 Well, it won't go any further. That sucked, Zach. Ha, ha, ha, ha. My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, you and I had very opposite weekends. Why don't you tell the people about yours? So my weekend was awful. I was kind of sick. I had some cold sore stuff going on. And then I got my second vac shot. And I was D-E-D dead. How was your weekend? That was my weekend. Jake broke news, credited by the big J's. People's source. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Major League Baseball Team changed their Twitter handle to his name, basically. Jake Snakes, America's team, everyone's talking about it. We met Tori Lavello, who got ejected like the next day. Joe Cool. I was dead. I was dead. I sweated through three different hoodies, barely got off the couch all weekend. So good job by both of us. My dog's had poop stuck to his butt for three days. So have you. Quick draw. Who got it? I think Jake beat me, though. I think Jake got it. Damn. Manscaped Lawn Mower 4.0 quick draw contest. Jake can shave his nose real quick. Oh my god, I lost my voice. They said, Jake, don't shave your nose off. And I said, no deal. Yeah, no snags with the Lawn Mower 4.0. Man, you went to the Mets game, Jake. You went after the big story line of the weekend for the Mets. Can you tell me a little bit about the sports? Rat, Rat Coon. We're not sure what we're talking about anymore. My buddy Joey Ponsitanzi was trying to get to the bottom of it. He couldn't find out. We think there was a Mets brawl, and they're covering it up with critter jokes. Jim. 100%. I think the Mets don't even expect us to believe this, if you see the way Lindor is talking about it. It's just like, take a step back. We've got a fake hitting coach. We've got a fake critter fight. Like, Mets fans, I know you don't get happy when the Yanks fans say something, but like zoom out and then zoom back in. Yeah, I don't know. It's just it's better than saying we fought, and who knows if they actually fought, but there was definitely a big disagreement. It was not a rat versus Rat Coon, but then I do love the phrase Rat Coon. Lindor's having a lot of fun with it. McNeil and his press coverage seems like he's not enjoying as much, because I think he's like, hey man, I was on the bad side of the potential alleged brawl, and now I'm not even allowed to talk about it, or maybe that's the spit. Like maybe Frankie Lindor, Mr. Smile started it, and now he's doing smiling and making jokes, and McNeil's like, dude, you shoved me. Yeah, my best guess is like Lindor snapped on McNeil, because they were fighting over a miscue on a ball, maybe. And then, so now McNeil gets the brunt of that, the new guy comes to town, shoves him in the tunnel, and now he's like making big laughs out of it about a rat and Rat Coon, and McNeil's probably like, but this sucks, though. If it wasn't Zoom, I think he'd call one of the beat reporters over and be like, can you print what actually happened? Dude, shoved me for no reason. But for now we got Rat Rat Coon and the Mets. Winning cures all, Mets won a couple of games, how about it? That was bad. Probably weren't in that shot, which is the whole point. Jimbo, this weekend, almost a breakdown. All right, Max Muncie put a ball in play, which in and of itself is weird because he doesn't do that anymore. Puts the ball in play, it goes foul. Mookie Betts has to like kind of duck waddle to get back to the base because he doesn't want to get hit by the ball because then it would be a fair ball but he wants to make sure he's back on the base in time. So he leaves himself as vulnerable as you could possibly be for a nut tap. And third baseman, Jose Rojas, just gives him a little tag just in case, gets him right in the nuts. Mookie's an outfielder, he's not wearing a cup. So that's, it's pretty funny. Everyone laughed, even Dylan Bundy, your best friend just laughed it on the mound. Yeah, and you know what, and let's talk about this. I mean, especially with the ball toner and all this stuff here, there's a lot of misconceptions about the nut slap. I mean, he got hit with a baseball and a glove coming up. Doesn't feel good, but it's not the worst case. I mean, obviously there's a lot sharper or harder things or what always goes overlooked is the flick or the immediate impact like that one lingers. Like this was, oh, you hit me in the nuts. That sucked, but I'm okay. But yeah, if he had his crop preserver for Manscaped, probably would have done just fine. Oh, this is the ball toner. Oh, wow. First time ever used in the hair might have to rebrand that as the hair toner. Hair toner. Hey, you smell like ball sack. It's actually used somewhere that they want you to get rid of hair. Do it, just take off all the facial hair for the people. I got him that time. You got me. I got him that time. One to one. I mean, next time just maybe don't stare at him and go. I didn't even look. I didn't even look. I didn't even look. Jake, what else happened in the sports world? More sports, Jim. A follow up from last week. We now have a running story, Medina Spirit. We were so happy. You're gonna have a new horse movie to watch to go to bed too. He was on the juice, man. Bob Baffert, controversy. He's not gonna be able to enter a horse in the next horse race, which is like, well, so many people were betting and won money on the last one and the horse was cheating, so. Do you tell the horse? Like Medina Spirit? Like, as far as Medina Spirit knows, it was in the winner's circle. Horses know when they win the race. Obviously, they're the first horse that wins it. And then they get the accolades and they celebrate and they're in the winner's circles. The horses kind of know what's up. Everyone that actually takes care of the horse has been petting him and saying, it's not your fault. Well, as far as the horse is concerned, he won. You're a winner. Well, sorry for Bob Baffert, but it seems like he's a bad guy. I was gonna say Medina Spirit, sorry, but I don't think Medina Spirit cares. As far as the horse knows it won. You're a winner, Medina. I don't think you tell the horse. Let's move on to not sports, Jake. What do you got here? James and Ohio fugitive sent police a selfie because he didn't like the mug shot. They were circulating to find him. This is actually pretty good because the mug shot does suck. Guys got like a big old double chin going on. Wonky eyes. So he sent in like a smooth pick. Glasses, the mustache is nice. Do we know the crime yet? Cause that's the only part. Yeah, it failed to appear in court after a DUI charge. And then he texted it to the cops and said, here's a better photo, that one's terrible. And I'm calling a little bit illegal on this guy because the better photo is him hiding half his face with sunglasses. That's tough, man. The mug shot is your face, not your face with glasses on. Yeah, that's true. So obviously you look better when you hide those wonky eyes, dude. Damn. Like put on your glasses. So there's Jake. Now he looks so much better. Swear? They're a little crooked. They're crooked. Yeah, they're definitely crooked. Yeah. And so is this guy. Ha ha! It's the employee of the week. Let's do it. Let's do it. I got him again. No, you didn't. I got him again. You got killed. You're even on. Zack says I won. Hey, weekly dumb, Zack here. I'd like to take a look at this replay because here at the weekly dumb, we're not afraid to use replay to get the call correct. As you can see here, both Jimmy and Jake grabbed the Lawn Mower 4.0 quickly. So we have to take this frame by frame. The big giveaway we're looking for here is the light going on the Lawn Mower 4.0. Now take a look at Jimmy's. Not yet, not yet, not yet, and on. And you can clearly see Jake's light, not here, but here. So clearly Jimmy is the winner, but only slightly. And now back to the episode. Thanks mom. We're giving it to our moms. I didn't get to see my mom on Mother's Day. We love you, I didn't either. Because I was sick and we would have had to work anyway. Love you mom. Love you mom. And everyone else is a mom. To all the moms. Wow. Everyone's mom is kind of an employee. You know what, we missed those. Zack did get employee of the month for April. So congrats, congrats. But mostly everyone's mom. Okay. That was the weekly dumb. Support for the weekly dumb comes from Manscaped. Join over two million men worldwide who trust Manscaped with this exclusive offer for you. 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code dumb20 at manscaped.com. If you're still trimming your face with your ball trimmer, it's time to make some changes. 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