lord Okagi told him about Kakashi, bro He was surprised cuz he knows go up go. I was gonna call him go Joe fucking Kakashi was there He was there ask about sub one more time and I'm gonna transfer it to Arabic. Don't make me do it That's it. You're luck fuck. No, where was I? Oh, it's over here. We're gonna watch Naruto wipe his ass again That's what I've always wanted guys Is he like taunting him? Bro, he's every way Yeah work together Feed Naruto your bento box See what happens when we're friends and we work together Even feeding him. Yeah, you like him Kila was summoning lightning this guy said you fed the kid you're fucking done What what McDonald's girl This is what I like to see oh Shit Oh, I like that lesson see through deception ah Y'all ain't ninjas y'all all suck I've been lying every single one of you since the start of my reactions. I've watched every anime I've reacted to I've been telling y'all it's my first time, but it's actually my second and my third time You don't see through the deception. You've all failed every single one of you Chala and Chala now he's gonna shit himself. Thank God. What a fucking ending the quote He says they pass and then they have this victory music everything about that fucking last scene was amazing What is this anime man? God damn? I'm loving it. What are you on that first mission already? Yeah, that was fucking you're itchy bro. It's it's fucking miss your itchy People are saying the best arc begins. It's the first arc. What the fuck you talking about? Looking at working together to catch a black cat Oh Grabbing mr. Yurichi's titties Wow, we caught that I wonder how many people named their fucking cat tore after this episode You gave the cat a head tattoo All right, so Naruto is just a wholesome anime about like being firefighters and saving animals Wow babysitting saving kittens. This is fucking great Helping with potatoes Not these are your missions get used to it to explain what a mission is They range from babysitting to assassinations That's a fucking range Teaching Naruto English see you guys motherfuckers ask me for the dub. There you go When you start information dumping on me like this my dyslexia is in an all-time high That's literally me right now I tuned out when he started information dumping I'm thinking about the fucking bento box Oh my oh my has he grown Oh Fuck we're not saving a cat now we're saving a lion bodyguards bodyguards for Hmm a restaurant incoming next main character It's my fucking uncle Oh The smallest one with the idiot face now, we know height measurement Oh we're guarding him All right, so we're we're guarding Bob the builder and whoever that is is who they're gonna be up against For our first mission guys. Yeah, he's never left that front gate before I Squirt Squirt Ruto There we go There we go. He he said he's gonna be the whole Kage and he said his name. Should I get used to him saying these two things? Oh Shit I'll never acknowledge you. I only acknowledge the tribal chief Kakashi doesn't feel this guy's presence They're after Naruto little yellow boy. Look at him. He looks like a highlighter Ninja more information Metapar All right, this is easy to follow around nice All right So Naruto's gonna be the avatar The five great nations last airbender took that and said we're gonna make four they just took lightning out killer one nation In the clouds we're going to fucking skypeer alabaster That was a great explanation We're going to the Grand Line boys What was the point of this? Why like why why do we have to show this again? I? Swear to God if I'm sleeping in bed tonight next time my fiance and I start thinking about Naruto is a big titty anime girl. I think I'm gonna drop this I like Sasuke's looks There it is the Grand Line. There's the bridge that the guy was talking about See I pay attention watch now the guy that's following him is gonna appear in front of them Is that like a dinosaur footprint fucking Naruto's about to fight a raptor? Oh God Kakashi man. I haven't even learned about you yet man. What the fuck? Everybody dies in Naruto He's dead He's next Covid's affected this guy. He's done work as a team. This is a lesson Sasuke holy shit man. Oh, oh my god That's how you do it now to tell what the fuck you come on come on. What would Boruto think? She's body. She's guarding his body. I thought he died. He's alive Naruto's on the ground man Damn man, you almost got me. I thought he died bro. I even knew that What a plot twist bro Naruto. Let me let me be honest with you guys, bro That was the biggest plot twist in anime. I think I was saved. So now he he wants him to be attacked This is his plot to get them to be removed. He they're working for him Look a little killer with his hands in his pocket Of course, he ain't no little bitch Oh shit That little smirk on his face Good old Ashida Yeah, bro, he watched the weather forecast simple as that I'll I bet you can Would you have to know Smart smart man. I like Akashi He lied He lied he lied just like I do every day to y'all they're still gonna stick with him pretty watched Nope, you're gonna give it up. Naruto's dying of poison right now. Here we go Suck it out He knows what he's doing with this what's with the big three characters and stabbing themselves Holy shit. Yes I would have done that With his milk right next to him It shows character so what do I have to fucking stab myself somewhere for y'all to respect me What a good scene, bro. I love that. I love when anybody a kid stabs himself great Yeah, I'll win Sakura's heart What a fucking thumbnail picture that is oh my god Yeah 3000 viewers and I'm stabbing myself in the hand Nope it shows character. That's gonna be me one day. I promise Akashi's gonna gonna heal it now watch Oh, and wait, maybe it's self-healed already. It's healing already. Ah Shit, it's the nine tail fox Look at him covering it because he doesn't want the others to see that it's self-healed I just said that I just said it. It's the power of the nine tail fox. It has a healing spirit the hidden village That's what a mafia is Is that cowman? Here because villain number one it's cowman Chopper This is villain number one. He doesn't matter in the end. Holy shit Is that Ichigo sword? I gotta be so fucking bad, bro, but this is too good Zabuzama mochi BAM All right, we're swimming on the boat with a wizard Don't fall out of the boat naruto. You can't swim you got you got the clone devil fruit the sexy devil fruit The waves are coming guys it's gonna get wavy. They actually have cranes in naruto. Holy shit, bro We ain't watching dub get the fuck out of here. We look like we speak english in this chat Arata He's saying this when I was mouth moving this is insane. I trust him guys. I trust him. There's a reason behind this The assassin of the mist which will be defeated by gojo sensei Takapi looks so cool, bro. I love his hair. Come on. Tell him spill the beans Look, he's waiting till now to tell them Oh Is it being targeted by the mist assassin? Daru desu What's his name? We're fighting a cat now. Oh fuck no. Oh no. Gato means cat. I know chinese He is a cat. Look you see his fucking ears This is the first villain of the show. Come on. Let's finish this shit. We got Sasuke on our boat. We got this shit. Fuck out of here, bro What dogs Ooh the completion of the bridge and he's the bridge maker There's no plural for ninja. It's not ninjas Look your opponent is a dangerous one who will even use ninja. Oh, it's like in star wars jedi You don't call them jedi's not the bio. That's all we need to know So we lied He lied he suckered them in W poor people The question is does his grandchild have sexy jitsu His daughter. Oh, he has a daughter guys We didn't live if you were a flower you'd be sakura because it's my favorite. Also, could you get me shorts? I'm sweating dick in here. Wow The land of the waves isn't that bad, bro. I want to live here. I want to be poor Chunin janaku jonin lebede nichi ga inai elite level jonin Fuck the fuck out of here. Is the miss usher even in shippuden Look at them racing winner gets a kiss on the pek the lips Who are Gear five naruto Oh Surya He just killed a mouse. What is he luffy? He eats animals too. He hates them. Motherfucking used to kunai Imagine just being a mouse Going about your day collecting cheese Sniffing other mouse's assholes and then a fucking kunai goes right through your neck and you're dead My god All right misty calm down There you go banjo because he wouldn't use it my favorite Oh, oh my god. I thought that was heroo for a second. I would have fucking cheered on my knees I would have sucked my own He almost murdered a mouse and now he's rubbing his face against it a snow rabbit I can't trust rabbits at the re-zero, bro We don't trust white rabbits Bro, it was just a fucking rabbit Is that the mist? Now we shine a riz up the bunny I love how he he came to that conclusion just by looking at them There goes the bun. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Yeah, it's zebra man Look at him just casually sitting on top of his fucking guts sword Zabuzakunじゃないですか Momoki so the the mist hashira is is a zebra Oh, he's a cow. Wait a minute. What's his name? Momoshi and he looks like a cow. Oh my god Get what you don't know. Don't tell me he's gonna move or some shit unless I'm thinking of a different anime Oh fuck Oh shit, come on go Joe Come on the little little little it come on lift it. Oh god. They're gonna go to commercial break Now they're gonna show it again from a different angle That's what I wonder what the fuck does it mean tell us Sharing on Power Powered at the light of the eye generates and the pupil Here we go here we go explanation So it's like yo yo Fuck I got the shinigami eyes. All right. All right. I'll follow him I'll copy it To gosh, he's better going sane, bro. Come on The bingo book Oh my god, he looks so fucking awesome there. He looks like he's from gi joe Oh The copy ninja. Oh shit. Wait, he's gonna copy naruto sexy jutsu then What's guys throw milk at him? You not touching this guy. You yeah Try to go formation. Fuck. Yeah Bro go back to the fall seriously, bro. I think you need to get some shit out of your udder All right, don't let him build it up What do I do? He's building it up. Do I let him do it? I think they just want to see what he can do guys. Let's be honest Takashi thinking I think he's better be sealed. What's his name zebra mumu Zabu za mimochi. So okay. So zebra was close I love that black up assassin Death Fuck yeah, we're seeing death. Yeah Fuck really? He better master that shit, bro. I need to see him at 100% Oh, we'll only die. That's it. That's it Say it one more time you fuck Uh oh Getting him separated from everyone 101 time. Here we go Oh Ah I know what's gonna happen guys. Sakura is gonna is gonna solo this guy, right? Sakura is gonna save everybody here because she's a more powerful ninja here He's better use bungee gum. Oh You got Sasuke. He's vibrating All right, that's how we actually sent Sasuke was in peril right there Oh, I believe you I believe you sat there. Oh, that's how What just happened the oh shit I'm like bro. This is moving so fast. I had a process which just happened. Wait. Did he just fucking kill him? Wait, it's the land of the waves the people are made out of water too. I know he's the mr. Run guy Made out of water this guy ain't dying. Oh Ain't nobody dying No, he just got go It's the burst of metal. Yeah I love this guy. I love him kill him Do it Do it pussy. Do it. I dare you. I fucking love this dude, man Oh my god