Caroline! Caroline! See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short Yeah, now dig this, now even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide The time it took to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, ha ha yeah!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like boo-boo Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo"